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thinking about a real silly little Tyler is a real person au where everything is the same (or not, it can splinter from canon) except!!! Tyler doesn't know the narrators name. like he never asked for it, and the narrator never gave it, and it's gone on too long at this point to ask. he meets Marla and is like finally I can ask about him and she can tell me!! but she doesn't refer to him by his name either, just nicknames and Tyler is desperately grasping at straws trying to find out what the narrators real name is.
optionally Marla also doesn't know the narrators real name, and calls him a rotation of his fake names as well as nicknames. the narrator never corrects her though. her and Tyler both trying to get the other to say his name and they both don't know lmao
#i know this falls apart if you think oh tyler would just steal his drivers license#or look at his mail#or break into his work#but thats why its a silly little au#anywayyy#the narrator#the narrator fight club#tyler durden#marla singer#fight club#me#hehe
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Dick bored in class thinks loudly: Are there any mind riders here?
Danny thinks back: Yeah, hi.
Dick: *Falling out of his desk with a shriek*
Teacher: Mr. Grayson! If you are going to disrupt this class one more time, I'll have you thrown out!
Dick: Sorry, sorry. *sits in desk mentally shouting* Who are you!? What information have you stolen from my mind!?
Danny: Whoa, calm down there, Robin. You were the one who asked. I thought you already knew about me.
Dick: How could I possibly know about you!?
Danny: You literally lit candles for me yesterday. You said this lovely prayer, too, though I couldn't understand it
Dick: I lit candles for the dead homeless kid i found- oh. You're a ghost.
Danny: In a way.
Dick: Did the light not guide you home? Should I light more candles?
Danny: If you like. What's that about anyway? The candles?
Dick: It's a Romani tradition. Ussually, the candle is light on your death and kept on until the funeral, but I found you too late, so I just made a circle.
Danny: That's so sweet. Thank you for including me in your people's way.
Dick: Of course. Are you haunting me now?
Danny: *Literally sitting behind him in class* One could say that yes.
Dick: Cool. What's your name?
Danny: Call me Phantom.
#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#Dick is still robin#but hes anout to outgrow it#Danny is a homeless kid#He has a Gotham Academy Scholarship and no social life#He is invisible there#One of his powers is communication with Death Touch peps. Robin almost dies on the daily#I left my laptop charger at work lets pray my siblings have one or i cant write this break#death defying
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✦ Come hell or high water ✦
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Vasco#Machete#anthro#scenthound#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#Vasco's worries and insecurities creep out at night when his sunny and optimistic shield is at it's thinnest#when did their situation become so dire? what could have they done differently?#how powerless he feels when facing Machete's ailing health and the snare that keeps tightening around his neck at work#every time he visits him there's less of him left#how much would he be prepared to risk to keep them both safe if it came to that#and would they succeed if they somehow tried to make a break for it and leave everything behind
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3/3
i've been getting a couple asks if redraws were allowed and yes! i love seeing how my art is interpreted in different styles, go for it!
previous laserbeak
phew! that's a lot of drawing...i'm going into hibernation now...
ive been working on this project for close to a month and i have to ask: what was your favourite moment?
#switcherooAU#thank you for reading!!#i'm glad i finished this comic when i did because school is starting to pick up and get real busy weeoeooeoe#pssst: did you notice the purple character was the 'random goon' who got personality swapped with a potato?#she's my tf oc deepfreeze who transforms into a fridge#a couple of you pointed that out and i tip my hat to you#this was so much fun to work on#im going to take a break now...#transformers#maccadam#starscream#soundwave#thundercracker#tf oc#tf art#artists on tumblr#laserbeak#this is extremely specific but i imagine the song soundwave plays in the end is his theme from the devastation video game#he's blasting his own boss music
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felicia telling irving the only time she ever saw burt scared was when he spent two hours fixing his hair before going to see him,,,,,, irving drawing burt over and over between the times he could see him,,,,,, felicia hugging irving the second she saw him, having lunch with him and telling him stories,,,,,,, irving's getting the "widow that's still loved by the family" treatment by o&d as he rightfully deserved
#nell's yapping#severance#severance season 2#severance apple tv#severance spoilers#severance season 2 spoilers#him being so scared to go to o&d and then being immediately loved and cared for be felicia was so delicious i loved it#also burt being a badass that tells off administration is incredible#makes sense that the guy initiating all the “rule breaking” would be the one not to let lumon step all over him and his work#INNIE BURT IS LIKE OUTIE IRVING#brb crying#burtirving#burt g#burt goodman#irving bailiff#irving b
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i wrote an interactive poem for my girlfriend in 3 parts. she said you need to read it.
go here: take only the final quiz or take all 3. i don't mind. it's sad, though. this is a poem about choice. about fate and mental illness and how love fits inside of all of it. this is a poem about a long dark hallway. mostly this is a poem about mango sushi rolls.
good luck. i love you. despite it all, i'm hopeful.
#uqiz#she said i need to put it up here lmafo#something something feel free to send me 5 dollars towards my next sushi roll run#poetry#experimental poetry#there's no specific like warning on this except that im not doing well n therefore it LEAKS into my writing lol#the realllll shit as an author is like ohhhh fuck i write so much better when im mentally unwell lol#:( why cant i be sane AND rational. why does my creativity gotta stem from suffering.#(bc when im not suffering im outside saying YIPPEE and kicking my heels lol)#IF YOU SAW THIS BEFORE I CLICKED THE RIGHT LINK NO YOU DIDNT#hey btw if you're experiencing an error idk what's up with that bc it still loads on my end.#i'll look into solutions but sorry :(#hi friends: i have no idea why sometimes the links break for random people.#it might be a chrome/firefox/etc thing but i will say that the links still work on my end AND i still have people taking each quiz.#so i know it works .... i have no idea what the exact solution is - maybe reload it if urs isn't working?#sorry im not good at coding :(
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Macbeth moshang,
#moshang#mobei jun#shang qinghua#sv#scum villain#twitter is now officially banned in brazil#meaning I moved to bsky#in honor of this occasion#I decided to take out yet another art#this time the macbeth parody#inspired by those cool play posters#bc they rly work well for moshang I think!#also other 2 things:#sqh is the crown and the sword and I honestly think he loves this#and the second thing is that I will never get tired of making sqh focused only on mbj#while mbj is breaking the 4th wall to smite us all with his eyes#yes mbj; we dare look at your sqh hehehehehe
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mourning black and the death of ideals
#i haven't moved on from this yet. btw. i'm still here#finally decided to draw the thought i've been ruminating over for days on end bc it's like a parasite eating away my brain#stated this on the initial post i made days ago but there's just smt so gut wrenching and sickening#about how dazai will have worn black exactly twice in his life: once as a member of the mafia and now at kunikida's funeral#a color that initially signified devotion to the mafia and his demon prodigy alias now signifies his grief#him having to wear black again at the funeral of another doomed fatalist who chose his heart over his survival. his own partner.#kunikida's death being so reminiscent of the tragedy that initially caused him to defect and flee#and everything tying together full circle and effectively breaking him#asagiri rly said fuck knkdz it's doppover we lost gang 😭😭😭#why did bro leave that fucking notebook behind#fool. do you know that angst potential you have left me to work with?#love never won in bsd. it lay dead and festering#i don't know how much longer i can keep saying i miss them. i'm going to kill myself if he doesn't come back#i've never wanted something to be death bait so desperately#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#(??? technically. its implied anyway)#lotus draws
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Damian standing outside of the police precinct because Jason (notorious crime lord) got caught for busting an illegal poaching and harvesting scheme
Damian: free my man he ain’t do anything wrong
Commissioner Gordon: he cut off their hands-
Damian, slowly pulling a batarang out of his pocket: I said, free my man. He ain’t do anything wrong.
#Jason breaks himself out within the hour#he only let himself get caught to push the proof that they deserved it so Bruce couldn’t rag on him more than usual#Damian threatens the police despite Batman explicitly working with them#he is his own force of nature#batman#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian robin#robin damian wayne#batman and robin#robin#red hood#jason todd#Damian Wayne and Jason Todd#the lesser used dynamic duo
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going insane thinking about the harrow and palamedes friendship. harrow, who has never met another necromancer her age forming a bizarro 3D chess rivalry while pal worries about her safety at every possible turn. harrow, who is up to her eyebrows in paranoia and secrecy, trusting the sixth house with gideon unconscious and hurt, letting them into the ninth house quarters unsupervised. if “i cannot conceive of a universe without you in it” is goth for i love you, “death first to vultures and scavengers” has got to be goth for i love you (platonic). pal’s first reaction when harrow comes into his bubble in the river is to scoop her up in a hug, and at this point she doesn’t remember anything about him because cutting out all her memories of gideon is impossible without cutting out memories of the sixth, but she still makes him a skelehand to inhabit anyway. when harrow’s memories are finally whole, she tells dulcinea she couldn’t face pal knowing that his pen pal girlfriend died on her account, but the next time she “faces” him, palamades’s soul is in someone else’s body and harrow’s body is full of nona’s soul. he spends six months protecting and caring for harrow’s body (and nona obv), believing in the possibility of bringing her back to it the same way cam believed in him. “god, do you know i miss harrow terribly.” and by the time harrow comes back to her body at the very end of ntn, pal is gone forever, fully pauled. the last time harrow and palamades see each other as their complete selves is in canaan house, alive and unlyctored. two of the smartest and loneliest people in the solar system meet each other in the worst of circumstances and spend the rest of the story dancing around each other as fragments of themselves, trying to care about each other in the interim but never fully meeting like they did the first time. a friendship made almost entirely of missing the other person. “do you know i miss harrow terribly.” god. i need to lie down
#behold: a block of text i do not feel like putting paragraph breaks in#i am so fucking crushed that they try so hard to take care of each other in different ways but never see each other ever again#he gave her a lift you off the floor hug in the bubble and she didnt even know why.#the thing that made him miss harrow was ‘look at me like you’ve worked out how to kill me’ bc he knows scowling is her display of affection#she couldn’t even REMEMBER him in htn but she helped camilla find his soul and put him back together anyway#is this anything. am i sounding as insane as i feel#tlt#harrowhark nonagesimus#palamedes sextus#katie don’t look#ntn spoilers#htn spoilers#gtn spoilers
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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so fucking normal abt this cat
#I WAS DOING IT FOR GIGGLES BUT HE ACTUALLY DOES COME TO ME WHEN I DO THAT 😭😭😭#like I have to crouch and clap my hands and hold them out like ‘here boy!!! come here!!! 😊’ like with a dog#what makes this funnier is if I try this with my grandmas dog he ignores me so I really didn’t expect it to work#multiple times on top of that. my good precious boy my handsome boy#he was annoying Joey again by the side of the house so my mom went to break up the fight#the minute he saw her he ran to her even though he’s probably the one that started it lmao#he likes playing with the little rubber ducky in the backyard and rubbing his face on the screen door#Swiper#diary#doodles#sona#puppysona
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you draw adult michael like he kisses boys daily instead of taking his meds but teen michael like hes homophobic and you're so real for that tbh




This is such a funny read but you’re sorta right too
#ask reply#tbh teen Michael just isn’t in touch with his feelings yet#he’s only homophobic specifically to himself#let him figure it out okay give him a break#Michael canonically kept working at Freddy’s instead of going to therapy#so honestly your game on older Michael is pretty accurate
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#karaii art#stobotnik#these bitches are both queer and hella kinky and i stand by it#stone is the world's most perfect 24/7 sub that is into everything robotnik throws at him (as long as robotnik is involved)#robotnik for his part is 99% aroace but stone is his exception#from the start he tried to find a way to break stone but nothing worked-- it only made stone more infatuated#so he started experimenting for sadistic fun and found himself both entertained and ultimately attached to his minion#they're in love your honour
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A day at Baltigo
#sabo loves luffy so much he breaks the fourth wall to show off his baby brother#Luffy’s wanted posters? neatly stacked Work documents? foot resting place#one piece#one piece fanart#monkey d dragon#monkey d. dragon#dragon one piece#revolutionary sabo#op sabo#one piece sabo#op koala#koala one piece
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Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...
This is Zu—I mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.
Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (“I can carry my own basket!” “Never said you—” “I'm not weak!” “I didn't—” “Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean—” “Would you listen for once, woman?!” ) they'll become nearly inseparable.
For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#kyoshi warriors au#atla art#atla fanart#prince zuko#katara of the southern water tribe#kyoshi warrior ursa au#kyoshi warrior zuko#zutara fanart#zutara au#zuko fanart#atla zuko#katara fanart#kyoshi warriors#kyoshi island#They're a complete menace once they get going. Breaking hearts all over the Earth Kingdom and turning Sokka's hair grey prematurely#Aang is just a little puppy who made a few sarcastic remarks at the wrong time. But it got Zuko thinking out loud so that works too#Katara heard him and while she very secretly agrees (what did he mean “that doesn't sound like fun either”? He should've helped her!)...#she's also the Avatar's number one defender and needs to protect his honor. Agni bless the child.#And then poor Zuko offers to carry her basket because he's seen her do all the work alone and the freaking Avatar has just refused to help#And momma Ursa raised a gentleman. So of course he wants to help!#But Katara's had to deal with Sokka's “traditional views on women” all the way to Kyoshi and Aang is busy with his little fanclub#And now this extremely handsome stranger who's really just trying to be nice (he's also so awkward it's adorable) offers to carry her basket#And he's being really nice and sweet and considerate about it damn it#Of course she snaps!#She still thanks him for his help tho. Once they absolutely murder Sokka with their teasing they become a package deal.
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