#ooc mammon

[thermitetermite]

I return from the grave for one night only to post a Helluva Boss AU. Enjoy my delulu AU about a Christmas tree capitalist clown spider demon and his adopted cyborg clown son.

Also there is swearing and mentions of Fizzaroli's accident.

Mammon being a half decent step-dad AU

Mammon hears about Fizz much earlier though the grapevine (Paimon complaining to all royal demons about how his son got rid of all their shit bc of some clown kid)

Interested, he attends a show in disguise.

He finds that Fizz is good. Like, really good! Dollar signs start popping up in his head. Also the little bugger kind of reminds him of himself.

Immediately asks to buy Fizz from Cash Buckzo. He refuses at first because Fizz is his star but with strong negotiating tactics (money and threats) he caves.

Fizz is nervous about leaving his only home behind but is excited to be "adopted" by Mammon! His hero!

It's giving bought by One Direction vibes

At first Mammon was planning to just train him to be a child actor/clown, give him a TV show and pawn him off to someone to actually raise full-time. He wanted to be the convenient step-dad, not a full time parent!

That changed after the first couple nights with Fizz living in his mansion.

It started with Fizz handing him a red balloon horse.

"Alright, not bad kid, but can ya make a balloon unicorn?"

Fizz ran off to attempt to make it. That'll keep him busy for a few hours, guess that meant he could make some calls and... He was back already with the completed unicorn.

"Give me another!"

"Uh, alright ya little bugger, why dontcha make a Quevie?"

This back and forth happened for the next few hours, with Mammon judging the balloon animal, giving a few pointers when he messed up, and Fizz making the next animal he asked for.

Damn, this parenting shit is easy.

It eventually got so late that Fizz fell asleep on the couch trying to complete a kangaroo.

Sighing, Mammon picked Fizz up and carried him to the bedroom he hired someone to decorate. He tucked him into bed and finally after an entire day was able to make a call.

However, the first call he made wasn't to the networking company or his broadcasting station. Instead, it was to Lucifer, his self proclaimed best friend and a successful parent.

"What is it Mammon? Do you have any idea how late it is?"

"Yeah, yeah. I just had a quick question for ya. What do children eat? Cereal? Oats? Ice cream?"

Needless to say, Lucifer had a long talk with Mammon about how to raise a kid, stating it'd be hard work.

After hanging up and going to bed, Mammon had only one thought on his mind. To raise this kid better than any of the other Sins could. His boy would be talk of the town and the best clown in all of Hell.

That first week of parenting went about as well as you'd expect.

Mammon had the approach of being "The fun step-dad" which included eating candy for every meal, teaching him swear words and showing him how to do all the tricks he thought a capable child could do.

(These tricks may or may not have included tax evasion and driving)

Speaking of, Mammon insisted on bringing Fizzaroli everywhere. Including work.

"Mammon, sir, I'm sorry for filing the paperwork for the expansion of LooLoo Land wrong- is that a child?"

"Yeah, this is my boy. Look attem. Ain't he talented!" Cue Fizz hanging off one of his arms. "Whatdya think Fizzie? Should we keep or fire him?"

"Fire!"

"You heard the boy! Off withya, ya bloody cunt!"

"Bloody cunt!"

Mammon would belly laugh whenever Fizzaroli would copy his swearing or accent. When is children swearing NOT funny?

Mammon's definitely the type to have tons of pictures in his wallet of his kid. Fizzaroli does get a TV show, lots of interviews and the spotlight often but whenever someone asks Mammon about him he immediately opens the photo wallet.

(He would kill anyone who even touched it)

Of course he still has some of the Mammon-ness we know, bribing and pushing Fizz to do shows, acts, commercials and more, causing Fizz to start getting overwhelmed.

Then one day Fizz's accident happened (it's a canon event)

Mammon practically broke down Belphagor's door when he got the news Fizz was hurt, demanding his boy get the best treatment in Hell.

Mammon didn't sleep for the entire time Fizz was in that hospital bed, sitting beside him for days at a time just thinking about how he nearly lost him. He couldn't lose him.

When Fizz woke up/was stable, Mammon was there during his emotional moments. When Fizz asked if Mammon would replace him he scoffed.

"Fizzie, why would I replace you? You're in recovery right now. A break. Yer fans are dying to see that Fizzie face when you get outta here. You're more popular and more in demand than ever. You do the recoverin and I'll show you the huge profit we return."

Mammon to English translation: It's stupid to think I'll leave. You'll be able to return to the stage, I'll make sure of it. You'll get better and I'll be here with you.

Fizz eventually recovered but needed limbs so Mammon sent a request (demand) to the best mechanic in Hell, Asmodeus. If anyone could make limbs for his boy it'd be that rooster fuck.

Of course just because Mammon had faith in him didn't mean he wasn't picky in what he delivered.

"Can ya loop your arm like a bendy straw?"

"Uh, no."

"Then it's not good enough for you!"

Mammon practically sent Asmodeus a list of limb adjustments and upgrades that needed to be done every other week. All other times he had Fizzie trying all these different therapies, practicing with his limbs, and occasionally try doing a trick. (Not clown car driving after last time). Eventually he was mostly satisfied with the work and to celebrate "Ozzie not *HONK*-ing up" he started teaching Fizz how to play the guitar.

Cue a bit of a time skip of say 7 years.

Fizz has his hands in nearly every facet of entertainment. News, sports, cooking competitions (which he surprisingly sucked at), and of course comedy. Fizz didn't want to say it but doing so much had him tired, stressed, and anxious. He was doing this for Mammon, the person who gave him everything. He couldn't just let him down. He'd seen what happened to those that failed him. All those people who got fired for mistakes they made. He couldn't fail.

At the same time Mammon wants to get into the robot doll industry. Not sex dolls because he can't stand the thought of his (boy) brand being sold like that. Instead personal assistance robots that have all the features. It can make coffee, teach you yoga, be a parent, etc. but of course he needs the mechanical help of Asmodeus again.

Once again Fizz is taking trips to Lust to oversee the production of the robots. After 2 years of this the robots are completed (a huge financial success) and Fizz asks Mammon if he can stay with Ozzie.

Mammon is surprised but ok with it as long as he visits and does a show every now and again. Especially guest judging the Clown Pageant.

He doesn't realize Fizz and Oz have a thing until the Clown Pageant (his final one in canon)

Once it comes out, oh boy, Mammon goes full demon mode. Shit gets ugly. Mammon goes on his normal rant (minus the "raised you like the son I didn't want" part) and Fizz, unwaivering because he's seen this a million times, retorts back with all the anxiety Mammon caused. The acting and shows. How it weighed on him. How he was so scared of fucking something up and getting kicked out.

"I'd never kick you out! You're the crown jewel of my empire! My runt turned pick of the litta! I made you in my image! If I pushed you hard it was because you could be better! I raised you! You've got my training in your back pocket so I knew you could be a better clown than I ever was! All of this was for you!"

Eventually Mammon breaks down and asks why Asmodeus. He's worried about their relationship considering he's known Asmodeus since the beginning of hell.

"Why do you need to date him when you have my empire! If you need money, we have it! If you need companionship, we can buy it! If you need power we have that too! We built this empire! Your talent brought in a fortune and you've seen how to run the business! If you need your own power or your own space you can have it!"

"I'm not with him for any of those things! I know I have everything else here! But I love him Mammon! He takes care of me. He's kind, sweet, handsome, and supports me even on my roughest days. I love him."

"...he makes you feel safe?"

"Yes."

"He treats you good?"

"He treats me amazingly."

"You love him?"

"With all my heart."

"...ok."

"Ok?"

"I... Respect your decision. I'm going to make it about me but please bear with me. I know I haven't been the best at raising you. I can be overbearing. And clingy. And I pushed you to do a lot of things that were hard or uncomfortable or er... greedy. I haven't been the best influence on your life but I did my best and if I had to I'd do it all over again."

"Mam..."

"Up up up, let me finish ya little shit. You know I have a hard time letting go of things. And I was kidding myself when I thought I'd have ya forever. I forgot how fast ya implings grow up. I thought I could keep ya safe and smilin but I couldn't even do that right. The second most painful thing I experienced in my life was gettin kicked from heaven. The most was seein you in that hospital bed. I've been smotherin ya since. Yer my boy and I wanted better for ya. Thought I could protect ya if I pushed harder. Taught ya more. Did more shit with ya. But in the end you were always gonna have ta leave ta find a life of yer own.

Mammon paused, taking a familiar but heavily deflated remnant of a red horse balloon from under his hat

"I'm at least glad ya took somethin after me. Yer greedy like me and ya landed the best bachelor Hell has ta offer. I... I don't want to let ya go but... Ya need to do this. Live yer life kid, and live it better than me."

The fucking stadium was in tears (me too tbh)

Before Fizz could say anything (he was choking on his words) Mammon extended a card with his sigil on it.

"Remember I'm always here. Please... Call me if ya need me."

Fizz wrapped his robotic limbs around Mammon, bringing him in for a tight hug.

"I love you, Dad."

Mammon cried on that stage, hugging the son he always wanted.

[incarnadin3]

Obey me quotes from an incorrect quote generator pt.1

MC: We all have our demons. MC, grabbing Belphegor: This one’s mine.

Belphegor: You look good in that hoodie. MC: You know where else I'd look good? Belphegor, zero hesitation: My bed. MC, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Asmodeous: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? MC: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Asmodeous: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… MC: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Asmodeous: Holy moly-

Lucifer: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? MC: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Lucifer: Know why I called you in here? Asmodeous: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Lucifer: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?

Satan: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Lucifer: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Satan: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Lucifer: You forgot pride. Satan: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

MC: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement. MC: Update, she got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.

Asmodeous: What’s your body count? Belphegor: Do you mean sex or murder?

Lucifer: This bloodline ends with me. Asmodeous: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

Satan: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might. Lucifer: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-

Beelzebub: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses. Solomon: Elephants. Beelzebub: Blocked. Asmodeous : Camels. Beelzebub: Extra blocked. Diavolo: Donkeys. Beelzebub: Ultra blocked. MC: That dick. Beelzebub: …Followed.

[sheepthatgobaa]

A compilation of obey me as messages from my groupchat

EDIT: UHM THE PICTURES FUCKED UP SO WE EDITING SHIT NOW

bonus that isn't from the groupchat, just me thirsting over solomon

[oopsiedaisymae]

i really wish people who uwu-ified the obey me cast to the point of making them incompetent would take a minute and think about how fucking obnoxious a grown man can manage to be when he's being a pain in the ass on purpose. you wouldn't lovingly chuckle at his antics you would throw knives at him be so fuckin fr

[anintrovertedechoe]

the brothers: mammon is a scumbag

MC: kys lol don’t talk about my meow meow like that

the brothers: ??? excuse me????

MC: i said what i said.

MC: he’s my meow meow 🥺

Mammon: MC!!!!1!1!! 🥺🥺

the brothers, who did not want to hear that:

Satan, who especially did not want to hear the words meow meow and mammon in the same sentence:

[dat-1-slime]

Listen- they are my two fav characters. Silly lil au where they have parent-child relationship 🥺 👉👈 ?

[jay-s-antics]

Mammon’s first kiss

The first time MC kisses Mammon in the original timeline, he chases after them and demands more. He lets his greed take over. But the first time they try to kiss him in Nightbringer, he pulls back. It’s not like he doesn’t want to kiss them! He does, case in point, his intimacy level goes up. It’s just…that you can’t go stealing his first kiss just like that.

The Mammon we meet at the beginning of the exchange program loves to party; he has been around and he has experience. He can get adorably shy, sure, but when it’s just him and MC all alone, all farse and pretence come crashing down and his confidence and charm shine through. But by the time MC magically pops up in the would-be-council-room for a second time, Mammon has only been in the Devildom for a year. A year that he spent trapped in the Demon King’s Castle. A year he spent being shunned by the pure blooded demons who saw him as nothing more than a lowly traitor of an angel. It’s not like he had much of a chance to date during that time. Not to mention that angels are meant to love humans, but not like that. So, it’s not like he got any experience during his time as an angel either, especially because he would have been taught it was a sin.

Thus, when innocent, unexperienced Mammon finally gets a taste of freedom only to have this “demon” be so forward with him, he short-circuits a little. It doesn’t help that this is the same person that, unbeknownst to him, he is fated to love.

A love that transcends space and time. A love that starts off as a little flame, only to turn into a raging inferno in his chest every time he meets them. Whether they are an angel, a human or a demon…they will be loved. Mammon loves their very essence, one that has etched itself so deeply into his psyche that he cannot help but feel this warm sense of familiarity every time he meets this mysterious stranger. He doesn't love them yet, not by the time they try to kiss him, but he'll be damned if he doesn't feel a spark of...something!

MC is Mammon’s soulmate, which is why he takes so much pride in being their first. But now it’s their turn to be his first! And Mammon can’t help feeling bashful, elated, and likely even a little terrified. He has fallen in love with their every iteration, but they have also fallen in love with his every facet. They love him in a way that leaves him vulnerable, all of his insecurities exposed, and that's horrifying. But it's also so much better than Goldie and all the Grimm in the world. So Mammon pulls back once, but he will not do it again. He cannot do it again, because he is oh so entangled in this all consuming love.

They are soulmates, your honor.

[the-smallest-star]

//THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING, DO NOT ENCOURAGE ME TO USE MAMMON THIS IS TERRIBLE!!

[jizzlords]

ozzie's 18"0. not counting demon form. 👉👈 so.

[iriswashere]

[Treasure by Bruno Mars]

Got another song with Mammon's name written all over it

Don't have much to say other than the title is what the fandom's pretty much agreed what Mammon would call MC as their nickname

And the whole song is about how Bruno wants to treasure 'you' bc he finds you very pretty and I think that's reminds me of Mammon a little bit

[the-great-mammon-01]

Been real busy lately, kinda disappeared from all social media. But Mammon ain't gonna stay gone forever! What would all of ya even do without me?

/ooc yeah, sorry I died y'all, that's my b. will likely happen again, but hopefully for not nearly as long. Imma get to some asks now. 🙏

[arachnaemboss]

today's highlight

[ikihtoe]

wc. 0.2k genre. fluff notes. ooc mammon, obey me!

"i thought you didn't want me anymore?"

"um... that was a hyperbole," mammon strangles you from trying to get out of bed, "please, please i take it back, treasure!"

you faced him with a scowl, letting him know that was a shit move. "you got the nerves calling me that and take back your words"

"but you're nothing but my treasure," he whined giving light kisses on your back, "yer my human," another kiss, "my world", another, "and my talking Goldie, which I can't use to store money" and another.

you wanted to bury yourself six feet under for calming down and giving in to his delicate, yet rough touch. all you could think of is how stupid you are right now.

"I'm sorry, 's my apology accepted? it has to be"

you know damn well you shouldn't but given this idiot is unnaturally sweet right now. you turn your face to face him, contemplating whether or not you should say it.

his head is faced down, looking at the fingers he's gently tapping.

"ugh, you give me a headache," without another coherent thought, you dropped your weight onto mammon causing him to lie on the bed.

"usually, it's a sign that 'm forgiven"

[belphies-pillow]

Ooc/ I’ve discovered my love for the incorrect quotes generator again soooo, I’m gonna be putting the bros in there.

Each day I will ask who should be excluded from the input slots (since you can only do 6 people) and then rest will be put in. I will also do side characters (if my dumb ass remembers).

I will only do 10 quotes a day so as to not run out as quickly. And I won’t always use the max amount of characters but you guys will always get to choose who is safe from the chaos. But if I see a certain character never get put in then I will put them in myself

(These are honestly more for me to look back and laugh but I’m also not keeping them in my phone so you guys get to see them as well)

[angelsandemons]

I’m a big fan of the idea that every Deadly Sin is a fallen angel that used to embody their corresponding virtue. So I wanted to take a deep dive on how I think this works for Mammon, starting with one key quote:

“He doesn’t even do clown shit anymore.”

This was a brief, off-handed remark Asmodeus made while trying to convince Fizzarolli that Mammon was not worth his time. But I think it actually tells us everything we need to know about how Mammon got to be the way he is.

Mammon embodies the sin of greed, which means that he embodied the virtue of generosity as an angel. He was someone who went above and beyond to share his talents to spread joy and laughter wherever he went. This likely meant he was a seraphim, if a very jester-like one.

At some point, he realized that his own time and effort was something he could and perhaps should value more than he currently was. This is an important thing for any performer to learn, lest they spread themselves so thin they have no joy left to give.

Unfortunately, Mammon took this revelation to an extreme, eventually translating “value” into monetary value. In time, he likely lost his love for his art as a result (think: "it’s a job now so it’s not fun anymore" but crank it up to eleven). But he still craved the joy he used to get when sharing his talents, so he took on the task of seeking that through others who had not lost their passion for the performance. And he made sure those he took under his wing had their (monetary) value fully taken advantage of.

His greed blinded him to the inherently exploitative nature of this model, and he came to see himself as a mentor while he lived vicariously and parasitically through his protégées. He continues to seek the joy he once knew from sharing his talents by amassing more and more money, but it never quite satiates his craving. So he assumes he just needs more still.

This also explains why Mammon expected Fizzarolli to give everything at the expense of his own well-being; there was a time he expected that of himself, it's something he's internalized to a degree.

To a lesser extent, this also explains why Asmodeus never liked Mammon. Because if Mammon was generosity, that means Asmodeus was chastity, and I can think of several ways those two would butt heads. But that's a topic for another post.

[the-smallest-star]

//going over one of my doodles