#and also worried

[thestaticonyourscreen]

my girlfriend has not talked to me in like. a week. this is horrible, I am sincerely hoping she is not dead

[malika-carnelian]

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@screechingtires

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

Of course she choose one that resembles Smokescreen's spirit for adventure and bravy actions! So a very futuristic and chaotic one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGoILU2Wd4&ab_channel=Sabrepulse-Topic

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

Even for him, Malika has one for the public phone and one for the datapad she use for job.

The public one is a drawing of his holoform (made by NannelFlannel on deviantArt):

And the private one on the datapad ( she has a weekness when he does a serious face ok-) :

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:

It's absolutely delightful, also because he tends to use emojis like she does with him, which makes him even more cute and sweet.

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:

Immediately, since whenever they chat is for having a good laugh together or speak about 'cons or awful humans being kicked during a battle.

How often our muses text:

Everyday, if not she would be even worry about him.

How often our muses call:

Not often, but it happens whenever Malika is very troubled by something or if she is in some kind of danger.

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:

Only when she is in the toilette- *lmao* bad-timing calls can happen xD

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

One of response to him ofc

:: Well, it can be like a payback! But watchout to the humans, they might show up with a fork just for scratching your paint. And we don't want your paint to be scratched! Don't make me come out there for punch someone, please.::

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[bugbuoyx]

i made tumblr pride flags! feel free to ask for more edits

[calicorobin]

beanbag chair psychology

[chase-prairie]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

[nat-20s]

Extremely funny how different the starting stakes are in Hades and Hades 2 like

Zagreus: I need to move out so fucking bad if I don't I'm killing my dad or myself or both

Melinoë: I lost my entire family and Olympus is burning and the dead are stuck in permanent limbo and I am personally and single handedly responsible for fixing this all

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton into the FNAF-verse

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything

[slushy-sash]

why is bro in port ormos when he works at the akademiya

[noodles-and-tea]

Twins in time au.... Would Fiddleford act as a sort of father figure to Stan? Since Filbrick obviously SUCKED to both Stan and Ford and Fidd is more than definitely missing HIS son, and of course Ford has grown to love him but they're still BROTHERS.. Maybe they could act as the father/son the other is missing?

ABSOLUTELY!!!!

[batsyheere]

I sometimes just imagine the first time Phantom is introduced to the league as like, a fellow big league hero. As someone who works with Justice League Dark and took down the Ecto Acts with his own team and allies to be included under the meta acts like aliens. He knows Constantine and Zatanna and is a pretty common name in the magical community now even if usually as his human form "just Danny".

And suddenly he is surrounded by these "big time heroes" and aliens and champions and most would assume he'd be overwhelmed or in awe. Maybe nervous, or weirdly fixated on being in space.

But here's the kicker- Danny is dead. Technically part of the category ecto-entity, ghost, and thus belonging to the Infinite Realms. He has met a vast variety of characters who are far more chaotic and legendary than these people who have so much interpersonal drama it looks like one of the soap operas Tucker refuses to admit he watches. Wonder Woman? Danny has lunch with Pandora and visits the Greek sections of the realms when he needs to research old prophecies. Superman? Kryptonite is like rock candy and the dead of Krypton are either very sweet or very condescending and Danny has seen both in the Boy Scout. The less said about the Green Lanterns the better. The Flash family are entertaining but also headache inducing because Danny has heard the complaints about the timeline. Half a dozen other heroes and vigilantes have their own dramas that Danny could pick apart at the source for the many issues that started said drama, and that's not even beginning on the issues with Batman and the weird galley of children he has who are sometimes even worse than the dark knight himself.

Meanwhile the League find themselves growing more concerned and horrified the more Phantom manages to reference his adventures and rather stressful start as a vigilante. Constantine hasn't been more entertained in years.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

If tumblr dies we should all regroup on vivino the wine-rating app. Can follow, can like, can post pictures, can post text. Just mention a Pinot and Chianti for the first few months until we outnumber the genuine wine people

[sczawr]

doodles of Amy and Neo Metal Sonic as Lady Nimue and Sir Pelleas from my and my gangs satbk au! Neo's design is also by @mmm-asbestos!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Soup solves everything.