#or dates!

[dean-winchester-is-a-warrior]

Happy Birthday Jensen!! 🥳

I haven't been around much lately and I miss you guys!! I've seen the wonderful reblogs and comments on my fics and I appreciate them so much. Work and life have been really crazy. But I'm working on Ch. 6 of The Dangers of Hope, and it should be out tomorrow or Sunday at the latest.

But I couldn't let the day pass without coming on to say happy birthday to the most beautiful man with the most precious soul.

Happy Birthday Jensen!! You are an absolute light to the world and I'm grateful for you and the time you give to the SPN family. I hope 46 is a great year!!

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

I see no red flags here

[aznisure]

something something digital footprint

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

[evilgoodguys]

...clearly, he's not jealous.

[mikufanclub]

silly idea

[okthatsgreat]

dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

[paintedimagery]

This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[dentpx]

I’m actually kind of amazed how many people do not understand this concept

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[pudimdosubmundo]

Laios historian moment

[theburialofstrawberries]

I do. God help me I do