#only (his) cock

[scurvyboy]

fam I have to know how ford feels about fiddlestan

i think he would be very shocked and appalled by the thought

[werepuppy-steve]

married steddie but they don't live a super lavish life. they're dirt poor, living in a small house at the end of a dead end road that they rent off one of wayne's buddies. steve's a manager at walmart along with robin. eddie's main job is welding but he also does tattooing on the side, so they host a lot of tattoo parties for their friends every other weekend.

there's music and beer and laughing. eddie always asks steve, "you want a new one, baby?" bc all of steve's tattoos have been done by eddie. he won’t let anyone else near him with a gun. eddie doesn’t give him giant ones, only ones that take up a small-ish patch of skin.

inevitably, there's always teasing from their friends. "we gotta pay for ours, how come you ain't charging him, huh?"

to which steve answers, after snagging eddie's beer from his hand and taking a swig and winking, "oh, don't worry, i'll pay him later tonight."

their friends hoot and holler at eddie's flustered grin as steve smacks a kiss to his cheek.

[strangerstilinski]

everybody hold on!!!! listen to what i have to say!!!

eddie munson wears tighty whities :)

[steelycunt]

i think what would be really important to me if i were to write a band au for anything ever is they cant be good or very successful. their gigs have got to be shitty theyre playing in welfares and half-packed student unions and community centres and villlage halls they manage to book one tour in a horrible van and its shit and the weathers shit and some people really do like them and they might get a few breaks here and there but they are not going to be rockstars it just cant be in the cards for them. chekhovs band for me if i introduce a band at the start of the thing they have to have failed and had sex with each other by the end of it

[trstalks]

Remus ‘no I wouldn’t say I’m overly jealous or possessive’ Lupin when somebody breathes too loudly near Regulus:

Regulus ‘if you touch my man I’ll kill you with a gun’ Black when fantasizing about Eiffel towering Remus with Barty or Evan:

[meownotgood]

every time I see a post talking about the hexcore's parallels to sex my brain blanks out. and I can only think of breeding kink + arcane herald viktor. the hexcore is more of a living entity than it is an object. it has its own wants, its own clear desire to consume and become stronger. and it knows what viktor wants. everything he has ever selfishly, disgustingly desired, even before enlightenment. so when viktor fuses with the hexcore, when they become of one mind — the hexcore desperately seeks to expand its reach, viktor wants to spread his influence, and in some ways, reproduce........ think about it

[omegalerc]

Please tell me you've seen this my God he looks so ejsheushek

https://x.com/sweetyoua/status/1870892887975813429?t=CJ2OQk1SsGukvNUvC71Oiw&s=19

OFCCCCCCC I HAVE!! one of the most incriminating lifechanging charles gifs ever.. now i encourage everybody to click the link and fully take in this masterpiece, but let’s focus on and appreciate these two specific frames.

[gaywarcriminals]

Shen Jiu getting called out for fetishizing trans men because he keeps posting about Yue Qingyuan's boobs on priv 

[turtlecleric]

Thinking about how absolutely huge rise Raph would get when he's older, and that it might be unsafe and/or impossible for him to actually fuck you, so he ends up finding a magical item in the Hidden City that's basically a flesh light that connects to you via a sort of portal magic and automatically adjusts his size (to match with you, like, proportionately, so that you can take it safely) but otherwise changes nothing.

Anyone else thinking totally normal thoughts tonight haha

[postazkabansiriussupremacy]

we all know sirius is emotionally stunted from his years in azkaban, so that means he’s also incredibly jealous and possessive as fuck amiright ?

sirius that meets your male coworkers at some kind of work function, and he’s SO petty and rude to them for literally no reason. it’s definitely started a couple fights between the two of you. it usually ends up with you bent over any available surface, unable to form any coherent thoughts aside from sirius and his cock rutting away balls deep inside you.

for the next couple weeks, he refuses to let you leave for work until he releases a load in your cunt. he feels a bit better knowing you’ll be feeling him dripping out of you and soaking your panties for the rest of the day

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I want to see König’s reaction if he finds out reader has nipple piercing, plzzzzzzz Salome🥹❤️

Initial reaction: shock... followed by a flushed face and a mouth hanging slightly open.

“Did it… hurt?” He asks a bit timidly, as if it’s the weather you’re discussing here.

“Like a bitch,” you confess, and after that… well.

He wants to have a lick. If there’s a piercing on both of your nipples, he’s going to have a hard time deciding which nipple he needs to give attention to the most. Somehow gets this thought in his head that you should sit on his lap and he should be inside you while he licks them… That way he can see if you clench and just how much

If you’re riding him, he stares at your breasts like it's the first time he sees a pair of tits :( the look on his face both adoring and painful. If you comment on it, he complains that they’re staring at him, not the other way around.

[dykedvonte]

Why do you think did Curly let Jimmy go before the crash? I've seen the theory Curly briefly thought about crashing too but didn't expect Jimmy to go through with it

I generally believe it was shock and a bit of denial.

It’s the sort of thing where Curly knew Jimmy enough to know he blows up at things but he never would’ve expected him to go through with something so crazy. He gives Jimmy way too much benefit. It’s just his nature and the dynamics he has with Jimmy. They have a stable relationship as friends but it’s stabilized by the unhealthy toxic aspects that keep him in it. He’s like this with Anya, taking the gun is something he really shouldn’t have kept off the record, so is Swansea’s feigned hostility toward Daisuke. He doesn’t want to get people in trouble and doesn’t want to believe anyone would cause trouble other than to themselves. He’s a very lenient man.

I think the words were hollow in his head. Said but not really meant like all the times Jimmy lashes out and says something cruel to him or others. He never means it, if he did why would he still be Curly’s friend? Curly’s head wasn’t in the right space in that moment, he just got through panicking with Anya and if the sound design is anything to go by, was panicked and preoccupied going to confront Jimmy. I mean, the flash of the warning signs before he runs back are identical to the dissociative episode of sort he has when going to talk to Jimmy to do his Psyc eval.

There is this sort of assumption in fanon that Curly was the idealic person for the job and simply failed. None of them were the idealic people to be there, it’s Curly’s entire concern with the ladder he chose. I see more interpretations of him being purposefully ignorant where I see him as just always looking the wrong way or not in a place where he can see it. There’s something different about seeing something than being told about it in the human mind. It may just be the psych student in me but Curly def has some sort of cognitive dissonance just like Jimmy but when it comes to his role as a Captain vs who he is.

They blur in his head to where if you ask him if he was acting as a Captain or a friend or himself to his crew he couldn’t answer. Not with confidence even if he did. There are many times we see that Curly himself is not in the right headspace to lead the Tulpar and that’s outside of anything with Jimmy. He’s spacey, he’s not sleeping, he’s deeply unhappy with himself and life. It’s why there’s believability he crashed the ship. Maybe the others saw it, or maybe Jimmy heard enough of it to spin it in a way that made Curly seem suicidally depressed.

So the tdlr is I think it wasn’t so much letting Jimmy go, more so not seeing the severity of what he was allowing to transpire. In his mind it’s just another one of Jimmy’s bluffs, cruel words, off words but just words. Jimmy rarely ever acts, why would he now? Maybe he’s never seen it because Jimmy hides those actions? Either way, he just never thought he’d really do it.

[shamblespirate]

[probadbatch]

Headcanon that Echo still quotes regulations from time to time but these days he just blatantly makes shit up and everyone just assumes he's for real because he says it in such a deadpan serious voice and he will shamelessly abuse this in order to get what he wants

[notfeelingthyaster]

the thing is: jaehaerys didn't deny daenerys/rhaenys claims (the great council was a scam, he was endorsing viserys) to the throne for the "good of the realm" or only because he thought women can't rule/he didn't want corlys velaryon behind the power. he did it because if a women came upon the throne before her male brother/uncle, he would bring scrutiny over his usurpation of the far better claimant aerea.

[bucksboobs]

I’m gonna be so for real: Buck has a size kink for himself. He gets off on calling his own cock big, discovering he likes other people’s big cocks just fuels the fire.