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[cmykii]

hey i made The Falin Shirt™ embroidery style 💀

[mechazushi]

Kafka Hibino

Kafka Hibino.... with visible salt and pepper side burns.

Kafka Hibino.... wearing glasses and has salt and pepper side burns.

Kafka HIbino.... in that black turtleneck and a dark brown leather jacket and also wearing glasses and has salt and pepper side burns.

Kafka Hibino.... wearing that outfit and is an Animal Biology Professor in an College Au.

Kafka Hibino..... asking out Hoshina who is an Advanced Mathematics Professor working at the same college, to have an after-work drink with him.

Slightly DRUNK Kafka Hibino... becoming very forward with an also slightly drunk Hoshina

Slightly Drunk Hoshina... immediately matching Kafka's freak tenfold and Kafka is very much fine with this.

[ebbpettier]

(Inspired by I bought some deathwish coffee)

[17-fastest-lap]

Max is so mature and level headed while Lando is very immature and petulant. How are there only 2 years between them?!?!

[cloud-somersault]

correct me if i'm wrong but like...the whole angle of "wukong felt there wasn't a choice when it came to killing Macaque" is kinda offsetting to me?? Like am I missing something?

to not have a choice....Wukong would have to feel as if he's backed into a corner and there's no other way to solve this. But Wukong is also a tenfold immortal being, so it wasn't and couldn't have been because he felt threatened and feared for his life -- that's deadass not possible with his body composition and all the immortality AND invincibility he has going on.

another option would be if Wukong was forced to kill by the Jade Emperor or other divine beings or even the circlet, but we don't know that, so I'm really perplexed as to where this take is coming from.

The only way...I can see is like, Macaque was a genuine threat and Wukong recognized that there was no stopping him (which is kinda what sounds like what happened in S5 but again, we don't know) but, at that stage in the journey, Wukong wouldn't kill?? He'd try every other option, and this monkey knows how to summon golden chains to restrain someone, like??

Macaque could've possibly given him an ultimatum? But again, Wukong knows ways to apprehend a demon without killing them.

There is SO MUCH about the Macaque/Wukong fight we don't know. We don't know if Wukong was forced. We don't know who else was there. Technically, we don't know when, exactly, it happened in the journey, which makes a big difference. We just know that it happened and it traumatized them both.

So, unless I am missing some insider information, I don't understand this. We know fuck all about this fight, and the longer I stay in this fandom, they more I'm seeing people treat their headcanons as fact and parade them around like they actually happened when that's not the way things work.

But people are assuming things now and saying it's true...and it's just awkward because they're inferring a lot about what happened, and it's just puzzling. We can talk all day long and put clues together and think up theories, but if it's not portrayed in the show, it's not canon.

Unless Wukong was possessed or controlled or made to do it by some divine being, then it makes sense, but otherwise?? I'm just 🧍‍♀️

[nyxronomicon]

Nyx, my beloved - I am here to share some more thots regarding assassin choso x reader. (ps. I love, love, love a black turtleneck on a man so let's go with that and also, I pictured the yakuza boss being sukuna too!!)

choso starts second guessing if he should continue his work with sukuna. the man is one of the most violent, deranged criminal lords in the country but choso has been nothing but loyal towards him. he's been in this game since he was nineteen years old, trading his life into protect his younger brother, itadori, who ran with the wrong crowd.

itadori's mistake costed choso his freedom. all he's ever done is sacrifice but if it meant protecting his loved ones then he had no qualms. but now, with you in the picture, he can't but think if this life makes sense to him anymore.

I picture him standing in sukuna's office, his mind wandering to other places. maybe he can just work as a waiter, or bartender until he can figure out what kind of career he can build. he'll take any honest work at this point, as long as it means coming home to you with no shadows following behind.

the two of you can simply build a life together. maybe even have some kids. his throat tightens. he would love to see you as a mom. he saw you interacting with your friend's toddler recently and it nearly drove him wild. but it's not something you've both discussed yet and he won't push anything that you don't want either - but the possibility makes his heart flutter.

just wondering how a life with you can foster and grow.

he loses himself for a moment while speaking to sukuna, and his boss notices.

"choso" the man sternly calls out, snapping his attention back into place. "something on your mind?"

choso shakes his head, "no, sir.."

sukuna furrows his brows, his index finger tapping lightly against the surface of his wooden desk. "you've been distracted as of late. you know I don't like repeating myself."

choso straightens his back, two hands slipping into the pockets of his charcoal slacks. "I apologize," he expresses regretfully, "it won't happen again."

but he can't stop thinking of you even after sukuna repeats his assignment. can't stop picturing you in a white dress at the alter as he steps out of his office. can't stop thinking about how your honeymoon would be as he hops on his motorcycle to track his next target.

all the while sukuna sits at his desk, moves to open one of the drawers before sifting through the cabinet. he pulls out a file, flips through the stack of documents and photographs. he pulls out one where you're sitting right across from choso, the two of you at a coffee shop. his arm is draped over your shoulder, your cheek resting comfortably on his shoulder.

there are only a handful of people who sukuna trusts, and choso is one of them. he didn't join sukuna's gang on his own accord, but he turned out to be an exceptional asset. the king of the underworld narrows his eyes at the sight of your pretty face.

he can't have anyone coming in between his deadliest weapon. your lover is bound to sukuna for life, and he won't let choso go that easily.

FIRST OF ALL WHAT A BLESSING IN MY INBOX ugh i love him i love him I LOVE HIMMMM

also cannot forget that i love YOU too bb <3 <3 ok more under the cut heh...

!! dark content ahead !!

was i picturing toji as the kidnapper that disappears? no not at all why would i do that i would never....

cw: murder (you literally watch choso kill some guys lol), reader is kidnapped, BLOOD, reader wears a skirt, mentions of rough handling

Your struggle against your restraints as you come to. You're not dead, that's good. In fact, you don't feel any serious pain, maybe some bruising from rough handling but nothing major. You take in a deep breath. The air is cold, a little musty. You're blindfolded, sat in some cheap metal chair.

"Awake, sweetheart?" A man's voice bounced off the walls in the room. It was clearly empty. "You'll want to see this." The blindfold fell from your eyes but the man had disappeared just as quickly. You couldn't catch a glance at him, but you were sure this was the man that kidnapped you last night. Was it last night? How long have you been out?

"Hey, wait!" You shouted. "Let me go!" You struggled more, now able to see, though the only lights were spilling in from the hallway. Other than the chair, there was a little table. Your kidnapper had carelessly left the door open, and you saw a few men who looked like yakuza milling around in the other room.

Fuck. Yakuza? This shit doesn't happen to normal people. You struggled against your restraints again before seeing one of the men collapse with a hole in his skull. Shot with a silenced gun. Standing right behind where the man once stood was unmistakable. His twin pigtails and that tattoo across the bridge of his nose... it was Choso.

You watched as the other guys attacked him, and just like a trained assassin, he dodged and counter-attacked both men simultaneously. He now wielded twin daggers, the same kind yakuza are known to keep. In just a couple of minutes, the two men were gasping for air as their lungs filled with blood.

Was that your boyfriend? You couldn't even imagine him doing something like this before seeing it with your own eyes. He was too sweet and kind. He'd never hurt a fly. This had to be someone else. And this someone else just brutally murdered three men like it was child's play.

The stranger looked through the open door, seeing your eyes wide and filled with fear. He started to rush towards you and half of you wanted to scream, but something inside you held it back. The very small piece of you that knew this was Choso, despite your adamant denial.

"Babe, fuck, I didn't mean for this to happen." As he entered the room, it was undeniable. It really was Choso. Or some cruel, sick joke from the universe.

"Choso?" You could feel the tears forming.

Without answering, he pressed his lips to yours, the feel of his mouth, the passion. He was warm and comfortable. He was home. Tears sfell from your cheeks, but it was from relief knowing it was him.

"Let me get you outta here, ok, love?" He looked into your eyes, worry set deep in his features before he moved behind the chair to untie you.

"Did... did you kill them?" You asked, letting your limbs drop as the rope fell to the floor.

Choso was silent. He stopped moving, he even stopped breathing. This was his fear. You'd find out about him and then...

"Yeah." He ripped off the band-aid. "I needed to protect you. Sorry, this was all my fault." You could reject him, you could leave him, but he'd die before letting you rot in this place.

"Your fault?" You turned to look at him, massaging the dents left behind from where the rope dug into your skin. He was covered in blood, but it was still him. Even if it was his fault, he risked his life to rescue you.

"I..." Choso was still frozen, adrenaline pumping. He needed to save you first, that was all he could think. "Let's talk later. Please. We gotta get out of here. Can you run?"

Choso helped you to your feet. You felt a little wobbly, but you could manage. "I think so."

He frowned. He hated seeing you in this state. He hated the thought of another man grabbing you. Your short skirt showed off the bruises on your thighs from getting manhandled. Bruises in places only he should get access to. He could kill everyone on this building for even considering laying a hand on you. He needed to find the kidnapper and slaughter him senseless. It's what he deserved.

"It's ok, Cho." You touched his cheek, pulling him out of his vengeful thoughts. "I'm ok."

He didn't think twice before pressing his lips to yours again, kissing you even deeper as you tasted someone else's blood on his lips. Had he not been holding you so tightly against him, you might have fallen over from the force.

"Fuck," he whispered, worry still decorating his features as he pulled away. "I'm so sorry. C'mon." He grabbed your wrist, thinking about you in that white dress with your beautiful smile for the hundredth time. But this time, he was determined to make that vision a reality.

[popflythesky]

so anybody know what the weights would be here? that stone thing, vs the rice (+miso) vs ryoga's umbrella

because i would've assumed the stone thing has to be way heavier than the rice(+miso?) but...

[saintundying]

daniel’s break in composure around raglan james interests me. you never get a sense he’s afraid of louis and armand until he’s confessing that he wants out of the interview alive. i’m not sure i find it an entirely truthful performance. he gained a lot of information from playing that card

[resssistance]

happy valentine's day, fsblr <3

[celestialtrolls]

I am dying to one day do something with the idea of aelynn being vaguely known as a cryptid

[mothmvn]

in hindsight so much of childhood is being shepherded through pre-set experiences with no real background for how you "should" be feeling. and then some people take a breath and discover that they were stressed that ENTIRE TIME

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

fun productivity hack i learned recently!!

have someone profess their undying love and affection for you so that your intimacy issues kick in and you panic and throw your phone across the room. no phone = fewer distractions! badda bing badda boom ur welcome

[insane-weasel]

this qsmp purgatory is bringing back the old toxic gamer feelings I had watching Minecraft Monday or MCC. My eyes are peeled as I eagerly and ferociously form in-group bias because I want my specialist blobros to win

[existentialcrisistime]

hello tumblr I have been awake for several days (5 hours sleep in 36, it feels like several days to me) and I think I can see through time (derogatory)

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

I should be humiliated. I should know the shame of defeat. I am Lae'zel- but you, you are jhe'stil. You were stronger. I was steel, and you were silver. Zhak vo'n'ash duj. Source of my bruises.

The thing about Lae'zel's Act 2 scene is it goes very well with a romance scene I came up with for if Majexatli was a companion. Though Majexatli's scene would be more hunting in a forest rather than a duel.

And while I do appreciate how Lae'zel's scene plays out if Majexatli loses the duel (given that they have an 8 CON) with Lae'zel panicking and realizing her feelings and that she doesn't want to hurt them, I also think they should fuck nasty covered in each others blood.

[boysborntodie]

I find it so funny when someone hates on Cherry for loving Bob, despite knowing he was a shitty person (when the novel is literally about how the Greasers and Socs are trapped in a systemic feud and so only show and see each other's capacity for bad while they're actually all multi-faceted) who had done shitty things, when Johnny does the exact same thing for Dally. It's even funnier when I see people hate Cherry for being mean to Dally (as if he didn't actually cross her boundaries and scare her into thinking he might assault her) when Johnny literally kills Bob.