#op are YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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it’s actually so crazy that anthony dropped the lore that LARK FUCKED SPARROW’S WIFE. that’s so crazy. can you imagine. your wife fucks your IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER and you know but you don’t say anything bc it’d be too awkward and he lives w u and you’re so used to managing your family (specifically your dad and brother - basically acting as an intermediary between the two) and being the peacekeeper that you internally compromise and decide to never bring it up. a couple years go by and you’re ignoring it and then you get trapped in a crazy eldritch horror dimension with him and get so drunk and shocked by the horrors you are witnessing that you TELL HIM YOU KNOW. IN FRONT OF YOUR SON. AFTER TELLING YOUR SON YOU THINK HES A DISAPPOINTMENT. and allllll this happened to my buddy sparrow swallows oak garcia.
#op#dndads#dndads s2 spoilers#dndads spoilers#just want to cover my bases in case someone else hasn’t finished listening to s2 (i’m in episode 12)#no one tell me but PLS let it come up again . it’s so fucking funny#it’s fucked up but still . so fucking funny. i can only accept this as a natural progression of lark and sparrow’s codependency#cracks me up too that sparrow wants normal to be normal when he wasn’t a normal kid either . like he and lark were fucking weirdos and i sa#that with all the love in my heart#i think sparrow acts like an intermediary between lark and henry . i noticed it during the back half of s1#he just wants his bro and his dad to get along again….for lark to learn to be a love wolf…sparrow it’s joever#can you tell i love this podcast#i NEVER make posts like these where i write so much . its just so fun for me to think abt#dungeons and daddies
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Just one of the many great tragedies of Mishanks' relationship is that sometimes Shanks wants to feel wanted just as he is, that even beyond the strength he is worth the effort he is worth being loved and unfortunately that just isn't something Mihawk can over him it's just not something he can do, not as he is now at least. That's a level of emotional maturity that he just does not possess to be able to disentangle the strength from the man that makes no sense to him. Strength is all there is. Shanks is a person, has a life outside of his strength, his power is just another aspect of who he is but for Mihawk strength is his whole person, if he is not strong then he is nothing. If shanks is not strong well then....he's nothing to him.
And God that's a lonely way to live.
#Man age 43 only friends 2 decade long situationship and his kids claims he's never been lonely more at 6#the ways having known Perona allow Mihawk to engage in a healthier relationship with Shansk are just gold to me#Because I mantain the fact that young mishanks was very chaotic and some would characterize unhealthy#she teaches him to care for people outside of how well they could measure up to him in a fight#I dont know their relationship seems to make his life fuller kind of#like its implied that he only started his garden after Zoro left#Like he stops seeing the Humandrills as annoying pests and actually starts letting them help out with his garden#he letler use all his good wine to make sangria and adopt errant freaky bear cubs#he even fucking secretly planted cocoa trees (cause he's a fucking weirdo) just to make her favorite drink like come on#he just lets this shrill girl barge into his life and make a home there with minimal objection.#She makes his life full in ways that his relationship just couldnt Zoro. she is so essential to his growth as a character#(you know if oda focused on him longer than once every 12 years)#I love it#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#akagami no shanks#mishanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#mihawk x shanks#perona#perona one piece#ghost princess perona#goth family#goth fam#one piece goth fam
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I WANT TO LIVE
I WANT TO BE FREE
EVEN IF IM WEAK
I LOVE ONE PIECE
I LOVE MEGUMI ISHITANI
I LOVE THE STRAWHATS
I AM GENUINELY DEVASTATED
YET SO FULL OF HOPE AND LOVE
MOOTS YOU WERE RIGHT
WHAT THE FUCK
#chia rambles#one piece#one piece fan letter#op fan letter#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST#YOU GUYS WERENT KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING#I CRIED#I CRIED SO HARD#FUCK OFF#SHES JUST LIKE ME SHES JUST LIKE ME FR#I WOULD HAVE KILLED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE NAMI’S FAN AS A PROTAGONIST AS A CHILD#OHHHHH MY GOD
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Hyunjin looking down Seungmin's overalls 🙊 © pye0ngtay
#kinda optimizing the saying fuck around and find out- seungmin you fucked around#stray kids#hwang hyunjin#seunngmin edit#hyunjin edit#kim seungmin#seungjin#skz#skz gifs#skz edit#bystay#staysource#kpopedit#also i love their little pop of pink outfits. very sweet.#unrelated but also not#op of the vids tweets are so fun to hit translate on bc she says strange as hell things#sometimes about seungmin but also sometimes just about whatever#like she was talkin about quitting smoking and it was just so like viscerally written and i was laughing#she tweeted last night saying she was tired but couldnt sleep bc of the dopamine from the show and asked anyone who was fighting to come#and hit her so she could sleep for about 6 hrs and it made me laugh
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...I... I do not know what on earth compelled me to make this nor why, but I will not be taking criticism at this time
#Moon posting#Break Week is rough y'all#Please I just needed to shitpost a little let me have this#OP Meta#I know this chart is incomprehensible you just have to accept it for what it is#No I was kind of thinking to myself it was kind of funny how of the OG Shichibukai half of them are either dads or borderline dads#And I was like. Can I make a chart of this. Can I make a Dad Chart of the Warlords.#I don't know why I made this nor what to do with this information but. Sure. Let me yeet this out.#Kuma is the Dadliest Dad to Ever Dad in One Piece. Moria canonically adopted Perona when she was little. We love the OG Goth Dad#Crocodad is real TO ME but if nothing else he does have the energy 100%. It's just short of Canon Confirmation at this point#Mihawk is a weird uncle to me. He has no dad energy. This man does not fuck. But he'll look after some kids (Zoro & Perona). Sure.#Blackbeard is like the opposite of Mihawk. He has never looked after a child but I'm sure he has spawned a bastard or two or three#(He may be a father but he is not a Dad) (But canonically as far as we know BB has no kids yet so I'm putting him in Not A Dad)#Jinbei is the new Token Father of the Strawhats according to Oda and so I'm putting him where he is based on that. Also vibes#Law's where he is kind of for similar reasons as Jinbei. This boy is too young to be a dad but dealing with Luffy gave him a few grey hairs#Doflamingo did arguably watch over Buffalo and Baby 5 as those two grew up so he's The Most Qualified in that square#Weevil is baby#Hancock could have Dad Energy in the right circumstances. Like she has THE POTENTIAL#Buggy does not fuck#...Thinking about it I probably should've switched Hancock and Buggy's placements on the chart but whatever it doesn't matter
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Shut the fuck up. It is not an adult's fault, posting adult content in adult spaces, if someone's stupid crotch goblin doesn't heed the warnings. It is only the parents fault.
If someone's stupid shitty kid reads something they shouldn't have and thinks something in fiction is okay, that's because their stupid shitty parents aren't parenting them, it's not the content's fault.
It is not responsibility of the adults in fandom spaces, especially adult fandom spaces, of which tumblr and A03 are, to babysit and parent your fucking stupid kids because you decided to make the mistake of raw dogging it.
Step up and parent your god forsaken over grown failed abortions and stop expecting everyone else to fucking cater to your stupid child's delicate sensibilities. Grow up, parent your kids, don't read shit you know upsets you, shut the fuck up and if all else fails, choke on your god damn spite and leave everyone else the fuck alone, you insufferable catholic guilt riddled empty headed motherfucker.
You are not an authority figure who gets to decide what art gets to be made just because you personally find it distasteful. Get over yourself and stop acting like your opinion means anything. The less time you open your mouth, the less the air quality degrades in your presence.
Sorry, is this too mean for you? I don't care. I don't play nice with assholes who want to parrot conservative talking points and pretend they're woke about it,
#vile bile#proship#proship safe#antis dni#If you never opened your mouth again the world would be better off for it op#I fucking hate stupid self centered 'the world revolves around me' kids#Literally shut the fuck up
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People say "if your biggest problem is people being mean to Paul McCartney on the internet then you must live a charmed life" but actually if your biggest problem is people being mean to Paul McCartney on the internet then you must have way bigger problems you're trying to avoid thinking about and I feel the exact same way and I think everyone needs to be nice to him too
#let me avoid my real problems in peace 😭#passionately defending someone who doesn't give a fuck about you is arguably a pretty healthy coping mechanism im not even kidding#like obviously it's dangerous and self destructive to identify yourself with/have stan feelings for ppl with real power#but if it's just a stupid has been celebrity or really any stupid celebrity then honestly who gives a fuck#this all applies to being a hater too btw that's just significantly more embarrassing for you#op
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Girl what did Arthur do in the legends
He got Morgana pregnant with baby Mordred
#arthur pendragon#morgana#morgan le fay#mordred#arthuriana#asks#it has only recently occured to me that there are probably people in the bbc merlin fandom that don't know arthuriana#which is totally fine it had just never occurred to me before bc ive been so fascinated with them for like a decade#it kinda explains why i was always so lost when people are like 'this bbc merlin thing is problematic i cant believe it'#and im sitting there like what this whole shebang starts off with uther killing a guy who's wife he wants to bang#and then merlin uses magic to disguise himself as the dead husband (gorlois) so the wife (igraine) doesnt know the difference#and thats how baby arthur is conceived#like these guys are FUCKED UP lmao#although i guess that isnt the TRUE start of the legends since theres some about baby merlin being the antichrist but they baptised him#so he's fine now. just got sickass magic powers but now he uses them for 'good'#and kid merlin dishing out prophecies to uther's predecessor vortigern to help him build a castle#but arthur's conception is the start of the main shit obvs#good god i infodumped in these tags damn i havent had my arthurian nerd cells activated in a BIT so thanks op#and also sorry to be the bearer of fucked up news to you
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if I was prime minister I would make last laugh by ceechynaa the national anthem and then I would make fredos 10p
#ALL YOU DO IS CHILL ON YOUR BLOCK SMOKE WEED AP ABOUT OPS THAT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THESE BITCH BOYS COME TO NEEKYN#LYING ON A BITCH THAT THEY CANT EVEN HAVE I SAID SUCK MY PUSSY THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING YOUR DICK OUT YOUR PANTS LIKE BITCH THAT WASNT APART#OF THE FUCKING PLAN#ceechynaa for life#is this relatable#ALSO#inflation has been madness lately#tell me why sourpatch kids are 1 pound 50#TELL ME WHY#yk wjay tho its fine#tesco club card comes in clutch#jess yaps。*♡
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i don't think i'll ever get over how people treat kids that aren't good in school as worthless no matter what. "oh it can't be that bad" my guy idk how to tell you this but the last time i went to a normal high school the principal called me into his office to brag about how he failed me in all of my classes before the semester was even finished & i should quit while i'm ahead cuz i'm too stupid ("officially" diagnosed as such by a school counselor & a psychiatrist!!) to succeed. & this is considered normal
#''poor teachers!!'' yeah well at least they can fucking quit & go work somewhere else#''okay but times are different than when you went to school in the 1970's'' this was 2016 my guy. shut the fuck up#''well maybe you were a violent & severely misbehaving kid!'' i wasn't. i have ADHD & severe anxiety disorder & depression#my biggest crime was being too exhausted & dopamine deprived to do my homework#my dad talks about how he was treated in school & i'm like damn dude i went through the same exact shit#how is it that a majority of teachers & principals are still abusive power-tripping pieces of shit 60 years later#why haven't things changed#well actually the answer is simple & it's because they want disabled people to disappear#& if abled students that simply disagree with the way things are done get caught in the crossfire then that is acceptable#because anyone not fit to make billionaires a billion more dollars should just die!#anyways here are my original tags from that gravity falls post i just reblogged:#I know this is supposed to be an appreciation post but like. ''for being the ''dumb one'' he's surprisingly rational.'' seriously??#as ''the dumb'' but ''surprisingly rational'' one of my family this is THEE biggest misunderstanding & it drives me up the fucking wall#just because a person struggles in one area doesn't mean they're stupid & should be an irrational dumb dumb idiot baby holy fuckkk#sorry to OP but even when people try to ''appreciate'' stuff like this they can't help but throw in insults#simply because they genuinely believe that ''even though you're stupid you SURPRISINGLY act competent sometimes'' is a compliment#I'm less mad about this & more sad that this kind of shit is still so prevalent in 2024#both Stanley & Stanford are smart & competent & rational#they just show it in different ways & exceed in different (sometimes overlapping) subjects#this is normal for human beings but the big societal scam is that if you don't do it in the way Ford does then you're stupid & a failure#& being surprised that Stan is also smart & competent in his own ways is the biggest sing that you fucking fell for it dude#btw before i get @ ed for this. i WAS that kid#i was so much that kid the school actually diagnosed me with stupid & spiteful & i was told to quit while i was ahead (they failed me befor#obviously this is very personal for me but also i don't think people realize the language they use is on purpose & it's used specifically t#& it's still happening right now & that just. makes me wanna cry honestly#like why are people still surprised that people can specialize in something despite bad grades in school#you know. the thing we all know is literally rigged to either put you in jail or in a factory to make billionaires more money.#man sorry for the rant the original spirit of the post is super correct but like fuck HS grade-centric judging of people's entire character#Stan being able to defeat Bill is just not at all surprising if you were him or knew/know someone like him#or really paid any attention at all to the show while watching it
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Lestat and Armand being insufferable idiots in love in Memnoch The Devil
#my last rb reminded me of this draft#reading this sent me into a fucking meltdown right in the middle of a bus packt with people#like i kid you not i was on the verge of crying laughing hysterically#also ignore how i underlined almost the whole page. mind ur bussines#CHERUB CHILD 🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#'i can't remember anything bad between us' SHUT UP. SHUT. UP!!!!!!!#i need immediate hospitalization thanks#lesmand#lestat de lioncourt#armand#memnoch the devil#q&s#vc#vampire chronicles#op
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Don't mind me I'm just thinking about how - besides with his mom who he barely saw - Sanji was never taught that love is freely given. The people who care for him are people on the other side of a transaction to him; he pays them back in some way. He works on the Orbit, he pays back a debt on the Baratie, he is The Cook on the crew. He gives something so that he can receive care in return. When he wasn't "good enough" as a child he learned that has to be able to provide something to receive the love he always yearned for.
#im getting emotional in thia chilis tonight#op meta#sanji#i mean im just thinking about how fucked up this kid must be#no wonder hes so self-sacrificial???#like: he cant conceive of a world where he might be something precious just because he is#his duty is to be the cook and protector and if he fails then hes not worth keeping around#his mom: gives love freely but is rarely around. his brothers: beat him bc he cant contribute and keep up#his sister: frees him so she'll be safe (she really cares about him in her way but did he know that?)#his father: 'dont call me your father. im ashamed of you'#everyone after that: heres some affection sanji. sanji: *rabid dog w a chewtoy noises* thank you now i will make you the perfect snack
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i think part of the reason tbk were so quick to jump on kalina "betraying" cassandra and conspiring against her is probly bc of the ankarna plotline with porter and her other followers betraying her only to kill her but like..... i think the key difference is that porter was just some fucking guy who wanted power and kalina was cassandras Familiar. her most loyal confidante. like im sure kalina DID want power but i think her trying to bring back the nightmare king was more a desperate move to save her goddess. and maybe a misguided idea that shed be "safer" and more able to protect herself from her followers if she was the nightmare king instead. bc it WASNT kalina that killed her! it was the mortals! kalina just followed her where she went!!
#like. Kalina is a bad person! she did terrible things to the bad kids! she killed riz's dad! thats all true!#but youre never gonna convince me that she wasnt absolutely loyal to her goddess. shes a fucking FAMILIAR!!!#CASSANDRA RAISED HER PRACTICALLY! THEY WERE FAMILY!! SHES NOT JUST SOME FUCKIN INTERN#like is it just cat bias? is that what it is? is it the myth that cats can never be loyal to their ppl?#the whole “oh your cat will eat ur body when u die” thing?#bc if so thats a really stupid thing to let get in the way of Good Coherent Character Development lol#you cant convince me kalina wasnt willing to do absolutely anything for her goddess.#its like. what if i accused the hangman of trying to betray fabian. youd think i was insane. well thats how i feel right now#just bc shes a bitch doesnt mean shes evil 🙄 god forbid catgirls do anything!#bectxt#op#txt#d20fh#fhjy spoilers#kalina
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While I do believe it's likely the reason Dragon never contacted Croc after The Divorce was because things didn't go As Intended (/shit just went Bad) (or they kept their distance for security reasons, not wanting to risk being found out etc)
There is that Funny Alternative that the reason Dragon never contacted Crocodile and warned him about their son having become a pirate with a bounty and having entered the Grand Line, was because Dragon just assumed Crocodile would be able to recognize Luffy right away because "they're so similar" and that it'd be "a nice surprise" if they ran into each other
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Crocodad#It's the Croc & Iva ganging up on Dragon comic but they take a break to let Dragon speak for a second#Croc: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO RECOGNIZE HIM HE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOU#Dragon: Yeah. Because he looks just like *you*#Croc: ................... Where#Dragon: In every way#Croc: NO HE DOESN'T#And then he proceeds to continue beating the ever living shit out of Dragon. For being a fucking idiot#(Look I just like the headcanon that Dragon is AT LEAST a little dumb. Luffy had to get the idiot genes somewhere and Garp is An Indicator)#Sad part is that like. Between Dragon and Croc Luffy really does resemble Croc more at least on the surface#I can imagine Dragon during the years of keeping a watch on Luffy from afar just. Looking at the kid and being all like#''He's looks just like his dad''#So like. Like I'd get where Dragon would be coming from in this hypothetical situation I came up with#Point is. You know I love me a funny scenario and this scenario is hysterical. At least to me.
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Op is a lesbophobic freak and anyone who reblogs from this person agreeing with them is a lesbophobe as well. Stop insisting that just because you’re bi(which is great ajd something that you should be proud of), that gay men/lesbians are too and that lesbians deep down secretly desire to sleep with men. I’m so tired of seeing people like this on my dashboard, ugh.
Also you’re bi so why does your pfp have the butch LESBIAN flag in it lol.
Not everyone is a little bit bi, understand that lesbians are not attracted to men and gay men are not attracted to women at all or shut the hell up. As a matter of fact, do both lmao.
#lesbian#lesbophobia#gay#homophobia#tw corrective rape#blocklist#op#also using dyke when you’re not a lesbian are you fucking kidding me 🤮#go fuck yourself
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hate when i see a youtube video that's like 'analyzing why [thing] is bad!' and you watch the video and they just say nothing for twenty minutes
#random thoughts#watched a video on why a specific character was poor representation for survivors of assault#and it was such a nothing burger of a video#'this character is bad because children might see them and think their behavior is okay' okay?#i learned how to block out memories from finn adventure time but that doesn't mean memory suppression shouldn't be addressed in media#plus hazbin hotel. i'm talking about angel dust btw if that wasn't blaringly obvious. is an adult cartoon. for adults#adult cartoons shouldn't have to restrict their subject matter because kids could see it#and angel dust being a male queer SA victim using hypersexuality as a coping mechanism could be good!#and the fact he hits on other people despite it making them uncomfortable isn't exactly a problem a la his character?#it could be a control thing. i used to do something similar (pushing other people's boundaries and complaining when they pushed back)#because it made me feel some kind of control over my life#it could start off as a really shitty joke and then grow into 'oh god is that why he does that??'#but anyway their second main point was that the songs were bad? and that poison being an upbeat song makes it bad#like despite listing many other songs which are upbeat with heavy lyrics. but somehow poison is the exception because it's a cartoon?#like again that could be a character thing. angel dust using obfuscation as a coping mechanism to distract himself from his shitty life.#。・゚゚・the lyrics are upbeat to distract you from how dead i feel inside・゚゚・。#and their reading of the second song seemed really mean-spirited?#like as 'everyone has problems so you're not special because you're a whiny baby' rather than 'you're not as alone as you think you are'#and like if op wanted to just complain about a show they watched then yeah go off i do that all the time#but don't parade it as character analysis???#and they say 'oh reading it as a feelgood you're not alone message doesn't work because these characters' struggles are not equal'#but like. sometimes rape needs to feel like it's not some special trauma. it's not unique and you're not uniquely fucked up for it#two characters' traumas don't need to be directly comparable for them to bond!!!#and im not like. defending hazbin hotel btw. never seen it not going to see it no thanks#i'm just complaining about a mediocre youtube video that i'm going to forget about in a week#god i hate that brand of youtube video. where they just complain about things without going into depth about why they're bad#especially if their complaints are shallow and don't have to do with like. the actual structure of a character or story#like it's so easy to say 'this character is bad because theyre a predatory stereotype' but like. go into some depth at least#i think i hate these videos so much because they're fueled purely by hate. no love for the source material or even a desire to learn#or a love for storytelling even
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