(He/they)Still hyperfixated on Jinx but normal now| 19 | 18+ |“Cheers to the tin man!”
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Bc he’s black
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i love thinking about the character! *actively pacing around the room, breathing heavily, on the verge of tears*
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i love when you read/watch an influential piece of storytelling and you're like ohhhhhh ok i see. so everyone else was copying this guy's homework
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OH MY GOD??? GET AWAY FROM HER???
#i’m disgusted#SEPERATE NOW#I FUCKING CANT EW EW EW EW EW#I NEED EVERYBODY INVOLVED FIRED IMMEDIATELY#THEY DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE THEMSELVES#LITERALLY COPY AND PASTE UBER MASCULINE MALE ACTION LEAD AND HOT SARCASTIC FEMALE LEAD#YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME#ITS SO BAD#I HATE IT HERE
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I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu
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I am once again playing watchdogs 2 instead of writing
TO BE FAIR I haven’t played in almost a whole year so I showed some restraint for once
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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?
I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.
#I’d pick my best friends house right now just to fuck with them#2am and boom you got a seagull in your room
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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
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Why are bad things happening to mutuals. Nothing bad should ever happen to mutuals. Stop. #ilovemymutuals
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To any US citizen who is against KOSA but unsure of what to do: these people will send a letter on your behalf and will also provide instructions on what to say in a call to your lawmakers to voice disapproval of the bill. We've been able to at least push this bill back to the drawing board before and we can do it again. https://www.stopkosa.com/
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reblog if you’re dripping with blood and tears like a suffering homosexual
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
#I type the way I talk and it made me realize just how much I say ‘like’#to be fair to myself I was born in raised in California and we are notorious ‘like’ sayers#it’s like half of the valley girl accent#‘like’ and ‘bro’ are staples in my vocabulary
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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
#kiniko-kai#CLOSE ENOUGH#cant spell for shit but located a fucking hyphen with my eyes closed#turned off auto correct for this lol
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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
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