#open mic time!

[helluvahell]

　" Okay. My turn. "

　Nero leaps up onto the stage with a grin as the music kicks up. Performance may not be his strong suit, but the attention is all he really needs to make his voice rise in his throat.

　" Bring to me your sons and daughters... 'cause absinthe makes the heart grow fonder... No, I don't care what momma says! You'll wind me up or you'll wind up dead! " Music quiets, lights go low, " I don't care what momma says. "

　He twirls with a flourish, detaching the skirt-like train from his waist and sending it cascading into the audience as the music rises again.

　" I don't believe whatever this is! Until you burn all of the witches! I won't believe whatever this is! Whatever they give you, stop drinking it down! " The microphone is pulled from its stand and he trots excitedly into the audience, his gait turning sultry, seductive, as the music winds down again.

　As he continues, Nero pauses at the sides of onlookers, claws caressing cheeks and chins and curling into hair. " If I were you, then I'd stop talking... 'cause soon you'll be a dead man walking. I don't care what momma says! You'll wind me up or you'll wind up dead! " He spots one particular audience member, climbing expertly up to their eye level with the help of one of the tables, and pulls them in close. " I don't care what momma says. "

　A spin, a stomp, hips moving quite purposefully in front of his chosen bystander. " I don't believe whatever this is! Until you burn all of the witches! I won't believe whatever this is! Whatever they give you, stop drinking it down! " When the music slows again, he drops rather precariously down onto his backside, arching his back to sprawl across the table.

　" I hear voices, I see visions. These spirits are your prison. I hear voices, I see visions. These spirits are your prison! " And he's up again, strutting back up through the crowd and back to the stage.

　" I don't believe whatever this is! Until you burn all of the witches! I won't believe whatever this is! Until you burn all of the witches! I don't believe whatever this is... "

　And he ends his performance with a low bow.

@qveenofgluttony

[mikokiara]

can people actually shut the fuck up about taco holy shit

[icomeandg0]

Group scenarios!

(Of course where all the group scenarios go to!)

Request is OPEN!

Reacting to their readers getting hurt!

Part 1! Part 2! Part 3!

[blueskittlesart]

guy who is so overconfident about their ability to fix computer software with nothing but a reddit thread and a dream but has spent the last 2 years with a broken microphone bc the idea of opening up their laptop with a screwdriver is viscerally terrifying

[cantquitu]

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[ceramicbeetle]

Tell me a fun Bill and Ted fact? I know nothing about them really

Bill and Ted is such a fascinating franchise to me bc it's Super Obvious that a majority of people's awareness of it begins and ends with the first movie - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - and yet there is so much to uncover about these dudes. There are three films, one novelization, like 7 comic series, a cartoon that ran for 2 seasons, a musical, a live action show that ran for 7 (bad) episodes, like 3 video games, and a pretty longstanding run as a Halloween Horror Nights show.

They're also extremely fun characters because there's like, such a prevalent tendency to generalize their character types, but they're actually Super specific personalities. Like, Bill and Ted don't ever use the words 'rad' or 'bro' nor any 'surfer lingo' or 'valley speak', they're not ever sarcastic/ironic they're like Painfully earnest constantly (the writers even specified that Bill and Ted are "these innocents who would wander wide-eyed into any situation and treat everyone exactly the same - completely open, completely friendly" and the Director also refers to the 'Puppy Factor' wrt Bill and Ted, meaning they should both "Be like big Labrador Retrievers who just bounce along and love life",) they Do use the word 'dude' nigh constantly BUT people always underestimate how often they'll use each other's names equally as often, and also they're really not slackers or deliberately dismissive of schooling/education - they are trying really hard, they just genuinely struggle/can't learn things right (you can tell they even kind of Value it because they do make an effort to use like, Expanded Vocabulary, it's just that they don't always fully understand the words so they'll use them wrong on accident) - i just love them so much

[stinkrascal]

idk for me its just the boldness to be like "i support people with stigmatized disorders" and then immediately be like "but also if you guys have any stigmatized disorder at all please stay the fuck away from me, i dont need the goodie points :3" like the cognitive dissonance is crazy

[akkivee]

hypster fc has been hosting a q&a for the characters for a while now and we finally got kuukou’s lol, and it was cool; we got some good life advice from him and he even told us about his morning routine lol

but bc i’m not allowed to just vibe with some nice kuukou info lmao, he was asked to talk about something that made him happy recently and he told us someone he once looked after came to see him recently!!! the guy told him about how good he was living and that in turn made kuukou happy it’s just that kuukou 😭😭😭 said he had forgotten about him 😭😭😭

and the bat dt made sure to point out like three 3️⃣ times that kuukou had forgotten who the guy who was terrorising bat lmao like this is still a recurring character beat and i hate feeling this worried about his mind bro 😭😭😭😭😭

[catwouthats]

Occasionally have been seeing some people say that they actually did not like the Deadpool and Wolverine movie whatsoever and honestly I understand.

I feel like the movie is Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos with crack cocaine sprinkled on top served at a “strip club” (someone’s basement where it is the stripper version of an open mic, and they are dancing around those support beams like polls).

It’s really fucking out there and most people will only like parts of it, but hate the rest.

Some won’t like any of this and be confused as to why we love this shit show.

[crehador]

post-canon samaichi, once they move in together their wardrobes become so grossly intermingled that neither of them go a day without wearing something that belongs to the other. samatoki often goes out in ichiro's hoodies, ichiro sometimes borrows samatoki's boots. samatoki wears some of ichiro's rings every now and then, and ichiro with his repierced ears can always borrow whatever he wants from samatoki's collection

so it's only a matter of time before they start going out with each other's mics, not caring which one they grab on their way out the door. soon enough samatoki with ichiro's speakers and ichiro with samatoki's big fucking coffin become common sights around yokohama

(and imagine if the special abilities are tied to the mic and not the rapper. imagine you're some petty criminal who's spent weeks hyping yourself up, mentally preparing yourself to face samatoki's counter blow, only for samatoki to send you blasting off like team rocket with ichiro's critical blow)

[demonicseries]

just a stand-up comedy set at an open mic night for the first time ever. It actually went super well and I had people congratulating me after

[the-insanity-of-mojiru]

They keep telling me to open my eyes

[ddksoo]

is anyone interested in a taglist??

[possum-tooth]

i <3 the living tombstone

[botanikos]

Masquerade AU Starters with @a-hell-of-a-time

“So I guess this is the wallflower section?” Andre

An amused sound tickles the back of Stolas' throat, delicate brow arching behind his mask. He slopes his head to one side and gives Andrealphus his attention. The Marquis had joined him only moments ago, taking up a silent but oddly comfortable and welcome presence. "Well, I certainly am not going to jump up and sing my heart out to the entirety of the guests here. And I can only assume you never would either? Unless you're feeling emboldened?"