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Got inspired by this post n made a new troll oc! Hope she has your vote this election ^w^

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If a felon is president, every felon needs to be able to vote immediately from this moment forward

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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One hand blogging the other strokin that thang 💯💯

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i miss the old boulder. todays boulder is unsightly and horrible to push. nothing like back in the day

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what if biden just drone strikes trump and then fakes dementia when confronted about it

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Lies I have told children ages 7-9

I am five billion years old

My name is Snuffalufagus Bartholomew Von Maximus the Third

I'm in Kindergarten because after college they make you start again all the way back in the beginning.

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it's just, like, fucking whatever, man, you know?

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock

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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

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Taking the kids trick or treating in the fun neighborhood this year!