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[the-leech-lord]

One Piece Party Vol 2 minicomic

Picture and translation by @568a | link

I DID NOT DO THE TRANSLATION ONLY THE LETTERING

This one was a pain in the ass to do lol. The last one was the only one to fit in the bubble

If you have anything One Piece Party or One Piece Academy that you want me to typeset I’ll do it but I CANT TRANSLATE so it must be provided along with the picture (scans preferred)

[princessofghosts-posts]

Another day another morning where I hyperfixate on Nico and his powers. Today we are going to have another episode of: "Riordan trying to not make the audience realize how much Nico is OP by writing off something and never talking about it again". (There are a lot of those moments unfortunately).

We are going to talk about a specific moment in SoN. This from XIV Percy PoVs (pag 105-106):

“You mean the Doors of Death,” Reyna said, ignoring Octavian. “They are mentioned in the Prophecy of Seven,which sent the first expedition to Alaska—”

Cato the ghost snorted. “We all know how that turned out! We Lares remember!” The other ghosts grumbled in agreement. Nico put his finger to his lips. Suddenly all the Lares went silent. Some looked alarmed, like their mouths had been glued together. Percy wished he had that power over certain living people…like Octavian,for instance.

This also isn't the first time Nico showed to have control over them,since during the dinner in a couple of chapters before he did the same thing.

For understanding the real picture of this,we need to actually talk about what Lares are in mythology.

Lares were guardian deities in Ancient Rome. They were believed to: observe,protect,and influence everything that happens within the boundaries of their location or function. The statues of domestic Lares were placed at the table during family meals because their presence,cult,and blessing were required in important family events.

Romans writers sometimes identify or conflate them with ancestor-deities,and because of this,Lares are sometimes categorised as household gods,but some had much broader domains: roadways,seaways,agriculture,livestock,towns,cities (like New Rome at CJ),the state,and its military (the cohorts) were all under the protection of their particular Lar or Lares.

Compared to Rome's major deities,Lares had limited scope and potency,but archaeological and literary evidence attests to their central role in Roman identity and religious life.

So,while in Camp Jupiter they are treated a bit like trash,together with their fauns,in Ancient Rome they were extremely important. They were like minor gods that protected you,your family,your whole city and military force. And that's something big especially for the Roman Empire because they were literally everywhere during their golden years.

Nico has the ability to literally controll minor romans deities (that works as protective domestic gods) with just one of his fingers. And they listen to him because he has the power to do so.

Of course Lares in HoO have a totally different role from the one in roman mythology. But they are ghosts right? So it doesn't matter what status they have,they will always be under Nico control no matter what,because they are portrayed as ghosts even with their larger role. Because Nico is the Ghost King and every ghost is under him.

Crazy right?

Well,HoH kinda fucked that up with the fact that the roman skeletons/ghosts weren't attacking under his command and Frank had to step up as a leader role.

I'm going to be honest here,I don't like how Riordan gave the children of Mars and Ares control over the dead soldiers that were killed/died in wars/conflicts. It's too much and it doesn't really rappresent their nature. I liked how Frank finally grow up in his own role and he got rid of his insecurities,but the fact that it happened in that way wasn't really something I appreciated. I liked more when he had to cleanse Venice from all the monsters to have Nico and Hazel back (even tho I didn't like his attitude towards Nico during that mission).

Nico showed he could have control over the dead from the Roman Pantheon part,since in SoN he made every ghost shut up with just a movement of his hand and they were hopeless to him. They couldn't go against his order. And now in HoH,in the place where he and Hazel should be the strongest of the group (even with the fact he is half dying already),you are telling me that the deads won't listen to him because he isn't roman? Where is the logic at??

When they were trapped in the palace of the God Notus he was literally training with the scepter,to make sure it was in tune with his powers,for when they reached his dad's temple. That's something both him and Jason talked about before Nico got angry at him (valid),and he even said he got a good hand of it. So yes,he already used it once and the dead responded to his summoning without a problem. The scepter itself should act as a sort of amplifier to strengthen Nico's powers.

And then you want me to believe that the dead took one look at Nico and decided he was too greek for them? When a couple of chapters before they responded to his command and at the start of the serie Nico literally made roman dieties shut up?

Riordan need to stop adding powers to Nico if he realized they are too much for him to write,or because he don't want someone esle to overshadow his favorite MC. He put himself in deep trenches when he stated that Percy was the most powerful demigod of this century,when there are characters that are his equals (all the Big 3 kids) by just their parentage. And of course,there are also character more powerful than him too,be it demigods,gods,monsters,primordials,titans and the list goes on.

And if he want to add more powers,then he don't have the right take them away with stupid reasoning,or just completely forgot about them after 2 lines (like Nico's sword). A side character can still be stronger than the MC without overshadowing him,you just need to balance them well. Which it's something he never did because Nico is clearly nerfed in everything.

This is not how it work.

[zosan-secondchances]

The Pirate King of the North: The Levely (Part 23)

Warning: Long post ahead and some One Piece spoilers. Contains strong language and explicit content.

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In the middle of a lavishly decorated ensuite located in the Domain of the Gods, Sanji sat in front of a vanity, applying the last touches of his makeup in preparation for the Levely. He had been waiting for a chance to sit in one of the royal gatherings for a long time but, according to the World Government, his “reckless and idealistic ways of thinking” were not welcome to participate. He didn't want to wait another four years for the next one, and knowing very well what the World Government is like, he will never get an invitation so he decided to seek aid from one of his greatest allies.

Satisfied with the result of his art, he moves on to fix the curls of his wavy hair sitting on his shoulders, making sure that each and every one of the overly extravagant bedazzling gems on his earrings and layers of necklaces are exposed the best way possible. He brushes his locks carefully to keep the style in shape.

He hesitates for a moment and feels over the scarred slave mark on his neck, tracing a finger over the burn. With a deep breath, he decides to part his hair to expose it.

He needs to look good. He needs to look so good that they will allow Doflamingo's unnamed slave to sit in the most heavily secured room where kings and queens across the world may gawk at him and enjoy the sight during their long and strenuous talks. It is vital that he's in there rather than waiting outside like all the companions that other rulers bring along. He needs to ensure that the rulers will practically beg for his presence and insist he come with. Unfortunately this meant shaving off the spiral part of his beautiful curly brows and his hard-earned facial hair so no one can truly identify him nor his origins.

As a last touch, Sanji retrieves a thin but well crafted veil from one of the vanity's drawers and places it carefully over his nose, subtly covering the lower part of his face under its pink shade. As he secures it to make sure that they go well with his earrings, he hears one of the bedroom doors open. There is a hesitant pause, then it closes and is followed by the sound of footsteps. It stops just behind him. His eyes glance at the reflection in the mirror and sees Doflamingo looking mighty fine wearing his kingdom's royal suit and jewels of his own. His outfit is topped with his usual pink feather coat.

Doflamingo

You look good, mi rey.

Sanji

As do you, mon amour.

Doflamingo

Ah–your eyebrows?

Sanji

They’ll grow back. I’m afraid it’s rather a distinct Vinsmoke trait, isn’t it?

Doflamingo

You didn't have to get rid of your goatee though…. It was nice.

Sanji

I know, but today has to be perfect.

There is a moment of silence, then the blonde feels large fingers gently trail from his neck, spine, then down to his lower hips.

Doflamingo

You look… exquisite regardless. Pretty hot, actually.

Sanji

Aren't you full of sweet talk today? So out of character! I thought I was the weird one between us.

Doflamingo

Your tailors did well….

Sanji

Your tailors actually. I thought the disguise should match your royal suit. That way, it’s a genuine Dressrosa cut and they can't question it.

Doflamingo

Mhmm…

Sanji

It also gives the impression that my master dolls me up only in the finest of things. You should get a nice boost in reputation. Hey, are you even listening?

Doflamingo kneels behind Sanji to bury his face in his hair, getting a whiff of his scent.

Doflamingo

You know…I can do that if you wish…if you move in with me….

Sanji

Don’t change the terms to suit yourself. I seem to recall that our arrangement is a partnership, a joint venture–strictly contractual and not through marriage.

Doflamingo

Mhmm…

His large hands wrap around Sanji’s waist to tease the skin just under the fabric of his harem pants. The blonde could feel that the man is resisting every sexual impulse he has, judging by the hitching breaths on his neck. It was hard not to get just as excited. He feels a small nip on his ear.

Sanji

Easy…. Don't work yourself up. Remember, no fooling around until after the Levely. You’ll ruin the getup.

Doflamingo

But you’re acting as my slave, no? I have to contribute to this…disguise of yours.

Sanji’s eyes widen when he feels sudden sharp pain as Doflamingo bites the muscle between his neck and shoulder, breaking his skin immediately.

Sanji

OUCH! Doffy, for fuck’s sake–!

The Warlord growls an animalistic noise at the back of his throat as he sinks his teeth deeper and uses his mouth to force Sanji forwards against the vanity, slamming him hard against the counter and its mirror. The blonde's partly secured veil falls. He yelps and feels the man’s erect cock grind over fabrics of clothing between his legs.

Sanji

Nngh! What the hell are you doing?! You barely gave me any warning! You’ll–AH–you’ll leave a mark and mess everything up!

Doflamingo finally releases him, heavily panting with blood oozing down from the corner of his lips and down to his chin.

Doflamingo

Precisely. You need to look like I can’t keep my hands off you, and that I’m using you.

Of course Sanji gets excited. He arches his back and moves his hips in time with Doflamingo's rhythm. He starts feeling breathless and forgets all about the disguise that he’s worked so hard on. He wants to be fucked until he can’t think straight right there and then.

There’s another sting on the other side of his neck when Doflamingo bites him. This time, Sanji doesn't fight it. He moans to a point that he’s screaming whenever the Warlord sinks his teeth deeper. Doflamingo repeats the same treatment all over the exposed skin on his back, biting and sucking to make sure that the world knows that he’s claimed this man for himself.

Doflamingo carefully eyes the crazed state of the other blonde through the vanity’s reflection. Satisfied with his work, he spins and lifts him to sit on the counter. He continues his assault over his chest and all the way down to his lower hips. Sanji is in too much bliss to resist, leaning one hand against the mirror and the other tangled in Doflamingo’s hair.

Sanji

D–Doffy…. We–ah–need to go soon….

Doflamingo

Then let's get right down to it.

The tall Warlord trails his tongue down Sanji's front. Hurriedly, he pulls down his pants and undergarments but before he can work his mouth around his length, Sanji finds his inner strength to push his bare feet against the man's broad shoulders.

Sanji

No! Doffy, enough! You've already marked me, ruffled up my poor hair and my clothes are all crinkled. I've gone along with you but we've got plenty of time for this part later!

Doflamingo hesitates. He removes his sunglasses and places them on the far side of the vanity. He locks gaze with the fuming blonde in front of him and pleads softly, gently stroking his legs up and down to soothe him.

Doflamingo

Sanji, mi amor… luz de mi vida, mi hermoso rey... te lo suplico de rodillas.

Sanji

You… you bastard!! You can't just say shit like that!

Doflamingo

Fuck me.

Losing every semblance of self-control, Sanji gives in. He pulls Doflamingo by the hair to thrust himself into his mouth. The Warlord is more than happy to receive it. He frees his desperate leaking cock and strokes himself with his hand for relief. Neither holds back until Sanji cries out. Legs twitching and body shaking with an arched back, he comes hard and empties his load into his partner's throat. After a quick moment to recover, Doflamingo pulls away to a half stand and licks his lips clean, gasping for air.

Doflamingo

Ngh… please, Sanji… your mouth.

Still riding the high, Sanji immediately lowers himself to return the gesture. He drags his tongue from the base of Doflamingo's length to the very tip before wrapping his lips around him. The Warlord's breath hitches. Sanji grabs hold of his large hand and places it on his head, as if trying to say something but couldn't. Reading his mind, Doflamingo obliges by gripping his long blonde locks tightly with both hands and ruthlessly uses him for pleasure.

Sanji's eyes get teary from the size as the Warlord thrusts inside him intensely. He gags and coughs but couldn't get himself to move away. Instead, he grabs hold of his wrists to urge the other man on, fully wanting to get messed up.

There is a knock on the door.

Voice

My Liege, it's time.

Doflamingo swallows, trying to compose himself so he can respond properly. He slows his pace and tries to pull himself away but Sanji protests, shaking his head, and yanks him back deeper into his throat to keep him in place by his upper thighs.

Doflamingo

HNNGGH!

Voice

Your Highness? Is everything alright?

Doflamingo

Y–yes! Yes!! FUCK–!

Voice

Err…I'm supposed to escort you down to the palace.

Doflamingo

Just…wait–!

Sanji continues devouring him deeply and hungrily at the expense of breathing properly. He spanks the Warlord's ass to tell him to hurry up, making him groan in surprise. Doflamingo hisses from the sting and whispers.

Doflamingo

H–hold on…slow down–too much–just…I said WAIT–!

AHH!

Unable to keep his shaking legs up, he collapses forwards, knocking the vanity backwards against the wall to which the mirror cracks loudly from the impact. Sanji pushes a hand against Doflamingo's hip to support him. He keeps his mouth sucking and other hand pumping, never stopping the onslaught on the Warlord’s dick.

Voice

Are you unwell, Sir? Should I get a doctor?

Doflamingo

No–! Hah! Hnngh–!

Voice

Will you still be able to attend the council or…?

Doflamingo

I'm… coming…!

Doflamingo muffles out a cry as he spills inside. He takes in the delicious sight of Sanji's defined Adam's apple moving up and down as he consumes every last drop. He thrusts himself inside him slower, giving the smaller blonde some relief. Delicately, he runs his hands over Sanji's locks in appreciation before pulling himself out with a groan.

Gasping for air with overflowing cum dripping down his lips, Sanji gets hoisted up in the Warlord’s arms and kissed intimately. He moans softly and quietly into it, careful not to get heard by the worker just outside their door. Doflamingo licks his drool and the last of his own spillage from the blonde's chin.

Voice

As you wish, Sir. We will wait for you at the foyer.

Doflamingo

Oh… you're still here?

We will be down shortly. Leave or I'll cut your throat.

Voice

I–y–yes! I apologise, my Lord!

At that, they hear footsteps scrambling around in panic then it fades away. Doflamingo shakes his head disapprovingly as he kneels down to rest his still trembling legs. Sanji stands on his feet without removing himself from the Warlord’s embrace. He runs his fingers over his forehead then attempts to fix his dishevelled hair.

Doflamingo

The gall of some of these assholes.

Sanji grins at his reaction, cups his face and plants a gentle kiss in the corner of his lips. Doflamingo sighs into it and leans his forehead against his.

Doflamingo

Me vuelves loco…. 

The Warlord shows his gratitude by trailing light kisses from Sanji's nose then down to his neck, panting to catch his breath. The smaller blonde giggles quietly from the affectionate treatment and wraps his arms around Doflamingo's head, encasing him in.

Sanji

Mon amour chéri, nous devons y aller maintenant. Are you good?

Doflamingo

Yes. And you?

Sanji

Never better.

Doflamingo

Good.

Satisfied, they both fix each other's outfits in a hurry and give the cracked vanity mirror a quick visit to somewhat tidy themselves however they can before heading out the door. Doflamingo grabs and wears his sunglasses on the way.

Doflamingo

Oh and uh…you have to play mute.

Sanji

What?!

Doflamingo

Too much trash talk from your mouth, mi alma. Trust me, it's better this way.

—

The main reason Sanji had asked Doflamingo to take him to the Levely is because the slave disguise isn't hard to pull off with him. In fact, due to the true nature of his relationship with the Warlord, it’s proving quite easy and actually a lot of fun. They're always joint at the hip whenever they're together anyway, Doflamingo has a surprisingly gentle side, Sanji likes feeding and servicing his partner, and best of all, it's almost like they read each other's minds.

Their tactics to run their own kingdoms, wreak havoc on others and the way they present themselves may have some differences but the end goals are mostly one in the same. If one falters, the other will pick up the slack. They never failed joint missions because of this. Their differences in approach actually work to their advantage, opening up more opportunities for success to get whatever their hearts desire.

But today, they learn that this may be the first time that they're not completely in sync.

Sanji and Doflamingo sit inside the discreet protection of an especially large palanquin, made specifically to carry royalties of large stature like the Warlord himself. Like every other carriage in the parade, multiple slaves carry them through the open road that leads to Pangaea Castle as the crowd of wealthy citizens cheers for the kings and queens’ arrival for the Levely.

Instead of exposing themselves to the public, they kept their curtains shut for privacy. They whisper to each other with a hiss, a heated argument forming between them.

Doflamingo

That's not the agreement! Just stick to the plan! You don't know this place as well as I do–you’ll get caught!

Sanji

It was a last second discovery. It's too good to pass!

Doflamingo

We're here for the entire week. Do it later! The timeframe is too short!

Sanji

No! Everyone's out and about right now. It's now or never! I promise that I'll pop back in just in time!

Doflamingo

Don't you dare!

Sanji shuffles through his pockets concealed in the puffiness of his harem pants. He retrieves a small item that Doflamingo can't see, pulls back the curtain on his side and throws it through the small gap of the palanquin frames. It lands and rolls into a small alley that they pass. Doflamingo realises that it looks like one of Caesar Clown’s harmless gas bombs.

A second later it puffs out colourful purple smoke that spreads widely through the crowd then over the road in front of them. The parade comes to an abrupt halt as commotion ensues. Royal guards run towards the troubled area while the residents are running frightfully away from it. Some thought it part of the parade and cheered on.

Sanji quickly wraps himself in an elegant white cloak and covers his head with its hood.

Sanji

That's my cue. Love you!

Doflamingo

Wait, Sanji!

Sanji pecks the Warlord's cheek and quickly jumps off the window on Doflamingo's side. He joins a stream of panicked citizens within the purple cloud and vanishes among them.

Doflamingo groans in pain, falls backwards and slouches against the pillows behind him in defeat. He massages the bridge of his nose, lifting his sunglasses slightly to ease a developing headache. He hears the guards call off Sanji's colour bomb tactic as a prank and nothing more, then they proceed to shoo off the residents to clear the way for the parade.

—

In the middle of the road, a certain mermaid prince is afloat on his coral-made bubble near the entrance of Pangaea Palace. In his hand is a stack of papers and a pen secured on a clipboard.

This end of the parade is crowded but the cheering isn't as lively as the kings and queens have yet to reach it. The prince takes advantage of this to approach the residents and sound his pleas. The citizens throw disgusted and disapproving looks at him, distancing themselves when he nears them.

Fukaboshi

Citizens of Mary Geoise! I am Prince Fukaboshi of Fish-Man Island. We ask for your sympathy so the merfolk may have a voice in the council. We just need a few more signatures for our petition!

The crowd cringes at the thought of a lesser creature wanting to take part in the Levely. They whisper among themselves suspiciously, wondering how a fishman like him has managed to find his way on their precious land. They make an effort to keep away further lest they inhale the dirtied air that he exhumes.

Nearby, Sanji emerges from an open window and jumps stealthily on the rooftop of a nobleman's mansion. He squats and victoriously tosses a small bag of stolen condensed seastones in his hands before hiding it away in his harem pants. He smiles heartily in satisfaction, patting it.

The next part of his plan is to create another diversion so he can sneak his way back to Doflamingo. But it seems like the job's already been done for him.

He eyes the royal guards as they run towards the palace entrance which, for some unknown reason, has a bigger commotion than the colour bomb tactic that he pulled earlier. He isn't one to complain. This gives him plenty of opportunity to scale down the walls and blend back into the crowd without causing the mischief himself for once.

Before he can act, he hears booing and a man's cries for help. Curious, he takes a running leap off the edge of the rooftop and hops onto another mansion to get a better angle. When he looks down on the road, his vision focuses on a particularly large fishman. His heart-shaped eyes bulge out of his eye sockets and his tongue sticks out lecherously.

Sanji

Ooooh, he's huge!! 

Scared but determined, the mermaid prince bravely steels himself to continue sounding his pleas to the now angry locals.

Fukaboshi

Please, your small contribution would change the lives of many! All we ask is a few seconds of your time and–

A piece of fruit hurls over the crowd and hits him square on his face, splattering its juices all over his front. The residents cheer on then continue their bombardment and booing. The mermaid prince protects his face with his wide forearms. He tries to back away fearfully but finds that the furious locals have him surrounded.

Sanji’s expression turns into fury, immediately feeling his blood boil from the sight.

Royal Guard

Alright, that's enough fun, everyone! You there, clear off! The rulers are coming through shortly!

Fukaboshi

But I am a–

Royal Guard

The rulers who matter, fish scum. Leave before I have you arrested!

Fukaboshi

N–no! Our people are living beings too! Just like you, your friends and your families!

Royal Guard

How dare you compare me with the likes of you! Men, seize the–

The mermaid prince hears a light clatter on the ground underneath him. Before he can properly look, he is suddenly engulfed in thick purple smoke, along with the residents and the royal guard around him. They cough from the gas and blindly run away from the source, some trip and fall onto the ground clumsily. When the smoke clears, the fishman prince has vanished.

—

Sanji holds onto Fukaboshi as he leads them away from the crowded grounds of the main entrance and through the isolated road parallel along the palace walls. The mermaid prince, still coughing, rubs his eyes to clear his vision then gasps when he sees that he is holding hands with a human who had apparently rescued him from the wrath of the locals and getting arrested.

Fukaboshi

Wh–who are you?

Sanji doesn't reply to play the silent slave that Doflamingo wants him to be. If he's being honest with himself, he is unsure on what to do next but he knows that he doesn't have time to escort the prince all the way out of the country.

As they run, Sanji's hood falls off, enabling Fukaboshi to get a glimpse of the famous Hoof of the Soaring Dragon burnt on the back of his neck. The mermaid prince also can't help but stare at the fresh bite marks and bruises all over his otherwise smooth skin.

Fukaboshi

You're a slave, huh? It's very brave of you to do this but won't you get in trouble?

Again, Sanji doesn't reply. He simply keeps his eyes forward and his haki focused to ensure the prince’s safe escape.

Fukaboshi

Hey, why don't you come with me?

At that, Sanji's eyebrows shoot up in surprise at the sudden offer.

Fukaboshi

A number of our citizens are liberated slaves. We can offer you sanctuary! I'm sure my father will be more than happy to shelter you. In my opinion, we need more humans at home.

Though… not everyone shares the same views…. There are some outdated laws but I'm trying to purge all the obsolete ones…. Unfortunately there's been a lot of resistance from our own people….

Sanji feels the presence of royal guards on patrol ahead. He pulls Fukaboshi down a narrow alley between a couple of extravagantly decorated shops then takes another turn to lead them away.

Fukaboshi

Can't talk, huh? Are you not allowed to?

Sanji takes pity on the prince’s nervously rambling state. He finally gives in and nods in response.

Fukaboshi

I see…. I uh…owe you my thanks. I didn't realise it's this bad up here. I was hoping for an audience with any of the World Nobles and to get signatures for a petition…. And maybe even an opportunity to sit in the Levely.

Sanji slows his pace to walk alongside the fishman and get a good look at him, intrigued with his story.

Fukaboshi

I know, it's silly to do this head on. My father and siblings think this whole venture is dangerous and all for naught but if I can just listen in on one of the talks, I might get more ideas on how we can better appeal to have a seat in the council. This whole campaign is really–

The blonde stops in his tracks and pushes him forcefully against the alley’s stone wall.

Fukaboshi

Oww! What are you doing?!

Sanji places a finger on his own lips to tell him to be quiet. He leans himself against the same surface and watches the far end of the alley.

Not long after, they see a group of residents run past, no doubt to join the parade. He guesses that the rulers are probably nearing the palace entrance any moment now which means he is running out of time though he couldn't help but be interested in the intentions of the noble prince. He pushes himself off the wall and faces Fukaboshi.

Fukaboshi

You're really good at this. Do you usually sneak around?

Sanji gives him a cheeky smile and makes a gesture with his hand, trying to say “maybe”. Then he shuffles through his pocket to offer him a clean cloth.

Fukaboshi

Erm…what’s that for? Do you need me to wear a mask?

The blonde rolls his eyes, resisting every urge to sarcastically remark, “What would that do, hide your fishman identity?!” but Doflamingo's voice, “Too much trash talk from your mouth, mi alma,” echoes in his head. To make himself clear, he reaches out instead. 

Seeing that he’s trying to get to his head and thinking that he will somehow hide his features in it, Fukaboshi lowers himself and gasps when Sanji cups his jaw and begins wiping his face clean from the dirt that the residents had created for him. The mermaid prince is too stunned and speechless from the man’s gentle and caring touch. Having made his point clear, Sanji offers the cloth to him again to tell him to clean the rest himself. Fukaboshi understands and follows through, taking the fabric from his hand.

Fukaboshi

Tha…thank you, friend.

As he continues to wipe himself clean, Sanji points at the clipboard tucked under his arm.

Fukaboshi

What? You… want to sign it?

The blonde eagerly nods, smiling brightly at him.

Fukaboshi 

O–oh, wow. Yes, yes of course! Every single one helps!

He passes the clipboard and a pen which Sanji takes and quickly scribbles his name onto it.

Fukaboshi

As far as I know, you're the first human to ever volunteer. I appreciate it, friend.

Imagine if one of the kings or queens signed it! It'll be worth a hundred signatures, maybe more! If only….

Sanji grins at him, trying to say that he's happy to help. He returns the signed petition to him.

Before Fukaboshi can read his name, Sanji grabs his hand once more and leads them away. This time, he changes direction.

—

Back in the slow-moving palanquin, Doflamingo is reading a book to entertain himself and distract his mind. He then feels the pillowy seat next to him sink.

Doflamingo

Did you get what you needed?

Sanji

Yes~

The Warlord sighs in relief as he shuts his book close and tosses it on the side. He is unsure how Sanji managed to sneak inside but given that there are no disturbances from the parade, he doesn't question it. He simply wraps an arm over the other blonde’s side of the seat. Feeling particularly cuddly, Sanji leans against him and rubs his cheek on his chest affectionately.

Doflamingo

You are well aware that they will inspect you, right? And this carriage, before you can even step foot in there.

Sanji

Yes.

Doflamingo

That means you can't hold onto more of Caesar's colour bombs and your newly acquired seastones.

Sanji

What do you take me for? It's all sorted out. Don't worry your pretty blonde head about it!

Doflamingo smiles warmly. He lowers down and plants a soft kiss on his forehead before resting his chin on the top of his head. He finally allows himself to relax, having his favourite person return safely in his arms.

Doflamingo

I never doubted you for a second.

—

Fukaboshi was snuck into the palace and straight into the vast empty room where the council will be held. He had been cramped into one of the large cabinets that originally had numerous plates and other kitchen utensils stored in it for the staff's easy access. Sanji had speedily relocated them somehow, along with the inner shelves to make room for him. The cabinet is huge in size but because of his stature, it's still a tight fit so they had to get rid of his bubble.

He's been waiting in the same spot for an hour now with nothing happening. He begins to wonder if this is a trap which makes him extremely anxious. He knew he had an immediate crush on this handsome slave and was too shy to say no to being led here. He's okay with the fact that this just makes him look an even bigger fool though he may have some regrets later if he gets discovered.

His tail is starting to feel sore, and his fins itchy and dry. He considers stepping out momentarily to stretch out and investigate but then there is a sound of the massive entrance doors opening and closing. Nervously, he peeks through the keyhole.

Suddenly, the cabinet doors swing open and he is face to face with a tall man wearing a pink feathery coat and red pointed sunglasses. He has a nasty snarl on his face. Fukaboshi recognises him immediately as one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea. He gulps nervously.

Fukaboshi

Uh…

The mermaid prince sees a familiar figure pop up from under the Warlord's coat. Sanji grins and waves at him cheerfully.

Fukaboshi

H–hi…? I uh…got your condensed seastones and these uh… bombs. Do you need them?

Sanji shakes his head but squeezes himself to get past Doflamingo's looming figure to retrieve the clipboard from Fukaboshi’s hand. He passes it over to the Warlord.

Doflamingo

What?

The other blonde gestures for him to sign it so Doflamingo takes the clipboard, quickly skims his eyes over the texts of the front page then peruses through the stacks of papers.

Doflamingo

This is a petition for the Neptune family to take part in the Levely and all future political gatherings.

Fukaboshi

Y…yes, Sir.

Doflamingo

This deserves to be burnt.

Fukaboshi

No, please!

Sanji lightly tugs Doflamingo's sleeve and curls a finger, gesturing for the Warlord to come closer, batting his long attractive eyelids to him seductively.

Doflamingo

Well…if I get a kiss from you first, I'll sign.

As the Warlord bends down, Sanji snatches the clipboard off his hands and whacks the top of his head with it. Then he shoves it and the pen into his chest impatiently.

Doflamingo

Ouch! Fine, FINE!

Just…easy. Since you asked me to do it, of course I will.

This is a very odd but victorious sight for Fukaboshi. He never imagined that one of the rulers would actually sign the petition, just as he wished. In his mind, this risky trip to Mary Geoise has already paid off. Having the king of Dressrosa on side would greatly benefit his people and already guarantees an audience with one of the World Leaders at the very least. He knew that this man had great influence as a Warlord and as a former Celestial Dragon. He watches him take the opportunity to properly read the front page this time, hovering the pen over the lines side to side.

Fukaboshi

You're not what I expected, Your Highness.

Doflamingo

Hmm?

Fukaboshi

I see some good in you.

Doflamingo raises an irritated brow at him while Sanji grins teasingly, jabbing his side with his elbow.

Fukaboshi

P–please don’t take it the wrong way! I meant no offense! But the things I hear and read in the news… well….

I just didn't expect you to be like… this. Your friend here is the very first slave I met who looks genuinely happy to be one.

Doflamingo

Keep talking and I'll throw this into the fire.

Fukaboshi's lips thin into a line. He gulps nervously.

Doflamingo

And don't call him that. He's a free man.

Fukaboshi blinks at that. When Doflamingo finally scribbles his name, Sanji pulls the Warlord by the collar and gives his cheek a quick peck in gratitude.

Doflamingo offers the signed petition back to the mermaid prince but before he can get his hands on it, the Warlord pulls it back.

Doflamingo

Listen here and listen closely. We're in the middle of a mission and, unfortunately, you're in for the ride. I don’t know why my little pet here decided to drag you into this mess and insisted that we help you, so don’t get any wrong ideas.

No matter what happens, you will stay in here quietly for the full duration of the council for the day. Do you understand?

Fukaboshi

Y–yes, I understand.

Doflamingo

Now, when I close these doors, I will secure it so no one can open it. Do not attempt to leave or make a single noise until we come back for you. Are we clear?

Fukaboshi swallows nervously.

Fukaboshi

Clear as day, Your Highness.

Doflamingo

If you so much as wag your little tail, I'm going to keep you in here and starve you to death.

Sanji impatiently takes the clipboard off the Warlord, whacks his arm loudly with it and finally returns it to the mermaid prince.

Doflamingo

Ow! Calm down already. I just need to make sure he knows what he's in for.

Fukaboshi gratefully takes the signed petition and studies it. His eyes widened in astonishment to find not one but two signatures of infamous ruling kings on the front page. He looks up to Sanji who winks at him but before he can say anything, the Warlord shuts the cabinet doors closed and seals them with his invisible strings.

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Sanji and Doflamingo later re-enter the room. This time, they are part of the line of kings and queens who take their seats to represent their countries. And so marks the beginning of the Levely.

Fukaboshi peeks through the small open keyhole. With a very limited line of sight, he doesn't really see much but he identifies a few long standing participants such as Ham Burger and Nefertari Cobra. Much to his relief, his Warlord ally has claimed the seat closest to the cabinet where he hid. The apparent ruler of Germa Kingdom sat comfortably on his lap, in disguise, playing the part of an eye candy. Many of the rulers’ stare at them with bulging eyes and mouths agape through the first couple of hours of the council.

Voice

I must say, this is highly unusual of you, Doflamingo.

Fukaboshi can't really see or recognise the voice who speaks out but the room falls silent.

Voice

You never bring anyone along to the Levely. Yet here you are with one and…a very pretty little thing at that too.

For the very first time, Fukaboshi hears the Warlord's menacing chuckle. He feels the scales through his body tremble at the deep sound.

Doflamingo

Do you have a problem with it, King Wapol?

Wapol

Not at all! I'm just wondering if he's for sale? Would you be up for a trade?

Doflamingo

No.

Wapol

Come on! If not him, does he have any relatives? Siblings?

Doflamingo

Actually, y–

Sanji discreetly rams a bruising heel of his foot onto Doflamingo's calf bone under the tablecloth. The Warlord takes a sharp breath in, fights through the urge to scream out in pain and replies as calmly as he can.

Doflamingo

If you want your own, you are free to attend my auction at Sabaody Archipelago. Other than that, keep your grubby hands to yourself, worm.

Cobra

I'd like to remind the council that this is a discussion of worldly concerns so we may better the lives of our loyal subjects. And not despicable human trading.

Wapol

Come now, Nefertari! I'm not the only one thinking about it!

Doflamingo, I'm certain that you didn't bring him here for no reason. This is clearly an advertisement for your stock! And a beautiful one too. Surely you would do us the honour of… sharing… this fine specimen?

There is a murmur throughout the room. It scares Fukaboshi how many of them are agreeing along with King Wapol. They fall silent once more when Doflamingo finally replies.

Doflamingo

You're right.

The rulers stare at him, surprised that for once he voices an agreeing answer.

Doflamingo

He is here for a reason. I brought him along so he can crawl over you in your sleep to rip that big mouth off yours and slit your throat.

There is a sound of scrambling chairs, and the crashing of various plates and glasses as Wapol yells out death threats and curses at Doflamingo. Some of the other rulers begin arguing among each other about the concerns of slave trading and the Celestial Dragons’ contribution to the matter. Chaos unfolds and fights ensue.

Fukaboshi can no longer understand what's happening to the scene before him. Left and right, he sees furniture being tossed around. Some had tea or wine spill over their garments while some were rolling over the table, beating each other messily.

Some of the panicked rulers scramble to hide themselves from the fight. In two instances, someone tried to open the cabinet where he hid but to no avail, thanks to Doflamingo's efforts in securing it.

When Fukaboshi glances towards his friends, he sees various items hurled towards the tall Warlord. The man simply flicks his fingers to send the incoming projectiles back to where they came from with his invisible strings. During the chaos, the mermaid prince sees Sanji whisper something in Doflamingo's ear before kissing him on the cheek and slipping away.

The royal guards eventually interfere and the rulers settle back onto their seats, albeit looking a lot filthier and less presentable than when the Levely started. Fukaboshi sees Sanji return to Doflamingo's lap but no one else is all the wiser.

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When the first of many talks finally concludes for the day, kings and queens retire back to their chambers for mealtime. Fukaboshi waited patiently inside the cabinet as instructed, but it's getting extremely strenuous as he hasn't stretched out nor visited the toilet for the entire day. Thankfully, Sanji and Doflamingo return to free him as they promised and sneak him into their newly assigned ensuite inside the palace.

Sanji and Fukaboshi sat quietly at the dining table, listening to Doflamingo's conversation with the palace worker by the door. He kept it just slightly ajar, enough to communicate through so he could conceal the rest of the living space behind his large figure.

Palace Worker

Just the usual portion for yourself with a plus one, my King?

Doflamingo

Triple it.

Palace Worker

I…wh–what? Are you sure, my Lord? …That's quite a lot. Enough for a family of ten, my Liege.

Doflamingo

…Yes. I've been eating a lot. Trying to uh…work out.

Palace Worker

I–I see!

Sanji covers his mouth to stop himself from giggling out loud but his shoulders shake violently. Fukaboshi enjoyed the sight of him and couldn't help but smile along.

They see Doflamingo wave his hand towards them, desperately gesturing for the blonde to shut up. This just worsens it and Sanji practically falls onto the floor, rolling side to side with both hands covering his reddened face. The mermaid prince grins at his clumsiness and snickers as quietly as he can.

Doflamingo

I'm just…you know, quite famished.

Palace Worker

R–right.

Doflamingo

Just…trying this uh…new diet.

Palace Worker

It's really no trouble, Your Highness! We will have your food ready within an hour. Unfortunately there will be a bit of a wait due to the large order.

Will you be eating in the main dining hall with everyone or would you prefer to dine in private?

Doflamingo

Just in here.

Quietly, Doflamingo shuts and locks the door. He snaps an annoyed look at the now laughing blonde on the floor.

Doflamingo

What?! What's so funny?!

Sanji

You–you realise that we're here for the entire week, right?! Prince Fukaboshi will be leaving later tonight but they're going to be serving us the same amount of food three times a day for the full duration of our stay!

Doflamingo

Oh…shit.

Sanji

And you used yourself as an excuse?! A fucking–HAHAH–“diet”?! Now you can't take it back because they'll be suspicious! You have to eat most of it!

I know you eat a lot but…ten, Doffy! A serving for ten!!

Doflamingo buries his face into his hands and painfully groans.

Doflamingo

Wait, why can't you help me? It's partly for you!

Sanji

No, I can't! I'm acting as your slave so I have to maintain my form to look malnourished and somewhat mistreated. You have to finish most of it!

Doffy!!! You're going to come out of the Levely looking like a balloon boy!

Doflamingo

Fuck. I really did not think this one through. Ugh….

Sanji continues laughing out loud.

Doflamingo is genuinely hungry after the long day but he suddenly feels sick thinking about how much food he has to force feed himself for the rest of the week, knowing full well how the other blonde feels about wasting a single scrap. He walks to the dining table, pulls up a chair next to Sanji's and sinks into it in defeat.

Fukaboshi feels guilty about his involvement in all this. He observes the Warlord brooding over his fate as Sanji continues to tease him for it.

Fukaboshi

I owe you my thanks, friend. You’ve done quite a lot for me and my people already. You really don't have to feed and shelter me. I'm happy to go on my way.

Doflamingo

Don't be a reckless idiot. The whole city is celebrating right now so sneaking out an unwanted large fishman like you is downright impossible. From the palace, no less.

If you get caught, so do we.

Sanji

He's right, dear.

Sanji finally pulls himself up from the floor to sit on his own chair.

Sanji

There's no point right now. You'll just get arrested and god knows what they do to fishmen up here in captivity…regardless of status.

In the meantime, what better way to hide yourself than under their own noses? I'll personally help you leave the city tonight, don't worry. So relax, make yourself at home, and eat as much as you can when the food arrives…or else Doffy here won't be able to fit through that door before the Levely is through.

Doflamingo scoffs at that and opens the book he'd been reading from the palanquin. Sanji hops off his chair and starts making hot drinks at a nearby station.

Fukaboshi

Your Highness…

Sanji

Call me Sanji. You've seen my name on that petition already.

Fukaboshi

Err… Sanji. I hope you don't mind if I ask but…what do you hope to accomplish from this Levely? My family wishes to have a place on the council for the survival and bettering the quality of lives of our species. And thanks to your signatures, we have a guaranteed place in it now, but after seeing all that…I'm not so sure anymore. Why does the king of Germa want to join these? It doesn't seem…effective for what it's meant to be.

Sanji hums to himself, thinking of a good response while Doflamingo simply keeps his nose to his book and flips a page over.

Doflamingo

They're not always like that. We purposely riled up Wapol to start a fight.

Fukaboshi

You did? Why?

Sanji

Did you learn much today, Prince Fukaboshi?

Fukaboshi

Truthfully? I learned that a lot of humans are not to be trusted…. No offense….

Sanji

None taken! Because you're right. It’s an invaluable insight.

Fukaboshi stares at him, intrigued at his reaction. Sanji sets down a tray with a pot of tea, and milk and sugar on the side. 

Sanji

Germa is in desperate need of allies. My late father's old friends don't want anything to do with me, and I certainly don't want to involve myself with them. So…here we are.

Sanji distributes teacups among them before finally circling around the table to reclaim his seat on the opposite side of Fukaboshi, next to Doflamingo. The Warlord sets down his book to pour drinks.

Sanji 

I came here so I can see for myself who I can trust and who to fuck over. I need to read people with my own eyes. Sending over retainers or spies would just complicate matters. Hence…

Sanji gestures both of his hands over his outfit.

Fukaboshi

You're… pretending to be a slave?

Sanji

Yes.

Fukaboshi

I…I'm not sure that I understand what that would do.

Sanji

You can get a sense of a person's true nature by how they treat people who they consider “lower” than them. I could have pretended to be a palace worker, a cleaner or maybe even a beggar, but since owning slaves is a fad here, it's the best choice.

I need to know what they’re like–their morals, their personal values, who’s most likely to stab me in the back, who is most likely to sacrifice themselves to save their people–that sort of thing. These make up the fine lines between winning a war and losing it, between building prosperity and falling into poverty.

Fukaboshi remembers King Wapol, and how the rulers fell into a fight among each other when the topic of slave trading was brought up. The tactic suddenly makes sense. His mother believed that unity between humans and merfolk can be achieved through understanding and trust but he knew very well that that takes time. It sounds like Sanji's requirements for the survival of his people are in need of a more immediate action and forcing a controversial topic into the talks creates a reliable shortlist of potential allies to start off with. Already on the first day, they have effectively collected vital information that not only benefits the king of Germa but also the Warlord and himself as well. He can only imagine what more they can achieve from the remaining days of the Levely during their stay.

Doflamingo sips his tea while reading his book, flipping to the next page with his index finger.

Doflamingo

Fucker looks good hanging off my arm too.

Sanji

Oh, and yes, that too! It’s the first time I've seen you in your formals–sexy as fuck, I say. How hot did we look together?!

Doflamingo

We still do, mi alma.

Sanji

Too bad it won't last long since you have to eat so much. Oh, how I will miss your pretty body….

Doflamingo

Ugh…

Fukaboshi begins to feel a small pang of jealousy but he shakes his head at the thought. He looks down and twiddles his thumbs, thinking deeply. Secured with the garment around his waist, he sees the cloth that Sanji had given him earlier. He admires it for a moment before the smaller blonde finally speaks out.

Sanji

Don’t hurt yourself. Spill it, your Highness.

The mermaid prince shyly looks up as the smaller blonde takes a sip of his own drink. He stammers the next question.

Fukaboshi

I couldn’t help but wonder…. How long have you two been together?

Doflamingo’s expression remains impassive as he keeps his gaze on his book while Sanji simply leans on his arm and chuckles lightly. It looks as though they’re both used to getting asked this question.

Sanji

Oh, my prince. We’re allies but we’re not exclusive lovers, if that’s what you’re really asking.

Fukaboshi

O–oh…. Sorry, I just thought… because you seem inseparable, even in private….

Sanji

You’re very cute, aren’t you?

Fukaboshi

I–you think that I’m–what?

Sanji

Hey, Doffy~

Doflamingo

I am not having a threesome with a fish.

Sanji

Oh, come on! How do you know that you don’t like it if you don’t try it?

Doflamingo

I’ve tried it plenty, thank you. It’s just too slippery for my taste. Gets really hard to find your footing, you know?

Sanji

Ooh! I kind of like the sound of that! Tell me more~

Fukaboshi

This…this conversation is not where I thought it was going to go.

Doflamingo

If you want to ask him out, just spit it out, man.

Fukaboshi didn’t realise that his scales could go vividly red. He feels his fins hackle up involuntarily. When he makes the mistake of glancing at Sanji, the blonde is leaning on both palms of his hands on the table, smiling brightly at him and waiting eagerly to hear his next words.

With a shaky hand, he reaches into his pockets and quickly brings up his bubbly coral, nearly dropping it clumsily in the process, to inflate a clear donut around his waist. Sanji blinks at him in surprise. As soon as the float is formed, the mermaid prince flees quickly into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. The two hear him practically hyperventilating on the other side.

Sanji

Doffy! Look what you’ve done!

The corner of Doflamingo’s lips twitch slightly as he tries to conceal a smile. He sips his tea casually and flicks over the next page of his book.

—

Far beneath the White Sea, Doflamingo gasps for air as he drags himself out of the blue oceanic water on all fours, pulling the figure of the blonde look-alike onto the safe sandy shores of Jaya. His arms tremble madly as he coughs seawater out of his lungs, barely able to keep himself up.

A powerful wave suddenly engulfs him and lifts him up, forcing him to release the stranger. The body of water shifts and swirls around in a vortex, squeezing his figure tightly above ground. He immediately feels weak and powerless inside it. With gritted teeth, he looks through the partly broken lenses of his sunglasses and freezes at the sight of a pointed trident on his cheek. Weidling it is a familiar mermaid of large stature, afloat on his usual donut bubble.

Fukaboshi

Doflamingo.

The Warlord practically spits at him.

Doflamingo

Prince Fukaboshi.

Fukaboshi moves closer to him until he's inches away from his face.

Fukaboshi

It's “King” now, actually.

Doflamingo

Well then…congratulations are in order, Your Liege.

Would it by chance have anything to do with you waging war on my kingdom?

Fukaboshi 

Maybe.

Doflamingo chuckles softly until Fukaboshi pushes the trident against his face, piercing his skin. The Warlord drops his smile.

Fukaboshi

Doffy…where’s Sanji?

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Bonus: Full Artwork

I changed up the design of Sanji's Germa throne in this story. The shape of the skull's eyes and added rings around the horns resemble Doffy's sunglasses and earrings respectively. The altered design symbolises their long standing relationship, which goes way back before Zoro came into the picture.

[slowcatsisland]

One Piece Thought; Characters Who I Think Hate/Have A Fear of Guns

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Note: Kinda talking like Batman level hating, refusing to use them/disapproves sometimes when others use them but it depends on the character too, Of course this list probably transcends the number of characters I have included bc having an aversion to guns isn’t exactly uncommon, I’m putting characters that have some sort of traumatic experience that stems from gun violence/usage that I can remember

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Nami & Nojiko

I feel like Nami would be more fearful of guns and cautious around them as well as people who are wielding them because of how Arlong killed Bellamere with a gun yk

This is kinda my only argument for this headcanon lol

But if you think about it, an 8 year old girl being harshly exposed to the dangers of guns as she watches a bullet shoot straight into her mom’s chest? That has to leave a mental bias towards guns in some way yeah?

This applies to Nojiko as well

Trafalgar Law

I feel like Law would be more afraid of the sound of gun shots over anything else fun related.

He never saw Doflamingo shoot Rosinante, he only ever heard the sounds of the firing, the bullets piercing Rosinante’s body, and the thud of Rosinante hitting the ground.

He’s shot a gun before, he knows how to work them a decent amount from his time within the Donquixote Family. I don’t think he would ever use one at this point in time again though because of his preferred weapon of choice and fighting style.

I imagine that he is relatively unaffected if people use them but the sounds get to him a great deal if he lets it.

Donquixote Doflamingo

Okay, I feel like Doflamingo wouldn’t like anyone else using guns around him but he has no problem using them himself.

We see this too, as it is his go to weapon aside from his devil fruit.

I imagine that this is sort of power or control thing within him, perhaps guns symbolize strength, danger, control, permanence, etc. So I don’t think he fears nor hates guns in a way

I think he feels more stable with the power that guns give him ykwim?

It would make sense due to the fact he uses guns to harm the people he has the most emotional reaction to yk? (Homing, Rosinante, Law)

I wonder if Rosinante ever felt some type of way about guns

Oden’s Retainers (doesn’t apply to Izo tho lol)

Oden was officially killed by Orochi’s bullet even though he was also being burned alive

The retainers were running away to Kiri when Oden was shot, but they also heard the gun shot.

I feel like they would harbor a hatred for guns the same way they (or at least Kin’emon) hate dragons. They would view it as an extension of Orochi and his cruelness.

Plus I feel like there might be some honor/standards that conflict with the usage of guns over swords ykwim? But eh

King Neptune (and his children by extension?)

If my wife was shot and she died, I think I wouldn’t like guns

If my mom was shot and died, I think I wouldn’t like guns

Yah know?

For the most part it seems that guns aren’t as prevalent a weapon in their society as opposed to spears and tridents too

Of course they still do have them I’m not denying that (at least I’m pretty sure their army uses guns it’s been a while since I watched fishman island..)

But maybe they view guns as more of a human thing, so it has some connotation with it there perhaps?

Yeah

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Other characters that I feel like wouldn’t really like guns but I don’t have a strong reason for -

Jimbei (maybe an honor thing, perhaps not liking them after Queen Otohime died from one?)

Fisher Tiger (former slave of the celestial dragons..)

Koala (Fisher Tiger’s death, being a slave of the Celestial Dragons and like every single one of them got that Glock strapped)

Maybe Sanji or Zoro (maybe their fighting styles/has smth to do with honor during battles?)

Robin (sorta same reasons as Nami, seeing Clover/some of the scholars on Ohara get shot)

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Okay that’s all I got I can’t think of any others

Lemme know what u think about it cuz like yeah

Mwah 😽

[kozukiodenprinceofwano]

The fact that some couples in One Piece have a ridiculously huge height difference for no reason, never fails make me laugh.

[the-indie-owl]

How the Greek/Roman Gods react to their own Cartoonish Counterparts in the SpongeBob franchise.

[charsui]

Okay, so I'm at Fishman Island now and I gotta say, holy shit Luffy is a bad person. In 2 episodes he both is openly racist (saying he's been thinking that merpeople and fishfolk are exactly the same and all look the same, which is like dude, what the shit) and sexually assaults someone and doesn't even try to apologize (he bounces on the boobs of Neptune's daughter and when she cries and is afraid of his actions he tells her to shut up and stop crying) so yeah, he's a real sack of shit.

[fanfic-lover-girl]

PJO abilities that should belong to other people - a fake fan's opinion

So this is meant to be a fun post. Just a list of qualities or abilities that belong to a character that I think should belong to another.

I haven't seriously read HOO or any series after that so I don't have much opinion on that.

The most attractive (male) demigod at CHB (Luke)

This really should be a child of Apollo or Aphrodite. Like that Lee guy from the Apollo cabin. Why aren't there more Aphrodite sons? Love and beauty are not female things Rick.

Best at battle strategy (Annabeth, Percy)

I know Percy is a smart guy but Percy having the best strategies is such a MC thing. This title really should belong to a war god child like Annabeth, Clarisse or Frank. Like Annabeth may be best at pre-battle strategy but Clarisse is best at improv strategies in the heat of battle. Frank could be great at both.

Shape shifting (Frank)

Why the hell does this ability belong to Frank when Neptune or Poseidon (I don't care enough to look up which) is such a far-removed ancestor?? This ability should belong to a child of Hermes as the trickster god!

Manipulating underworld rivers (Percy)

I honestly don't see how this makes sense! Can Daddy P control the Lethe and other rivers? I think this ability should belong to a descendant of both Hades and Poseidon.

Demigod dreams (all demigods)

This is a me thing but I think this should mainly belong to children of Hypnos and Morpheus. I don't see why all demigods should have this ability. At the very least, only kids of these gods should be able to control their dreams.

Fire resistance (Percy)

I don't see why Percy has this ability either. This really should be a Cyclops and children of Hephaestus thing.

Super fast reflexes (Percy)

I am sure there was a scene where Percy sliced arrows mid-air. I think this should be a child of Hermes or war god child thing.

Putting people to sleep (Nico)

There was this part in HOO where Nico mentions ensuring people are put to sleep. Like why does Nico have this ability? This skill should be Clovis'.

Boosts that improve fighting ability (Percy)

I totally agree that water should increase Percy's stamina and strength. But not his fighting ability. Poseidon is not a war god! Being in water shouldn't give Percy the ability to beat Luke in a sword lesson. Or perform fighting manoeuvres against a monster. Or beat an entire cabin of bloodthirsty Ares kids. This should be an Ares kid thing. Not even Athena, but just Ares. Not sure what the boost would be but this really makes Percy look so OP in book 1.

I can't believe Rick wrote the children of the king of the gods as the most reasonably powered of the big three kids. What irony.

[bell-swamp-fitzjames]

Oops all Women! for Terror (2018) playlists

I'm still reeling from today's 2 Hickey playlists and in honor of that here are the ladies of the Terror! Plus Tuunbaq! <3 I really have been enjoying making each one of these ones & I didn't think I'd make a tuunbaq one but that one came together almost like a dream. I must thank all of those who have allowed me to bounce ideas off of them and generally for anyone who listens to the playlists or looks at the post. <3 I love this event so much, it truly is every Sunday a dream come true.

Silna [LINK]

ataataga by Riit || Immutaa by Beatrice Deer || Deeper Than Love by Colleen Green || Embody by Frankie Cosmos || Waniska by Kym Gouchie || OK Indicts by Leanne Betasamosake Simpson || Gravity by The Blasting Company || Easy by Thao & The Get Down Stay Down || Tuttukasik (Bonus Track) by Nive Nielsen & The Deer Children || Don't Touch by Norma Tanega || Someday We'll Linger In The Sun by Gaelynn Lea || Tuattiaq by Joey Ammaq & Terry Uyarak || Happy Phantom- 2015 Remaster by Tori Amos || Beautiful Mother by Dirty Projectors, Bjork || Ghosts in My Heart by Mariee Sioux || Breaking Down by Florence + The Machine || House of Spirits by The Veils || House of 1982 Built Like A Ship by Driftless Pony Club || Words That Stay by Tele Novella || Ghost of a Boy by Rae Spoon

Tuunbaq [Link]

Song For A Dying Planet by Joe Walsh || The Planets Op. 32 VII. Neptune, The Mystic by Gustav Holst || Last Morning Watch IV. by Marcus Fjellström || Uninhabitable Earth, Paragraph One by Dirty Projectors, David Longstreth, stargaze || Nekton by Cosmo Sheldrake || Nocturne for Bassoon and Marimba by Connor Chee, Jacqueline Wilson, Christopher Wilson || Pollution by Tom Lehrer || Winter Saltings by Laura Cannell || Polar Sirens by David Bickley and Tom Green || Coyote, My Little Brother by Pete Seeger || Buzz Run by Heloise Tunstall-Behrens & Auclair || Sea Organ by Wonderfulsound || Better by The Honeysticks, Ricky Montgomery || The Firebird Suite (1919 Version): The Firebird and its Dances- 2017 Remastered Version by Igor Stravinsky, Leonard Bernstein, New York Philharmonic Orchestra || Pohjanpalo- Polar Night by Tuuletar || Normalization Blues- demo by AJJ || Pandemonium by Silla and Rise || Wolf Quartet - Original Mix by Matt Berry || All Fell Down by Jason Steele || Birth of Liquid Pleades by Tangerine Dream

Lady Jane Franklin [LINK]

Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper || Water Me Down by Vagabon || Queen of the Night Aria (Der Holle Rache) by Mozart || 3 O'Clock Things by AJR || Just LIke Jesse James by Cher || Kokomo by The Beach Boys || End of the Party by The English Beat || Leather and Lace- 2016 Remaster by Stevie Nicks, Don Henley || Don't Stop Me Now by Queen || Honky Cat- Remastered 2017 by Elton John || I Feel So Good by Jukebox the Ghost || Keep on Loving You by REO Speedwagon || Hole In My Pocket by Sheryl Crow || Anything You Can Do by Bernadette Peters, Tom Wopat || Night Waltz by Terry Trotter || Dancing in The Moonlight by King Harvest || Turn The Light by Karen 0, Danger Mouse || Everything's Coming Up Roses- Remastered Version by Linda Kirk || Anything Goes by Patti LuPone || I Still Believe by Tim Cappello

Sophia Cracroft [LINK]

Being In Love by Wet Leg || Sophisticated Girl by The Pezheads || Only You Know by Dion || Manhattan by Cat Power || You and I by Caribou || Hunter by Becca Mancari || Strawberry Jam by FIZZ || Dog Days Are Over by Florence + The Machine || You Shadow by Sharon Van Etten || Everything Now by Arcade Fire || Slip Away by Perfume Genius || Big Time Nothing by St. Vincent || Kyoto by Phoebe Bridgers || Ich küss dich tot by Schnipo Schranke || Burn Your Life Down by Tegan and Sara || Angel! Wild! Superstar! by Ha Vay || Lily by Mamiko Suzuki, Rachel || Strawberries by Asobi Seksu || Your Dog by Soccer Mommy || Deep Sea by Snail Mail

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Lost and Found: A Pirate’s Promise

Chapter 10: Navigating the Unknown: Destination Punk Hazard 

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 (Here)

AN: Chapter 10 is finally here! Im not gonna lie Im inspired to continue to write more so Chapter 11 might get dropped early today! This is a relatively short chapter. But its needed for the plot. Like always the chapters are all linked! And without further ado, heres chapter 10. 

Y/N is an established pirate and a formidable warrior, with the third highest bounty in the Straw Hat crew. She's not just another member; her strength and skills have earned her a respected spot among the crew.

Sanji, our favorite lovesick cook, falls head over heels for Y/N almost immediately. True to his nature, he tries every trick in the book to catch her attention, from cooking her favorite meals to showering her with compliments. On the other hand, Y/N may have a small crush on Sanji, but she’s cautious and focused on her goals as a pirate.

As the story progresses, that small crush gradually blossoms into something more profound, but their journey together won't be easy. With the chaos of the New World looming, the dangers they face will test their bond and loyalty to each other. Will their love be strong enough to survive the trials ahead, or will the perils of their pirate life tear them apart?

Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster filled with angst, action, and a dash of romance. I'm thrilled to take you on this adventure with Y/N, Sanji, and the rest of the Straw Hat crew!

Word Count: 2.8K

Sanji x Y/N, OP X Reader, Sanji x Reader

Chapter 10: Navigating the Unknown: Destination Punk Hazard 

Our journey to Fishman Island was both rewarding and crucial, as we uncovered key information that will shape our adventure ahead. The island faced a major upheaval as an anti-human faction of fishmen, led by Hordy Jones, ignited a rebellion to stop cooperation between merfolk and humans. Fortunately, Luffy managed to defeat Hordy, and we took down the New Fishman Pirates, restoring peace to the island.

Robin discovered a crucial Poneglyph that revealed the tale of Joy Boy and his ancient promise to the royal family of Fishman Island. It also spoke of Poseidon, an ancient weapon, which turned out to be none other than Princess Shirahoshi herself, possessing the incredible power to command the Sea Kings.

After the dust settled, Luffy offered Jimbei a spot in our crew, but Jimbei declined, explaining his need to first sever ties with the Big Mom. Meanwhile, the rebellion had caused significant damage, including the destruction of the candy factory, which left Fishman Island unable to fulfill its monthly candy quota to Big Mom. In response, Luffy stepped in to protect the island from her wrath. When Big Mom herself made contact, Luffy boldly declared, "I'm ready to kick your ass!" and hung up the transponder snail with confidence. I placed a hand on his shoulder and told him, "This is going to be a good fight, Captain."

After freeing Fishman Island from Hordy’s grip, Neptune and the royal family threw us a grand celebratory banquet. But, I know what some of you are wondering—what about me and Sanji? Well, the truth is, Sanji didn't exactly live up to his promise. Not only did he flirt with almost every mermaid in sight, but he also went as far as turning to stone for the Princess herself!

Sanji was pulling his usual stunts on all the women, completely forgetting the promise he made to me. I had to pull him aside and tell him, "Sanji, it's clear you can't control yourself. Maybe it's better if we just stay friends instead of being in a relationship."

Sanji, of course, wasn't thrilled with that idea. He looked at me, his eyes wide with shock. "But Y/N, I— I can change! Please, just give me another chance."

I sighed, trying to keep my voice calm. "Sanji, it's not about changing who you are. But if you can prove to me that you can control yourself, that you can keep your promises... then maybe, just maybe, I'll give you another chance."

Sanji's eyes lit up with a glimmer of hope. "You mean it, Y/N? I'll do whatever it takes, I swear."

I nodded, though there was a part of me that remained cautious. "Actions speak louder than words, Sanji. Show me that you can keep your word, and we'll see where things go."

Sanji opened his mouth to say something else but I could tell this decision weighed heavily on him.

Now, as we set sail for Punk Hazard, I find myself sitting with Zoro, sharing some sake and venting about what happened with Sanji.

"I just don’t get it, Zoro," I say, taking a swig from my cup. "He promised, you know? But then he went right back to his old ways like it didn’t mean anything."

Zoro smirks, his eyes sharp as he refills our cups. "That's just how the cook is. Can't keep his nose out of trouble, especially when it comes to women. But if you ask me, you’re better off not getting tangled up in all that."

I nod, appreciating his straightforwardness. "Yeah, maybe you're right. Just feels like a mess, you know?"

Zoro takes a long sip, his gaze shifting to the horizon. "Stick to what matters—fighting and getting stronger. Everything else is just noise. Besides, you deserve someone who won’t make you feel like an idiot, Y/N."

His words hit me harder than I expected, leaving me momentarily speechless. I looked at him, but he just stared ahead, as if what he said was the most obvious thing in the world.

I let his words settle in, the truth of them resonating deeply. Maybe he was right. Maybe I did deserve better—someone who wouldn't make me second-guess myself, someone who wouldn't break promises. I stayed quiet, just letting what Zoro said stay with me as we sailed onward toward whatever challenges awaited us at Punk Hazard.

Just then, I overhear Nami on the other end of the ship, her voice tinged with concern as she talks to Franky. “There’s something seriously wrong about this place. The fish are dead!” she says, her tone rising with alarm. “They’re all bone!”

Brook, ever the optimist, chimes in with his usual humor. “And what’s wrong with that, hmmm?” He laughs, his skeletal form perfectly matching the description. The absurdity of the situation makes me chuckle, and I was about to take another sip of the sake when a distressing sound interrupts us—a cry of someone in distress.

“You guys, check this out!” Luffy’s voice echoes through the hall, filled with curiosity. “Looks like the transponder snail picked up a signal,” says Sanji, who had just walked in. He notices me entering with Zoro beside me and quickly looks away, his earlier bravado deflated.

“What’s wrong, buddy?” Luffy asks the transponder snail, already itching to take action. “Should I pick it up and see if they need help?”

“Wait, Luffy,” Robin interjects, her voice calm but firm. “This is often a trick used by the Navy to lure pirates. Once you pick up, they can pinpoint your signal and launch a surprise attack.”

But, in true Luffy fashion, he doesn’t hesitate. Before anyone can stop him, he picks up the call, leaving all of us stunned. “My name is Monkey D. Luffy, and I’m going to be King of the Pirates!” he declares with unwavering determination.

Usopp and Nami immediately smack him on the head, yelling in unison, “Don’t tell them all that!”

The voice on the other end of the transponder snail is weak and filled with desperation. “Someone help! Please, it’s cold! We need Boss! My friends are getting cut down! One after another! The Samurai is going to kill us!”

“Where are you?” Luffy demands, his concern evident as he grips the snail tighter.

“Please, hurry! We’re on the island… Punk Hazard,” the voice continues, before it ends in a chilling scream, followed by the sickening sound of gurgling blood.

The room falls silent as we all process what we just heard. I exchange a glance with Zoro, my heart racing.

Luffy, now hanging up the call, says with a grin, "Hmm, sounds like trouble is brewing out there."

Usopp’s face pales as he waves his hands frantically. "What do you mean, trouble?! He’s dead! That scream... it wasn't acting!"

Robin crosses her arms, her expression calm yet cautious. "Maybe he was acting, and this could be a trap. The Navy isn’t above using desperate measures to catch pirates."

"Whatever it is, it doesn't seem good," I add, glancing at the group. The uneasy atmosphere is palpable as we all look towards the flames rising from the distant island, the seawater connected to an icy landscape. The contrast is eerie, foreboding.

"The guy mentioned Punk Hazard," Franky speaks up, his mechanical eye zooming in on the island. "You think this is the place?"

Robin nods, her gaze fixed on the distant shore. "Most definitely. Those transponder snails have limited range, so it’s likely we’re close."

“Let’s fight through the fire and help him!” Luffy cheers, already fired up for the challenge ahead.

I glance around, seeing the worry etched on everyone’s faces. The unknown is always the scariest part, but Luffy’s infectious energy makes it hard not to feel a bit braver. Despite the fear in the air, Luffy just laughs, confident as ever, as we approach the ominous island of Punk Hazard.

But as we near the island, none of us could have known that another enemy was also making their way to Punk Hazard

Marine G-5: 

“My name is Monkey D. Luffy, and I’m going to be King of the Pirates!” “Dont tell him that!” “Were on the island.. Punk Hazard!! We dont have much time left!” 

Tashigi’s eyes widened as she recognized the voice. “That’s Luffy!” she exclaimed, her hand tightening on the hilt of her sword.

“Punk Hazard, huh?” Vice-Admiral Smoker muttered, looking down at his log pose. His face was serious, but there was a flicker of something close to satisfaction in his eyes. “Damn, not the most ideal place, but at least we know where the Straw Hats ended up.”

He paused, thinking back to the recent events. “Makes sense, considering the battle at Fishman Island. But the real question is: did they answer that call for help, or did they move on?”

Tashigi looked up at him, awaiting orders. Smoker’s expression hardened as he made his decision. “Tashigi, set course for Punk Hazard.” 

Smoker turned to his men, his voice booming with authority. “Alright, men! Get ready—we’re heading to Punk Hazard!

Back to the Thousand Sunny: 

Sanji lit a cigarette, exhaling slowly as he addressed the group. "So… how many of us are going to the island? We don’t know what we’re dealing with, so some of us should stay and guard the ship."

Luffy, always eager for adventure, turned to Franky. "Franky, I need the Mini Merry!"

Franky gave a thumbs up, grinning. "Gotcha, Luffy!"

Nami, however, wasn’t having it. "Are you crazy?! You aren’t going alone!"

“I agree with Nami,” you chimed in, giving Luffy a concerned look. “You can’t go by yourself, Luffy.”

Luffy, unbothered, looked around and caught your eye. “You want to come, Y/N? That’s fine with me.”

Before you could answer, Sanji cut in, his tone sharper than usual. "No!" Everyone turned to look at him, surprised by his outburst. He quickly cleared his throat, trying to play it off. "I mean, if we let Captain Belly Warmer over here"—he pointed at Zoro—"go with Luffy, they’d be lost for days."

Zoro shot Sanji a glare. "What did you say, Curly-brow? At least I’m not some lovesick cook who can’t focus when there’s a pretty face around!"

Sanji’s eyebrow twitched in irritation. "Oh yeah? Say that again, Mosshead, and I’ll kick you all the way to the island myself!"

The two of them started bickering, getting right in each other’s faces, neither one willing to back down. It was the usual heated exchange, with insults flying back and forth as if it was a sport.

Nami, rolling her eyes, decided to put an end to the chaos. "I knew it would come to this. Everybody, draw straws!"

With that, she pulled out a bundle of straws, each with a single red line on one of them. Everyone gathered around, drawing their straws one by one. You pulled yours out and looked at it—no red line.

"Man, I really wanted to go too," you pouted, disappointed.

Zoro smirked, leaning back with his arms crossed. "You’re going to miss out on the fun!"

Robin, standing nearby, gave a small, mysterious smile. "This should be fun indeed," she said, her eyes glinting with curiosity and amusement.

Usopp, on the other hand, looked like he was already regretting his luck, holding the straw with the red line. "Why is it always me?!" he groaned, clearly not as excited about the upcoming adventure as the others.

Luffy, completely unfazed by the tension and excitement, just laughed. "Alright, let’s go! Adventure awaits!"

As the Mini Merry was prepared, the crew made their final checks, each one gearing up for whatever awaited them on Punk Hazard. You waved them goodbye, a mix of excitement and concern in your expression. "Good luck out there! And try not to die!"

Nami nodded in agreement, her usual worry showing through. "Yeah, don’t do anything reckless!"

Chopper chimed in, waving both of his tiny hooves. "Be careful! And make sure to come back in one piece!"

Franky, with his usual enthusiasm, gave them a hearty thumbs-up. "You guys got this! Just remember, the Mini Merry is SUPER, so take care of her!"

Brook, ever the optimist, added with a laugh, "Come back alive, everyone! Yohohoho!"

And Sanji, standing beside you, looked back at the departing Mini Merry with a soft smile. "Goodbye, everyone. Stay safe out there!

As the Mini Merry began to disappear into the flames, you could feel the heat intensifying, and your cropped shirt was starting to cling uncomfortably to your skin. Turning to Nami, you asked, "Do you have anything cooler to wear? It’s getting pretty hot out here."

Nami glanced at you with a knowing smirk. "Yes, I do. Come with me!"

Sanji, who had been nearby, looked over with an enthusiastic grin. "Sanji, can you get us something cool to drink?" you requested.

Sanji swooned dramatically. "Of course, ladies! I’ll whip up something refreshing!" He headed toward the kitchen with his usual flair.

Nami led you to her room, where she handed you a light blue mini corset that left little to the imagination. You hesitated for a moment but then put it on, feeling the coolness of the fabric against your skin. You decided to stick with your skirt and ankle boots, opting to create a tight ponytail to keep your hair from sticking to your sweaty neck.

When you and Nami reappeared in the common area, Sanji emerged from the kitchen with a tray of drinks. His eyes widened as he saw you in the new attire, and he stopped mid-sentence. "Ladies, I bring you a nice cool, delicious—" He trailed off, clearly taken aback by your appearance.

Nami chuckled softly beside you. "Looks like Sanji’s lost his words."

Sanji quickly regained his composure, though his cheeks were slightly flushed. "Uh, right, right. Here are the drinks! They should help you cool off."

You took the offered drink, trying to ignore the heat on your cheeks from both the weather and the attention. "Thanks, Sanji. This is just what we needed."

As you and Nami shared a drink with Chopper, the conversation shifted to the unusual clouds in the sky.

"You guys see that?" Nami asked, her gaze fixed upwards.

Chopper squinted. "I don’t see anything."

"Yeah, what about the clouds?" you chimed in, your curiosity piqued. "Something seems off."

Just then, a strange, chemical smell hit you, causing you to wrinkle your nose. "You guys smell that?" you asked, struggling to stay conscious.

"Yeah, it's making me a bit sleepy," Chopper admitted, his voice growing drowsy.

Before you could react further, your vision started to blur, and you felt an overwhelming wave of fatigue. You crumpled to the ground, unable to keep your eyes open. Sanji tried to reach you, but soon he, along with Brook, Franky, Nami, and Chopper, were all succumbing to the same mysterious force.

As darkness closed in, you caught a glimpse of men in suits with hazmat gloves and masks approaching. One of them crouched down beside you and spoke softly, "Master, we found the intruders. We are taking them to the base now."

With those final words echoing in your ears, you felt the last vestiges of consciousness slip away, and the world faded into darkness.

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We have now entered Punk Hazard!!! Sanji and Y/N decided to not pursue anything after Fishman island. But don't you guys worry our favorite lovesick cook will redeem himself! I have faith! Gotta trust the process! But the upcoming chapters will be cooking! Once we hit Whole Cake Island along with Wano!! Ohh the plans that I have! But for now Sanji has to prove himself! And Zoro coming in with advice like that (Hmmm wonder why?! heheheh) I'm actually going to start on chapter 11 tonight because I'm on a roll with these chapters. Who knows there might be a surprise drop tonight also… Thank you guys for following along! Along with sharing, liking and interacting! I hope you guys are enjoying it as much as I love writing it!. The next chapter tho (we have a few surprise guests) ;) again all is fair in love and war…

[bonne-chanson]

✎𓂃 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒆 : 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ᝰ.ᐟ

a mini-series of one shots dedicated specifically for the characters of bungo stray dogs: stormbringer!

✑ 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨 !

based on the planets suite, op. 32 by gustav holst, one of my favorite orchestral works ever. i thought it would be nice to write something for this, mostly because i attended a very special performance of it around a month ago (and also to celebrate the manga adaptation that recently came out)!

because the piece contains seven movements based on each planet of the solar system (as well as their respective personalities), i will be assigning one movement per character, as listed below:

i. mars, bringer of war : paul verlaine x reader

the ominous and angry first movement of the entire suite ; represents the roman god of war, mars

contains nsfw. MDNI!

ii. venus, bringer of peace : lippmann x reader

the ethereal yet eerie second movement, a slower contrast to the first ; represents the roman goddess of love, venus

iii. mercury, the winged messenger : albatross x reader

the fast and vivacious third movement, short yet playful ; represents the roman god of commerce and messengers, mercury

iv. jupiter, bringer of jollity : piano man x reader

the well-known and majestic fourth movement of the planets containing the most popular theme of the seven ; represents the roman king of all gods, jupiter

v. saturn, bringer of old age : iceman x reader

the slow and unsettlingly powerful fifth movement accompanied by a harp with passages as icy as the planet’s rings ; represents the roman god of time, saturn

vi. uranus, the magician : adam frankenstein x reader

the boisterous and idiosyncratic sixth movement ; represents the roman god of the sky, uranus

vii. neptune, the mystic : doc x reader

the mysterious and other-worldly seventh movement ; represents the roman god of the sea, neptune

✑ 𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚 !

typically, when a performance is well-received, an encore unrelated to the main repertoire played follows. that being said, i’ll be applying the same principle for this mini-series for another character if the audience wishes. should these one shots be received well enough, i will add a bonus (underrated) character to the list, based on the helios overture, op. 17 by carl nielsen, just to complete the entire solar system for this repertoire. ;>

(encore!) an overture to helios : ??? x reader

a concert overture so warm and brooding, it paints a picture of the sun rising and falling over the aegean sea with swelling strings ; dedicated to helios / sol, god of the sun

i have so much love for this piece in particular (as it is one of the orchestral works i grew up listening to), so i hope you guys get to enjoy it as much as i do through some of the stormbringer characters. 🫶 much like holst himself (who favored saturn), i also have a favorite movement here so i tried not to be so biased about it lmao (i gave it to piano man).

these one shots won’t be connected in any way (unless you’re creative enough to find some way to connect them lol)! feel free to read them in any order — i assigned those movements to certain characters solely because i thought they fit the music and the context behind each part of the suite. :}

as for the scheduling: expect the one-shot to drop every time a new chapter of hoshikawa’s stormbringer adaptation is out (which means this will be monthly)! i will do my best to time it right!

next one-shot: lippmann x reader -> april 30!

also, just a short heads-up: some one shots may or may not contain nsfw! and as always, when that is the case, MDNI!

anyway, hopefully i get to play this piece one day! :’>

✎ . . . ᝰ.ᐟ

[zosan-secondchances]

The Pirate King of the North: Part 29

Warning: Story contains One Piece spoilers, strong language and explicit content.

Part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 (Special) | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29

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Nikaposting Pt 3: Joyboy was Shandian

This is the third of a series of posts about Nika & associated religious practice in the One Piece world. As I write and post the rest of the series, I’ll add links to this header.

Pt 1: Crypto-Religion | Pt 2: Symbology & Syncretism | Pt 4: Sun God Tropes

Enormous credit to @oriigami for being my discussion partner through all of this and having a substantial influence on the final product. Check out our ao3 series Joyful for a narrative rather than analytical take on the Nika tradition, and definitely go read her OP blog @kaizokuou-ni-naru for meta and translation fun facts.

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Joyboy. What’s his deal?

Context note: This post makes the assumption that Joyboy was an awakened user of the Nika fruit. I don’t think that’s a particularly disputed take but I wanted to make sure we were clear on that to start with: To these posts, Nika is a mythical figure with a cult of worship and an incredibly potent wish attached to his name. And Joyboy, like Luffy now, was a user of the fruit created of that wish and harmonized enough with its nature to awaken.

We know basically nothing about Joyboy, but there’s just enough there for some really fun theorizing. This post will be shorter and more speculative than the rest of the series, but I think it’s a fun enough concept that I wanted to add it in.

So: Here’s why I think Joyboy was Shandian!

Let’s start with the obvious- Oda definitely re-read Skypiea while he was planning out the Nika stuff. It’s widely known that the Nika pose and the rhythm of the Drums of Liberation were pulled directly from the Skypiea dance scenes, especially the mid-arc one with the wolves. I’d add that the concept generally of Luffy being silhouetted against the sky in a pose & percussion instruments taking on a symbolic liberatory role (the bell and the drums) can also be traced back to this arc. The visual choice to have Who’s-Who’s imaginary version of Nika dressed stereotypically “tribal”—not a design choice I feel particularly positive about but a design choice Oda would make purposely—also evokes Shandora.

Skypiea was also the arc where we encountered the Shandora poneglyph, which is eventually revisited in the same arc we’re introduced to Nika and Gear 5 (that is, Wano), and which is the poneglyph pointing to the location of Poseidon, the Mermaid Princess, in Fishman Island.

We know from Joyboy’s poneglyph apology that he was a surface-dweller who was nonetheless a great friend of Fishman Island and of the Mermaid Princess of the time. His apology was addressed directly to her, for breaking a promise to her and her country. Similarly, the Shandians held the protection and eventual delivery of their poneglyph as a tenet of extreme importance until Robin took that burden from them onto her back. I doubt such a precious friend of Fishman Island would leave the location of Poseidon with anyone other than a nation he trusted absolutely- with his own people, the shandians.

Skypiea and Fishman Island are also arcs with a very pronounced thematic parallels/opposites thing going. Briefly:

They’re both set either 10 000 meters above or below the surface of the blue sea, in unfamiliar environments that require their own methods of fighting and navigating.

They feature longstanding conflicts the Straw Hats have sort of blundered their way into regarding oppression, power imbalances among cultures and classes of people, and very flawed but ultimately compelling depictions of real-world issues.

Their ruling parties are named after real-world religious figures (Skypiea’s God; Fishman Island’s King Neptune and Queen Otohime).

And silliest of all, Luffy has to be nerfed in both arcs because otherwise the final battle will be over in about one second lmao.

I think it’s safe to say they’re at least connected on a thematic level, and it’s my connection that once upon a time in the forgotten history, Joyboy, shandian friend of the Mermaid Princess, was that connection point.

It’s also notable that Shandora was a great nation back in the Void Century (indeed one of the three disconnected rays sun symbol nations, as well as a sun god-having nation - see pt 2 of this series of posts), and is the only nation other than the Ancient Kingdom that we have been explicitly told was brought to ruin during that time. Of course there’s infinite reasons the Twenty Kingdoms could have had to wreck the place, including “they were in a war,” but a strike at the home of that most problematic user of the Nika fruit seems particularly in-character.

And even if none of this convinces you that Joyboy was a child of Shandora, I sure hope you can agree that we should all be giving Skypiea some very close reads in the coming years!

[battlefrankies]

i'm in my marco era and by proxy my middle aged one piece man era so 🍍 is literally the most interesting thing in the world to me right now. and if you think about him for like .5 seconds too long it goes CRAZY 'cause he knows... everyone ??

the whitebeard pirates are one of the biggest crews around taking into account core crew of ~1.600, 43 allied crews, NUMEROUS territories. perospero has beef with him so he's had dealings with the big mom pirates, he's got ties to wano through oden and izou, ties to zou through nekomamushi and inuarashi, ties to fishman island through jinbei and namur and whitebeard's close friendship with king neptune.

he's obviously known shanks for a long time and they trade favors like old friends (marco saving luffy, shanks stepping in at marineford), he knew roger and rayleigh and were by all accounts on pretty friendly terms with them, we know CROCODILE has some history with whitebeard (lbr he came for pops's head and got spanked so hard he ran back to paradise), every single one of these dynamics is just loaded with history and potential for a character who's been around for so long and seen so much that he can drop into any arc and instantly become arc mvp just from how much critical support he's giving to the main players. and he's got such a weird cracked out fruit with so much potential.

after wano he's friends with at LEAST half the straw hats, luffy owes him and the rest of the WBPs a big favor for saving his ass at marineford, there's a good chance sabo ran into him on/near sphinx when he visited ace's grave, if there's any character at all that could conceivably have an interesting already established relationship to any other character, it's marco. and we don't even have his backstory yet

if i had to guess, marco's backstory is gonna be closely tied to shanks's, and oda's being so cagey about it because he actually does intend to cover it in the story at some point, otherwise he would've just offscreened it in an SBS (like zoro and kidkiller's LOL). but like jesus fucking christ there's so much story and mystery left in op i genuinely don't know how oda's gonna have the time to cover it all

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Ok so I got really bored and was re-reading some of your old posts and just decided to do this randomly

Clans:

Seasons:

Spring – Snake

Summer – Butterfly (a reference to A Mid-Summer's Night Dream)

Autumn – Bat

Winter – Owl

Rainbow:

Red – Dog

Orange – Fox

Yellow – Bee

Green – Frog

Blue – Wolf

Indigo – Turtle

Purple – Cat

Pink – Pig

Four Elements:

Fire – Rooster

Earth – Bull

Water – Fish 

Air – Ladybird (plays off the term ladybird and that idea of both wind and luck being everchanging)

Three Domains:

Sky – Eagle

Sea – Seahorse

Land – Rabbit

Celestial Bodies:

Sun – Panther (Lion/Tiger)

Moon – Deer

Mercury – Horse

Venus – Swan

Earth – Peafowl

Mars – Ram

Jupiter – Bear

Saturn – Mouse

Uranus – Raven

Neptune – Octopus

Pluto – Spider

No real context just did this for fun and decided to share it with you since your posts help me make it.

Interesting idea on how to group them up, and I will say, this would solve some issues.

Like, Eagle should match with air elementally, but it's also far more aggressive than air is (air is more freedom, levity, communication, and ideas while eagles are tied to strength, leadership, judgement, and justice). So tying it to sky domain over air makes a lot of sense, and it nicely works off Eagle regarded as the King of the Sky and All Birds.

The only thing that gives me pause is, well, what's the relations here? How do they work off each other? What are the unique roles that each group does or what is even unique about them? Is it just working off themes that group them up and nothing else? Is there a power pyramid? And if so, what counts as powerful? Usually it'd be the smallest group, but celestial bodies would point to divinity, so should be pretty OP.

And given all of these themes, I feel the absence of a Zodiac, given they're usually tied to seasons, stars, and the flow of time. Issues though, I don't want to do the Chinese Zodiac as animula aren't meant to be tied to one specific country, and I'm not certain if I do want to include the more eastern animals. I don't want to do Greek given that would mean doing a Scorpion and Crab. I don't really want to make a crab animula, and Scprion, given symbolism and mythology, has a lot of negatives that I feel it wouldn't be considered. There is the supposed Celtic Zodiac, but I've also seen claims that it's not official and just made up, but I've also seen that we have limited info on Celts as they didn't write stuff down and we got biased views from Roman records so

I could try and do an original Zodaic but idk how well that'd even go over. And if I kept all these groups and do a Zodiac, that would be 12-13 additional animals.

Either way, there are some good ideas here on how to group of the animula, but I need something defined, especially on these group relations and why are they even in groups instead of lumped together, what roles do each play?