#open mic time!

[helluvahell]

　" Okay. My turn. "

　Nero leaps up onto the stage with a grin as the music kicks up. Performance may not be his strong suit, but the attention is all he really needs to make his voice rise in his throat.

　" Bring to me your sons and daughters... 'cause absinthe makes the heart grow fonder... No, I don't care what momma says! You'll wind me up or you'll wind up dead! " Music quiets, lights go low, " I don't care what momma says. "

　He twirls with a flourish, detaching the skirt-like train from his waist and sending it cascading into the audience as the music rises again.

　" I don't believe whatever this is! Until you burn all of the witches! I won't believe whatever this is! Whatever they give you, stop drinking it down! " The microphone is pulled from its stand and he trots excitedly into the audience, his gait turning sultry, seductive, as the music winds down again.

　As he continues, Nero pauses at the sides of onlookers, claws caressing cheeks and chins and curling into hair. " If I were you, then I'd stop talking... 'cause soon you'll be a dead man walking. I don't care what momma says! You'll wind me up or you'll wind up dead! " He spots one particular audience member, climbing expertly up to their eye level with the help of one of the tables, and pulls them in close. " I don't care what momma says. "

　A spin, a stomp, hips moving quite purposefully in front of his chosen bystander. " I don't believe whatever this is! Until you burn all of the witches! I won't believe whatever this is! Whatever they give you, stop drinking it down! " When the music slows again, he drops rather precariously down onto his backside, arching his back to sprawl across the table.

　" I hear voices, I see visions. These spirits are your prison. I hear voices, I see visions. These spirits are your prison! " And he's up again, strutting back up through the crowd and back to the stage.

　" I don't believe whatever this is! Until you burn all of the witches! I won't believe whatever this is! Until you burn all of the witches! I don't believe whatever this is... "

　And he ends his performance with a low bow.

@qveenofgluttony

[blueskittlesart]

guy who is so overconfident about their ability to fix computer software with nothing but a reddit thread and a dream but has spent the last 2 years with a broken microphone bc the idea of opening up their laptop with a screwdriver is viscerally terrifying

[cantquitu]

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[brittlebutch]

Tell me a fun Bill and Ted fact? I know nothing about them really

Bill and Ted is such a fascinating franchise to me bc it's Super Obvious that a majority of people's awareness of it begins and ends with the first movie - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - and yet there is so much to uncover about these dudes. There are three films, one novelization, like 7 comic series, a cartoon that ran for 2 seasons, a musical, a live action show that ran for 7 (bad) episodes, like 3 video games, and a pretty longstanding run as a Halloween Horror Nights show.

They're also extremely fun characters because there's like, such a prevalent tendency to generalize their character types, but they're actually Super specific personalities. Like, Bill and Ted don't ever use the words 'rad' or 'bro' nor any 'surfer lingo' or 'valley speak', they're not ever sarcastic/ironic they're like Painfully earnest constantly (the writers even specified that Bill and Ted are "these innocents who would wander wide-eyed into any situation and treat everyone exactly the same - completely open, completely friendly" and the Director also refers to the 'Puppy Factor' wrt Bill and Ted, meaning they should both "Be like big Labrador Retrievers who just bounce along and love life",) they Do use the word 'dude' nigh constantly BUT people always underestimate how often they'll use each other's names equally as often, and also they're really not slackers or deliberately dismissive of schooling/education - they are trying really hard, they just genuinely struggle/can't learn things right (you can tell they even kind of Value it because they do make an effort to use like, Expanded Vocabulary, it's just that they don't always fully understand the words so they'll use them wrong on accident) - i just love them so much

[stinkrascal]

idk for me its just the boldness to be like "i support people with stigmatized disorders" and then immediately be like "but also if you guys have any stigmatized disorder at all please stay the fuck away from me, i dont need the goodie points :3" like the cognitive dissonance is crazy

[catwouthats]

Occasionally have been seeing some people say that they actually did not like the Deadpool and Wolverine movie whatsoever and honestly I understand.

I feel like the movie is Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos with crack cocaine sprinkled on top served at a “strip club” (someone’s basement where it is the stripper version of an open mic, and they are dancing around those support beams like polls).

It’s really fucking out there and most people will only like parts of it, but hate the rest.

Some won’t like any of this and be confused as to why we love this shit show.

[ddksoo]

is anyone interested in a taglist??

[khaotunq]

Seduction 101, according to Ayan: Step 38/?: Use your enforced time together to get to know him better.

[adventuretimetournament]

Sleepy Puppies

First sung by: Finn in "Jake vs. Me-Mow"

Don't be weepy, sleepy puppies, Slip your slippers on your footies, In the morning you'll get goodies, Puppy hats and puppy hoodies

Candy Kingdom Open Mic Rap Battle

First sung by: Gingerbread Man and Son of Rap Bear in "Son of Rap Bear"

You a small bear with fuzzy hair over there Get away from me, I don't wanna share my air Doesn't matter where, anywhere Everywhere with you Chop you in two with my rap kung fu Are you scared of me? Boo! You're like a cookie who's about to crumble Your rapping is stale Also you mumble Did you just make a mistake? Smelling like a cake who just stumbled into a lyrical rumble Your raps causes naps

[rivertigo]

I need to be on. Stage doing some kind of performance

[sillyunicorn]

Virtual Open Mic tomorrow!!! Who's coming??

What: Open Mic (like really Open, bring your poems bring your journal entries bring your tiktok dance moves we wanna see it)

When: 27 May, 3 pm Eastern (gmt-4)

Where: THE RIALTO (my and @jbrrring 's server for live events)

Sign ups open tomorrow!

JOIN US

[volfoss]

No one tells you how stressful headphone shopping can be when you are NOT a guy w audio knowledge

[ozymoron]

like mha gave me shigaraki and like his whole thing is hands and like thats aweosme cause like im into hands like weirdly and sexually so thats awesome and like hes scrawny which is new for that show cause everyone s buff which is great cause like i dont like buff men like specifically the kind of buff men this show draws with perfectly defined abs its gross to me and then they went and fucking made him buff and took away his whole hand thing like whats even the point like all the sex appeal is just gone now he doesnt even fucking have nipples whats the point theres nothing there to sexualize anymore anyways he kinda looks like jeff the unaliver when he wore that hoodie

[ddksoo]

hihi so sorry i’ve been gone, new position at work has been KICKING my ass so hard its ridiculous :^( i have a written fic in progress and im currently looking for more pictures for the pictures of bf!member series! if there’s a member you want and you have good ones send them my way n ill give u credit for finding them 🙇‍♂️ so glad to see y’all are still enjoying the posts though!!

[toastsnaffler]

anyway yeah relevant to that post abt being deaf/hoh and ppl excluding u from conversation bc of it (even unintentionally), that's smth that's been really deeply bothering me lately bc there are a few ppl I routinely have to deal with who do it a lot and it Pisses Me The Fuck Off I've lost all patience w them. giving up and calling it ableism and walking out idc anymore 🚶‍♂️