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gazkamurocho · 5 months
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This came to me in a dream??
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urgohthewanderer · 1 year
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I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with my latte and such.
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hampop · 5 months
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People drawing Laios with chiseled abs…it’s just wrong…….my boy has that pudgy but solid sort of build…..he’s strong like the mountain but he’s got a bit of tiddy….the boy likes to eat, if he started getting chiseled, Senshi would scold him for being dehydrated
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the-crow-binary · 3 months
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I have been having Thoughts about Alucard and Trevor and the act of drinking someone's blood thanks to @beevean............
For starters, those two were definitely bros. Absolute besties. Alucard is the introvert getting adopted by the charismatic extrovert Trevor, for sure. That's the them, I can't picture them as anything less than very close friends. And not anything more, lol, I am physically incapable of romantically shipping Alucard with anyone.
But how could Trevor show Alucard he trusts him, when Alucard is so insecure and afraid?
That's when the blood drinking comes into play... Maybe Alucard didn't need to drink blood. Maybe he did. But it doesn't matter, because Trevor offers it to him anyway, to show he trusts him with his very life. That he knows what Alucard is, and far from ignoring the darkest part of his nature... he embraces and accept it. Alucard is his friend, and a precious ally, and he values him as such. Being a hunter, letting himself be vulnerable to what others could perceive as a predator with no fear, nor doubt... it's the most remarkable show of trust Trevor could display for Alucard. Especially considering Alucard isn't any vampire, but Dracula's son.
But it goes even deeper when you remember that Trevor's blood is not just any blood. It's Belmont blood. Holy, but carrying a heavy duty, wich is passed down generations after generations. This blood is both Trevor's legacy, but also his burden to bear. The reason he's hated as much as he's loved. The reason he had to come to the Castle and fight Dracula to begin with. By drinking it, Alucard accepts to help him carry the weight of his fate, and lets him know that he isn't alone, and will never be. That's how he shows his trust and care for Trevor.
At the end of the day, it's not about feeding or sex. It's about sharing, finding solace in each other, knowing no one would ever be able to understand them as well as they understand each other. Knowing that no one would be able to carry each other like they can. Their bond only comes out of this stronger, knowing they can trust each other fully. Even if Alucard seals himself away to protect the world from his cursed blood, eventually, he won't stop carrying part of his friend's curse for him. Trevor will sleep better, knowing he had the chance to meet him, the chance to share with him the most sacred part of him. Neither will ever find someone like each other, ever again, but that's what makes their friendship so unique.
...anyway, i think they're neat. ❤️
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todayisafridaynight · 29 days
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plane scene is so funny cause why is mine a sleeper agent that wakes up whenever daigo is mentioned
can’t wait to see it in dragon engine :3
mine has been the winner for Funniest Character Imaginable for 15 consecutive years and i have yet to see anyone come close i fear
#snap chats#originally i wrote 'funniest character alive' and then remembered. HAH im so funny //throws up//#all my fave charas know how to do is get crazy on planes over men they love its disgusting#utterly hilarious cause after making the last post i went on twitter and they mentioned ANOTHER plane scene i throw up over#diff franchise so not important it is just SIMPLY funny how coincidences work and further confirming I Have A Type#BUT NO BACK TO MINE IT'S STILL SO FUCKIN FUNNY I HAVE TO REWATCH IT#i have to replay it .... all of y3 ...#if anyone remembers my friend from college and how we used to stream she asked me if we could stream#and i was like 'girl i havent streamed in Fuck Ever huh' and yk what maybe i'll stream y3 with her#at the very least ill stream y3 for myself ... legend mode .....#ive beaten y3 legend mode one (1) time and it was the worst experience of my life because if its not shadow the hedgehog#i am not good at the game i am playing !!!!!!!!!!! it'll be funny tho#i remember wanting to do a y3 drinking run but i told myself id stop drinking so i simply think. i will substitute drinking for hot sauce#its an idea im ironing out and i also have to like. properly set up a twitch- or maybe ill stream through youtube#ive always liked youtube streaming more ... at least as a viewer#these are all details for plans i will not be enacting literally any time soon can i stay on topic#the topic being i love mine. i love that plane scene forever the casual Whats Goin On Here :)#and he is the embodiment of :) in that scene casue :] is gen friendly but :) has an underlying aura of Im Going To Kill You#thats him in that scene. and i love him. for the third time. im ending this post now forever and always stan mine#if and whenever y3k comes out i cant wait to see !! but i personally believe that's well and away from us at this point#not impossible since they did mention it but yk. i dont think itll happen within the next year or two#maybe next five or ten realistically. if that jVLAEKJVLAEKJ ok bye fr now
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Bridgerton cousin
I like to think that the Bridertons have an American cousin who is just like The Most Southern romance of all time. Like full on Oaklahoma!, Gone With The Wind (I think, I haven’t read it yet), she gets tied to the train tracks once by bandits who hold her for ransom.
Her Daddy is a rich railroad investor who is a robberbaron but loves his little girl, and she wears southern belle dresses and says “Oh My Lawd!” While holding a little parasol and fanning herself.
Her love interest is a good natured Native Cowboy who chews tobacco and says “Yehp, aye reyckon.” But gets real mean if you mess with “his girl”
They all live in like Kansas or South Carolina or smth lmao, and her name is like The Most Southern, like Magnolia Astorbilt
Her cousins are ASTOUNDED by her. Hyacinth and Gregory think she is the COOLEST person ever, Francesca smiles politely, Eloise is positively fascinated and they talk about books and social rules, Colin asks her all about America, Benedict is amused by the absolute bluntness of her words, and also constantly irritated by the fact that she refuses to accept help from a “gentleman”, and Anthony’s eye twitches whenever she’s around
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spilled half of my cup of coffee all over should i end it all rn on the phone with my customer
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funny-bat-fruitloop · 6 months
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I'm making a Vlad/Reader for the depraved, except I'm doing this to practice realistic relationships while keeping the humor and dialogue as close to canon as possible. . Chapter 1 has been released, I'm planning to add more. posting fanfic here as well.
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You were the outsider of your college group. Maddie studied biochemistry, her and Jack both studied mechanical engineering together, Vlad studied both alongside Maddie, and you? You simply studied computer science.
Sure, you later studied robotics and delved more into artificial intelligence, but at the time you were falling behind the trio. What makes matters worse is that you were in love with Vlad. He was too busy being in love with Maddie. Maddie and Jack were too busy with their Science.
You used to be closer during your first years. Then you drifted apart from the group.
Or the group drifted apart from you. But you phrased it the other way to feel better about yourself.
At least Maddie was nice. But it turned out that Maddie had a crush on you. You softly turned her down and told her you did not swing that way. She understood, and Vlad was elated that she stopped focusing on you.
She was surprisingly supportive, though, so she starts being more casual with her physical affections—she leaned against you and gave you hugs, at most, but never kisses of any type. Vlad glared at you every time.
You couldn’t handle Vlad’s glare towards you. You just couldn’t. You were so madly in love with him.
This wasn’t what you wanted for college. You wanted to thrive with less drama, not thrive in the drama of a love square. So you decided to turn it into a love triangle.
How? With distance.
You start making excuses about why you couldn’t hang out with them anymore. Maddie seemed pretty sad that you were becoming distant, and urged you to hang out with them more. Jack gave you puppy eyes, because it turns out that he enjoyed your dry wit and casual gifts—both clothing and food that you made.
Vlad looked...conflicted. As if as he did not know what to do with the slowly growing empty space. Every look he gave you after the start of you leaving seemed like he was having conflicts inside his mind.
But he did nothing. So you continued on with your life.
That was the start of your isolation.
You were pretty depressed now that you did not have anyone to accompany you. For the first few months of your departure from the group, people did not bother to include you in their friend groups due to your relationship with the “resident weirdos”.
You got into a robotics class and was forced to group with 2 other nerds, Gabin and Feen. It turns out, they were gay too. Dating, even.
Then the three of you started becoming closer in a platonic way. You were included in every conversation, arguments, and acted as a mediator for their spats which end up being resolved amongst the three of you.
Until the couple mutually broke up. You were devastated at the news, but it turns out all three of you were better as friends. Gabin turned out to be Bi and married a tall country Bisexual girl, and Feen turned out to be poly and married a few other people.
Even when the friend group grew larger, the three of you kept each other on your toes as you challenged each other to make robots. At some point, you made a lion-sized guard dog that read any sort of unique identification, like a treasured object, and chased intruders out of your home.
You gave this machine to a marketing professor as a joke. It ended up saving his life, which you did not intend to do at all (the machine dog was purposefully made with weak scraps for a chance for the victim to escape, in case it went haywire.) He was so grateful that he got you hired into a major tech company—Wayne Enterprises.
You got an award for it. Something close to a Nobel Prize. You’re pretty sure you were dragged out of the house with a blindfold, and were dropped onto the stage to receive the award. Or maybe you had too much coffee and dissociated the entire time.
Who knows. Photos of you taking your award in smudged eyeliner with a baffled expression became viral years down the line.
Gabin’s girlfriend also went out of the way to teach you “spellcraft”, which you thought was cool. She said that she could sense your “powerful bloodline”, and you entertained her by learning the basics.
You thought it was fun. Until a forced family reunion made you realize that Gabin’s girlfriend was absolutely not joking. Not fun.
Then it was your last year of college. You were forced to take a semester off due to the consequences of that disastrous family reunion. That year, you were having the time of your life while suffering with your thesis and OJT’s.
You almost missed the news of Vlad’s unfortunate accident. When you heard about what happened, your heart dropped to your feet.
Yes, you were trying to get over Vlad, but he did not deserve to almost die. You tried to visit him in the hospital but the nurses pushed you away. He needed something, anything, even if it is just to cheer him up.
You left some tupperware full of menudo and coconut milk pumpkin soup for the nurses to feed him. Nobody bothered to tell you that he left the hospital. He probably did not know that you cooked a large meal for him.
So you continued on with your life. You tried to reach Vlad a few times when you saw him back on the campus hallways, but he seemed too focused on...something. You did not want to bother him.
Life went on, and you managed to graduate in time. For your next couple of years, you worked as a robotics engineer for some more companies. Then you started a company with your friends several years down the line. You sold some patents, kept some patents, and you lived a comfortable life with enough money to support yourself, your needs, and your leisures.
You never got into a relationship, because you never tried. You were too afraid to be hurt.
Vlad Masters simply became Masters. He swindled, scammed, and stole with his newfound powers to become a billionaire. He’s seen some of your inventions sometimes, but what you made never really interested him.
Or rather, he was still conflicted at the thought of you.
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You were dared by one of your socialite friends to post photos of your outfit before your flight to Illinois, and announce your arrival on your barely active social media. You’ve always loved the gothic aesthetic and mastered your outfits throughout the years—though you slowly shifted your outfits to be more modern while retaining the aesthetic.
For some god damned reason, you got a somewhat larger following than you thought—more than 10,000 people were interested in your life. You mostly posted your projects, but your outfits got more attention.
The youth kept calling you “DILF” along with other unholy comments, no matter how much you tried to discourage them. They seemed to flock to your socmed ever since that photo of you receiving your awards became viral. They also kept calling you “pookie bear”, whatever that meant.
You tried to restrict comments, but a few of your friends kept disabling the restrictions. They enjoyed your suffering.
You were beyond your 40’s, sipping a cappuccino as you left the airport while holding your luggage in the other hand. Suddenly, a notification popped up in your phone. The sound from your phone indicated that it was a text message, and not another weird ass comment that required you to say “aren’t you disappointing your parents with these DILF comments?”
Your leg hooked around your luggage as you pick your phone up from your pants with one hand. It’s a message from...Jack Fenton?
0xxx-xxxx-xxxx: Hey Bucko! Remember me? Jack Fenton? Heard you were in Illinois! Do you mind meeting at our place in Amity Park and meet Maddie and I like old times? :-D
Oh shit. It’s your old college friends.
You cringed a little as you remembered the way you ghosted the first two people who were decent towards you. Sure, you had your reasons, but it wasn’t fair to them. You checked the rest of your schedule on your phone and find that you still have free time to spare. A quick google search about the town, and you found that your convention is just at the town next to Amity.
So you made your decision and decided to make this up, let bygones be bygones.
You: Sure! Give me the address and I’ll meet you there!
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closetdbisexual · 12 days
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they call me the short-term-memory-loss-haver for reasons i cant quite remember 💙
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sodrippy · 1 month
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if i was in olden england, the way ive gotten more migraines in the ten days ive been here than in six months back in mtl would be grounds to send me to the seaside for my health and humours
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beeholyshit · 4 months
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HI BEE. I HOPE THIS IS OKAY RHEJRHSJD MWA
OMG THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU SO MUCH
I LOVE HOW YOU PUT THE ONES YOU WOULD TRUST TO HOLD YOUR DRINK I NEEDED TO.
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#🖍️ —⁠ Silly doodles#🩷 —⁠ Lara!!!#I APPRECIATE SO MUCH SEEING VERMELHO WHERE HE IS. I WASN'T EXPECTING PEOPLE TO LOVE HIM SO MUCH ARGHHH#it would be really cute to see Maroon and Vermelho because you know.#They are kinda like family?? like I know it's not the same Red that they are related to BUT IDC#Maroon going full mom mode with Vermelho#pats his head and asks him how's everything going#imagine Vermelho talking about Kalei to Maroon. he would be so flustered and nervous and she would be so happy WIWIWI#clear be prepared for another kid#ACTUALLY IF VERMELHO WAS MAROON'S SON THAT WOULD MAKE MAGENTA HER GRANDDAUGHTER#GRANMA MAROOOOOO#WIWIWI#I NEED TO DRAW THAT TOMORROW#MAKO AND MAROON WOULD GET WELL TOO IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO SEE THEM INTERACT#I have to think more clear how Mako's journey to Hoenn would be but yeah#I think because of the age diference between Mako and everything he would be younger than Red? or maybe same age when he goes to Hoenn???#idk to be honest#since in bw arc he is 24-25 yrs old#ANYWAYS. SECOND TIEE#NOT TALKING ABOUT VALENTINE BUT IT'S SO CUTE TO SEE HIM THERE HEHE#I LOVE HOW SECOND TIER OLD LADIES HAVE AROUND THE SAME AGE AND SIMILAR VIBES#and then db xenoverse ocs JDJSJSJSB#don't trust Cytruce with your drink tho! he would spill it on the floor or on someone else on accident (I'm sorry Pastelito)#SECOND TIER IT'S SO FUNNY BC. I MADE RUDY AND M3GA AROUND THE SAME WEEK SO#THEY ARE BOTH FACES OF THE SAME COIN DISJSJAJSJSJS SISTERS/HJ#Third tier is the real don't trust them with your drink (beetle. the last guy. only him.)#ILY FOURTH TIER ILYSM#COULDN'T DRAW VINCENT PROPERLY BUT. THIS IS PURE CHAOS.#📬#I'VE REACH THE LIMIT FOR TAGS FUCK DUCK FUCK
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It frustrates me to no end that everyone I talk to someone new my brain catastrophises to the point where even though I know logically it’s fine, and normal, and fun, I end up making it a bigger deal in my head that I know it is…I think myself into spirals that the logical part of my brain knows are ridiculous and dramatic and improbable, which stress me out more than is entirely necessary…it’s so tiring to exist and participate in the social world sometimes
#personal#night time ramblings#the potentially autistic side of my brain really comes to party when I begin a new social relationship in any capacity#my analytical brain is not compatible with the lawless wasteland of socialising with someone new#gonna just ramble a bit about this situation here where I don’t have to make a lotta sense#I’ve been talking to a guy I’ve known for many year but never been properly friends with#we were in the same friendship circle when we were teenagers#but in different groups#we’ve literally been talking again for maybe 5 days#it’s taken me a few days to be more or less certain that our conversations are more than 2 sort of old friends catching up#like I think we’ve been flirting a little we’re going to go for a drink maybe he jokingly called me babygirl earlier#it’s been nice to be in that talking stage with a guy but without the awkward first few conversations where you’re getting to know the basic#I’ve always thought he was a nice guy our political and moral leaning have always been pretty similar he’s alright looking#that’s the extent of it#but of course my brains going haywire#scripting conversations I need to have if this become serious#wondering how hell react to less fun things about me physically or personality wise#wondering if and when we’ll ever have sex and if hell be any good 😂#trying to work out if hell get on with my family#like the whole 9 fucking yards#and it’s so fucking silly#like it isn’t that deep in the fucking slightest#it has the potential to be#and if it’s not it won’t be that upsetting to me#I’ll be a bit bummed out for a day or 2 and that’s it#I know myself well enough#but in the moment my brain always speed runs times everything could go wrong reasons it could fail reasons things will never succeed for me#and it doesn’t help that almost every romantic partner or potential I’ve ever had has proved this dumb shit right#but at what point does it become a self-fulfilling prophecy?#I sometimes think deep deep down I’m just a hopeless romantic hidden under layers of cynicism and emotional repression😂
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eldritch-bf · 3 months
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Need me a man who will adore my cynical intelligent mentally unbalanced ass as much as Dan does Herbert.
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sonofsin · 3 months
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oh my god. absolutely tragic. and confusing as hell.
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jrwiyuri · 9 months
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This game has taken over my life. In like the worst way possible
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todayisafridaynight · 8 months
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IW fr just felt like yokoyama's cope for killing Aoki off and then regretting it
im not saying yoko shouldve ryuji'd aoki but im just saying maybe the aoki-lives truthers were onto something if not copium but serving a warning for what was to come
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