#onelines

[disproportionatelysculpting]

why are you breathing like this? Cause I am so tired (or sick or gonna breakdown or on verge to crack open?) so about my wounds? yeah, its healing, I guess- (I keeping picking on it) if it matters even,

[lamaery]

It's alright Dalinar, babe, he got this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- image description: A loosely scribbled and coloured comic page with several panels in four rows of the scene in Words of Radiance in which Kaladin joins the duel in the arena. The background in the panels is painetd very patchily implying the seats of the arena with half roofs offering shadow from the sun above. The first row has two panels, on the left we see an agitaed Dalinar, in his blue uniform with gold and white trimmings, as he leans forward, hands on the wall of the dueling pit in front of him, calling out "What happened to us?", "Where is our honor?". A smaller speechbubble to the side contains the words "Honor is dead". The panel to the right depicts Dalinar looking to the side to see who gave that cynical commentary. Kaladin stands there not far behind him, also in captain's uniform holding his spear and looking very grim. The next row has two smaller and on medium sized panel, they all show Kaladin from the side in profile – as Dalinar would see him. He inhales like he is fortifying himself for what comes next. On the exhale he looks down into the arena with mix of resignation and determination and utters the words "But I'll see what I can do." The speechbubble for it is already in the next panel, in which Kaladin is gazing towards us with a mournful expression as he says "If this goes poorly, take care of my men."

The third and fourth row are both each one long horizontal panel. The third row shows Kaladin as he vaults himself over the wall in the foreground. Dalinar stares at him seeming very shocked. The panel in the last row is a top down view into the arena. Kaladin stands in front of six people, four of them Shardbearers in full plate all now turning towards him. On the far left is Relis in his black plate holding a big shardblade. Adolin kneels next to him in the sand of the arena holding his broken shoulder. To his right stand Elis with a shardhammer in a grey plate, then Adrobar in a orange one with a blade. Further to the right is Jakamav in his green plate and the king's blade, Renarin standing blade- and plateless next to him.

[asharaks]

not to sound like a redditor but this game having incredibly laboured and poorly integrated gender politics while perpetuating the series' unbelievable racism is. woof

[pratchettquotes]

Many people who had come to know Rincewind had come to treat him as a sort of two-legged miner's canary and tended to assume that if Rincewind was still upright and not actually running then some hope remained.

Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

[caemidraws]

:･⚔ ||| P E T T I R O S S I : Chapter 01 ||| ⚔･:

P E T T I R O S S I : Chapter 01

[fantasy/horror webcomic written by @jonesylium, illustrated by me]

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[Masterpost]

[deity-prompts]

Enemies-to-Lovers Generator

Dynamic:

Coworkers

Classmates

Use the same mode of public transport

Rivals

Best friends’ ex’s

Neighbours

Roommates

Shop worker and frequent shopper

Teammates

One has hired the other for a freelance job

Why they hate each other:

They don’t, they’re just in denial about being attracted to each other.

A received an honour (promotion, award, etc.) that B believes they themself deserved.

A has habits that really annoy B.

A terrible first impression.

Something specific to their dynamic.

What forces them together:

They make a mutually beneficial agreement.

A wild misunderstanding.

They need to fake date.

A disaster (natural or otherwise).

They make a bet and are eager to settle it.

They team up against someone / something they mutually hate.

A gets injured and B helps them.

A needs help for a project that B is an expert on.

They get trapped in a space together.

They’re involved in the same wedding party.

Dialogue prompt:

“Stop mocking me.” “sToP mOcKiNg mE.”

“You consider us enemies? Really?”

“I know you’re trying to insult me but it doesn’t work if you keep calling me hot.”

“I will never be your friend.”

“I can’t argue with you when I’m this . . .” “What? Turned on?”

“I know I’m smiling but I’m this close to punching you.”

“Look past your hatred and see me for me.”

“Everyone thinks we still hate each other, might as well take advantage of it.”

“Can you ever forgive me?” “I forgave you the second you walked through the door.”

“I know where you live and I own gasoline, remember that.”

Also see:

First date generator

Enemies to lovers masterlist

Prompts masterlist

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

DICK OUT HEART FULL LET'S GET KELMPY

[a-cat-in-toffee]

some rizes i drew watching episode 15

[1nn32dem0n5]

love makes us weird. heartbreak makes us empty. we are only ourselves alone.

[0nelinerwordplay]

Growing old is like climbing a mountain - the higher you get, the more you realize you should quit climbing mountains.

[moon-song-and-star]

WOAH BABES HOLD UP THE FUCKIN SHADE

"I got a photo with piers Morgan the other week"

"Sorry to hear that"

SORRY TO HEAR THAT?! DR JONK WATSON MD MY FUCKING LOVE DARLING. THE SNARK, THE SARCASM

UNPARALLELED LEVELS OF SHADE

[plsingly]

this is one of my favourite things i've written and how unrelatable my closing line has become

[keepthedelta]

actually might go and rewatch baku 2016

[pratchettquotes]

They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a man's mind wonderfully; unfortunately, what the mind inevitably concentrates on is that, in the morning, it will be in a body that is going to be hanged.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

[roguexpogue]

@inbeautifulruins gets a rando holiday oneliner

"Topper your girlfriend, wooooof"

[deity-prompts]

Hey Deity do you have some prompts on forced proximity?

Forced proximity is my niche and I’m always happy to fill it.

Reasons For Your Characters to Be In Close Proximity [3/3]

A’s barely-holding-it-together car keeps breaking down and B is the only mechanic who’s willing to keep fixing it.

A and B carpool with their mutual friend and always end up in the backseat together.

A is the choreographer for the show B is in and B just can’t get the steps right so A has to keep taking them aside for private practises.

A keeps getting hired to fix B’s falling apart apartment.

A brings regular deliveries to B’s workplace.

A holds weekly screenings of their favourite niche TV show and B is being dragged along by their friend C.

A is a performer and B is their makeup artist.

A stays up late studying/working in a library when B is the night shift worker.

A is a spy who keeps breaking their gadgets that an exasperated B has to keep replacing.

A is editing B’s book and keeps producing picky notes and changes.

Also see:

Reasons For Your Characters To Be In Close Proximity [1/3]

Reasons For College Students To Be In Close Proximity [2/3]

Prompts Masterlist