#online-retail

[n1kk11-blog]

https://www.zazzle.com/z/0dj0my51?rf=238378723538093137

Womens black sleeveless top -JUNE 19, 1865 BLACK FREEDOM ANNOUNCED US GENERAL GRANGER NO MORE SLAVERY

MUST HAVE TSHIRT

[dear-ao3]

as holiday season begins in the retail world here is your yearly reminder that if you order something with expedited or overnight shipping ESPECIALLY during black friday weekend 1. i personally hate you and you are making my life difficult and 2. there is a good chance you will not get it in time for the love of god just pick standard

[purpleweredragon]

The United States is the largest known market for trade in these unique orange-and-black bats, who are native to South and Southeast Asia. Their populations are declining, and their biggest threat is overcollection for decor. In recent years the United States has imported many hundreds of painted bats directly from the wild.  

In fact in just 12 weeks, a new study found 215 listings for painted woolly bats on Amazon, eBay, and Etsy alone. That's not OK. 

And the problem isn't new — researchers have been raising conservation concerns about the hunting and sale of taxidermy bats as decor for almost a decade. Painted bats are especially vulnerable to collection because they only have one baby bat at a time, so they'll have trouble bouncing back once populations are even more depleted. 

[went-out]

Fanart for Retail Therapy by Hocus on AO3... Or inspired by it?  

for @friendshipgun 

[zerothisnero]

Ummm just a complication of “NeNe’s Store of Retail Wonders” stuff ig

[gloriousmonsters]

picturing Velvette huddled up on a Hell doorstep 2 hours after she arrived making a list of possible ways to get some power as quickly as possible on a bloodstained cellphone she took off a corpse and it's like

create startup, get aqui-hired

become first hellfluencer

sugar daddy?

startup + collab with a celebrity for more attention

celebrity boyfriend?

become already powerful couple's third, profit

actually find people to work with who respect and value my skills and me as a person <- this one is a joke

and then a year later she's in bed, awake after vox and val have nodded off for once, looking at mockups of the Vee tower design on her phone, and brings up the old list for just a minute to cross everything else out and write in 'all of the above???'

[sweetfirebird]

Piotr Russell has resigned himself to loneliness, because ordinary humans can’t know what he is, and other witches are intimidated by his abilities. Generations of Russells have lived and died with only their familiars at their side. The presence of a friendly familiar is enough to keep even the loneliest witch sane, and yet Piotr deliberately hasn’t chosen one. He forces himself to keep busy instead, but the emptiness of his house haunts him even more the spirit of Great-Great-Aunt Elysia in the parlor. With Samhain and Halloween approaching, he’ll have much to do, and knowing that, his concerned coven seizes the chance to intervene and sends help to his door in the form of Bartleby Dorchester.

The rarest of rare jewels, Bartleby is a human familiar: a witch with no magic of his own, and a desire to find a strong witch to help and serve. In particular, he desires to help and serve Piotr, and everything in Piotr wants to let him. Bartleby was meant to be his familiar; Piotr knows it as surely as he knows when it will rain or when the apples in his garden will ripen. But what Piotr wants from Bartleby, all he’s ever wanted, is for Bartleby to love him, something he thinks is impossible.

Russells live and die unloved, and he won’t allow Bartleby to feel obligated to spend his life with him as his familiar if he could be happy in love with someone else. But Samhain is a time for change, when walls come down and borders grow thin, and Bartleby isn’t going to waste what might be his last chance to convince Piotr that they were meant to be. He might have no magic, but love is a power all its own.

aka extremely autumnal cheesy romance featuring so many pumpkins, black cats, a sassy raven, cider, and p i n i n g.

A Little Familiar, in ebook and audio

smashwords

the 'zon

[hopppyscotch]

sorry I've not been active as much I think I'm experiencing burnout + my brain is so foggy I can't remember much n I keep forgetting to even open tumblr I want to be active again but I'm so exhausted I miss drawing but I've got the worst art block? or somethin rn everytime I pick up my tablet or sketchbook I just have no energy or motivation :(((( but! I'll be back at some point :3 [friendz n mutualz hi ily <3 /pl]

[kamil-a]

i do have a doodle that got so big someone redrew it and put it on redbubble On My Post and im not even mad i think its hysterical. One day ill buy one

[son1c]

What’s scalpers? Is it a new idw character? I haven’t read the most recent one

god i wish i was you

[mashpotatoyeti]

The 15 year anniversary Jellie Cat!! 👑🐱

[n1kk11-blog]

NO MORE

https://www.zazzle.com/z/aye4mixp?rf=238378723538093137

Hi friends, ON SALE

[trexalicious]

The tipping culture is so far out of control! The Amazon vendor I'm considering ordering a product from asks for a tip! WTAF!?! 🤬 A 20% tip on an online retail order...

[subjxctseventeen]

i'm going to lose my entire goddamned shit

did any real people actually get a thermos? i'd be shocked at this point lol

[mxrtified777]

please read the summary and reviews for this cologne. It's hilarious

(some of my favorite summaries below the cut)