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Jean: "Please. PLEASE can you consider therapy"
Kaeya, who's about to throw himself into another mission that no one else knows about with so many backup plans to not jeopardize Mondstadt's safety but none that ensures his own : "No??"
#kaeya#kaeya alberich#genshin impact#genshin#jean genshin#jean kaeya#genshin jean#jean gunnhildr#i just KNOW that Jean gets a mission report from Kaeya and her eyes bulges#“you did WHAT. YOU COULD'VE DONE THIS SO MUCH SIMPLER??”-Jean#“But then it wouldn'tve been funny (he wouldn't have gotten info for the next mission he's going on that Jean STILL dont know abt) -Kaeya#Kaeya “Im a slacker” Alberich#who cleaned up the stormterror incident#and helped jean weed out eroch#and spends down time at the tavern to get infomation#or drink himself stupid#either way it's highly unhealthy#drink to forget vs work non stop to forget#jean needs therapy too#just not in the way kaeya does#Jean needs to balance out her work life balance and talk to her sibling#Kaeya needs to reavaluate his entire life and decisions that he has made since he was 7#and whether or not he's willing to sacrifice the truth for his happiness#cherish the ones he loves or honour the responsibility that was placed on him#AND talk to his sibling#actually Jean needs some self worth talk too#all of the Mondstadt trio needs that
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january month of yuugi
#yugioh#ygo dm#yugi mutou#idk what was in the water on 2025 opening but it really got me thinking hm. I will finally draw yuugi#ygo has been in my dna for like close to a decade at this point and yet. I have never attempted to draw anything for it#until now. my audacity has finally reached quota#wishshipping saved my ass this lunar new year and its not even an exaggeration. thank you kazuki takahashi for the boys. rest in peace#mutou yuugi I love u.... u r my son#not mentioned in this stack but dsod's decision to thin yuugi's choker is the funniest shittiest character design decision on earth#like as a detail its so nothing. when u zoom out it just looks like a shadow dropped wrong somewhere. I have come to terms with#the other fashion choice for him in that movie but the tiny ass choker I don't accept. that's stupid. big it#I rly like the vision of older yuugi being like. obnoxiously polite and cheerful#specifically in a way that's not like ceding space for everyone else. like it's clear at all time that he's Like That#and nobody will be able to stop him from being Like That#and also tbh I can never imagine him leaving domino for long (<- definitely not projecting my city slicker ass on him)#I think the game shop's been where he's safe to be himself for so long that he'd want to keep it running and extend#that shade to other kids in the city too. his loyal customers are so scared of disappointing him for no reason#.... typed huge wall of text abt jou leaving domino for tournaments etc frequently but always coming back to hang out with yuugi#I am actually ill abt them huh.... maybe ygo was the progenitor honestly maybe it started me on the two blokes who do fuckall ships#yuugi is so cute but I do know in my heart tho he does Not cook. that kid has never learned and will never manage#I know he doesnt even have water in his office whenever he works. scared of spilling#its a good thing hes got friends galore now people are blowing his phone up wasting their sms toll telling him to drink water#(slowly tipping into mania) I just think he's so neat. love that boy he's so cute
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Four was honestly surprised how many people were here. It was his first big trip, and it was definitely overwhelming. He was usually a loner, but he had to admit… he was thankful he’d asked a friend to come along.
Legend laughed as he texted someone, face glowing with glee. He elbowed Four mischievously. “We should definitely send pictures to Wars.”
“Is that who you’re texting?” Four asked with a smile, enjoying the cheer from his usually grumpier friend. Legend adored education conferences - his friend was nothing if not a lover of learning and exploring new things.
“Oh absolutely,” Legend replied, showing his phone. “He’s upset because I went to the emergency medicine conference and then went to this one. Personally, I think he’s just jealous because I have a cert he doesn’t.”
“Wait, Wars doesn’t have his CCRN?” Four questioned, confused. He figured Warriors, who had everything in his life in order, would have his critical care nursing certification. It was fairly common for nurses in ICU and ED settings.
“Nope!” Legend quipped with delight, obviously ecstatic that he had something over the military nurse.
“Okay, but important question: where are we going to get dinner?”
“Somewhere it doesn’t cost half our paycheck.”
Four glanced around at the skyscrapers. “Uh… not sure we’re going to manage that. I didn’t think the Hebra Mountains had cities like this.”
“Well, then we can contemplate Brugada Syndrome and complicated EKG rhythms while we starve,” Legend supposed.
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Four laughed. “This is a trip, we shouldn’t worry about the cost too much.”
”We don’t make Time’s salary.”
“But we make decent salary.”
Legend bit his lips, stubborn. Four narrowed his eyes analytically. “This isn’t about how much the food costs; it’s because you’ve blown your budget on coffee, isn’t it?”
His friend immediately flushed, guilty as charged. “They charge ten rupees for coffee! Ten!! This place is ridiculous!”
“I told you your caffeine addiction would come back to bite you someday,” Four smiled. “Or, well, more so than it already has.”
“I swear, if you bring up the SVT episode one more time—”
#writing#lu in healthcare#lu four#lu legend#Ok the last few classes have been WAY more interesting than the one that was putting me to sleep lol#poor Legend will never live down his SVT fiasco#Even tho Four definitely put himself in SVT from too much coffee one time#But he converted himself out of it without telling anyone#The world will never know#Except Wild because he was there#I should write that lol#Gonna go to a trauma assessment class and I am definitely just gonna be thinking of Four and his trauma ICU LOL#Hope everyone is having a good day! :D#Warriors is totally jealous of Four and Legend btw#Legend is giving him minute-by-minute updates just to annoy him and show him what he’s missing out on#Also why the FRICK is an iced coffee TEN DOLLARS HERE WHAT THE HECK#Cities are stupid expensive#I don’t even really drink caffeine when I’m not working but I did a hard sleep cycle reset and could use some#BUT NOT FOR THESE PRICES WHAT THE FRICK
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imma be honest, I did not think we were gonna see Hyde again for a while.
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Henry....what the fuck does that mean?
#Did he drink the poison and Hyde hasn't realized it yet?#I DON'T UNDERSTAND#Is he gonna kill himself and blame Hyde for it?#i don't...Jekyll. buddy. i don't follow what your plan is.#Robert. you gotta hurry your ass up. Jekyll is making stupid choices again#the glass scientists#glass scientists
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hello! i really like your fics 🥵
i just saw him in latex gloves and it made my mind go crazy.. like… imagine gynaecologist!Baekhyun, examining the reader with his slender fingers ahh it’d be pure heaven 😇
(sorry if it’s weird, i hate my mind too)
hahahaha thank u for loving my fics, babie! <3 :') omg YES the latex gloves and the doctor coat had me 😵💫😵💫😵💫 wow i kinda need to write gynecologist!baekhyun asap
#💌#anonie#like imagine ur going to ur gyno for ur triennial pap smear/pelvic exam & he walks in introducing himself#and ur like “um. no. ur not my doctor. where's dr. so-and-so”#and then he'd tell u that ur usual dr. is out on maternity leave and he's filling in for her#and ur like “ok no offense but can i get somebody else to do it”#and then he'd be like “wow this is actually the first time in my life where a woman is rejecting me”#and then he'd look towards the paper towel dispenser to see his reflection in it wondering if he's got something on his face or something#and then you'd groan and be like “never mind it's fine lets just get this over with”#and then he'd do his thang and ur trying so fuckn hard not to react inappropriately cus frankly you dont wanna get sued lmfao#and then he'd finish his exam and leave and then you go out with ur girly pops later on that night and then get stupid drunk#and ur telling them ur experience w baekhyun#and then u go to the bar for another drink and a man stands beside u and goes “whatre you drinking?”#and u dont even bother to look over at him#already rolling ur eyes to urself cus this happens at least once every time u go out cus ur hot DUH?#then he picks up on ur energy and goes “come on ur gonna reject me twice in one day?”#and then u snap ur neck towards him and go wide eyed#cus the man standing right next to you is looking at you w a knowing smirk bc he literally had his fingers in u just a few hours ago#dr. byun save meeeeeeee
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7am, eating cold leftover teriyaki stir-fry for breakfast and crying over blorbos
#normal Saturday morning behavior#redacted spoilers#redacted audio#redacted sam#Seven.txt#rp audio stuff#well. crying over one singular blorbo in particular. Sam's still got me in an emotional chokehold#and i'm too sad to even make a stupid little joke abt how i wouldn't mind if it was a physical one too. ayeee *insert sad eyebrow wiggle*#no but seriously. i have so many feelings abt him and i can't even say it all bc some of it isn't public info yet#eh fuck it i'll just draft this until the audio goes public and then i'll post it once it's no longer Exclusive Info#bc i dont wanna leak Early Access stuff but i have to get this out of my system rn and the new audio is part of what sparked these thoughts#which is funny bc i. literally haven't even listened to it yet. i'm not Ready 😭#where's that tiktok screenshot that's like. 'hyperfixation so bad that i can't even engage with the source material' bc that's me rn#like bro Sam only won the poll like. 2 or 3 days ago and Eric is Already dropping a new Sam audio?? hello? Mr. Redacted i wasn't prepared#anyways i was spoiling myself by perusing the comments last night trying to get a feel for if it's gonna be more angst or comfort#and i saw a comment that absolutely shattered me. and it reignited all my sad thoughts about Sam's eventual. uh. y'know. death.#apparently they plant a tree together or smthn in the new audio (which already has me & my beloved 10y/o orange tree feeling some kinda way#but to the individual in the comments who brought to all our minds the image of Sam sitting beneath that tree in 30 or so years time#when he's decided that he's ready to die and sits out there waiting for the sun to rise..................... 🥲#i'm gonna need u to compensate me for all of that unexpected emotional damage /j /nm#i'm Still not over what he told Darlin' while they had their talk about the future up on his roof together. that audio killed me#then yesterday i was listening to my Sam & Darlin' playlist while cleaning. and Malibu Nights by LANY came on. which i always skip bc Sad#but i let it play and just started crying. standing in the middle of the room all disheveled and holding a broom. as one does.#iirc that song is one that Eric himself said is applicable to Sam which is why/how i found it and put it on the playlist. and god. g o d#hm. i hope that wasn't Patreon exclusive info. i can't remember if it was a public post where he said that or not. hope it's okay to share#but if we can take that song as like. unofficial canon for Sam then that also confirms my idea that he used to drink to cope#which makes the opening lines of Fix What You Didn't Break by Nate Smith even more applicable. i should go edit that post actually#anyways i'm just. feeling a lot. and i love Sam very much and i don't want him to die. but i want him to do what he wants at the same time#Alexis took so fucking much from him. he deserves to live - and end - his life on his own terms. ... i think i need to go write something#*casually fishes this post out of the drafts 3 and a half days later* hi so uh. i wrote a 4k oneshot :) and will hopefully post it tomorrow
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Buzz Aldrin really is just another old white man huh :/ [link]
#misha rambles#i mean. to that end. not surprised.#but he can go fuck himself with a rusty chainsaw#Anyway. if you're reading this#be comforted in the knowledge that you're better than Buzz Aldrin#the reasoning is so fucking stupid i think that's why i'm still on about this#like yeah yeah old white man endorses dump what else is new#but a man of science saying it's because he thinks the fucker is good for it???#the guy who suggested drinking bleach to treat covid???? you think that guy is pro science????#jfc i cannot get fucking over the dumbass reasoning#and like. again. cannot overstate that i'm not upset bc i had put him on any sort of pedestal#i would not say i know enough about him to have any feelings#it's the bullshit reasoning that has me going wtf about this#i just fucking can't with it
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No, see, because, like, you fucked up. Now you have to write that. I need that. I need the Star Park AU.
Below I will present my case:
1) That name is so freaking cute and I love it
2) Your tags made me fall in love with it
3) I know you have more ideas in that beautiful brain of yours
4) I really want it.
Please see points 1 - 4 if you have any questions.
Aafjdjakak Dude?! I'm cackling!
Fuck it we ball. Please look forward to it I guess.
I'll throw more in the tags!
#south park#stardew valley#Star Park AU#you want more??#adventures guild is run by Ned and Jimbo!#they won't let you bring guns into the mines#thats dangerous you see#but when you show up with that dinky little slingshot#they laugh and give you a pistol#but no you cant bring it into the mines dont be ridiculous#Scott is my favorite little loser#and I totally see him as a blacksmith so he probably ends up doing that#(we've seen in fractured but whole that he's crazy strong so it works okay?)#Jimmy owns the tavern and totally hosts comedy nights#If Stan is a good boy Jimmy lets him and his band play there on friday nights#Butters owns the museum#“Oh you brought me cutest little rusty spoon! Thats another good job sticker buddy!”#PRECIOUS#Can you imagine Butters in little overalls. pastel colored shirt with little flowers on his pocket?!#Shelly probably works at the joja mart and is so miserable but she'd rather that then stay on the farm#Ike and Karen would be like Vincent and Jas!#Is...Is Kenny the carpenter? does he build your farmers buildings?#idk but I can tell you he wins flower queen every year at the flower dance#Cartman runs the general store#sells your crops back to the town#(at least the ones he doesnt keep.)#Kyle is the town doctor#he's the only one I trust to take care of these idiots#that makes the scene with Stan drinking himself stupid and laying next to the cliff even more sad#shhh its a secret
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the fact that dean has been a raging alcoholic for basically his whole life kind of does explain everything about how he acts in the later seasons, though
#TO BE CLEAR: i do not mean this in a ‘oh his true self is when he’s drinking’ way thats dumb thats stupid#i mean in the ‘he’s been damaging his brain for decades and has lost his ability to think critically or emotionally regulate himself’#because that’s. true.#anyway. supernatural coming in with another unintentional win by actually showing a p realistic depiction of what alcohol abuse does to a#person over time and how it affects their brain and relationships and such.#dean winchester#spn
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how is this day suppose to be happily celebrated when one of the official jojo artists drew a comic of moody blues replaying his partners death right in front of abbacchio and drinking himself drunk and picking fights w fugo and everything on his birthday . hatred runs hot within my blood LET THIS DAY BE NORMAL FOR HIM PLEASE
#◆ 𝖆𝖇𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖙. / ooc.#( genuinely feel lightheaded thinking about moody blues randomly replaying his partner deaths at random times )#( it’s sickening . like he’s actually evil as fuck for this )#( they drew one bruabba piece but it does not salvage how sad it is to see abbacchio drinking himself stupid ON HIS OWN BIRTHDAY !!! )#( beaming them w a psychic attack rn i hate it actually )#( anyways happy birthday abbacchio :)))) )
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do ygs think dan heng has prison buddies
#thinking out loud 🏵️#honkai star rail#stupid thoughts at 10 pm once again#probably not likely but itd be funny as hell#like imagine hes out trailblazing and the gangs finds this rugged looking dude who could probably fold all of them in half w his pinkie#and theyre all terrified for their lives but then the guy sees dh and is like#oml if it aint the dragon man himself#and dan heng is just like#oh hey#and they catch up over idk tea what does dan heng drink again
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“ugh why couldn’t nishiki see that reina was Right There and would’ve made such a good girlfriend–” he’s gay, susan
#easy explanation. next#don’t say a word about yumi. that whole thing smells like comp het to me and you can’t tell me otherwise#not in MY house#my personal self indulgent hc is that reina is a close friend to him because he goes to Serena alot and gets drunk and when he’s drunk he’s.#like. basically a white girl drunk when left to his own devices and ends up crying and spilling all his secrets and emotions and etc and#reina has inevitably learned a LOT about him through that not even really by choice#most relevantly; that he’s got a Lot of repressed gay angst going on in his fucked up little brain#has never mentioned legitimate or deep feelings for any girls before and it doesn’t even seem to cross his mind to do so unless it’s called#out. mostly just ends up lamenting about the complicated feelings he developed over god knows how long for his best friend#that he’ll probably never act on because he’s probably straight and probably sees him in a more familial light and blah blah blah#whether or not reina has feelings for him is up in the air but either way she figures out real quick that oh man. this guy. needs someone#to vent to and make sure he doesn’t drink himself to death or do something stupid when he’s in one of his Lament Spirals#and well. may as well be her#yeah. anyway. I got sorta sidetracked here point is I think that boy’s trying to do comp het but Failing#that’s my take#nishiki#rambling
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thinking about how good supernatural could’ve been if it’s original target audience wasn’t toxically masculine men and if it took itself seriously in later seasons
#think of the emotional potential#give Jensen ackles a chance to have a deeply emotional role#he gave SO much to Dean#dean is a very tragic character but imagine how much more depth we could’ve gotten#if the show didn’t pride itself on stupid ‘no chick flick moments’#GIVE US A CHICK FLICK MKMENT#I want to see them screaming and crying and throwing up#I want to see them dealing with their trauma (healthy or not)#because we do see them do that#Dean especially (drinking gambling women)#but it’s all played off as ‘haha look at him go what a cool dude’#instead of the potential it could’ve had#because his whole personality is 100% a coping mechanism#the only ways we see them canonically deal with their trauma is breaking stuff#which also could’ve had potential if it didn’t magically fix all their problems#sams spiral arc where he gets addicted to demon blood and starts losing himself could’ve been so good#I’ve been listening to preachers daughter so now I need everything to have devastating symbolism yk?#supernatural
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Today I've been thinking about one of my FE3H AUs again, one where Felix is a vampire and married to Claude
#random ramblings#it's the one where Felix is in a wheelchair#I've really been thinking on the vampire aspect of it today along with Claude having one braincell once they get married#because he finally feels comfy enough to put down his walls and not always be on his toes so he allows himself some stupidity sometimes#like when he overthinks about vampire technicalities and spooks himself when he inevitably starts doomthinking#and barges into the room Felix is lounging in and drinking tea in peace like ''FELIX LOVE IS THIS TRUE DO YOU DO THIS''#like Claude is still VERY VERY intelligent it's just that braincell can't work when he doesn't know about the thing in question#the thing being vampirism
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Just had my peak anti social moment
#somebody i hadnt met yesterday at lab introduced himself to me#later he came by again asking if i wanted to have coffee with them in a bit#i'm really stupid so i took that literally i said thank you i already had mine i only drink it once a day#the way he looked at me ahdhdhhfjf i weirded him out so bad#now he keeps looking at me weird everytime i see him 😕#man be nice to me i'm literally smiling all the time it's just that i grew up anti social lol#nesi rants
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i want peruvian tim so bad. pls give me jason making humitas with tim once they've gotten closer
#i have a whole lore that i've made up for them in my head. jason's cuban tim's peruvian. obvs tim's parents weren't home a lot to teach him#abt their culture so tim's grown up feeling a lot like a fraud. doesn't speak spanish (or taught himself on duolingo) doesn't have any#family recipes to cherish. doesn't even have a big family (yet) and tim basically grew up drinking in every drop of peruvian culture he#could get his hands on so that he could feel connected to his family. when his parents are home they make fun of him for being gringo when#they never taught him anything in the first place.#once jason and tim become closer; jason having grown up way closer to culture because he was raised by his mom for 12 years. while she wasnt#perfect. she tried and she shared things with him and she loved him. so he finds out tim's had the complete opposite and goes on a mission#to help tim#feel more connected. by bringing him recipes and celebrating nochebuena and teaching tim to get comfortable speaking spanish. never judging#him or making him feel stupid when he speaks. it took a long time for tim to be comfortable speaking#fuck i'm having emotions i gotta go do hw or smth to get rid of them#projected a little too close to the sun there#my hcs
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