#or idk dabi simps you tell me

[hydrangeyes]

Valentines day scenarios

So if you don't know, Yes this already existed, my old account was deleted (accident but I can tell I won't be getting it back), and am reposting my old x male reader works!

I don't know if I saved all of them but here is one that was saved to my AO3 account.

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Edit Nov.8.2023: I forgot just how much I was into Bnha/Mha, Like going through google docs I had 130 + fic ideas listed out (Like HUH???)

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Aizawa:

“Mh.”

“Mhm.”

(You both stayed in bed and then later Aizawa surprised you with cooking dinner AND washing the dishes. You absolutely dick him down afterwards)

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Hizashi:

Okay pretend covid didn’t happen-

“Hiza guess what I have~”

“Hm?~”

“2 tickets to [insert shared fav band], they’re playing tonight!~”

“Y/N!! So did I!!!”

The both of you hunt for a double date (only to kinda ditch them later) and are absolutely loud gremlins during the whole road trip and show.

(Rough outdoor sex abit away from the crowds??? Thrusts matching the beat and you both laugh about that later)

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Hawks:

“I’m pampering you today.”

“W-wha? Y/n shouldn’t it be-”

“No. Shut up. First order is cuddles and massaging your wings.”

“O-oh okay 😳”

(Your spoiling him rotten. If he has to work, watch you call them up and say get bent before hanging up. Today you have the excuse to finally wreck hawks with absolute care and fluff)

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Toshinori:

“Ah~ this onsen is the best~”

“It issss~ we can order whatever after even.”

“Really!? 🥺”

“Mhm, I um, asked them to make something special just for you 👉👈”

(Idk why writing him is so hard)

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Tomura:

“Today’s Valentines day right?”

“Uh huh, yeah it is.”

“And your working.”

“Um I didn’t think you cared for holidays to be honest…”

“…..”

“….”

“Any day that you can fully give all your attention to me is one we are celebrating.”

“Heh okay- Woah!”

“I’m not getting off your lap until you call your shitty boss and tell him you’re off today- no. The rest of the week”

(I love the thought that tomura demands your attention/is bratty once he knows without a doubt you’re actually dating.)

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Dabi:

“….”

“No.”

“Oh come on dabi!”

“No. Nope. Fuck that.”

“Atleast accept the chocolate I made?”

“….you..made me chocolate?”

“Of course! I was thinking of buying you alot of presents and flowers but I think you’d like me making you something more”

“….hand them over.”

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Gang orca:

It’s just horny all day sorry. Telling me if he was off this day and maybe doesn’t have work the next he wouldn’t spend it absolutely wrecking y/n? Like in a sexy way or non sexy? Pls.

Out of any character besides the obvious ones I feel like he’s eating any type of treat that he can off of you. Round 5? Break time, cuddle bath bubbles, champagne or wine, oil massages at home horny “I love you and miss you and need you” sex. The day ends with you both exhausted because fuck all else you wrecked him too.

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Denki:

I’m a simp. I’m sorry I love him so much. Anyway

“Babe, babe wake up.”

“Hm?”

“You have the hardest morning wood right now and I want to lick chocolate off if it.”

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Brain starting to crash so this is all I got for now lol

[rinhaler]

*casually stalking your blog/masterlist for your amazing stuff to read later because im back to my sukuna obsession and I’m exploding and idk where to go* :3

pls dont tell dabi

omgggg he's been rotting my BRAINNNNNN every week I think I'm over him and then the dub drops and ray chase's voice owns my entire body so I'm back to simping for sukuna ghasjldkskgfah I watched the dub this morning and he said "open" and my legs were literally like

UGHHHHH I didn't even write for him on my old blog I think I had one fic and one drabble? But here is turning into Sukuna central LMAO the hold he has on me is crazy. I only have two fics up at the minute so I hope you enjoy those!! I've posted some reqs too and I have loads in my ask box I gotta get through so I hope I can fuel ur simping for a while <3

i wont tell dabi if u dont tell toji ........

[shadowed-dancer]

Thoughts on Episode 120 (S6 E7)

Protective professors, growling giants, and Miss Midnight. Let’s talk about it

Spoilers for the episode. No manga spoilers but like, if you know you know

This episode was SO GOOD holy crap. They even put the scenes of the families going about daily life! I’m so happy!

Makes me wonder what happened in the writing room lol. “Yeah so everything we cut last season ended up being important so we’re just gonna not do that ever again”

Actually a lot of this episode was like… scarily manga accurate. There were so many scenes where I could tell the exact panel it was adapting because it was THAT similar. It’s not necessarily bad when an episode doesn’t do this, I just thought it was neat. And idk why but I noticed it with this episode specifically

However, I did not need to see buff Gran Torino. That is something I could have lived without

The entire fight with Shigaraki was chilling. “Little brother” BROOOOO

“Let’s do this rationally” BAKUGOOOO

Ugh everything was so good

I think the way they adapted Aizawa thinking of his students was done well. I know the manga has him shouting with all their pictures in the background, but when you switch mediums sometimes visual tricks like that don’t work anymore. This was a clever interpretation

“The worst thing would be losing Mr Aizawa!” HELL YES! In this house we love and respect Mr Aizawa!

They! Added! The! Dadpress! Scene! My life is complete. My skin is clear. My crops are thriving.

(For anime onlies who didn’t know, that scene was a messy sketch included as a volume extra. Horikoshi wanted to put it in the series proper but ran out of space)

Dabi floating away when Gigantomachia grabbed Compress is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. I love it so much

That said, I did always think Dabi was running to Skeptic rather than casually sauntering around, but that’s how the anime usually characterizes him lol (see episode 2 of season 6). Still a good interpretation of the scene, I’m just glad they included it at all

Also… Dabi… do you maybe want to rephrase what the FUCK you said? Like manga readers know what’s going on (and a translator is technically the one who picked the words) but still… there’s gotta be a better way to phrase that lmao

Also also I like the implication that after Skeptic’s office melted into nothing, he just crouched on the ground and kept working. Big mood

Wow Geten and Re-Destro are so cool! Sure is a shame half their characterization got axed last season (I’m sorry, I’m still salty about it)

Midnight pretty, brain go burr

Lol remember when that Midnight scene was in the trailer and even MHA haters were simping for her? Good times

Speaking of Midnight, I was hoping we would actually see her fight. In the manga it all happens off screen, so I thought maybe they’d add it in. It’s possible we’ll see it in the future, I guess, but it would have been kind of nice to see even a little now

It hurt seeing her all beat up though :(

Overall? Really solid episode. 10/10. I wasn’t expecting this episode to be anything particularly special but it was such a pleasant surprise! I loved it!

[peachesandmilktea]

I am a sucker for your Squiman au Dabi BUT since im also sa simp for aizawa can i request a frontman squid au Aizawa x participant like she lost in one of the games but aizawa thought she was interesting and decided to keep her. Can it also have some Marking (like hickeys) and praise kink please🥺🥺

LOVE YOUR WRITING TOO💜💜💜😭😭😭

Squid Game AU - FrontMan!Aizawa x Player!Reader

Squid Game AU Masterlist.

TW: Noncon, Mentions of Violence and Murder (in the context of the games), Slight Yandere Tendencies.

You don't really know how it happened.

One second, you had lost all of your marbles in that stupid game, and the barrel of that masked guy's riffle had brushed against the back of your neck while you'd watched your partner leave towards that little door that led to freedom, to life.

Then, a second later, there was a cloth held against your face, fabric coated in a weird-scenting chemical, and you'd fainted.

Now, you were there.

Comfortably seated in the lap of the man who orchestrated it all.

You were supposed to be dead, had forfeited your life when you'd signed that stupid document and then when you'd lost all the marbles, but he'd saved you, which meant that you know belonged to him, sweet little pet that he'd decided to keep in a oh so rare show of mercy.

His long hair tickled your collarbone when he moved to slip gentle fingers under the hem of the frilly dress he'd given you to wear (like a doll, you thought). The gesture tore a yelp from your parted lips, and he scoffed, satisfied by your reaction.

"So, Kitten, tell me. Do you like this one?" he asked, tilting his head towards the tall television screen depicting the current game, one during which the participants fell to their death when walking on too thin glass panels.

You hated it, but you still nodded. Would saying it change anything anyways?

"Good girl," he praised, and his warm breath brushed against the back of your neck, sending shivers running down your spine.

Then, as another of your friends fell and broke their neck in a pool of blood down below, Aizawa's fingers had you come undone around them in yet another filthy, depraved show of his ownership of you. He'd done it all; made you pleasure him while the other players where shot to death, made you thank him for saving you while someone slit the throat of that lady who'd helped you once when everyone had fought in the dormitory, made you call him Daddy when the VIPs had arrived and he'd strapped a collar around your neck, one that was connected to the leash he held firmly in his gloved hand, and shown you off to them like a trophy, like a cute little pet.

It was all so awful, so vile.

And sometimes, you even regretted that he'd saved you.

A single tear ran down your cheek when he leaned in to lick, bite, suck at your throat until it was all covered in red little marks - his marks, littering your skin like stars in the night sky, or stains of blood on a soft fabric.

"You're tamed, now, aren't you? My pretty, perfect little doll."

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Thank you so much!!! I'm not used to writing Aizawa dnsjkns Hopefully this is not too much of a disaster?? Idk but I hope you enjoyed it still!!! @alani-r is my professional consultant for Aizawa and I kinda based it on her tastes because she's my boo and I like her very much, please follow her for super tasty Aizawa content hehe

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[lxvebun]

*slides you a 20* Miss bun president of the soft!dabihawks simps, can we get a protective!dabi/hawks hcs ty you

Also can i be 🌟 anon

Protective! Dabi & Hawks x so

*eats the 20* yes you can

Also welcome dear 🌟anon

We love our protective boys

english is not my first language so im sorry for any mistakes<33

Cw: talk about hurting/killing people, curse words,mild insecurities ig, angsty thoughts but nothing in too much detail, dabi calls you doll, hawks calls you dove

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Dabi

Protectiveness scale 10/10

You are the love of his life, he can't let you get hurt

Mentally physically emotionally doesn't matter

Someone looks at you the wrong way? well the only reasonable solution is to claw their eyes out

Someone says anything rude? Ahaha may god have mercy on them cause Dabi wont

Ever come home slightly off

He will notice and he is ready to kill the reason for your sadness.

"Hey doll how wa- what the fuck happend ??who do i have to kill?? i need a name. Are you okay? are you hurt ? I swear when I find them I-"

" relax im okay noone hurt me just bad day with bad thoughts"

"Why didn't you call me I could have been home sooner :("

Didn't want to bother you, it's not like you can fight my thoughts XD

Challenge accepted

"Im making an appointment with the eye doctors for you" (it that what you call them idk lol)

What why ?"

"Cause for some reason you cannot see how incredibly beautiful and amazing you are. Idk doll maybe need a check up"

*laughs* omg stop jesus"

"Hey made you smile :D"

Will leave a shit ton of notes all around your house telling you how amazing you are.

Probably sticks them on you as well

Randomly texts you throughout the day when he's not with you

"Doll" send 3:45

"Hey dabi everything okay?" Send 3:57

"Hi, yes this is your daily reminder that you are incredibly talented and beautiful and im so fucking in love with you it's probably ruining my reputation of edgy asshole but idc. I will do anything for you to make sure you are safe. are you okay? Are you out or at home text 1 if you got the message text 2 if I have to yell at your brain to stop lying, text 3 if you want unsubscribe" send 4:03

Omg 3 lol" send 4:05

"That was a JOKE you cannot unsubscribe from my love. See you soon doll :)" send 4:05

If the thoughts are more about possible situations hell just shut them off

"Im just worried that some day you will not make it back home :(

"I will always come back to you doll, what you really think some fake ass heroes are going to stop me lmao?? You never have to worry about that okay? now get in my lap we are going to cuddle"

":,)"

Can't battle your thoughts my ass

He will try

And he will succeed

Will do anything he can to make sure you are safe happy and loved.

Hawks

Protectiveness scale 9/10

He knows you can protect yourself

Does not mean you have to

While patrolling he will check up on you

Sometimes he will just come into your house

Have one of his feathers scan the house real quick to locate you

Give you a kiss and fucks off again lol

Always double checks your door to make sure its locked

Same with the windows

But you open them up again because sometimes dumbass forgets they are closed and just crashes against it

You can make a pillow from all the feathers he leaves around

"Baby i already have one ?"

" i know but here *shoves a bunch in your hands* take these too just to be sure."

"Will have you on videocall when patrolling

You can enjoy the view

He can stop worrying about you for a sec.

Blows up your phone with hundreds of text messages and is not embarrased by it at all

Mans also expects you to message him back within 0.001 seconds

Will get extremely worried if you don't

So don't you dare take a nap without telling him

He will have an actual breakdown lol

If you're out he'll just fly along with you

"Dont you need to work?

"Wdym i am working gotta make sure my dov- i mean you as a civillian are alright :D"

Anyone is stupid enough to try something

He'll fly down and "accidentally" hit them with his wings multiple times

And then flies off with you in his arms

He will do anything he can to make sure you are happy and safe

For some reason i struggled a lot with hawks? So it may be actual shit but i tried also i really cant tell if this is good or not 😀

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[strawberry-nugget]

Oddly specific bnha headcanons

Characters: Deku, Bakugo, Kirishima, Kaminari, Jirou, All Might, Endeavor, Hawks, Dabi

A/N: I'm finally back from my mini hiatus and I finally finished a part of my never ending cursed head canons and I also hit a new milestone so I feel like you all deserve this attempt of mine at comedy for the love I've been getting...I'm also sorry, this is a wild ride, and as you're reading you might wonder why did I make these? And the answer is, simply, because I can 😭, no lol though true... I'm soft so if these made you laugh and you leave an LMAO comment I'll think about it forever uwu. I've talked about most of these with my dear friend @aichiin, who is an amazing artist whom should support in all platforms uwu bye

Warnings: some of this content is NSFW, 18+, so if you're under 18 DO NOT INTERACT

Disclaimer: everyone is at least of 18 years of age

• I can't explain why, and we've seen Endeavor texting shoto in canon but... I feel like probably his texts look like this: …..shoto why aren't you Answering your phone… 

….tell fuyumi to make you soba… . 

… ……are you still friends with that rude boy from school.. 

…I don't want any take out dont get any for me tell natsuo that I'm sorry and try to ask him if he's changed his mind about forgiving me.… 

• All might opens a Facebook account a month before the beloved class graduates as his way to keep on touch with everyone after they're off to fight crime and lives his life as the ultimate Facebook mom and thinks he's texting people but apparently posting on your Facebook wall isn't texting. He has probably made a thousand posts asking midoriya how it works until people just, they just, accept it, I guess, there's nothing else they can do. He uses the Facebook mom tulip emoji and writes in all cap. Give him credit for being so sweet tho. 

And probably it goes like this: "💞🥰🌷🤣WHAT AN AMAZING SUNDAY. GOOD MORNING YOUNG MIDORIYA HOW HAVE YOU BEEN" Ofc he will not hesitate to use all these emojis unironically, in fact, he doesn't know that is the ironic use of an emoji, leave him alone

(Comments on the post most probably go like this: Bakugo: I EXIST TOO YOU OLD HAG, FUCK YOU DEKU, I DIDN'T BRING YOU TO THIS WORLD BUT I SURE WILL TAKE YOU OUT. MOTHERFUCKER. 

Denki: mister al mght do we have english tomorrow ? 

Momo: @denki, no but we have literature, hello mister all might sir, have a nice day too

All might: YOUNG BAKUGO PLEASE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE 🤣 YOUNG KAMINARI, AS YOUNG YAOYOROZU SAID YOU HAVE LITERATURE AFTER MY CLASS📜 HAVE A BEAUTIFUL EVENING YOUNG YAOYOROZU🌷

• I'm sorry for this but.... Midoriya, Denki and Kirishima probably lick their finger after they absolutely drill it in their noses but here's the deal

Midoriya inspects what he fished out like thoroughly, Denki dissociates while staring at it, and Kirishima does so straight out of his nose

• Someone told Shoto that Saiki K is based on true events and he genuinely believes it and tries to find Saiki K, claiming that he is the answer to all of his problems. Is very subtle about it tho.

• I think that in part one of these atrocious head canons we established that Keigo would willingly put effort to find the clit, right? Listen he probably asks what's the concept of the clit, like why is it outside and not inside- wait you have another spot inside, yeah? He's is so confused and for what? Won't stop for it mid sex but he searches reproduction organ anatomy later on on google because he brought some questions in his brain that need answers. On the clit. You heard me right.

• Dabi looks like he once had a break up that was so rough that he opened a Twitter just to drag the other person down. For once, I won't go into detail and will let your imaginations run wild. 

• I have to do a a cursed one for Bakugo right? Well yeah uhm, he probably was caught flexing his muscles in the mirror during vacation, totally naked too, by one of his friends in his group and screamed in a high pitched voice and picked up that little hotel room fridge to cover himself up and chased them around the hotel room until he just crushed the poor item. To the floor? Because he tried to use it as a cover up and it just slipped... It's even worse if the friend was a potential s/o. He'll scream like one of the screaming/simping TikTok sounds.

• Bakugo also really hates chairs. Idk why I have this headcanon, but I know it in my heart that this man, as an adult, only has those round weird- ish IKEA stools around the kitchen table that's all. No more chairs. Nothing.

• this is too self indulgent but Kirishima and Deku look like the people who, while washing forks, spoons etc they create whole stories about them and treat them like characters, and others would just look at them so confused as to why it takes 16 minutes to wash off a spoon and why are they also crying but you wouldn't understand. This spoon is Cinderella. Back off and let. them. finish. their. stories.

• I feel like Jirou has phases where she only wants to wear black but then she sees a nice pair of jeans and buys it, and then buys some more and then she gets mad about having blue jeans and she dyes them, but then she grows out of that phase for a few months and she tries to find ways to make the fabric paint fade away

• I also think that she, after spending a little time with Momo, spends money on a lot of clothes, and it's not like Momo buys too many clothes, but Jirou always wants to upgrade her wardrobe and ends up feeling lost on what she wants to wear

• Denki and Kirishima turn into the same person a little more every single time they hang out together. You'll listen to Denki say 'manly' all the time and Kirishima starts trying to find leather jackets that look cool on him, and just adopts Dennis speaking habits.

[fluffytimearts]

If you ever made a simp list, who would they be?

Long Sigh

Okay, welp. Time to expose my simp-ness (if thats even a word)

Bane (currently)

Arnold Wesker and Scarface (you can't tell me this boi is adorable)

Jervis tetch (Arkhamverse especially)

Jonathan Crane (yeah, I said it.)

Shota Aizawa

Dabi

Dr Flug (somehow???)

Buggy the Clown (apparently a clown simp now wha--)

Sundrop and Moondrop (*sighhhh* yep robotic clown simp too-)

Silco (C'mon you can't tell me you haven't simped for this man)

Viktor (Yep him too bitch--)

Spamton G Spamton (How the fuck--)

Kris (yep, I love them so fite me)

Mettaton (Oh yes~)

Angel Dust

Honestly the We Happy Few Bobbies (idk why I just do.)

Part 2 coming cuz I ain't done.

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

A Ranking of How Evil My Villain Harem Boys Are. Just For Fun:

Beelzebub: Has never done anything wrong in his life ever. Literally shouldn’t even be a demon tbh. Precious cinnamon roll. Maybe only a little evil because he’d steal my food all the time idk.

Mammon: Only slightly higher than Beel because he is literally who the songs Scrub and Bills, Bills, Bills, were written for and if he steals my shit one more time I’m gonna kill him myself. But he bends over backwards for his family and is that special brand of Pathetic and Helpless (you know the one), is actually super cool, talented, so so fine, and fun to hang out with, and is truly my #1 simp so I guess I love him back or whatever.

Gyuutarou: Like, listen...As far as I know, all he’s done is eat/kill humans and people trying to kill him and he needs to do the first one to live, so. And he literally only chose to turn into a monster to protect his little sister who he loves more than anything in the world. Literally not anymore evil than a basic vampire. In fact, I know I’ve simped for and stanned morally worse vampires. At least he looks cooler than them + cooler powers.

Touya “Dabi” Todoroki: Completely apathetic toward others according to canon, a whole arsonist + terrorist, killed people for no reason as far as I can tell like it was just for the sake of his Revenge Plot, CEO of unhinged Meant To Be Yours covers on tiktok, tried to kill shoto as a baby, probably just as misogynistic as his dad let’s be real.........listen I’m not tryna to marry the guy. But I for one support my edgy boyfriend’s need to soothe his inner child by destroying his abusive dad’s life and hero society along with it. Also he fucks me stupid and what more justification does a woman like me really need???????

Belphegor: THIS SMUG FUCKER IS ONLY HIGHER THAN DABI BECAUSE HE CANONICALLY KILLS ME?????? LIKE LITERALLY MANIPULATES ME INTO LETTING HIM OUT OF HIS PRISON, THEN STABS AND CHOKES ME TO DEATH WHILE LAUGHING AND DEGRADING ME THE ENTIRE TIME UNTIL I SEE GOD. AND THEN WHEN I COME BACK TO LIFE BY SOME TIME SHENANIGANS, HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO BE ALL, “👉👈 I’m sowee...can we kiss?” AND I SAY YES LIKE SOME STOCKHOLM SYNDROME’D DUMBASS. SO NOW I’VE SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THIS ETERNAL THREESOME WITH HIM AND HIS TWIN BECAUSE APPARENTLY MY BRAIN IS IN MY PUSSY.

Ryoumen Sukuna: RAPE, MURDER, PILLAGING, TORTURE YOU NAME IT, HE PROBABLY DID IT. BUT THE WORST OF THESE IS THAT HE SIMPLY SAT BACK AND LAUGHED AT MY POOR JUNPEI!!!!!!!!!!! HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID AND DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK but regrettably I am still a whore and will be carrying his demon spawn babies, true form or otherwise.

[ihatebnha]

If the reader being with Shoto wasn’t chaotic enough imagine if they were with Touya. Like what circus it would be

NO I’M GLAD YOU BROUGHT IT UP BC IVE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT this for a fucking HOT MINUTE … you don’t even know… 

I definitely want to write about nice!Touya (basically just Dabi who wasn’t abused) more in depth eventually… but I totally imagine him as such a little shit who’s all goofy and everything… like super teasing and embarrassing but definitely a big simp at the same time… (honestly like, Rodrick vibes tbh with his white and black hair and everything) 

I honestly love thinking about it too because I also see family!AU Touya as sharing a lot of the same mannerisms as Shoto (based on how Shoto mentions seeing bits of himself in Dabi in the manga)… Like it makes me laugh to think about how they’re kinda the same boy in different forms… 

Both of them don’t want to be around their dad, they both want to piss him off, they both like their girlfriends (both of which are you)(remember, Rick and Morty in this bitch)… LIKE LMFAOOOO they’re definitely brothers if I ever did see them. 

God tho, you’re so right… being with Shoto is nothing compared to what Touya puts you through when you’re at their house… 

Dude won’t do ANYTHING without you; if he’s not at home, he’s at your house, if Endeavor can’t reach him on his phone, he’s calling you… Like the only reason he ever agrees to go on any vacations in the first place too is because you’re allowed to come… like he definitely gives me big Tik Tok “I’m not going if y/n’s not going” vibes… 

(Mans probably calls you his wife too just because… that’s kinda what you are already LOL) 

Also, just like Shoto, he’s NON-STOP fucking you just to piss Endeavor off… on the bed, on the couch, in the shower, he does not give a fuck... and honestly at some point there probably has to be an intervention. Natsuo and Fuyumi just pat you on the shoulder when they lead Touya away to talk to him about his… libido… problem… 

Honestly though, shit doesn’t even work because he pulls the “it’s a big boy thing, you guys wouldn’t understand” card… to which Natsuo wants to kill him (as if, and I’ve said this before, he ALSO wouldn’t do the same)(tbh all Todorokis are the same) and Fuyumi can’t figure out why he wants her to suffer… (Shoto thinks it’s gross but he’s like, TBH mood)

Honestly, they probably even start snitching to Endeavor… who, even though is highly disturbed, also knows he can’t stop Touya and has kinda a soft spot for him, anyway… 

(Touya: stay out of my business and just close your ears idk)

ALSO like… when Endeavor yells at you both, it’s a little different from when he yells at Shoto because, in this case, you’re both a bit older and it’s really more like a daughter in law type situation (not that it’s not with Shoto, just that Endeavor in that sitch is literally praying you guys graduate college or something first)… 

So if you’re out with the family and whatnot, Endeavor is less so about to yell at you about grades and more so about to make sure the both of you don’t embarrass him in public by being rude or gross.  

I also see Endeavor as the the type of dad who, if Touya’s asking for money, he’s like, “buy y/n something nice, too” when he’s pulling out his credit card sjkdfjas;dlksj (to which you and Touya come home with matching nails and tracksuits and the Japanese equivalent of Cheesecake Factory for everyone). 

(Like idk why but I also keep imagining you all at, like idk, the shoe store or something getting new shoes for the year, and Endeavor is forcing you to get a new pair, too)

And it doesn’t stop there, either… Touya does things like ask you to hand feed him at dinner (the both of you trying not to laugh the whole entire time), getting all fake handsy and mushy with you in front of others on purpose, French kissing in the car, holding your butt when you walk, etc.… it’s honestly kinda cringe. 

(Not that he would actually do this but… Touya who jokes about gets your name tattooed on him just to bother Endeavor… like tbh he doesn’t know what he expected)(Imagine if he actually did this tho… my cooter is wet ngl)

(AND THAT ONE EPISODE OF KARDASHIANS WHERE SCOTT SHAVES KOURTNEY’S HOOHAA… thats’s Touya bye) 

ANDDDDD OMG, don’t even get me started on when you actually participate in family fights with Touya… when you’re with Shoto, the both of you mostly just try to sneak away to fuck… but when you’re with Touya, you guys really get down and dirty yelling right back. 

Touya literally pops a boner whenever you get sassy with any of his family like I’m definitely crying. You tell Endeavor to shut up and Touya immediately has to drag you away because he thinks it’s hot LOOOOL 

(If Touya’s in trouble, you’re in trouble for not stopping him basically LOL)(You guys are the “you got this, baby!” Couple when either of you are yelling

Anyway… I need to wrap this up but… Family!AU Touya…. Yeah…. No thoughts… just him...💙

[your-average-weeb-dealer]

Bnha guys being toxic in their relationship with their s/o

characters in this post: Todoroki, Kaminari and Dabi 

style: headcannons... i couldn’t really find good gifs for this, sorry. and cute nicknames just seemed a little wrong for this post idk. 

genre: angst 

Warnings: Toxic relationships. 

Shoto Todoroki- 

Lets face it, I know it’s hard for all of us simps but we gotta face the music. 

This man is absolutely not looking for a relationship 

So if you show any signs of interest he’d brush it off as being friendly 

Bakugo would tell him that he’s being blind, that you obviously have feelings for him

In all honesty he at least suspected it 

He’d start to get distant after that.

If you confessed to him he’d walk away and not say anything

God why did you have to like him? you ruined a perfectly good friendship y/n. Thanks.

He liked being your friend. In fact he still wanted to be your friend.

He’d end up purposely sitting/standing in front of you when girls confessed to him 

That way you’d get over him easier, right?

He completely stopped talking to you, in fact he instructed all his friends to do the same

In his mind this was the quickest way for you to get over him, not being around him or his friends would mean you’d be thinking about him less, right?

Denki Kaminari- 

He’s very friendly with other girls.

He’s even gone as far as flirting with them in front of you 

The worst part is he knows what he’s doing 

“It’s no big deal Y/n, Me and her are literally just friends.” (Kaminari)

“I saw you guys hanging out yesterday” (you) 

“Yeah so? am I not allowed to have friends?” (Kaminari)

“Denki I-” (you)

“Do you not trust me..?” (Kaminari) 

He pulls this shit all the time

He’d never go as far as cheating... maybe. 

Honestly you don’t even know anymore. 

He was always so used to being able to flirt with other girls, he knew it was wrong but still... It’s not like he’s actually cheating...

He’s not always like this, as far as you know. 

God, for all you even know he could be sleeping with someone else behind your back

Dabi-

He’s very possessive. And I mean VERY. 

Sure, a little protectiveness is hot. But Dabi (like most things he does) takes it to a different level. 

Good luck trying to have any friends. They’ll be burnt toast by tomorrow.

“Y/n, who the fuck is this?” (Dabi)

“Dabi, sweetie you’ve met them, they’re-” (you)

“Do I look like I fucking care? Delete their contact. Now.” (Dabi)

“Bu-” (you)

“Don’t even try to talk to me you little slut. Where you fucking around with them. I bet you were. If I see you with them I’ll burn them alive,” (Dabi)

And he meant it too

He’s never letting you go out alone. God forbid you ask to go outside with another member of the LOV

He absolutely hates when you watch movies with hot lead characters

The best shows you’re going to get to watch are Family guy and The Simpsons (A/n: which are honestly pretty good in my opinion- but I do love the classics lol) 

He’s jealous 25/8 

  I actually just remembered I already did some Possessive Dabi headcannons but I’m too lazy to think of a dif character. So here the link

[awsugawara]

bnha hcs with an artsy s/o [1/?]

i’m going to make this a mini series, so expect to see this AND haikyuu characters too :) i will also do the k-pop hcs too, so look forward to that !

note: your quirk will be the same all around, if implied you have one!

Quirk: AMBIENT ILLUSION - with a single touch of your hand or glance, you are able to make your opponent think that they’ve been taken to another “realm,” but in actuality their body movements mimic those in the illusion; it’s a quirk that can be used for good or for bad; your creativity isn’t limited, but the side effects are headaches, nausea, and sometimes insanity for a short period of time until your stamina runs out or unless someone knocks you out

Hero Name: Chiaroscuro or Chiasu [for short]- referring to the major contrast of light and dark in an image; in italian it is said to literally mean light-dark

enjoy :)

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s. aizawa

> teacher x teacher scenario tyvm

> you were a popular teacher at U.A., teaching in some of the general studies classes as an art teacher

> students in class 1-C, D, and E would flaunt how cute/hot and talented their pro hero of an art teacher was

> midnight was gossiping about you with present mic and aizawa overheard

> he knows you have your own agency, so how you double that plus being a teacher was beyond him

> “oh midnight! i was actually looking for you :)”

> aizawa-seeing-a-cutie.exe has stopped working.

> for someone who is low energy and stoic for the most part, this was new

> got more acquainted with the other teachers, but you were really close with aizawa

> funny thing is,,,you and aizawa met up a lot after school and you eventually started dating

> the other pro heroes at the school only found out is when midnight had walked in on them kissing

> the students found out about the relationship when aizawa walked you to your next lecture class as he left class 1-A  with present mic

> aizawa glared at them and as soon as he left, your students pelted you with questions, until the teacher told them to quiet down

--- k. takami 

> keigo is like a SIMP for you

> he practically with go out of his way just to buy you new art stuff

> “babe...i don’t need anymore sketchbook paper...i have an office at the school and they supply my paper-”

> “you can never have enough, my dove”

> you work at U.A. as an art teacher and met keigo when you were walking home from the school

> you had a run in with a villain, who was on a mission to kidnap you and he swooped in to save you 

> your art was scattered all over and some destroyed and keigo caught a glimpse of them and noticed your U.A. badge

> “you’re a teach at U.A.?”

> keigo walks you home, if you chose to stay late to work on your art

> when you first started dating, he was wondering why you would stay so late, and you had to explain your quirk to him

> he wants to be your #1 source of ideas, but he gives you space when you’re truly at an artist roadblock

> when he took you flying for the first time, he vowed to take you every now and then because seeing how your eyes lit up at the city below made it worth while

--- t. shigaraki

> shiggy treats you like glass

> i see him as someone that really admires you and your quirk, let alone your ability to be able to create such fine pieces of art

> you were a lone wolf, who met dabi, who introduced you to the league

> when shigs laid his eyes on you for the first time, he was SMITTEN

> childishly rants to kurogiri when you and dabi are out patrolling

> “why do they always have to go with that burnt piece of shit”

> #getrekteddabi

> shiggy sucks at socializing and it doesn’t help that you always have a resting bitch face™

> you’re actually a softie and a sweetheart at heart, but you notice shiggs advances and are quite confused

> “uhm...hello, tomura-senpai,,,is there something i can help you with?”

> rip shiggy from the CUTENESS

> one day when you didn’t show up at the base and dabi did, shigaraki and kurogiri gave him a look

> “oh, if you’re looking for Chiasu, they’re at home sleeping...idiot stayed up painting again.”

> shiggy left after demanding dabi to reveal their location

> when he got there, he rang the doorbell and questioning why he came because this really isn’t something he does

> “hmm? tomura-senpai? what are you doing here?” **rubs sleep out of your eyes**

> he felt his heart leap

> “i came to see my s/o after being told that they stayed up working. now, are you going to let me in or am i going to have to force myself inside your house?”

--- dabi

>  you were at witz end with your life as a pro hero 

> you weren’t depressed or anything,,,just bored,,,no ideas or fighting spirit

>one day, you had happened to run into dabi committing one of his oversized fires

> he tried reading you, but all he got was just your stoic, almost sad, expression

> you hadn’t moved and he was walking toward you, stopping and moving his face down to your level

> “well, well what do we have here?”

> you hadn’t remembered much from that day, but you hadn’t run into dabi and the only time you really left your house was to get more art supplies and food

> when you were trekking home on the same path, dabi stepped from the shadows in front of you

> you just gave him a blank look and tried to side step him, but obv he didn’t let you

> what happened next was probably the most shocking,,,he embraced you

> you didn’t know what to do other than cry...for losing your fighting spirit

> after that day, dabi would check up on you frequently and eventually he convinced you to stay with him, so he can stay with you

> it took about 2 months to get you to smile and boy was that worth it

> you were grateful of dabi for sparking [pun not intended] your creativity

> “if you’re so grateful, why don’t be mine?”

--- h. toga

> innocent is how toga would describe you

> her attraction to you was much more different than the times where she’d feel the need to cut someone up

> she wanted you in one piece, unharmed

> so she dragged you to be apart of the league of villains with her

> shigaraki was skeptical letting in a quirkless civilian into the league, but he found your ability to design and draw potentially useful

> dabi likes to mess with you to rile up himi

> “you lay another burnt hand on my s/o, i WILL cut you”

> himi doesn’t like the fact you’re close with some of the LOV members, so she whisks you away to her room or somewhere that’s not the base

> if you go to school and you’re adamant in finishing, himi will kinda leave out the villainous aspects of her life so you can finish

> if you go to school and you really don’t care for it, she’ll try to convince you to become a full fledged member of the LOV rather than an associate

> the mission with the yakuza was probably super nerve-wrecking for you after you saw it on the news

> you were greeted with a toga at your door that evening and you just glomped her and expressed how concerned you were, knowing what her role in the mission was

> himi met you online and then began kinda figuring out when you went to your fav cafe and art store and what you like to buy and the such

> attentive, but psycho was how you described her at first, but just accepted that aspect of her 

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k. chisaki

> for someone who looks like a plague daddy- doctor none of the members of the yakuza would have imagined him dating a cutie with a QUIRK 

> for starters, you kinda once over the media on the yakuza, more so concerned with your art

> so when you accidentally ran into kai one evening, you kinda just shrugged it off and continued to walk home

> he was so confused like didn’t you know who he was?????????

> nonetheless, he saw you again, while you were making your way home from the convenience store with your [fav. drink + snacks]

> “oh hey! i remember you!” **insert tense kai** “you’re that guy from the other day! how are you?” **cue confused kai**

> you didn’t really have much of a reaction when you FINALLY put two and two together on

> “you’re a part of that villainous yakuza, right?” **insert tense kai** “it’s okay i won’t tell, i like you too much to turn you in :)” **cue confused kai**

> he wasn’t sure whether to be more concerned about the fact you’re letting him, a villainous yakuza go, or the fact he is starting to develop feelings for you

> regardless, kai had “kidnapped” you more like you willingly agreed to stay with him, hidden away somewhere, where you were safer

> he allowed you to continue your artistry, but he made sure to stay away at least from that aspect of your life

> he wanted you to feel like you had those forms of freedom with the line of work that he was involved in because he loves you very much

> BONUS: you held a grudge on kai for keeping eri hidden away from you and for what he did to her and got a couple of hits on his ass, but you stayed with her and aizawa after kai was arrested

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sorry some of these are short or kinda are,,,,idk bad? ^^; 

[mayo-advance]

A song i associate with each Bhna character

Class 1-A:

Izuku Midoriya - History Has Its Eyes On You from Hamilton

- Reason - the song is spoken to hamilton by washington and i imagine that it could also be sang to Deku by All Might ✌️😎 tell me im wrong

Shoto Todoroki - Hot N Cold by Katey Perry

- Reason - Honestly only because of the pun. and maybe his love hate relationship with his dad and his left side

Katsuki Bakugo - Lemon Boy by Cavetown

- Reason - First of all the lyrics, second of all its a cute song which I find ironic bc one of his most commonly used phrases is “DIE!!!!!”

Eijirou Kirishima - Baby Shark (i will not be linking it)

- Reason - Sharky boi with sharky teeth. I am the biggest Kiri simp and would like to sing this song to him and see his reaction

Kaminari Denki - Electric Love by BØRNS

- Reason - First of all the pun, second of all the song vibe and his vibe are just like… the same

Tenya Iida - I am Not a Robot by Marina and the Diamonds

- Reason - First of all his quirk is engine and hes got those choppy robot hands. But I also think the words can apply to his character arc

Momo Yayorozu - God is a Woman by Ariana Grande

- Reason - I never listen to this song but her quirk is creation like… god is a woman and her name is Momo

Mina Ashido - Toxic by Brittney Spears

- Reasons - Again, another quirk pun. Plus I think she’d like this song and would designate it as her theme song if she could understand english

Ochako Uraraka - Levitating by Dua Lipa

- Reason - Do i even need to say it? Another quirk pun. I know im trash.

Villains:

Dabi - Cradles by Sub Urban

- Reason - “Fire spreading all around my room, my worlds so bright, its hard to breath but thats all right” Made me think of the summer camp arc where he burned the whole damn forest

Shigaraki Tomura - My War by Shinsei Kamattechan

- Reason - Idk honestly. I think hed vibe to Attack on Titan tho.

Himiko Toga - Viva La Gloria by Green Day

- Reason - I added her as an afterthought bc this song came on while i was driving and I was like ’Omg this makes me think of Toga’

[jewishfreakshow]

Out of all the BNHA characters there are, out of the dozens of here is, villains, and students, the fandom rlly choose the three neutrodivergent kids (iida, denki and deku) to constant bully and mock and made fun of huh 😐 how are ND people supposed to feel safe in the fandom when y'all are making fun of dekus info dumping, his stimming, denkis hyperactivity, calling denki stupid, calling iida stuck up or weird and making fun of his hand motions... How are we, people that relate to these characters, supposed to feel safe when you guys are making fun of symptoms MILLIONS of ND kids have... And the worst part is it's always the same mfs that simp for Endeavor, a child abuser, and either simp for Mineta or a Mineta apologist, a little shitbag with no real backstory or personality besides sexually harrassing women...

Not even get me fucking started on how y'all treat dabi, toga, twice and shigaraki, all traumtized people who were abused and (in shiggys case) groomed into being a villain. Not to mention you people mocking and making fun of dabis skin grafts and shigarakis skin condition. Can you guys fucking imagine saying the shit you say abt them to people in real life ???

Not to mention twice... Idk y'all don't treat him as bad but y'all know he has verbal tics right? He doesn't have DID (from what I and other friends who are systems can tell but ofc if you headcanon him as a system that's valid) but like... What he says, how he says it, it's just verbal tics. The things he says to toga? He doesn't mean them. Verbal tics are basically intrusive thoughts but out loud. He honestly most likely just sees her as a daughter or little sister. He doesn't like her that way... Please I'm begging u ppl to use the few brain cells u have left

[yn-dreamlife]

Enemies to Lovers anyone??

How would you guys feel if i did a REAL enemies to lovers story? I'm talking you guys hate each other, i will make you hate this person whether you want to or not, and then you will hate yourself just a little bit because you cant help but love them.

You cant help but fall for there stupid smirk and the spark in there eye when you give them a particularly good challenge. The arrogance that radiates from them, the confidence that seeps from there every pore.

I will make you fall and i will make you fall blindly, you will be nothing more than flailing limbs plummeting down looking for anything to reach, until finally you are caught by the last person you would think would save you.

You caught by the person who's approval you so secretly needed, the person you swore would be taken down by you and you alone, the person you said you would rather die then be left to there mercy. And yet there you are, at there mercy.

You want to be shocked, angry, or maybe even fearful. But there it is, that stupid flutter in your stomach, and the stupid stutter of your chest. And you cant help but feel breathless as you look up at the person above you.

I will make you fall, and by the end of the day whether you admit it to me or not, we both know you love the feel of the fall.

So are you interested? I was thinking of doing Dabi x reader or maybe a Loki x reader?? Idk my simp heart also wants me to do my one and only katsuki so you tell me my lovelies. Oh and by the way it'd be a villain katsuki situation... or is it?

Or maybe it will be a character of my own design idk tell me what you think give me ideas! tell me troupes that are cliche but you just HAVE to see. Tell me those dialogues that live rent free in your mind, the scenarios you think of in the middle of the night!

[shygirlsimps]

How similar am I to the brothers and a mini rant about them idk

Not much to say for Lucifer, well actually a lot but ima shorten it bc it makes me mad (my previous post says it all basically), so I mean yeah it’s love hate thing with him I either wanna hit or hug him so he’s ranked either 5 or 6 out of the brothers gets bonus points for his daddy issues and being a dad who has a son with daddy issues hahahahahah Ima satan kinnie I will not confirm nor deny my issues with my dad 🥴👁👄👁💧

I mean ironically enough I do watch horror movies and ride rollercoasters even if I’m hella scared like even if Im so scared I wanna cry I force myself it’s weird I got issues, he’s my current fave, this tsundere dork is so adorable I wanna hug him so tight, especially when his brothers make fun him like stop leave him alone but I also wanna tease him and if he teases me back i would hit bc I have this issue where I hit people I like

I mean yeah he’s one of my kins and third fave, I just wanna tell him hes valid and I will gladly be an anime simp with him and cosplay and read manga and all that but our convos would mostly be us ranting or awkward asf bc I’m so awkward at first at least bc once I get comfortable I’m idk lol I got so many embarrassing stories like the one where I accidentally rejected a cute boy I liked when he was flirting bc I didn’t know he was or when I panicked and told the person I was talking to I have weak bones and he looked me up and down smiled and walked away

He is also another one of my kin’s and my first favorite but is now second, playing the game he immediately caught my attention and his backstory and daddy issues made me like him even more idk why I got issues anyways, we are so similar from being nerds to anger issues to piano playing etc, my whole family calls me a need just bc I read and get As well use to it’s been rough but they’ll never know they just think I’m being lazy now im just the awkward version of him that is super shy and has like two friends and no connections but ironically a lot of people know who I am I just don’t know them it surprises me when they talk to me I’m like I’m sorry who are you

before playing (just off looks) I thought I was gonna fave him femboys👀might also be gender envy I’m still discovering but idk I just didn’t maybe bc I’m so insecure shy and not liking emotions and he’s outgoing confident and touchy, but I still like him alot Bc like everything I’m not and opposites attract and I need him to help me come out of my shell and help with my skin care, Hell bring out my crazy that comes out once in while, his rank usually switches with Lucifer between 5/6

I mean he’s so sweet and nice it’s a little off putting to me, I really wanna like him a lot but I have trauma, plus just knowing he’s always (well not always but yk) working out or eating and is like 6’4 and super muscley is just like a no for me bc I’m disabled yes weak bones so even though I can walk dance and do normal things, i can’t do everything like run or jump and if I do it’s usually with pain, plus I’ma 4’10 (I thought I was taller but I’m not😭) 18yr old girl who’s been described as petite and fragile and quite frankly been given the kids menu one too many times it’d just be weird, also I got a love hate relationship with food I’m picky and other things like weight are a factor I thought about this too much hes ranked 7 I’m sorry Ik he’d be sweet about my issues but no

This sadistic mf who killed me I should freaking hate you but ima push over and for some reason you’re ranked 4, is it my love for purple stars the moon and the night idk but I get insomnia a lot so it’s ironic, but there’s something about him that I just like, I feel it’s my own trauma that makes me like him I mostly always like the daddy issues or edgy characters i mean Shoto,Dabi, Levi,Eren, Light, Zack. I just wanna lay down with him while he sleeps and I brush his hair and read or play games with him on my lap

I am done and if you read this all thank you now you know I’m basically a mix of taiga from toradora and hori from horimiya lowkey kaguya from love is war could also maybe be described as a little bit of Todoroki Bakugou and tamaki also excuse my mess of typing I hope it wasn’t too confusing

Anyways if you wanna be friends or Mutuals I’d be happy :))

[haleigh-sloth]

no but how you gonna say fandom likes nagant for her ass and tits when everybody's talking about much more complex things about her and the manga itself? like being a hero stan just comes attached with having bad takes. You haven't seen your faves. Big deal. Don't make it out that the rest of the fandom are mindless simps. Btw these are the same people who think hawks knows enough to make the call that "things with the todoroki family are no longer the same" while deku knows nothing and isn't at fault for saying all of that apologism BS to dabi

Me when I unwillingly come across those takes

Yes, I often see those opinions go hand in hand.

It's kind of...confusing. The Hero-Villain divide is pretty bad, which--whatever dude. We all feel how we feel about the story.

But when you start saying things that are just simply not true, like Lady N's character having zero reason for existing beyond fan service--when she is literally playing directly into the story's long-awaited critique--and then start making assumptions about characters when the manga literally tells you otherwise, as you said with Hawks and Deku, idk. I stop reading their takes and unfollow or block, depending on how bad it is and if it's upsetting or not.

If Lady N had turned out to be a meaningless character, I would understand the frustration with the story not focusing on the other characters. But she's not a meaningless character. And yes, she's hot. Sorry the heroes aren't. I can't help that Hori put more efforts into his villains' designs and characters.

And you know what? Villain lovers haven't seen their faves in a long time either. Like, we're all frustrated with the current chapters but I would hate to see more base-less assumptions and takes floating around out of spite.

Oh well. This is the exact reason I follow 38 blogs total lmao. I do not have time to read the bullshit.