#open foot insert mouth

[illuminatedquill]

. . . You know Sabine is obligated to make fun of Ezra about this forever.

There will be no peace for him. She considers herself honor-bound to give him endless grief about this line.

Scene: Ezra and Sabine are celebrating her birthday at a fancy restaurant. A waiter droid approaches with a birthday cake.

Ezra: Happy birthday, Sabine.

Waiter: And here is your cake. Enjoy.

Sabine, to Ezra: (evil smile) Thank you, brother.

Ezra: (sweating) Please don’t.

Waiter: Oh, it’s very sweet to see a brother dote on his sister for her birthday.

Sabine: Yes, it is! My brother is the best.

Ezra: Well, actually -

Sabine: (shuts him up with a big kiss)

Waiter: . . . Oh, my.

Ezra: (panicking) Wait! Listen - let me explain, it’s fine; we’re actually married.

Waiter: . . . I see. I’ll be off, then.

Ezra: I mean - we’re not related, that’s why it’s fine! We’re not actually brother and sister - never mind, he’s gone.

Sabine: (laughing hysterically)

Ezra: You should have left me to die on Peridea.

Sabine: (slicing up the cake) My bad, bro.

[ante--meridiem]

Today in "failing grade in social interaction": was hanging out on the maths professor floor in hopes of tracking down my advisor who hasn't answered my emails in a hot second.

Former PDE prof recognised me, said hi.

What I have not mentioned is that former PDE prof looks vaguely like my advisor, and since my advisor was the only person I was expecting to run into here who'd recognise/greet me, in a moment of disorientation I launched straight into asking him about stuff from the emails.

Cue a couple seconds of baffled silence followed by him starting to laugh because apparently this has happened to him often enough that he knew exactly who I'd confused him for.

Anyways I'm going to go dig myself a hole in the ground and hide out there forever.

[snurtle]

I've been replaying Dragon Age: Inquisition and.. woof. I thought I was over the egg. Spoilers! I am not! I just fermented my egg-loving self like a fine wine and now it's back with nuanced undertones.

Also, may I just say. As a gay man, the Inquisition lineup is

listen. Varric, Solas, Blackwall, Bull, Cole, Dorian, Cullen, Krem... that's a full club. We've got twinks, we've got bears, we've got hunks and otters and dudes wearing gold cock rings as necklaces but sure buddy, you're definitely exclusively into women and not compensating for anything-

I need to know what the Thedan equivalent of flagging is outside of Tevinter. For. Reasons.

On a different note, for specifically Tevinter reasons, I'm going through with a Dorian focused romance this time and I think my heart exploded when he said amatus for the first time. He's so babygirl to me <3

[ohyeslawd]

Trump ass was lying his way to a win, but then he mentioned immigrants are taking #BlackJobs & #HispanicJobs 🥸. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!!

[ladykissingfish]

Sasori, coming into bedroom: Deidara? Have you seen my —

Sasori: Oh, God.

Deidara: What?

Sasori: Good Lord in Heaven, brat, what are you wearing??

Deidara: *looks down at his sweater* What’s wrong with it?

Sasori: The sequins? The huge pink cats? The lace? Not to mention it’s got to be at least five sizes too big for you! It’s hideous! Where did you get such a monstrosity?!

Deidara, quietly: Your grandmother sewed this for me, to thank me for that sculpture I made her, hm. You asshole.

Sasori:

Sasori: … it’s absolutely beautiful.

[salad-juice-enjoyer]

I tried to write a snarky diatribe about it but I wasn't able to make it work. But if you think you solved "Superman Stays Out Gotham" in your crossover by making the Justice League think that the events of your blorbo series are an elaborate prank, and making sure said blorbo bashes them to hell and back then just go sit on a cactus.

[doctorspork]

was bringing a patient with a head bleed back from CT and told the team “I’m setting up to intubate, if neurosurgery wants an exam they’re gonna have to get here before I’m ready”

and then a very quiet voice from my elbow goes “um I’m neurosurgery”

[clatterbane]

Oh God, yet another fun round of "Shit, just how wrong did that come across sounding? Too late now, it's already out there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Gotta say, this is probably one of the reasons that I do like me some internet pseudonymity.

[pocketramblr]

Don't worry Pocket, my Break from Angst is just about over~

Oh, I am suddenly feeling regret

[siixkiing]

“Oh, there are the cramps starting.”

[georgekirrin]

everyone out here like "ooooh I'm the gateway gay cousin of the family" well I'm the gateway trans grandchild and u can't be cooler than that

[mercuryj15]

Did anyone else gasp just a little when she made the 'at least I know my roots' comment about a POC in America? Because there's a reason for that and I don't think they really want to have that conversation.

[rabbit-dance]

Chapter 05: Outsider - Page 26

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Thanks for being so patient with me, I've had a lot going on lately, including a tiny computer upgrade with some subsequent downtime. Oh well, at least it's going now!

The biggest thing is how I made this page. This is the first page that I've made without the help of 3D character models.

Typically, I use 3D mannequins to help me with perspective, height differences, etc. But posing those models for every single frame takes a long time, and I've found (as my old animator skills return) that the 3D dolls were starting to limit the art. Poses were coming out a bit stiff for my liking, the mannequin hands can't curl the way a real hand can, and some of the joints don't work quiiiiite right, or take a lot of fiddling to look good...

So, I've been practicing and studying on top of everything to try and get back to my old level. I felt confident enough to try on this one, and guess what? Cal and Fern only took two days! Honestly the backgrounds (which I will still use 3D wherever I can, because OOF) took the longest time because I had to draw most parts of them. I also designed a stained glass window, which you can barely see in panel 2, but it's finished and it'll be very useful for Future Rabbit.

I will do my best to continue to improve not only my skills, but also my speed!

[depravednexus]

"Oh my..." She cleared her throat as she quickly averted her gaze from the way the towel clung to the other womans frame and left nothing to her own imagination.

"Nipple hand? NEED! Need a hand?"

[filosofablogger]

The Danger Of Unharnessed Stupidity

I just can’t resist.  I usually try not to go too low, and thus I had bookmarked this piece by Robert Reich but hesitated to share it here.  Every few days, though, I re-considered, but then thought, “No, best not to go there.”  But today, I think I’ll go there.  After all, one of the smartest men I know went there and as far as I know he didn’t offend anyone, except perhaps the target of his…

[salad-juice-enjoyer]

The conversation in the replies with @elfdragon12 here made me realize that there should absolutely be an IDW1 equivalent "geewunners"