dude i hate fictional people with the word rose in their name (rosey from burner and rose from out of my mind)
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Vinland Saga man….
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are you really that hairy that people say stuff like that?
The answer could be gross if u dont like hair but;
Yeah, i got it from my grandpa on my moms side probably. Like it grows on the SIDE of my palm, all the way up onto my first knuckle of my pinky. My back hair is attached to my hairdo. I can’t hide it even if i tried.
Probably someone who’ll like it but idk it never occurred to me i had that much until that guy stood there. Naked. And told me “Ah! You are a very hairy man!”
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the urge to write a ship centric type of oneshot or short story for any omori ship cuz of a silly villainess oneshot i read in an anthology. in the oneshot, the guy ate a candy that lets him read the mind of his soon to be wife and ooo the silly ideas for that premise. (can ya tell i dont know which to use, fiance or fiancee?)
photobomb or suntan... hmmm..... or a different ship like kimbrey or cactiflower or sunflower hmmmmmmm
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Aina vihannu suomitumvlr "yhteisöä".
Miksi, kysyt; no vittu huvin ja urheilun vuoksi.
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is it just me or tumblr really randomly unfollows the blogs u follow too?
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This fucking guy
My villain origin story is people claiming that Riley's biggest crime in the series was being boring. He wasn't just boring. He was a passive-aggressive chauvinist who the show bent over backward to defend.
A while back on Reddit, I made a list of reasons why Riley sucks. This is that list, and I'm adding to it.
The only reason he punches Parker is because Parker is mouthing off about a girl Riley likes. Everything about this interaction suggests that Riley has heard him say similar before, and hasn't cared until the woman in question was someone he had a vested interest in.
He calls Buffy stupid for not wanting to date him (if this guy slid into your DMs and called you stupid for turning him down, lbr, this would not lead into a healthy, lasting romance)
He immediately puts himself in competition with Buffy. Even at his most inoffensive, he says things like "I don't even know if I could take you."
He has an inherently chauvinistic view of the world (established in The Initiative)
He is upset that Buffy had a significant relationship before she knew him and assumes Buffy boinked Angel in The Yoko Factor
He uses abuser language to excuse his shitty behavior like, "I love you so much I can't think straight."
He decides that Buffy doesn't love him all by himself
When he decides that Buffy doesn't love him, he confides in Xander and doesn't communicate his relationship issues with Buffy
He wants to help Buffy but only in jobs that are "manly." In No Place Like Home, for instance, he nopes out when Buffy suggests he help with the spell to identify what might be wrong with Joyce. Even if there wasn't a lot for him to do, he could, idk, stick around to be moral support for his partner who is trying to figure out what might be attacking her mother. That seems like a pretty standard partner thing to do.
He gets upset that Buffy "doesn't get all worked up over him" the way she did with Angel when "getting all worked up" in CONTEXT means "isn't constantly miserable."
He is sad boi at Buffy in OoMM for also prioritizing her mother's health after she believes Riley is healed rather than sticking around to play nursemaid
He wants Buffy to show emotion over Joyce at a time when Buffy literally cannot (if you've never had a parent in the hospital with a life-threatening illness, maybe you don't know that there are times/places to break down and "in the hospital" where you're supposed to be strong isn't one of them)
He doesn't care that his girlfriend's mother is sick, possibly with something life-threatening; he cares that he got to be the hero of the piece, the shoulder for Buffy to cry on. His only reaction to any of that was to be hurt that Buffy didn't respond the way he thought she should; no concern for her well-being or Joyce's, just Riley getting his feelings hurt because he wasn't the center of Buffy's universe or the rock for her to lean on when all went to pieces
This is further confirmed by the way he just doesn't mention Joyce's absence at all in As You Were. When he leaves Sunnydale, it's after Joyce has had a successful operation. He returns and she's not there and no questions? No condolences? It's because he doesn't care.
He doesn't ask about Buffy's death when she lets him know she died.
He starts separating himself from the Scoobies and then gets mad for not being included
He literally cheats on Buffy with vampire sex workers (there are people who say they were not sex workers, but in a show where monsters are metaphors, you have to be especially dense or willfully obtuse to not realize this is what they are)
Riley intentionally puts himself in a position where he might be killed or turned specifically to SPITE BUFFY, which demonstrates his lack of consideration for what she might have to do later if things go bad
Riley blames Buffy for being roofied by Dracula (again, monsters as metaphor)
He never apologizes or owns that he was unfaithful
He blames his infidelity on Buffy, actually
The first time Buffy learns Riley isn't happy, she's told she should've seen it, which is classic victim blaming and happens from Xander AND Riley (and a good amount of fans who want to excuse that behavior)
He is fine with torturing sentient creatures, and in fact had a stake made specifically so he could torture vampires without killing them
He goes behind Buffy's back all the time
Riley was not boring. If he were boring, he would be inoffensive. Dull to watch but not rage-inducing. But he is rage-inducing because, despite all the passive-aggressive gaslighting bullshit he gets away with, people in this fandom still believe he was "Buffy's best boyfriend." That she was to blame for the deterioration of this relationship. That he was the healthiest of the Buffyverse men. The show does, too. That's why Xander (Wh*don's mouthpiece) gives that sanctimonious little speech to Buffy (the audience in this case) in Into the Woods to scold us for not treating Riley better. Then they double down in As You Were to make Buffy fawn all over herself to let this gaslighting asshole off the hook for everything he put her through.
Riley's sin is not being boring. It's that he was actually awful. Wh*don himself once called Riley a "healthy relationship" for Buffy, and if that doesn't tell you something, there's no talking to you.
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It’s too early to be picturing oomm whole mouth on my 🐱 but that’s what’s on my mind right now 🙈😅
Good morning ☀️
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https://www.tumblr.com/dearweirdme/756329924476928000/if-anyone-is-wondering-what-gets-jkkrs-blocked?source=share
Since I am a nice person, I won't respond to oooommm anymore, yk for their mental peace. And also for ours bcs damn they've written 10 screenshots worth of bs. No one should be subjected to this level of brain rot. As for oomm, it can't be healthy to be that pissed. Let them think they've won and we have nothing to say to whatever they said to make us look like fools and taekook look like coworkers.
Ooommm you've won me over. Jikook real, taekook fake and taekookers delusional who should know better than to act as they do "in their age". Be better everyone. Let's not disappoint ooomm . Go be happy in your blogs now. 👋🏻
Ps could anyone even read one page of it? I gave up after seeing the 10 page novella
Pps @jkftkth @peachjagiya 😘😘
Hi anon!
Well… oooommmm can’t read this, because they got blocked 😂 (unless they’re lurking from another account, in which case… please for your own sanity… stay away).
Even I only skimmed through that ask 🙈
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my mom is so sweet. but kinda funny.
she knows i write fanfiction and have for a loooong time and she's never read any of it (by my choice bc i would be so embarrassed) but she often comments about how she would if i'd let her and is just all around very supportive of the hobby- which is nice!
so lately with family in and out of town and catching up she's been telling people how much i enjoy writing and that i should really be getting paid for it and i have to do my mo-oomm at 22 Years Old bc how do i explain to my mother that you just don't get paid for writing xreader fanfictions ._. but also it's so sweet that she's so adamant abt it
so other writers- do you have family that know you write? do you let them read it? she's being supportive and i want her to know i acknowledge and appreciate that. and i know my stuff is pretty sfw and allat. but even at 22 i get flustered thinking abt her reading my delusions abt 2d men and even the kiss scenes (i'm literally blushing rn thinking abt it and its MY WORKSSS) send help i'm dying
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half-banshee tweek from oomm sp monster au! craig is a vamp hence the song <3
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Oomm on twitter posted about hyperfixating so hard they created their own hockey team and made a timeline for them and everything
And I said HOW. I WANNA DO THAT SO BAD…. I HAVE SO MANY OC’S …… they told me the app they used, and I downloaded it. I can’t wait to be in a writing mood so I can actually do it 😭
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Hilda ja Juulia
san. Paula Raitanen
säv. trad.
Kaksi oli suloista lasta
samass' kylässä kasvanutta
Oli toinen heistä nimeltään Hilda
toinen puolestaan ol' Juulia
He yhdessä leikkivät aina
ja kerran he vannoivat niin
Et parhaankaan riiarin kanssa
eivät suostuisi he naimisiin
Nyt Hilda ja Juulia illoin
pitkin raittia astelevat
Kylän poikaset, tyttäret silloin
kaikki tanssimaan kokoontuvat
Pojat tahtovat kaunista Hildaa
jokainen vuorollaan tanssittaa
Mutta yksikään heistä ei koskaan
häntä kotiinsa saatella saa
Vaan Juulia syrjässä istuu
katseen kaihoisan tansseihin luo
Vain Lehtolan veijari-Ville
hälle iltaisin seuraansa suo
Oi Juulia, lausahtaa Hilda
kun muut ovat pois lähteneet
Vielä muistatko valamme jonka
oomme keskenämme vannoneet?
Ja Juulia helkkyen nauraa:
hyvin muistan mä valamme sen
Ohi mennyt on haaveilun aika
aika leikkien ja lapsuuden
Niin hauska ois tyttönä rientää
mutta saimme toisen kohtalon
Onni on, että Villellä sentään
talo, aitta ja peltoa on
Kun Juulia Villeltä kerran
kultasormuksen sormeensa saa
Hän riemuiten uutisen suuren
rientää Hildalle nyt kertomaan
Vaan miksi on ilmeesi synkkä?
Mikset kanssani iloita voi?
Onko niin, että rakkaus Villeen
salattu sinun rinnassas soi?
Minä yhdelle vaimoksi kelpaan
sinä kenet vain sulhokses saat
Kuinka kehtaat, sinä kirottu Hilda
käydä minua kadehtimaan?
Voi Juulia, sun sanasi julmat
kuin veitsen minä sieluuni sain!
En huoli minä miehistä noista
yhden ainoan tahdoin mä vain
Kun ystävä selkänsä kääntää
enkä armastani saada mä voi
Liian tuskaista tänne on jäädä
joudun lähtemään iäksi pois
Nyt vietetään Juulian häitä
mutta morsian hymyile ei
Hän itkee miten katkerat lauseet
hältä rakkaimman ystävän vei
Jo kaupungin melskeessä kauan
ovat vierineet vuodet ja veet
Ja eräänä päivänä Hilda
kirjeen saanut on lukeakseen
Minut muistatko, Hilda sä vielä?
Sulle leskenä nyt kirjoitan
Sain Villestä puolison julman
sinä elämän onnekkaamman
Joka päivä sitä riemua kaipaan
jonka elämään ennen sä toit
Siks nöyrästi kysyn nyt sulta
josko anteeksi antaa sä voit
Pian Juulia lukea saakin
Hildan lempeän vastauksen:
Oi Juulia, Juulia rakkain
sulle kaunoja kanna mä en
Suru kuulla sitä valtavaa tuskaa
jonka sulhosi aiheutti sull'
Mutten Villeä tahtonut koskaan
sinä armahin ain' olit mull'
Ja Juulia silmänsä sulkee
lohtu kyyneleet tullessaan tuo
Ja kutsuun hän vastata tahtoo
muuttaa kaupunkiin Hildansa luo
Ei arvannut Juulia ennen
mutta totta se kuitenkin on:
Ei kahdelle kaunokaiselle
onni yhteinen oo mahdoton
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Reconnection
[My contribution to the @inklings-challenge Christmas challenge, and a follow-up to my 2022 story "Connection". Thank you for hosting and merry Christmas!]
“…Hi everyone. Merry Christmas! At least, it should be Christmas by the time you get this. Right now it’s November 15th.”
In fact, it was December 27th when Arlo Connors’ transmission reached his family back on Earth. The first days had been spent by the Connors with the vague concern for him that always regrew in the back of their minds between messages. In a consolatory sort of coincidence, though, it arrived smack in the middle of the annual Christmas party, and the entire extended family (minus two strep-stricken cousins at home in bed) gathered and hushed to hear his voice.
Ever the dutiful son/brother/grandson/nephew/cousin, he first addressed the high points of the last transmission he received from them. He wished Jessamine well in her audition for the role of Claire in her school’s production of String Bean Salad Summer, complimenting the snippet of “One Tiny Seed” she had sung into the receiver. Jessamine shifted in her seat – she had ended up in the ensemble and was still a little stung about it. He advised Aunt Sybil on the glitch with her smart microwave that she had described. Sybil had to be stopped from bustling off to the kitchen to try the repair at that very moment. He congratulated Tim and Nadine on their one-year anniversary. They smiled and clasped hands – he would be an uncle in five months and didn’t even know it yet.
“Everything up here is going mostly according to plan. The biology team says the plants aren’t doing as well as they thought – something to do with the artificial atmosphere. But Alonzo and the rest of the techs’ gadgets are all working fine. A few might even get adapted for commercial sale…We passed Pellonia about a month ago. For once everyone just dropped what they were doing and stared. It looked like a big, cloudy orange. I tried to take a picture, but you know. It’s not the same.
“The big news is that I actually took a spacewalk last week.” Arlo described the simple but urgent malfunction with the ship’s thruster that required his direct attention, the process of being dressed in the spacesuit, and the combination of wonder and dread that filled his heart as he moved along the edge of the ship, his tether to it, to humanity, no wider than a garden hose. Several of his audience hung on his every word with little technical understanding but agonized suspense, forgetting that the account itself was proof that his time outside the ship had ended without incident.
“It sounds silly, but I kept thinking of the first time I jumped off the diving board at Uncle Harold’s pool. The same sense of something exciting, somewhere new to explore, all by myself, but also having to be alert, not get lost in it or…disaster. I was talking about it with Val…that’s Valeria Munroe, if Mom still has the article with the group picture saved…What am I saying, of course she does.”
Hetta had already whipped out her comm pad, opened her “Saved” folder, and retrieved the news article announcing the mission with its accompanying photo of the entire crew. She hovered her cursor over a few different faces before a text box appeared over one with the title “Valeria Munroe” and a brief biography. She smiled to herself and nodded. “She’s pretty.”
“Mo-oomm!” Arlo’s siblings chorused on his behalf.
“Anyway, it got me thinking, and I know it’s really early to say this, but…this trip’s going to be my last.”
A wave of confused, dismayed whispers swept through the room, followed by one of harsh shushing.
“I…I had always thought about the things I had made that I was sending up there…up here…that something my hands had touched was going to be sent past other planets and asteroid fields and onto worlds I had never seen and couldn’t even imagine. And even more than the pay bump and the…I dunno, ‘prestige’ as opposed to being a ground guy, I wanted to see for myself what I was working for. And now I have. And it’s not like…I don’t regret it, but I know I can’t maintain it. Just like I couldn’t stay outside any longer than it took to do what I had to do. It was beautiful, I was closer to it all than I’ve ever been, but the connection back was so thin, just like…sorry, I…”
Here they heard an unintelligible voice in the background and Arlo’s, muffled, saying “No, I’m fine.”
Then his voice was clear again. “I, um…I really miss you. I guess, is the point. And the sky and the trees and…traffic and barbecue smoke and those crummy slushies from Burger Beanie.” He made a noise between a laugh and a shudder. “More than anyone else here does, or did, it seems. The ones who’ve made a career out of this. Maybe they were like this too their first time and just forgot, but…I don’t want to forget. So…yeah.”
Hetta could be heard sniffling off to the side. “Mom,” one of Arlo’s sisters cooed softly, placing a hand on her arm.
Arlo clapped his hands loudly. “So! Now that I know that, I am going to try to strengthen my connections to whoever and whatever I can up here. And you will hear about it all! Sorry this message is so short, but I promise the rest won’t be. ‘Cause when I’m back down there, for good…I don’t want to forget, either.”
He left them with a few more pleasantries, Christmas wishes, and words of love, and then the room was silent. It remained so for the better part of a minute, until Sybil offered to start slicing up the gingerbread cake.
Someone hit the “Play” icon on her comm pad, and peppy, harmonic voices resumed singing. Gradually new conversations began, and gradually they were about topics other than the absent son/brother/grandson/nephew/cousin/uncle-to-be. He would hear all about them, though, in about two months. The best gift he could get, as he and those below continued the wait till the mission's end for the best gift he could give.
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Finnish folk metal cover of Go_A’s SHUM
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Kevätloitsu (Spring spell)
Kevätloitsu, kevätloitsu, mis oot talven ollut?
Puutarhassa koivun alla, pyöritellen paitaa
Metsän reunaan veden pintaan pöllö kuiskuttelee
Laulan laulun, hälle laulan, anna kuulua sen
Spring spell, spring spell, where have you been for the winter?
In the garden below the birch, spinning a shirt
To the surface of water at the edge of the woods an owl whispers
I sing a song, to him/her I sing, let it be heard
Solmi tuuli, kierrä talveen kiinni
Ja jo laulan, kevään sulle laulan
Siemen, siemen, siemen, siemen kylvetään jo maahan
Siellä, siellä, siellä, siellä vihreäksi kasvaa
Tie the wind, bind it to winter
And already I sing, I sing the spring for you
Seed, seed, seed, seed already being sown into the ground
There, there, there, there it shall grow green
Riennä, riennä, kevät notkoon, varrottu on vuosi
Aika on jo juosta ulos rakkauttesi vuoksi
Kevät, ootko katosonut jo ikkunaamme täällä?
Sulle oomme laulaneet ja oottaneet kevättä
Hurry, hurry, spring, into the dell, we’ve waited a year
It’s time to run outside for the sake of your love
Spring, have you already looked into our window here?
We have sung for you and waited for the spring
Joudu, joudu, lauletaan jo sulle
Saavu tänne, tanssi talven luokse
Siemen, siemen, siemen, siemen kylvetään jo maahan
Siellä, siellä, siellä, siellä vihreäksi kasvaa
Come, come, we are singing for you already
Arrive here, dance to the winter
Seed, seed, seed, seed already being sown into the ground
There, there, there, there it shall grow green
Peittele talvi talviunillensa
Pariimme saavu, notkoon kevättalven
Siemen, siemen, siemen, siemen kylvetään jo maahan
Siellä, siellä, siellä, siellä vihreäksi kasvaa
Tuck the winter into its hibernation
Arrive among us, into the dell of late winter
Seed, seed, seed, seed already being sown into the ground
There, there, there, there it shall grow green
Kevätloitsu, kevätloitsu, mis oot talven ollut?
Puutarhassa koivun alla, pyöritellen paitaa
Metsän reunaan veden pintaan, pöllö kuiskuttelee
Laulan laulun, hälle laulan, anna kuulua sen
Spring spell, spring spell, where have you been for the winter?
In the garden below the birch, spinning a shirt
To the surface of water at the edge of the woods an owl whispers
I sing a song, to him/her I sing, let it be heard
Solmi tuuli, kierrä talveen kiinni
Ja jo laulan, kevään sulle laulan
Siemen, siemen, siemen, siemen kylvetään jo maahan
Siellä, siellä, siellä, siellä vihreäksi kasvaa
Tie the wind, bind it to winter
And already I sing, I sing the spring for you
Seed, seed, seed, seed already being sown into the ground
There, there, there, there it shall grow green
Joudu, joudu, lauletaan jo sulle
Pidetään ääntä, on kevät heräämässä
Siemen, siemen, siemen, siemen kylvetään jo maahan
Siellä, siellä, siellä, siellä vihreäksi kasvaa
Come, come, we are singing for you already
Let’s make noise, the spring is awakening
Seed, seed, seed, seed already being sown into the ground
There, there, there, there it shall grow green
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Brother I want a dermal piercing so baddddd (I would ruin my entire face if it didn’t make me look horrendously unprofessional)
OOMM WHERE DO U WANT IT i really like how some of them look but i could NEVER get one i just think that theyre not for me ...
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