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The girl dinner trend should have been about lavish meals fit for a Queen. Girls, eat more. Eat to your heart's content

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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why are so many irrelevant posts marked mature??? i feel like ive seen three cat videos marked mature in two days

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Human Pet Guy is actually just a natural extreme in the evolution of a fetish porn author b/c it's a very well know fact that if you write a lot of fetish porn, you will inevitably end up writing a story that is basically "Fetish World: the World where everyone does my Fetish" and that's all fun and games but if you're a huge nerd (likely) you'll probably end up asking yourself how Fetish World could even be possible when obviously it would be impossible in the current sociopolitical order so now you're walking through all the political and economic changes that would be possible to enable Fetish World and before you know it you've spent way more time on worldbuilding than you have on writing the actual porn. Cybersmith simply takes this one step further. He thought through all the steps needed to make Fetish World possible and then decided those steps made enough sense that he would go out of his way to advocate for the creation of Fetish World in real life which is, and I really cannot emphasize this enough, completely fucking insane. It's such a funny concept honestly like imagine if someone read a bunch of Omegaverse fanfic and then went on Shark Tank to pitch them on bioengineering men who can get ass pregnant

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my one defence against scammers is that I’m stupid. this person called pretending to be my internet provider, and asked who I use for my phone, and I was like “I dunno.” and they were like, you don’t know? how do do you pay bills every month? and I was like “my phone still works so I guess it’s auto??” and then they tried to get me to open apps on my phone and I was like “I don’t have those apps. I dunno.” then after trying to convince me that I did have the apps for a couple minutes they hung up in a frustrated rage. course then I realized that I DID have the apps. and that the apps showed someone trying to log into my email and requesting confirmation. and then I was like ohhhhhh…….a scammer……woaw

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WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

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