#or *a* superhero

[thepenultimateword]

Prompt #172

“I wanted Cheerios,” the young hero complained as Villain set the bowl of cereal down in front of them.

Villain frowned. “Don’t be a brat and wait for your parent to get here. I doubt they know what you’ve been doing, and if they do we’re going to have words.”

[toonstarterz]

I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"

i'm WHEEZING LMAO

[spongebobssquarepants]

[amorkuku]

[bats-and-the-birds]

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

[thisshadowwrites]

i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic

[cirilee]

they kissed nasty in that technobabble room and you know it!!🫵🫵

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

He might be 6’0 and built like a brick but i see the rage of a teenage girl in his eyes

[kerrste]

I can’t beleive they just walked around like this for the whole movie

[johnpgolden]

Spider-Man is actually an ally he's just a little silly

[seren-dipitous-art]

If chaos was personified I think it would be Damian. Tiny child filled with rage and equipped with far too many weapons.

They look SO CUTE altogether!!

I love this au so much. Bats on thrones makes me so happy.

[amorkuku]

[bats-and-the-birds]

Green Lantern: You know, most Superheroes are cornered into the job by moral obligations because of how powerful they are, but... aren't you just like, a normal guy? Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you gave up the vigilante life to just take it easy?

Batman: Well--

Nightwing, suddenly vaulting into the conversation from across the room: No, no, NO, the last time we pretended to be a normal family for an hour, we played Trivial Pursuit and it ended with an arrow through the living room TV. None of us even fight with arrows. We're freaks that need to fight crime, don't take that away from us.

[prokopetz]

I feel like the transition from "superhero movies which assume the audience is too dumb to understand the concept of superheroes and spend the first 80% of the film slowly, laboriously explaining what a superhero is" to "superhero movies which assume the audience is incapable of sufficient suspension of disbelief to entertain the concept of superheroes and are constantly waving at the camera to reassure viewers that don't worry, we understand how silly this is, too, seriously, can you believe this shit?" doesn't represent an evolution of the genre so much as it represents an evolution of the writers' willingness to hang a lampshade on their naked contempt for the viewing audience.