#or kill your pets

[revginapond]

Natural does not always equate with "good" or "usable" or "better." Please do your homework!

Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil.

Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol that is safe for human ingestion.

Essential oil is the pure extract of the plant refined down and distilled for concentrated medicinal purposes to a significantly higher strength than simply adding ground up mint leaves to your water. The two are not comparable in any way.

Cinnamon extract and cinnamon essential oil are not the same thing.

One is about 100 times the strength of the other and can also cause acute organ failure. I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the food extract.

Sweet gods I’m not trying to be mean, I want you to be aware and safe and stop putting yourselves and others at risk. Please.

[stargirldotcom]

cat gravestones found on roadarch.com

via _bioluminessence_ on tiktok

[aestariiwilderness]

[xxx-ang3l-w1th-a-sh0tgun-xxx]

BAND RECOMMENDATIONS IF YR NEW TO RIOT GRRRL/FEMINIST PUNK/ETC!!

♀️bikini kill

🐯 le tigre

⭐ the julie ruin

💗 L7

🌀 bratmobile

⚡slutever

🫧 veruca salt

🍒lady pills

🦷mannequin pussy

🌜pinkshift

🫀dream nails

🔪petrol girls

🧷 the royal they

💬 dazey and the scouts

🩻 x-ray spex

🪽 be your own pet

[bearotonin-international]

Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼

perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.

DO

NOT

PET

[beartitled]

so after the new content any thought on the opportunist?

He was, currently is and always will be a sleazy littol bird butt 🪶

[assiraphales]

one of the funniest things is during all nine episodes luffy did not actively have one single plan except "become the worlds greatest pirate and find the one piece". he spent at max a month? less? at sea and everything he accomplished (taking down FOUR feared pirates in like a week, stealing the grand line map, finding a faithful and loyal crew, getting a bounty of 30 million on his head, etc) was mostly by accident. he stumbles into trouble and then proceeds to become the trouble

[dewdropdinosaur]

Kinktober Day 13: Roleplay/Aftercare

Summary: The horny month of October perks Angel Dust’s interest in something called Kinktober. To his partner’s chagrin, they comply to enact that day’s prompt inside their bedroom.  Warnings: Pet play, sub-dom dynamics, aftercare(take care of your partner’s everyone), BDSM, etc. MDNI, 18+ You’re responsible for your media consumption.  Requested By: @little-bloodied-angel Prompt suggestions are open for kinktober, no minors!!

They had discussed it for days, possibly even a few weeks. Angel was notoriously fond of October, and mentioned something to his partner about a monthly theme that appeared on a strange website named AO3…or was it Tumblr? Y/N couldn’t keep track of it all. So when their spider demon partner proposed the idea of roleplay, they were shocked to be sure. 

Sitting in the safety of Angel’s room, Y/N held a box with a red little bow that sat neatly on top. Innocent-looking enough if the gift had not been for this specific purpose. Angel took the box with eager hands, discarding the carefully wrapped package in favor of what was inside. Eyes widening at the contents, a lacey collar sat with a small chain and a pair of costume ears and a tail. Examining the items, they were luxury. 

“You spent some money on this did ya toots?”

With a small shrug and a smirk, Y/N replied. “I wanted to make sure you would be comfortable. Though if you don’t want to–”

Gripping the fabric back into his arms, Angel clasped it tightly to his chest with a slightly panicked look. “No, no! I want it dollface, don’t be so teasing.”

With a light chuckle, Y/N dragged a finger down the side of Angel’s arm tauntingly as they leaned forward and rubbed the fabric of the lace between their fingers. “Well then go and try it on for me, Star.” Taking no time to oblige the command, Angel disappeared and reappeared but moments later. Wearing a pair of black underwear, shirtless, all while daintily donning the black collar and ears. With a large grin and eyes blown with lust, Y/N stalked towards Angel, who rubbed his neck sheepishly. 

“Well aren’t you a vision, Starlight?” Coming to caress the spider demon’s cheek with a tender hand, Angel leaned into the touch. Y/N hummed approvingly, craning their head down so their lips let out a soft husky growl into Angel’s ear. “You know your safe words, yes?”

Angel nodded, wide eyes looking up at his partner expectantly. 

“I need your words, Angel.”

“Yes, Y/N. I know them.” 

“Wonderful~” With a sudden force, Y/N took ahold of the collar’s chain and tugged Angel’s head into their chest. Cooing softly as they went to pet the ears that sat atop his head, they walked them both back so Y/N sat on the bed with Angel at their feet. 

“Such a good little pet for me.” Angel let out a small gasp as Y/N ran their fingers through his hair, while their foot came up to rub softly against Angel’s increasingly hard member. Whining softly at the friction, Angel couldn’t help but buck and grind his hips on the top of his partner’s shoe. “We haven’t even started yet baby and you’re already humping my shoe? Poor pet, so needy.” 

Gosh, yes, he was so desperate. There was no denying it. He had thought about this scenario for weeks now, dreaming of it every night only to wake up with the worst hard-on he had since he was alive as a teenager. The thoughts started to swarm in his head, to give in. Allow himself to feel some of the best pleasure he ever has, to whine and whimper, to beg and plead, to live to serve the one person who has ever been good to him. 

Tilting their shoe slightly, allowing their partner a better angle, Y/N marveled at the way that Angel’s lips parted into a perfect pout, the way his eyes squeezed shut in ecstasy; it was all so pretty and all just for them. 

“You gonna come like this Star? You gonna be a good boy for me and cum on my shoe?” 

Angel’s body acted on command, letting out moans of sobbing pleasure as his release hit him like a freight train; squirting all over their shoe. Gasping for air, Y/N peeked their head down to see Angel’s eyes completely dilated and black. Y/N was staring enamored at the way the stain on their partner’s pants spread so violently. After a moment, Angel rested his head on his partner’s knee, completely spent. 

Taking the cue, Y/N slowly removed the collar, ears, and tail from Angel, before gently picking up their tired boyfriend and placing him gently on the bed. Running off for a mere moment to collect another pair of underwear, a t-shirt, and some water; Y/N returned swiftly back to his side. 

“You good Angel?” The spider demon nodded, taking deep gulps of the ice-cold liquid that cooled the fire in his lungs. 

“Words, Angel. Can you use your words or do you just need to be silent?”

“I am good, babes.” 

“Good, good. You were perfect, you’re amazing. Handsome and strong, okay?”

“Thanks, toots. I promise I am okay. No need for intensive aftercare today.” 

With a sigh of relief at the confirmation that Angel was in the right headspace, Y/N placed Angel’s head on their chest. A comfortable silence filled the room, soft breaths mingled with the sound of the overhead fan. Angel smirked, October wasn’t so bad after all. 

[sluckythewizard]

THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)

[tackykachowch]

What's so funny about Jinx smelling Vander's jacket to me is not even that it's inconsistent with the story at this point (i. e. Vander is alive so there is no reason for her to smell his jacket, plus she didn't have a close relationship with him anyway), but because we already had a coat for her to interact with that was established IN SEASON 1 FINALE. SHE TOOK SILCO'S COAT OFF OF HIM. WHERE DID IT GO????? And most importantly why Jinx doesn't care about it at all despite her still coming to his office to "talk" with him? Like. You would think that Jinx, who still keeps keepsakes of her lost loved ones, would take some of Silco's things to remind her of him, but nah. We need a stupid thing with Vander and Silco's jackets where she doesn't even properly interact with the right one.

[not-another-robin]

How to support your autistic ass son on his vigilante adventures, step one: buy him a dinosaur,

[findafight]

God forbid Nancy want to be with a hot guy who continually betters himself and thinks she's one of the best things to ever happen to him I guess.

[lesbianfakir]

I see the cutest mutual pining fakiru art on here but personally I can never see then that way because I think if duck (no filter) caught feelings in a romantic context theyd be eating lunch or something and out of nowhere she’d be like “by the way I think im in love with you” and fakir would choke on his food and perish on the spot. Goodbye mr fakir, it was a love never to be

[raddestrose]

The second prince is legit beefing with a fish and is LOSING real badly

[waitineedaname]

brought myself to tears thinking about luo binghe and his loneliness. during all the worst times of his life, he was alone. when his mother died, he had no one. when he was being abused on qing jing, he had ning yingying but there wasn't much she could do for him. in the abyss, he was alone. when he was grieving sqq for five years, he had subordinates but he didn't have anyone to hold him and comfort him

and it's that loneliness and isolation that xin mo capitalizes on. those feelings of loneliness and isolation make his self esteem worse and his emotional state more unstable, because deep down is a miserable and lonely child that wants to be held and comforted and love

luckily for him, all shen qingqiu wants is to hold him and comfort him and make him feel loved! I think post-canon, they'll spend a long time confronting those wounds left by loneliness, except now instead of having to bear it alone, sqq will be there to hold him in his arms and tell him I'm sorry you were hurting, I'm sorry you were alone, you never should have gone through that. and there's the promise that he won't ever have to be alone again because that's the promise sqq made to him. from now on, wherever binghe goes, shen qingqiu will follow

[mrmeepsmadmind]

idw bumblebee and prowl shouldve broke up bcs he wouldnt stop 𝚊sking prowl to pause his report for just one lil astrosec so he can change his various pastel colored pens while making his cute little aesthetically pretty for no reason & very time - consuming notes with big colorful fonts & cute designs real quick

also another thought abt annoying ass bb trying to make running a literal planet cotteque so he doesn't go crazy bcs hes now a politician when all he ever wanted was to deliver mail & smile & wave at bots who call him cute ---

bee: 𝚠heeljack, im so sorry about this but do you mind repeating the time-stakingly long introduction, instruments, research references, modules, hypothesis, counter thesis, procedures, analysis, second - retrial, results, & explanation that you just spent 700000 earth hours saying because i was busy drawing a cute little bee in the corner of my notes please :] ?

wheeljack:

idw bee trying to run a planet that fucking hates him is just rlly funny to me, especially since everyone views bee as the goody character who everyone loves & he views himself as that & then they finally win this consuming war & he can reap his rewards of being loved without holding a gun & no one fucking likes him. hes even getting on his own old team's nerves & not in the loveable scamp way but the get the fuck out of my face way