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Okayyyy, I’m getting some things done in here and I’ll be back in an hour or so to have thots/tipsy thots night with you guys! 🫶🏾 You can start sending them and I’ll answer everything once Im back *mwah*
#mick schumacher#charles leclerc#lewis hamilton#thots#any thots tonight! hihi#but lets diversify (I wanna see sharls and lew showing up too 🥺)#but yeah lets do this#give me my fair amount of mick too btw! dont neglect him#😌#it’s 50/50#anyways#im ranting now#brb#if nobody shows up we delete it and pretend it never happened lol#oh and its tipsy thoughts for me because i may get myself some wine#yall feel free to join if you want#or just stay w the water#jajsjsjs ok bye see ya
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testing out drawing maormer 🪸🐚🪸 and a nelvas 🧣📜🩷 i'll ramble about maormer a bit in the tags
#tes#skyrim#my art#do you like my nelvas emojis🧣📜🧣📜 get it? scarf🤗 and scroll🤗 Everything hurts sofucking bad#anyways i talked about them wif my friend quite a bit i basically 'agree' w/ everything that is written about them && their biology in -#- canon; except tes is very much all Talk and no good actual visual presentation of what it's talking about#cus all of the maormer look like garboooo likeee what am i looking @#but since this is just a first test i think i'll keep playing around with their looks later; they are most close to altmer obvi in the -#- sense of how 'mutated' they r. however maormer are more gross looking for the typical human#they do have flat faces and alldat in canon already but i want them to just have nostrils and no real nose bridge#and they have no lips😝 they also have very visible gums. && have anglerfish teeth#what would be fur on other mer is just scales on them and is placed is scattered in the same places#i was thinking of making swimming most comfortable for them so i gave them more fins#they'd have them on arms and legs and the hair on the tail for them is just a big fin🐠#as for hair i'm thinking of them having none of it at all bcos it looks sooooo ugly on them it's very unnerving to see hair on fish#either no hair at all or something with a different texture. like slimy silky thin seaweed#or the hair that m*necraft striders have LMAO#webbed fingers is cuuuute they'd have webbed armpits like they're those flying rodents🐿 lol#i'd place their gills on both the neck and their ribs#whenever they wear clothes they tie their arm and leg fins up ; i think from birth they just stay in water until they hit puberty and -#- r able to actually walk around#another cute fact is that males and females wud look literally the same almost (women are flat chested too)#fish fish fish#maybe i'll rethink some stuff. i still wanna draw fish babies#but in reality i think even the mere existence of maormer is very pointless bc they don't really matter at all do they#tes lore is soooo overstuffed that's why i don't know anything about it my time is so valuable to meLMFAOAOOO#saw a typo in this sorry i'm just chill like that
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anyone ever think about ranboos ugly ass house
#my post#it was supposed to be temporary.. phil was supposed to build him a real one.... but he just kinda stayed in his shack.......#THE NETHERACK??#HIS FACE BEING THE CARPET???#HIS HORRIFIC BASEMENT????#THE BROKEN SUGARCANE FARM <3#thinking about how cranboo did the experiments (torturing himself w water bottles) in his horrible little basement#fucking hole in the ground
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“Just what is it that runs in your veins, Jedao?”
“You’re welcome to cut me open to find out. Knife’s on my left hip if you forgot yours.”
“Oh, I intend to.”
spent most of my Sunday on @figuwhump day 12, which dovetailed really nicely with a couple of MoE thumbnails I was saving. ‘this looks like consensual kink, is this actually whump,’ you might be asking, and to that i say, with Kujen & Jedao it can be both
#nirai kujen#shuos jedao#machineries of empire#laurelnose art#figuwhump#Consensual But At What Cost#i was gonna do something different w/ the colors but while i was fucking about w/ my layer masks i did this by accident#instant contemporary romance novel color palette just add water. anyways that juxtapostion is hilarious to me so it stayed like this#p.s. i still can’t believe these lines are from their first meeting.#this is an insane thing to say to one of the space emperors who you KNOW is involved in human experimentation#and jedao?? meant it??? he actually lets kujen bring knives into the bedroom later??#kisses jedao’s nose. you have shitty taste in men and you flirt like a man with a death wish and i love that about you#🦋🦊
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Trip helping Costco get night kisses from his vampire 💘
#Trip Kitty#costco the bard#astarion#bg3#bg3 fanart#noodle art#bg3 tav#costco had to bribe trip so with a new (stolen) watch to go out drinking with her#once out he got shit faced and was like!!! i have an idea and she was just as drunk and was like???????!!#and they took a lyft to the wrong street and waked 20mins over to Astarion's house and then knocked on the window... for a while#this photo ended with costco throwing up on Trip#Now they are doing laundry at Astarion's and both have to sleep in the living room#Trip took the couch and Costco is curled up on the rug w newspaper under him holding a trash can rippp#its okay astarion left out water and asprin for them in the morning#noodle posting#kimjunnoodle#my oc#also gene took the photo#but he left after costco threw up#him and astarion hate each other w a passion so he didn’t want to stay the night
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nintendo het baiting w sidon and his fiancee only to pull the gayest shit ive seen in a While by having sidon renew his vows w link (they got married at the end of ruta’s quest in botw. obviously. clearly.) and giving him a power that lets him ‘stay by his side forever’. i see you husbands i am so glad your marriage is thriving. good for them. good for them. they also both have two hands for anyone who wants to pull any nonsense im js. there is room for yona she just has to understand link has held sidon’s heart for years first.
#idk it is just genuinely funny 'oh yeah uh this chara that we never met or heard mentioned in botw has been my childhood friend#and also we are engaged.#anyway so link is my best friend and when he went missing i was so worried i couldnt handle it and i love him the most in the whole world-#and also i wish we could stay together forever and he agreed so i used my sage powers to grant him a piece that lets him do that-'#i love them your honor. sidon tysm for taking such good care of my precious son i trust u and u alone w him in my stead#and ik u take that seriously thank u sidon. my king [bows]#totk#totk spoilers#legend of zelda#botw 2 spoilers#mine#sidlink#nah but fr i completed the water temple a few days ago and havent stopped thinking abt it since i loved it SO much#sidon is my favorite descendant by far bc he loves link just as much as i do so getting to fight w him like that#and having him being there cheering link on and encouraging him sincerely meant the world.#and seeing how far sidon himself has grown and aaaaaaaaaaaaa#im not gonna go into details beyond that bc i dont wanna spoil more than i have but. yes. yes i sobbed my EYES out#at the final cutscene of the story quest for the mission oh my GOSH
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I scared myself out of posting her aaaa lmao :') I like fankids and wanted to design one for Rouxls and Klieg <3
Her name is Lava and she's a lava lamp because that felt like a strange yet very obvious (In retrospective) combination of her parents' designs~
Like her parents, she's very much also a theatre kid, but much to their dismay, her biggest passion is dancing, so her energetic and sporty tendencies paired with the fragility of her limbs tend to leave her parents VERY anxious hehehe
#My Art#Lava#Kliegkaard#Klieg#Rouxls#Lancer#I wanted to give her a more fitting name but Lava stayed as a placeholder for so long that I just got attached to it ;w;#Takes a bit for those two to feel ready to become parents#technically they're already occasionally babysitting Lancer and Rouxls is a natural with kids whether he accepts it or not#Tho Klieg is a nervous wreck about it x)#But they both love their little water bear very very much
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god tornado warnings r so fucking scary dude sending u strength + hope its all good!! also sending hank and marcie images for moral support they look like if someone animated little stuffed dogs to life <333
woag I actually ALSO have new friend dogy pics to share!!!
this is Sadie :]
thank uuuuu i drove an hour out of my way to swing by my apartment and make sure everything was alright (it was! all good just a few trees down) so i am feeling. MARGINALLY better than i was when I left work lmao.
#got here (dogsitting house) and IMMEDIATELY fuckign. laid on the floor w her bc i am so fucking tiresdddd#i got to work at 7am. speedran all my morning tasks. was in the water for SIX HOURS. was supposed to leave at 4.#thats also exactly when the storms hit and our building started floodinf so i stayed late to help put out buckets and also make sure#they had extra hands if the power shut off (it didnt) then i had to. drive by my own apt because i had horrible tornado anxiety visions.#everything was fine. LITERALLY just got here like 5 minutes ago. longest 12 hour day of my fucking liiiife#goddddddd. save me prime defenders. prime defenders save me. i have to go write my post about tide and wetsuits now#asks#friends!!!#intertexts
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cant describe how nice it feels 2 see canon!vash again after bejng surrounded by fanon for days. its like waking uo from a nightmare . trimax vash my fresh glass of water
#went back to some random chapter in the manga n i love him so much#everytnjng ab him jn trimax is just so wholly n truly him.#i dont necessarily hate fanon for fanonsake per say#but i saw a rb today thats said smt smt like : i prefer when people stay true to canon content#and work around that and its limitations bc its so interesting to see the story As it exists ans how you can interact w all of its poeces#pieces* as opposed to reimagining smth so completely that you inevitably change core components of Who characters are or why they are that w#way#so idont mean for this to sound like . boo fanon blows bc i definitely pick and choose things ab my fav charas all the time#but trimax vash is jst The perfect iteration of him in my mind. the og . the blueprint . my 1 and only#trigun#vash#trigun maximum#like yk when you havent read the source material in a while#and u only rly see like . other ppls interpretations of ur fav chara#its like a mountain of minute differences that gradually water them down#and ur like hmm maybe im like indifferent ab them.and then u go back to the source n its like nonavtually they r my everytbing j still love#them . heart emoji. v . ❤️
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so while i do think hinata loves parties and dancing and all that - i mean just look at him, he is the most extroverted energy-filled guy, ofc he loves parties - he does all of it stone-cold sober like there is no universe where hinata gets drunk on nights out, don't you know he has training in the morning?? also like the main reason people drink on nights out is like as a social lubricant or to relax and let loose, and hinata - besides being mindful of his health - does not need anyyy help in that regard that little sunshine is just as bubbly and enthusiastic as a normal person might be three drinks in
#idk i feel strongly about this#like in canon we're shown that he choses not to drink as part of staying healthy#which you could say is shonen rules but i don't think so hq!! doesn't shy away at all from showing its (of age) characters drinking#and it always pulls me out of fics or w/e when people talk about hinata drinking or getting drunk at parties bc like....#that's just so not like him#i understand it's just a bit of fun#but i think shou is just as fun if not more when he's sober why are we the fandom peer pressuring him???#just know if ever i write shou at a party he has been on water and lemonade the whole night#anyways#those are my thoughts for the day#hinata shouyou#haikyuu#alcohol mention tw
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thinkin about how impossibly tender it is to be taken care of, how you’re still loved even when you’re not entertaining or useful
#for context I crashed in the middle of hanging out w luci yesterday#and she immediately launched into Mom Mode and made sure I had food / water / meds / was comfortable#I know I’d do the same for her bc I already have#she got covid awhile back and her roomate was out of town#so I stayed on the phone with her for 2+ hours and doordashed theraflu and icecream#it’s not an eye for an eye it’s a favor for a favor#it’s okay if this world has a million saviors cause there’s so many things to be saved#sorry for the cloud cult lyrics I’m just feelin a lot
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outsider pov was severely underutilized in spn like it's actually criminal the more you think abt it
#we get a few outside pov episodes but babes that's like giving a man two drops of water in a desert#you could probably say smth abt the correlation btwn spn's slow separation from gothic horror into a more sanitized version of itself#with their decision not to lean into their own protagonists weirdness and weirdness abt each other#via depicting them as firmly offputting when viewed at through an outside lens#ouroborous thy name is sam and dean winchester#not sure if i articulated this quite how i wanted but yeah#feel like they kinda talk abt it in the later seasons but the tone fluctuates instead of staying consistently disturbing with it#but maybe that's just the gothic horror girlie in me wanting more from a show that at the end of the day still had to air on cw#smth smth post-apocalypse samdean as frankenstein's monster#sam's s8 relationship w amelia paralleled with the creature's desire for a perfect mate in the absence of his actual true partner#aka dean who was stuck in purgatory and adding a new layer to sam's desire for intimacy#amelia as the theoretical perfect wife who's never realized bc the creature's other half returns#does this make sense idk anymore i need to nap#nothing to see here just my sleep-deprived ramblings into the aether#spn#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#samdean#gencest#weirdcest#wincest#spn rewatch
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top 2 thoughts from tonight’s Having A Friday so far:
1. This feels infinitely more sad when the building isn’t falling apart somehow
2. Holy shit [CITY REDACTED]’s tap water is the best chaser in the world
#(I chase my shots w tap water because i KNOW staying hydrated makes hangovers less bad#but I don’t trust drunk me to sit down and drink a whole glass of water. so I have to make it Part Of The Routine#when I was freshly 21 this was mostly an Alcohol Yucky thing but now it’s just self care)#all that being said. I miss Minneapolis and it’s only been like 10 hours#drunkposting#luke.txt
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(i haven't read Whole Cake in a while, and i never really watched it, so bear with me)
I'd love to write a fic with Usopp on Whole Cake. it'd be sooo fucking long and i'd need to refresh myself on the entire arc, but god i'd probably be so satisfied when it's done. specifically for having brought a single moment in my head to life, but we'll get to that.
On Zou, he insists to be taken along on the Sanji rescue team and has worked himself up with a whole bunch of very good reasons as to why he should go there instead of helping in Wano, but of course Luffy just immediately accepts with a "yeah sure"
With Whole Cake, I think he'd be flipping between having fun as part of the idiot trio/quartet (Luffy, Chopper, Carrot), and being terrified with Nami. There wouldn't be that many differences in the arc as a whole, though; some things would be easier/better and some things would be worse- I don't necessarily think Usopp's presence would be overall an advantage or disadvantage, just different. Like, major events would stay mostly the same, but little details would change and maybe those little details would build to a far more drastic change-
for example, maybe one of Big Mom's kids considers themself a great sniper and wants a match with Usopp, or is motivated to work harder because Usopp is around and they want to take him out and boast about it. Maybe it means Sunny takes more damage than canon, or maybe Usopp's help means less damage to Sunny. (idk if i'd really do smth like this, but it's just an example)
skjdhf fuck i'm really not equipped to try and figure this out when i don't remember shit from Whole Cake aaaa
I do know that, despite his penchant for talking and rambling, I'd probably have Usopp be dead silent after his initial shock when Sanji fights Luffy. Everything about that is the same, except Usopp is just watching Sanji the whole time- not panicking, not moving, and not speaking. He doesn't say a word the entire time, doesn't even make a sound, and that, along with Luffy's words and Nami's begging, stick with Sanji.
(Usopp is thinking of his own fight with Luffy in Water 7, he's partially wondering if this was what it was like- if it was this painful to watch from the sidelines- and partially knowing he doesn't have to say a word, because he knew, like he knew back then, that it didn't matter what was said. It wasn't quite the same, but he could tell in the way Sanji moved, in the way he spoke and held himself, that he was putting on a front, trying to be brave in all the wrong ways. Usopp didn't say a word to Sanji because there was nothing he could say that Sanji himself didn't already know. Should've known. And his quiet, direct stare, was more than enough.)
the singular moment i really wanna write, is a scene where Sanji is apologizing for dragging them into his mess- either during the big meeting in Bege's castle or some other time- and Usopp's like "I'll do what you can't, you do what I can't, right?" and Sanji pauses, a little confused, until he remembers Enies Lobby and a stupid mask and cape and-
and tears are gathering in his eyes now, fuck, but he laughs a little. It sounds wet and his face is itchy and they're surrounded by tentative allies, but he- he laughs again and he says, "Fuck, you remembered that?"
Usopp shrugs, a little smile on his face. "They were some wise words from a wise man."
Sanji laughs a third time. "You think I'm wise?"
And they banter a little more before Bege tells them to quit it since they're on a time constraint or something. Quietly, Usopp will ask, "It-it helps. On bad days. And I figured, 'what's a worse day than this?' Ah, not that you getting married would ever be bad per se-"
"Usopp," Sanji says, looking more relaxed and settled. He smiles fondly and grabs his friend in a one armed hug, crushing him to his side. "Thanks."
And yeah, don't remember much beyond that, except the whole "hiding and then busting out of the cake" bit, which would mean Usopp in a cute little tuxedo or smth- maybe with a fedora aaaaaa <- loves fedoras- helping out with the fighting and eventually sailing with everyone to Wano.
He would be so distressed about fixing up Sunny now that the whole thing with Whole Cake is over. Maybe there'd be a gag about him promising Franky to take good care of Sunny while they were gone and being confident, after being Franky's tinkering partner and learning from him over time, that he could handle minor repair work much better than he did the first time around with Merry. And so when he finally takes in all the very-not-minor repairs he has to do, he's certain Franky is gonna strangle him for not keeping his promise. Probably also try to write in some nostalgic 'repairman Usopp' vibes from pre-Water 7.
Also something something, Sanji, wanting to do more for the crew bc he still feels guilty about Whole Cake, decides to take it upon himself to help Usopp not fall into a whole anxiety spiral about the ship. In turn, Usopp ends up helping Sanji not feel so guilty- usually by handing his own words back to him on a silver platter. And, yknow, having the two of them bonding and being buddies again like they so rarely get to be in canon nowadays qwq
#one piece#usopp#whole cake island#nemotime#that bit in bege's castle isn't exactly how it would go. just kinda. trying to get the vibe. also it's wayyy too short lol#the sanuso bit can be platonic or romantic. originally when i was gonna write out this idea a while ago i was thinking romantic with my#'they get engaged/married b4 dressrosa' au but tbh platonic works just as good#im- these guys man. i hate them so much (affectionate)#i'll get to rereading whole cake and finding a way to put him in there but for now. this.#if anyone's got other ideas im all ears#edit from like march 7: thinking about this again#maybe usopp being silent is an indicator for sanji that usopp's really fucking disappointed or shocked or w/e#but for usopp himself it's like being back in water 7. he doesn't even mean to be silent. he's got words built up on the tip of his tongue#but none of them come out. and despite sanji being Right There all he wants to do in that moment. is run.#at the very least he stays and watches the whole confrontation through. but afterwards he probably feels like shit#because he's the guy who's great with words right? he's the guy that can relate the most out of the group who went to WCI. he should be abl#to make a significant difference and help convince sanji to come home. but he feels like he failed. like he's going to lose another friend#and it's going to be all his fault. (again)#[not really. we all know merry wasn't his fault but we love old insecurities rearing their head in this house]#later he'd probably end up saying the words he wanted to say. and maybe it's better that way. that he ended up waiting#until luffy's had a proper shot at scolding sanji first. because then usopp can act as support and reinforcement. which. yknow.#a sniper's duty and all#anyway i got other shit to do so i'm cutting myself off here#wci usopp
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art students are suuuuch babies dude i actually can't believe all the profs are so nice i'd be grabbing people by the shoulders and shaking them and yelling "JUST REMIX THE FUCKING COLOR WHY HAVE YOU TAKEN 3 PAINTING CLASSES AND YOU STILL WONT EVEN ATTEMPT TO MATCH A COLOR THAT YOU MIXED BEFORE WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME DO YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO DESIRE TO IMPROVE OR DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THE PERSON WHO IS ALWAYS MAKING INCREIDBLE WORK IS ONLY OUTSIDE FACTORS YOU CLAIM TO HAVE NO CONTROL OVER RATHER THAN WORK AND A WILLINGNESS TO TRY CHALLENGING THINGS
#i actually was talking about this w one of my classmates during lunch today we were like yeah i feel like there's a lot of people who just#have tons of excuses all the time and don't really take it seriously and don't want to actually try hard#like in our classes we have noticed a lot of people like this this semester. and we have the little chat and then we go to class and the#whole time our other classmate is crying to me abt how her paints that she had mixed got too wet? in her stay wet palette bc i guess she put#too much water on the sponge? idk i use paper towels in a tupperware so idk what her struggle was.... 30 dollar palette btw....#anyway she was crying to me the whole time about how she couldn't possibly use those paints and i was like. cant you squeeze out more paint#to correct the consistency? and she was like no i can't remix them i don't remember what colors i used to get these specific colors#and i'm sitting there like. okayyyy. and then i was like can you not just use the watered down paints i think it actually is better bc you#can get really subtle blends and build it up slowly (the entire point of the assignment btw) and she was like no it's too watery even for#that (it wasn't) i encourage her to try anyway and she starts putting it down making no effort to blend in between layers and shows it to me#and it of course looks awful and she's like seeee it doesn't work. okay girl sure i guess just don't fucking do the assignment see if i care#like why are you complaining to me why are you not just MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO GET BETTER AT SOMETHING#what do you think school is FOR#and of course she had a headache. and of course she didn't sleep well. and one million other things. you're not gonna make it. you're gonna#apply for the bfa program and they're gonna deny you and you're gonna make up some reason it somehow wasn't your fault#god i hate to be mean i think it's valid to struggle and get frustrated OF COURSE i do it all the time but i never ever see her just like.#make something. without making up a million reasons why she could t do x better or get it done even CLOSE to on time#and there's like 6 of this girl. but she's the one who sits next to me so it just drives me extra!!! crazy!!!
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I really love little, everyday intimacies of growing close with people and building new relationships and family networks
Like, I've been with my girlfriend for going on 3 years now. My family loves her and she's considered part of the family by now, but we have a nuclear family groupchat from ages before we started dating that we use most of the time unless it's relevant she be looped in (or its pet photos).
But right now my parents are on vacation and instead of sending their daily pics and updates to the groupchat with me and my sister, they're sending it to the groupchat with everybody. It's such a little thing, objectively; it's literally 80% pictures and commentary on context with 20% reactions, we aren't really chatting. But they still decided, casually, that she gets to see the same internal life and should be shown their trip through the same snapshots as their bio kids!
Idk something about it just. Really makes me happy. It's nice to see people you love loving and caring for each other so casually.
#relationships#im p sure if we broke up my dad would want to keep her as a daughter instead of me#'daughter' as relational not gendered for myself RESPECTFULLY#she loves them too she got my dad a philosophy book last Christmas literally bc she likes taking abt it w him and he has problems keeping up#(she is graduating w a degree in philosophy and is NOT good at watering things down once she gets excited lol#when she got bottom surgery they offered to host us (we stayed w her parents) and both of us wish we had accepted#like they view her as Part Of The Family enough to be happy to pick up that caretaking role#theyre not That close we live in a different city and visiting is hard but like#idk my family doesnt put on pretense bc the whole household is neurodivergent and they just are like oh yeah shes Ours now into the fold
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