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fernzwing · 6 months ago

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that fuckin fish that i hate

#/affectionate #sebastian solace #sebastian pressure #pressure #pressure roblox #I've been trying to post him for 4 times now. i took a screenshot instead and cropped it #fernzwing art #fernzwing stuff #ferns art #anyways i really hate pandemonium #goodddddsssgsd #DUDE MY HANDS ARE SHAKY I COULDNT DO THE MINIGAME DONT SAY THAT ITS EASY 😭😭#i need to draw myselff kissing this stupid fish #or grilling him

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carlyraejepsans · 1 year ago

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sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

#i do think he would keep things polite but distant in the early days post pacifist because tori doesn't want anything to do with him #but after some time passes and they became tentative friends he probably like. asks him to manage the grill at the cookout together #gifts him a HUGE sized pair of socks right back for that other time #cracks some jokes. like they seemed to be on pretty good terms in the game #undertale #sans #asgore #soriel

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yeahiwasintheshit · 2 years ago

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#lol #grilling me softly with his tongs #killing him softly with his song #roberta flack

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canisalbus · 8 months ago

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I swapped them around in a silly doodle

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#Vasco! what have they done to you?!#he finally caught the skrunklies #it's contagious #or maybe there's something horribly wrong with the ambient pressure and he's not agreeing with it at all #it's jarring that (at least to me) both Machetes read as Machete they're the opposite ends of the Machete spectrum #his form oscillates between an exposed nerve and a unicorn I get it #but swapped Vasco is #a whole new mystery critter #actually he's kind of cute #I would take him home #give him a bath in the sink and feed him some grilled chicken maybe that'll make him feel more like himself #real Vasco is toasted to perfection this one looks burnt at the edges and raw in the middle #I love his little off-model sheep ear #couldn't even keep his glorious floppers poor boy #gift art #foilthepiglin #own characters #Machete #Vasco

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rinseveryday · 3 months ago

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Happy Halloween! Rin as a vampire as dictated by a Twitter poll

#tried to go for s1 berserk rin vibes #like hes soooo hongy someone lend him a spare neck otherwise he'll grill you instead #rin okumura #my art #okumura rin #aoex #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #halloween #vampire #au

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betterthanbatman1 · 1 year ago

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HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE

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shawsimmer · 26 days ago

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a sulani trip for mars' birthday :)

i've finally escaped the toddler phase yippeee

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quigzahhutt · 5 months ago

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his little head shake ...

"I didn't wanna sound stupid, so" and then his little feet taps 🥺🥺

#thank you grill the grid lady (i WISH i knew her name) for always encouraging logan in these #grill the grid always treats logan well its very refreshing #logan sargeant #ls2 #grill the grid #mine #weirdly enough its seeming like theyre keeping him in gtg #unless theyre gonna go back and edit him out after this weekend once franco takes over

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cubbihue · 4 months ago

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Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??

He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.

Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.

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#fairly oddparents #fop #fop a new wish #fop timmy turner #fop timmy #timmy turner #chimmy changa #asks #raven with a pocketwatch #itty bitties fop au #tw parental neglect #<- ask to tag #using the neighborhood gossip is a very good way to reign in your son when he gets too cocky or proud for your liking.#but its also a good way to boost your social standing!! wow!! the joys of reaping the rewards from someone else's hard work!#by contrast mrs. turner doesnt mention his successes to her friends #which timmy does appreciate somewhat but she also doesnt really. give him much of anything.#so.#cant really tell whats worse. the oversharing or the ignoring.#timmy's parents hosts a LOT of events at their house #so he's usually juggling like. hundreds of tasks at once.#he has to get the drinks the plates the food the clean up watch the kids get more drinks respond to his dad's calls handle 3 conversations #prevent his mom from offering him to clean her friends yards stop that kid from spilling ketchup over the grass catch the loose dog #get more drinks for his dad watch the grill avoid the aunt's mlm scheme pitches reject the neighbor's pitch for a potential girlfriend-#all while picking up work calls and scheduling office hours and fixing his coworkers' mistakes and emailing clients and and-#....which is all to say that timmy does most of the hosting. while his parents partake in the celebrating and partying.#man. you'd think doing this for 20 years you'd be able to handle stress

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fatedroses · 15 days ago

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Elidibus informing Emet of a pivot in their plans in the most messed up way he can manage.

#ffxiv #sketch #emet selch #elidibus #zenos yae galvus #also known as Elidibus doing his habitual grilling of Emet and his attachment problems #aka my brains way of why he and elidibus never were in the same room back in StB #with the way I write emet and zenos' relationship #it would be bad enough for him to see the wrong soul in his body #and even worse that the being your coworker is piloting his your great grandson's corpse #this also just gives me the mental image of Emet having an aneurysm finding out zenos is somehow still alive after HE dies #because i am simply a strange person on the boat of despite being his “experiment”#the resonant was an outlier- and he was not originally supposed to become ascian-like #emet thinking zenos finally got his peace and is in the aetherial sea->zenos alive and getting dragged around by fandini instead

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absolutemimery · 1 month ago

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Bop velsep

#ough i love my hwife 🥰#he's so meow meow <3 (even though he's a fictional cannibal serial killer idc)#he's so dumb I love him #stupit smile.. rrghgh #anyways yada yada redraws #I love how the Boys n Grills bg came out 🤭#pelo hire me /joking #spooky month #spooky month fanart #bob velseb #my art

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livelaughghoul · 3 months ago

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Enrolling in the school of Logan Sargeant.

Step 1: lose my job

Step 2: disappear off the face of the earth, only to be spotted in my friends instagram stories like some sort of cryptid.

Step 3: follow my husband around everywhere.

Step 4: adopt the cutest fucking puppy to exist and give it the most basic white man name possible.

#logan sargeant #LS2 #I miss him chat #f1 #formula 1 #just a wife waiting for her husband return from the war #name the fuckin dog Joey like he’s a 45 year old father that knows how to grill like no one’s business

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warcriminalyuri · 8 months ago

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#dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #mithrun #feeding him grilled cheese #images

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yuwuta · 7 months ago

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the best stereotype to assign to toji is that he is the dude who is defensive about and honestly a little nerdy when it comes to grilling. he will guard that grill and he will deliver perfectly cooked hamburgers and steaks no you cannot help him and he knows he shouldn’t call it a “man’s job” but it’s his job and your job is to sit in the little beach chair he pulls out for you when it starts to get warm and sip your drink and keep him company and tell him what you think of the new spice rub he tried out and sure if you wanna kiss him on the cheek that's fine too he won’t object

#he does host the cookout and he has thrown beer at satoru for poking around the grill before #rip toji you would have LOVED a blackstone and also yuuji #i know that megumi brings home yuuji and toji LOVES him #it's just the two of them lifting cars and grilling burgers and doing insane labor together #while megumi sighs and pretends it doesn't make him happy #toji....... lazy domestic cat behavior SO real #also grill wife: nanami kento #i know the two of them love japanese barbecue... and absolutely do not let you cook the food #oh to have a man........ also ill put yuuta on that list but yuuta has an acts of service kink so hes there by default #toji x reader #💌

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anonduck07 · 5 months ago

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