#and both are sexy

[paging-possum]

I love when characters are always drawn in lab coats even outside the lab because it implies that 1) they are either constantly violating lab safety rules or 2) they have a second, casual lab coat purely for external use

THE TAG ‘AND BOTH ARE SEXY’ IS A JOKE ITS A FUCKING JOKE I DONT THINK BREAKING LAB SAFETY PROCEDURE IS SEXY I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT FICTIONAL SCIENTISTS. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A LAB THEYRE NOT SEXY AT ALL. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPP.

[evgar]

agathario but it's a cowboy!au where agatha hires rio to work at her ranch and rio's a sexy annoying little shit (they want each other so bad and occasionally have hate sex until they inevitably fall in love)

[lvnesart]

in my personal opinion, I think they should be allowed to bully him

[mossymage]

“Oh no, Gege caught me again?”

[shuravf]

New sticker of the sillies being ridiculous

[perplexi]

Shadowy returns?!~😏👌🖤🫣💜✨

[kasieli]

You know what they say: a spicy sketch a day keeps the doctor away 😉

[inknose]

misfortune // good luck

[izsheum]

more of these two

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 12: Beware the Grapes of Wrath.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[ultravioletbrit]

“adore” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 453 words

Regulus is sitting in the library trying very hard not to roll his eyes for a fifth time at a girl that just cannot take a hint and will not leave him alone.

“Your presentation was just so good. I love how passionate you are. And I adore all the witty comments you make.” The girl annoyingly swoons then places her hand on his forearm. “Not to mention how classy you always dress; it makes you look so sophisticated up there.”

“Yes, okay, thank you.” Regulus pulls his arm away. “I really need to get back to work, so can you please leave?” Regulus asks her bluntly. 

“Right. Wouldn’t want to distract you." She winks. "I’ll just talk to you later.” Regulus can no longer suppress his eye roll as the girl stands and finally walks away. 

As soon as she’s out of the chair, James very quickly slides into it and pulls it closer to Regulus.

“I just love your passion, I adore your wit, you’re so classy.” James mocks in a high-pitched voice adding an eye roll of his own. “What was that about?” He grumbles and crosses his arms.   

“I gave a shitty speech on a topic I hate and made snarky comments the whole way through. And she apparently thinks I’m a genius.” Regulus deadpans then turns sideways to face James with a smirk. “Why? Jealous, Potter?”

“That some girl was blatantly flirting with you for the last ten minutes? Yeah, I’m a little jealous.” James pouts.

“Do I need to remind you of the multiple reasons there’s absolutely no need to be jealous of her?”

“No.” James huffs. “I just don’t like other people running their hands all over you.”

“She put her hand on my arm. You’re acting like she put it down my trousers.”

“I am not.” James scoffs.

“James.” Regulus tilts his head to the side.

“Fine. I might be overreacting a little.”

Regulus raises an unconvinced eyebrow, and James rolls his eyes and slumps down in the chair.

“Is she still looking?” Regulus asks.

“Yes. Obviously.” James answers without needing to check.

“Good.” Regulus grabs James’ shirt and pulls him in for a heated kiss. “Better?”

“Hmm.” James hums and leans back towards Regulus. “Just a little more.”

James kisses him again and slides his hand around Regulus’ waist before slipping his fingers under the waistband of his trousers.

“James.” Regulus pulls his hand away. “Do not put your hand down my trousers. We’re still in the library.” Regulus scolds him with no real heat as he quickly packs up his things.

“Can I do it when we get home?” James smirks.

“Yes.” Regulus tries to hide his smile.

“Are we go home right now?” James raises an eyebrow.

“Yes.”

[fishuus]

down to your serial number

[armandssawtrap]

devil’s minion works so great because Daniel is a journalist so he likes to dissect and inspect things closely to figure out what’s going on; and Armand is freakiest bug creature he could’ve gotten his hands on

[rendevok]

Skirting the truth

(aka i saw this meme and laughed so hard i lost my sense self control)

[bloo-the-dragon]

*slaps this down* TIME TO REVEAL THE SECRET CHILD!

I've had this little guy behind the scenes for the mer au for quite a while now, but some years into Eclipse and Ruin becoming official qpp's (far on ahead in the au's overall timeline) they would have a child together. Specifically Ruin as mers reproduce asexually (and only once during their lifetime) but if they are bonded to a mate, the child will be the partners too and even have a chance of inheriting their traits. Mer magic logic!

So this is Loon, or Moonfish as a fun little nickname me and some friends like to refer to him as! A very fiesty pancake pup. However initially due to Ruin's not so great physical health, his egg almost didn't make it but it managed to survive. A result of this however was Loon being born with a withered arm which Ruin had to nip off, and he has a weak jaw/crunchy vocals so later in life he won't be able to talk much and his voice would be quite raspy.

All this however and he came out of the egg very energetic and ready to jump and attack anything that moved. Neither Ruin or Eclipse knows where this energy comes from but they would be just glad their hatchling was (mostly) healthy and lively.

[lemontarto]

👑 VOTE GETHEN ONDSINN FOR KEEPER SEXYMAN 2025 !!!!!!!👑

@camelspit