#she absolutely REFUSES to drink English tea. it’s iced sweet tea for her or NOTHING

[miss-americana-bridgerton]

Bridgerton cousin

I like to think that the Bridertons have an American cousin who is just like The Most Southern romance of all time. Like full on Oaklahoma!, Gone With The Wind (I think, I haven’t read it yet), she gets tied to the train tracks once by bandits who hold her for ransom.

Her Daddy is a rich railroad investor who is a robberbaron but loves his little girl, and she wears southern belle dresses and says “Oh My Lawd!” While holding a little parasol and fanning herself.

Her love interest is a good natured Native Cowboy who chews tobacco and says “Yehp, aye reyckon.” But gets real mean if you mess with “his girl”

They all live in like Kansas or South Carolina or smth lmao, and her name is like The Most Southern, like Magnolia Astorbilt

Her cousins are ASTOUNDED by her. Hyacinth and Gregory think she is the COOLEST person ever, Francesca smiles politely, Eloise is positively fascinated and they talk about books and social rules, Colin asks her all about America, Benedict is amused by the absolute bluntness of her words, and also constantly irritated by the fact that she refuses to accept help from a “gentleman”, and Anthony’s eye twitches whenever she’s around