#ooh i noticed a double i fixed it

[lightseoul]

Hiii congrats on 2k! Can you please do no. 22 for this event. Love you💗

hello, nonnie! thank you so much for the greetings <3 and yes, of course! this was so fun to write lol it practically wrote itself. hope this one makes y'all laugh! and love you too 😚

(this is lightseoul’s 2k milestone event ft. bakugou katsuki! to play, view the numbered list of prompts here, then simply send an ask with your chosen number and i’ll whip something up!)

22. "ARE YOU SINGLE?" (1.3k)

none of this would’ve happened if shitty hair—the hulking brute of a gentleman he begrudgingly calls his best friend—didn’t notice.

they were just taking a short albeit much-needed water break at the tail end of the day-shift patrol, the unforgiving sun having pushed them to near dehydration (as it always does) as they guarded this rather quiet part of the city.

and to be fair, it’s not like he did it on purpose.

he was just briefly but thoroughly scanning the area, like a responsible pro-hero on duty would, when his eyes laid on you.

“what was that?” kirishima, who just downed an entire 500 mL liter of cold water they got from the convenience store a block away, suddenly pipes up from right beside him.

“what.”

when the redhead doesn’t say anything for a beat, bakugou chances a glance at him, only to find the man sporting a shit-eating grin.

bakugou feels himself bristle.

kirishima’s grin only widens. “you just did a double take at that girl.”

“what girl?” bakugou grits out, feigning ignorance.

but any plans he had to keep that charade up practically fly out the proverbial window when the damned hardening hero moves to unabashedly point in your direction, and before his mind can catch up, his body lunges forward to restrain the man’s arm.

the man in question laughs. “i knew it.”

bakugou only scowls at him before shoving him away, as if he wasn’t the one who threw himself onto the guy in panic. kirishima takes it in stride, though, used to years of his friend’s rough treatment, taking the opportunity to look at you instead.

“ooh, she is cute.”

“shut up.”

bakugou fights the urge to follow his friend’s line of vision, knowing all too well what’ll greet him at the end of it.

he admits his gaze might’ve lingered a beat too long, not that he’ll ever admit that to his patrol buddy.

no, he’s taking that secret with him to the grave.

“let’s go say hi.”

bakugou instantly looks up in alarm, but before he can lunge forward again and hold the stupid fucking man back, kirishima is already up and crossing the street, the traffic lights having conveniently turned green for pedestrians just a moment ago.

he pauses for a second, the urge to flee and hide from you before his best friend does something to embarrass him and the curious need to go do say hi raging a tug of war inside of him.

but if there’s one thing he knows for certain as a pro-hero, it’s that a second’s worth of hesitation can cause irrevocable damage.

and so with gritted teeth, he follows suit and crosses the street, and in just a few strides, he finds himself trailing slightly behind the redhead, who’s now merely several feet from where you’re standing, holding to your chest what seems to be a clipboard.

you notice kirishima first, probably having heard the heavy booted footsteps of the two men, turning on your heel at the sound. your eyes widen at the sight, before your face morphs into a look of recognition and… pleasant surprise?

“oh gosh—” you start, eyes annoyingly fixed on his best friend, “—red riot, hello!”

“heya, …” kirishima trails off, and you promptly supply him with your name.

his pr prince of a best friend beams at you. “nice to meet ya!”

and only then does his presence seem to register to you, because your gaze finally drifts to him, and your smile falters for just a millisecond before you school your features into a polite expression.

“hello, mr. dynamight, sir.”

he feels his eye twitch at the salutation, and he doesn’t have to look at the pro-hero beside him to know that the guy is watching the scene before him in mild amusement. he doesn’t know how else to respond if not to ask you why the fuck he’s being treated so formally while you regard shitty hair with subtle familiarity, so he settles with a grunt.

that seems enough to satisfy you, though, because you swiftly turn back to kirishima. “my best friend is a huge fan of yours, by the way.”

and as kirishima readily accepts the compliment and thanks you, bakugou finds his mind singlehandedly honing on what you just said.

your best friend is a huge fan of kirishima, not you.

also, that means your best friend is a fan of his best friend.

and if the four of you were to pair up, perhaps on a double date…

bakugou shakes his head at the thought, and perhaps too aggressively, because he catches both of your attention, the two of you glancing at him with worry.

“you okay, bakubro?”

he steals a glance in your direction, which he instantaneously regrets, because he makes eye contact with you. he immediately averts his gaze, choosing to face the guy instead.

“‘m fine.”

kirishima hesitates. “you sure?”

bakugou only tosses him a glare.

“i’m gonna take that as a yes,” kirishima shoots back, before returning the smile on his face and shifting to regard you. “anyway, we were just taking a short break from patrol and wanted to check in. everything alright here?”

that apparently is enough to make you light up. bakugou’s gut churns in what is absolutely not jealousy.

“yeah, thanks!” you reply, gratitude bleeding into your tone. “i was just—” you trail off, eyes shifting down to that clipboard you’ve been clutching this entire time, before: “you know what, do you guys have a minute?”

“sure!”

“no.”

kirishima whips to look at him. “come on, bakubro! let’s help the citizens out, yeah?”

and bakugou doesn’t know why or how, but his mouth runs off before his brain or heart can dictate to him what to say.

“yeah,” he mutters, “for all i know, this is just a fucking pyramid scheme.”

instantly, the air around the three of you goes quiet.

that is, until kirishima pipes up. “he’s just joki—”

“thanks, red riot—” you cut him off, much to bakugou’s surprise, his eyes shooting up to look at you whose lips are now pulled into a tight line.

“—but i think only dynamight here fits my research’s inclusion criteria.”

your what?

and before he could even comprehend the last three words you just uttered, you bring up your clipboard and pen like you’re about to jot something down, and hit him with it.

“are you single?”

bakugou only gawks at you, too stunned to speak. although he apparently doesn’t have to, because you continue.

“are you?” you repeat, before laughing dryly. “of course you are, what with that fucking attitude…”

at that, kirishima instantly barks out a genuine laugh, his booming voice reverberating throughout the street, even startling the cat perched on top of those large garbage disposals.

bakugou, on the other hand, only gapes at you in horror, because who would’ve thought the pretty girl from across the street was a fucking rude ass potty mouth?

a fucking rude ass potty mouth who could clock him like that?

“does he tend to go speechless like this?” you ask kirishima a few moments later, who’s still shaking in suppressed laughter.

“no,” the pro-hero finally replies after catching his breath. “you’re the first one i’ve ever seen make him this way.”

“really?” you reply, voice low and laced with sarcastic disbelief.

“he is actually single, though,” kirishima quickly adds, much to his chagrin. “…if you’re interested.”

as if on cue, you finally turn to look at bakugou, and he—swear to god—feels his heart stop when you glance at him, something akin to curiosity hidden amidst your features.

but he doesn’t get to bask in it, though, or in its implications, because his dipshit of a best friend drawls on.

“if you are, though, that’s great—”

oh, don’t make him do it.

“—because he finds you very much attra—”

BAM!

[darlingsfandom]

Steve and Eddie being such a simp for you, their both sucking each of your tits and they both cum together in sync in their pants

Gif credit : @hopemikelson , NSFT under the cut

"Boys?" You woke up rubbing the sleepiness from your eyes as sat up from your nap and noticed that neither Steve or Eddie were in the bed. You sighed as you got up to go and find them. You walked down the hallway, fixing your tank top and panties before throwing your hair into a messy ponytail. As you made your way into the leaving room you could hear them talking, so you stood on the side of the wall listening.

"I'm telling Ed's she wouldn't go for it. She's not into it." Steve shrugged sitting across from Eddie on the couch. Eddie chuckled running is hand over his mouth. "Listen Steve, she's not that innocent okay ? Yeah she's got look of a baby deer but when she's sucking our dicks or riding us like her life depends on it.... she's not innocent and plus she's let us spit our cum in her mouth, you really think shouldn't let us suck on your nipples at the same time ?" Eddie shook Steve's shoulders "she's a good little freak!"

"Who is?" You stepped out of the shadows making them both jump and Steve scream. You giggled a little bit before giving each of them a kiss and placing yourself onto Eddie's lap. Your back was against his chest as he gave you a hard squeeze. "So who's the freak huh?" You questioned while playing with Eddie's fingers.

"Well if YOU must know... it's You!" Eddie attacked your face with kisses making you squeal before almost falling off his lap. "Talkin about how Steve here thinks you wouldn't let us suck on your tits at the same time." Eddie pointed his finger at Steve who seated it away and frowned. Steve leaned in and kissed you lovingly.

"Stevie, why would you think that? I've let you and Eddie double cream pie me more than one honey. If you wanna suck on my tits together...." you scooted off Eddie's lap inbetween the both of them on the couch , pulled your tits out of your tank top and laid back against the couch. "Go for it!" You pointed at your tits and both of them wasted no time in wrapping their lips around each nipple.

"Ah fuck! My good boys... such good boys!" You inhaled through your teeth as they sucked harshly like they depended on it. Your hands ran through each of their heads. Steve looked up at you through his eyes lashes while pulling your nipple with his teeth. "Steve!! Mmm!!good boy!" You yanked his hair hard causing him to groan while Eddie pulled away from your nipple to give you a hunger filled kiss. You moaned against his mouth which allowed for him to slip his tongue into your mouth. You made out with Eddie while he pinched and pulled your nipple and Steve suckled on it watching you two make out which made him palm himself slightly and rub the bulge against your thigh the best he could, but then eddie also started rubbing his boner against your other thigh. Your fingers gripped onto Eddie's hair, pulling his head back and making him go back to suck your left nipple.

"Such good boys! I can tell you're going to cum! And just from sucking my tits? Such dirty boys. Getting off from just that. I bet your both aching sooo much." You gave them a fake pout as they rutted against you keeping your tits in their warm wet mouths. "Go ahead, cum , cum for me! Be good boys yeah! Make a mess of .... ooh Stevie look at you crying with my nipple in your mouth because you need to cum? Yeah?" You kissed his head before he came in his pants and as if by magic Eddie was groaning against your soft skin before biting your nipple and cumming in his pants just like Steve."

"Aww look at my good boys! I'm so proud of you both! I barely did anything and you both came! Good good boys! MY! Good boys!" You gave them a tug on the hair making them smile up at you.

"Now how about I get you two cleaned up huh?" You licked your lips with a smirk to follow as you helped them get comfortable and ready for a messy blowjob together .

[magicandpizza]

6 for the wesper prompt?

Hello friend! Thank you for playing :) This one got a bit out of hand but I was just having too much fun!

6. “I take it you like what you see.”

If anyone were to ask, he’d blame Nina entirely. 

They’d been out running errands for Kaz when they’d walked past a shop that had Nina doing a double-take and backtracking with a smirk on her face, dragging Wylan with her by the wrist. 

As soon as they step inside, Wylan’s cheeks flame red. 

“Nina,” he hisses, trying very hard to keep his eyes fixed on the floor. “Why have you brought me to a, to a lingerie shop?”

Nina just laughs. “Will you relax? It’s just underwear. I want to get something to surprise Matthias with.” 

“Ghezen’s hand,” Wylan mutters underneath his breath, resigned to his fate of trailing Nina through the aisles of multicoloured lace. 

“Ooh, this would look so good on you, and I bet Jesper would lose his mind,” Nina says, which is how he ends up with his very own pair of lace briefs in a vibrant shade of teal. 

Tonight, he’d finally been brave enough to put them on after showering off the grime of his workshop, but now, as he sits downstairs at the Slat nursing his second beer, the brush of lace against his skin whenever he moves is all he can focus on. 

Jesper notices that something is up, because of course he does, casting mildly concerned sideways glances at him, to which Wylan just replies with a weak smile. 

When they call it a night and make it upstairs to their room, Wylan is a little tipsy. 

“Are you alright, love? You’ve been antsy all night,” Jesper says, sitting down on the edge of the bed to take off his shoes. 

“It’s easier if I just show you,” Wylan mumbles, kicking off his shoes and stepping in between Jesper’s legs. He starts with his vest and his shirt, unbuttoning them and then hanging them over the bedpost. With a deep breath, he starts to undo his trousers. He focuses on Jesper’s face, trying to ignore the embarrassment bleeding colour into his cheeks. 

“Not that I don’t love where this is going,” Jesper says, eyes briefly flicking up to Wylan’s face, “but what exactly is it that- oh.” He sucks in a sharp breath at the first glimpse of teal lace. “Is that… darling, what are you wearing? Let me see.” 

Emboldened by Jesper’s reaction, Wylan lowers his trousers, stepping out of them and kicking them to one side along with his socks. Finally he stands in front of Jesper, naked apart from the lace, half-hard just from the prospect of showing him and cheeks flushed pink. 

“I take it you like what you see?” 

Jesper makes a wounded noise in the back of his throat. “Fucking hell.” He reaches out to run his thumbs over the lace covering Wylan’s hips. “You look… fuck, you’re so beautiful.” 

Wylan crawls into his lap, thighs straddling his hips and Jesper groans, his fingers slipping down the back of his underwear to grab his arse and pull him closer. 

“All fucking Saints, get on the bed. I need to get my mouth on you.”

[the-delta-42]

Firsts Part 7

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Firsts Part 7

Valentines

“Nervous?” Sophie looked at Lilly, who was leaning against the doorframe.

“Kinda,” Shrugged Sophie, “I mean, Ericson’s has been…isolated for so long, I’m not sure how to get ready for it.”

“Just be glad you don’t have a permanent GPS tracking you.” Grumbled Minerva, walking past with a pair of screwdrivers.

“You and Violet got those after that truck incident.” Lilly reminded her, “Why’d you try and hotwire a truck anyway?”

Minerva didn’t give a clear answer, mumbling how movies made it look easy.

/*/

Louis scowled, listening to his father talking to that Carol woman, he refused to call her mom, he ignored his father when he said Louis was to blame for her leaving. He would put up with Sophia, but she mostly ignored him, and he refused to call Henry his brother.

“Hey, asshole,” Louis looked up at Sophia, “get up, the bus is here.”

/*/

Marlon grimaced as he saw his new school mates walking through the snow. He saw a girl wearing a disgusting hat shoving snow down the back of a tall guy’s shirt. Glancing back in the bus, he noted that most of the Ericson’s students were at the back of the bus.

“How long before we’re running the place?” Asked Mitch, looking over Marlon’s head.

“A week.”

A snort in front of them drew their attention.

“Ooh,” Winced a guy, “I can’t wait to see when you meet Clementine.”

F

“That blonde one looks more like a guy than you do.” Whispered Becca, leaning towards Duck.

Clementine covered her snort with a cough, she glanced at Gill, who’s mouth was screwed shut.

“Do you think Sarah and Gabe are enjoying playing tour guide?” Asked Clementine, as she saw Sarah’s face go slack, before the Latina took off her glasses, crossed her arms and pinched the bridge of her nose, “Ooh, someone’s said something stupid.”

Sarah walked over to them, her half of the new students following her, “I think there’s going to be a problem.”

“Oh?” Clementine straightened up, “Why?”

“One of them,” Sarah pointed at the group, “thinks there’s a murderer on the loose.”

“That’s stupid.” Scoffed Clementine, glancing around, “I would’ve noticed the competition.”

One of the students squeaked, before falling over in a dead faint. They kept their composure for the grand total of ten seconds, before Clementine, Becca, Duck and Gill we doubled over laughing.

“S-s-s-sor-r-ry-y-yy.” Laughed Clementine, gasping, “I couldn’t resist.”

The blonde that Becca had been talking to Duck about scowled, “You’re a bitch.”

Clementine ignored her, laughing as she walked away.

In History, Omid had them pair off with their new classmates and, just Clementine’s luck, she was stuck with the blonde that called her a bitch.

“Okay!” Omid clapped his hands together, “So, let’s start off with something easy.”

Clementine and the blonde, Violet, glared at each other.

“What ships were lost in the attack on Pearl Harbour in December 1941?”

/*/

Omid looked over the groups, Clementine and Violet were hunched over their sheet of paper, as Clementine screwed up their spare sheet into a ball, ready to throw it.

“1774 not 1747.” Whispered Clementine, pointing at an answer, “And the Civil War started in 1861.”

“Right.” Violet scribbled the information down.

Across the room, Minerva and Gill argued, “What do you mean you don’t know? What do you do in this class?”

“I sleep.” Muttered Gill, “Clem’s usually the one telling us to stay awake.”

Duck and Louis were arguing who got to write, while Sarah silently moaned as Mitch started playing with lighter fluid.

“Do you have to play with that?”

“Yes.”

The sound of someone being slapped drew everyone’s attention. Becca suddenly standing up drew Clementine’s attention, as Marlon rubbed his face.

“Everything okay?” Asked Clementine, getting up.

“It’s nothing.” Dismissed Marlon, prompting Clementine to walk over.

“That wasn’t directed at you.”

Marlon glared at her, as Omid cleared his throat, “Everyone back to their seats.” He fixed Clementine with a look, “Now.”

Giving Marlon a piercing look, Clementine walked back to her desk, while Becca sat back down, glaring at Marlon.

“What’s rat-head’s name?” Asked Clementine, getting a snort from Violet.

“Marlon.” Violet glanced at him, “He’s got a bit of a vindictive streak.”

“Oh, really?”

F

“What did you do?” Asked Minerva, frowning at Marlon.

“I just touched her arm.” Shrugged Marlon, as Mitch scoffed.

“Well,” Everyone looked at Louis, “When that girl with the hat,”

“Clementine.” Violet supplied.

���Clementine, got up, Duck started to get up as well.”

“Now that you mention it, I think I saw Gill and Sarah do the same thing.” Said Sophie, “And I’m sure I heard Gabe get up as well.”

“That’s a near miss.” The group looked at a black girl with dreads, “You’re lucky Mr Saul intervened when he did.”

“What do you mean?” Asked Minerva, glaring at the girl.

“Look, I told Gabe on his first day here,” The girl dropped into a seat, “if one of them gets into a fight, they all get into a fight. Sure, some of them just tussle, but Clementine? She knows how to fight. She once broke a footballer’s jaw, and that’s not going on her dead eye.”

“Dead eye?” Minerva crossed her arms.

“She once shot a coyote from the roof of a log cabin on school grounds, with a handgun.”

Marlon scoffed, “There’s no way she has a gun, she obviously lied to you.”

“I saw her shoot the coyote.” Countered the girl, “You’d be surprised terrifying Clementine can be.”

As she finished, three staff members ran past them.

“Ooh, this’ll be good.” The girl ran after the adults, with Marlon’s group following after her.

Entering a courtyard, they saw Clementine pummelling Justin, while her friends brawled with other students. A second later, Clementine was tackled by Alex, and she rolled a couple of feet, before she brought her knee up and slammed it against their head, before she twisted their arm until it let out a sickening crack.

By that point, Duck and Gabe had dealt with their respective opponents, as the grounds keeper grabbed Clementine and hoisted her off the ground. Her legs flailed, kicking Alex in the face.

After the fight was broken up, Clementine and her friends were escorted to the principal, while Alex, Justin and their friends were taken to the nurse.

“Whoa.” Whistled Louis, “That’s so cool.”

“They’ll be in detention for the next few weeks.” Said the girl, “But, that’s why you don’t fuck with Clem’s group.”

Marlon scowled, while Louis looked a little too interested.

“So, is she single?” Louis shrugged as everyone gave him an incredulous look.

“Nope, that guy in the beanie,” the girl leaned against a wall, “he’s her boyfriend.”

Louis looked a little put out, while Sophie had a mixed look on her face.

F

“Okay,” Marlon paced around the front room of the residential house they’d been put in, “What are we going to do?”

“What do you mean?” Asked Aasim, looking up from his book.

“They attacked Justin.” Argued Marlon, “We can’t let this slide.”

“Oh no,” Said Violet, sarcastically, “Justin tried to grope someone, and they beat his ass.”

“Clementine did break Alex’s arm.” Said Ruby, from her place by the window, “It does seem a bit harsh.”

“But Alex did tackle her.” Said Violet, her arms crossed, “I’m more inclined to listen to Michelle.”

“So,” Marlon glared at her, “we’re just gonna let this slide?”

“Um, yeah,” Stated Violet, “look, you can do whatever bullshit you want, but I’m ‘this’ close to getting a clean enough record that I can get rid of this.” Violet gestured to the ankle bracelet on her leg.

Marlon huffed, trying to think up how he was going to even the score.

F

“How have we moved on from shovelling shit,” Grunted Gill, as he carried a tyre, “to this?”

“Maybe they’re training us to replace Daryl.” Quipped Duck, as he slid out from under the car.

“Guys,” Clementine looked down at them, “that’s Daryl’s car, we’re working on it, so we can clear this, like we were told to.”

“Yeah, but you’ve got the easy job.” Countered Gill, getting an eyeroll from Clemetine.

“How good’s your aim?”

“Okay, point taken.” Conceded Gill, as Clementine went back looking at the wood line.

Sarah, Gabe and Becca returned with Daryl, as Clementine looked on from her place on the cabin’s roof.

“Do you live out here?” Asked Becca, glancing at Daryl.

“As good as.” Grunted the man, as a loud pop was heard from the roof, “Coyote?”

“I think it was a Mountain Lion.” Answered Clementine, “How come you get to keep my gun, but I can’t?”

“Do I really need to answer that?” Retorted Daryl, getting a huff from Clementine, “Get down here, I don’t think we’ll have any more visitors.”

Clementine hung down from the gutter, before slowly climbing down the side of the cabin.

“So, what caused the fight this time?” Asked Daryl, as Clementine joined them.

“Some perv tried to rip Sarah’s shirt off.” Said Becca, as the Latina flushed.

“I’m surprised you left him alive.” Remarked Daryl, as Duck got out from under the car.

“We’ve already got community service shit,” Dismissed Duck, “fortunately the school’s dealt with the more serious stuff.”

“Oh,” Everyone looked at Clementine, “the school’s hosting a party in the middle of March.”

“How do you know that?” Asked Sarah, frowning.

“Why do you know that?” Pressed Duck, also frowning at her.

“It was on Crawford’s desk.” Answered Clementine, “Do none of you use your eyes?”

“I mean,” Gill laughed, “Sarah does have to pay to see.”

Sarah gave him a flat look, “I have at least a hundred years’ worth of responses to that, all of them from before the civil rights movement.”

“See,” Exclaimed Gill, dramatically, “I am blessed with perfect vision, so she stoops to racist threats!”

Daryl cleared his throat, making all of them go silent, “We’re gonna be clearing one of the fields.”

“Why?” Asked Becca, frowning.

“Because of that damn party.” Answered Daryl, “The sooner we get this fixed, the sooner we can get started.”

“Is the field on school grounds?” Asked Sarah, getting a nod from Daryl, “We were told to clear here.”

“Yeah,” Daryl looked at her, “but you’re gonna be working there anyway.”

Duck toppled over when a Knut on the wheel gave way, “Why can’t we use power tools again?”

“Because Crawford hates us?” Snarked Clementine, frowning as she saw something move.

“Clem,” Said Daryl, stiffening, “d’ya still have your gun?”

Clementine nodded, aiming at the piece of brush that was shaking. After a tense few seconds, a rabbit popped out of the foliage. Sighing, Clementine lowered the gun, carefully disengaging it.

“Am I the only one who thought that mountain lion was gonna jump out?” Asked Duck, letting out a nervous laugh.

“Stay here.” Said Daryl, walking towards the bushes.

“He does know he can shit in the cabin, right?” Asked Becca, after a moment.

Clementine frowned, before slowly following Daryl, before the man returned, scowling at something.

“What was it?” Asked Clementine, making Daryl pause.

“Footprints.” Answered Daryl, “Someone was watchin’ us.”

“Do you think it was Chuck?” Asked Gabe, sliding the jack under the car, “He’s not been in his usual places.”

“Then, why did he run?” Asked Duck, as Clementine handed her gun back to Daryl.

“Maybe the gunshot startled him.” Suggested Sarah, as Gill rolled a tyre towards Duck and Gabe.

“He barely acknowledged a car exploding a foot away from him.” Dismissed Clementine, “A gunshot wouldn’t do shit.”

“Maybe,” Duck grunted as he twisted the nuts on the wheel, “it was one of those new guys.”

“They’re cleaning the gym.” Said Daryl, “Normally, they’d be with you, but since they’re new, they didn’t want them to get lost.”

Clementine frowned, before walking over to Duck, “I thought it was righty-tightie and lefty-loosie.”

Duck paused, before twisting in the opposite direction, “I need to get more sleep.”

F

“That was surprisingly easy.” Said Becca, looking over the clean field, “That didn’t take long at all.”

Clementine hummed, before looking at Gabe and jerking her head, “We’ll see you guys later.”

“Where’re you guys going?” Frowned Gill, as Duck helped Daryl load the tools into the car.

Clementine and Gabe glanced at each other, before Clementine answered, “On a date.”

“It’s valentine’s day.” Said Gabe, “Didn’t you guys know?”

“Kyle and I broke up.” Shrugged Gill.

“I’m not seeing anyone.” Answered Sarah.

“Duck and I are going to see that new horror movie.” Said Becca, getting everyone’s attention, “What?”

“It’s not a date.” Called Duck, “We’re going as friends.”

“And there’s a couples discount on food.” Supplied Becca, as Clementine bit the inside of her cheek.

“Just,” Clementine started to laugh, “just remember to use protection.”

Clementine had to dodge the clump of snow Duck threw at her, before she and Gabe took off running.

F

Clementine and Gabe slowed to a stop, both laughing.

“Ooh,” Laughed Clementine, leaning against a fence, “That was fun.”

“Yeah.” Gabe’s chuckles slowly stopped, “Ready?”

Clementine glanced up at the skate rink where she and Gabe had their first date, “Did I every tell you about the first time I went to one of these places?”

“No, I don’t think you did.” Answered Gabe, as they went through the door.

“I was taken by my babysitter,” Started Clementine, “her name was Molly…”

The pair continued their date, going into the rink.

Meanwhile, back at the school, Marlon smirked to himself when he found the file he’d been looking for.

[mostfandomfanatic]

His

Possessive!Bakugou x Fem!Reader One Shot

Word Count: ✨1111✨

Warning: Suggestive content

A/n: This is a repost cause tumblr was being weird with the tags. I also fixed some spelling.

ao3 link: His - Bakugou x Reader

Bakugou sat in the common room with the other boys of class 3-A. They were chatting about something lame, nothing that Bakugou felt any need or want to contribute to. His mind was focused on something else, something far across the room. Make that someone.

You were sat at the other lounge area with the girls, the lot of you just getting back from a trip to the mall. Shopping bags basically filled that area of the room, each girl having her fair share.

Bakugou watched as you pulled out a pretty yellow sundress from one of the bags and held it to your body. The girls all oohed and aahed, he could faintly hear Mina call it “adorable.”

Bakugou couldn’t help his mind from slipping, remembering exactly how he used the term.

“Awe, is my pretty princess embarrassed? You’re so adorable.”

You hid your face under your hands as you lay under him, practically bare for him besides your bra and underwear. You hadn’t planned for your date to turn out this way, so you had worn the only matching pair you had that was clean, a baby pink set with a little white crown pattern. Hence the endearment “princess.”

That’s what you were to Bakugou. His princess, his baby, his doll, his girl, his. If you were honest, you’d let him call you whatever he wanted to.

Bakugou asked you out at the very end of your second year. You, of course, said yes. Over the break you were practically inseparable, but when the new school year began, Bakugou had asked you to keep your relationship on the down low for the time being. He wanted you all to himself, he didn’t want anyone prying into something they had no business in. And you had agreed, keeping your relationship a secret made it so the girls weren’t on your back asking for the “juicy details.” You were able to enjoy the privacy, and you both had to admit, it was a thrill trying to sneak around the others.

There’s only two people who know about your relationship. Kirishima and Mr. Aizawa. Kirishima found out probably the worst way possible, walking into Bakugou’s room when you two were busy. You had never seen anyone get so red in the face before, and after that you both learned to double check that the door is locked. Mr. Aizawa found out when he was doing his nightly rounds, he had spotted Bakugou sneaking out of your room and put two and two together. He didn’t seem to care, but he did give you a warning about being out passed curfew and handed you a brochure about safe sex, which left both of you a bit mortified.

Bakugou snapped back to the boy's conversation at the sound of your name.

“I bet Y/n’s gonna look smokin’ in that dress,” Kaminari commented.

Bakugou now realized he wasn’t the only one whose eyes were glued to your figure. In fact, almost every guy couldn’t take their eyes off of you.

It pissed him off.

He noticed Kirishima glancing over at him, probably checking to see if he’d lose his cool. But Bakugou had grown a lot since their first year. While he still has his explosive moments, he was calmer and more mature now. Something like this wouldn’t set him off. In fact, he took pride in this. You, the woman that his friends were currently gawking at, were his. Even if it did piss him off, they could look all they wanted, because he was the only one allowed to touch.

You had left the room for a few moments and came back out wearing the dress. It was form-fitting on your chest and waist, but the skirt flowed around your thighs, falling just above your knees. To Bakugou, you looked like the most gorgeous, innocent, alluring creature to ever walk the earth. And you probably didn’t even realize how attractive you looked right now. Bakugou knew you could be oblivious to those kinds of things, he remembers having to show you many times just how attracted he was to you.

The other boys sure noticed though, and they made that very clear.

“She looks even sexier than I imagined,” Kaminari said.

“Damn, didn’t realize a sundress could look so good,” said Sero.

A few more comments here and there, Bakugou didn’t care what they said. Their words didn’t matter. You were his.

Until he hears Mineta’s irritating, annoying, grating voice.

“I want to run my hands all up and down her hot body! I want to see what kind of wonders are underneath, just waiting to be torn off by my hands! I want to see what she looks like bent-“

Bakugou had had enough. Not even listening to the rest of the pervs' words, Bakugou stood suddenly and set off a few sparks in his palms, thus gaining the attention of the entire room. The boys looked surprised by Bakugou’s intense glare, while the girls looked over confused by his outburst.

“I have a warning for all of you,” Bakugou said, focusing his glare on the perv who was already trembling in his seat.

Bakugou made his way to where you now sat on the couch. You were turned around giving him a confused, innocent expression. He placed his hand on the arm of the couch and leaned over you, using his other hand to grab your chin and force you to look up at him.

“Y/n. Is. Mine.” He growled loud enough for everyone to hear before he leaned in and kissed you with as much passion he could. He had to show them, he had to prove it to them. They couldn't touch you. They couldn't even look at you without knowing.

You were his.

You broke away with a gasp, breathless and flushed. Bakugou gently ran his thumb across your swollen bottom lip.

“We still on for tonight?” He asked you calmly.

All you could do was nod your head yes. Too flustered to say anything, wondering what on earth had gotten into him.

“Good. By the way, you look gorgeous in that dress, you should let me take it off you later.” He gave you one last peck on the lips before releasing you and heading towards the elevators.

Once he disappeared the girls pounced, asking what just happened, if you were dating, how long have you been dating, what was happening tonight. All this while the boys just sat in shock. Not only because you were taken, and by Bakugou of all people. They were shocked that Bakugou was the first to get a girlfriend.

[winterinhimring]

3, 7 and 14 for the ao3 wrapped ask!

The AO3 Wrapped ask game is here.

3: How many fandoms/pairings did you write for this past year?

I wrote for six fandoms (MCU, Hornblower, Raimiverse, Spider-Verse, Star Wars, and the Three Musketeers) and...all my fics this year have pretty much been gen, so no pairings, really.

7: Share a line/paragraph/snippet that you were especially proud of from a work this year!

Ooh, tough one. First I have to remember what I actually wrote this year...then I have to pick just one.

The door snicked open, and Leia looked up, expecting Vader to have come up with some new questions to ask, or at least to see that the torture droid was back. When she saw a single stormtrooper instead, she let her mouth take over out of sheer relief. "Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?" There was a bark of laughter, then the (admittedly very short) stormtrooper tugged his helmet off, and Leia met sharp, sky-blue eyes looking keenly out from under a shock of short blond hair. "Man, that helmet really is awful," he said, shaking the offending object disgustedly. "What?" "I’m Luke Skirata, and I’m here to rescue you. We have maybe five more minutes before someone notices the looped cameras and tries to check in, and we need to be out of the detention block before that happens."

This is from the opening to Tegaanal, the climax of a Star Wars series that was several months in the writing and spans from the Prequels to the Original Trilogy, and I love it because it's one of those moments from canon that pops up pretty much spontaneously as I'm writing, which nearly always makes for fun parallels.

14: Give us a sneak peek of one of your upcoming works!

Here's a sneak peek from the future of my series A Far, Far Better Thing, which started as an MCU rewrite to fix the things that bugged me most about the end of Endgame and then turned into a Spider-man centric series and spawned a Raimi-verse story that I was not planning to write AT ALL:

Spider-man sticking himself to the outside of the tower was not a particularly unusual sight, so Bucky saw nothing odd, initially, in the fact that the kid had landed on his office window and was gesturing animatedly. Then he looked up and did a double-take, because either Peter had redone his suit and gone for a very...retro style, was probably what Shuri would call that, or the multiverse was broken. Again. And really, once had been enough. He opened the window and other-Peter jumped lightly inside and tugged off his mask, revealing that he was in fact the elder of the two Peters who had been yanked across realities last time.

This was a fun game; thank you for asking these questions!

[copiousloverofcopia]

Bear with me.... Terzo trying to get a little somethin'-somethin', but Alé has no time for his BS as he's already running late for leading black mass, so she leaves him high and dry. Later leading to Papa Terzo giving an unholy sermon, with his Prime Mover distracting him with those 'fuck me' eyes from the front pews (maybe while trying to deal with his sweet, yet unruly semen demons). Mass ends, almost everyone leaves, Alé sticks around to give her Papa a *hard* time. Maybe a blowjob at the pulpit ensues. And it ends with a facial. And obviously Alé deserves a reward, too for putting up with (basically) three children and keeping her mess of a Papa in line.

Ask and you shall receive... Although it may take me a while to get to it 😅😅😅

Anyways ghestie, I changed it up just a little bit but I think you'll still like it.

Practice What You Preach

Also available here on AO3!

Definitely NSFW below the cut!

Commissions are still open, Please pinned post for carrd details.

It was promising to be a very long day. Alé struggling to get everything ready before her family was expected down at, a rare morning, Black Mass. She wanted desperately for the day to go well. Already tired and stressed out, waiting patiently as she went about her to-dos before the inevitable discussion with her beloved Papa. A Papa who still had yet to emerge from the bedroom.

She got herself dressed, wearing the lace black dress she knew Terzo loved. Throwing on her favorite pumps and fixing her hair down for the first time in weeks. Alessandra putting in her new pair of Grucifix earrings, a gift from Primo for her birthday. She was finally ready.

She moved on to the kids. Both Dante and Mena watching Ruby Gloom on the TV in the parlor, while Alé gathered up their dress clothes. She brought them in the room, setting the pile down on the black leather sofa beside her children. As she went to dress them, she noticed a missing a sock. Alé returned to the bedroom, where she had last been with the clothes. Terzo still laying there in bed, now watching intently.

He was stretched out lazily on his side, his head resting in his hand as he made no effort to move. Still in his boxers with a face unpainted as Alé drove herself crazy looking for Dante's black sock. Terzo felt himself swell beneath the silk of his boxers, his eyes crawling over his Prime Mover's body as she bent down searching for it. The curve of her ass, irresistible to him as he reached out to grab it while she'd been bent down looking along the edge of the bed.

"What are you doing?" Alé sighed, realizing only after she spoke, that she knew exactly what he was doing.

"Cara, my cock is so hard just looking at you. I need you…please." Terzo whined, palming over the obvious swell of fabric in front of him.

"We are already running behind and your face isn't painted…you think we have time for sex?" She chided, grabbing the wayward sock and attempting to leave. Terzo wouldn't give up that easily, grabbing her arm and pulling over. Alé landing on top of him in the bed.

"I said no, we've got things to do and YOU are giving the sermon today…or did you forget?" Alessandra reminded him. She seemed on edge today, more so than normal and he wondered what was wrong.

"Amore, Is everything all right?" Terzo asked, conceding to her request, now concerned at her upset.

"Everything's fine. Now get your butt up, get dressed, paint your face, and get downstairs. Literally everyone is waiting on you." She ordered. Alessandra left without another word, gathered up the children, and headed downstairs leaving a very uncomfortable Papa behind.

The whole of the Abbey sat in wait. The sun, burning brightly from outside. Bathing the congregation in a rainbow of colors from the stained glass windows. Alessandra sat in the front pew, as she always did, Mena and Dante unable to sit still as the double doors of the chapel came flying open. Terzo entered, flowing through them—god-like and majestic. The crowd oohing and ahhing over him as he made his way to the pulpit—only mildly late.

Well she was still a bit angry, Alessandra couldn't help but stare. He always looks so amazing in his deep black and rich purple robes. His miter worn proudly on his head as he bowed in reverence to the current and past papas that sat beside him in the sanctuary. He was always so commanding, handsome, and regal—traits that especially now, Alessandra found absolutely irresistible. Shifting in her seat as she began silently regretting not taking him up on his offer.

"Brothers and Sisters of Sin. Today I speak to you in reverence for the sin of lust. The most cherished of sins. The sin that brings us together as one. One before him, before our unholy god—Lucifer almighty. The sin that helps us grow in number. Being fruitful and spreading like a fire across the vastness of the world. It is in lust that we find the deepest pleasures the world has to offer us…" Terzo spoke, his eyes meeting over and over with Alé's. She batted her lashes at him, Staring up at him with those gorgeous green and gold eyes. Terzo stammering a bit in his sermon. Unable to stay focused, distracted by how much they shimmered in the sunlight as he stared down at his Prime Mover from the pulpit.

He tried to maintain his composure through the rest of sermon. Pulling at his collar as he felt himself getting uncomfortably heated, watching as Alé continued gazing at him from the front pew. He watched as she managed to keep the children in check, Dante held as still as possible, however still bouncing around on her lap. Their eldest Mena, swinging her legs around as Alessandra gently reminded her to settle herself as her father was speaking.

Terzo couldn't help but be entranced by her beauty. The fire of his heart and soul. The mother of his children, with those gorgeous eyes staring up at him. Eyes he longed to see his reflection in as she drove her to heights of passion and lust. She was his equal in all things, the two of them made for eachother like the pieces of a puzzle. The picture they made together breathtaking and true.

Terzo spent the whole Mass longing for her, His gloved hands gripped tightly into the edge of the old wood pulpit. He felt the ache growing. His cock stiffened against his pants once again, concealed only by the fabric of his chasuble. He could tell she was feeling it too. The tell-tale eyebrow perk and a wink from the crowd, sending hellfire straight through him. He needed her, and now.

The sermon had ended, rather abruptly. Terzo barely containing his hunger for his beloved Alessandra. Terzo remained in the pulpit, choosing to forgo an accident revealing his need to the masses. As the crowd cleared out, Alessandra motioned for Primo to take Mena and Dante’s hands. The gentle old man leading the children out for a bit so that she may stay behind.

Alé watched as Primo closed the doors up behind him. The Papa and his Prime Mover alone, once more. Alessandra turned to see her husband beginning to descend from the pulpit. “Wait! I will come to you.” she called up to him, Terzo confused but doing as he was told.

Alessandra made her way up the small set of carpeted stairs to the landing. As she approached him, she watched as his eyes grew with more passion and need. Terzo, biting his lower lip as Alé dropped to her knees before him. “Ale, what are you—?”

“Shut up Papa and give me communion.” she purred, Terzo’s mouth falling open with her words.

“Sí cara, I will give you unholy Euchrist if that is what you wish.” he moaned, fumbling over himself to unzip his pants. Alé ran her fingers up his legs, squeezing in on his ass as he revealed his cock to her–hard and throbbing.

“Mmm…I see we are still excited from this morning.” she hummed, licking the drop of precum that had begun to collect on the tip. Terzo’s head fell back as he lifted his chasuble to watch his cock sliding in and out of her mouth.

“Ah!” Terzo moaned, sucking in air through his teeth, Alé gliding her tongue around and pressing hard against the bottom of his shaft. Taking him deep inside her mouth. “Ah…fuck Alé…you know how much I need you, need to be inside you.” Terzo whined, his fist full of Alé’s wavy black hair, more lucious and full than he remembered. The sounds she was making as she bobbed her head onto his cock, sent heat throughout his body. Her mouth firmly around him as she swallowed him back. Slurping and sucking, working him with her mouth and hand in tandem, leaving not an inch left untouched.

Terzo pulled his gloves off with his teeth, Alé continuing to suck on his cock as he tried desperately not to cum. Ultimately he was unable to hold back. As Alé’s tongue pressed against the underside of his cock, a sensitive spot just above the base, her hard, rhythmic sucking made him release. Alessandra moaned against him, the hot cum flooding into the back of her throat. Alé, continuing to move her head until he had completely finished.

She swallowed the mouth full of Terzo’s cum and wiped her lips clean, continent to leave things at that. But before she could adjust herself, Terzo had her lifted up. The former Papa hiking her leg up over his arm and tearing off her panties from under her dress. His dexterous fingers finding their way into her dripping folds. Alé let out a gasp, Terzo beginning to pump himself in and out of her as she mindlessly rutted against his hand.

“Did you really think I’d let you leave this place without you dripping with my cum. That I would allow my Prime Mover to be left unsatisfied, having not been filled by me as Lucifer himself intended.”

“Oh Terzo, make me cum for you. I wanna cry out to Lucifer, reveling our blessed sin.” Alé moaned, feeling Terzo’s fingers slipping firmly against her flesh. Her pussy, so wet and pulsing with his touch. She was even more excited than usual, Terzo relishing every second of it as he pushed his fingers now through her entrance, gathering up more of her slick before returning to rub along the bud of her clit. Alé held tight to his shoulders, her nails fraying the threads of his chasuble a bit as she moaned and cried.

Terzo juggled between pumping his two fingers inside her and rubbing her clit at just the right spot. He felt her legs begin to quiver against him, her breathing shallow and rough as she rolled her cunt on his hand.

“Ah amore, cum for me. I know you want to. I want so you fucking wet when I take you.” Terzo growled, using his thumb to gently rub against her clit as he stimulated her entrance with his fingertips.

“Oh Lucifer Terzo im cumming!” Alé cried out, Terzo feeling her inner walls squeeze him. Fluid bursting out from inside her, running down and along Terzo’s wrist as he gently pulled his fingers from her.

“Mmm… Alessandra you are the sweetest thing I have ever tasted." He commented, sucking his fingers clean of her. Terzo hummed, Alé dropped her eyes as he gestured for her to look down as his rehardened cock. “Let me fuck you. I want that cum all over me.” Terzo groaned, bringing his mouth to her neck. He gently nipped the delicate skin there, before sinking his teeth into her. Alé practically fell limp with his touch, the sweet pleasure and pain from his bite, and her recent orgasm, coursing through her.

"I want you, fill me. Make me yours." She begged, Terzo grunting and panting as he stroked his cock.

“Oh I will absolutely fill you cara, there is nothing I want more." Terzo growled as he pulled off his chasuble. Tossing the ornate garment to the side like it was nothing but a rag that was in his way. He leaned Alé over the edge of the pulpit, ready to fuck her cunt from behind. The two of them, gathering up her dress and tucking it in front of her as Terzo prepared fuck her.

Alé stared out over the pews, the smell of the incense still lingering in the air as she felt Terzo adjusting her hips, widening her stance. "Ah..mmmm." Alessandra moaned as she felt Terzo teasing her entrance with the head of his cock.

“Lift up Alé. I want to be able to reach deep inside you.” He groaned, now running his cock through the cum still leaking from within her. Alé let out a moan, rutting against him trying to slip him inside her. Curving up her pelvis toward him. Terzo placed his hands on her hips, rubbing his fingers across the swell of her ass as he pushed his cock deep inside her.

As he did, their mouths hung open. Both moaning in pleasure as Terzo got fully seated inside. Alé’s cunt, tugging tightly on him as he thrusted inside her. His hands gripped tightly to her hips as Alé held onto the ledge.

Terzo felt the sweat pooling in the small of back. Drenching his vestments in it as he worked to make his Prime Mover cum once again. "Oh Terzo, harder, harder! I'm so close!" Alé cried out, Terzo feeling her body tightening around him inside. He pounded hard inside her, feeling himself begin to give way as his hips met against her ass with each thrust. Alé bring her fingers down to gently rub her clit.

"Ah Alé, I love you. Cum for me cara! I'm cumming for you!" Terzo cried, cumming deep in the back of her cunt. His fingers gripped so to Alé's hips, she was sure to be left bruised. Alé too let go, her body swelling around him inside and cumming hard on him as he moved inside her. It was blissful and hot, as he filled her with ropes of cum. The two of them sweaty, satisfied, and positively dripping in eachothers fluids.

The two of them has slumped down against the wall of the pulpit, both breathless but wholly satisfied. Maybe an hour had passed since their endeavor and they were both still too exhausted to move. Terzo took Alé’s hand in his, bringing to his lips to kiss it. A surprisingly gentle gesture after the animalistic way he had just fucked her. Alessandra nuzzled up against his chest, breathing in the scent of His cologne.

Terzo kissed the top of her head. The mess of hair on both their heads a sure giveaway to onlookers as to what they've been doing. Neither of them cared, basking in each other's company and the quiet of the chapel. "Hmm…" Alé sighed, content in her husband's arms.

Terzo looked down at her. Her eyes shut as she lay against his chest. She glowed, her beauty even more apparent in her post orgasmic state. Terzo felt as if he'd fallen in love all over again and there was something about her now that made him unable to hold back on telling her so.

"I absolutely love you, you know that? I love you each day, more than I did the last." Terzo whispered against the crown of Alé's head. She sat up a bit, turning her head to face up at her starry eyed Papa, who looked back deep into her eyes.

“What…what's that for?” she giggled, Terzo pulling her closer against his chest once more.

“I just do. There is no one I would rather spend my life with than you." He said, sniffling back just a bit.

"Oh Terz. I love you too, so very much. I can't imagine my life without you. We've come so far…I would never go back." Alé smiled, her mind flashing images of their past. Their love blossoming from absolute chaos into even more chaos—beautiful chaos.

"Me either cara, but I...I also wanted to apologize for this morning." He began.

"Oh?"

"I saw you struggling with and I was too caught up in my own needs. I didn't think about yours and I'm sorry." He admitted.

"It's ok–"

"No it isnt. I will do better. I know you do so much amore and I want you to know that I appreciate you. I couldn’t do this…any of this without you.” Terzo confessed.

“You mean the kids?” Alé laughed, Terzo’s face growing more serious, his eyes filling with tears. The two of them got quiet a moment, Aléssandra wondering if maybe she should wait to talk with him after all.

“Yes they are a handful. That is for sure, but I mean with everything. You are my world. I know that it's hard on you, especially since I know like I said, I'm not the best at helping. I am sure at times you must feel like you have three children, instead of two.” Terzo laughed. Aléssandra smiled wide, her own eyes now beginning to shine with the gloss of tears.

“Four.”

“What?” Terzo asked, confused at what she had just said.

“Four children, it would feel like I had four.” Alé smiled. Terzo knew exactly what she was trying to say.

“Cara mia? Alé are you sure. You’re?” He asked her, unable to fully get out the words.

“Very. Omega told me this morning, but honestly I already suspected.” His Prime Mover smiled, revealing she was now several weeks into her third pregnancy. Terzo beamed ear to ear, his eyes widening and his heart once again racing within his chest.

“Oh Alé, non c'è da stupirsi che tu sia così irresistibile oggi. Sai che non riesco a controllarmi quando sei incinta.” Terzo cried, wrapping her tight in his arms and crying into the curve of her neck and shoulder. Alé cried too, her arms squeezing tightly around him as he wept.

“Seems you practice what you preach.” Alé chuckled.

"Seems so…and I wouldn't have it any other way." Terzo said, both of them laughing together—a new Emeritus child on its way.

Notes:

Oh Alé, non c'è da stupirsi che tu sia così irresistibile oggi. Sai che non riesco a controllarmi quando sei incinta.- Oh Alé, no wonder you are so irresistible today. You know I can't control myself when you're pregnant.

[raewritesf1]

ooh i’m intrigued by wip 26 and 31 👀

Accidentally adding no a fic to one list and not the other so I don’t know if you mean college au or double booked for 31 💀 (I have since fixed it)

Anyways here the rough blurb idea of double booked and college au

Double book: Due to a system error Max and George accidentally get double booked for a hotel room (I think I originally planned this for vegas). Since it’s a race weekend every hotel in the areas is completely booked including the one they’re current staying at. So they’re stuck sharing a room for the entire weekend. It ofc only has one bed :)

Colleg au: a ridiculously old au where the driver navigate relationships in college. Essentially an amalgamation of I believe 4-5 fics each covering their own driver relationship that bleed into each other. (I think my previously planned order was Carlando -> Pierresteban -> Loscar/sebcharl -> Galex ) dont care all much for it an might change a lot up (tho I do like the Galex outline I did for it 🤔)

Anyways here the Caught snippet

George was hyperventilating

The image started back at him, mocking him. They had failed, he had failed. It had been just for a second , a slight slip in judgment. He’d regret it immediately after, but Lewis had assured him that it was okay, it was just for a moment, no one would notice.

But someone had noticed, he should have seen this coming, he should have known better.

[BREAKING: MERCEDES DRIVER LEWIS HAMILTON AND GEORGE RUSSELL SPOTTED DOING SOME “TEAM BONDING” OUTSIDE A MONACO RESTAURANT.]

A massively blown up photo of them takes up most of the screen. It wasn’t the best photo, obviously taken from far away and in a rush, but it was clear enough. Clear enough to show that small moment, Lewis’s arm around his waist, George lips pressed to his in a chaste kiss. Them both for a second too lost in each other to remember the world around them.

Below it the overly smug caption read: Mercedes teammates Lewis Hamilton and George Russell proving to be the closest team pairing both on and off track. Seems the brackly based team has a rather…interesting approach to team bonding, but I guess the on track result shows that it must be working.

[wingsyliveblogs]

Willow's reputation as a massive dork persisting even after she's proven herself to have some serious mojo might have been another factor adding into her suppressed anger issues. In fact, the fact she 'does' suppress how she actually feels and never confronts anybody about it is probably why her reputation is still the same and the bullies keep talking smack about her like nothing's changed

1. Yeah, that would make sense - it’s a bit of a self-sustaining cycle, in which Willow represses her true feelings along with her magical ability, so no one gets to see either, and they just keep on treating her the same way. At least this episode broke up the pattern a bit; now that Amity has declared that she won’t sit back and let Willow get bullied any longer, perhaps things may start to change..?

2. Interesting thoughts! I do really like that Willow somewhat resembles both of her dads in different ways... they’re a very cute family and I love them. 

3-4. Hmm, yeah, that all checks out! There was definitely a lot of stuff going on with Inner Willow. 

5. Agreed - leaving might have served as a temporary stopgap (and kept Amity safe), but it wouldn’t have actually fixed anything if they left without appeasing Inner Willow. Ironically, Eda’s irresponsibility turned out to be for the best in this situation!

6. Ooh, good observation! After getting briefly doused in the lake, Inner Willow is still angry, but she remains coherent and in control of her actions, which didn’t quite seem to be the case before. The flames become an extension of her rather than engulfing her, though they don’t fully vanish until Amity reveals her side of the story, and she goes from incoherent roars of rage to verbally communicating with Luz and Amity in order to express her feelings. 

One thing I noticed about this when looking back through my screencaps for the episode is that this moment is not the only time her eyes are visible prior to Amity’s confession...

...since the voids that replace her eyes vanish during this scene as well, and then reappear when Inner Willow doubles down on erasing her painful past once again. 

Perhaps that’s an indication that her eyes get like that when she’s fully committed to being angry, but return to normal when a different emotion (like surprise or grief) momentarily overtakes the anger? It’s an interesting little detail for sure.

7. It does appear that the present-day Inner Willow is watching over past Willow at the end of the episode and making sure she’s safe... almost like a babysitter or an older sibling. Definitely a much better of treating oneself than what she was going for before! 

[dustingrayves]

boy ive been tagged by @skia-visuals, @soymilkheaven AND @amarietie!! hmmmmmm lets see then! ill include some unposted stuff and wips too, to keep it Actually last 15!

Rules: List the first lines of your last 15 stories. See if there are any patters. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!

> 1: dulcet

The evenings at the lab slash house were always quiet; someone would be catching up on sleep, or outside running errands or searching for that one goddess-damned things they’re missing for their newest creation. Or they’d just be in the kitchen, absentmindedly stirring a mug of cocoa, just like right now.

> 2: natans

With the sun high in the sky and a breeze, any place could be transformed into a tranquil hideout. However, it seems to have less to do with the unobscured sun or fluttering trees, and more with the company.

Though, Sorey would be lying if he said the sound of softly flowing water and chirping birds all around didn’t help the atmosphere.

> 3: [untitled], next part of the seawards au

The ocean’s pull is unpredictable; one second the waves are calm and almost soothing, and the very next one they could be bringing a calamity, the earth’s wrath in the form of a devastating storm. But for now, it’s calm.

It’s calm when Sorey looks around, eyes skimming the shimmering surface where the sun reflects just right.

And it’s still calm when he blinks and turns to his companion, a wide grin now stretching his lips and a glimmer to his eyes, making them look just like the ever-moving water.

> 4: [untitled], tyrant king au

“We can’t raise taxes anymore, your majesty, not unless you want to face kingdom-wide rebellion and an uprising.”

The king, seated on his golden throne, taps his fingers against an armrest and huffs. “Why do you always go against everything I say?” he asks, narrowing his eyes at his advisor, who folds his scroll back up, tucking it into a fold of his long, flowing robes.

“I’m sure you haven’t forgotten my position,” the white-haired man says, as exasperated as he can. “And, frankly, all you majesty’s recent ideas were bad.”

> 5: consolo, vestimentum mea

“Hey,” comes a soft voice from the doorway.

Lusa twists from his table and mess of parts to see Esper’s portal glowing where the door should be. He’s about to make a remark about him finally taking Lusa’s requests to use doors like normal human beings to heart, but he notices the deep circles under the time traveler’s eyes (not unusual on their own, but they look a little too dark now) and his current paler-than-a-wall complexion. “Hey,” he breathes instead.

> 6: oasis

The beating sun stays in the sky for longer here than anywhere else, it feels like. Or maybe it’s just the lack of shadows that makes it feel so; the last tree they stopped under to give their hot skin a little reprieve almost wasn’t big enough, and that was while all the Seraphim were gone.

No one is quite sure of the time, though Edna does grumble that they’d been running around all day, and frankly, they’d all be much, much happier if they could get out of this hotland and back somewhere cool and shaded. Preferably an inn. And preferably right now.

> 7: auxilium

The familiar door stands before him, and yet Mikleo can’t force himself to reach out, to push it open and step inside.

Grass shuffles beneath his sole as he drags it over the breeze-fluttering greenery; his fingers tug at the leather gloves of the other hand. His heart is stuck in his throat, like a lump that refuses to leave, no matter how many times he swallows around it.

> 8: tonsus

Slow, practiced movements.

Sorey’s eyes follow them, the soft lengths of Mikleo’s fingers running through white tresses, parting and holding and weaving them together into an easy braid. It’s immaculous, almost without stray hairs, so utterly pretty and perfect and infuriating—

“You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?” he finds himself uttering.

> 9: coeo

The castle towers tall, stone so cold he can feel it even standing paces away. Head craned back, he looks up, watching the contrast of the dark walls against the pale yellows and pinks of the setting sun.

And then he decides he had stalled enough. His feet disobey only momentarily, and then he’s pushing the main entrance open, a heavy wooden door thrice his height.

> 10:  praegressus

“You have ice cream on your lip,” Sorey points out, actually pointing at the Seraph with his (equally messy) finger.

“Oh— Lemme get a—” Mikleo reaches over to grab a handkerchief but Sorey is faster, leaning forward and pressing his lips to Mikleo’s. His tongue peeks out and swipes over the soft lips, licking the few stray droplets of the matcha cream clean before pulling away.

> 11:  clean slate 7

Lusa had thought Esper would be uncomfortable, but much to his surprise (and elation), he isn’t. Then again, he hadn’t been that uncomfortable around Knight or Arme.

At least the second time around.

Esper had taken to cooking lunch for them all, the biggest pot sitting on the stove, filled with rice. A saucepan rests next to it, thick sauce with pieces of meat slowly cooling down from its boiling point. The scent permeates the whole house; it had lulled Arc downstairs from where he’d been preparing his room for the other boys.

> 12: abet

He’s embarrassed, feeling all the blood that had rushed up to his face, but he’d already been cooped up inside the bathroom for too long, and the fact that Sorey is still silent while waiting doesn’t really say much more about his patience than his determination to go along with this. Really. Mikleo is only doing this because it’s him. He’d’ve declined without a second thought if it were anybody else.

Then again, there never would be anyone else.

> 13: flosum osculis

Like a waterfall, like a tidal wave of sea foam; white hair falls over Mikleo’s shoulders as soon as it’s out of its tie. Just as soft as it looks, and glimmering in the setting sun’s rays.

Sorey takes a moment to simply run his fingers through the curling locks, carding gently. Mikleo hums and leans backwards, into the touch, so Sorey keeps at it, softly tugging at the hair and parting it between his fingers, watching in fascination as it bounces when let go of.

> 14: quia

There’s blood thumping in his ears, and he almost misses the warehouse door creaking open. Light footsteps advance towards him, but he only snaps back to himself when a hand comes to rest on his shoulder.

“You did quite the number on him,” the man says, the low lilt of his voice dragging through Esper’s mind like the knife he grips in his tense fingers.

“Has it already been ten minutes?”

> 15: amicable

The seaweed digs into his back, unpliant underneath him as he’s pushed further into the nest. A grin plays on his lips, and he thinks he could stay like this forever.

Mikleo nuzzles into his neck again, scratching the sensitive skin with his fin and gills, and then soothing it with the softness of his hair right after. His lips press a line of soft kisses all over, just the faintest traces of teeth inbetween them.

hmmm i do notice a pattern! it seems i like to start with a description of some sort most of the time! and i know exactly why, too. i used to do a lot of writing bare bones and ive always wanted to do those poetic descriptions of places and people and idk i like to practice! also that most of these are fluffy mmmm love me that sweet sweet softness

theres not enough people left who havent been tagged that i keep up with so ill just go with @rainsonata (｡´ ‿｀♡)

[bougiebutchbitch]

Team Seven thoughts

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are the only ones in the world beside Gai and Tenzou (and Obito but shhh) who know that if Kakashi's injured or exhausted, stroking his hair or his back REALLY HELPS HIM get out of battle mode.

Like, one time he collapsed but was still conscious. The kids were giggling because 'OH SENSEI'S DEFENCELESS LET'S SEE IF HIS HAIR IS AS FLOOFY AS IT LOOKS' (spoilers: it absolutely is). But Kakashi was flat-out, hardly able to move, and FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

He's painfully weak and immobilised, and just got out of a major fight! The enemies are dead - but what if there are more of them coming? It'd be fine if he was by himself - he'd just crawl into a hidey hole and wait it out - but his team are with him, his kids, and he has to protect them -

Anyway, he's too tense to rest, even if he knows the danger has passed.

UNTIL Naruto makes good on his threats and starts stroking his hair.

Kakashi gears up to snap at him ("Naruto - seriously - ")

...But he only gets halfway through before the words trail off and his eyes go all droopy.

Because.

Ooh.

Head strokey.

Mm.

Naruto, the absolute menace, is observant only when it’s least convenient to Kakashi. He notices. And grins, doubling his efforts to massage Kakashi’s head, kneading at him like a cat.

"You should really shut your sharingan, sensei," grumbles Sakura. She sinks criss-cross-applesauce next to Naruto and adds her little hand to the two already buried in his hair. "You know it drains your chakra. It'd be so much easier if you can walk to the hospital once we reach Konoha, rather than needing us to drag you."

Quite the bossy little medic already, isn't she? Kakashi's half-tempted to disobey out of spite.

Mostly though, he wants to growl that they should stay vigilant. With him down for the count they're vulnerable. Can't they see? They all need to be on their guard, watching for danger, protecting each other because he can’t protect them -

Sure, the kids’ touch sends soothing flickers of sensation across his scalp. Sure, the sun peeks out from behind the clouds, and birdsong twitters all around them, wildlife returning to the gash their battle carved in the forest. The enemies’ blood soaks slowly into the earth.

Everything seems nice and cheerful and safe, but Kakashi has never put much trust in seems. He can barely move his fingers, but he keeps them curled around the hilt of his kunai, regardless.

Until Sasuke edges closer.

He sinks into a squat on Kakashi’s other side. Glaring out into the trees.

"She's right," he says (they all have the decency to ignore Sakura’s flush). "Shut your sharingan."

So rude. Never any respect for his poor old sensei. Not that his other two kids are any better.

Kakashi couldn’t defend himself from their ministrations even if he wanted to; his limbs are lead, weighing him down. His head, in contrast, is full of light fluffy foam, from where Naruto does his best to mould his hair into devil horns, giggling all the while. It’s so tempting to listen. So tempting...

Sasuke sweetens the deal by adding: "I didn't expend much chakra - I'm keeping watch. There are no hostiles for as far as my senses can stretch."

Ah. A status report. Those, Kakashi is familiar with.

He knows he shouldn't trust the words of his little genin (knows they're his responsibility to keep safe). But Sakura is scowling at Naruto and doing her utmost to fix the utter mess he's making of his hair, and Naruto is cackling as he makes it even worse (where did he get the hairbands from?? Kakashi doesn’t know, but he’s already resigned himself to pigtails).

“C’mon, Sasuke,” Naruto stage-whispers, ruffling the springy white spikes. “You gotta touch it. It’s so fluffy...”

Sasuke rolls his eyes to the heavens. Crosses his arms. Scowls at the entire world, but especially the three other members of his team. Then he turns to sit facing half-away, reaches out one hand, and gives Kakashi's head the tiniest, most grudging pat.

Finally, fucking finally, Kakashi lets himself relax. Tension draining from his blood-stained hands, from between the discs in his spine. When his kunai slithers from his fingers, he lets it fall.

His kids are okay. They all survived the fight. They're here, and they're uninjured, and they're taking advantage of his enfeebled condition to pet his fucking head like he's one of his ninken. Kakashi doesn’t mind nearly as much as he should.

His left eye drifts shut. His right eye follows.

He has no idea the horrors his squad are going to wreak on his hair, but that’s a problem for tomorrow’s Kakashi. Everything is.

For now, he dulls his senses down until the only thing he can feel is the three tiny hands on his head. Not quite sleeping, but permitting himself to doze. Knowing that so long as his kids are by his side and practicing amateur hairstyling, all of Team Seven are safe.

[thegracelessfaceless]

OMGGG first askk butttt can you do sub!sal headcannons I need them for uh *cough cough* personal use

Ooh, yes please! I'll be more than happy to contribute to your research

Tw: lemon, praise kink, unsanitary

Lemon below the cut, MINORS DNI

Sweet and Sour Subby Sal Fisher Headcanons

I headcanon Sal being kind of inexperienced when it comes to the sexual side of a relationship

Like if you're not his first, you're close to it.

I can see him being nervous about approaching his SO about sex, worried about how he'll be recieved, what you'll say, etc

This persists no matter how long you've been together. It's just a part of who Sal is

So you usually have to initiate things

Though if you're being oblivious to hints that he thinks make his mood obvious, he can be a pretty big tease

Touches lingering too long, fingers dipping lower than they normally would, finding any and all reasons to brush his body up against yours

You finally pull him to the bedroom.

He's just so cute whenever he's all flustered

Even if it's glaringly obvious that he's getting laid, Sal is still tentative during the makeout that follows pulling him into the bedroom and into the bed

His hands want to be everywhere on you, but he's also trying to respect you, so his hands end up just lightly (frustratingly so) brushing over your bits, the parts you both want him to touch so bad

It's easiest to take control, either leading Sal, or telling him what to do.

I can 100% see Sal with a praise kink

Oh, Sal can be good. He'll show you just how good he can be 😈

See, Sal is very observant. He notices EVERYTHING

So while inexperienced, Sal has catalogued every single thing you've reacted positively to in bed

And he knows just what he did to elicit those reactions from you.

He just needs a little guidance. Put him where you want him to be, tell him what to do

He's very good at taking directions

When giving:

This is Sally's favorite part

Knowing that you're about to come, because of his hands or mouth on your body? 

That just flat out does it for Sal

And since you like his handiwork so much, and he likes doing it

Sal is content to pleasure you endlessly, his full body at your disposal.

Ride his face, please. If he suffocates, that's a pretty cool death, right?

Your body is a temple, you are Sal's deity and he is at worship

All while he looks into your eyes lovingly

Tell him how good he's doing, how good he's making you feel, how much you love him

Sal loves hearing it, lives for it

And it makes him double down on his efforts, pulling your body tighter against him, eager to please you more.

He can drive you to overstimulation pretty quickly, which can be a good and bad thing.

I mean, sometimes Sal deserves to be worshipped right?

When receiving:

You'll probably have to insist Sal lie back so you can have access to all of his body

Sal's top priority in sex is you, he tends to neglect himself a little when he gets caught up

Like to the point that the skin of his cock will range from dark pink to almost purple, and he'll be swollen with need

but Sal's still just focusing on you and how many times he can make you orgasm with his hands verses his mouth.

His breath comes out in a sharp, raspy gasp as you push him back into the bed

Sal's eyes, still fixed lovingly on you, go soft focused as you touch him, leaning down to pepper the scars on his face and neck with kisses

Because you're so close and otherwise focused, you don't see him blink away happy tears as you pull away when your attention shifts.

You reward Sal for being so so good and attentive to your needs just minutes ago

Sal does have a problem with bucking when receiving oral

You have to remind him not to before he gets carried away

Though, if he's a good boy during your attentions, you might let him indulge for a few moments

His conflicted expression as he tries not to completely mouth fuck you, while biting his torn bottom lip because it just feels so good is one of your favorites

Sal's built up stamina over the years, and will hold out, multiple rounds if necessary, to wait until you tell him he can come.

So some time later...

When Sal's moment of release comes, his eyes go wide and his breath catches.

His eyes find yours, a look of almost panic passing through them, then his face asks for him, "tell me I can finish, tell me to come with you"

You nod, barely able to get out a hum of consent as he fights to control his thrusts, fights not to just ram into you.

Sal holds on as long as possible.

Finally he loses the battle and his thrusts lose all rhythm, his hips pounding up into you over and over as you ride him.

Sal's eyes lock with yours and his gaze goes soft focused.

His good eye rolls back in his head as he thrusts into you one last time, a full body spasm shaking him beneath you as his loud raspy breaths change into a deep raspy groan

Sal gathers you to lay with your head on his chest and you listen to his heartbeat slow back to a normal rate in the following minutes, still buried inside you

After some recovery time, Sal cleans both you up, and helps you redress, or makes sure you're comfortable in bed, and then takes care of himself

Sal thinks about how he doesn't know what he'd do without you and how lucky he is to have you

But he never realizes that you think the same of him. You love him just as completely.

True, he hears you say it, but you think he doesn't accept it on some level, like he's in denial

So you make sure to take advantage of times like these and show Sal just how much you love and appreciate him

[batfamtv]

i work for her

summary: batmom meets the justice league

bruce wayne x fem!reader

word count: 1508

"Shall I fetch you some tea?"

You smiled from where you sat, and turned your chair to face Alfred, "Yes please. I don't know why I'm so tired already, I'm normally up and about at this time.”

Alfred chuckled knowingly, “Well, being a full-time wife of the Batman will wear one too eventually.” He walked to you, taking a peek at the numerous monitors you turned back to look at. “And it’s not even midnight yet.”

At the sound of the stone wall sliding open and elevator descending, you turned around to look. Alfred did too, but immediately turned to face you, about to inform you that he will be leaving you for a while to make some tea, but--

“Wow! This is awesome!”

Alfred did a double-take. You raised your brows. Bruce wasn’t alone. He was with the other metahumans, smiling tiredly with his cowl in his hand. “Brought some friends.”

While the other metahumans inspected the batcave, your husband was quick to approach you, giving you a warm smile. You reached from your seat to take his cowl and place it on the table, and bring your hand back to his, squeezing it lightly. “Missed you.”

His smile brightened, squeezing your hand back.

Alfred reached beside you to grab Bruce’s cowl, mumbling about making sure there was no damage to it.

You noticed the young, elated kid who was observing the batcave with fascination. This must be Barry Allen. Diana you’ve already met, but the rest not yet--at least, not personally. You’ve only gotten to know who they were from the research you helped conduct.

Bruce called to the others, “Everyone, this is Alfred and Y/N. I work for them.”

Diana approached you and Alfred, patting the latter in acknowledgment. You shuffled to get out of the chair you had curled into, but Diana quickly stopped you before you could get up, “No, Y/N. Stay.” She smiled at you.

“Thanks, Di,” you smiled back gratefully and with a nod, Diana excused herself. Victor Stone was walking behind Diana, only giving you and Alfred a stiff nod.

“Oh,” Alfred shared a nervous glance at you before following Victor again with his eyes. You lightly shook your head in amusement.

Barry Allen looked very excited to meet you and Alfred, raising both of his hands to wave at you, one hand waving at Alfred enthusiastically, and the other extending to wave at you. “Hi, Batman’s bosses!” You opened your mouth to correct him, but he was already gone in a flash.

Finally, Arthur Curry passed by you and Alfred, “This is badass guys,” before giving you a thumbs-up and following after the others.

Alfred looked so surprised seeing these many people in the batcave again after all this time. You grinned at him when he gave you a look, clearly showing his surprise. “Well, I’ll put on the tea. I was going to get Mistress Wayne and me some.”

“Great,” Bruce glanced at his new teammates, almost feeling a little awkward to see a lot of people occupying his batcave.

“I don’t know where we’re gonna find the cups,” Alfred replied, shrugging.

“Ooh, remember that tea set I got from Bludhaven? Those were nice,” you suggested. Alfred nodded, thinking, “I do, but wasn’t those destroyed when the Dami--”

“I think there’s enough left,” you told Alfred, “I’ll help you look.”

Alfred brought his hands up, gesturing for you to stop. “Please, Mistress Wayne, I got this. You can do me the favor of resting to revitalize yourself.”

You waved him off, rolling your eyes teasingly. “I’m fine, I just need some of your tea, Alfred.” He nodded appreciatively and excused himself.

Beside you, Bruce turned to look at you, moving from holding your hand to lean down to plant a quick kiss on your temple. You smiled and held his face, planting a small kiss on his cheek. “Alfred’s right, you should be resting.”

“I will,” you nodded, reassuring him. “I’ll have some tea and take a quick nap.”

“We might be leaving not too long after.”

“Then, I’ll see you off.” You smiled, caressing his cheek with your thumb. Bruce leaned into your touch, before glancing at the team and back to you again. You chuckled at how Bruce Wayne, the Batman, was subtly trying to excuse himself to return to his team, albeit reluctantly, “Go, silly! I’ll be here.” He gave you another kiss and walked over to the others.

On the team’s downtime, waiting for Victor to fix the aircraft, Bruce was watching you sleep, finding comfort in your relaxed face. Diana walked over to Bruce, nudging him, “You should take her upstairs to rest.”

“I would, but I know she’ll get mad.”

“How is she?”

Bruce sighed, “She’s tired all the time. I told her she should just rest, but she insists on helping us.” He smiled at Y/N lovingly, then scowled, as if remembering something unpleasant.

Diana furrowed her eyebrows, “What is it?”

“Uh…” he glanced at her, unsure whether he should divulge. He hadn’t told this to anyone outside the family, “I had a dream, like, I don’t know, almost like a premonition. It was the end of the world, and Barry Allen was right here,” he gestured to the spot Y/N was occupying, “and he said to me ‘Lois Lane is the key.’” He made a face, glancing at Diana, almost looking for advice on what this dream meant.

Diana shrugged half-heartedly, “She is… to Superman. Every heart has one.” She smiled, almost bittersweet, remembering hers. Bruce glanced to Y/N again, almost ready to agree with Diana and drop the conversation.

Despite that, however, he continued, “I think it’s something more. Something darker.” Worry was etched across his face. He hoped Diana was right. He hoped he was wrong.

A while later, you woke up from your nap to see the team and Alfred walking to the elevator. “Is it time to go already?”

Bruce looked at you guiltily, you looked so comfortable all curled up in the chair, he didn’t want to wake you. “Yeah, time to go.” He and Alfred, along with the others are on the platform now, ready to ascend to the top of the waterfall.

With a sigh, you rolled your neck and removed the blanket you buried yourself into. Bruce smiled when you waddle towards him.

Victor, Arthur, and Barry all shared the exact same looks, gawking at you and your pregnant belly. With one hand resting on top of your belly, you laughed at their shocked faces as the platform ascended.

“Wait, what? You’re very pregnant!” Barry exclaimed.

“I am!” You nodded excitedly, “I’m not due anytime soon, though. I’m just big.”

“Don’t you...I don’t know...Shouldn’t you file for maternity leave? You should be resting!” Barry replied, glancing at you and your tummy worriedly. With that, Alfred and Bruce both looked at you with the expression, “See? That’s what we’ve been trying to tell you.”

“Well, the Batman never rests…” you glance at your husband, “and neither does his wife.”

“Wife?” Barry was even more shocked. “I can’t believe Batman is married!” He glanced at Bruce before turning back to you, “Can I touch your belly?” Barry asked, looking like he was going to vibrate with excitement. You nodded, laughing lightly, “Sure, but the baby is sleeping, so no kicks.”

The platform ascended to the very top, the aircraft on top of you. You stared at it in disbelief, Bruce had tried for the longest time to fix it, and now it was here, fully operational. You turned to your husband, “You fixed it?”

Bruce shook his head, tilting his head to Victor. You turned to Victor, “You fixed it! Thank you!”

Victor nodded, “It wanted to fly. Flight is its nature.” Bruce nodded at him, grateful, “Yours too.”

Barry was still talking excitedly to your tummy, finally saying goodbye to the baby. He looked up at you and smiled, “Thank you!”

“Take care, Barry,” you smiled at him. Arthur turned to you, giving you a shaka sign before joining Barry to the aircraft.

Bruce turned to look at you and Alfred. You smiled at him, handing him his cowl. He took it gratefully, before turning to Alfred, “He’ll be here, Alfred. I know it.”

“What makes you so sure?” Alfred asked.

“Faith, Alfred. Faith.” Bruce smiled, looking back to you. “I’ll see you later, Y/N.”

“Will you be here by breakfast?” You asked him jokingly. He grinned and with a light shrug, replied, “Hopefully.”

You laughed, blowing him a kiss as the ramp closed in front of him.

Descending to the Batcave, you were met with an annoyed look on your son’s face, in his suit, wielding a katana. “They already left? I was supposed to come, Ummi!” He huffed, not mad at you but at his dad for leaving him behind.

You leaned down to kiss Damian’s temple, arm around him to guide him to the main house, “It’s a school night, sweetie. Maybe another time.”

a/n: I had a dream about batfleck and now simp mode is on overdrive

[moxfirefly]

So I’ve been working on this for a little while now after a comment @supershiny-raven left on one of my post. I present to you:

How the others find out you and the turtles are dating.

Raphael entered the Lair with you in his arms. His brothers stumbling by him, Leonardo actually tripping.

The gang had gone to drink at Vern’s fancy penthouse, a round of drinks had turned to four and before anybody had common sense he had broken out his fancy wine collection.

That had truly been everyone’s undoing.

Yours as well.

Raphael the tank had pretty much only gotten buzzed, even more so upon seeing your state he figured he needed to somehow get you and everyone else home safe and in one piece.

“Where do we dump Donnie?” April had one of his arms slung over her shoulder while Mikey had his other, they had quickly found out the purple banded terrapin was a fan of wine. “Whatever is flat and comfortable, you think you can manage him and Leo?” Raphael nudged his older brother who had dozed off while resting against the couch.

“Yeah yeah brah, we totally-“ He unceremoniously let his brother fall on the nearest cot, poor April taken along for the ride. “Shit, sorry girly”

Raph shook his head, you groaned stirring awake and tightening your hold on him. Raph was basically carrying you with one arm beneath your rear. Making his way towards his room he gently placed you on his bed and set about the task of removing your shoes. “Hey hey mister, I got a boyfriend” You squinted at the large terrapin at the end of the bed.

“Yeah I heard, lucky guy gets to put ya drunk ass to bed, where’s your makeup bag baby?” He got up when you half hazardously pointed at the dresser.

Pushing yourself up a little on your elbows you watched him gather your face creams and a pack of makeup wipes. He sat back down but next to you and motioned towards his lap. “C’mere, let’s get your face off” You giggled when he manhandled you onto his thigh and took out the wipes. Slowly and in the most excruciatingly loving way Raphael set out to wipe off your makeup. Each stroke removing foundation and eyeshadow, you mumbled something he somehow understood in your inebriated state. “Yeah yeah I got ya kid” With all the careful dexterity he developed over time, he gently removed your eyelashes.

“Somebody has been paying attention” You giggled, feeling the buzz in your body shift into grogginess. Raphael looked inside the bag, adding some cream to your face to hydrate it. He examined his work, a lazy smile as he caressed your face. It felt bizarre he could actually do this, touch a beautiful girl and do something so silly as help them out with their face routine. The two of you had been rather quiet about your relationship, enjoying it all to yourselves.

“Ya were the cutest drunk at that party” He ran his knuckles across your chin, You smiled sleepily lifting up enough to catch his lips in a languid kiss.

The door creaked open and there stood April, her own slightly drunk face breaking out into a sweet smile. The two pairs of eyes that landed on her read ‘get out’ and ‘keep your mouth shut’ slowly April backed up nodding with a giggle.

Then there was a ruckus of what Raphael only assumed was April tripping and Leo drunkly laughing his ass off.

____________

Michelangelo

Oh he was screwed.

So insanely screwed.

How could he misplace something he kept on his person so diligently?

Mikey turned over everything he could in his room, currently he had done just that with the mattress but to no avail.

His phone was missing.

His phone with that very scandalous polaroid you’d taken for him.

Mikey had nearly passed out when you gifted him the picture and to his delight he had stuck the polaroid on the back of his phone in its clear phone case. He kept his phone on him all the time, sure he’d have to be a little sneaky about placing it down but he could manage.

Now though? He was about to have a coronary.

Okay, currently in this disaster there was no trace of it. This meant he’d have to scavenge the living room.

Where his family was.

Mikey swallowed and scurried out with a silent prayer that it would there.

Raphael and Leonardo were currently watching a basketball game. They seemed pretty engrossed and perhaps wouldn’t notice that he was scouring the ends of the earth for his actual girlfriend’s literal boobs. He peaked aglance at the couch, his large brothers had to take up so much space to make it worse.

“What are you looking for?” Came Donnie’s voice from the kitchen. The orange banded turtle froze, he tried giving him a nonchalant shrug. “Just checking how I can give Raph a wedgie ya know” Donnie raised a brow ridge, mug of coffee to his lips.

“I double dare ya numbnuts, the Knicks are down ten points and I’m pissed” Raph grunted as the opposing team landed another shot and Leo sighed exasperated with the outcome. His eldest brother got up thankfully which allowed him to take a look at the that side of the sofa. To his dread but relief there wasn’t anything.

Where the fuck was his phone?!

“Hey snot face, can ya order a pizza?” Raph grumbled as the game seem to worsen, a pizza could fix up his mood. Mikey frozen, mouthing a series of ‘shit shit shit’ as he frantically looked around.

“Oh man that would fix this terrible game, can you order it with extra bacon too?” Leo went straight to the fridge to grab something to drink. “Order some cheesy sticks too will you?” Donnie asked as he poured himself another mug of coffee.

Yes all of this sounded wonderful and his stomach did grumble but

HIS GIRLFRIENDS BOOBS.

Raph had scooted further to grab his own soda from the coffee table and just as he did he saw his phone. Relief washed over him but to his immense dismay and terror, the back of his phone was facing up. Which means the clear case he had was displaying the infamous polaroid he had been gifted.

You had simply asked him one thing.

‘Please don’t let your brothers see my tits’

It all felt slow motion, his eyes going wide, his hand diving to the couch and just as he did, Raph’s quick reflexes kicked in unfortunately and he turned to grab his youngest brothers wrist. “Ya ain’t giving me a wedgie man!!”

Raph’s eyes followed Mikey’s hand and then his eyes bugged out.

“Why are there titties on the sofa?!” Raph made for the phone but only got a face full of pillow cushion. He snatched the phone before it could be grabbed by anybody else. The red banded brute grinned as his brother hugged the phone to his chest. “Advert your gaze you perv!” Mikey all but shrieked.

“I’m not the one walking around with a titty pic as my phone cover” Raph grinned, just to make matters worse Leo and Donnie had gathered.

“Mikey why are you walking around with a random porn pic on your phone cover” Came Donnie’s disapproving tone.

“It’s a polaroid” Was all Raph needed to say.

The silence that fell was brief, then a series of ‘ooh’s’ sounded off and Mikey all but frowned and felt his cheeks heat up.

“No way! That can’t be...” Leo was incredulous. The relationship between Mike and you had remained rather on the down low. It was fun, a little secret away from the world that could stay between the two of you.

“Mikey, are you and y/n a thing?” Donnie asked exactly what the rest wanted to know but Mikey dreaded to answer. He sighed dramatically and tucked his phone into his pocket, shooting Raph a glare as his green eyes followed the motion.

“Listen dudes she made me promise that nobody would see that picture and I’ve already broken that cardinal rule thanks to this jerk face” He frowned at Raph, who in turn rolled his eyes.

“Well maybe keep the picture in your wallet or your room?” Leo sipped his soda with a matter of fact tone.

“Or as a background on your phone cause honestly man” Donnie smiled to himself when Mikey shot him an incredulous look. “Why’d she give you that?” Raph inquired sneakily with a smirk.

“For our three month anniver- AH YOU DICK” Mikey huffed out as Raph began to laugh, it was so easy to trick Mikey when one played their cards right.

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Donatello

Investigating could take a toll on anybody, even if by all means you weren’t a detective it still didn’t mean you wouldn’t find yourself researching and investigating crime. It seems to be part of the job description when you befriend four giant crime fighting terrapins.

In away you could help, you did.

Everyone had huddled around the living room, the coffee table littered with pictures, clues and all sorts of pieces of evidence that could possibly lead to the culprit they were trying to catch. You had set down a stack of papers, eyes already screaming for a break. Leo and Casey were at the kitchen talking, Casey had just clocked out and was reporting back what the nights investigations had gathered. Raph and Mikey were checking out the pictures Casey had brought over and Donnie naturally was researching on a laptop he’d placed there.

You had nudged him to come over and join the huddle, and secretly you just wanted him close. The two of you were dating, quietly and unannounced, but in those first few stages of just wanting to be glued to one another it was a little difficult to do said glueing.

On a few occasions with prying eyes preoccupied with their investigating, you had reached over to rub his cheek, his sleepy eyes spoke greatly of how tired he felt. Donnie had been at this already for a while, you’d been there with him along the way.

With a stretch of his arms, Donnie yawned and rolled his neck. The clock on your phone read 3:45am, he was due for a nap at the very least. “Why don’t you lie down, I can keep helping out here” You reached over again and took off his glasses, he smiled tiredly but shook his head. “I’m fine, I can keep going” Despite his entire body language screaming otherwise, Donnie would always soldier on.

By the time another hour passed, people consumed enough Coffee to give themselves an additional pulse (and somebody committed the mistake of giving Mikey said coffee) the investigation had died down. A few walls were hit but a few leads had come from it as well. Everyone was ready to call it a night (or morning).

Casey yawned, twisting his neck to let out a few pops. “Okay who’s staying and who’s coming with me?” By the sounds of April softly snoring against an equally happily snoring Raph, it seemed she would stay. Casey had a few hours of sleep to catch on before heading for his next shift and you had to preoccupy yourself with the same before tackling a night shift at your job. Donnie’s tired eyes expressed how he wanted you to stay over but he knew work was closer to your place.

“I guess I’m carpooling with you” You told Casey, already grabbing your jacket and bag. A quick hug to Leo and Mikey, a bow to a recently awaken Splinter and you were next to Donnie.

He’d been sitting on the kitchen table, arms crossed and looking closer to being k.o’d.

It was the sleep deprivation honestly, on both your behalves.

Because you had spread your arms for a hug and so had he, but your face had met in the middle and before either of your foggy brains could comprehend what was happening you had smooched him.

On the lips.

For about a minute.

Minute and a half honestly.

You both froze, the awake members of the family staring with raised brows. Donnie furrowed his brows, lips pursed in a thin line, you still had your own in a kissing motion.

“Well at least we solved one mystery tonight” Spoke Mikey with a snicker, Leo nudged him.

Donnie sighed by shrugged. “Not exactly how I wanted to announce this so yup, I’m her boyfriend, she’s my girlfriend, please hold all inquires for a later time when I’m actually awake” He pulled you in again for a hug, and another kiss (greedy boy) and instructed Casey to deliver you home safely.

With a blush but albeit happy look on your face you waved everyone off.

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Leonardo

Keeping a relationship quiet had never proven to be so difficult. Truthfully it came easier when the circle of people surrounding you was bigger, but a close knit one? Everyone suddenly had the powers of observation up to God level.

But Leo’s ninja skills were God level too and you knew how to keep your trap shut and not sigh like a love struck teenager every second you saw him. So it had gone good, real good for a while. The thrill of maybe sharing an intimate kiss while others we’re around was a sensation you never expected to enjoy. When it was time to leave, Leo would ‘walk you’ home safely and by ‘miracle’ run into a few thugs on his way back.

Because there’s no reason a brisk ten minute walk to your apartment should turn into an hour and a half.

Raph wasn’t buying but cared little to stick his nose into it. Donnie was too busy to bother. Mikey had an idea but decided due to bro code not to voice it.

His father though?

Splinter knows what’s going on because well, he’s Splinter. You live long enough with four giant sons all with their unique personalities and traits, you pick up a thing or two about parenting pretty easily.

And Splinter is a phenomenal parent.

Both Father and Mother to his sons.

So naturally he’s irked that his eldest is sneaking out at odd hours and trying to conceal his return. Because Splinter feels that out of all four, Leo has always been the most open with him. Once Raph hit those pre-pubescent mood swings, Donnie began to teach himself all matter of subjects and Mikey was too busy trying to set a new record of heart attacks to give his father while skateboarding; Leo always remained the same.

Even with all the acolytes Leo has achieved in his ninjutsu training, he still had his hiccups and his father would never spare the opportunity to turn into a teaching moment.

So when Leo had kissed you passionately on his way out of your window, you still in nothing but the skin that he had dedicated a fair amount of time in kissing and bitting. He thought he was being slick, he thought he was going to ninja his way into the Lair, into the showers and straight to his bed.

What he didn’t account for was his father waiting up on him. A mug of hot tea on the kitchen table and hands clasps together in what Leo recognized all to well as ‘Dad Mode’.

He’d been caught with the proverbial hand in the cookie jar. His gear was half hazardously on, mask slipped down around his neck and for Christ sake he was holding a shoe. It was 6:30am and he smelled like a girl, a pretty girl no less. The jig was up, especially when his dad motioned for him to come forth and seat opposite him at the kitchen table.

“Dad I can ex-“ Splinter held up a finger and pushed the mug of tea towards his disheveled eldest son.

“My son, I am not angry” Which was truthful, he wasn’t, in fact he was ecstatic that Leo had found somebody, somebody good and somebody that loved him for he has. Long ago he had accepted the pain that his sons would not find suitable partners and the ache it would come with for them. But here was Leo, nervous and trying to adjust his clothing because he’d been with a woman, a woman he clearly loved.

“I like y/n, she is kind, thoughtful and caring to us” Splinter emphasized each trait with a tap of a long nail on the table. “She should be treated with respect, I hope I have instilled that teaching unto you, a lady is to be respected Leonardo” Leo nodded at his fathers words, he nodded and prayed that the underwear he had stuffed into his pockets wouldn’t magically transport on the table to further humiliate him.

“So please my son, do not lie to me, do not come home late in this state and not expect me to know what has transpired” Dad voice was on, coupled with the sympathetic eyes though, man Splinter was good at this shit.

Leo hung his head, clearly ashamed of his dishonorable doings. “Hai, sensei” Even as an adult being scolded by his father never stopped hurting.

“And please do tell her that there isn’t anything hide, she is welcomed in our home, I would not mind getting to know my future daughter in law a little bit more” Splinter enjoyed the way his son nearly choked on his tea.

“Perhaps I can tell her a few anecdotes of your growing up” He smiled when Leo looked at him with pleading eyes. “I believe I have a few embarrassing ones she will find most delightful” He stood up and placed a hand on his sons broad shoulder. “I’m sorry dad, sorry for sneaking around and not telling you” He was earnest in his words and Splinter bowed his head.

“I know, thank you Leonardo” He walked away, hands behind his back.

Leo sighed and pulled out his phone, shooting you a quick text.

-so my dad wants to formally meet you... as in introduce you as my girlfriend.

It felt nice to hit send on that message.

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ooh can you do 50 with nat? i love your writing!

and I lurve you 😌

"It's okay, I couldn't sleep anyway."

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God, you were fucking tired.

Pulling a double shift at work had really put you out. On top of that, your coworker annoyed the fuck out of you today with the number of times they messed something up. You were the one who had to fix it every time.

"You're poor, you need money, you're poor, you need money," you mutter to yourself as you make your way home.

You seriously couldn't wait until you got home and showered. Once you were freshly cleaned and didn't smell like today's disaster, you were going to hop right into bed and knock out like you were dead.

There was nothing that could stop you from that. The next person who stopped you from doing that, you were going to commit murder. It was only sensible.

You opened the door to your flat, dropping your things onto the floor haphazardly as you trudged to the bathroom. You turned the water on, scalding hot before stripping and showering. The moan that left your mouth was properly too inappropriate, but what did you care?

Once you were done, you finished your nightly routine and dry your hair as much as you could be before gave up and went to your bedroom.

Just as you entered—

"Holy motherfucke—" You yelped.

In your bed, sprawled out but awake, was Natasha.

"What are you doing here?" You hissed. "You scared the living daylights out of me!"

Natasha sat up, and you turned on the lamp, keeping the light low. The light instantly gives you a better look at Natasha.

Her eyes are bleary, and she was slightly pale.

"Are you okay?" You ask slowly as you walked over and dropped your towel to hang over your chair before you climbed into bed.

Natasha was...your fuck buddy. Well, she was more than that, she was your friend, but you also cared about her a lot. But you weren't dating.

God, sex with feelings was complicated.

This was one of those times that things were complicated. It was meant to be sex and just sex. But you're not sure how somewhere down the line, Natasha began to come to you when she needed more than sex.

But there was a very, very delicate line. You couldn't over-coddle Natasha because that would make her runoff. You couldn't be cold or indifferent to it because that would also make Natasha shut down.

Complicated.

"Fine," Natasha mumbles, and you notice she's already freshly showered herself and made herself comfortable by changing in your clothes.

So, she's been here for a couple hours, at least.

"I didn't know you were already back," you say conversationally.

"Got back a couple hours ago," Natasha tells you as she adjusts her pillow so she could rest up against it.

So, Natasha came here first thing when she arrived back from her mission.

You swallow.

You chance a look over at Natasha. Whatever the mission was, it clearly had affected her. She could come back sometimes like this, but you never pushed her to tell you because she never wanted to talk about it.

And you were okay with that. Everyone deserved to keep their hurt to themselves if they wanted to. Lord knows you had some things you didn't want to open up about.

"Sorry," Natasha says suddenly as she sighed. She's got her nose slightly scrunched as if she feels stupid that she's here in your apartment. "I know you've probably had a long day and want to sleep."

Natasha's pinching the edge of the blanket, and you pretend you don't notice.

"You can if you want," Natasha pushes on. "I...Can I just stay here?"

You blink a couple of times.

"Of course," you smile lightly at her. "I'm not even tired, anyway."

You grab the remote by your bed and turn the TV.

"It's good you're here," you mumble. "I was in the mood for staying up and watching that one show we watched the other day."

"You liked it, didn't you?" Natasha turns and smirks, though it's a tired one.

You roll your eyes. "It wasn't...bad."

You press play and turn off the light, so the TV is the only thing that's on. You try to focus on the TV even though your eyes are fucking burning and your brain is screaming at you.

Fifteen minutes in, Natasha slides closer to you, presses her body against your side, as presses her palm against yours. You hear a sigh of contentment before feeling her head on your shoulder.

"Sorry," Natasha mutters again as she squeezes your hand.

You squeeze back before pulling her leg over yours.

"It's okay, I couldn't sleep anyway," you mutter.

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prompt: harry wakes up early on starbucks cup release days and surprises you by buying all the ones he thinks you’ll like. he’s usually able to escape the paps but this time they catch him and he ends up having to explain it in his next interview and gets all shy and can’t stop blushing.

a/n: hello all!! first I want to apologize for my 4 month long writing absence. life just has not been kind to me lately and unfortunately zapped a lot of my creativity energy, but I’m happy to have something done now! hopefully I can continue and keep a more consistent schedule for the remainder of this year!

immense thank you’s are owed to my kind friends @tobesolonely and @meetmymouth for the encouragement to find my creative spark for writing again and for being amazing betas! and to @taintedwonder for the lovely idea! @theharriediaries​ was so sweet to beta for me as well!!

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Harry was usually smarter than this. He had a schedule, a plan, a way to get in and out pretty quickly without being seen. 

But today, he’d lingered too long at the mugs, curious if you’d want one of those as well. Your go-to was iced coffee, even year round in the winter you would prefer something cold over anything warm. He was thinking though, of the nights you were stressed and wanted a cup of soothing tea before bed, or those slower mornings where you don’t have to rush and a mug of coffee fits nicely in your hand while he admires you from across the kitchen table.

By the time he’s decided that yes, you do need this mug with the pastel rainbow print to add to your collection, along with a few of the other cups he thinks you’ll adore and a fresh bag of your favorite flavor of coffee, there’s already a small crowd of people forming in the lobby of the coffee shop and he hopes that he can get through them without being recognized as usual; prays that it’s only the regulars filing in for an early morning fix of caffeine before they rush off to start their day.

The barista thankfully is quick, skillfully giving him his total before rushing off to make the drinks he ordered for the two of you as well. He sees the way her eyes keep darting to him though, knows after years of experience that she knows who he is and is trying to work up the courage to say something to him or ask for a photo. He almost considers offering, she’s been so nice not to draw any attention to him, maybe something discreet could be pulled off. 

In the end he chooses not to, not wanting to assume that’s why she keeps looking over at him. It could be that he still has the hood of his sweatshirt tucked over his beanie or the fact that he’s now walking out of the shop with a small handful of the brown shopping bags with the familiar green logo imprinted on the front.

He breathes a sigh of relief when he makes it back to his car without anyone stopping him. He’s so distracted by securing the bags in the backseat he fails to hear the small clicks of the camera not too far away.

There’s a small comfort in the quietness of your shared apartment when he returns. While he loves coming home to the sound of you dancing around the kitchen making breakfast, his favorite is getting to wake you up himself. There’s a sweet softness in the way the side of your face rests against your pillow, mouth parted slightly and a gentle snore vibrating through your chest. It never fails to make him smile. He cherished the way you inhale faintly, stretching your limbs before blinking a few times, adjusting to the new day you’re waking up to. If he was there, already awake, your eyes always found him before anything else.

This morning is no different, except for the confusion on your face when you find him sitting on the edge of the bed instead of snuggled next to you. 

“You’re up to something, I can tell.”  You’re propped up enough now to accept the coffee he’s holding out for you. You take a few small sips, sighing and letting your head fall back against the headboard as you savor the taste.

“M’that easy to read, huh?” He chuckles, his hand on your thigh now, warming your skin even through the blanket, “Well..would you like your surprise here or will you be joining me in the kitchen while I make you breakfast?”

“Oh I get a surprise and breakfast today? What’s the occasion? Little early for my birthday, H.” 

“Don’t need an occasion to spoil my girl, do I?”

“I guess not.” 

You shrug, trying not to let the guilt bubble up enough to where it flashes across your face. One of his loudest love languages had always been gift giving, a quality about him you thought was wonderful, but still had a hard time accepting. You had to be careful about mentioning things you may want around Harry, he would use any excuse to treat you.

He’s rambling off his reasoning already as he leads you into the kitchen and settles you in one of the tall chairs next to the counter. He always ends his explanation with “I know you told me not to, but…” followed up by what you’re sure to him sounds like a very logical justification for why you need/deserve whatever he was gifting you. There’s nothing out of the ordinary of your regular kitchen set up this morning though, so you do what you normally do when he announces a surprise for you; let him take the lead, not wanting to take away from his excitement. 

“So..surprise or breakfast first?” He stands on the other side of the counter now, his hoodie and beanie discarded, wearing a t-shirt you were sure you bought for yourself but he seems to have laid claim to.

“Breakfast, please. If you don’t mind.” 

“‘Course not. Any requests, baby?”

Your heart flutters for a moment, just as it does each time he uses that particular term of affection for you. He’s already opened the refrigerator, scanning over options for what he could make for the two of you. You recover long enough to tell him no, that whatever he wants to make would be fine, sitting back and enjoying the view as he cracks a few eggs into a bowl.

You don’t even notice that you’re staring until he turns and catches your eye, “What? Did I get a shell in the eggs or something?”

You giggle as he even picks up the clear bowl of eggs that he’s already scrambled and seasoned, even going so far as to swirl his finger through the liquid to double check before you can stop him.

“No, it’s just..I can’t get over the fact that you’re making breakfast for me while wearing my t-shirt.”

“S’it yours?” He glances down at it, “Thought it was mine, sorry..”

There’s a smirk on his face as he turns back to the stove, and you know just by seeing that he knows you don’t mind; you love seeing him in your clothes as much as he adores seeing you in his.  

It’s not long before he’s presenting you with a plate, sitting next to you with his own plate in front of him. When you don’t immediately dig in, he leans over to inspect the food, worried that maybe he’d overdone the eggs or your toast was slightly more brown than you liked. 

So when you say, “You’ve forgotten something very important, haven’t you?” he panics, thinking maybe he should’ve taken the time to include fruit to balance the meal. You take pity on him, not making him wait too long before you lean in and he instantly softens, realizing what you’re asking for. 

He meets you the rest of the way, lips soft against yours, the taste of the coffee you’ve both had lingering for a moment before he pulls away, “Very important. How could I ever have forgotten?”

When you’ve both finished eating, he downs the last of his coffee and stacks your now empty plates to take to the sink, pecking your forehead with another quick kiss, “Alright, close your eyes. Count to 20.”

You begin to count off in your head, and you hear his voice, a bit further away, “Out loud, angel.”

There’s a rustling of bags getting closer as you count, and you can even hear a few clinks as they come closer. You can feel him moving around you, positioning things perfectly for when you open your eyes. 

He’s still behind you when you finish counting, hands squeezing your shoulders to urge you to open your eyes. When you do, you immediately recognize the bags and know exactly what he’s done.

“Oh no. Absolutely not. This is too much, Harry. I let you spoil me with little things here and there, but I cannot accept this.”

Sitting in front of you are..you stop to count them now; 1, 2, 3, 4..6 bags from Starbucks. You know from experience that each one of them contains 2 cups or mugs. You’re sure at least one of them also includes your favorite roast of coffee. He had done this before around Christmas time, when you’d mentioned how adorable a few of the ones from the holiday collection had been, not thinking that he would go back later without you and buy all the ones you’d touched or admired.  

He ignores your refusal, “You can take back any you don’t like. Go on,” He peeks inside one of the bags closest to him and then pushes it closer to you, “Start with this one.”

“Harry, really..”

“Don’t think, just open. If you really won’t accept any of them then I’ll take ‘em back and buy you something from somewhere else.”

“That’s not what I meant and you know it.” You try your best to look serious, but you can’t stop the smile from spreading across your face, “Thank you, H.”

You finally go through most of the bags, offering oohs and ahhs and even a few squeals of joy at certain ones. 

“I think I got all the ones you’d pick for yourself. Saw you eyeing one or two the other day and the others I just guessed.”

He had done very well in choosing for you, even going so far as to get the two of you a matching pair of the kind that changed colors with the temperature. 

“For our smoothies.” He explains when you give him a particularly soft look at the idea of matching with him. 

“Also got us a matching set of these,” He skips to the last bag, too eager to wait for you to open it yourself, revealing the mug he’d taken the extra time to select, “For our Sunday morning tea. Or if you change your mind and ever want a hot coffee.”

All you can do is repeat the same expression of gratitude as before you had opened them, “Thank you again, H. I love them all, really. No more though, alright? We’re running out of cabinet space. Did you go to our regular spot or a different one so you wouldn’t be recognized?” 

“Different one. Can’t believe I wasn’t spotted though. Must’ve been too early for the paps to be out and about.”

“Or maybe you aren’t as interesting as you think you are, babe. Harry Styles coming out of a Starbucks is old news now.” 

His eyebrows shoot up in mock surprise, “Oh is it now?”

“Mhmm. You’re just plain boring now, H.” You shrug, peeling at the price tag on the bottom of one of the cups, avoiding his gaze; knowing if you look at him you’ll break into a fit of laughter. 

He’s impossibly calm, just like he is before any interview he does. 

You sit across the room from where he’s currently getting his hair done. The stylist was nervous, understandably so, her hands unsure at first. It only takes a few moments of being near Harry; working his quiet, delicate magic of putting anyone he’s near at ease. By the time his hair is finished he’s pulled a few laughs from her and she leaves the room with a big beaming smile and a wave to the both of you.

Now that you’re alone again, he beckons you closer and tugs you down to sit in his lap, despite your protests of the possibility of wrinkling his incredibly expensive suit. 

“Don’t care,” He leans up to press a kiss to your neck, keeping his face tucked there in your warmth, “Just want you close for a moment.”

Normally you would run your fingers through his hair, but you don’t dare do that now, hand drifting to the side of his face instead, “Not nervous are you, H?”

He lets you gently push him back enough to see his face again, “Never. Just happy to have you here with me, that’s all.”   

It’s not until he’s in front of the audience, presented with the evidence of just a few days before, displayed on a screen for all to see. He had been caught, despite his confidence of getting away. He falters for only a beat, head down in hopes to hide the blush spreading high along his cheeks. He finds you in the crowd, sending a bright smile your way before he shrugs, turning his attention back to the host.

“What can I say? My sunshine likes her coffee.” 

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