#or grilling him

[fernzwing]

that fuckin fish that i hate

[carlyraejepsans]

sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[canisalbus]

I swapped them around in a silly doodle

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[rinseveryday]

Happy Halloween! Rin as a vampire as dictated by a Twitter poll

[betterthanbatman1]

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE

[quigzahhutt]

his little head shake ...

"I didn't wanna sound stupid, so" and then his little feet taps 🥺🥺

[livelaughghoul]

Enrolling in the school of Logan Sargeant.

Step 1: lose my job

Step 2: disappear off the face of the earth, only to be spotted in my friends instagram stories like some sort of cryptid.

Step 3: follow my husband around everywhere.

Step 4: adopt the cutest fucking puppy to exist and give it the most basic white man name possible.

[warcriminalyuri]

[yuwuta]

the best stereotype to assign to toji is that he is the dude who is defensive about and honestly a little nerdy when it comes to grilling. he will guard that grill and he will deliver perfectly cooked hamburgers and steaks no you cannot help him and he knows he shouldn’t call it a “man’s job” but it’s his job and your job is to sit in the little beach chair he pulls out for you when it starts to get warm and sip your drink and keep him company and tell him what you think of the new spice rub he tried out and sure if you wanna kiss him on the cheek that's fine too he won’t object 

[f1-birb]

it's a good thing they know how to drive because there is nothing else going on up there

[cubbihue]

Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??

He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.

Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.

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[bathylychnops]

the sculptful blenderrrr

so happy rightnow imlike making 3d models and itsjust WORKING and its QUICK AND EASY my 8 years of learning blender are finally paying off 😭 like god i finally just GET TO MAKE THINGS

im making a proper model of jett and imgonna bake a normal map.. augh.. and rig the face abd everything.. imight even play with soft body physics for hair andstuff…

im excited to compare this new model to my old jett model.. oubhbh….

[anonduck07]

Thanks to everyone who let me know he's still in the new grill the grid video :))

[elizabethrobertajones]

I stand by what I said about Thancred's ability to grill. He's got serious survival skills, but he'd cook everything half to death because he is more used to charring whatever unfamilliar meat he could find with the hope he killed any worms and stuff. Great skill for not shitting himself to death in the wilderness but he's over protective and commanding and experienced in cooking for himself so put him in front of a barbecue and you're activating a Thancred Mode that last was flaring up when he was making Ryne cry.

Estinien on the other hand genuinely loves food, and probably has some survival skills of his own but much more tuned to one region he could have been taught about in advance and was part of a military order so presumably shared meals with other Dragoons on longer away missions AND had all the creativity of trying to make terrible rations good and group morale moments of finding a stray karakul to cook up. He WOULD ask you how you like your meat grilled and then get it right and probably flavour and prepare it well beforehand.

Anyway these are super important Mandatory Scion Beach Party headcanons.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

There's nothing he can't do. Yet.

(Thank you to everyone who participated in the poll!)