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Saw this on Pinterest. Blacked out for 20 minutes

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get ratted , idiot

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KineBasik™ Bicycle 80,000

The last one (for now!) in the DIRECTGIFTZ series. Had this idea around the time I made the fire extinguisher one 😆 No Tommy? No problem! Everyone, behold, Arthur James "Fuck It, We Ball" Nightingale. Part 6 of the DIRECTGIFTZ series! | [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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font reviews based on how good :3 looks

Arial: Classic font, looks good for the most part, but a little bit bland also. 6/10

Berlin Sans FB: There's already a lot more character, but the mouth is simply too long and the lips don't curl enough which takes away from the experience. 4/10

Comic Sans MS: Now THAT'S a colon-three. There's so much silliness in that face it's hard to bear. My only real critique is that the eyes are just a smidge too narrow, but that's just a nitpick more than anything. 8/10

Courier New: Sleek. Professional. Big vertical eyes full of glee. Very solid choice for a colon-three font. 7/10

Jokerman: I feel bad for including this one. That font stood no chance against the others. This is the eldritch horror of colon-threes. These eyes are filled with nothing except murderous intent. The mouth is crooked with a sharp corner, but the most egregious part is probably the teeth-like protrustions from the bottom part of the mouth. 0/10

Goudy Stout: An interesting take on colon-three. I like the idea of having an incredibly thick mouth (even if it's a bit too thick for my liking), and the eyes being big and centered is a big positive. Much sillier than most fonts, but I think struggles to beat Comic Sans in terms of silliness. 6/10

Consolas: Worse version of Courier New. The lips just don't curl enough and it just ends up looking a little pathetic. 4/10

Fixedsys: Oh my god. Holy shit. What the fuck. 10/10

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Drew some sprites from the latest newsletter

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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At the function searching for clues

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I heard a commotion of buzzing in the long grass, so I went in there in my pajamas because I thought it might be a wasp attacking something (cool), but it was just a bottlefly getting upset because there was a sticky seed on his wing

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she jack off my trades till im master of none

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You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

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what potential millennia alone in a pocket of the void does to a mfer

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Okay one artie doodle before I indulge some ship art. I normally try not to do it but hey I am feeling it.

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oughg

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when you're telepathic but still call your brother a clod to his face

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this is what i imagine lettie would send drifter in 1999