#bullshitery

[wigglysprophet]

thinking about her

I love my notes app <333

[raz-matazz]

Okay, but, like, the fact that they're using real, practical, cloth-and-metal animatronics for the FNAF movie has me acting *incredibly normal y ' a l l*.

[brainrotcharacters]

Headcanon Hermes ordered Calypso to give Odysseus what he needs to build a raft and Hermes didn't tell her it wasn't a part of the pantheon's command :>

Calypso lashed out by passive aggressively singing to Odysseus as she gives him the materials

The best part? Odysseus still walks away

[cloudfoxy]

That person has to be a birds app refugee, ain't no fucking way we're being called misogynistic for (rightfully) hating a man (a canonically misogynistic, homophobic, abusive man)

[wyrd-syster]

Um, hi, thanks for your post about your inbox being open…I didn’t keep up with tumblr for a few days and now what on earth is happening?

a tumblr user (OP) got upset that they were blocked by a few haladriel accounts after claiming that people who like celeborn/are interested in seeing him join trop/multishippers were not real haladriels but antis in disguise. We've also been accused of essentially being "fake fans" who don't care about the lore, which is....so funny to me. **EDIT: I also want to add that I myself do not like Celeborn! But many of my friends do, and some of them write great Galadriel/Celeborn, and even Galadriel/Celeborn/Sauron fic! And while we disagree about this one fictional elf, I support their excitement and creativity!!** there were some responses made by multishippers in support of "ship and let ship" that did not reference the original post or name OP.

At the same time, members of a private discord were airing their frustrations with OP's post and subsequent reaction in a private channel specifically dedicated to venting. A friend of OP was a member of said discord and took multiple screenshots of multiple conversations, then coordinated a release of a handful of cherry-picked photos on tumblr to prove the discord members were "racist bullies."

The screenshots were both taken and shared in bad faith and the ones that "prove racism" were specifically from a conversation between members of color that occurred before OP's friend even joined the discord.

That's pretty much the sum of it. I feel awful that these screenshots were released, not only because of the severe violation of trust, but for those who may have been referenced in them. Venting is not bullying. These conversations were private with no intention of ever being made public because no one involved wanted to cause any harm. Now, harm has been done under the guise of — honestly, I don't know, helping? somehow? "winning" over shippers you don't agree with? — and there's no way to take that back.

And all over fictional elves!!!

[heavens-sin]

      lips   curled   into   a   predatory smile.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ   as he slid over the dash to the reader a small rectangular sheet of paper reading : " HELLO, PEASANT. ♡ This coupon entitles you to 3 HOURS *no talking  OF  ♡  𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑶𝑼𝑻 ♡  or ♡  𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑶𝑭𝑭 *i dont discriminate   ♡  "

in tiny bold print on the bottom read:

VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. WHICH IS EVERYWHERE BUT MY BEDROOM. OFFER NOT VALID IN CERTAIN LOCATIONS BECAUSE IVE BEEN BANNED. WHEREEVER THAT IS. REDEEMABLE FOR CASH AMOUNT OF 69,069 BELI. BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO CASH THIS IN. YOU SHOULD KNOWITS REALLY GOOD HEAD YOU'RE GIVING UP HERE. ALSO NO KNOWN JURISDICTION WILL CASH THIS COUPON.  OFFER DOES NOT EXPIRE BUT "NO TALKING" CLAUSE EXPIRES WITHIN ONE MONTH OF COUPON ISSUANCE.

he waits for you to turn your head to him as he makes a rather suggestive pose with his fingers and sticks his rather long & pierced tounge through the small space between his fingers as if to showcase.

[burirammin]

Respectfully, the tyre pressure penalty can rot in hell. I AM. KILLING PEOPLE (the fim race stewards)

[scalproie]

If you fuse Arthur Lester's names together you get something that sounds like Hastur haha

hey wait a minute

[mademoisellebianx]

It's so funny how people in fandoms of horror adjacent media are so uptight about 'problematic' ships. Like "ooh you can't ship that because that guy tortured and killed that guy" as if the media where these characters are from doesn't already heavily feature dark themes such as murder, torture, cannibalism, et cetera. Horror is not limited to viscera and violence and death. There is absolute horror in codependency, manipulation, and abusive/problematic relationships, and people can and will explore that in fanfics and fanart and shipping.

[pugscoffee]

Just sharing some old ass memes what i made and some Incorrect Quotes what made me laugh 🤙🏻✨️

(Most of them are CraigKnight btw)

This one was inspired by the fact what Knight 5* sprite emulates the wings of an angel in their helmet and the cape

They're for me the kind of friends/couple who blocks eachother for stuff like this in their social medias but still looking at eachother tweets with an alt-account,and when they see something to argue about they just. Unblock the other account to tweet eachother in their main and repeat the cycle 💀

It would be really funny if "Knight" was their real name tbh

LMFAO-💀

Lapice,Eugene,Coco,Bianca,Marina and Arabelle being Knight's besties squad is so real to me actually.

Poor Coco lmao-

Sounds so them tbh AHSKSHALS

[raz-matazz]

A funny headcanon I like to think of is Teia teasing Lucanis about LoF!Rook helping finance the Crows with their treasure hunting despite the fact that a) Teia has a casino and b) Lucanis is practically swimming in cash.

[viper-link-old]

Ninjago Season 2, Episode 6 Rant

Okay genuinely what the actual FUCK is season 2 episode 6 of Ninjago??? Like I'm rewatching it again and it's a time travel episode, alright sick that sounds like it could be interesting

BUT DID THEY JUST ENTIRELY RETCON THE PILOT EPISODES AND SEASON 1????

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE

Because like, they do time travel shenanigans, blah blah blah... end of episode boom, but like, then they ask about the golden weapons and okay, that makes sense, everything seems to be according to the previous timeline, Lloyd's aged up, they're training, etc. but then they ask if Lloyd remembers the Garmadon being in possession of the golden weapons, that's all chill and good right?

NO!

HE TALKS ABOUT HOW GARMADON NEVER HAD THE WEAPONS AND DOESN'T RECOGNISE WHAT THE GOLDEN WEAPONS ARE WHICH MEANS

A. The pilots are changed significantly and the timeline changes so that they have different motivations and shit for each of the characters, they never met the dragons and never got the weapons, as a result Lloyd still releases the serpentine and the great devourer is still around, making it strange that Lloyd is still aged up as he should have returned to his child form as Garmadon was never released right?

OR OPTION B. Everything occurred the exact same but without the weapons meaning that the weapons were essentially wiped from everyone's memory WHICH JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE?

SO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED

[complete-idiot-inc]

i thought your pfp was weird al (is it weird al)

YES! And no.

My Profile pic is of a photoshop creation I made called “Weird Dan”

I made it’s about a year ago for an assignment in reaction to Daniel Radcliffe being casted as Weird Al.

It was so blursed I just knew it had to be my PFP.

[risetherivermoon]

im making up a school schedule for hogwarts rn because i cant actually find one that is consistent and makes sense so im making shit up

this is the life of a marauders fanfic writer

[wyrd-syster]

I know there’s probably a lot of people who are confused by the current state of fandom wank, so please know my inbox/DMs are always open 🖤

[heavens-sin]

@codecorazon . . . Count your days AND YOUR MINUTES . Casket business bout to be booming.