#one was plain one was chocolate :)

[chowowed]

Apparently the serving size for hummus is two tablespoons and NOT two whole containers. And yet

[skunkes]

I got those expensive ass cookies from that local vendor event yesterday and im going to be honest wit you...they were Good but not worth the price good, they were soft in the middle which i love but they really tasted like Dough and Ingredients... like i could Taste and Feel a Hint of Flour throughout eating them. Ykwim. BUT ALSO. im craving more of them so bad now.

[polygonate]

if you melt chocolate into your chai does that make it a grimy-chai (like a dirty chai but no coffee) or a spiced hot chocolate

[tempests-bards-and-birds]

google search: mint ice cream recipe

result 1: Homemade Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

result 2: Easy Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Recipe

result 3: Mint Chocolate Chunk Ice Cream

result 4: How to Make Mint Ice Cream with an Ice Cream Maker

result 5: The Best Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

[mymelodyisme]

Helloooo farmer friends!! So last night my friend @pavusprince mentioned how she doesn’t understand the toothpaste mint chocolate chip ice cream comparison and that got me thinking!! Let’s talk about food!!

Does your farmer like mint chocolate ice cream? Does it taste like toothpaste? Are they neutral, or do they hate it?

During the summer does your farmer visit Alex’s ice cream stand? What flavor/treat do they buy? What’s their least favorite flavor?

What is one treat your farmer will ALWAYS have in their home? Is it healthy or unhealthy?

If your farmer was a snack item what would they be? (It cannot be a food that could be eaten like a meal, but it may be a dessert) Here’s some examples: chips, cookies, M&ms, Twinkies, crackers, bubblegum, lollipops, etc

What’s your farmer’s comfort food, favorite meal, and least favorite meal?

What’s something they will NEVER eat?

What do they cook if they know they will have a guest over?

If the town’s potluck didn’t matter so much, what ingredient would they take? And what food would they put at an event table if you had to bring something?

Finally, if your farmer was real, what would YOU give them to eat.

[caterpillarinacave]

y’all I just got the MOTHERLOAD of all pastries

[sapphicautistic]

they should make little treats identical to unreal brand peanut butter cups but with chewy caramel or something in the center instead of peanut butter

i really like the texture/shape/consistency of the chocolate in peanut butter cups but i do not really care for peanut butter and i can't be alone in this

honestly food manufacturers should be way more interested in texture (i say as a texture obsessed autistic person)

[medicinemane]

Sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy

You have... very very very very very very very very smart people you know, and they're say something that not only isn't true, but literally is as opposite of the truth as it's possible to be... and you'll... gently inform them "hey, it's actually a bit more like this" and then they just kinda... go on saying literally the exact same thing

I'm not sure if it's just that... I often feel like I must be very bad at communicating, or people must just not notice/ignore a lot of what I say, but... I don't know

Like dearest friend, you've said something as absurd as... I don't know, it's hard to say without saying it, but honest to god about as absurd as saying the United States was a part of the USSR, that level of completely getting it backwards

...and it just doesn't seem to matter when I try to explain it... I legit don't even know if you read what I said

Really end up feeling like I'm going nuts sometimes

[tteokdoroki]

im going to make tea and have biscuits

[icewindandboringhorror]

It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...

[oceanreveuse]

mother (me) made a cheesecake tonight yippee yahoo here’s a photo of it before it was put in the fridge

[theangel-aziraphale]

Here's a plate of biscuits that will turn you into... A happier version of yourself because you've now had biscuits. They're normal. (The only magic ingredient is a ton of sugar✨️)

- 🫛🪶🐡

*He actually pays attention to the clause this time and is incredibly pleased to have done so. Eating biscuits left out for him has landed him in hot doodoo in the past after all.*

Thank Pea-Feather-Pufferfish. I really am feeling much happier!

[zed-the-buggy]

if yall think vanilla is plain.

i work at ice cream and currently we have a bucket of chocolate chip without chips in it. so it is quite literally just. plain ice cream. so imagine vanilla but with no vanilla. imagine plain milk but cold and sweet. imagine zero real taste and zero anything of real substance past a weirdly grainy scoop of bluh.

That. is plain ice cream.

That. is larrys favorite flavor.

[alien-enjoyer]

ah fuck i forgot about inbox trick or treating shitshitshit ahhhhhh uhm here. honesty system this is all ive got take ONE only you have a ten second time limit to choose one if you get one you dont like TOO BAD

[miabrown007]

Tumblr's Crowdsourced Banana Bread

Rating: 9/10 — Very moist, very delicious, tastes like banana (compliment). Easy to make, received positive reviews from the whole family (e.g.: OMG Mia, you're baking!!, Wow, this is much better than the previous two recipes with bananas you tried!) Difficulty: 2/5 Stats: -10 hunger, + 2 cooking, + 5 agency

[bakedbakermom]

do you know how many years it's been since i had my favorite donut NO ONE makes a chocolate old fashioned anymore