#ooooo you wanna use these so bad oooo

[celestialtrolls]

Alternian Locations Summary

Contents: A summary of all the Alternian locations I've created, with the full version and all details being visible on >>THIS PAGE<<

All locations will have it specified how well known/accessible they are, please feel free to use the bigger ones in your own worldbuilding/stories, and if you'd like any of your characters living there please please please feel free to ask!

Will likely be edited as time passes, but the most updated version will always be the toyhouse world settings page linked above.

Important context: For real world equivalent locations where I talk about the middle of the ocean, I often treat Alternia like it looks like this: The Inverted World (because I think it's an interesting way to parallel Earth)

Druzhale

Northern North Atlantic Ocean, Very Well Known, High Accessibility

A large military funded city with carefully planned and managed infrastructure, constantly under new development and seen by some as the military capital due to it's fleet-sponsored university and cosmodrome. There is a large police presence divided between currently-serving fleet members and subjugglators that have a very low tolerance for trouble and rebel activity. It is very prosperous with low homeless rates and comparatively good living conditions for all castes due to being a propaganda megaproject to encourage people to join the fleet.

Duskguard Encampment

Romania/Black Sea, Locally Known, Somewhat Accessible

A walled estate with a central castle, enough room for small farms and livestock that is able to be locked down and completely self-sufficient. Acts as a base for a locally known group of undead-hunters and most residents are people who have lost their homes due to the undead or wishing to train to fight the horde.

Ecclesia de Inanis

Algeria/Alboran Sea, Hidden and Inaccessible

An underground cave system of chambers and tunnels created by a deceased carnival, now inhabited by those who split off from Suits Carnival when Solitaire was usurped. The entrance is somewhere in the desert, and extremely difficult to find without assistance.

Enlightener's Bounty

Brazil/North-East coast of South America, Rumoured, Accessible Only to flying trolls

Large settlement spanning across the canopy of a dense rainforest. The base of operations of a religion led by 'the Enlightener', a safe haven for trolls with insect-based mutations like wings and carapace. There are a few tunnels beneath the trees, mostly for storage and emergency medical treatment, but regular flooding prevents access often.

Minanporo

East China Sea, Very Well Known, Accessible

Large and densely populated metropolis with a high crime rate, formerly a prosperous city with major contributions to the entertainment industry, political corruption and gang crime tore it down. Many high rise buildings, but most are in some state of disrepair and some are uninhabitable. The air is thick with smoke and fires are common from the unmaintained infrastructure. A tunnel system exists underground, but it is extremely dangerous, more so than travelling along the roads.

Novahurst

England/North Sea, Unknown

Small European-style suburban village with low population and unusual magical phenomenon.

Palace of Fuchsine

Far-East Mediterranean Sea, Well Known, Inaccessible

Large castle suspended far above the sea, tethered to the ground by magic and featuring a space elevator. The Grand Emperor lives here with his attendants and other people deemed important to have gathered there. It is almost impossible to reach without being specifically bought there via teleportation.

Plegeus

Saudi Arabia/Persian Sea, Regionally Known, Difficult to access due to inhospitable weather and terrain

An arid and mountainous desert region with very little life of any kind, with a small population of dragon-worshipping trolls living among the silent volcanos deep within.

Suits Carnival

West Northern Atlantic Ocean, Regionally Known, Accessibility Varies

Formerly travelling carnival which has now settled into a city with population in the thousands, almost entirely comprised of purple-blooded subjugglators, former subjugglators and those closely affiliated with individuals within the carnival. A large wall surrounds the entire city, with one main road leading in and through to the city centre. There is now standard housing and buildings, but a lot of citizens still have caravans or semi-permanent cabins. Infrastructure is in progress, but everyone has access to running water and electricity. Once a perigee, an event is held that invites those who live in nearby cities to visit for a festival and trade.

[Subject to change]

Tirnan'Maell

Ireland/Irish Sea, Regionally Known, Accessible during Spring/Summer

A large natural area of lake, forests and mountains that was mysteriously restored from a biohazard/waste dumping site. All urban developments on the site since have failed, and it is now a common vacation site for those seeking a break from the city, with small cabins and camping areas near the lake.

[danidoesathing]

I’m taking The Night We Met until people learn how to use it correctly. sorry I’m gatekeeping now. Just because the ship is tragically doomed doesn’t mean it’s tnwm. If they’re not worse off and regretting every second of it while still mourning the love they had then it’s not the Night We Met. You’re looking for Love Like Ghosts. or In the Wind. or I Lied or When the Night is Over or Drops in the Lake or like any other Lord Huron tragic love song. It’s like the main thing they write about. pick any other song. I refuse to let yall keep disrespecting Frankie Lou like this.

[little-soldiers]

Crane Wives Fact !

did yew know that the crane wives originally released their music on cd? wow! Yahoo!

(though not technically available anymore) both safe ship harbored and fool in her wedding gown were first sold as an in-person physical release :3

safe ship harbored was released in person via kickstarter, which included a special ten-thousand dollar tier for a nude, private concert (no one paid, of course, but the chance was there) . FIHWG was sold in person at a local nightclub, and on amazon for those who werent able to make it to the show.

at this point it’s been over a decade since both albums were released (WOW PASSAGE OF TIME) with ssh in 2011 and fihwg in 2012. Every day and night i yearn to complete my collection ! Infodump over i hope you are Informed by it :D

[Images via discogs] [I, unfortunately, couldn’t find anything for ssh :< ]

[razorblade180]

Streamer AU 5

Streamer au 4 <-

The “Please wait” screen with falling snowflakes faded away to display Weiss in a light blue hoodie looking mighty cozy in her chair as she sipped coffee.

Weiss:Sup chat. It’s been awhile. Slaying grimm is hard sometimes.

Red Reaper: “Did your partner die?”

Weiss:Ruby, shut up and get in the call.

“Nah I’m eating toast.”

Weiss:Be glad you’re modded. Alright chat, I’m pretty low energy but I missed you all so we’re going to play a chill game and bd a cozy streamer tod-

Yang:Woop woop woop woop woop! Sup lovelies!

Weiss:I wish you were the one eating toast.

Yang:You gave us all an open invite! I even brought my chat.

Weiss:Your chat didn’t enter in like an alarm. What do you want me to play?

Yang:Resident E-

Weiss:Try again

Yang:….Is your personal jrpg guide awake?

Weiss:I don’t wanna bother him this early. Chat, suggestions?

It’s immediately flooded with “Genshin Impact”

Blake:Do it!!! Join me!

Weiss:Please, any other sane suggestion. Don’t force me into that madness.

Knightly Crescent: I’ll help you start Kingdom Hearts. Give me like 15 minutes.

Weiss:*silently happy*

Cardinal Pride: “Why should ever need your-”

Timed Out

Weiss: 🎶Thank you mods🎶

xxxxxx

Roughly 20 minutes of cozy chatting passes by before Weiss gets up to answer the door. Chat doesn’t need to know Jaune actually has a key. Things will start adding up.

Weiss:Camera on or off.

Jaune:I don’t mind.

Weiss:Kay.

She guides him to an empty chair for the messy haired boy to sit and get comfortable while she grabs snacks.

Jaune:H-Hello.

RBY: Jaune!!!!!

Coco Bean: “Heeeey Pretty boy”

Red Velvet: “I like your hoodie”

CB: Is this the boyfriend~

Jaune: I am a friend!

Weiss:Alright I’m b- Coco! Relax!

Jaune:Did I miss anything on the way here.

Blake:Weiss almost said a slur.

Weiss:Don’t lie to him!!!

Jaune:Why does this slightly feel true? What happened in 20 minutes?

xxxxx

Blake: Draw four.

Weiss:You little- ooooo *squints* oooo this is supposed to be a cozy stream.

Blake:What do you want say huh? Sounds pretty…intense. First semester intense.

Weiss:I would never!

Yang:Never! Really?

Chat: “First semester?”

Weiss:I was just going to call you a hoe!

Blake:Draw another four.

xxxxx

Jaune:I’m surprised you clipped this?

Ruby:It’s easier than than explaining what happened.

Weiss:Chat, you know the rules. No backseating, spoilers, or unwanted foreshadowing. I literally have a copilot.

Burdened Chef: “Is she paying you for this?”

Jaune:She can’t afford me.

The Burden: “Can’t even cook her own snacks.”

Weiss:Why is your team picking on me!? This is a welcome back stream!

The Burden gifted 10 subs

Weiss:Thank you Nora.

Nuts and Bolts gifted 30 subs.

“Salutations! Here’s to a safe return!😊”

Weiss:P- Penny you can’t just surprise a person like that. Thank you so much.

CB: “Oh are we doing a gifted war!? Let’s get crazy.”

Weiss:Coco-

50 tiers 2 subs

RBY: Yooooo

Weiss: *covers mouth* Guys, no! I’ll feel bad. That’s too much!

Multiple people start gifting subs and Weiss quickly begins hiding her face as the sound of her alerts constantly going off makes her emotional.

Yang:Awww the novice gamer girl is all red!

Ruby:It’s not a stream until Weiss is flustered.

Blake:And she’s still on the title screen.

Jaune:*smiles* You okay?

Weiss:This is going to be a long day.

[dr-spectre]

Which do you think is a better concept, sanitized ink(and sensitization in general) or the fuzzy ooze?

I feel like in order to say which is "better" we need to break it down into parts.

In terms of the general theming and aesthetics, i think that sanitization clears the Fuzzy Ooze. Like just look at this.

The sickly green and blue. The darked eyeballs. It looks so acidic and gross, and i like that. It really gives off the vibe of a poison and something you don't wanna touch.

Compare that to Fuzzy Ooze and it's just... purple trippy ink and fur. I mean it looks cool, i like the effect, but it doesn't hit the same as the Sanitized Ink.

Now the actual effects? I'm gonna be real. I don't realllyyyyy like either of them to an extent.

Oh wow, Sanitized Ink is brainwashing goo that removes memories and makes you into a mind controlled zombie that follows the orders of Tartar, how fun! Yay! So interesting... I love when the Splatoon series uses the same tired trope of "it's the thing you know, but it's EVIL NOW!!!!!!!" wow... Really creative huh Nintendo... I'm sure that it won't cause a wave of millions of people to not properly look into the stories and just take them at the surface level and just say that everything is the same affliction..... yay.... ugh... i hate everything...

I will say though, i like the sort of medical undertones of Sanitized Ink and everything to do with Acht is very interesting and cool! Although in Side Order they kinda fucked it up by saying that Acht was forced to make music for Tartar due to the goop instead of being a thing where Acht wanted to make music without the doubts in their head. So... yeahhhh... I don't know how to feel about having YET ANOTHER thing in the Splatoon series that's just "oh it's this evil thing that makes stuff evil!! ooooo!!! brainwashing oooo!!!!"

I'm tired of it. I had enough. STOP!!!! ENOUGH NINTENDO!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT SMART! YOU'RE NOT INTERESTING! BE MORE CREATIVE! DO BETTER!!!! IF YOU MAKE FRYE GO UNDER A SIMLIAR THING AND IF THE COMMUNITY CALLS IT BRAINWASHING YET AGAIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOHOHOHHOHOOO!!!!! IM GONNA RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OU-

Anyways, Fuzzy Ooze on the other hand is kinda... vague? Like really really vague. What we do know is that it makes a creature "lose their sense of self" whatever the FUCK that means i do not know. Sometimes it makes Inklings and Octolings turn into fuzzy little creatures, or it gives them weed eyes. I guess both options aren't as bad as becoming zombies. I guess....

However, i think this vagueness really opens the door for very interesting fan interpretations. I love seeing people make fuzzy versions of the characters and turning them into these feral monsters that have claws and sharp teeth, it's so fucking sick and way cooler than just "oooo brainwashing oooooo!!!! its the thing you know but EVIL!"

I would rather take a fuzzy au over a sanitization au you know? It opens the door for more creativity.

To wrap it up, i like the aesthetics and thematic undertones of Sanitized Ink, but i prefer the vague effects of the Fuzzy Ooze as it opens the door for interpretations.

Also, Nintendo, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN THE FUZZY OOZE MORE IN SPLATOON 4! THERE'S THOUSANDS OF FUZZY OCTARIANS TRAPPED IN ALTERNA! YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT?!?!

[ratatatastic]

LATIN LOVE. so what youre saying is we need these boys to visit Calle Ocho and get absolutely crunked on rum. Dare i say they can do it while on their trip to visit the fish on panthers night! Baby that tincan needs to get acquainted with Versailles and La Carreta IT NEEDS TO BE SO LATHERED IN GUAYABA THEY FIND THE JELLY DEEP WITHIN THE METAL YEARS LATER I NEED THESE MEN TO EXPERIENCE SOFLO

Also i like to add if we go back to basic with shiny dipping bowl and with latin love on the mind, all i ask is for a chimichurri stanley cup dipping bowl 🙏

anyways if the stanley cup doesnt end up at a flanigans whats the point anymore

[motof1bfs]

ooooo motogpblr you wanna request a poster / graphic so bad oooo 🌀🌀 not but fr i want to do more motogp stuff but i just can’t think of anything ??? i only have f1 stuff in my head rn seriously if you have an idea or smth i’ll literally do it i love to practice 😭😭 i’ll take anything - you can be vague or even just send a pic to use or go crazy and plan a whole thing out with color choices like i do not CARE i will DO IT -🏁

[anotherhumanpet]

oooo you wanna kiss your boyfriend so bad. you wanna brush his tail and pet his hair and feed him snacks ooooo

Send anonymous voices to my muse

Maybe.

A kiss does sound kinda nice right now, just. Cause it does. They could both use the mood boost. And is Rin's tail grown back enough for brushing? The shave job someone did on him was cruel, but it did address the matting issue he had as well. Maybe Dennis should brush it for him now and then and--

"Rin, I'm going on a snack run. You want anything?"

[astro-break]

Thoughts on the 11th ep of Hypmic Rhyme Anima+. Spoilers beware

Season 1 | Ep.1 | Ep.2 | Ep.3 | Ep.4 | Ep. 5 | Ep. 6 | Ep. 7 | Ep. 8 | Ep. 9 | Ep. 10

eyyy separating them into their gumis! the gentaro and jyushi interaction is cute and i love how worried jyushi is about hifu thats so sweet of him

i love how thats the part that kuko focuses on www

LMAO ramuda's cute

i love how ichiro's accent just slipped out a bit there its cute

hm i still think kaibyakumon is in the right

Hey look at that! we finally got why kenji is so invested in them. would have liked to see more of the three but ill take what i can get

honestly i wanna ship akira and satoru so bad wwww they have so much ship potential

YES. THANK YOU RAMUDA. just let them destroy each other my goodness

idk if this show wants to villainize or humanize kaibyakumon. like on one hand everyone's against him on principle but i don't see why they should be?? Ramuda is right, hes the answer to 90% of the casts outside problems

RIP HITOYA LMAO

i love how samatoki is probably the only consistent character here and just wants to be the one to punch the government in the face www

ugh i really wanted ramuda to have won that argument. it suckksss they really went with the most boring path

poor doppo, i feel so bad for him

even poor hifumi can't stand to watch ripp

i love seeing rio in his element, hes kinda cute like that

lmao rei being waving off his own son as if hes just a brat

man i do hope that they get their just revenge. it would be nice but unfortunately impossible just because of the nature of this sort of anime

LMAO HES SO EXHAUSTED THAT HES HALLUCINATING OH NOOOOOOO i feel so bad for doppo sometimes

wow for all that talk of stealth rio just blew up a whole wall

OOOOO GUMI SONG!!!!!!!!!!

hmm i don't like the last two songs as much but there is intresting wordplay to be found in ciaro's verses, especially one as an anti-governmental piece

damn so it seems like the last three episodes will be just the gumis going to each place and fighting off the others

oooo theres a bit of rio's rap ability on show with that shelter

HAHA DICE PUSHING RIO AWAYYYY

OH FUCK ARE THEY CORRUPTING THE DATA TO THE POINT WHERE THEY"RE KILLING AKIRA AND SATORU??????

ey look at that!! I did sort of predict the mass hypnosis! granted its subliminal messaging but im fine with being wrong once in a while

LMAO GAMBLER LIFE

damn theyre still gay after death

the "whos gonna answer my questions" has the same vibe as "who else will I eat icecream with?" thing from kingdom hearts wwww

bro i want a season just about these two idiots

hmm intresting design for scuro i do like it

man now i really do like akira and satoru. they're cool. I hate this bc i know in the end they'll die and kaibyakumon will get his ass kicked to preserve the status quo. i do hope that the anime does use this as a jumping off point tho bc the premise is pretty fun

tho they probably won't. as i said status quo as long as the source material still insists on the current status quo of keeping chuuoku in power. The drama CDs do seem like its building towards a conclusion but its not enough for any meaningful change yet.

tho the anime is original content and thus exists in a separate sphere from the CDs. Its entirely possible that they may move ahead and start shaking things up but i doubt it

lol why the dotsuhon ed they got so little screen time this episode ripp them

[elminster-big-naturals]

oooo you want to give Gale the crown of Karsas, ooooo you wanna give it to him so baaaad

honestly yeah i wanna give gale the crown so bad the same way i want to do ketamine until i give myself train related psychosis and they have to take me to the vets to get put down for real but SOME of us have to excise a little self control now and again!!!!!

[needlemeister]

hello! your art is amazing! i loveeee your scug designs :D

anyway, can you share something about your ocs? i don't know much, so it can be anything-- backstory, abilities, anything you find particularly cool? specifically the martyr or dragon slayer maybe :O it's hard to judge based on looks alone but thet seem like slugcats i'd really wanna play as lol

also, is the hy in your pronoun set pronounced he or hi (or some other way that i'm forgetting)?

have a good day byeee :]

hi i completely forgot to answer this ages ago sorry!!

I'll answer the non oc question first: you pronounce it like he/him! they're masc angelkin pronouns :]

also, if anyone wants me to do an info post like this on any of the antiscugs or my iterators, lmk!

MARTYR

Era: Post-Saint in a different facility entirely during a drought period induced by most Iterators dying out. Food is scarce, and there's no rain - only suffocating heat.

Diet: Batflies, Blue Fruit, Baby Centipedes - Each fills only one fourth of a pip. Larger amounts of food cause shock due to how overeating after starvation works irl. Four pips, no spillover. (OOOO|)

Abilities: Can starve one more cycle in a row before death. Always statistically considered to be in a starvation state. Can play dead.

Iterator: Calls Upon the Sea / CUTS, a lonesome Iterator whose facility acted as a giant lighthouse. Desperately pleading their siblings in their Local Group to say something, anything, unaware that they are the last one standing.

DRAGON SLAYER (anti-Refugee)

Era: Post-Pacifist, Pre-Riptide

Diet: Carnivorous. 1.5x pips from Lizards, 1/2x from any other creatures. Same amount of pips as Artificer. (OOOOOO|OOO)

Abilities: Same combat capabilities as Hunter. Deals 2x damage to all Lizards at the cost of always being fatally bit by them and locked at the lowest possible reputation with them. Bad swimming and balance due to lack of tail. Same mass as Gourmand.

Iterator: N/A. Avoided by Overseers due to attacking them one too many times.

MOTHER

Era: Post-Monk, almost immediately so. Outer Expanse is flourishing with Slugcats.

Diet: Default. Same pips as Artificer, in addition to two sets of three pips to also attend to. (OOOOOO|OOO + OOO|x2)

Abilities: Has a pair of Pups that they absolutely must take care of, or else they must repeat the cycle. Average stats. Can carry both pups on their back at once. If implemented in-game, players two and three are their pups when using Jolly Co-op. Combat stats are buffed if one or both of their pups are in danger.

Iterator: N/A. Too focused on keeping their pups safe - cans are dangerous!

SCHOLAR

Era: Pre-and-post-Martyr. Their first journey is to collect colored pearls for their Iterator before the heat burns them out, and their second is to deliver a message to CUTS.

Diet: N/A. Pips represent current charge (OOOOOOO|) and space for pearl storage (|OOO) respectively. Nap, hibernate, or interact with sources of electricity (Centipedes, Zappers, Electric Spears, etc) to charge. Charge slowly drains as they move and act. The heat will make them overheat if they spend too long outside between hibernations.

Abilities: Incapable of ingesting anything but pearls. Swift and agile, like a median between Spearmaster and Rivulet without the aquatic capabilities of the latter. Starts Marked.

Iterator: A currently unnamed Iterator that created them in order to collect and deliver pearls efficiently in the worsening conditions outside.

COVERT

Era: Undetermined, possibly before The Great Ascension. Maybe Technomancer mod era?

Diet: Carnivorous. Incapable of consuming Black Lizards. Same pips as Spearmaster, due to the slow metabolism of underground creatures. (OOOOO|OOOOO)

Abilities: Blind. Mechanically, this means everything has the Shaded Citadel or Filtration System filter. Edges of terrain are illuminated as if with Monk's Citadel assist effect to represent the Covert relying on sound and touch. Sources of sound are illuminated better, and all non-ambient noises have their volume increased. Faster tunneling speed than any other.

Iterator: there's a nonzero chance only LttM exists here

STARFALLEN

Era: Paradoxically before Spearmaster and yet after Saint. Rubicon is present.

Diet: Carnivorous. Not sure on the pips.

Abilities: Capable of holding and producing a charge similar to Centipedes. Immune to stuns or damage Centipede and Jellyfish shocks, instead entering an overcharged state that gives them mild contact damage and stuns to enemies susceptible to electricity. Can charge Electric Spears and electrocute creatures via mauling.

Iterator: Sixteen Shooting Stars, a strange Iterator whose can is only accessible in Rubicon.

REFUGEE

Era: Immediately after Monk.

Diet: Same as Monk, including the pips. (OOO|OO)

Abilities: Weaker and lighter than Monk, but also swifter. Lizard taming odds are doubled.

Iterator: Looks to the Moon, like their other siblings!

GATHERER

Not created with playability in mind. Basically a cross between Gourmand and Hunter, their parents.

WEAVER

Not created with playability in mind. An unstable cross between Rivulet and Spearmaster, their parents.

[organchordsandlightning]

the dealership, every time I take my car in: oooo you wanna appraise your vehicle so bad. you wanna get a new car at 2pm on a Tuesday. ooooo you want us to tell you how much your ‘07 is worth so bad

[zzdoodlesalot]

wildtober day 1. snowball bush and sheep complete! Two days behind now which isn’t too good but we ball!! you wanna use my prompt list so bad ooo ooooo o o oooo ( use the tag and mention me if you do i’d LOVE TO SEE i don’t even know if you can tag people i assume you can WHATEVER!! :3 )

voila! bone apple pie!

[perpetually-sad-but-its-fine]

10x09 of chicago pd

GIGANTIC TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT/RAPE THROUGHOUT THIS EPISODE. ITS NOT EXPLICITLY MENTIONED IN THIS POST BUT IF IT TRIGGERS YOU, PLEASE STAY AWAY.

here we go

oh the recap

such pain

oop

how's chief o’neal gonna defend his son now??

did voight just call o’neal

oh he did

im curious to see how this goes

o’neal

please open your eyes

im begging you

don't be a fuckin idiot

oh my god

that's not at all creepy

‘learned that somewhere’

not at all a subtle dig at sean

o’neal

please

for the love of god

be reasonable

be rationable

please

GODDAMIT O’NEAL

USE YOUR BRAIN YOU BALDHEADED IDIOT

oh my god

TWELVE???

my god

this is so dark, so quick

oh lawyer lady

hello lawyer lady

oh my god

this is so interesting

im invested

isla

please help

please

please

h e l p

im feeling so sorry for her

this poor girl

oh isla

I FEEL SO BAD

I FUCKIN HATE SEAN

hailey, what’re you gonna do now???

please be reasonable

please try to be sensitive

ITS ONLY EIGHT MINTUES INTO THE EPISODE

AND IM SO EMOTIONAL

THE TEARS

HAILEY PLEASE

CHICAGO PD WRITER GIVE HER A BREAK

OH MY GOD

oooo

now we’re getting somewhere

its getting so INTERESTING

oh no

ohhhh nooooo

im gonna kill him

i swear to all higher power

ill kill him

holy shit

this is so dark

oh my god

hailey’s face

she feels so sorry

and she's blaming herself, I cAN FEEL IT

im crying just looking at her

oh nooooo

cmon

‘he said, she said’

I FUCKIN HATE THIS

guys

listen to lawyer lady

please

don't do something stupid that's gonna affect everything else

if yoU LISTEN TO HER

ITLL BE BETTER

god they’re not listening to her

if hailey gets hurt, ill riot

i will

NO

WHATD HE BURN???

WHAT IS IT

GODDAMN IT

im gonna punch him

hailey

punch him

please

jesus fuckin christ

this is so dark

they need to put fuckin trigger warnings

im gonna crack his skull open

sean

you keep speaking to my wife like that

im gonna shoot you

oh great

lawyer lady #2

lady

your client is an abominable shit goblin of a human being

the fuck are you doing defending him?

stfu lawyer lady #2

nobody likes you

idek you

but i don't like you

chief o’neal is definitely defending sean

definitely helping him

is he gonna get arrested?

cuz i wouldn't mind watching that

ooooo

we’re getting somewhere

don't break rules guys

don't

its not gonna end well

and sean’s gonna go free

we don't want that to happen

oh no

irrelevant ik

but

HAILEY KICKING THAT DOOR OPEN

UM MAAM

ME NEXT

oh shit

this isn't gonna end well

THEY KICKED IN THE DOOR W/ NO PROBABLE CAUSE

shits gonna hit the fan

i can feel it

stop lying you idiot

you know him

WE KNOW YOU KNOW HIM

JUST TELL THE TRUTH MAN

thank you

now we’re getting somewhere

this'll be fun

why does voight only hold the gun in one hand???

what does he gain from that??

how is that safe??

my god

where are the girls

god

it’s chief o’neal again

he fuckin told his son

i can feel it

how despicable of a human being can you be

shut the fuck up paddy

you’re son is a terrible person

oh lawyer lady and lawyer lady #2

if they fight

that'd be awesome

i wanna see it happen

o’neal

i swear to fucking god if you bring up jay

i will murder you in your sleep

i don't care if youre fictional or not

THANK YOU HANK

THANK YOU

T H A N K  Y O U

USE YOUR FUCKIN BRAIN CHIEF

USE IT

I DONT CARE IF THERE ARE ONLY THREE BRAINCELLS IN THERE

FUCKIN USE IT

HE IS EXACTLY THAT

DONT BE AN IDIOT

whAT??

C O M E  O N

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

LAWYER LADY

USE YOUR FUCKIN LAWYER SKILLS

god

i cant

i cannot

‘sean would be a fool to do something now’

‘lets hope hes a fool then’

oh i really hope he is

bcuz if he isn't arrested along w/ his father

ill kill dick wolf

ill do it

poor hank

just staring at the board

where’s hailey??

where's my wife??? 

oh theres my wife

god i wanna hug her so badly

hank why?

why have you done this

whatre you hoping to get from this

haILEY

DONT DO SOMETHING STUPID

did she go home??

or is she going to sean?

chief

use your fucking brain

fuckin read it then

if youre so sure about his innocence

read it

good god hailey

what's your plan

shut the fuck up sean

wait hold on??

whatre you trying to do hailey??

appeal to his humanity??

i really hope this works

don't make me feel sorry for you

don't

i dont like them

this is not gonna end well

hailey back off

go away

hes gonna do something bad

hailey please

back off

please

god i dont like where this is going

im scared

shut UP

CHIEF

THAT DOESNT MEAN

THAT YOU IGNORE

VERY OBVIOUS

ILLEAGAL

BULLSHIT

i feel sorry for them now

i don't like this

at all

i don't wanna feel sorry for them

read the fucking files 

oh god

where's this gonna go

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS GODDAMMIT

hailey

please fuckin leave

plEASE

do not psychoanalyse her

HEARING SOMEONE CALL JAY HER HUSBAND MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY AND THEN I REMEMBER WHOS SAYING IT AND WHY

AND THEN I SCREAM

also

i don't think jay and hailey ever called each other ‘husband and wife’ to each other

ever

we’ve only ever heard it after jay left or from other people

excuse my crying

sean

leave. her. alone. 

Hailey

back off

this will not end well

please

just back off

oh no

what's gonna happen

PLEASE

DONT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY GIRL

PLEASE

I CANT HANDLE THIS

hailey

we can't go down this way again

i can't handle what happened to you in season seven

i can't 

don't do this to me

the fact that voight is now the voice of reason

that's just really fuckin funny when you look at the nine seasons

we love the irony

oooo

hailey

what have you found

she's found something

what is it

oh my god

this better go well

im not prepared

at all

hailey

don't get hurt

just 

please don't

she's gonna get hurt, isn't she???

im scaredddd

iM SO SCARED

OH MY GOD

THE GIRLS

WHERE ARE THEY????

W H E R E  A R E  T H EY

hailey???

that superhero landing???

damn alright

we’re just gonna look past that ig

not at all mention the fact that she jumped down and landed perfectly

please stay safe

please

please

please

oh god

no

hailey

don't do this

please wait for backup

JAY WOULDNT WANT YOU TO DO THIS

PLEASE

I DONT WANT YOU TO DO THIS

oh thank god

voight

oh thank god

good

theres back up

please

god

let this fo somewhat well

oh my god

oh my fucking god

oh MY FUCKING GOD

PLEASE

HELP THESE GIRLS

PLEASE

HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

please tell me that they can arrest him now???

please

oh no

where is he now??

o’neal’s hiding him, isn't he??

cuz if he is

this is gonna be interesting

‘by the book’

that's rich coming from you hank

GUNSHOTS

PLEASE TELL ME SEAN DIDNT DIE

HE DESERVES TO R O T

oh my god

what

THEYRE BOTH DEAD

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKIN HELL

COME ON

oh wait

hold on

is he...

is he alive???

I THINK HES ALIVE

please

he deserves to suffer

save him

so he can suffer

thank you

thank you voight

HAILEY

COME ON

DONT DO THIS

THIS IS LIKE VOIGHT AND JAY AND HAILEY FROM SEASON NINE AND SEASON SEVEN AGAIN

GODDAMMIT

WHY CANT THEY BE H A P P Y

WHY

please tell me that they can save him

i wanna see him suffer

why do I feel like hank’s getting flashbacks to ana

bcuz

do not compare her to him

oh hes alive

yippee

this’ll be fun

jesus fuck

[itlivesproject]

Daily anon Chronicles chapter six(FUCKING FINALLY I'VE BEEN SO BUSY)

Today's a Spice girl's day ig coz Wannabe is playing in ma mind

(SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND WIND IT ALL AROUND SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND WIND IT ALL AROUND IF U WANNA BE MA LOVER)

sobsobsob WHY ON EDGE WAAAAAAAAAAAA

Abel, Noah and Connor being concerned abt Amalia while Lincoln and Joss could literally care less😭

AMALIA DON'T PUT ME IN FUCKING ULTIMATUMS ALL THE TIME WOMAN NGL I FEEL KINDA IRRITATED EVEN IF SHE HAS GOOD INTENTIONS

Amalia, if Nadia loses control of her powers in a sec you wouldn't have a future, so i suggest u pls think bout this with a calm mind.

YES IT IS MORE IMPORTANT I'M SORRY TO SAY, BUT WE HAVE A MONSTER SPIKE, A BUTTE WHERE PROBABLY SOME WEIRD SATANIC RITUAL TOOK PLACE AND A DEAD GHOST SISTER AND LIVES AT STAKE SO YES YES IT'S MORE IMPORTANT

Knife, knife where is our knife?

🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺BACK 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺BACK I SAY🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

Girl, don't Dia me. Tell me tf u want and f off. Bro just go to the other side, you'll find candy canes istg. Ik it hurts but the truth always does so umm. Sorry, Annie😐

BRO WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THESE THINGS EXISTED. GURL U DON'T TALK TO YOUR BIG SISTER LIKE THAT APOLOGIZE OR IMMA DRAG U BY THE EAR

Let's hope we don't end up like Noah or MC

YAYYYYY SWEETHEART GREEN IS COPING YAYYYYYY

Oh come on y'all pls don't chastise me I'm doing what i think is right can't u just hope that it doesn't bite me back in the ass

Wow Lincoln, way to be comforting. But then he is a brooding psychometric hot man. Well. Is she lying about Linky tho??

Oooo something was making her do it.

Mentions of Mattyass Mcquoid is always noice.

Ugh nerve loss because of a fucking desk drawer what an idiot

Awww come on Linky u know u like it

Yayyyyy nerve gain

Oml jealous brother trope ahhh cliche but still it's soooooo good

Ooooo ok so she knew something was wrong and she was writing messages to her wife so that she wouldn't come near her. A real tragedy😔

Ok this is some Gollum level shit ngl

Lolol weirdly nice? That's the most non joss thing ever xaxaxaxaxa

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 Ok she's either gonna attack us coz power changes us and she's not in control or she's gonna betray us. Or we're never gonna meet her again 🤷

Ok yup she's gonna betray us i can see it.

Lincoln come on. I mean ya i get it but Talia is a but more important to me so

Lmao middle aged is what u hear from that??? Lmaoooooo. Errrrrrr okayyyyyyy???????

Heat in just ur face????? Come on woman look at him. Lincoln's expression rn:☹️

Lolol come on Linky dance with meeee. Ahhhhhh sweet romantic dance. What's better than that??? Umm, ok that's sad. 😭😭😭😭EVEN I FEEL THE STING OF REJECTION, THIS FICTIONAL MAN BROKE MY HEART WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ooooof hot chocolate??? Something bad's happened. Dayum right. Yayyyy we got her to smile I'm innnnnnn.

Awwwwwwww the way she says it sooooo cuteeee. Ok he was a friend but if i remember right he wasn't rly nice ro peeps.

Awwwwwww Joss and I are bondinggggggg☺️☺️☺️☺️

Lmao that's soooo hilarious to watch. Like they wanna have a fight and make-up finally but they're just not and it's soooooooooo awkward. THEY'RE ALIKE AND NOONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND. Umm. Well. Boy, that escalated quickly

me at the end of this:

[keilemlucent]

on twitter someone said dabi would say “oooo you wanna kiss me so bad” in the middle of arguments and i cant get that out of my rat brain,, bc like he’d be right

god like. he would. he’d be so fucking smug about it. detail the whole thing 2 get horny. i’d let him too.  a lil mostly sfw drabble for ya

“Dabi, seriously, what the fuck were you thinking?” Your voice was less angry than you meant it. Mentally, you were spitting hot fire and rage onto your boyfriend in heaps.

“It’s what had to be done, babe, don’t worry about it,” Dabi waved you off, despite the fact you were bandaging his wounds.

As tough as he tried to act, he whimpered like a puppy when you touched the tender parts of his injuries and grafts. It was one of the reasons you were so pissed.

“You know I’m gonna worry about it!” You huffed, wrapping a cut on his hand with a knowing dexterity. “And you know better than to go in headfirst like that.”

“Do I?” Dabi questioned, raising his eyebrows smugly. “News to me.”

“Dabi.” You crossed your arms, sitting back on your knees, pressing the two of you into the comforter. “Stop deflecting, just admit you fucked up and got yourself hurt.”

Dabi tilted his head towards his shoulder, a pearly white smile stretching across his face. It would’ve been charming if you weren’t so pissed.

You met him with a frown, locking your jaw, “Please, Dabi, stop being such so fucking stubborn—“

“Ooooo,” Dabi smirked, sitting up quickly and nearly knocking you from your perch on his thighs. “You wanna kiss me so bad, don’t you?”

“W-what? No!” You stammered, not expecting that sort of reaction, as disgustingly flirty as your boyfriend could be, he was beaten to a pulp and that typically was not the opportune time to be horny. “Dabi, I’m serious, please-“

“I dunno, baby,” Dabi hummed, resting his chin on his bandaged hand. “You’re really hot when you’re all huffy. It’s also as nice as seeing all flustered and squirming.”

You ran your hand down your cheek, still squeezing your thighs together at the prospect, “You are literally bruised and beat to hell and back, please, keep it in your pants.”

“Hasn’t stopped us before, has it?” Dabi’s hands circled your waist, sliding under the hem of your top as you shuddered. “Besides, you do wanna kiss me, don’t you?”

“I will kiss you if it gets you to shut up.”

“Deal.”