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Next time I'm getting haircut at that place I saw curly haired and black stylists. I'm not letting a lady with straight bleached hair touch my scalp ever again
#do NOT dry brush my hair!!!!#do NOT cut it this fucking short I literally ASKED YOU NOT TO BECAUSE MY CURLS WILL MAKE IT LOOK EVEN SHORTER#my hair now looks shorter and has less volume than my 47yo cancer survivor dad's#do NOT fucking do this to me#I swear. I'm either finding someone with naturally curly hair to cut mine#or I'm cutting it myself#I look like a chump#I look so fucking bald#I guess I should be grateful she at least didn't cut it so short it literally can't curl anymore :)#and I guess I should be grateful she didn't pull out a hair straightener despite me telling her I actually LOVE my curls#but the 'oh your hair must be so easy to maintain' as a dig at how I Probably Don't Even Brush It?#I will fucking end you
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You need to make art that nobody else likes. You need to make art that speaks to you alone. You need to cradle a serpent that eats its own tail and you need to love it until it loves you back
#The best art I've ever made will never be hung in anyone's home#That's not the point#It's not about being good#It's about being real#It's about eating something unpalatable#It's about being consumed#And tasting bitter#It's gorging yourself on crude oil just to feel something different#It's biting your tongue to make yourself cry#I'm saying that I am capable of making you feel good through personal sacrifice but I kind of don't want to cut myself up like that#If you want my heart to taste good you have to prepare it yourself#That isn't my problem
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility#but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion#that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone#i am an environmental educator#so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering#that people are going through#without doing my research and providing real ways to help#this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning#to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering#unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this#and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this#and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity#(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself#for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion#i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out#rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free#is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i#which is more than their CEOs can say
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I wake up and think about her every single day
#yk what mel’s mom and that twink had going on? I need that with her#would let her do despicable things to me#If she dies in the new season I'm killing myself on g#AND I LIKE HER FUCK ASS SEASON TWO HAIR CUT ACTUALLY#Return of the bisexual allegations#sevika#sevika arcane#arcane
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The Bike
Part five of Wolfwood Lives AU! Sorry it took me so long, but have a familiar face and lots of hugs as an apology!
Part ONE | Part TWO | Part THREE | Part FOUR | Part SIX
#vashwood#nicholas d. wolfwood#livio the double fang#trigun#trigun maximum#wolfwood lives au#i'm very dumb about details so Livio SHOULD have long hair#i spent half the summer fighting myself about it#then I decided I wanted the scruffy bear instead#look it's five years later#maybe he cut it again#las!art#thank you everyone who still read this thing#it's been a long break#lots of love
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one out of many impulsive thoughts i've had when trying to draw desmond lmao
#assassin's creed#desmond miles#doodles#sorry for no art even this spring break i'm still o|-< from animation industry news and working on art club stuff#so have an old doodle (which is kind of obvs telling this was Before i started trying subtly detailing lips for myself + desmond)#but yeah idk enjoy me being cringe on main w goofy doodles like these LMAO#protocreed#(given the edit cameoing alex under the cut)
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my flawless bind is done!!! 🥹
this is my second ever hardcover, first ever faux leather, first ever metal corners, and first bind of my own fic!
featuring art by myself and @chernozemm , and a hand painted cover because i couldn’t figure out any other way to decorate it lmaoooo. now i just gotta do this three more times for mine, meg, and zemm’s copies 🤞
#good omens#gomens#flawless au#good omens fic#book binding#fanbinding#libratian#i finally understand paper grain direction and can't wait to cut the pages CORRECTLY next time ahah#i also took the text blocks to an officeworks for them to cut with a guillotine#and it looks terrible#so i'm keen to do the next one myself with a knife tbh
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vox saying alastor
that's it that's the post
#osrs.mp4#radiostatic#staticradio#onewaybroadcast#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#I could not allow myself to cut the “oh” from “oh alastor...” it's just that fruity.#I'm not over it why did he say it like that
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I love myself looking sexy for the sheer pleasure of it
(Check the OTHER VERSION too!😉)
#me myself and I#my art#aromantic asexual#aromantic#asexual#aro#ace#aro/ace#aroace#this time the 'rough cut paper' effect was on purpose#my cap is a little darker. I'm already too fat for my only grey trousers. and the old turtleneck have its colours reversed#only the sunset flag is true🙃#sunset flag#just me#aroace positivity#aroace artist#oh and it was like dicussing the idea of 'looking pretty to be liked by someone' that I guess I almost believed for some time in my life#so maybe it's beyond aspec actually#all the guys look good for yourself always!✊️
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Rules: Make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite!
I was tagged by @suddenrundown, thanks for the tag! I was so tempted to put "eliot's baseball hair" but I resisted (also polls don't allow strikethroughs. sad). tagging @michinaranja, @vero-niche, @acidmatze and anyone else who wants to play!
#does bulbasaur truly count as a character? irrelevant. he is my boy i can't not include him#and judge me all you like for vriska but she's been a favorite character of mine for over a decade now#she means so so much to me. my horrible problematic daughter with so many problems and crimes to her name and also a spider theme#what more could i want! i'm kinda sad i don't talk about her as much anymore but she's always there. in the corner of my brain#anyways i know i don't talk about the apothecary diaries as much either but this is a formal recommendation to everyone to go watch it#it's literally about an aroace with drug autism. i feel so seen#i tried to get a decent spread of characters so honorable mention to tsukishima haikyuu and mithrun dungeonmeshi#who got cut so this list wasn't all anime because i don't talk about them much despite the brainworms sldkjfsl#i also kept it to just one character per media cause it made it easier to keep myself to just five lsdkjfslf#otherwise it would be half the cast of trigun and half the cast of leverage and-
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#grovyle#now‚ since i know what comment you all are going to make‚ i'll make it here for you:#pov: you are a time gear#there. alright. ugh. okay. i love grovyle and he's like the sole reason i ever pick#treecko in subsequent playthrus of the hoenn games#iust because of grovyle. never let him get to sceptile. just grovyle. i don't CARE if sceptile has a mega THIS is my GUY from the FUTURE#wow i'm making a lot of typos i've gotta cut myself the fuck off here. this guy is from the greatest game ever made [END OF SENTENCE]
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Holy Object
#my art#second chance wip#fantasy art#animation#it's the Key y'all#cursed myself when I made arguably the most iconic object in my wip canonically impossible to draw#throwing in a little beetle imagery. as a treat. shh#spent too much of my day on this lol#!!!!!!!! have I mentioned that I'm insane about my own silly little story? !!!!!!!#did this live up the to full heights of my vision? absolutely not#some corners were cut. but. I still am proud of the end result
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Some quick random practice doodles bc why not lmao
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#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl#narilamb#true devotion#💊💊💊#been having some issues with my meds and these days have been kinda.... tough lmao ......#Also thinking about cotl stickers for myself and how i'd do it skjdnfsdf only issue is i'd have to cut em with scissors n i'm lazy lmao#cw suggestive#?? idk if it is but sure let's put a cw jic#tw suggestive
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since i already drew little ghost a while back but no other characters from hk as little guys you can use as signature/blog/page decoration, i made 3 others and a new ghost as well
bonus under cut
wadiance!
#hollow knight#the hollow knight#hornet#little ghost#the radiance#if you put ghost and the radiance next to each other they're fighting each other#the radi beneath the cut was the first one i did when i started this#you guys know that i don't really stop myself from posting already finished things even if i'm not completely satisfied with them#there's nothing objectively wrong with her my standards i hold myself to are just high#she's still just a little cute guy#anyway i hope you're doing good#fr resources
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Line deliveries that play on repeat in my brain.
Season 1, episode 4 - Discomfort in a Married State
🐈⬛❤️🩹🍆💦🏴☠️ [ep 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]
Bonus :
#i'm on FIRE guys#any time i tell myself “this line isn't going to make the cut” i feel like i'm committing a war crime#trying to appease my guilt by making bonuses yeah#today's runner-ups are :#“Yes - abso... oh you can tell”#“I'm not a fucking mermaid.”#“Useless fuckin' fuckers!”#“Ed! Do you know this guy? He's a complete asshole!”#“Maybe they understand ecclesiastical Latin.”#our flag means death#ofmd#my gifs
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today i volunteered at a historic home gut rehab the local habitat for humanity is doing and got to scooch around in the crawlspace and cut bits of wood and use a nailgun. at one point the Head Guy asked if i knew how to use a table saw and i said "yes but not with confidence" and actually? i do know how to use a table saw with confidence. but confidence that the table saw hates its users and thirsts for blood
#theyre soo nastly they just keep going even when your hands are off the trigger and the wood is out of it#must treat them with respect#i did a wonderful job cutting wood and shed no blood to its thirsty maw#this reads like im afraid of them. I'm just calmly reminding myself it hates me and wants to kill me as i feed wood through it.#the chop saw however is mainly my friend
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