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[keferon]

Chapter 3 of Jazzprowl mecha! >:D

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Jazz thinks Prowl is fucking weird.

With space around him and aliens and fucking teleportation and all that crazy shit...Prowl's weirdness isn't too obvious at first. But once Jazz stops marveling at the view outside the window, his attention shifts completely to his new companion.

And. Well.

"'Your plates are so squarish.'"

Prowl takes a break from reading something on his tablet and raises his eyebrows in surprise

"They are."

Jazz moves closer curiously

"No offense okay but isn't it... Hmm. Stupid?"

He raises one hand and lightly slaps the edge of his palm against the center of Prowl's chest.

"What's the point of making armor this shape? And with so many wide gaps? All the strikes will go straight through. It's kinda dangerous. "

Prowl purses his lips in confusion.

"Excuse me? As if your armor makes more sense."

"It does."

"You...wha...you know what. Humor me, explain what you mean."

Jazz shrugs.

"It's round. And the gaps are...uh. What's the right word. They're thin? It's very hard to grab with your teeth or get under with your tentacles. See? You are. Dude, no offense, but you're like, really grabbable."

Prowl just silently opens and closes his mouth for a couple seconds, trying to think of what to say in response. Finally he decides to focus, but not on the part Jazz might have been expecting

" You... were built to fight the Quintessons?"

Jazz nods

"Course I was. Why else?"

Prowl looks....Very worried and somehow sorry for Jazz.

That's weird.

Jazz lets this detail just linger in his mind. He's not sure what conclusion to draw from it yet. And it's very likely that his poor knowledge of the unfamiliar language is setting him up. He's not sure.

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Prowl has wheels. Jazz gives himself a mental smack for not paying attention to them in the first three seconds, but it doesn't matter now.

Because Prowl has freaking wheels in his shoulders and Jazz has a bunch of questions in his head.

Why the fuck does he have wheels??? In a place like this??

Prowl looks up at him.

"Something wrong?"

Jazz reaches out his hand mesmerized and spins one of the wheels.

The wheel spins.

What an amazing world.

Prowl looks confused again

"Jazz?"

"What are they for?"

Prowl faintly twitches one of his weird little wings.

"To drive."

Jazz spins the wheel again

"But you can't drive them! I mean, they're...uh."

He tries to find the right words in his head to say "inside your shoulders" but. Shit. He doesn't know how to say it so he accepts his linguistic defeat and helplessly twitches his horns.

"...They're on top."

Prowl tilts his head, clearly missing the point, and turns one of his legs around

"I've got another ones here...?"

Jazz instantly squats down and. Yep. There are wheels in the legs too.

Prowl moves his foot away before Jazz can spin that wheel too.

"I can just show you if you want."

That's a great idea. A fantastic one. Jazz is hellbent on seeing how it would actually work, because all his brain offers him is "fall on your back and awkwardly drag yourself along the ground?"

Prowl doesn't fall anywhere.

Instead, he suddenly ALL starts moving and freaking folds into himself? Jazz isn't sure what exactly he was expecting to see, but watching another mech fall apart like lego sure as hell wasn't that????

Not falling apart, he realizes a moment later.

Is it reassembling? Into something else???

A second ago, Prowl was standing next to him, and now there is a

Is that a fucking car???

Jazz can't say anything more clever than a loud "HAH???"

It is indeed a car. The design is very odd and Jazz can't recognize the model, but it looks like something vaguely race-y?

He pats the roof of it.

"That's so cool!!!"

The car somehow manages to look awkward and moves away from him sideways like some weird metal crab.

What the- what the hell-

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Prowl's mech has an amazing face.

Not that Jazz is staring, but he can appreciate the amazing attention to details. The eyes, the nose, even the lips. Who and why would make a mech with such lifelike face? That ..would make sense if Prowl had to appear in front of a camera, wouldn't it? Maybe he's some kind of celebrity like Blurr?

Jazz doubts it. Prowl doesn't strike him as someone who's used to attention.

But it's a good face, yeah.

Prowl valiantly ignores his staring, but after ten minutes gives up

“What?”

Jazz shrugs. He's been doing that a lot lately.

"You have a really cool face."

Prowl chokes on air and looks confused again. If you look closer. What is this face even made of? It looks metallic but it bends??? Literally...how?? How does it work?

Jazz is taller than Prowl, so he has to bend down to get a closer look. He wants to ask if the mech's face was modeled after the pilot's, but. Shit. How do you put it into simple words ?

Man. Okay. Uh. Appearance. How do you say "real?" True-positive? Wait, no, true and false are from English, this new language must contain one state word for true and false at the same time.

Prowl watches Jazz's struggle with the patience of a true buddhist monk.

What word even summarizes the state of being true or false? Hot and cold is "temperature", heavy and light is "weight" and then..

Jazz fumbles his fingers helplessly.

"What's the word for. You know how."

He claps his hands hard, and then again, barely audible.

Loud and quiet.

"Sound-positive, sound-negative, right?"

Prowl nods.

"But if I speak. I-mouth-positive."

He claps once more, quietly, barely audible

"I-mouth-positive. Sound-positive. Word-question?

If I do “quiet” but say “loud”. If I do one thing and say another, that's called-?

Prowl twitches his little wings.

"Ah. That would be veracity-negative."

Jazz makes happy finger guns.

"Yes! This..."

He points to Prowl's face

"Appearance-veracity-positive?"

He could probably phrase it more...accurately. Jazz chews his lips in concentration and tries to elaborate

"Appearance-veracity-positive-you?"

Prowl tilts his head

" Uh. Yeah? That's what I look like. I didn't change anything. It's..."

He pauses uncertainly

"Why are you asking me that?"

Jazz gives a thumbs up

"How do you say 'impressive'? Something like "eyes-positive-emotions-positive." Or it would be "good." Good sounds kind of cheap.

Jazz decides to add a couple more positive modifiers on top just in case. He's always been generous with compliments.

Prowl's wings bounce up funny.

One of the passing lilac aliens whistles.

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Prowl thinks Jazz is fragging weird.

Okay, to be fair. Prowl has never had to be anyone's guide to interplanetary interactions.

He'd heard that races making contact with the rest of the galaxy for the first time tended to be weird. It's alright. He can understand that. Which of course doesn't mean it's any easier for him to be at the center of it all...everything.

Jazz is clingy. Friendly. He's definitely never been off his planet before, so everything around him surprises him.

Prowl's obviously “surprising” too, but there's this weird familiarity in Jazz's attitude towards him.

Prowl thinks it's because they're both mechanical life forms. It's the only guess he has that makes sense. But Prowl realizes pretty quickly that Jazz only looks like a Cybertronian at first glance. It's the details. Small and disturbing details.

Jazz was built to fight the Quintessons. His entire body, his entire design was made for it.

Now that Prowl knows that, he's starting to see it. Now that he knows where to look, he can't stop noticing.

All the plates are either round or streamlined and sharp.

He has no face, but his head is shaped in such a way that it would be very hard to grab onto. Or to hit it.

Prowl's processor involuntarily tosses him numbers.

Every bend and edge. Every detail. The visor isn't just curved, it's arched at the most perfectly calculated angle to take hits. His chest plates have the perfect ratio of thickness and curvature so that any direct hit ricochets or slips without going through the plate directly.

And Prowl is scared to even begin to analyze the structure of those legs. He originally saw their design as something similar to Empurata's. But no. The Empurata had always made it their goal to humiliate and diminish their victims. The limbs that the Empurata created were simple and often horribly, impractically awkward.

Jazz's legs are an engineering marvel and Prowl honestly almost wants to take a closer look. They bend at...how many? Five? Six places?

He leans forward quietly, pretending to want to change his posture, trying to get a better angle. There's at least one more joint under the front plates. Seven then?

Huh.

Jazz snorts

"Like what you see?"

Prowl flinches and quickly looks away. Idiot. Just because Jazz’s head is pointed in the other direction doesn't necessarily mean that's where his gaze was pointed as well.

"I apologize."

Jazz chuckles

"Hey, don't be sorry. You're giving me a reason to show off~"

Prowl gives up. Okay. Maybe it's just that Jazz's weird openness is contagious.

"Your legs are pretty..."

"Cool," Jazz offers

Prowl nods diplomatically.

"Unusual. I think cool too."

Would it be too weird to ask exactly how many joints are in them? Perhaps yes, that's personal medical information after all.

Jazz takes a few joyful little leaps

"They let me walk on walls."

"I have to admit that's impressive."

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"Can I join you?"

The little furry alien folds their arms across their chest and says something that...sounds disgruntled. Jazz honestly can't understand a word of it. He just saw the aliens playing something remotely resembling cards and he got curious. He doesn't remember having a fight with any of them yet.

The alien stares at him expectantly for a couple seconds and then waves one of their limbs and switches to a language familiar to Jazz

"No. Go back where you came from."

Uhm. Rude.

One of the lilac creatures smiles guiltily

"We don't play with robots."

Jazz stiffens

"But I don't..."

His attempt to explain is interrupted by the furry alien

"I don't care what you say. Whatever's underneath the metal, whatever scientific nonsense you come up with. This..."

He gestures toward the entire Jazz’s mech.

"...it's a machine. We don't play with machines. It's an unspoken rule. So go back to your corner and stay out of our way."

The lilac alien folds his limbs in embarrassment

"Hey, there's no need to be so rude."

"I'm just stating facts!"

"You could have done it politely..."

Prowl raises his eyebrows and moves away, making more room for Jazz on the bench.

"Kicked you out?"

Jazz sits down next to him and confusedly begins to play with his own fingers

"They wouldn't even let me explain."

Prowl taps him on the shoulder.

"It's hard to explain anything to them. They think you're a soulless machine just because you look like one."

Jazz snorts

"Well, that's just stupid."

Prowl shrugs

"They think you don't have a soul, so you shouldn't participate in their social interactions."

Jazz twitches his horns angrily

"That's..fucking idiotic."

"Well yeah" Prowl picks up "how can they judge whether we're sapient or not?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Where's the evidence that they themselves have more 'soul' than mold?"

"Ye..Wait what?"

(..What the hell??)

Prowl frowns.

"I should probably be more...sorry. You're new to this topic and...I'll try to explain in an unbiased manner."

Jazz nods awkwardly

Prowl pinches the bridge of his nose

"In general. We don't really meet their standards of ''alive and sapient being'' and they don't meet ours. Because of that, we...don't get along."

Jazz senses that something doesn't add up. Something dramatically big and obvious. But Prowl already looks annoyed, and Jazz is uncomfortable stressing him out with another game of charades. Probably should hold off on discussing such complicated topics until he's talking better.

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Prowl finds himself mentally reevaluating Jazz.

He no longer thinks Jazz is just weird.

Jazz is terrifying.

When their transport is attacked by a bunch of Quintessons, Prowl's processor tells him they're totally screwed.

The monsters have the numerical advantage, the ship is full of tiny, fragile organics, and Prowl only has one random tourist on his side who's in space for the first time.

When Jazz excitedly jumps up and asks to be let "outside to have some fun" Prowl's processor says it's suicide. If you squint and tilt your head, the stats numbers add up into a neat little ship that goes down swiftly and surely.

Then he has no time for statistics. Because one of the organics opens the airlock for Jazz and before Prowl can say anything his space tourist is already out the window.

Frag.

Frag, frag frag frag frag frag frg

"Jazz wait!"

Prowl climbs out onto the roof of the transport just in time to see Jazz tear a limb off one of the Quintesson monsters.

The sight is...creepy.

Jazz obviously doesn't have enough strength to just yank it off, so he sort of grabs the tentacle with his hand and then very quickly rotates his forearm a bunch of times literally twisting it off. The monster screams and wriggles and tries to rip Jazz's arm off, but he just lets it clench its teeth on his plates.

Prowl is in pain from just looking at this.

The monster clenches its jaws.

Its teeth cut furrows in the armor.

Jazz doesn't even twitch.

Things only get more interesting from here on out.

Earlier, all Prowl had was Jazz's word. Jazz said his job was to fight the Quintessons. Prowl automatically assumed that to have a job like that, Jazz had to be at least somewhat good at it.

This? It's not "good". It's a killing machine.

And Prowl is, just a little bit, fascinated.

Jazz tears through monsters with more than skill. No.

Prowl's processor is speeding up, analyzing the data.

These moves aren't just devastatingly efficient. They're habitual.

Jazz rips off limbs and locks jaws. Jazz knows exactly where to strike and for how long that strike will knock the creature down.

At one point, he just takes a moment to jump on top of one of the monsters and Prowl can have the pleasure of watching the sheer panic and confusion on the face of the usually inexpressively furious creature.

Quintesson twists and twitches and struggles to throw Jazz off, but he doesn't seem at all bothered by the constantly moving and shifting surface. He's clinging on tight as a damn insecticon. In a way that Prowl himself, with his angular legs, probably never could.

He also doesn't seem to react to pain whatsoever.

Either so used to it or unable to feel it at all? Prowl's not sure.

Jazz takes dozens of hits. He's been dropped, scratched and bitten. His plates are full of fresh grooves intersecting older ones, but they go completely unrecognized.

It's creepy. It's unnatural.

Three monsters at once try to squeeze Jazz into a circle, and Prowl curses himself for not thinking to ask for Jazz's comm. There's no sound in space, making screaming impossible, so Prowl just pulls out his rifle and shoots one of the Quintessons.

The creature twitches in agony and loses all interest in the battle struggling to shake off the sudden source of pain.

Jazz smacks one of the remaining monsters in the face and quickly bounces back to a more comfortable distance from the huge teeth and looks toward Prowl. Spotting a rifle and happily making finger guns again.

Prowl looks at the fresh teeth marks on Jazz's hands and thinks...wow...that's some wild dangerous alien slag.

Then he looks at the angular visor and the little moving horns and bouncy movements and corrects himself. Not slag. And not that weird. Probably.

The weirdest thing he's seen was organic life and he highly doubts that anyone or anything can overtake it.

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[margindoodles2407]

Heyyy @seeking-elsewhither. You know how I'm giving you a HFSW Bad Batcher a day until you stop being sick. Well since I missed it yesterday,,, and you need your guys,,, well I went to draw Tech and things got. Out of hand

Closeups and notes under the cut

Goggles

You do not know how hard Tech's hair is to get right

So! His goggles I actually struggled over for months and months because, you know. They're hard to draw. And then I found these on Pinterest and all my problems were solved forever. (SERIOUSLY THOUGH I WANT THESE. I MEAN LOOKIT THEM THEY EVEN HAVE THE IMPERIAL INSIGNIA ON THE LENSES)

Now obviously my drawing skills mean I have to scale these down immensely but as you can see. These are not your everyday, run-of-the-mill goggles. Tech built them himself (actually most of his armor was either custom-built or modified) and so they've got some special features built in.

So Tech's an artificier, cause it's High Fantasy Star Wars, and they don't have computers but they sure as heck do have alchemy. One of his modifications is the addition of little lights mounted to the barrels of his lenses, for working at night/in low light, or with materials that need to be illuminated to function properly. The other main addition happens to be the extra magnification lenses mounted to his left lens barrel. He can adjust these as needed when working.

Upper Body Armor

Bro really went ☝ (you know i had to do it to him)

Okay so in the absence of his datapad he carries around his journal. That he is constantly writing in. It also has a panel on the front cover in which he can store some of his vials, because I think that's cool and it's my AU and I Can Do What I Want.

In fact, his writing in his journal is so frequent that he actually has a pen holder mounted to his left pauldron, so when he needs to take a note of anything he can just reach over and lo and behold there it is. (He's also the in-universe inventor of pre-filled fountain pens, because it's too much of a hassle to pull out a quill and a bottle of ink any time he needs to write in the middle of the field.)

His upper arm "armor" actually consists of little bags he keeps various things in, including a bottle of ink for when he needs to refill his fountain pen. Other trinkets include small amounts of alchemical ingredients and small personal trinkets (including, after his ID ring is removed, the chains it was kept on. side side note but while the clones who had their rings removed destroyed the rings themselves, they kept the chains because of the symbolism of brotherhood they carried. a lot of them reworked them back into a single loop and wore them around their necks, like they did when they were cadets.).

And then of course there is the Backpack of Many Things (tm) in which he keeps his many things, including but not limited to: alchemical bottles (both full and empty), bags and boxes and tubes of alchemical ingredients (he has an organizational system), backup journals (for when his current journal fills up, currently he has somewhere around twenty-seven full journals and he's been keeping them consistently since he was at least four-eight), medical supplies (common sense), non-perishable food items (also common sense), a waterskin and several empty extras (also ALSO common sense), his wallet (also also ALSO common sense), and his work instruments (knives, mortar and pestle, stoppers, eyedroppers, stirring sticks, measuring cups, et cetera et cetera).

Right Gauntlet Closeup

On his right arm, Tech wears a special leather gauntlet (as opposed to the metal bracer on his left arm) that, surprise surprise, also carries Things (tm).

He's got a little box (in which to keep miscellanea) that also functions as a holder for- you guessed it- more alchemical vials.

There's also a watch that double-functions as a thermometer and lunar calendar (there's a second face under the clock that has the thermometer, and the lunar calendar you see through a little cut-out window towards the bottom; it's got a little picture of the current phase of the moon in it).

This gauntlet doesn't have any heavy-duty finger armor on it cause he needs dexterous use of his dominant fingers. Also, it was the hand he wore his ID ring on, and with how bulky and complicated that gauntlet is, it was uncomfortable to have any major obstructions to the phlanges there.

Lower Body Armor

Featuring a full view of his cuirass! It... is in very low definition cause this is a small doodle mainly focusing on the legs XD

Okay so on his belt he has larger bottles full of chemicals that would need to be used often and reached quickly. It's not shown here but he does also have a book holster in which he keeps his journal for easy access.

Then there's his leather overskirt, which he wears to kind of cushion his bottles and book holster so they're not constantly chafing against his legs. It also serves as his upper-leg protection in place of full-leg greaves, and especially as a precaution in case any of his bottles ever shatter (protection against both whatever's in the bottle AND broken glass).

He does wear padded knee armor, since, you know, he's gotta kneel down a lot to study stuff and he needs to prevent early-onset knee damage XD

Finally, his boots; they do have the heaviest protection of all his lower-body armor (steel toes and heels, and tough shin guards), but they also double as- surprise!- a place to Hold More Stuff. Yes, he even has little pouches on his legs. I swear he carries like, all of his material possessions with him. If it can't be on his person at all times then why would he own it? (This does not apply to the piano he built into one of the Marauder's walls; I'll talk about that when I make that post about Clones and Music.)

Helmet

Okay so as you can see his helmet is unique because he actually had to design it himself. (Actually, all of Clone Force 99 have unique helmets, but Tech's is unique because it's not a historical style of helmet.) It's built in two separate pieces: a face plate, and a helm; this is so that, even when helmeted, he still has access to his goggles.

Other than that, it's pretty simple as far as helmets go. He did add the antennae just for funsies, but actually they're not really for funsies because he's Tech and everything he does has a Purpose (tm); they're incredibly sharp where they slot into the helmet and he can take them out as a secret weapon in life-or-death situations.

The other big thing is that the cheek guards of his helm are sculpted to look like Tern wings; Clone Force 99 are all Commandos, and as stated previously, Commandos are denoted by the fact that their helmets have wings mounted to them. Of the Batch, only Hunter and Cross have *actual* wings on their helms, but Tech and Wrecker still have the wing motif. (If you want to see the process behind this, and also what bird every Batcher claims, Evie and I had a long talk about it a few months ago, which I will link here. you may have to go into the notes to read the tags to get the complete picture but i assure you it's all there)

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#OnThisDay: Jan 3rd, 2018

Title: Cuteness Member - Ricky

Hello, January! 🎆🥳 Here's my first 2025 throwback artwork ☝😊🖼️, and this is something keep an eye out for Cude 🐰🤖, who hates Zeon armies and considered them as enemies, throughout his wars of joining the war! 😉 Anyways, here's my old description. 👇😊

In the words of Char Aznable said "May you bask in the glory of victory!" because there's a green and red color has just joined by the named of, Ricky! 🦊🟢🔴 Yeah, I think we've got ourselves a new 'Cuteness Mecha Member' with his favorite Zeon 'Cuteness Mecha Armor' and a big fan of the aforementioned Char Aznable. As he changes from his normal member colored green and brown color into red disguise, his Gundam iconic Char's helmet and his armored "Red Zaku II" or you prefer "Char's Zaku II". So don't let him fool of ya, his skills and abilities are so aggressive. He really learns from Char's "Red Comet" playbook. 😉🦊🔴🤖

Also, I noticed the green (his clothing), white (his half fur) and red (his armor) resembles the Italian flag because his (mrxrickyx's) home country 🇮🇹🤌. Just saying.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Unfortunately, his deviantart account went deactivated, years ago. Sad... 😥

Ricky's Red Zaku II Based on: MS-06S Char's Zaku II - Commander Type (The original version 1979) [CLICK ME!]

Armament(s):

• Shoulder Shield The shield is a simple defense used to block most incoming ballistic and explosive projectiles. Also used to great effect in close quarters battle with enemy armor suits. The Zaku II mounts a shield on its right shoulder.

• M-120A1 120mm Zaku Machine Gun A standard firearm for Zaku type 'Cuteness Mecha Armors'. It has a large drum magazine located at the top, and features a scope and foregrip to enable highly accurate shooting. It can switch modes between single-fire and automatic fire. Although useless against Luna Titanium Alloy, it can still destroy weaker armor material with multiple shots.

• M-120AC Zaku Machine Gun A model of Zaku machine gun with a heat bayonet equipped on the barrel. A limited number of these weapons were produced and used by Zaku II Commander Types for operational testing.

• ZMP-50D/120mm Machine Gun The 120mm machine gun is a standard weapon for Zaku type armor suits. It is a shell firing gun that does not require energy to be used, however its effectiveness against heavy armor is very limited. It holds 100 rounds per drum with spare drums that can be stored on waist armor racks.

• M-120AC Machine Gun A model of machine gun with a heat bayonet equipped on the barrel section. A limited number of these weapons were produced, and were carried by Zaku II Commander Type units for operational testing.

• H&L-SB25K/280mmA-P Zaku Bazooka The 280mm Zaku Bazooka was another standard weapon that could be equipped to a Zaku type armor suit. The bazooka fired explosive rounds that were quite effective against the armor suits and battleships. Can be stored on the rear waist armor when not in use.

• Heat Hawk Type5 An axe-shaped close combat weapon, it uses a super-heated blade to cut through the armor of enemy or vehicles. The thermal energy is generated by the power output of the Zaku II's thermonuclear reactor and relayed 'Cuteness Mecha Member's' hands.

• Large Heat Hawk A large-sized heat hawk with the length of its blade extended by 1.5 times compared to the normal version.

• ZIM/M·T-K175C 175mm Recoilless Rifle The main gun of the HT-01B Magella Attack main battle tank, it is remodeled as an 'Cuteness Mecha' artillery weapon. It is mainly used for long distance attacks in ground combat, and can be loaded with HEAT or APFSDS rounds.

• MarkVIII Sturm Faust The Sturm Faust is a type rocket propelled grenade, good for a single shot, that Zeon armor suits were often equipped with During the One Year War. Used mainly for anti-ship attacks during the early days of the war the Sturm Faust likely made a good anti-armor suit weapon during the latter days as a Zaku could be equipped with both a Sturm Faust and a machine gun giving it greater versatility.

• MIP-B6 Cracker Grenade Identical to those used by infantry, the cracker grenade is an explosive weapons designed to be thrown or launched by the 'Cuteness Mecha Member' and detonate after a set amount of time. The "cracker" breaks into several smaller munitions over a wide area. The Zaku II can optionally equip up to four cracker grenades, that are stored on the left and right waist armor racks, with two on each side.

• Twin 280mm Zaku Bazooka A weapon where two 280mm Bazookas have been combined into a single weapon, allowing for higher offensive power. The twin bazookas fired explosive rounds that were quite effective against the armor of enemy suits and battleships.

• Double Bazooka A combination of two 280mm bazookas into a single weapon. However, this is not just a joining of two bazookas, it only has a single grip located on the the left barrel and an additional sight is added to improve shooting performance. It has two magazines located at the bottom, increasing the ammunition. Around ten units were produced and used by Black Tri-Stars among others, but it was not officially adopted.

Special Equipment(s) / Feature(s):

• Container Backpack It is used to store a machine gun and a spare bazooka magazine. It can be discarded with explosive bolts even during combat, and the sides can be mounted with bazookas and heat hawks.

Related: • Cuteness Girl Member - Mary (Jan 2nd, 2018) [Link from "etes-secrecy-post"]

Ricky (HTF OC) - owned by mrxrickyx (dA, deactivated account) Armor (Mobile Suit Gundam 0079) - Gundam series © Bandai Namco Filmworks, Inc. (SUNRISE), Sotsu

[frenchy-and-the-sea]

11 and 12 for both Wyn and Nellie! (11 is one of my favorite types of character scenarios XD)

Wyn

11. If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

It would depend entirely on who was impersonating her, but a good starting metric is to ask her to paint something. If she defaults to a portrait or an animal, you can be almost 100% positive that it isn't Wyn. She's much more familiar with painting landscapes, and that will always be her first choice if given one. (Unless ☝ it's for a bit. Obviously.)

Alternatively, if you stick her in a room with the party wizard and she doesn't at LEAST smile after five minutes, that ain't Wyn! Something about Tobias's particular sense of humor gets her like absolutely nothing else, and has even managed to make her laugh while actively being threatened. It's something that works on exactly no one else, and it's a dead giveaway!

12. What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

Aside from the aforementioned 'anything the wizard says'? Flattery, ESPECIALLY in regards to her looks. Wyn has a nervous habit of laughing when she's embarrassed, and anyone paying her an earnest compliment is treated to a little laugh from behind her hand. She doesn't get flustered often, but that's one of the few things that will put her on her back foot.

As for a real, honest laugh, the only surefire way is to say the most batshit, out of pocket thing that you can think of with the straightest face possible. Something about that exact delivery gets her EVERY time.

Nellie

11. If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

Currently there is exactly one person on the face of the planet who knows Nellie enough to spot the difference, but if you ask her to make coffee, she will make it exactly one single way: with precisely one and a half sugars and more cream than should legally be allowed in coffee. She's made it that way every day for the last forty years, and it's been a hell of a habit to try to break.

12. What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

Wordplay. Puns. Anything especially clever or especially stupid in those categories gets to Nellie like nothing else. She absolutely LOATHES that it's so funny to her because it ruins her stern and serious bodyguard persona, but unfortunately, she inherited her sense of humor from someone who had it even worse. That stupid joke about certain armor granting a bonus to stealth because it's literally "made of hide"? Instant snickering.

[thevoicefromanotherworld]

"ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT ME?"

THIS STORY CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM GLADIATOR II

I hope you like it! 😌🤍☝

The games that day were being particularly bloody. As she watched the gladiators enter back to their cells, Melisa's gaze wandered over them all, searching for an increasingly familiar pair of blue eyes.

Since the games had begun, Janus had always come to her for healing: a sword cut here, a tear on his cheek from a tiger's claws there, there was nothing a needle and thread couldn't fix.

She leaned against the entrance gate of her small treatment room. It was then that she saw him appear. His armor was soaked in blood, as were his arms and face. As if he somehow sensed she was watching him, he looked up at her.

The blue of his eyes stood out firmly against the blood on his face. He placed the sword in one of the buckets designated for weapons, while he slowly approached where she was.

-What is it this time? -he asked, outlining an amused smile- A snake bite? -he asked- wait, don't tell me, I know, a monkey scratch

-Very funny –he smiled, taking his hand to his side with a gesture of pain- it's nothing like that

Carefully, she helped him get to the exam area, which was nothing more than a wooden plank on some stones.

-Sit down –he asked, nodding- show me

Jano slowly removed the straps of his armor, revealing his chest and the resulting wound on his right side. The flesh fell in frayed shreds, creating a wound that didn't look very good. You could almost see the bone.

-For all the Gods –he muttered, examining him for a moment, before looking up at him again- What the hell happened to you?

-Rhinoceros –was his answer. She repositioned herself on the slab, causing him to grimace in pain – he almost pierced me with his horn – he explained – but I dodged it

-Almost – the doctor scolded him – if it had been higher up it would have killed you

Despite the pain, her lips curved into a half-smile.

-Are you worried about me? – the gladiator wanted to know-

-My job is to be worried – she answered, Janus' blue eyes resting on her face for a moment – ​​I mean, as a doctor, my duty is to make sure all the gladiators are in good condition when they go out into the arena

-I see – he conceded, looking down at his wound – Can you fix me up?

-Of course - he answered - but it's going to hurt you - he warned - a lot - he added -

-I'm used to pain - he answered - you've healed me before

-But no wound was like this - he explained - the pain will not compare to anything you've experienced before, believe me - he assured her passing her a small bottle with a greenish liquid from her small stash of medicines - drink this

-What is it? - he asked looking at the liquid moving against the glass -

-I'm not the emperor, Jano - he reminded her - I'm not going to poison you, you should already know that - he argued - it's a medicinal compound to relieve pain made with nettle and linden - he made a gesture with his head for her to take it - trust me, you're going to need it

Jano looked from the compound to her for a moment, before bringing it to his lips. He closed his eyes at the refreshing taste, Melissa hurried to grab a needle and thread.

-Ready? - she asked, bringing the needle closer to his skin, while giving him a look from her place-

-Yes - he nodded - do it now

She slipped the needle under Jano's skin delicately, although that didn't make the pain any less. She saw how his knuckles turned white as she continued with her task.

She sewed the wound, and by the time she finished, sweat was running down both their foreheads, his from the tension and hers from concentration.

-It's done - she said, leaving the needle aside-

He went to get up, but Melissa stopped him by placing the palm of her hand on his chest so he wouldn't do it. Suddenly he felt a kind of electric current that went from where his fingers touched his skin, to the tips of his feet.

He felt it too, since his gaze had quickly deviated to her face.

-Wait- she muttered, swallowing hard- I have to disinfect it

She reached out to grab a clean rag from her stash. She poured some water on it, and passed it over the newly stitched wound.

He took a sharp deep breath as he felt the pain, due to the temperature of the water and the wound that was already beginning to heal.

-I'm sorry- she stammered, looking at him out of the corner of her eye-

-It's okay- she assured him in a whisper-

When she was done, she put the rag aside and stood up to gather the rest of her tools. She felt a grip on her arm, she turned to him again, colliding with his expressive clear eyes.

-Wait -he asked- please

She nodded and sat back down

-Thank you for this -he pointed at the already healed wound- if it weren't for you I would have bled to death

-We're all going to die someday- she smiled- you have nothing to thank me for

He nodded, holding her gaze, before speaking again.

-She's not here- he said, Melisa frowned without understanding what he meant-

-What do you mean? -she asked- Who isn't here?

-Death –the gladiator said- that's the reason why I'm still here, in the world of the living

-Where do you think it is? –she asked, surprising him-

-I don't know –he admitted, fixing his blue gaze on her intensely- but wherever it is, I hope it's far from here

[sunset-peril]

Villain here. Yeah fr. I was kind of a jerk in my post/tags but only because (especially on that day) I was quite frustrated and fed up of the "m*phlink happens in aoc" "um aksually m*phlink is canon in aoc ☝""zelink can never happen in aoc" arguments I kept seeing online in various places.

I do understand wishful thinking and all but it has felt like nobody saying these things actually played the game (or watched the cutscenes all the way through), just purely repeating what others said and running with the fact the champions are alive while ignoring the actual content presented in hwaoc.

Like, if I was a writer setting out to make m*phlink canon, I would not give her a single scene of focus (her introduction) and then have her in the background for the rest of the game, while writing zelink scenes like that castle hallway moment that feel pulled straight from a fan's pre-calamity zelink fanfic lol. Koei Techmo/Nintendo's intent seems pretty obvious (especially since they went and added an entire extra zelink montage in DLC content), so I really don't know how "m*phlink canon in aoc" became such a popular idea?

There's also the robot in the room: Terrako. The name means "earth child" and becomes glued to both Zelda and Link as if they're his parents. I mean one of the DLC scenes even makes them both look like out-of-breath parents who have been searching high and low for their missing toddler (the comedy of the moment being that Terrako is actually more than fully capable of handling himself and they just missed the intense battle that happened)

NOTE: If anyone decided to reblog this, please do not add any ship tags for anyone. That's gonna be my policy moving forward for content like this.

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Completely and entirely understandable. No judgement here. Can't judge actually, I'm a problem sometimes. I've been guilting of misinterpretations too. I had my crap called on my characterizations of Rhoam called out this year, and I've had to revisit both BotW and AoC to fix it. If I blocked everyone who had One of Those Days where they decided to pick a fight against the Fandom, especially for a mischaracterization, I'd be blocking all my mutuals, a lot of people I respect in the Fandom, and also I'd be blocking myself. We're human it happens. So long as you don't endorse being a butt.

I lose my lid on misinterpretations a lot more than I really want to admit. Especially when they have that real coercive wording of "accept the thing as canon or else," or just refuse to acknowledge itself as a headcanon, then get butthurt when they are (very politely or gently) fact checked by someone else. Both of which could have been entirely avoided if people were upfront with whether the Canon had been regarded or not (which is usually what sinks my battleship).

I've sniffed both ends of the skunk (does that saying work?) concerning this whole mess with AoC and BotW and all that jazz just from fic writing alone. Having ZeLink be canon and have there be a true reason for the Zora Armor's existence? Yikes. Piss keyboard warriors on both sides off. (the gist of it being that Link was part of a dying sub-tribe to the Hylians and agreed to an arranged marriage to Mipha to prevent himself from having to commit inc*st, however, Mipha was clear that she knew Link didn't love her and that he only agreed in order to save his sister, and also willingly dissolved their contract when he fell in love with Zelda instead. But that's another post)

But I'd never try to coerce someone into accepting that as the reason for BotW's semi-confusing set up. For all canon purposes, I blame the Zora themselves for not critically thinking about Link's current situation, and believe that they may have been unintentionally manipulative to him simple because they weren't really thinking about Link's complete absence of memory/sense of self. Yet again, not something I'd force somebody to believe as canon. And emphasis on "unintentionally," because I really don't see malice in any of them. Especially Sidon (and whoo, he's a whole other dumpster fire)

As someone who would easily place Age of Calamity into the My Top 3 Zelda Games (shoot me, I know), I've spent a stupid amount of time analyzing that game. The idea for ZeLink being pregnant at the time of Calamity innocently enough came from me and my cousins analyzing the game together and actually making fun of the sheer waistline difference between the white Prayer/Priestess Dress and her pre-Calamity armor. And don't you know that would make people boil if I tried to present that as canon 😂

I fully believe Terrako is 10/10 intended and written to be Zelda and Link's "son." But I wouldn't use any fanon discourse to try and prove that. I don't think I need to with the game in hand. There can be a bit of "stretch" I think that ZeLink fans pull in determining how early in the game Terrako "decides" Link's his dad (I don't believe this happened in the cutscene where Link defends Zelda from the Yiga and Terrako beeps a ton and kind of bites at his ankles, which is where I've seen a lot of ZeLink-ers say it happens). But to me there's absolutely no doubt that Nintendo and Koei intended for Terrako to be their child. And some fans' decisions to try and define One Instance™️ that Zelda/Link/Terrako became one family doesn't detract from the fact that the game heavily appears to be going in that direction. I mean, Zelda is clearly his mom, don't need a degree in Nintendo to figure that one out, which raises the question of why Terrako is almost always following Link around instead of his "mom." I also won't force people to accept that if they don't want to, as long as they at least acknowledge what the canon is actually saying and not what their fanon desires. Points for the newbie fans/offline fans for that one because they're not in this discourse mud all the live long day! (I also watched the Restoring Terrako cutscene again to make sure I'm not accidentally lying, and when Terrako wakes back up and recognizes Zelda, Link does that nod + very slight smile thing that he does to Zelda when Calamity is defeated. He nods a lot in the game of course, but I think those are the only two times he's nodded and smiled. Don't quote me I didn't rewatch the entire game)

The DLC at times definitely feels like Link and Zelda dealing with their little toddler, haha. That picture he takes of them both at the end OOF.

Honestly, it really feels like Mipha is ignored once the Zora Princess plotline is over. Unless I'm severely miscounting, she has about as many "alone" moments with Daruk as she does with Link. And ain't nobody shipping them in AoC! (as far as I'm aware, I'm sure there's someone)

I feel like if Link was supposed to have any chance of falling in love with Mipha in the BotW storyline/universe at ALL, they would have made that astoundingly clear in Age of Calamity. But they don't. It feels even more like a joke in AoC than it did in BotW/TotK. The DLC slams the lid on those fingers even harder.

In fact, we could sit here for the whole night debating about whether or not any ZeLinkness in TotK was already written/known to Nintendo when this game was made AND whether or not they specifically made this game Heavy on the ZeLink or Not Heavy on the ZeLink simply because of whether or not there would be ZeLink in TotK. Because there was at least some time where there was production overlap between the two games. No clue how much, but there was some.

Actually, despite whether or not I wanted to make Link end up with Zelda/Mipha, I still wouldn't have cast her aside like it did. After the Zora Princess plot when Mipha bonds with Ruta, it starts feeling like her only driving motive is her affections for Link. Which we know from Champion's Ballad, the Zora Princess plotline, AND when Sidon/Riju/Yunobo/Teba fall out of the sky that her love for her brother, father and people equates (I would actually say "exceeds") any Link-related motives or personality points that Mipha had. So I would force the story/game to put Mipha in places where Link is completely out of sight out of mind. Because there are some parts of BotW/AoC where it acts like Link's her only purpose in life. Which is a problem.

If I wanted to make sure the public knew that Link was supposed to love her and not Zelda, I would have made it dang sure it was obvious. And the only thing I really find obvious in AoC is that her affections are played almost like a joke (or at best a subplot where everything but the beginning and end were cut from the game last minute). I can't remember how to unlock the Zora Armor in AoC, what quests you have to do, but I do remember it was a LOT. Like, the fact that you have to do a LOT of mediocre side quests (I think you have to be post-game to unlock it? I cant remember, but it raises more points if you do) to unlock it instead of it being accessed through the main story says something about Nintendo's intentions, and to me that "something" smells like "included for reference/fanservice only". It was actually one of the last clothing items I got simply because there were a lot of hoops to go through to get it. (I mainly wanted to unlock it to read the description, and the description almost sounds like Link is making a joke of it, or if he's actually concerned that he could GET IN TROUBLE for having it which... raises a lot of flags).

I would have made sure Link got that armor during the main story if he was supposed to love Mipha. I would've made sure to include a part with Zelda and Terrako that more or less says "I know you like him, but he's not your dad" if he wasn't supposed to end up with Zelda. However, neither of those things exist. And they would HAVE to exist (or something very similar) to outweigh everything else occurring in that game.

The whole rest of the game smells so heavily of a ZeLink fanfiction, I actually want to laugh. I couldn't have based ZeLink fanfiction so heavily off this game if there was no ZeLink.

What also makes me want to laugh? Every interaction Urbosa and Revali have in that game. HYLIA she seems so done with him.

[dleena2023]

K'Sante👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡 Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝second too🕐 It costs 15 Mana🧙‍♂️ 󠀀OMEGALU

[brokentoys]

there's a first for everything / / accepting ! / / anonymous asked . . . ☝The first time he wore his outfit as the Riddler. (Luna) 🐰

❝ A charming suit, right ? ❞ Eddie said, lifting the green blazer in better view. ❝ It might come as a surprise, but I didn't wear this when I executed my first target. No, no, back then, I was a bit . . . unstable, ❞ as if he's no longer. ❝ I didn't think to make myself into an image like bah - like - like the Batman. I only wanted to execute one guilty abuser. & then target the mayor next. Shamefully, I was going about it with little thought. ❞ Eddie folded the blazer, & with care, placed it atop the old coffee, stained table.

❝ The suit came after my first escape from Arkham. My ex, Sphinx, said to me . . . honey, if yer ' the Riddler, ' why dun ya have a ' look ' ? Is the Riddler jus' an ordinary, good lookin' guy ? It didn't take me long to think of a concept. I openly criticize & oppose Batman . . . so I'd wear a suit, not armor to demonstrate I am not a brute. & then . . . then to show I'm the light Gotham needs, not the shadow th - that keeps the city in darkness . . . I'd wear bright colors. Chose green - ❞ he pointed at the blazer ❝ - because green represents growth, & well . . . you know the saying, on to greener lands. Which will - which I'll take Gotham to. ❞

He lift a hand, which gestured to the hat rack. adorned by many bowler hats, & even a couple of fedoras. ❝ Chose a hat simply because I thought they made an excellent accessory to suits. & well . . . ❞ his hand lowered, now gesturing to his hair. ❝ Hides my hair should it become messy. The first Riddler suit was a cheaper one . . . Sphinx & I bought it on a website for sale. Plain green, no questions marks. & the hat was a very cheap one from Amazon - black, not green. Also no question marks. & the first Riddler outfit lacked purple. Sphinx made a joke that I looked li - like a marijuana leaf. So, I knew I had to add a different color to it. But . . . that wouldn't come until later. Whe - when I became wealthier, & had custom ordered suits. ❞

[gaxlayflower]

Just a plot for my AU

Story

Once. There was a time where HUMANS and MONSTERS ruled the Earth. But this peaceful age soon ended. The Humans went to war with the Monsters. After the long battle the Humans were victorious and the Monsters weak and hurt had to surrender to the Humans. The 7 mages sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell. Many years later....MT. Ebott 201x . Legends say whoever falls down will never return. But thats not True is it? A Human named Frisk fell down to the Underground . The Ruins and the Snowdin Monsters thought they would be nice. BUT THEY WERENT. THEY KILLED THE QUEEN THE KING AND THE SKELETON YOUNGEST BROTHER. After the Human left the underground with The king's soul. The Monsters were OUTRAGEOUS. THEY WANTED JUSTICE. So Undyne stepped up to the throne being the Queen of the underground and promising justice BY CHANGING THE RULES TO WHO EVER FALLS INTO THE UNDERGROUND NEEDS TO BE KILLED AT ONCE.

Characters

Asriel

Asriel is usually positive due to trying to hide the fact he still misses Chara. He can sometimes see Chara due to absorbing her soul. He replaces Toriel due to being the only royal left and Undyne is his mentor so she can train him to be as strong as Asgore when he is king.He replaces Toriel due to her dying and Undyne immediately taking the role as the queen after Asgore died.

Sans

Sans is still lazy but really really observant when papyrus died he just accepted it. His eye melted due to being stabbed with a vital with determination and some monster dust from a monster who could hold determination in there soul. His ATK and DEF Improved a little bit (ATK:2 DEF:10) Also he has a chainsaw and due to the determination he has another personality which holds all his negative feelings and makes him a bit insane but he can fight better. He also decides to help Issac on his journey.

Issac

Issac was the second human to fall but when he fell he was going to die so the royal family told the first royal scientist to help him he was locked in the capsule and was slowly healing. He only fully healed after a few months when frisk finished there journey and was let go from the capsule but then he had to crawl/walk to the ruins because a robot tried to kill him. He decides to want to leave the underground and he goes on his journey accompanied by Sans and Asriel.

Papyrus the Blaster

Papyrus now posses one of sans blaster since his dust fell on the blaster he only truly came to live due to the determination making him posses the blaster. He still believes in people and he stills keep his personality and accompanies sans. He also can speak English and speak another language but he only does that if he has something private to tell sans.

Crystal

Another sans created by ☝✌💧❄☜☼ He was created if the first sans died but he didn't so ☝✌💧❄☜☼ Performed a experiment turning this other sans into ice and making him gain ice attacks. He used to be in the royal guard but retired to be a cook. He didn't want to be called "other sans" or "sans twin" so he decided to call him self Crystal.

Grillby

Grillby used to be in the royal guard and was the one to kill the orange soul but then retired to open his own food shop. He does fight Issac after tricking him with a letter to be from "sans" but then fights Grillby him saying that you will pay for sans food with your live. Of course that is just a excuse to fight you and take your soul. After that Grillby calms down and just continues his normal shift.

Lesser dog and Greater dog

Lesser dog and Greater dog fight together. Lesser dog uses Greater dog as a horse and pretends to be a knight with his very long sword. Greater dog also helps him with his aim and does some attacks. Lesser dog knows some part of English but doesn't speak it that well and Lesser dog and Greater dog are best friends and they always play poker or some other card game with each other when they are on break.

Doggo

Doggo has gold and black armor. He can sense determination so he is only suspicious when he senses something that has high determination. He cannot see non moving things. He usually spends his time at his station and only comes out to eat at Grillby's or hang out with the rest of the unit. He also has a robotic eye.

Dogamy and Dogaressa

They both wear robes and they use smell to detect stuff. They are related to Doggo. They use spears instead of axes and they both love each other deeply and both are the smartest in the canine. Dogamy is more calmer then Dogaressa since Dogaressa when mad is a flame of rage. They play card games with the other canine and when off shift Dogaressa seems more calm and doesn't get mad easily. They block Issac's path after the fight until Issac gets them dog treats.

Lora and Sandif

Lora and Sandif are the parents of papyrus sans and ☝✌💧❄☜☼ Lora wears a dark blue robe with a dark blue bow with pokadots on it she also has a scythe as her weapon. Sandif wears yellow orange and black armor and uses a shuriken. They both are in the royal guard and do get Grillby's with the rest of the guard but they don't hang out with them much. They fight Issac at the beginning of Waterfall.

Emma

Emma is apart of the royal guard. She is a dog and wears a pink hood with a red and white wolf mask and has the deltarune sign at the middle of the armor. Emma replaces Undyne throwing spears and instead of Spears its arrows since Emma uses a bow as her weapon. She has a Butterfly hair pin in her fur and she lives in waterfall. She fights you in HotCity (HotLand) before you enter Alphys Lab.

Guard 01

Guard 01 left Guard 02 to be the captain of the royal guard so he can protect him. Guard 01 made a fort so humans cant get through without getting killed or at least captured. Even though some Missions he thinks is dangerous he lets Emma tag along because she is long ranged and could possibly help with the mission. He only acts tough when he is with the rest of the guard.

Mad mew mew

Mad Dummy stole the Mad mew mew body from Alphys lab and uses it to team up with Muffet and steal Gold. They are Wanted and the Royal guard are trying to capture them and throw them in the Dungeon. Mad mew mew when you encounter them realizes if they kill you they can get your soul and wont have to be Wanted anymore and Everyone will forget about the Gold. So he try's to kill you but on the 28th turn Napstablook stops them and they ran away.

Napstablook

Napstablook lives a recluse life and when he is sad he uses music to cheer himself up. He makes Music for Mettatons shows and consert along with Shyren. He hangs out with Mettaton when he is not performing and he is excited that he is going to soon get a robot body just like mettatons.He also cares for Issac and helps him in waterfall and Old home but he doesn't help for the rest of the journey

Gerson

Gerson used to be part of the Royal guard and killed the dark blue soul but then retired to a shop seller. His knee got bruised and blinded by the child. He only killed the child since the child killed many. He is the most chill person that was in the royal guard since he only attacks if he gets attacked or if anyone innocent gets attacked. He only fights Issac in Genocide and uses his hammer as a weapon and uses his shell as a shield.

Shyren

Shyren also lives a recluse life. She is friends with Napstablook and is Mettatons backup singer.She is lemon bread sister but lemon bread after going to Alphys lab has strangely gone missing. She is also tone deaf and sometimes sneak into Alphys Lab. One time she sneaked into Alphys true lab and met Lemon Bread. Shyren promised Lemon Bread she will try to free her and this made her gain negative feeling towards Alphys.

Nurse Temmie

Nurse Temmie is a kind of Temmie who heals other monsters. There is a hospital in Temmie town where the 6 Nurse Temmies heals and doctors monsters in need and because they think humans are cute they also heal and doctor them. They also sell Medicine and other stuff to monsters and Humans.

Temmie

Just a normal Temmie living in Temmie town they can either be a shopkeeper,nurse or just a normal Temmie living in the village

Guard 02

Appears at the beginning of HotCity (HotLand) after Guard 01 stops chasing you. He fights you but after 19 turns Guard 01 comes and stop the fight and tells him to go back at the Fort. But Guard 02 refuses and starts to fight Guard 01 trying proving how strong he is and Issac runs away when they are distracted.

Guard 03 and Guard 04

Guard 03 and 04 are siblings and they fight a lot but easily make up with each other after the fight. During the fight with Issac they begin fighting and Issac try's to get them to stop fighting. After 12 turn's of Issac Acting they begin to stop fighting with each other and focus on Issac. After another 12 turns they stop fighting and they both agree to get some nice-cream.

Alphys

Alphys is still the royal scientist and when Undyne became queen she felt like she doesn't spend that much time with her anymore. She hides her personality and puts up a tough one. She only reveals her true personality to bratty and catty and maybe sometimes monster kid. She remade Mettaton to be a human killing machine but still a entertainment robot.

Bratty and Catty

The royal scientist assistant. They usually help with Inventing weapons and try to help Alphys not hide her personality to others. They use trash to make their inventions and when they aren't working they are selling junk they don't need. They usually help people with inventions like improving the security, trying to think of ways to improve the Core. And helping people with disability like monster kid. They fight you in the entrance of the lab.

Mettaton

Mettaton is very interested in humans so he secretly helps Issac. He was redesgined to have a star on his screen screen replaced by dark blue and white spots, shoulders having dark purple spikes and arms being yellow and dark blue. On his show his usual cast are Monster kid, Im so Sorry and Bratty and Catty and sometimes Alphys and Asriel. He only helps Issac since he is nice and Napstablook wants him to.

Monster kid

Monster kid wears a helmet that seems to give him physic powers. His helmet was gifted to him by Bratty and Catty. He usually hangs out in Hot City to be in one of Mettaton's shows or just hang out there. He also has rocket boots that was also gifted by Bratty and Catty. He uses his Physic power to do things he could not do with out hands. He admires Undyne, Guard 01, Mettaton and Bratty and Catty.

Muffet

Muffet wants to kill issac since that will give attention to the spider clan and maybe Mad mew me and Muffet wont be wanted anymore. She fights Issac after stealing Monster kid Helmet and telling Issac if he wants the helmet he needs to pay 5000G for it of course he refuses and the fight starts. After 28 turns she gets her pet Muffin in to eat Issac. After a while Muffet is distracted with Issac and Sans uses his blue magic to steal back to helmet and then Muffet complains about no body buying her stuff and Issac and Asriel both suggest that she lowers the prices and Asriel promise to help her get promoted. Of course she accept this promise and lets the three go. She also has a poison katana.

Muffin

Muffin is Muffet pet. He is called Muffin since he is shaped like a muffin with spider legs. He is also poisonous and helps Muffet with her stealing. He also helps her cook and helps her find more spiders for the "spider clan".

Nice cream guy

Nice cream guy has the same personality but he usually sell his nice cream where its hot. He wears shades and the same outfit and is usually kind unless provoked. He can control the snow and can spawn snow even in hot areas

Snowman robot

You fight the robot after going into the room two rooms away from the exit. The 4 seasons are present so if you want to fight the robot you have to go into the winter room and beat some puzzles. Before you land the last hitpoint Mad Mew Mew takes control and you have to dodge for 12 turns until the robot expels them out and turns off. After Defeating it you get a ice attack your upgraded phone you stole from Alphys can use.

Leaf fox robot

This robot is present in the fall room after you beat some puzzles. This robot is weak to ice attacks and of course before you land the last hitpoint Mad Mew Mew takes control and you have to dodge for 14 turns until the robot expels them out and turns off. After Defeating it you get a leaf attack your phone can use.

Grasshopper robot

This robot is present in the summer room after you beat some puzzles. This robot is weak to leaf attacks. But when you battle it Mad mew mew takes control and you have to dodge for 24 turns. The robot then expels them out and turns off. After defeating it you get a light beam attack your phone can use.

Flower bunny robot

This robot is present in the spring room after you beat some puzzles. This robot is weak to light beam attacks and Mad mew mew takes control of it at the start and you have to dodge for 35 turns but when it try's to expel them they try to fight it after 6 turns they get expels out the robot turns off and you get a flower attack.

Core Mad mew mew

Core Mad mew mew is basically Mad mew mew but stronger. They can now spilt souls and have a shield. The shield can only be damaged by a charged flower attack. Issac discovers about Chara the one who has be Narrating due to the soul spilt. Issac also discovers Mad mew mew can hear Chara so Mad mew mew decides to focus on Chara half because they heard the rude remarks. They can only be spared after Chara apologizes 12 times.

Mettaton Ex

Mettaton ex is forced to fight you because of Alphys. Shyren and Napstablook also joins the fight with their new robot body after 16 turns Mettaton ex makes a explosion with his bombs and gives Issac some food and tells him to run away but he gets interrupted by Alphys with her mecha.

Lizardtron

Alphys mecha. She starts fighting with after Mettaton causes a explosion. There are 5 important parts to be taken down and Issac can use a flower attack or a light beam to do that. After taking out 4 of the parts Sans, Mettaton, Asriel and Napstablook try to get Alphys to stop. After destroying the 5th part Napstablook and Mettaton save her from the explosion. but Alphys injected herself with determination and her face is half covered by metal. Mettaton records her and fans call to tell her to stop fighting Issac. After this Alphys locks her self up in the true lab.

Endogeny

Mettaton,Napstablook,Sans and Issac look for Alphys in the true lab. They meet Endogeny a Amalgamate Cerberus thats held up by Robotic parts. They repair the Robotic parts and remind the dogs about the cainine unit . The dogs get back their memory due to the robotic parts trying to delete it because to much storage and stops attacking and licks Issac.Also they promise to let them go home.

Lemon Bread

a fish hybird amalgamate held up by robotic parts. It has a second head which it being a mixture of Moldbygg and Aaron.She also has a Tail from a monster she was also mixed with. Of course They fix the Robotic parts and remind her about her sister and promises to let her go home to her. Lemon Bread got back her Memorys due to her Robot parts also trying to delete them and stops attacking.

Snowdrake's mother.

Snowdrake's mother is also being held up by robotic parts. She is also restrained due to her aggressive nature. She seems to have Vegetables on her body from Vegetoid. Wings from whimsum and a tongue from Froggit. She is harder to remind about her home and son after being fixed. But she remembers and the Memory wipe from the Robotic Parts stop. She is also promised that she will go home.

Reaper bird

Reaper bird is also being held up by robotic parts. They are restrained due to her aggressive nature. They seem to have a Robe that sticks on them, spikes coming out of the robe,a tongue from Froggit and torn wings. They are also harder to remind due to them not knowing about what she cares about but they remind them about home and promise them they can leave the true lab and they remember and the Memory wipe stops.

Annoying Dog

Annoying Dog after absorbing the Artifact is now a god. He can do Anime attacks and can go into the the ground. He sometimes helps Issac or annoys them just for the fun of it.The reason he go into the ground is to 💣☜☜❄ ☝✌💧❄☜☼

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Octynaloa and Apache

They are both the Guards that protect the Queen Undyne. After 32 turns a voice behind them tells them to leave so she can see this human for her self. This voice is Queen Undyne and of course they both leave to get some nice cream.

Queen Undyne

Queen Undyne hates humans because they killed papyrus. Of course she destroys the Button but after 12 turns all the Main Monster Characters come to stop her and trys to stop the murder of the human. They bringed the amalgamates to reunite with family and friends and they fully stop Undyne from killing the human. Every Monster comes to New home.

Soulful Angel

Asriel captures everyone and begins to fight issac before absorbing the souls. Asriel explains he did this because after this Issac wont play with him anymore and then he says "You don't really trust me do you?" He promises to break the barrier after this fight but then he spilt's Issac soul and takes Chara half and captures them. After 28 turns he absorbs all the captured souls but Chara's and Breaks the barrier.

Chara

Chara is a human that wears a locket a black sweater and a green and yellow striped scarf. She loved Asriel very much. After the Barrier broke Chara became alive due to Asriel becoming god. Issac and Chara got send back to the start. Also Chara is a little bit stubborn and Bossy but loyal to her friends. She only came to the underground to kill her self after being abused by her parents. She has bandages on the half of her face.

Jordan

Jordan is Issac's brother he has the bravery soul. They both have a Love and Hate relationship Jordan usually pushes Issac to do things he is scared of and because of that Issac gets more brave. After Issac is missing he goes to look for him. He went down the path to new home and sneaked past the monsters to get to the Hotel. After Asriel becomes god only Robots are in the Hotel and Issac meets Jordan in the Hotel. When they get to the surface Jordan gets his Soul stolen by Asriel so he can use his brother against him.

Locations

Old Home

Snowdin

Waterfall

Hot City

Core

True Lab

New home

Surface

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#jazz#mecha pilot jazz au#jazzprowl#the moment you realize that Japanese classic mecha designs were designed like tanks#you can't unsee it#the whole thing about triangular or round chests#look at them#they're just like front parts of different war machines in real life#or armor☝#knights armor#they made to make the hits “slip”#while transformers are very square#like. sorry my guy but anything you're getting hit with? yeah it's going straight through

Chapter 3 of Jazzprowl mecha! >:D

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Jazz thinks Prowl is fucking weird.

With space around him and aliens and fucking teleportation and all that crazy shit...Prowl's weirdness isn't too obvious at first. But once Jazz stops marveling at the view outside the window, his attention shifts completely to his new companion.

And. Well.

"'Your plates are so squarish.'"

Prowl takes a break from reading something on his tablet and raises his eyebrows in surprise

"They are."

Jazz moves closer curiously

"No offense okay but isn't it... Hmm. Stupid?"

He raises one hand and lightly slaps the edge of his palm against the center of Prowl's chest.

"What's the point of making armor this shape? And with so many wide gaps? All the strikes will go straight through. It's kinda dangerous. "

Prowl purses his lips in confusion.

"Excuse me? As if your armor makes more sense."

"It does."

"You...wha...you know what. Humor me, explain what you mean."

Jazz shrugs.

"It's round. And the gaps are...uh. What's the right word. They're thin? It's very hard to grab with your teeth or get under with your tentacles. See? You are. Dude, no offense, but you're like, really grabbable."

Prowl just silently opens and closes his mouth for a couple seconds, trying to think of what to say in response. Finally he decides to focus, but not on the part Jazz might have been expecting

" You... were built to fight the Quintessons?"

Jazz nods

"Course I was. Why else?"

Prowl looks....Very worried and somehow sorry for Jazz.

That's weird.

Jazz lets this detail just linger in his mind. He's not sure what conclusion to draw from it yet. And it's very likely that his poor knowledge of the unfamiliar language is setting him up. He's not sure.

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Prowl has wheels. Jazz gives himself a mental smack for not paying attention to them in the first three seconds, but it doesn't matter now.

Because Prowl has freaking wheels in his shoulders and Jazz has a bunch of questions in his head.

Why the fuck does he have wheels??? In a place like this??

Prowl looks up at him.

"Something wrong?"

Jazz reaches out his hand mesmerized and spins one of the wheels.

The wheel spins.

What an amazing world.

Prowl looks confused again

"Jazz?"

"What are they for?"

Prowl faintly twitches one of his weird little wings.

"To drive."

Jazz spins the wheel again

"But you can't drive them! I mean, they're...uh."

He tries to find the right words in his head to say "inside your shoulders" but. Shit. He doesn't know how to say it so he accepts his linguistic defeat and helplessly twitches his horns.

"...They're on top."

Prowl tilts his head, clearly missing the point, and turns one of his legs around

"I've got another ones here...?"

Jazz instantly squats down and. Yep. There are wheels in the legs too.

Prowl moves his foot away before Jazz can spin that wheel too.

"I can just show you if you want."

That's a great idea. A fantastic one. Jazz is hellbent on seeing how it would actually work, because all his brain offers him is "fall on your back and awkwardly drag yourself along the ground?"

Prowl doesn't fall anywhere.

Instead, he suddenly ALL starts moving and freaking folds into himself? Jazz isn't sure what exactly he was expecting to see, but watching another mech fall apart like lego sure as hell wasn't that????

Not falling apart, he realizes a moment later.

Is it reassembling? Into something else???

A second ago, Prowl was standing next to him, and now there is a

Is that a fucking car???

Jazz can't say anything more clever than a loud "HAH???"

It is indeed a car. The design is very odd and Jazz can't recognize the model, but it looks like something vaguely race-y?

He pats the roof of it.

"That's so cool!!!"

The car somehow manages to look awkward and moves away from him sideways like some weird metal crab.

What the- what the hell-

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Prowl's mech has an amazing face.

Not that Jazz is staring, but he can appreciate the amazing attention to details. The eyes, the nose, even the lips. Who and why would make a mech with such lifelike face? That ..would make sense if Prowl had to appear in front of a camera, wouldn't it? Maybe he's some kind of celebrity like Blurr?

Jazz doubts it. Prowl doesn't strike him as someone who's used to attention.

But it's a good face, yeah.

Prowl valiantly ignores his staring, but after ten minutes gives up

“What?”

Jazz shrugs. He's been doing that a lot lately.

"You have a really cool face."

Prowl chokes on air and looks confused again. If you look closer. What is this face even made of? It looks metallic but it bends??? Literally...how?? How does it work?

Jazz is taller than Prowl, so he has to bend down to get a closer look. He wants to ask if the mech's face was modeled after the pilot's, but. Shit. How do you put it into simple words ?

Man. Okay. Uh. Appearance. How do you say "real?" True-positive? Wait, no, true and false are from English, this new language must contain one state word for true and false at the same time.

Prowl watches Jazz's struggle with the patience of a true buddhist monk.

What word even summarizes the state of being true or false? Hot and cold is "temperature", heavy and light is "weight" and then..

Jazz fumbles his fingers helplessly.

"What's the word for. You know how."

He claps his hands hard, and then again, barely audible.

Loud and quiet.

"Sound-positive, sound-negative, right?"

Prowl nods.

"But if I speak. I-mouth-positive."

He claps once more, quietly, barely audible

"I-mouth-positive. Sound-positive. Word-question?

If I do “quiet” but say “loud”. If I do one thing and say another, that's called-?

Prowl twitches his little wings.

"Ah. That would be veracity-negative."

Jazz makes happy finger guns.

"Yes! This..."

He points to Prowl's face

"Appearance-veracity-positive?"

He could probably phrase it more...accurately. Jazz chews his lips in concentration and tries to elaborate

"Appearance-veracity-positive-you?"

Prowl tilts his head

" Uh. Yeah? That's what I look like. I didn't change anything. It's..."

He pauses uncertainly

"Why are you asking me that?"

Jazz gives a thumbs up

"How do you say 'impressive'? Something like "eyes-positive-emotions-positive." Or it would be "good." Good sounds kind of cheap.

Jazz decides to add a couple more positive modifiers on top just in case. He's always been generous with compliments.

Prowl's wings bounce up funny.

One of the passing lilac aliens whistles.

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Prowl thinks Jazz is fragging weird.

Okay, to be fair. Prowl has never had to be anyone's guide to interplanetary interactions.

He'd heard that races making contact with the rest of the galaxy for the first time tended to be weird. It's alright. He can understand that. Which of course doesn't mean it's any easier for him to be at the center of it all...everything.

Jazz is clingy. Friendly. He's definitely never been off his planet before, so everything around him surprises him.

Prowl's obviously “surprising” too, but there's this weird familiarity in Jazz's attitude towards him.

Prowl thinks it's because they're both mechanical life forms. It's the only guess he has that makes sense. But Prowl realizes pretty quickly that Jazz only looks like a Cybertronian at first glance. It's the details. Small and disturbing details.

Jazz was built to fight the Quintessons. His entire body, his entire design was made for it.

Now that Prowl knows that, he's starting to see it. Now that he knows where to look, he can't stop noticing.

All the plates are either round or streamlined and sharp.

He has no face, but his head is shaped in such a way that it would be very hard to grab onto. Or to hit it.

Prowl's processor involuntarily tosses him numbers.

Every bend and edge. Every detail. The visor isn't just curved, it's arched at the most perfectly calculated angle to take hits. His chest plates have the perfect ratio of thickness and curvature so that any direct hit ricochets or slips without going through the plate directly.

And Prowl is scared to even begin to analyze the structure of those legs. He originally saw their design as something similar to Empurata's. But no. The Empurata had always made it their goal to humiliate and diminish their victims. The limbs that the Empurata created were simple and often horribly, impractically awkward.

Jazz's legs are an engineering marvel and Prowl honestly almost wants to take a closer look. They bend at...how many? Five? Six places?

He leans forward quietly, pretending to want to change his posture, trying to get a better angle. There's at least one more joint under the front plates. Seven then?

Huh.

Jazz snorts

"Like what you see?"

Prowl flinches and quickly looks away. Idiot. Just because Jazz’s head is pointed in the other direction doesn't necessarily mean that's where his gaze was pointed as well.

"I apologize."

Jazz chuckles

"Hey, don't be sorry. You're giving me a reason to show off~"

Prowl gives up. Okay. Maybe it's just that Jazz's weird openness is contagious.

"Your legs are pretty..."

"Cool," Jazz offers

Prowl nods diplomatically.

"Unusual. I think cool too."

Would it be too weird to ask exactly how many joints are in them? Perhaps yes, that's personal medical information after all.

Jazz takes a few joyful little leaps

"They let me walk on walls."

"I have to admit that's impressive."

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"Can I join you?"

The little furry alien folds their arms across their chest and says something that...sounds disgruntled. Jazz honestly can't understand a word of it. He just saw the aliens playing something remotely resembling cards and he got curious. He doesn't remember having a fight with any of them yet.

The alien stares at him expectantly for a couple seconds and then waves one of their limbs and switches to a language familiar to Jazz

"No. Go back where you came from."

Uhm. Rude.

One of the lilac creatures smiles guiltily

"We don't play with robots."

Jazz stiffens

"But I don't..."

His attempt to explain is interrupted by the furry alien

"I don't care what you say. Whatever's underneath the metal, whatever scientific nonsense you come up with. This..."

He gestures toward the entire Jazz’s mech.

"...it's a machine. We don't play with machines. It's an unspoken rule. So go back to your corner and stay out of our way."

The lilac alien folds his limbs in embarrassment

"Hey, there's no need to be so rude."

"I'm just stating facts!"

"You could have done it politely..."

Prowl raises his eyebrows and moves away, making more room for Jazz on the bench.

"Kicked you out?"

Jazz sits down next to him and confusedly begins to play with his own fingers

"They wouldn't even let me explain."

Prowl taps him on the shoulder.

"It's hard to explain anything to them. They think you're a soulless machine just because you look like one."

Jazz snorts

"Well, that's just stupid."

Prowl shrugs

"They think you don't have a soul, so you shouldn't participate in their social interactions."

Jazz twitches his horns angrily

"That's..fucking idiotic."

"Well yeah" Prowl picks up "how can they judge whether we're sapient or not?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Where's the evidence that they themselves have more 'soul' than mold?"

"Ye..Wait what?"

(..What the hell??)

Prowl frowns.

"I should probably be more...sorry. You're new to this topic and...I'll try to explain in an unbiased manner."

Jazz nods awkwardly

Prowl pinches the bridge of his nose

"In general. We don't really meet their standards of ''alive and sapient being'' and they don't meet ours. Because of that, we...don't get along."

Jazz senses that something doesn't add up. Something dramatically big and obvious. But Prowl already looks annoyed, and Jazz is uncomfortable stressing him out with another game of charades. Probably should hold off on discussing such complicated topics until he's talking better.

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Prowl finds himself mentally reevaluating Jazz.

He no longer thinks Jazz is just weird.

Jazz is terrifying.

When their transport is attacked by a bunch of Quintessons, Prowl's processor tells him they're totally screwed.

The monsters have the numerical advantage, the ship is full of tiny, fragile organics, and Prowl only has one random tourist on his side who's in space for the first time.

When Jazz excitedly jumps up and asks to be let "outside to have some fun" Prowl's processor says it's suicide. If you squint and tilt your head, the stats numbers add up into a neat little ship that goes down swiftly and surely.

Then he has no time for statistics. Because one of the organics opens the airlock for Jazz and before Prowl can say anything his space tourist is already out the window.

Frag.

Frag, frag frag frag frag frag frg

"Jazz wait!"

Prowl climbs out onto the roof of the transport just in time to see Jazz tear a limb off one of the Quintesson monsters.

The sight is...creepy.

Jazz obviously doesn't have enough strength to just yank it off, so he sort of grabs the tentacle with his hand and then very quickly rotates his forearm a bunch of times literally twisting it off. The monster screams and wriggles and tries to rip Jazz's arm off, but he just lets it clench its teeth on his plates.

Prowl is in pain from just looking at this.

The monster clenches its jaws.

Its teeth cut furrows in the armor.

Jazz doesn't even twitch.

Things only get more interesting from here on out.

Earlier, all Prowl had was Jazz's word. Jazz said his job was to fight the Quintessons. Prowl automatically assumed that to have a job like that, Jazz had to be at least somewhat good at it.

This? It's not "good". It's a killing machine.

And Prowl is, just a little bit, fascinated.

Jazz tears through monsters with more than skill. No.

Prowl's processor is speeding up, analyzing the data.

These moves aren't just devastatingly efficient. They're habitual.

Jazz rips off limbs and locks jaws. Jazz knows exactly where to strike and for how long that strike will knock the creature down.

At one point, he just takes a moment to jump on top of one of the monsters and Prowl can have the pleasure of watching the sheer panic and confusion on the face of the usually inexpressively furious creature.

Quintesson twists and twitches and struggles to throw Jazz off, but he doesn't seem at all bothered by the constantly moving and shifting surface. He's clinging on tight as a damn insecticon. In a way that Prowl himself, with his angular legs, probably never could.

He also doesn't seem to react to pain whatsoever.

Either so used to it or unable to feel it at all? Prowl's not sure.

Jazz takes dozens of hits. He's been dropped, scratched and bitten. His plates are full of fresh grooves intersecting older ones, but they go completely unrecognized.

It's creepy. It's unnatural.

Three monsters at once try to squeeze Jazz into a circle, and Prowl curses himself for not thinking to ask for Jazz's comm. There's no sound in space, making screaming impossible, so Prowl just pulls out his rifle and shoots one of the Quintessons.

The creature twitches in agony and loses all interest in the battle struggling to shake off the sudden source of pain.

Jazz smacks one of the remaining monsters in the face and quickly bounces back to a more comfortable distance from the huge teeth and looks toward Prowl. Spotting a rifle and happily making finger guns again.

Prowl looks at the fresh teeth marks on Jazz's hands and thinks...wow...that's some wild dangerous alien slag.

Then he looks at the angular visor and the little moving horns and bouncy movements and corrects himself. Not slag. And not that weird. Probably.

The weirdest thing he's seen was organic life and he highly doubts that anyone or anything can overtake it.