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Natural does not always equate with "good" or "usable" or "better." Please do your homework!
Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil.
Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol that is safe for human ingestion.
Essential oil is the pure extract of the plant refined down and distilled for concentrated medicinal purposes to a significantly higher strength than simply adding ground up mint leaves to your water. The two are not comparable in any way.
Cinnamon extract and cinnamon essential oil are not the same thing.
One is about 100 times the strength of the other and can also cause acute organ failure. I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the food extract.
Sweet gods I’m not trying to be mean, I want you to be aware and safe and stop putting yourselves and others at risk. Please.
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Can we have Phone Dude content, pretty please?
this is it. this is the entire AU.
#williamwasframed!AU#alliswell!aftons#this is SO funny to me#imagine getting stuck in a wall for thirty years and when you finally get out everyone thinks you killed kids#and your entire family is dead or missing#and your life’s work has been complete overshadowed by the very crimes they’re falsely attributing to you#meanwhile this fucking guy is just. so *happy* to talk about his funky little true crime interest#and you don’t wanna be rude but like. what the hell. where’s my son.#meta talks#art#doodles#comic#fnaf#digital art#five nights at freddy's#fanart#william afton#springtrap#phone dude
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We love Gangle in this goddamn household. She’s so cutesy! Very demure, very mindful! And yes I fucking cried because these goofy looking depressed little characters make me feel better, get off my d*ck!
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc gangle#the amazing digital circus gangle#gooseworx#if anything happens to her I will kill everyone and then myself#fucking hate gooseworx for making me feel things (I’m kidding)#that setting aside your dreams stuff be too real#manager gangle#i love gangle#gangle x zooble#I said what I said they’re meant for each other#abstragedy#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#tadc jax#tadc zooble#tadc kinger#tadc caine#pomni#ragatha#Jax#zooble#caine
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90% of the problems in bbc merlin are caused bc that fuckass dragon was a committed merthur shipper but only in the sense that he had a crippling addiction to tragic yaoi
#kilgharrah was such a bitch like just bc u desperately need ur ship to be miserable doesnt mean u have to make evryone else miserable 2😭#'youre two sides of the same coin🥰 anyway u should definitely drive away this friend of yours and kill this kid' like STOPPPPPP#merthur#bbc merlin#bangers
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Countdown to Seungmin's Birthday ↘ D-6: Fanboy.
#all these clips were terribly cute but the one where he says he watched the video message from wonpil 'well'#and made that face killed me its so funny 😭 like yeah I believe you did watch it well.... 😗#kim seungmin#seungmin#bystay#stray kids#skz#skz edit#skz gifs#seungminsource#gagwanzsource#day6#skzedit#stray kids gifs#sometimes i remember that he supposedly had a wonder girls ? i think wonder girls stan account when he was a teenager and i just laugh#10/10 this is the one time i can assuredly say: wow the stars are just like us (seungmin drop your day6 acc)
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never did read the books but i've been really into the tumblr tag lately
#warrior cats#hollyleaf#i think its pretty cool that she killed that guy#despite being a huge cat fan i was a really sensitive kid and also couldnt read#even now you guys are breaking my heart with your clangens
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i have many thoughts on lee gilyoung and kim dokja but i fear i may explode if i try to articulate them fully
there is something to be said in the way kdj and orv as a whole really tends to sidestep lgy. like kdj cares about lgy of course. and orv obviously wants us to care about lgy or else they would have killed him off for shock value or fridged him way earlier than they did or something. and yet he remains in the main story but still on the sidelines
i think there is something very sad to be said about how kdj very openly tends to love on/lavish attention onto sys and like consciously acknowledge that she is, in many ways, his daughter, yet doesnt really do the same for lgy. there is something very sad to be said about the way kdj tends to refer to sys individually, but only to lgy in the collective "kids." there is something very sad in the way kdj saw himself in lgy the first time he saw him on the subway and saw him both as a boy to be saved and a tool to be used and i dont think their relationship ever really recovered from this.
like he cares about them because he doesnt want to be a shitty father-figure but hes a shitty father-figure because he cares. and while sys is saved from the brunt of this to a degree because shes a character so he can just mimic how yjh treats her in worldlines where she's saved and get by on that, lgy doesnt have that kind of support. lgy is not a fictional wunderkid or pitiable, fragile little girl (however true or false that assessment of sys is). hes a snot nosed foul mouthed violent boy obsessed with bugs and death and kdj, i think, knows he ought to care for him but he doesnt know how and doesnt bother to learn and that, i believe, the not-bothering that is, is what truly incriminates him as a shitbag father. hes afraid so he doesnt try and lgy spends 90% of orv being terrified kdj secretly hates him and the worst part is hes almost right
#kim dokja when i fucking get you when i fucking GET you kim dokja#because it doesnt matter if he loves lgy or not. lgy doesnt feel like he does and the instant you fuck up so bad#your kid starts sobbing because he cant come up with any reasons why you would love him#that is the instant where you lost!!! you lost you fucked up!!!#i need to kill kdj with my bare hands.#orv#omniscient reader#omniscient reader's viewpoint#kdj#kim dokja#lgy#lee gilyoung#sys#shin yoosung#bard writes#do i tag this meta....#what the hell sure.#orv meta
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Something something I'm listening to Burn from Hamilton something something Macaque feeling betrayed after Wukong went with the JTTW gang Something something-
#DID YOU KNOW WHAT PIF SAID WHEN SHE READ WHAT YOU DONE?#you and your words OBSESSED WITH YOUR IMMORTALITY#“i'm erasing myself from the narrative” is killing me because we actually don't know anything from Macaque from the original novel.#do maybe he actually DID erase himself from the narrative IM GOING CRAZY#“I hope that you Burn” burning probably being the most traumatic of tortures for Wukong#bye guys#shadowpeach#goodmorning y all it is my job to make u cry#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong
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50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass
#ultrakill#v1#gabriel#doodles#art#ultrakill fanart#fastest death was like. 6 seconds. maybe less. i was playing on normal#and then my brother told me the secrets of Spamming Slide Like Your Life Depends On It and i got him in like. 15 tries#max0r wasnt kidding this guys entire strat is Teleporting Behind You#so the contrast of nearly killing him first try and then beating his stupid gay ass real fast in his second fight was REALLY funny#i learned bitch#i dont think i've ever yapped and screamed and yelled so much during a videogame before. dont ask me about the noise i made when#the mannequins started moving like coked up little spiders#''i dont believe people are genuinely this loud when playing lethal company they're making this up'' me playing ultrakill:
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english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness
#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright#because he senses something in the room#and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent#hes so fucking funny 😭#i love him being weird and strange and offputting#‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt#and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business#drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon#the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner.#guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!”#out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality#dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain#“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE#PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!!#my art#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#art#tgcf meme#mxtx#天官赐福#lmao#hob#heaven official's blessing#the people have spoken...
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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
#fantasy high#dimension 20#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fig faeth#ruben hopclap#lucy frostblade#the rat grinders#adaine abernant#kipperlilly copperkettle#watching fig terrorize him like girl!!! we don’t even know if he’s guilty!!!!#this might just be for me but i do not think 5 teenagers willingly brutally killed their friend idk#like there just has to be some other element to it and i am very scared to find out what that was#what if they were put in a position where they felt there was/there was no other choice… like oh my god#my comedy brain is having fun but my ‘this is a teenager’ brain is in such deep distress all the time this season#the rat grinders i trust brennan to not make u cartoonishly evil so i am holding u as gently as i can in my confused shaky hands#also with the devil’s nectar i’ve been wondering why they all seem so well-adjusted & now i’m curious if they’ve been intentionally-#changing their memories in a way so that either the trauma is lesser or they think they aren’t guilty. idk#but it seems like from how gertie was talking she was making it more recently so the well adjustedness from early jy doesn’t quite add up#they could have another source maybe??? idk i’m just low stakes 4 a.m. spitballing here#there’s also the strong possibility that they’re aware of what happened but they weren’t the ones who killed lucy. idk who knows#the way you could probably devil’s nectar yourself into believing it wasn’t your fault someone died… CRAZY IMPLICATIONS!!! CRAZY IDEA!!!#anyways the bad kids & the rat grinders don’t ever have to like each other but i do wonder if at least some of those kids deserve a chance
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What have you done what have you done what have you done what have you done WHAT HAVE YOU-
#happy halloween :)#lego monkie kid#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#lmk wukong#shadowpeach#nothing more romantic than killing your partner amirite? 🥹#tw blood#tw death#my art
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last post gave me shadowpeach vision
#do you even want to kill him.... Make up your mind stupid monkey#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#shadowpeach#my art#lmk fanart#lmk six eared macaque#lmk shadowpeach#I can't make my stylized monkeys consistent smh anyway I like it
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Do peri and irep still get along? They were friends in school but what about now?
(Btw I absolutely adore your iddie bitties (?) au, it's amazing )
As of current? They're enemies once again.
Going to Boarding School forced their hands to become frenemies. It's a bit difficult to hate each other when they had to share a dorm room!! Their truce ended the moment they graduated.
Although Irep and Peri has had much less interactions since they both have very demanding jobs now.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop peri#peri#fop irep#irep#asks#itty bitties fop au#very hard to scheme and plot to kill your counterpart when you have to keep anti fairy world functioning#and its VERY hard to remember your counterpart is trying to kill you when you've a kid to watch for#their relationship is. pretty complicated.#they're close like brothers. theyre sworn enemies. they want to kill each other. nobody understands them like hte other. they annoy the oth#a constant back and forth and push and pull
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have you ever shared your comic making process? im super interested in seeing how you go about everything from start to finish!
#grey answers#grey’s art process#grey will not gatekeep any knowledge!#this is all very messy and approachable !#come play in the mud with me kids!#comic process#comic making#kill your perfectionism kids!#😂😂😂#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel comic#I should say I’ve been drawing non stop for like 20 years too and got a diploma in illustration#but still this is just twigs and mud nothing scary!
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The horror of being Pigsy. Your child arrived at your doorstep naked and covered in mud, completely mute and borderline unresponsive. You have to give him a name yourself - he doesn’t have one, doesn’t remember if he ever did. You, against your and your best friends better judgement, decide to keep him. You raise him - you teach him how to make noodles and you take him to buy clothes and school supplies and Monkey King action figures. He loves you and you love him. He calls you ‘Dadsy’. You develop a employee relationship - he’s your son, but you don’t want to be too attached now that he’s an adult, even if he still lives in that same shop. Your relationship eventually develops to where you can freely refer to him as your son, not ward or employee.
He’s a demigod. He’s chaos incarnate. He’s the savior and destroyer of the universe. He holds the power of the universe, the same power you watched destroy a demon king from the inside out, in his body with ease. He has the ability to split mountains as collateral. He was made from a rock, and put in that rock by the goddess of creation for the sole purpose of one day hatching just so he could die. He is a sacrifice, and he chooses to be one to save you.
You will never be able to protect him from himself. He is your son, and you are his father, and that changes nothing.
#character study#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk pigsy#lmk mk#some thoughts on them#season 5 ruined me#that’s his baby#the horror of watching your child destroy himself#he could do nothing to stop MK from killing himself#parallel to s1 where MK threw himself into a volcano and Pigsy thought he was dead
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