#oomm

[syxnewt]

I thought oomf stood for one of my mutuals for a long time and I don't know how or why

[winterfromwof]

dude i hate fictional people with the word rose in their name (rosey from burner and rose from out of my mind)

[lovepollution]

Out of My Mind (2024) dir. Amber Sealey

[centaur-dreaming]

Vinland Saga man….

[bratbarzal]

I’ve moved

In with me 😏

you can’t spell roommate without rat

[elysianholly]

This fucking guy

My villain origin story is people claiming that Riley's biggest crime in the series was being boring. He wasn't just boring. He was a passive-aggressive chauvinist who the show bent over backward to defend. A while back on Reddit, I made a list of reasons why Riley sucks. This is that list, and I'm adding to it.

The only reason he punches Parker is because Parker is mouthing off about a girl Riley likes. Everything about this interaction suggests that Riley has heard him say similar before, and hasn't cared until the woman in question was someone he had a vested interest in.

He calls Buffy stupid for not wanting to date him (if this guy slid into your DMs and called you stupid for turning him down, lbr, this would not lead into a healthy, lasting romance)

He immediately puts himself in competition with Buffy. Even at his most inoffensive, he says things like "I don't even know if I could take you."

He has an inherently chauvinistic view of the world (established in The Initiative)

He is upset that Buffy had a significant relationship before she knew him and assumes Buffy boinked Angel in The Yoko Factor

He uses abuser language to excuse his shitty behavior like, "I love you so much I can't think straight."

He decides that Buffy doesn't love him all by himself

When he decides that Buffy doesn't love him, he confides in Xander and doesn't communicate his relationship issues with Buffy

He wants to help Buffy but only in jobs that are "manly." In No Place Like Home, for instance, he nopes out when Buffy suggests he help with the spell to identify what might be wrong with Joyce. Even if there wasn't a lot for him to do, he could, idk, stick around to be moral support for his partner who is trying to figure out what might be attacking her mother. That seems like a pretty standard partner thing to do.

He gets upset that Buffy "doesn't get all worked up over him" the way she did with Angel when "getting all worked up" in CONTEXT means "isn't constantly miserable."

He is sad boi at Buffy in OoMM for also prioritizing her mother's health after she believes Riley is healed rather than sticking around to play nursemaid

He wants Buffy to show emotion over Joyce at a time when Buffy literally cannot (if you've never had a parent in the hospital with a life-threatening illness, maybe you don't know that there are times/places to break down and "in the hospital" where you're supposed to be strong isn't one of them)

He doesn't care that his girlfriend's mother is sick, possibly with something life-threatening; he cares that he got to be the hero of the piece, the shoulder for Buffy to cry on. His only reaction to any of that was to be hurt that Buffy didn't respond the way he thought she should; no concern for her well-being or Joyce's, just Riley getting his feelings hurt because he wasn't the center of Buffy's universe or the rock for her to lean on when all went to pieces

This is further confirmed by the way he just doesn't mention Joyce's absence at all in As You Were. When he leaves Sunnydale, it's after Joyce has had a successful operation. He returns and she's not there and no questions? No condolences? It's because he doesn't care.

He doesn't ask about Buffy's death when she lets him know she died.

He starts separating himself from the Scoobies and then gets mad for not being included

He literally cheats on Buffy with vampire sex workers (there are people who say they were not sex workers, but in a show where monsters are metaphors, you have to be especially dense or willfully obtuse to not realize this is what they are)

Riley intentionally puts himself in a position where he might be killed or turned specifically to SPITE BUFFY, which demonstrates his lack of consideration for what she might have to do later if things go bad

Riley blames Buffy for being roofied by Dracula (again, monsters as metaphor)

He never apologizes or owns that he was unfaithful

He blames his infidelity on Buffy, actually

The first time Buffy learns Riley isn't happy, she's told she should've seen it, which is classic victim blaming and happens from Xander AND Riley (and a good amount of fans who want to excuse that behavior)

He is fine with torturing sentient creatures, and in fact had a stake made specifically so he could torture vampires without killing them

He goes behind Buffy's back all the time

Riley was not boring. If he were boring, he would be inoffensive. Dull to watch but not rage-inducing. But he is rage-inducing because, despite all the passive-aggressive gaslighting bullshit he gets away with, people in this fandom still believe he was "Buffy's best boyfriend." That she was to blame for the deterioration of this relationship. That he was the healthiest of the Buffyverse men. The show does, too. That's why Xander (Wh*don's mouthpiece) gives that sanctimonious little speech to Buffy (the audience in this case) in Into the Woods to scold us for not treating Riley better. Then they double down in As You Were to make Buffy fawn all over herself to let this gaslighting asshole off the hook for everything he put her through.

Riley's sin is not being boring. It's that he was actually awful. Wh*don himself once called Riley a "healthy relationship" for Buffy, and if that doesn't tell you something, there's no talking to you.

[waynzel]

LETS FUCKING GO

taste of her cherry lipgloss

in which her usual diner nights become bit more when a certain billionaire decides slide into her booth and perhaps is due to the holiday spirit but something meaningful shifts and all because of the beauty of christmas lights

[pienipunahilkka]

Joulumuisto

Elettiin 90-luvun alkua, kävin tuolloin esikoulua, joka ei vielä tuolloin ollut pakollinen mutta äitini katsoi kuitenkin asialliseksi laittaa herranterttunsa sellaiseen. Oli joulunalusaika, joten eskarissa tehtiin kaikenlaisia jouluaktiviteetteja. Eräänä aamupäivänä laulettiin joululaulua "Porsaita äidin oomme kaikki" sellaisella twistillä, että sanoihin vaihdettiin aina eri vokaali. Parsaita aidan, pursuitu uidun jne. Ihan kiva idea, muttei aivan loppuun asti mietitty.

Kaikki meni hyvin kunnes päästiin vokaaliin e

[cervinae-canine]

a j1mmy/curly kissing animation was one of the first things i saw when going on oomm's blog. feeling like this

[that-scorpio]

It’s too early to be picturing oomm whole mouth on my 🐱 but that’s what’s on my mind right now 🙈😅

Good morning ☀️

[jessiewithaj]

getting nice and prettyyyy before the girl gets hooo~~~oomme

[dearweirdme]

https://www.tumblr.com/dearweirdme/756329924476928000/if-anyone-is-wondering-what-gets-jkkrs-blocked?source=share

Since I am a nice person, I won't respond to oooommm anymore, yk for their mental peace. And also for ours bcs damn they've written 10 screenshots worth of bs. No one should be subjected to this level of brain rot. As for oomm, it can't be healthy to be that pissed. Let them think they've won and we have nothing to say to whatever they said to make us look like fools and taekook look like coworkers.

Ooommm you've won me over. Jikook real, taekook fake and taekookers delusional who should know better than to act as they do "in their age". Be better everyone. Let's not disappoint ooomm . Go be happy in your blogs now. 👋🏻

Ps could anyone even read one page of it? I gave up after seeing the 10 page novella

Pps @jkftkth @peachjagiya 😘😘

Hi anon!

Well… oooommmm can’t read this, because they got blocked 😂 (unless they’re lurking from another account, in which case… please for your own sanity… stay away).

Even I only skimmed through that ask 🙈

[just-jordie-things]

my mom is so sweet. but kinda funny.

she knows i write fanfiction and have for a loooong time and she's never read any of it (by my choice bc i would be so embarrassed) but she often comments about how she would if i'd let her and is just all around very supportive of the hobby- which is nice!

so lately with family in and out of town and catching up she's been telling people how much i enjoy writing and that i should really be getting paid for it and i have to do my mo-oomm at 22 Years Old bc how do i explain to my mother that you just don't get paid for writing xreader fanfictions ._. but also it's so sweet that she's so adamant abt it

so other writers- do you have family that know you write? do you let them read it? she's being supportive and i want her to know i acknowledge and appreciate that. and i know my stuff is pretty sfw and allat. but even at 22 i get flustered thinking abt her reading my delusions abt 2d men and even the kiss scenes (i'm literally blushing rn thinking abt it and its MY WORKSSS) send help i'm dying

[ughtenal]

half-banshee tweek from oomm sp monster au! craig is a vamp hence the song <3

[moth-tale]

Hello! an OOMM of mine reblogged a post of yours, and so i gave you a poke. i'd like to vibecheck you to see if a follow is good.

What are you top 5 favorite utmv AUs?

What are your top 5 favorite utmv fanfics?

Oh god, I am not as well versed as I used to be in the Undertale aus! Please be kind I only jumped back into the fandom a few days ago 😂😂😂

Underfell is my OG fave of course because I’m in love with Underfell Sans, but I was also hella into underswap and swapfell. I also still love Underlust, I won’t hear any slander about it!

That’s not really a ranking but I’m also still catching up.

As for fanfics I haven’t really read any for this fandom in a while so I’ll have to get back to you 😂

[paularinkeli]

Hilda ja Juulia

san. Paula Raitanen säv. trad.

Kaksi oli suloista lasta samass' kylässä kasvanutta Oli toinen heistä nimeltään Hilda toinen puolestaan ol' Juulia

He yhdessä leikkivät aina ja kerran he vannoivat niin Et parhaankaan riiarin kanssa eivät suostuisi he naimisiin

Nyt Hilda ja Juulia illoin pitkin raittia astelevat Kylän poikaset, tyttäret silloin kaikki tanssimaan kokoontuvat

Pojat tahtovat kaunista Hildaa jokainen vuorollaan tanssittaa Mutta yksikään heistä ei koskaan häntä kotiinsa saatella saa

Vaan Juulia syrjässä istuu katseen kaihoisan tansseihin luo Vain Lehtolan veijari-Ville hälle iltaisin seuraansa suo

Oi Juulia, lausahtaa Hilda kun muut ovat pois lähteneet Vielä muistatko valamme jonka oomme keskenämme vannoneet?

Ja Juulia helkkyen nauraa: hyvin muistan mä valamme sen Ohi mennyt on haaveilun aika aika leikkien ja lapsuuden

Niin hauska ois tyttönä rientää mutta saimme toisen kohtalon Onni on, että Villellä sentään talo, aitta ja peltoa on

Kun Juulia Villeltä kerran kultasormuksen sormeensa saa Hän riemuiten uutisen suuren rientää Hildalle nyt kertomaan

Vaan miksi on ilmeesi synkkä? Mikset kanssani iloita voi? Onko niin, että rakkaus Villeen salattu sinun rinnassas soi?

Minä yhdelle vaimoksi kelpaan sinä kenet vain sulhokses saat Kuinka kehtaat, sinä kirottu Hilda käydä minua kadehtimaan?

Voi Juulia, sun sanasi julmat kuin veitsen minä sieluuni sain! En huoli minä miehistä noista yhden ainoan tahdoin mä vain

Kun ystävä selkänsä kääntää enkä armastani saada mä voi Liian tuskaista tänne on jäädä joudun lähtemään iäksi pois

Nyt vietetään Juulian häitä mutta morsian hymyile ei Hän itkee miten katkerat lauseet hältä rakkaimman ystävän vei

Jo kaupungin melskeessä kauan ovat vierineet vuodet ja veet Ja eräänä päivänä Hilda kirjeen saanut on lukeakseen

Minut muistatko, Hilda sä vielä? Sulle leskenä nyt kirjoitan Sain Villestä puolison julman sinä elämän onnekkaamman

Joka päivä sitä riemua kaipaan jonka elämään ennen sä toit Siks nöyrästi kysyn nyt sulta josko anteeksi antaa sä voit

Pian Juulia lukea saakin Hildan lempeän vastauksen: Oi Juulia, Juulia rakkain sulle kaunoja kanna mä en

Suru kuulla sitä valtavaa tuskaa jonka sulhosi aiheutti sull' Mutten Villeä tahtonut koskaan sinä armahin ain' olit mull'

Ja Juulia silmänsä sulkee lohtu kyyneleet tullessaan tuo Ja kutsuun hän vastata tahtoo muuttaa kaupunkiin Hildansa luo

Ei arvannut Juulia ennen mutta totta se kuitenkin on: Ei kahdelle kaunokaiselle onni yhteinen oo mahdoton