#or both???

[zuzusexytiems]

wounded jean with pieck taking care of his wounds and she's like "HOLD STILL!!!" and jean's like "I CAN'T HELP IT, IT HURTS?????" and they keep bickering until she notices a wound on his cheek and cleans it up and they both freeze and end up locking eyes and noticing for the first time how beautiful the other person is and it takes connie or armin walking into the room to break the spell oh I'm ill. I'm so ill

[reggiekinnie2]

Yall are asking “what is the meaning of life” or “is there really a god?” When we should be asking “does james potter have a praise kink or a degradation kink?”

[unkindvenus]

Yeah, I have to deal with hard situations. I gotta choose between a sassy news publisher and a ghoul with a funny hat.

[lightlycareless]

OH MY, I AM WAITING FOR SOME JEALOUS SCENARIOS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Jealous Naoya or jealous y/n 😏?

[seventeenlovesthree]

If you're a fan of Takari, I am still not sure whether to congratulate or speak my condolences, because that second drama could contain the most beautiful development between them or be the greatest ship bait of all time.

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

[paging-possum]

I love when characters are always drawn in lab coats even outside the lab because it implies that 1) they are either constantly violating lab safety rules or 2) they have a second, casual lab coat purely for external use

THE TAG ‘AND BOTH ARE SEXY’ IS A JOKE ITS A FUCKING JOKE I DONT THINK BREAKING LAB SAFETY PROCEDURE IS SEXY I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT FICTIONAL SCIENTISTS. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A LAB THEYRE NOT SEXY AT ALL. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPP.

[kidovna]

heartbreak

[copepods]

crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

[fraternum-momentum]

do u ever just

[eggdrawsthings]

in all timelines, in all possibilities, only you...