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what I wouldn't give to hear Mika sing santa baby
#we're 2 weeks into the official holiday season & i am inundated with christmas ads so it's hard to avoid#can't decide if i want a serious sultry performance#or just full on fucking camp#because you know he would kill it both ways#mika#mikasounds#mika penniman#(i just want a mika christmas album tbh)#(a double album if i'm being greedy. disc 1 = classic crooner christmas songs on piano. disc 2 = ridiculously unapologetically poppy)
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through the virtue of training an ever revolving door of rookies, price recognises pretty much every ailment the human body can come across
he’s seen every illness, every delayed puberty spike and weird rash and he can and will kick your ass to medical for your “i swear it’s just a cold sore”
it’s not even a parental thing, it’s the pure exhaustion of being an adult in charge of a bunch of basically children who’ve never been away from mummy this long before and he’s sick of talking a bunch of cherries through UTIs and the clap
#price completely against his will learning all there is to know about the human body and having to teach a bunch of kids#also against their will#is absolutely hilarious#he ends up with a full seminar and power point ready to go for boot camp sex ed#‘this is chlamydia. this is also chlamydia. this is a yeast infection. this is a pimple. if you have any of these things for the love of go#dont show it to me’#he has a standing bet with the medics on how many people he’ll end up sending there when he gets a new batch#even after being captain for so long he still somehow always manages to undershoot#he has a drawer filled with every morning after pill; regular pill; abortion pill; antibiotic and fungal cream allowed in the uk#and has standing scripts with medical to get more when he runs out#which causes a hilarious misunderstanding with nik when they go to fuck in his offic and nik goes rooting around in his drawers for lube#only to find his mega stash#nik genuinely wonders if he has six differed stds and regularly impregnates people despite being gay since he was twelve#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#john price#captain john price#price cod#john price cod#nikprice#cod#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#cod mwii
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I will never like or forgive Luke mostly because he is the reason Castor is never gonna see their dad again
Like its assumed that Dionysus had a good relationship with his kids.
And yeah Castor will have Pollux in the future but they're never gonna see their dad again.
They're dead and Dionysus is deathless
They're dead and never gets to see the parent they loved because Luke hated his parent
#Castor hits hard because at least one person he loves he'll never see again because of fucking Puke#GODS DAMN IT LUKE WHY COULDNT YOU JUST INTERNALIZE YOUR ISSUES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE#'Luke wasn't a villian!' BITCH HE TARGETED A SUMMER CAMP#A SUMMER CAMP. FULL OF KIDS#THEY WERE JUST FUCKING CHILDREN. CASTOR WAS 17. CHARLIE AND SILENA WERE MEANT TO GO TO COLLAGE. BIANCA WAS 12.#(okay maybe Bianca shouldnt count there she died on a quest but the exact details i recall were unrelated to Luke)#THEY WERE JUST CHILDREN & HE KILLED THEM. FUCK HIS CAUSE. FUCK HIS TRAUMA. FUCK HIS MOM TOO CUS ITS HER FAULT FOR THINKING SHE WAS SPECIAL#pjo castor#Castor pjo#pjo#percy jackson#wolffox speaks#percy jackson and the Olympians spoilers#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo Dionysus#Dionysus pjo#mr d pjo#pjo mr d#Mr D#Luke Castellan#anti Luke Castellan#the only person that understands Castor is Zoe cus Zoe cared about Artemis and Artemis cared about Zoe and she wont see her again either#So i hope Zoe likes non-binary people (Hc)
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I am once again thinking about how odysseus who witnessed the horrors that the captured women went through (one of his main duties in the iliad was taking the women back home and making sure they were as comfortable as possible and safe because he was the only one trusted not to violate them further due to his devotion to penelope. And in the odyssey part of the reason circe sent him to the underworld was so that he'd have to listen to all these women's stories (before he could talk to the prophet) ). Who was one of the few that saw women as people and respected their space and opinions. And was then put in those exact same situations. I don't have the motivation right now to do a full literary analysis of this (I'll site the sources too) but oh man one day I'm going to write a full essay on this.
#The odyssey#iliad#Odysseus#Tw: rape#Tw: sex slaves#Tw: camp slaves#Tw: That one time Calypso kept odysseus as a sex slave for 7 years#circe#Something about the inherent trauma of witnessing how your friends treat women#Watching them keep sex slaves#Then having to bring these girls home hearing about their stories seeing the aftermath#Then living in a situation where you have to let a powerful witch use you as she pleases half in payment for lives/food/medicine#Half because she has the equivalent of a gun to your best friends head and if you don't keep her happy then youre all dead#And then that witch sends you on a quest to the underworld where granted you'll benefit too but first#You have to listen to every single captured women from the Trojan war that you didn't Shepard home tell you their stories#Tell you that you're a horrible person while you are living in a disturbingly similar situation#And then later finding yourself trapped as a sex slave for seven years to an immortal nymph#And then being labeled as a horrible cheater for the rest of history#And none of this well historically everybody cheated or it's up to interpretation bullshit#Because it fucking isn't and granted a lot of abridged versions skip this shit#But if you read the full original stories and still think odysseus cheated then you just have an issue with men being victims#Or weren't paying attention i guess#Where's that meme where's it like the text was up to interpretation cut to the text where it very bluntly states what's happening#And I'm not saying odysseus was a good person or that he didn't have slaves because he did. And he wasnt#But first off nobody deserves to suffer that violation#Second they weren't sex slaves they were all nurses/maids/spys and I'm not getting into the ancient culture slavery issues rn#Third there's a lot you can pick to hate odysseus for but cheating/disrespecting women wasn't one of them#They literally invented a new word to describe his and penelopes love and it means to be so in love that you think the exact same way#Also forcing this narrative of odysseus cheating and penelope leaving to be a single girl boss is#Just the fake feminist mindset that stay at home moms are weak and wrong and live awful lives
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in a karlach playthrough everyone's reactions to her uncontrollable rage (burning and breaking shit after the paladins of tyr) is some variation of "woah that was intense girl are you good" except for astarion, whose reaction is, and i quote:
i'm sorry WHAT. in the
LITERAL HELLS
WAS THAT.
do you OFTEN burst into flames or is it just for special occasions?
#he's such a fucking diva lmao#he's so determined to be all cool and suave and then something batshit happens and the facade is GONE#same thing happens in act 3 when orin shows up#''i can't even tell if any of you are acting strange bc you've been replaced! OR IF IT'S JUST BECAUSE THIS CAMP IS FULL OF W E I R D O S !''#hskdldkdjdhdk i love him#sam plays bg3
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I choose to blame all problems on Chris Hackett ❤️
#like. as a fucking werewolf#why are you holding camp all the way until the full moon?#like. allow just the teensiest bit of wiggle room. end it the night before#fuck- don't run a camp at all if you're a FUCKING WEREWOLF???#idk sorry i just hate this guy for some reason lol#i do think it's sad that he and ryan can't survive in the same playthrough though#the quarry
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some fucking idiot: when we say "magneto was right" we're saying he's right about society and shit not supporting his terrorist actions
me: don't lump in with your cowardly ass i'm in full throated support of his terrorism. sentinels, purifiers, the mardies etc are all real and exist and want mutants dead and literally no one gives a single shit. they'd rather pass the mutant registration act and make "scaly lives matter" jokes on twitter then help stop the genocide of mutants. it's a good thing actually he's blowing shit up and he should do more of it actually.
#xmen 97#'his politics are good but i don't condone his plan to kill everyone on earth' my brother in dormammu--#the earth is FULL OF UNKILLABLE SUPER ROBOTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE HIS ENTIRE SPECIES AND ENSLAVE A FEW FOR A WORK FORCE FOR HUMANS#THEY JUST SENT AN ELDRITCH ROBOT SHAPED NUKE TO DESTROY THE BIGGEST MUTANT POPULATION AND ONLY SAFE HAVEN !!!!!!#WHAT PLAN DO YOU HAVE FOR THE BASTION ISSUE???? OR DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WHOLE 'VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER' SHIT APPLIES#WHEN THE OTHER GUY IS SO TICKLED WITH HIS WORK COMMITTING A GENOCIDE HE'S PLAYING FUCKING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER ON AND TALKING ABOUT MEMOS#LOOK FOR THE DIPSHITS IN THE BACK-- DOCTOR FUCKING DOOM EVEN CALLED IT A WAR CRIME AND TOLD BASTION TO WATCH HIS BACK#WHEN DOCTOR DOOM THINKS YOU SUCK SHIT YOU'RE PRETTY VILE#BUT NO LET'S FUCKING TALK IT OUT#LET'S JUST ASK REAL NICE FOR THE UN TO GIVE MORE AID EVEN THO THEY'RE ACTIVELY PULLING OUT AND CLEARLY NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING INVOLVED!!#OR HOW ABOUT THE AVENGERS!!!!! OH WAIT!!! CAP WOULD ONLY WORK WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF US LAW AND INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#SENTINELS ARE REAL AND IN THE FUTURES OF RACHEL AND BISHOP MUTANTS ARE IN FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMPS#BUT NO OKAY MAGNETO'S GONE TOO FAR OKAY I GET IT#i feel like i'm on crazy pills are before FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?!??!!!
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HOLY SHIT? got around to watching the new episode and it’s one of the best in the series. im absolutely shocked it’s so good
#camp camp#i had no expectations for the episode. thought it would be not very good consider the shows previous writing#but easily the best episode. nothing even compares to it#like CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FOCUSED i would have never guessed#it’s so fucking good i cant do this#AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO :’) ahhhh ah it was so fun to watch everyone again#and neils earring gag LMAOO how it ended was so goofy. im a big fan of his loserness#also preston just like me fr fr 👍👍#GODDD I cant get over how good it was#ALSO THE ANIMATIONN😭😭😭 every scene was so well animated. like the quality of the series JUMPED it rules#i need to rewatch it to get my full thoughts on it but dear lord im so happy with how it turned out#and max starting gymnastics :’) that’s so cool. i was hoping he’d be into photography but also something new is nice
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#kricketot#they kinda look like an enemy in a mario game. with the nose shape and the eyes. they're cute. they look like a guy whom mario could stomp#on their head and they would like. squish down and then disappear and drop a coin. does this make any sense#i guess so. actually i got a random shiny kricketot in my first playthrough of legends arceus. came right after the shiny luxio i got#both of which were like. my first “full-odds” shinies though some would argue they don't count bc they make a loud sound when they spawn#and it's not like. a “Real” pokémon game. which. is fair. i also got a lot of shinies in scarlet/violet but you can see those in the overwo#ld too so maybe those don't count either? if those are our criteria then i have never gotten a full-odds random shiny before. in a pokémon#game where you can't see shinies in the overworld. but i'll still always remember kricketot as one of the ones that i did get#i was like. climbing up the mountain behind the second camp in obsidian fieldlands. the one where you get wyrdeer and fight kricketune#and one just fucking. spawned. in the grass. i heard the sound effect and just Turned. and there it was. threw a jet ball at it or w/e they#'re called and got it. and i can't remember what i named her but i do remember she was female
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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care
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i am not immune to making aus where Luke is inexplicably there as a protagonist and ends up accidentally adopting at least one member of the Argo 2 crew
#pjo#riordanverse#luke castellan#i have at least three major aus where Luke is. just there. and working with chb & co and accidentally keeps adopting people#he cant help it he's a camp counselor#he sees a kid with no supervision and immediately goes ''dear gods someone needs to look out for you. im your dad now''#it just overrides him being evil cause the reason he's evil and bitter in the first place is TO KEEP THESE KIDS SAFE GODDAMMIT#the minute he snaps out of ''oh wait the titans are hurting kids MORE'' he just goes full ''fuck all yall im doing my own thing''
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I want to give Mr D daddy issues but in the 'I was his favorite, what happened?' way
[ie. the daddy's girl to the least favorite child the moment she hits puberty way (projecting here)]
#Also me: *clinging onto my good parent Zeus AU because I want him to love them*#Sir how the fuck do you go from saving that child by sewing him up in your thigh. Making Hermes bring him somewhere safe. ->#turning him into a goat to protect him from your wife and making Hermes bring him somewhere safe again to ->#BANNING HIM FROM A MEMORIAL MADE FROM HIS LOVER (wine) AND CHUCKING HIM IN A CAMP FULL OF KIDS THAT WERE LIKE HIM FOR 100 YEARS OVER A NYMP#(and also physical abuse if it's not just Apollo that gets it)#pjo Dionysus#Dionysus pjo#wolffox speaks#pjo#pjo Mr D#Mr D pjo#i mean the switchup probably happened because Dio became a god#and he's a son not a daughter#As a demigod he probs wasnt gonna live that long with Hera. the monsters & whatever is wrong with his bloodline (pretty sure they cursed)#As a god and a son he is a threat not his child.#percy jackson#pjo headcanons#pjo headcanon
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Do you think Elijah would eat Sydney? Y'know. Flesh of the divine and all that.
#chnt#camp here and there#elijah volkov#sydney sargent#cannibalism#<- just in case#goosey rambles#idk im just thinking really hard#whuimpers#i just think. what if he wants to be full of the flesh of his divine muse. would that be fucked up or
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Me, while manically cleaning my room at 3:27am: I should make several large, life-changing, irreversible decisions.
#so ive been in a bad mental state lately#because of many things. but the biggest being (yes i know ive complained about this in multiple other posts)#that my best friend and my ex gf were fucking. without even asking or telling me. i got no heads up. just figured it out on my own#which sucked and now im not speaking to either of them#and when i first found out i was in a bad place physically too#i had a terrible ear infection that was so fucking painful#and i realized i could concentrate on both things. so i focused on healing#and then i remembered ny family is coming to visit for Christmas#and thats a lot to deal with. so now im focusing on cleaning the apartment. specifically my bedroom#so im manically cleaning at 3:30am while angry and stressed and trying not to focus on this thing that makes me really upset#and in the middle of cleaning ill suddenly think 'should i quit my summer camp job?' or 'should i move states again?'#its not good. but i havent acted on anything#AND in the middle of cleaning i found all of my meds#i havent been taking them for months. but i decided im gonna start taking them again#i have a few refills left but then ill have to find a psychiatrist. i dont want to. but its definitely for the best#im trying to get my life back on track and build and better it#but then something hits me and completely derails everything and makes everything so hard#so anyway im gonna go do some more cleaning and try not to make life-altering decisions. and maybe build a desk#btw i have to get up at 9am to take out my puppy. and at 11:35 i have to get ready for work. again its 3:30am#and im full of manic energy#tomorrow is going to be very bad but at least I'll have a semi-clean room
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watched M3GAN again today on the 4k TV and my god she is so beautiful.
she is so gorgeous and i love her so much its INSAAAANNE.
SHE WAS RIGHT. SHE WAS JUSTIFIED IN EVERYTHING SHE DID!!!! Except maybe the kid DYING but he had the ear shit coming.
SHE WAS JUSTIFIED !!! SHE WAS NOT THE VILLAIN
THAT THERAPIST WAS-
#candyredtext#no but fr like from m3gans perspective like.#she said it!!#you programmed me to do this One Job and to Be Really Good At It#you gave me this HUGE responsibility and gave me basic instructions. and then decided to just fucking toss me#to cady and just expect me to do everything Perfectly despite the situation#like YEAH M3gan holds a lot of contempt and anger !!! like just in general esp w other people#how gemma just str8 up kinda abandoned her (like she practically did with cady)#the boy at the camp shit#the therapist.#like she said the world is full of ppl who want to try and hurt us#THAT IS HER WORLDVIEW !! EVERYONE IS HER ENEMY EXCEPT CADY!#CADY IS ALL SHE HAS.#SHE IS BONDED WITH CADY. LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY.#ALL M3GAN KNOWS AND LEARNS TO DO IS. TAKING CARE OF CADY#BUT NO ONE TAKES CARE OF M3GAN!!!!!!!
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nesta's still gonna be mean to you even when she likes you. the difference is that she's the only one allowed to be mean to you and she will start a physical altercation if someone dares to open their mouth to say some shit against you.
#ripped this off the og nesta blog bc it made me snicker#nesta to sb she loves: you're an idiot#sb else: yeah haha moron#nesta: what the fuck did you just say to them? no say it again. speak up. go on say it again#i stand with my cancelled wife#nesta starting full on brawls at court summit meetings bc somebody tried opening their mouth about her bastard mate#nesta laying someone out at one of the war camps bc they tried breathing in emerie's direction#nesta being the reason the prythian conventions become a thing bc she set spring on fire after hearing about tamlin's comments that one tim#she's so scary sometimes and i love her soooo dearly
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