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fishy--friend · 2 months
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im almost at 70 followers, just 2 more to go!
firstly holy shit thank you so much. my goal was to get to 52 (my og follower count) and then make an animatic. however uh- you guys blew that WAY out of the water now...!
SO: as a way to reuinite my old followers and welcome in the new, reminisce on old memories and make some new ones,
i want your 100% honest opinion on this. im so... unexplainably happy that i can just say things and people care. i might not be the biggest blog, or have super underrated art, or be able to write masterpieces of stories, but... im here. and just being able to say that i got 16 followers over my original goal than before, that ive achieved that in under 3 months??? im shell shocked. just... thank you.
thank you @cryptic-platypus, for being one of my first mutuals. thank you @dipperpines-kin for motivating me at my lowest. thank you @astralphobia for inspiring my art and helping me keep being here. thank you @sarosthewizarddude for keeping in silent touch. and finally, thank you. thank you for taking your time and liking my posts. for reblogging my art. hell, even looking without ever interacting, for giving me asks and answering mine. thank you. im so happy to be alive right now.
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169 posts created (5%)
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I tagged 2,669 of my posts in 2022
Only 17% of my posts had no tags
#art - 444 posts
#animals - 243 posts
#kitty tag - 185 posts
#fave - 168 posts
#battie tag - 162 posts
#me post - 142 posts
#clothes - 133 posts
#dwd - 79 posts
#jewelry - 70 posts
#looney tune - 53 posts
Longest Tag: 137 characters
#i think i was the one like actually making the art like they were giving away a character and they were gonna give it to the person who's
My Top Posts in 2022:
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all gnc men snore like snork mimimimi
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hi um this may be kinda a strange post but like. I have got to say something cause this is Not okay to just let it be happening. I bring it up specifically in the Animaniacs/PATB fan groups bc that's where I've noticed its most rampant but some of you adults don't know when and where things are appropriate, and are absolutely atrocious at keeping younger people safe. I understand there's gonna be an older audience due to the shows age but like. there's always gonna be new fans. not everything is for adults only, especially a damn children's show. I see too many 16 and under people interacting w adults here, while not inherently bad, its getting too a point where most adults are TOO comfortable with it. no one needs to be encouraging a 15 yr old to tag them in their pinky suavo thirst drawings, or their weird child angst or what ever, no one needs to be displaying that kind of stuff everywhere publicly any way, no matter what age. I understand needing outlets for....things but keep that in appropriate friend groups. im not saying cut out every adult ever, but be careful and set your boundaries.
and you the grown ass adults, you ALSO need to set boundaries. I know im gonna get too many "but im shy/a people pleaser!" from both groups, but its the only way to guarantee any healthy interactions.
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willy good shit Wednesday
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I posted 1,548 times in 2022
That's 1,454 more posts than 2021!
270 posts created (17%)
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I tagged 1,543 of my posts in 2022
#alt reblogs - 1,222 posts
#alt rambles - 244 posts
#scp - 117 posts
#dr bright - 91 posts
#art goals - 89 posts
#tips - 86 posts
#stardew valley - 70 posts
#aesthetic - 67 posts
#alt draws - 63 posts
#jack bright - 61 posts
Longest Tag: 134 characters
#and your colleagues are watching you losing braincells and me having the time of my life shaking the bells on my bastardly clown shoes
My Top Posts in 2022:
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EVERYONE WAKE THE FUCK UP I FOUND A NEW JACK BRIGHT VARIATION AND I'M GOING FUCKING FERAL
The Bellaverse Canon has Bright as a fucking GOD and their name is Abirt and they literally judge the sinners who died I'm fucking losing it oh my god-
SCP Pantheon real I'm fucking- holy shit- I can't believe this-
We have so many canon variations of Bright now we have Monke Bright, Fish Bright, Flesh Pit Bright, Flower Bright anD NOW A LITERAL DEITY BRIGHT
BOI-
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20 Random Personnel HCs no one asked for but I'm giving it here anyway because why not.
I'm bored and I want to think about the clowns. I also want to talk about the clowns.
Glass doesn't like it when he comes to work and sees something wearing the same shirt as he is. That being said, he keeps a few extra sweaters in his office to change into when someone does wear the same shirt as him
Bright has a collection of different types and designs of canes. She invests in it a lot because it's the one familiar thing- aside from 963 which she actively hates, in her body hopping problem. Her favourite is the hotpink offset cane with spikes.
Kondraki carries condiment packets in his pockets all the time. No one knows why. No one sees him restock it. He just always have it. "That bastard Clef always need them," is his answer everytime he's asked.
Gears carries an antique watch in his pocket. You can see the chain from his labcoat. He wants to give it to Alison one day.
Yoric also has a pocket watch given by Jack. It doesn't work anymore but he still keep it on him at all times. Says it's his lucky charm.
Jack completely disowned Yoric's parents. They're no longer part of the official Bright family tree too. Most the family shuns them. They're wary of Yoric most the time because of that.
The pocket watches were definitely matching for Gears and Jack as a sign of their friendship. It's also viewed as an heirloom.
Yoric can play the guitar and sing. He's also knows how to tap dance. No one knows where he learned it or when.
Clef's hawaiian shirt are all special and unique. Some even had extra stuff added to it- much like Mabel's sweaters from Gravity Falls. He definitely has one hawaiian shirt with led-lights sewn into the pattern.
In case of a blackout, Clef is a really good glowstick/source of light because for some reason all his shirts glow in the dark.
Diogenes definitely has tampons and pads at their desk/bag/pocket at all times and will whip them out when someone starts bleeding (not from injury).
Diogenes and Lament are pretty close and they have lunch a lot together to bitch about stuff and gossip. They're also drinking buddies. Also, they're up to date with the latest workplace drama and tea.
Iceberg met Lament once and they had an office chair race down the hallway. There was a really big betting pool on who would win. Jack was the one who started it.
Cimmerian hates store-bought butter and makes his own butter. Yes, it's more expensive. No, he doesn't care.
Finding Iceberg in summer clothing is very common during the winter months as he does not get cold. Hot Girl Summer got delayed. It's Depressing Incel Winter for Iceberg. Also he wears crop tops. I will not change my mind
Jack and Gears are childhood friends. Gears is almost as old as Jack is- if not perhaps a year or two older.
Jack is surprisingly a good cook. In fact, she enjoys cooking a lot. It's one of the things that they like to do to shift their focus away from depressing thoughts.
No one really notices but Gears' love language is feeding people. If he likes you, he buys you lunch and brings you snacks a lot.
Glass definitely once tried baking pot brownies. He says it's for the science but it was actually beacuse he lost a bet with Jack and Clef and had to bake it for them.
Clef smokes weed and definitely has a stash in his office, car and home. Kondraki joined him once. Never again.
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SCP memes because I can. And also because I was given the idea.
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Without looking back how would you know how to look forward? Yes I know your old things can be cringe, but it's where you begun as an artist, it's important to preserve that.
mrrrmmm......but it ugly
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The Perfect Place (18+)
FO!Poe Dameron x FO!ex-Rebel!F!Reader
Content : smut, nudity, voyeurism, public sex, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, fluff.
Summary: Poe brings his girlfriend to a property thanks to a few days off from duty, and the Stormtroopers supposed to assure the couple safety get a bit curious when the couple bathes in hot springs.
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Finally free from your stinky and sweaty outfit you sit in the spring, enjoying the sunlight drawing patterns on your skin, helped by the moving branches and leaves so high above your head. The clear and warm water provides you some comfort after such a long day spent in the middle of oil, fuel, and dirt.
Alone, you watch the splendid green environment below this steep mountain hosting your troglodyte house. You are tempted to jump into the lake below just like the waterfall does in this hypnotizing danse, but you feel too good here to move. Lazy too.
Thanks to his well-payed job in the First Order, your lover managed to get access to this luxurious remote place and invited you. It's not everyday that a gifted pilot admits actual feelings for a mere mechanic like you but your Poe is different. Not in a "he is charming and funny so he is a nice guy" way, but more in a "he is reliable, honest, and caring" way.
"You were quick to drop your clothes off."
Below the surface level you clench your toes gently when you see Poe's feet in the corner of your eyes, solidly planted on the rocky ground surrounding the spring. Bare skin up to his knees, then as you turn around to look up at him you raise an eyebrow at his hardening flesh exposed to your eyes and the sunlight.
"Are you daring to comment on my nudity when you don't even try to hide yours ?"
"You love it when I compliment you honey."
You grimace when he tries to poke your cheek with his toes but laugh it off. He's always playful when feeling horny, i.e 70% of the time you spend together in this house.
"I do love it. Now come down there." You whine as you stand up with water arriving to your knees.
Even in this position your head only reaches his chest, giving you a beautiful view other than the immense prairie beneath. Now that he doesn't need to look as neat as usual he lets his stubble grown and cover his sharp jaws to surround this sly grin. His dark curls are slightly longer than what you got accustomed to, taking wilder angles where he runs his hands from time to time. His hands are firmly set on his hips still covered in the few hickeys you left yesterday leading to his cock throbbing as it reaches his toned belly that got slightly fatter after a few delicious meals lately.
"I'd sure go down on you little one." He purrs before walking towards you.
Poe is a handsome man and you are glad to let him step into that spring, his arms snaking around you gently as you press yourself against his chest, staring at him lovingly.
"Thank you again for finding this place. I could spend my life here." You whisper against his lips before kissing him.
"Anything for my girl." He mumbles before kissing you back. "Not afraid of them seeing you naked ?"
"Why would I ? I know they feel grateful of seeing me like this." You chuckle.
The Stormtroopers assigned to your security are not supposed to have access to this area to guarantee you some privacy, but you are pretty sure your lover is not the only one admiring a naked woman taking a relaxing bath. He loves your perked nipples on your fully exposed breasts, and you are sure that the few white dots from behind the trees appreciate it as well.
"Is that a rebel thing to like doing immoral stuff right under our nose ?" He questions you with a seductive gaze.
"I can't get rid off my old habits like that Poe you know it."
You pull him to a spot where you can face the valley, his eyes never letting you go as well as his arm around your hips. Then you sit down, enjoying the view, the blue sky and the trail of sloppy kisses on your neck making you moan. He snorts at the cracking sound coming from a tree but doesn't stop, now plunging one of his skilled hands underwater to caress your hip.
"I know what you want," you whisper, "take them."
"I want you my little Rebel," he purrs.
"I am no longer one Poe." You reply as you arch your back to attract his gaze to your breasts.
You laugh loudly as he pulls you to him brutally, making you straddle him with your arm around his neck to keep your balance. His hands rub your thighs and buttocks roughly, contrasting with the loving gaze he offers you.
"I loved our game from last time."
A quick glance towards the trees confirms the presence of at least one curious pair of eyes. That Stormtrooper is well hidden but the pine movements betray him. Between this and the warm cock starting to rub against your entrance and asscheeks, you don't know what to choose.
Instead of hiding you make your breasts more obvious as you take a more comfortable position, looking down at your officer that starts to kiss your throat, his hands now pinching your nipples.
"So am I going to be your poor desperate Rebel begging the hot First Order pilot that just saved her ?" You mumble as you grind against his shaft.
"No, a beautiful Rebel I saw bathing naked and that lets me take her."
The warm mouth and wet tongue are not long to take your left nipple in their grasp, his hands brushing your bare back up and down. Poe loves to touch your breasts, to sleep on them too, or just to watch them. He says he finds it satisfying to see yours, but that he doesn't know why, maybe their color, shape, the flesh swollen under your nightgown.
You barely have the time to grind back with his tip pressed against your swollen clit that he scoffs, managing to penetrate you with one long thrust underwater making you jolt as your walls swallow him.
"Kriff Poe, you're big you know that." You scold him with a moan as yours lower lips now rub against his balls. "Tell me before doing that."
"Sorry ma'am." He sighs as he rests his arms on the edge to watch your breasts with a boyish grin. "You just got the right to ride your First Order officer as a revenge. Ride him good, he deserves to get put back at his place."
The pilot hums in approval when you tighten your inside grip around him, his lustful eyes defying you as he nibbles his bottom lip.
"I thought you wanted to be the officer taking that poor little Rebel." You taunt him with a few gentle hip thrusts.
"I'd love that but I offer her her revenge. I'm generous you know."
Another branch cracks as you moan loudly, this time from behind another tree. Poe thrusts up when you cup his head with your hands to kiss him, muffling his moan.
"Didn't know you were that lazy." You whisper as you keep him deep inside you. "Where is my favorite pilot at ? Wasn't it romantic enough for you ?"
"Lie down." He says breathlessly with a gaze full of promise.
Poe and you... it's complicated. You met for the first time in similar circumstances, you bathing in a lake with your rebel outfit half on when you were waiting for the rescue team to detect your presence, and him finding you like that. There was something electric in the air as this fully clothed First Order pilot was staring at you with his helmet still on when you had no weapon.
Instead of panicking you turned this to your advantage, exposing your skin to him proudly when he asked you to join him if you wanted to live. Fortunately he respected his part of the deal by taking you right there without telling anything or anyone about your existence. You were already moaning loudly and begging for more when he took his helmet off, his handsome face revealed shamelessly as he pinned you to the ground.
This was how you got to accomplish your most taboo fantasy, and meet your lover whose you crossed the path several times. You didn't exactly betray a cause you believed in, after all the only thing that bounded you to the Resistance was your pay.
And now you get the chance of being completely free. Free to get fucked hard by this same man pining you down to the ground firmly, your back against the flat rocks as he looks down at your breasts bouncing under his thrusts. You like being seen as a whore by his men, you are not stupid enough not to know what they think of you. They must feel so aroused by watching your legs grabbing his hips as he grinds lovingly, his half-closed eyes directed to yours. They see you as some hole because they have no idea how tender Poe is in the warmth of your bed. They don't know what it feels like to be loved. They don't know how great it is to let your lover kiss you passionately, to play one of his sensual games for hours before getting to the most serious part, to feel your muscles finally relaxing after such powerful climaxes.
"I love you baby." He whispers against your ear breathlessly during his erratic hips thrusts. "I love you so much."
You take his hand and hold it tight as your eyes roll back, forgetting about anything else not linked to him as you welcome this familiar and delightful sensation you got addicted to with him.
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Could I have 13 and 70 from the smut list with King Arthur?
A/N: Yes, yes, you can. :D Also took some inspiration from the live-action Cinderella movie. Thank you for reading, reblogging, commenting, and liking. 
Pairing: King Arthur x F! Reader 
Warnings: 18 + only for smut, p in v 
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Prompts: “Your parents would be royally disappointed if they saw what you have on right now. Even more disappointed at what I’m thinking about doing to you.”& “I know all of your weaknesses.”
You fidgeted in your pretty gown for the eighth time in the last ten minutes, and your mother was less than pleased. “Stop moving, ungrateful child, this is your chance to impress the King! A chance for us to rise among the nobles!” she hisses at you, pulling your shoulders back. A ball in King Arthur’s court, wearing a corset that did little to help in the way of breathing, and your overbearing mother is breathing down your neck. Your sister beside you covered her giggles with a cough as you rolled your eyes. 
“Oh, Lady Charlotte!” Mother smiles and thankfully leaves you for a moment alone. You take a deep breath and lower your shoulders, eyes scanning the room for exits. 
“She will catch you, you know,” your sister giggles again, “and drag you right back.” 
“I feel more like a prized bird on display than a woman,” you scoff, “does she honestly believe that the King is going to look at me in this ridiculous get-up and fall madly in love? We are peasants; how did we even get invited to this?  Besides, I haven’t even seen this King before; what if he’s some hideous brute? Maybe that’s why they haven’t commissioned any portraits of him.” 
“I’ve heard he’s quite handsome and young.” 
“The average life span of a person is only fifty or so years, so how young can he be, twelve?” you groan at seeing the large plume of your mother’s hat coming back your way. “I need to get out of here before mother sells me to the highest coin.” 
“Quickly then,” she shoos, “I know why you don’t want to meet the King; he’ll never compare with your handsome stranger.” She grins mischievously at you, and you hold your breath waiting for the fallout. 
“How did you know about that?” 
“Sister, darling, you are not very good at hiding your feelings.” You glare at her, and she giggles, “I also saw the two of you by the creek when I was out fetching berries last week. He’s quite handsome.” 
“There you are!” Mother returns and puts her hands on your shoulders, pretending to show affection. “The King is coming,” she whispers with a grin and moves to stand between the two of you. You look over at your sister and give her your best pleading face, mouthing the words, ‘please don’t tell’ she smiles and nods with a wordless ‘promise.’ 
The trumpets sound loud, and a man stands forward to announce the King. People sitting rise to their feet, girls around you giggle like children, several pushing up their chests, biting their lips, or pinching their cheeks for some extra color. You stand there with a lump in your throat, trying to swallow around it. 
When the King makes his entrance, the crown glistening off the top of his head, your mouth slowly falls open on a gasp. “Art?” you whisper, your mother shushing you; you can feel your sister’s eyes burn into the side of your face. Everyone around you bows and curtsies low in honor, but your body has frozen, your limbs no longer working. 
“Curtsy,” your mother grabs your hand and pulls you down with a hiss, and you gasp, nearly falling to the floor with force. The noise draws his attention, and when the crowd rises, his eyes are staring intensely into yours. Those eyes you love, Art the apprentice, is the King of England. “He’s staring at you,” you can hear the glee in your mother’s voice, but all you feel is dread. 
The music begins to play, and several Lord’s come up to him showing their offspring off like a cow at the market. And for a moment, his eyes leave yours, and you bolt. “Where are you going?” your mother moves to grab you, but your sister intervenes; God bless her. You walk as quickly as your skirts will allow towards the door to the gardens, and when you are on the threshold, an arm comes out to stop you. 
“Wait, milady,” you freeze, half wanting to rip your arm from his grasp and slap him across the face for his misdirection, the other half wanting to turn and get lost in the deep blue of his eyes. “My love,” he whispers only for you to hear, “let me explain.” The second half wins, and you turn slowly, noticing the entire ballroom is watching the scene with rapt interest. His eyes, as blue as the sky reflecting off the sea, have you unraveling before him. “Dance with me?” he straightens to his full height, letting go of your arm and holding out a hand, “please.” 
Your hand trembles as you bring it up and place it in his. The warmth that is usually so comforting seems to set your skin ablaze as you follow him to the middle of the ballroom. The music is slow, and you follow the steps with him in a carefully orchestrated dance. “Talk,” you whisper, “why did you lie to me?” 
“I didn’t lie,” he grins, “not exactly; I am still learning my trade, just like an apprentice.” 
You know all the eyes are on you, and you smile when he gives you a turn, stepping hard on his foot when you come around. He grunts but doesn’t stop the dance, continuing each step. “That wasn’t very nice,” he smiles and says under his breath. “Did you forget love? I know all your weaknesses.” His words light the fire in your belly, and you see the mischief in his eyes as the dance comes to a close. 
“Would you join me for a stroll in the gardens, Milady?” he asks loud enough for everyone to hear. 
“Your Majesty?” Sir Bedivere strides over quickly, “there are many ladies who wish to dance with you, my King; you wouldn’t want to insult them.” 
“I need to make sure to give each of the ladies my adequate attention. Isn’t that what you told me, Sir Bedivere?” he grins as the other man nods with a thin line of his lips. “I won’t be alone, don’t worry, Sir Tristan will be my guard.” He looks over at the Knight, who has several ladies of his own to tend to, who nods with great reluctance. “See?” he claps the older man on the shoulder and offers you his elbow. “Milady?” 
You don’t have much choice, taking his elbow and following him over the threshold and into the gardens. Sir Tristan follows several steps behind, and you walk into the sprawling greenery. When you are about halfway in, he turns with a whistle, “Oi, Wet Stick, bugger off for a bit; we need to have a chat.” 
“You know this bird, boss?” he asks with a raise of his brow. 
“Yeah, she’s the one I asked you to bring the invitation to,” you look up at him, alarmed. 
“You invited us? Well, aren’t you just full of surprises,” you huff and walk further into the orchard part of the gardens, far from the prying eyes of the partygoers. 
“Shit,” he follows quickly behind, and you hear Wet Stick snigger and walk off in the other direction. “Wait, darling, please.” 
You whirl around with a finger pushing into his chest, “What game are you trying to play? Find some pretty peasant girl, make her fall in love with you, and then embarrass her in front of all the Nobility in England. Was that your game?” You walk away from him and pace back and forth, “I can’t believe I was so naive to think you cared.” 
“I do!” he reaches for you and holds you by the shoulders to face him, “I do care, love. I didn’t want you to love me because I was a King, I wanted you to love me! Arthur, the man, not the crown. I never lied to you,” you glare at him with a hand gesturing to the crown on top of his head, “okay I neglected one small detail.” 
“One,” you huff out a laugh pushing away his hands, “one small detail?! Arthur, you’re the fucking King of England! I’m only a poor seamstress, with an insufferable widowed mother, who only dreams of becoming a part of the upper class!” You feel the tears swell in your eyes as the truth all comes crashing down on your shoulders; the man you’ve been in love with for months is unreachable; theres’ no way he can marry you. 
“Listen to me,” he reaches for you again and takes three enormous strides pushing your back up against one of the apple trees. “Look at me.” 
Your mind won’t slow down, “what was your goal with having us come tonight? So you could shame me? Show off to the nobility that you are one with the people? Do you fuck every peasant girl you meet?” 
“Listen to me!” he shakes your shoulders, and your eyes widen, looking up to see him. “Listen to me,” he whispers, pressing his forehead to your own, “there was no game. I saw you in the market ten months ago when I was in the city.” 
“Ten months ago? I’ve only known you for six….”
“I didn’t know how to approach you; I couldn’t just go up to you and say hello I’m the King of bloody England, fancy a pint?” You can’t help the smile that tugs at your lips, his curving up at the edges. “So I dressed in my old clothes, snuck out of the palace, and started slowly talking to you. Then we went for a walk, and I couldn’t stay away. You’ve bewitched me, love. My love for you is more powerful than the magic of the Mage.” 
“Honest?” you ask quietly with trepidation, “do you mean that Art?” He smiles at the nickname he gave you, leaning down to kiss your lips softly. 
“Promise, love. It’s only ever and will only ever be you.” He runs his hand against your cheek, and you lean into his touch, letting yourself breathe for the first time all evening. 
“I love you too, Arthur; I’m in love with you.” His eyes soften as he gazes down at you. 
“We have to go back soon,” he whispers, kissing you softly, “but do you think we got time for?” He wiggles his eyebrows, and you smack his arm with a laugh. 
“Is that all you think about?” 
He grins and takes a step back, “turn around,” he whispers with a wink. You turn around slowly, gasping when your hands are pressed further into the tree trunk. “Quiet love, don’t want anyone to hear us do we?” 
He moves quickly, unlacing the top of your corset and peeling the back open, letting it fall to the ground, your breasts sagging with the relief of being free. He palms your breasts, placing rough, scratchy kisses over your exposed shoulders. His hands come around to his waist, and he pushes up several layers of your skirts, reaching for your pulsing heat. He turns you around, and you reach your hands quickly down to palm him through his leather breeches. 
Your hands falter on the fabric, and you look down with wide eyes, “I-I made these,” your voice shakes, “they were commissioned a few weeks ago.” You look up to meet his warm eyes as he nods. 
“I wanted to support you, and you are the best seamstress in the city. Only the best for the King,” he murmurs, almost shy.
“Well then, my King,” his eyes darken, “I will need to show my appreciation.” You tug open the breeches, and he slips them down his thighs, lifting your skirts the rest of the way. 
He fumbles with the layers, and you giggle at the annoyed look on his face. “I swear, when we marry, I demand you just walk around naked at all times. These skirts are ridiculous.” 
You don’t have time to respond, the words caught in your throat, as he lifts you and slides inside with ease. “Fuck, always so wet for me, love,” his hips snap inside you, and his mouth tangles with yours, swallowing your moans. 
“Arthur,” you moan, feeling him stretch you on his majestic royal cock. This is not the first time you’ve fucked, having given Art the apprentice your virginity in the woods several months ago, but this was the first time you’ve fucked Arthur, the king, and he didn’t disappoint. 
“That’s it, love, let me hear you, but only me, don’t want any of them damn nobles to know I already made my choice. That I already fell in love months ago with a beautiful seamstress in the market.” He grunts, and your cunt flutters around his cock with every word. The love between you flowing over with each thrust of his hips. 
“I- ah, I love you, Arthur,” you whimper against his neck, slick with sweat. The air is thick tonight, the incoming storm leaving the air thick and dripping. 
He pulls back to look at you, punctuating each word with a snap of his hips, “I love you, you’re my Queen, always have been.”
You buck your hips against him, cumming with a silent cry, head thrown back in ecstasy. He thrusts three more times, and then you feel him cumming deep inside you, thick and warm it dribbles down the inside of your thighs. He’d never done that before, always pulling out at the last moment. You open your eyes and look at him; his pupils are wide, almost black as he stares at you.
“Now they can’t say anything,” he mumbles, and you furrow your brow. “You may be carrying a little Prince or Princess now; I have to marry you.” 
You grin at what he’s done, his cock still buried inside you. “You’re naughty,” you giggle. 
“I’m naughty?” He asks with a smirk, “your parents would be royally disappointed if they saw what you have on right now. Even more so at what I’m thinking about doing to you.” 
“And what’s that?” You shift your hips, and his eyes widen as you tighten around his cock. 
His eyes soften, and he cups your cheek gently, bringing your lips softly to his own. The rub of his beard is rough on your cheek as he moves to your ear, “I’m going to end this party early and show you. I already made my choice a long time ago. But, are you ready?” He pulls back, looking deep into your eyes, “Can you stand by my side and love Arthur the King, as much as you love Art, the apprentice?” 
Your heart catches in your throat, blood roaring in your ears at his words; you lean into his hand warmly and on your cheek and close your eyes. Opening them slowly and looking into the sea of blue, “I love you, all sides of you, that doesn’t change because of a shiny crown and a title.” 
He slowly pulls out, and you whimper as he lowers you back to the ground, pulling down your skirts and fixing your corset. You both work in silence to be presentable again, his eyes bright as he smiles at you, “Then, let’s go,” he murmurs, reaching for your hand, “I think it’s time to announce our engagement.” He snickers as you walk along beside him back towards the party. 
“What are you laughing at?” you chuckle, watching his eyes filled with mirth. 
“Your mother is going to faint,” he laughs beside you. 
You groan and roll your eyes with a laugh, “Good, maybe she will be quiet for a few moments.” 
He booms out a laugh and pulls you close, kissing the top of your head, “oh my love, our life will never be boring.” 
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wank127 · 3 years
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sorry in advance if i’m spamming your notifications /gen!
i just remembered that denki existed and i’m craving [neurodivergent] headcanons and your blog kinda has a lot of good reblogs n posts of that so-
you’re not spamming at all, in fact i didn’t even see this till now since i don’t normally get any asks ! (thanks for the ask btw <3) i hope you enjoy !!
neurodivergent denki headcannons !
disclaimer: i, myself, am currently in the process of getting diagnosed with adhd/autism/whatever it is (i’m not self diagnosing but i did get 8/10 on an autism assessment given to me by a doctor so that must say something) so this is a wee bit of me projecting. my intentions for this post are not to offend anyone in the nd community nor spread any miss information. please correct me if i make any mistakes ! and apologies for it being so long i’m still trying to figure out the ‘read more’ thing !! now ! onto the head cannons !!
he has MAJOR sensory issues and issues with bad textures
his main ones are foods that are a mix between solid or liquid, like a soup that’s meant to be smooth but isn’t or like very wet bread, anything sticky and that one inside of a hoodie feel, like the one wear it’s like fleece but it feels like plastic and somehow creamy and just BLUGNXJSK y’know?
he has that not right kind of thing(iykyk) where he has to say a word/phrase again till it feels right, or touch the desk again, or hit the back of foot again to make it right
it gets really frustrating sometimes
he surprisingly likes velvet, fun to play with, cool to drag your finger around on
he has very bad memory problems
like really bad
they cause him to breakdown every time he has a test cause everything he tried to study was just,, gone,, no where to be found
he opens up to present mic about it and he’s a big help, gives him extra time for testing, helps him with study techniques, gives him more reminders, etc etc
mic and him are like that student-english teacher duo
(no bc they’re the same person just different sizes please)
he struggles with reading a lot too, he knows there’s words but his brain just won’t recognize what they are
word soup
his main special interests/hyperfixations are old english literature, true crime/psychology/criminal stuff, literally anything to do with art and physics(electricity stuff)
he has other ones like cars and how to annoy bakugo to the brink of tears
his most common stims are happy flappy hands, putting his hand into a thumbs up and squeezing, rocking back and forth and swinging his legs about
his like calm down stim is humming, having some form of pressure(weighted blanket !!) and rocking a little bit
he gets overwhelmed by questions a lot
like if he’s not prepared to answer one and he gets asked TWO he’ll just go ‘nope’
he’s nonverbal sometimes, especially when he gets overwhelmed
he zones out and daydreams for like,,, 70% of the day
his favorite texture for food is something like mash potatoes, like a doughy texture, one that just sits right in the mouth
(potato waffles are his go to food (british thing but they’re so good))
just enough chew but not too much, not too wet not too dry
speaking of dry food,, he hates it. dry biscuits(cookies) are a no go if he doesn’t have a bunch of water/juice with him, he also just doesn’t like hot drinks
he’s god fuckinh amazing at art, like painting, drawing, sketching, everything
he’s so good at it
he ‘doodles’ in all of his school work and books, most of the time it’s of aizawa or present mic (or,, *cough*his crush*cough*) and they’re super accurate
when he goes to sleep he has to have a small tea light candle lit, his over the ear headphones on and playing asmr and a hoodie (comfort hoodie, gifted to him by kiri) with the hood up and pressure on his feet(like just his blanket covering them is fine)
no other set up is allowed
he uses fidget (simple dimple pop) and sensory toys
they got taken away from him in class one time, he almost cried it was so sad
RAGE
so much rage
god
when he was younger he used to scream bloody murder when he had to put on sunscreen (same boo)
refused to wear it until his parents got him a spray on sunscreen (it was just like an oil/water based sunscreen that just,, wasn’t sticky, it was perfect) he still uses it to this day
he loves music, so much
it’s so cool
so many playlists
has like ten different ones that he made just for long car drives
like all the sounds and noises just make his brain so happy
he likes bo burnham cause he has very good lyrics and sounds that make him wanna share them with everyone so they can be happy too (especially ‘sexting’ , ‘oh bo’,’ words words words’, ’rant’, the kanye one, ‘we think we know you’, ‘channel 5 news: the musical’ and ‘bezos’ 1&2)
(omg channel 5 news is so good)
his number is 5
he’s kinda scared to do good in school bc his rank in class will go up and what if it lands on an ugly number??
he’s quite unintentionally restrictive with his food
he just forgets to eat or that he’s hungry
he’s working on it tho dw !
his accents are like typical british/english, australian and southern american
pop out at random times
like he’ll ask present mic to repeat the page number as a southern bell little lady
had a vocal stim that was opra singing “milly rock pick it up”
lil jon vocal stim
(YEAH)
his room is very messy and cluttered from all the failed hobbies and things he just forgot about
expect him to cook but DO NOT expect him to clean up afterwards
like iida will walk into the dorm kitchen in the morning and find this huge mess thinking someone broke in
and kiri is like: oh ig denki was hungry i wonder if he has leftovers
okay i think i’m gonna end this one here lol it’s getting kinda long ! i hope you liked it ! <3
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gingyboo · 3 years
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Mirror Mirror
A/N: Again many thanks to @booglebug
Description- Soulmates existed. People knew that much. Soulmates were rare, a handful in each generation, an unexplainable phenomenon that formed a bond closer than blood and more sacred than marriage.
Bucky finds his soulmate when he needs her most. Little does he know how much she needs him too.
(Soulmate au that slots pretty much in to the MCU but with soulmates. Set after TFATWS.)
Pairing- Bucky Barnes x OFC
Warnings- Mentions of violence and guns, but its mostly fluff, drama and angst.
This is a multi chaptered fic.
Please like, comment, reblog!
prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6
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Chapter 7
Something snapped between them, an unfamiliar force locked them tighter together. Bucky’s arms looped round her back, pulling her against him. She felt his hands fan out across her back, felt his heart beating against her chest. His mouth was desperate against hers ad he pushed her back, too hard, to the wall behind them. Nancy let out an auditable gasp as her head hit the wall. Bucky jumped back.
“I’m sorry,” he stammered.
“It’s okay, that was intense,” she caught her breath. She moved forward to join him, but he took a step back.
“I don’t want to hurt you.” He whispered
“You won’t.” He let her join him this time.
“Sometimes I don’t know my own strength. It’s been such a long time Nancy, I don’t know if I know how to treat you right.” He admitted, swiping a finger over her cheekbone.
“Then I’ll show you.” She whispered taking his hand and leading him into the bedroom. She sat him on the edge of the bed then straddled him carefully. She traced her fingers over the contours of his face, ran a hand through his hair before pressing her forehead against his. She kissed him softly then, hands exploring the expanse of his back. He followed her lead, gentle kisses, softly striking her back, one hand found itself in her damp hair. She lowered her hands on his back, attempting to hitch his t-shirt up.
“Wait,” he said drawing back.
“It’s okay, we don’t have to.” She said holding her hands up.
“Believe me, I want to, it’s just it’s not a pretty sight.” He gestured to his chest and shoulders. Nancy felt her heart drop.
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” She jested. Bucky’s brow creased in confusion. Taking a deep breath, Nancy pulled her vest over her head. Now sat in her plain black bra she gave Bucky full view of her abdomen. It was littered with small round scars beneath her rib cage and the side of her waist. They were evenly spaced, clean and tidy. Bucky ran his fingertips over a few of them.
“What happened?”
“Explorative surgery.” Nancy shivered under his touch, she struggled to meet his eyes. “When the blip happened and half of everything disappeared, I got sick, really sick, the doctors couldn’t work out what was wrong. I was so weak I was so weak, I couldn’t walk, I could barely stand. I spent a year in my hospital bed being fed from a tube.” She indicated to the scar at her waste. “I was losing weight like crazy and the doctors couldn’t find a cause, and so they resorted to surgery,”
“Did they find anything?” Bucky asked.
“No, eventually they declared although I was weak, I was stable. They sent me home after some rehab work. I was still always so tired though, most days I’d be sleeping 20 hours or more. I recovered slowly, built my strength back up. It took a few years, but I managed.”
“So, you never knew what happened?” He skimmed his hands up her side now, finding her shoulders and squeezing the tension he felt there away.
“No, I found out, Bucky the blip took you away, when that happened you took part of me with you. I’ve never felt stronger than the day everyone came back.”
“Nancy, I’m so sorry.” He gasped out.
“It’s okay, it’s all going to be okay now.” She reached forward for him, finding his lips again. He drew back briefly to remove his own t-shirt. Baring the mangled flesh of his left shoulder to her. She looked at it briefly, the point where metal met flesh in a seam of scar tissue. She pressed her palms flat against his chest.
“Does it hurt?” Nancy whispered, Bucky silently shook his head, staring at her hands against him.
“Nancy,” he breathed.
“Yeah,” she looked up, locking her eyes to his.
“Thank you.” He said softly, capturing her lips in his before she could question him. She giggled appreciatively in response.
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Later they lay together in a tangle of sheets and limbs. Nancy’s cheek rested on Bucky’s chest whilst he ran his fingers through her hair. Nancy shifted slightly and Bucky noticed her wince slightly. He paused his ministrations.
“I didn’t hurt you did I?” He fretted. Nancy pressed a kissed to his sternum before pulling herself up onto her elbow.
“No, you didn’t.” She smiled sleepily at him before laughing softly, biting her lip.
“What is it?” he couldn’t help smiling when she laughed, he could listen to that sound all day.
“It’s true what the movies say, it is different with your soulmate.” She blushed profusely.
“It certainly is.” He agreed stretching out and pulling her close into his side, kissing the top of her head. “Sam and I talked and we both decided, we are going to go after these terrorists, we’ll get to the bottom of all this and we’ll get you safe.”
“Okay, where do we start?”
“No Nancy, me and Sam, you should stay here, they can protect you.”
“No, I’m coming with you.”
“You can’t, I owe Wakanda an un-payable debt. Whoever those men were, they mean to harm this place as well as you, I can’t allow that. And I won’t risk you either, I need to know you’re safe.” He rolled to face her. “I’ll need your help though, we need to find out who they are and what they want.”
“And you think I can help with that because?” Nancy raised her eyebrows at him.
“Because you’re as stubborn as you are beautiful,” he kissed the tip of her nose, “you won’t give up till you find the answers.”
“I still don’t want you to leave me.”
“I’ll never really leave you,” he traced one of the scars by her ribs, “not again.”
“you’ll carry my compact with you.” She said suddenly, “and you’ll see me, whenever you need me text me and I’ll be waiting by a mirror for you.”
“hey, hey, I’m not going yet, but soon, and of course, I already look for you in every window I pass, every puddle on a wet day, everywhere.”
“I’ve been doing the same thing.” she laughed.
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They stayed in bed the rest of the evening. Bucky briefly got up to find food and brought back a small picnic of bits he’d found in the fridge. They ate together whilst Bucky told her stories from his childhood, speaking of his sisters and Steve, then he listened to her tales of boarding school and the exploits that she had got up too. She told him about the friends she’d had who’d gone on to bigger things whilst she’d been left behind. He told her what he knew of his captivity and what he remembered of the first time he’d seen her, how he hadn’t know what was going on the winter solider had tried to shoot her reflection. He tried apologising again but Nancy wouldn’t hear of it. She told him about her great-grandmother whose necklace Bucky had admired. The old family story of how she’d eloped to marry Nancy’s great-grandfather, how they had been soulmates from different classes. She joked that Bucky could have met her back in the 40s and not remember it. They ended the evening curled round each other again. Bucky humming softly whilst Nancy slipped into sleep. Bucky watched her, he couldn’t move without disturbing her, but sleep evaded him. He watched her instead. The gentle rise and fall of her chest, the way her toes twisted in the bed sheet as she shifted to get comfortable, and the way she burrowed tight into his side.
He didn't know when he fell asleep but his dreams were full of Nancy's laugh, her smile and the colour of her hair in the sunlit car. It was the best nights sleep he'd had in 70 years.
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bonsaiiiiiii · 4 years
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100 Weird AU's? Yes.
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So, I had these AU prompts on my phone for quite a while, and I was actually thinking about using them. And what better way to do it than using them with the Tracy's?
Reading and reading these prompts again (and under the gentle guidance of @willow-salix ) I thought that these prompts doesn't exactly match the brothers' everyday situation, but what if we push it past its limit? Yes, biting more that you can chew can be a little difficult, but I don't think it will be impossible. And that's where this challenge is born!
Get the Tracy's out of International Rescue's bubble and let them live an everyday situation as normal people! They can also be medieval nobles or even futuristic robots, the choice's up to you! You can choose from soo many things others don't even think about (and not even me, for a while)!
Many thanks to @tag2060 for the cover and @willow-salix for the support (both emotional and 'fic-ical'. I love both of you💚
NOTE: THESE PROMPTS AREN'T ALL MINE. I TOOK THEM FROM A GIRL I'M NOT IN CONTACT WITH ANYMORE, BUT I WAS TOLD I COULD USE THEM. ALL CREDITS FOR THESE AU'S GO TO HER, WHATEVER IS HER NAME (lmao). THE GOLD MARKED ONES (7, 11, 20, 23, 39, 47, 63, 64, 70, 83, 89, 91, 93, 96, 100) ARE ALL MINE, IN SUBSITUTION OF A FEW THAT WERE THERE, SO CREDIT FOR THE GOLDEN MARKED ONES GOES TO ME, BUT NOT EVERY ONE OF THEM.
NOTE²: SOME OF THE PROMPTS CONTAIN STRONG THEMES, LIKE DEPRESSION AND SEXUAL CONTENT. IF YOU'RE SENSIBLE TO THESE THEMES, DON'T DO THEM, NOBODY FORCES YOU IF YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE.
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To participate in this challenge, all you have to do is take one of the AU prompts from the list, one or more (or all) Tracy characters, and post your fic (can be a ficlet, or a series) under the tag #100weirdTracys and #100weirdAUs.
If you don't want to participate, please don't harass/bully me. I made this challenge just for fun, and I don't want for it to feel like something bad. In fact, I don't even regret doing this thing, even if it's strange.
Ah, I almost forgot: this challenge will be over in December, so you have 4 months to choose a prompt and make a fic about it. On December I'll review all the fics, but I'll always be reblogging and reading during these 4 months lol.
If you want to tell me something, hit me up on DM's! I hope you have fun with those prompts and those bois!
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TO RESUME:
• Swearing is allowed.
• You can write as many words as you want!
• Oc's and muses can pop in too!
• Make sure to tag your fic(s) under the '#100weirdTracys' and '#100weirdAUs' tags, so that I can find them easily.
• Always tag or contact me if you need help with anything! I'll be more than glad to help you!
• If you decide to do the mature prompts (19, 90, just to state an example) please refrain from using a too mature language and don't go further than making up. I don't like that kind of language, so it would be peachy to just avoid writing so they make wild sex behind a bush. Any kind of very mature fic or language won't be read by me, I'm sorry. You can still use those prompts, but don't work their bed life too much.
• Any dialect or first language apart from english is more than welcome in this yard! I would love even to read snippets of foreign language in fics, as long as there's a translation near it, but you're not forced to write in another language. If you don't feel comfortable doing it just don't do it, even if I'm telling you. (For the record, I love Irish so much I could listen to a person speaking this language for hours and you won't hear me complaining).
• I will accept this challenge in whatever form it takes, be it a fic, a drawing, a song, etc. I’m open to anything and I watch everything that comes before me!
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That said, you can find the prompts down here:⬇️
 #1 I saved you from drowning!AU
#2 I broke into your house at two in the morning because I was drunk and I thought it was my house!AU
#3 I am a door-to-door seller please buy something!AU
#4 I grabbed the wrong luggage at the airport!AU
#5 I know we hate each other, but a wedding would be more convenient for both of us!AU
#6 I accidentally poured you a love potion!AU
#7 I sent you 12 messages but you left me on read!AU
#8 I am your secret admirer and I leave you anonymous cards!AU
#9 Sorry, but I was first in line!AU
#10 We don’t know each other but let's pretend to be together because someone is bothering me!AU
#11 We pack up to do a funny trip but we end up in Bolivia without fuel!AU
#12 Locked in quarantine and we're bored! AU
#13 I do everything to find out the identity of this superhero and you try to mislead me because it’s really you!AU
#14 I got into a taxi just to find out it was already occupied!AU
#15 I called the wrong number!AU
#16 I got into the wrong car OMG I'm ashamed, but while you’re there why don’t you give me a ride!AU
#17 I found a wallet and my business is to find the owner and return it!AU
#18 I am a street artist and you complain that I play in front of your house at night!AU
#19 I caught you watching porn!AU
#20 We're two strangers that start chatting while waiting for the bus!AU
#21 Nosy and sloppy roommates!AU
#22 Old childhood friends who come back after years!AU
#23 I got shot to the arm/leg but you're there to save me and OMG ILY!AU
#24 We’re sitting next to each other on a plane and please don’t throw up on me!AU
#25 We accidentally switched phones!AU
#26 We are both contestants in a reality show and let's pretend to be together because the audience will ship us!AU
#27 I am a wedding planner and my ex’s wedding had to happen to me!AU
#28 I learned sign language to communicate with you!AU
#29 Professional model and novice photographer!AU
#30 Sorry I ran you over!AU
#31 We make out and then I find out that you are my roommate’s boyfriend!AU
#32 I’m quoting aloud the last book of a series and I’m spoiling you!AU
#33 It is a universally acknowledged truth that a bachelor with a large fortune must be looking for a wife!AU
#34 I am a Partisan and you are a fascist!AU(Italy during World War II!AU)
#35 I am the blood of the dragon!AU (Iron Throne!AU)
#36 Your dog is hitting on mine!AU
#37 I’m depressed and I decide to call a hotline!AU
#38 You are my soulmate but I am in love with someone else!AU
#39 Strange encounter at tattoo shop!AU
#40 On my mark, unleash hell!AU(Roman Empire!AU)
#41 I am an Elf, don’t look at me for ears I am ashamed of!AU(The Lord of the Rings!AU)
#42 Maybe my life should be more than just survival!AU(The 100!AU)
#43 I am an activist and I am trying to convert you to the cause!AU
#44 We are occupying the school but you are a spoilsport!AU
#45 All our friends are drunk and we're not!AU
#46 We’ve been together for three months and now you’re telling me you’re a werewolf!AU
#47 X has to go into a rocket to the moon and Y has to train X!
#48 Knight in shining armor and damsel in distress!AU
#49 We reluctantly team up against the zombie apocalypse!AU
#50 I’m a vampire and your smell is driving me nuts!AU(Twilight!AU)
#51 Monsters have attacked the Earth and the only way to save humanity is aboard giant robots piloted by two people who must maintain a mental union!AU(Pacific Rim!AU)
#52 My timer stopped as soon as I saw you!AU(Soulmate!AU)
#53 I need a lawyer and you are the best!AU
#54 I’m a Viking and I plundered your ship!AU
#55 I’m a classic dandy from the Regency Age and you’re just a silly girl from the lower middle class!AU
#56 I’m a policeman and you’re an intrusive journalist and I really shouldn’t give you any information about the new murder!AU
#57 You are a wannabe actress and I am a theatrical director who is losing patience and health!AU
#58 Due to a computer error, X and Y become college roommates!AU
#59 X wants to see the world of Y, how he lives and what he usually does, and ends up spending a night in prison!AU
#60 I attend the yoga course just to watch how flexible the instructor is!AU
#61 I am a bounty hunter and you are my prey!AU
#62 I am a secret spy and pretend to be your friend only to get information about your father!AU
#63 I discuss with you about a thing but you have in mind another!AU
#64 We are forced to be best friends just because our moms were best friends too but you're too bossy for me!AU
#65 We broke up but I never changed emergency contacts and now I’m in the hospital and they called you!AU
#66 I am an angel and you are a demon!AU
#67 I hit you on the balls during a game of paintball and oh my god I am so sorry!AU
#68 We live in a dystopian world where your partner is chosen by society!AU(Matched!AU)
#69 I’m a dragon trainer I’ll prove to you that they are peaceful creatures!AU(Dragon Trainer!AU)
#70 Date at japanese restaurant!AU
#71 You’re a cheerleader and I’m a punk and we live in two different worlds!AU
#72 I was a zombie and I was "re-animated" but you treat me like I’m still a monster!AU(In the Flesh!AU)
#73 I am your son’s teacher and I am calling to talk to you about his conduct, would he also come to dinner with me!AU
#74 I am an Achaean warrior and you Trojan and we are fighting the Trojan War!AU
#75 I met my asshole boss at the bar but I found out he’s pretty cool!AU
#76 It was not my intention to touch your ass, it’s just that the bus is crowded, it’s not my fault ok!AU
#77 I went fishing and accidentally fished a mermaid!AU
#78 I just committed a crime and I need to use you as a hostage!AU
#79 You’re the bastard who always parks in front of my door and in spite I’ll scratch your car!AU
#80 I accidentally went back in time and fell in love with you, too bad you’re a barbarian!AU
#81 I urgently need you to fix my computer but please don’t judge me for my chronology!AU
#82 I work on the cruise ship where you are spending your holidays!AU
#83 I'm out in the rainstorm without an umbrella because the weather forecast was sunny!AU
#84 I hugged the wrong person from behind!AU
#85 Celebrity on the run and ordinary citizen confused!AU
#86 Stuck in a ranch cleaning horse poop but it doesn’t matter because that cowboy is a badass!AU
#87 We got married in Vegas, but we’re total strangers!AU
#88 But, officer, I wasn’t doing anything wrong, I was just smoking a joint, want a hit!AU
#89 X is an astronaut and Y is a weird but funny alien that likes to scream, overreact and laugh!AU
#90 I slept with you for a bet but I loved it and I’d like to keep seeing you!AU
#91 I reveal to some friends that you wear boxers/underwear with green aliens on them but you're behind me and oh gosh total shame!AU
#92 Oops I accidentally entered a busy dressing room!AU
#93 You're a stranger but I keep crossing paths with you and I'm kinda confused right now!AU
#94 X is a medium and Y a ghost!AU
#95 X is a guardian angel and Y wants to die!AU
#96 X accidentally enters in a cat and Y has to rescue it from up a tree!AU
#97 X risks losing the house because Y’s company wants to buy the land!AU
#98 I’m an artist and I need a model do you want to pose for me!AU
#99 I’m not really sick but the new doctor is so beautiful that I found out I have a disease with an unpronounceable name!AU
#100 A strange job application!AU
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If you find them more practical, I also have some photos down here with all the prompts organized:⬇️
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That said, enjoy! Hope it brings you joy and makes you happy while you do it!💙💚🧡💛❤💜💖🖤
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prixmiumcontent · 6 years
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Doctor Who Introduction Post
Hello #Doctor Who! My “name” is Prix, and I am about to embark on a re-watch of Doctor Who during which I will be writing reviews and other such commentary on this new meta blog. Please see the links and pages around the blog for more information if you are interested. Before I get started, I wanted to take a few moments to articulate why I am writing about Doctor Who, how I feel about it, and why I decided to start with it here even though I plan to write about it and many other fandoms.
The Present
At the time of writing this, I am 27 years old. I am a school teacher, but I am currently without a full-time position. Given that I have a little bit of time on my hands, I really wanted to work on my sustained writing-for-pleasure skills, and this blog seemed like a good way to do it. I have a personal blog, which I will follow from if I follow you back, but this is a fresh start for a more disciplined approach to running an actual-blog rather than a big mess of blogging, reblogging, and flailing. Doctor Who continues to be one of those things that always draws me back in. However, over the past couple of years, I have not been quite as on top of it as I once was. Letting go of Clara Oswald has proved to be very difficult for me, so while I like Bill - and the other companions I have seen - I have not seen all of S10. As a result, I haven’t even started on S11. However, I hope to very soon! While I am embarking on a full re-watch of Doctor Who (2005), I won’t necessarily prevent myself from catching up on everything I’m missing before I finish this up.
The Past
I was an avid internet user from the time I was about twelve years old. I was home-schooled for a time, and so much of my interaction with the outside world came through meeting people to talk to through AIM (may she rest in peace.) One of those people that I befriended (and have since unbefriended) was a young man five years my senior with a lot of chronic health problems. Given our mutual circumstances, for the good years of our relationship, we were able to find time to talk to each other despite a five-hour time difference. He lived in England, and I was so young that the concept of world geography was something well beyond my grasp as an American. Nevertheless, I had an adolescence very colored by a sort of cultural exchange with this friend of mine whom I much respected and wanted to please. I dimly remember his first mentions of Doctor Who being revived and his confusing explanations of what it was registering as a simple footnote in our conversations. It was something he watched on Saturdays. For a while, that was that.
Fast forward to the end of 2006. Due to various circumstances including my grandmother’s having a stroke and my parents’ mutual concern that as math and science courses became more difficult that a home-schooling curriculum wouldn’t cut it from them, I returned to public school. I was fifteen, and I was tagging along behind my peers who had been new students to high school the previous year. This new-to-everything, fish-out-of-water experience left me vulnerable to a certain individual whom I wish I had never met but who has shaped much of who I am today. I was in a relationship with him for a couple of months, during which I was emotionally abused and coerced in ways that I won’t go into detail about. The only part that is relevant is that this relationship really shook my ability to trust in people to the core. I was a different person from August to December and one who felt hollowed-out at that.
It was a relief to finally be on Winter Break, if only to get away from the presence of my then-ex who continued to follow and harass me while I was at school. However, the experiences of the past couple of months had taken the joy out of most of what I had been doing. I had been loosely into online fandom since about 2003, but I had never really learned the tools of the trade, and it was just a matter of happening upon people with similar interests through word-of-mouth and a few fanfiction.net-made contacts. I was still talking to my English friend online when I could.
Then, one day, I was feeling very depressed and lethargic. I took a break from vacuuming the house, and I turned on the television. I dully watched the scrolling TV Guide Channel, and I noticed that the SciFi Channel (it wasn’t SyFy at this point) was running a marathon of Doctor Who. Curiously, I changed the channel.
I watched “The Idiot’s Lantern,” an episode from Series 2, with no context whatsoever. I was confused and mildly intrigued. More than anything, I wanted to tell my English friend that I had finally seen an episode. He did his best to explain the show to me a bit better, and later that day I found myself tempted to tune back in.
In the days that intervened between that day and Christmas Day, the channel played at least several hours of Doctor Who episodes per day. They were marathoning Series 2, and on Christmas Day itself, they were going to play “The Christmas Invasion” - the Christmas Special spanning the gap between Series 1 and Series 2. I was supposed to go to my grandmother’s, but I made  a point to note what times they were showing it. I was invested already, and soon I had seen “Doomsday” and knew that my heart was going to break no matter what but that I wanted to know more and more about this show.
I remember going to my room after returning from my grandmother’s that day. I know that I had been showing signs of my depression and lethargy, and while my parents didn’t know the full extent of the damage my brief foray into trying to be “in a relationship” as a high school student had gone, they were most certainly concerned about me.
My mom and dad were in the living room visiting with someone - it was Christmas - and I remember feeling a sudden rush of energy and resolve come over me that I had not felt in a long time. My relationship with fandom may not be the healthiest that has ever been, but I don’t think that it is a bad thing either. I have always been one to fixate, to have maladaptive daydreams about those things I love, and to feel a rush of endorphins when I find something new to add to my collection of beloved stories. I fall in love with my fandoms, and they’re my friends.
That hadn’t been true for months at that point, though, and Doctor Who breathed new life into my teenage bones when I was - justified or not - dangling by a thread. The particular scene that burned itself into my consciousness was Ten’s speech to the Sycorax - “It is defended.” I’m not even sure why, but it kind of gave me a little bit of a kick in the butt to get back up, to try, and to feel something again.
I often tell people that Doctor Who saved my life, and that’s how. It gave me a friend when I felt like I had none. It gave me energy, purpose, and a reminder that even when things are difficult and it feels like there is no reward for the things one tries to do because they feel like the right thing, there still is a point to it. I consumed Series 2 in order as quickly as I could; I was a poor teenager and wanted to make sure that I got the series i had fallen in love with before deciding on more. Then, I manage to get Series 1 and watched them back to back. At the time, it was nowhere near as popular in the US as it became later, so I paid $60-70 per season at the time. I never did get past Series 2 on DVD as a result. Maybe one day I’ll buy a huge boxed set, but for now I make do with streaming on Amazon Prime for the most part.
I hope that this personal glimpse into my past will give you some kind of connection to me as a writer and that you will understand how much Doctor Who means to me as a show.
The Future
I plan to watch an episode or two most days for the foreseeable future and to write a post and create at least one edit per episode that I watch. I hope to queue them after the first couple so I can have a consistently active blog. Please feel free to interact with me! I follow back from my personal blog (currently polyroci), but I am very interested in interacting with people about this and other fandoms that are dear to my heart.
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bringbackmaes14 · 4 years
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I found this “About Me” template here on Tumblr. I’ve reblogged it on my account if you wanna see the blank one.
1: Name - Gracie
2: Age - 19
3: 3 fears - The dark, heights, and spiders
4: 3 things I love - Ducks, math, and singing
5: 4 turn-ons - Being dependable, a good listener, funny, and artistic
6: 4 turn-offs - People who are messy, narcissistic, only care about looks/like me for my looks, and ignorant
7: My best friend - My sister, Caroline
8: Sexual Orientation - Panromantic Demisexual
9: My best first date - I saw Black Panther and got ice cream with my boyfriend
10: How tall I am - 5’8”
11: What do I miss? - South Carolina
12: What time was I born? - 7:57 a.m.
13: Favorite color? - Purple
14: Do I have a crush? - Do crushes on fictional characters count? If so, my current crush is Fatgum from My Hero Academia
15: Favorite quote? - “Surround yourself with people who are smarter than you, and don’t be afraid to be the dumbest one in the room because that gives you the most potential to learn.” - Markiplier
16: Favorite place? - Lexington High School
17: Favorite food? - Ambrosia
18: Do I use sarcasm? - Frequently
19: What am I listening to right now? - My cat purring
20: First thing I notice in a new person - Probably their hairstyle
21: Shoe size? - Women’s 13
22: Eye color? - Hazel
23: Hair color?  Dark Brown
24: Favorite style of clothing? - Graphic Tees or Dresses; there is almost no in-between
25: Ever done a prank call? - Nope.
26: Meaning of my url - My URL (BringBackMaes14) is based on one of my favorite animes, Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood is better you can fight me) and one of its characters, Maes Hughes. His death was the first anime character death I experienced, and he died in 1914 which is where the 14 comes from.
27: Favorite movie? - Robots (2005)
28: Favorite song? - There’s a Platypus Controlling Me from Phineas and Ferb
29: Favorite band? Panic! At the Disco
30: How I feel right now - A little bit tired, and my back hurts, but my mood is good
31: Someone I love - My sister, Caroline
32: My current relationship status - Single
33: My relationship with my parents - My relationship with my dad has always been bad. He was pretty abusive. My relationship with him is okay right now, now that I don’t see him but once a year. I’ve always been really close with my mom, and a big part of that is I’ve been disabled my whole life and so I’ve always needed her by my side, so we’re just together all the time. Things are a little rough right now though.
34: Favorite holiday? - Thanksgiving. It has all the same big meals and family gatherings as Christmas, but I don’t have seasonal depression then or gifts staring at me from under a tree for three weeks, driving me mad with anticipation.
35: Tattoos and piercings I have - My ears are pierced
36: Tattoos and piercings I want - I want a rubber duck tattoo, probably just a small one on my shoulder
37: The reason I joined Tumblr - To look at anime memes
38: Do my last ex and I hate each other? - No, things ended on good terms. We’re still friends and we talk occasionally
39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts? - No
40: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted? - No
41: When did I last hold hands? - It’s been a few weeks
42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - On a regular morning? Maybe 10 minutes. On mornings that I shower? About 45 minutes
43: Have you shaved your legs in the past three days? - I haven’t shaved my legs in 19 years
44: Where am I right now? - In my living room
45: If I were drunk and couldn’t stand, who would be taking care of me? - Probably one of my sisters
46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - I only turn songs way up when they have great bass
47: Do I live with my mom and/or dad? - I live with my mom, my two sisters, and my brother-in-law. It’s my older sister and brother-in-law’s house. I have a brother who still lives back in South Carolina where I’m from
48: Am I excited for anything? - I’ve got a virtual Halloween party I’m going to this week
49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? - No
50: How often do I wear a fake smile? - Not very often. I wear my emotions pretty openly
51: When was the last time I hugged someone? - Last night I hugged my younger sister
52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone right in front of me? That’s none of my business really. We never actually dated and I don’t talk to her a lot anymore.
53: Is there someone I trust even though I shouldn’t? - Not that I can think of
54: What is something I disliked about today? - It rained while I was in the middle of going on a walk.
55: If I could meet anyone on Earth, who would it be? I’d like to meet J. Michael Tatum. He’s a voice actor in a lot of animes that I’ve watched and I really like his voice.
56: What do I think about the most? - Probably myself
57: What’s my strangest talent? - I wouldn’t call it talent but I can make a really disturbing horse-like noise.
58: Do I have any strange phobias? - I’m afraid of swingsets and trampolines
59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? It doesn’t really matter to me. I don’t take a lot of pictures of myself, but it doesn’t have to do with not liking having my picture taken
60: What was the last lie I told? - “I’m not in a lot of pain.”
61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - I actually prefer video chatting. It seems more personal.
62: Do I believe in ghosts? - Yes. I’ve seen my twin sister’s ghost several times in my life.
63: Do I believe in aliens? - Yes
64: Do I believe in magic? - No
65: Do I believe in luck? - Yes
66: What’s the weather like right now? It’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit and cloudy
67: What was the last book I read? Mother Knows Best: A Tale of the Old Witch Best by Serena Valentino
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - No
69: Do I have any nicknames? - Boo, Gracie Pie, Dot
70: What was the worst injury I ever had? - I broke my spine when I was 16
71: Do I spend money or save it? - I tend to spend it but I’m trying to save it right now
72: Can I touch my nose with my tongue? - Yes. I can also touch the bottom of my chin with my tongue
73: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of me? - Yes, there’s a pillowcase and a blanket
74: Favorite animal? - Panda Bear
75: What was I doing last night at 12 a.m.? - Sleeping
76: What do I think Satan’s last name is? - I don’t know, Smith? We’re probably all overthinking it and it’s something much more simple than Morningstar
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - Flashy by GameBoyJones
78: How can you win my heart? - By not judging me based on my past and my disabilities
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - Quacked to Death
80: What is my favorite word? - Feshnickit - the act of consuming alcohol until a point is reached where an individual is unable to function normally
81: My top 5 blogs on Tumblr - lady-raziel, just-shower-thoughts, plus-ultra-writings, drawing-prompt-s, and writing-prompt-s
82: If the whole world was listening right now, what would I say? - What that tongue do? (Idk I think it’d be really funny if the whole world just randomly heard that in their heads). If we’re talking like I’m on tv and broadcasting to the whole world and I’m not just telepathic/mind reading, then I’d probably say something about rights for women, colored people, and LGBTQ+ people
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - Nope
84: Superpower of choice? - The power to affect probability. What’s the probability that I’ll ace this test? 100% What’s the probability that it will rain on my wedding day? 0% What’s the probability that my dad will shit his pants every time he hears the word “dragon”? 80%
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - Have you been handcuffed before and if yes, then why?
86: What is my current desktop picture? -
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87: Had sex? - No
88: Bought condoms? - No
89: Been pregnant? - No
90: Failed a class? - Yes. I failed IT twice and Java Programming once.
91: Kissed a boy? - No
92: Kissed a girl? - Yes
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - No
94: Had a job? - It wasn’t an actual paid job, but I worked as a student aid in my school’s library in my senior year of high school.
95: Left the house without my wallet? - Yes
96: Bullied someone on the internet? - I’ve bullied people in real life, but not on the internet.
97: Had sex in public? - No
98: Played on a sports team? - I played basketball with a church league for 6 years
99: Smoked weed? - No
100: Done drugs? - I take prescription drugs for my disabilities, but I’ve never “done” drugs, no.
101: Smoked cigarettes? - No
102: Drank alcohol? - No
103: Am I a vegan/vegetarian? -  No
104: Been overweight? - I currently am
105: Been underweight? - No
106: Been to a wedding? - I’ve been to 4 weddings
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - Yes
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - Yes
109: Been outside my home country? - No
110: Gotten my heart broken? - Yes, but not in a “I got dumped or turned down” kind of way. Someone close to me told me something really devastating.
111: Been to a professional sports game? - I once went to a Clemson Tigers vs University of South Carolina Gamecocks game, which was a pretty big game for South Carolina
112: Broken a bone? - I broke my L5 vertebrae
113: Cut myself? - Never on purpose, but yes. I sliced open my thumb knuckle once and had to get 3 stitches.
114: Been to prom? - I threw my own prom at home my junior year of high school because my school’s actual prom was 3 days after my spinal surgery so I wouldn’t have been able to go. I went to my school’s prom the year after and the theme was Emerald City from The Wizard of Oz
115: Been on an airplane? - No
116: Flown by helicopter? - No
117: What concerts have I been to? - I once went to a concert at my church for a Christian barbershop quartet called Soul’d Out
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - Yes
119: Learned another language? - I took Spanish classes for 3 years and French for 6 years
120: Worn makeup? - I’ve worn makeup before for stage performances but I don’t like to wear it regularly. Every once in awhile I’ll wear some mascara.
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - No
122: Had oral sex? - No
123: Dyed my hair? - I’ve dyed my hair purple, and blue. I liked it better purple.
124: Voted in a presidential election? Voting day for the 2020 election is in 8 days, and it’s the 1st presidential election I’ll be old enough to vote in, but I don’t think I’m going to vote.
125: Rode in an ambulance? - Several times. I had a lot of seizures when I was a little kid. My longest one lasted at least 2 hours.
126: Had surgery? - I’ve had 2 major surgeries: I had my gallbladder removed and I had a spinal surgery to fix my broken vertebrae where they screwed 3 of my vertebrae together and used part of my hip to make a bone graft to cover it.
127: Met someone famous? - Unless the guys from Soul’d Out count, I don’t think so.
128: Stalked someone on a social network? - Definitely not (and if I had, I probably wouldn’t tell you guys)
129: Peed outside? - Do Porta Potties count?
130: Been fishing? - Yes. I went once when I was maybe 8 years old, and I was the only one of my siblings to catch a fish. I caught it by the eye socket though and its eye fell out. I’m still not sure exactly how that happened.
131: Helped with charity? - Yes. I don’t remember what the charity was called, but I worked in a warehouse once to collect shoes for homeless shelters
132: Been rejected by a crush? - Yes, but it was when I was 11 so I don’t know if that really counts
133: Broken a mirror? - No, but I’ve punched a hole in a wall before
134: What do I want for my birthday/Christmas? - The number one thing on my list is some Artemis Drawing Figurines. They have adjustable and interchangeable hands, and they come in both male and female shapes.
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tigresjumeaux · 7 years
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As per the request of @my-insanity-is-irrelevant​, here goes nothing. Not even gonna reblog the ask meme post bc I’m literally answering every question rip
1. What is you middle name? Marie. #basic 2. How old are you? 19. 3. When is your birthday? May 31.  4. What is your zodiac sign? Gemini. I’m actually two people and they’re both snakes.  5. What is your favorite color? I honestly don’t have one, they all have their perks. I do tend to favor cooler and darker colors tho 6. What’s your lucky number? 7 and 9, but odd numbers tend to treat me nicely in general.  7. Do you have any pets? Three! A Boxer named Buster, and two 14 y/o cats named Asheley and Nadia. Here’s hoping for many more in the future. :’) 8. Where are you from? Born in Seattle, raised in the greater St. Louis area, and going to school in Muncie, IN.  9. How tall are you? 5′6″ 10. What shoe size are you? 8 in American women’s size. 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Oh lord. Probably like 15 because I refuse to get rid of any, but I only wear like 4. 12. What was your last dream about? Roller coasters and an ex being nasty. DJ Khaled was there.  13. What talents do you have? I’m fairly good at reading people, and also drawing. I’m also a quick learner, if that counts as a talent? 14. Are you psychic in any way? I wish. I have a weird force of karma that seems to follow the people who have hurt me around, but that could be coincidence. I’ve helped check other people’s energies (as well as my own) before, but my knowledge is limited and I don’t think I have the sense of self to pursue that right now. 15. Favorite song? At no point in my life have I had just one, but “Fury” by Muse and “Love is Mystical” by the Cold War Kids are up there right now.  16. Favorite movie? Wonder Woman was so, so good, y’all. I also like  17. Who would be your ideal partner? daisy ridley right now, my standards are both really low and really high. Just...someone I get along with and who gives a rat’s ass?  18. Do you want children? I think I might, yeah. Depends on who I end up with, but I like the idea of making small humans and showing them how the world works. Teaching others has always helped me figure shit out, anyway.  19. Do you want a church wedding? nooooo thank you 20. Are you religious? Not in the sense that I participate in organized religion, but I do believe in aspects of many different religions. I’m particularly fond of reincarnation. 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? I had to have my chin stitched up when I was like, 3. And also I had my tonsils out at 10.  22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nope, and I’d prefer to keep it that way.  23. Have you ever met any celebrities? I met Paramore the summer before my junior year, and I met Jensen, Jared, and Misha from SPN my senior year! 24. Baths or showers? Showers. 25. What color socks are you wearing? au naturale i’m barefoot bitches 26. Have you ever been famous? one time i did a drawing and it got 100 notes 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? noooooo maybe C-list at most 28. What type of music do you like? I’ll listen to just about anything, but I lean towards alt rock, metal, punk, some indie if it isn’t too hippie-ish. 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nah 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Like...7?  31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my stomach with my top half wrapped around a pillow or a blanket.  32. How big is your house? Two-story, four bedrooms. Parents raised three wild kiddos here 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? A smoothie or a sandwich when I’m actually up in time.  34. Have you ever fired a gun? No, but I’d like to at least try. 35. Have you ever tried archery? yes and i ain’t no katniss 36. Favorite clean word? Maverick (that’s one of many) 37. Favorite swear word? Fuck. it’s just so versatile 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 60 hours or so 39. Do you have any scars? On my heels, chin, thighs, hips, and over my wristbones. I’m clumsy, have pets, and have self-harmed. 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? An anon flirted w me on Tumblr but it was someone in my French class, lel. Wasn’t a secret for too long. 41. Are you a good liar? White lies, yes. Big lies, noooo. 42. Are you a good judge of character? Generally? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Not a whole lot on my own, but I’ll pick up anything I hear regularly. 44. Do you have a strong accent? Not really? I just kinda talk and drop bits of different accents here and there. I don’t think I have that much of a St. Louis accent. 45. What is your favorite accent? I have a soft spot for slight Southern accents. Eastern European and Australian are also awesome.  46. What is your personality type? sad 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? A $120 jacket from Zumiez. It’s HUF brand but I bought it for the wolves on it tbh 48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes and it comes in handy w girlfriends 49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie  50. Left or right handed? Right 51. Are you scared of spiders? I used to, but I’m getting better. They startle me but I’ve carried a wolf spider outside so 52. Favorite food? changes by the hour tbh tho chicken is always good 53. Favorite foreign food? Shepherd’s Pie.  54. Are you a clean or messy person? Clean, but disorganized. My room is cluttered but not like, dirty.  55. Most used phrase? "Oh my god.” 56. Most used word? like 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? depends. not usually over 45 minutes unless I’m getting Fancy.  58. Do you have much of an ego? Not really.  59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Yes. 60. Do you talk to yourself? More than anyone else. 61. Do you sing to yourself? Yes, especially when I can’t hear my own voice. 62. Are you a good singer? N o 63. Biggest Fear? Forgetting and being forgotten. 64. Are you a gossip? drama that don’t involve me is the best drama 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Goodwill Hunting aaaaaa 66. Do you like long or short hair? On myself, defs long. I love pulling it back too much for short.  67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yep! I 68. Favorite school subject? English. Also psychology.  69. Extrovert or Introvert? Extrovert with trust issues, abandonment issues, and that shuts down a lot. and also clinical depression 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No, but I’ve been snorkeling! 71. What makes you nervous? Anything has the potential to make me nervous, tbh. But not knowing things is The Worst 72. Are you scared of the dark? Oh god yes 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? I do when it’s something small. Big mistakes are things you gotta figure out for yourself. 74. Are you ticklish? Less and less over time, tbh.  75. Have you ever started a rumor? Never on purpose. I’ve heard a few things I’ve said get distorted and spread but I try to Cut That Shit Out Quick 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? I was a President of a few clubs in high school, captain of the swim team, and a manager for the track and cross country teams.  77. Have you ever drank underage? Whenever I can, tbh. Not even to get drunk, necessarily, it just tastes good 78. Have you ever done drugs? Only weed with a close friendo of mine. I also may have saved a few narcotics from my wisdom tooth removal for a rainy day 79. Who was your first real crush? My best friend in middle school. That was a doozy.  80. How many piercings do you have? I have doubles in my ears, so 4. I’d like triples and possibly a septum piercing.  81. Can you roll your Rs? Yep! Sometimes I do it by accident when speaking 82. How fast can you type? Not very tbh 83. How fast can you run? That depends on why I’m running. 84. What color is your hair? Dirty blonde. 85. What color are your eyes? Blue-gray. 86. What are you allergic to? Certain kinds of deodorant and also tumblr 87. Do you keep a journal? I mean I scribble down stream of consciousness shit when trying to Cope w things, but I don’t keep one regularly.  88. What do your parents do? Dad’s an engineer, mom’s the HR person for a whackass ad company w fun people 89. Do you like your age? I mean I’d rather be able to legally drink, but I’m a legal adult but it doesn’t feel Real yet so I guess it ain’t all bad 90. What makes you angry? When people are mean for literally no good reason. 91. Do you like your own name? it’s aiight. people trying to pronounce my last name is amusing 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? I like the name Oliver a lot for a guy? But really I guess it’d depend on my what my wife likes 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? dog 94. What are your strengths? I know people and can communicate pretty well, and I’m generally good at being pretty friendly. Also I can swim so if someone throws me in the water the joke is on them 95. What are your weaknesses? Can’t be left alone for long periods of time, relying on one person for everything, and ignoring myself and other friends, compulsive tendencies, and an overall obsessive personality. 96. How did you get your name? Named after my dad’s grandma, iirc. Except Claire instead of Clara.  97. Were your ancestors royalty? I’m sure someone was idk 98. Do you have any scars? didn’t I answer this already 99. Color of your bedspread? Black and white at home, orange and purple in my dorm. 100. Color of your room? Very dark forest green. I like it lots.
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chocoboru · 6 years
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People are supposed to pick one for me but i’m bored so i’m gonna answer ALL of these
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
The more Milk the better
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
If i’m not freezing my ass off in general HELL YEAH
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
Bookmarks
4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
sweetener in there and i’m good (don’t drink coffee)
5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
oh yes which makes my smiles look very awkward
6: do you keep plants?
Yes but they always die :(
7: do you name your plants?
They’re all called Planty
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
i just reblog stuff on tumblr lol
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
Yes i also talk to myself 24/7
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
Side
11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?
Baistenkleisten
12: what’s your favorite planet?
It used to be Saturn but then i found out it isn’t actually blue (don’t know why i thought i was) and now i’m pissed
13: what’s something that made you smile today?
a video of one of my favorite bands
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
i wouldn’t live with my best friend cause i love being alone
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
too lazy lmao
16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?
just plain pasta with tomatosauce
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
lilac
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
i once let out a very loud fart in public
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
Yeah but i never ever use it
20: what’s your favorite eye color?
all eye colors are beautiful
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
i only have one and i use it cause i need a bag to carry things so yea
22: are you a morning person?
who even IS a morning person?
23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
Youtube & Tumblr all day
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
Yep my best friend
25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?
gurl i’ve never broken in anywhere lol
26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
Black shoes with smol red roses on the side
27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?
i don’t like bubblegum
28: sunrise or sunset?
sunset
29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
ehh nothin lol SORRY ILY but u ain’t cute omg i’m MEAN
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
Duh!
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
If i get the chance not to wear socks i will NOT wear socks. They’re just so uncomfortable and i HATE when i have to sleep with socks because it’s so cold URGH
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
Never been with my friend til 3am 
33: what’s your fave pastry?
do Brezel count? If not then Croissaint
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
It’s a duck and it’s yellow with a red beak and plays a goodnight song. I used to have a purple one but i lost it somewhere and cried so much
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
I do! but i resist buying them because i would never ever use them
36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?
i’m sleepy so idk most bands i listen to are upbeat
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
it’s not like i LIKE it being messy i just really hate cleaning
38: tell us about your pet peeves!
just.. people lol
39: what color do you wear the most?
black duh
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?
A moon necklace my mom got for me for my birthday! i wanted a moon necklace for so long and she just gave one to me and it’s made out of real silver like??!!
41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?
I only just read Percy Jackson please don’t kill me and I LUV IT
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
i don’t drink coffee
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
uhm my mom
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
bitch idk
45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
hell NO
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
i love puns but idk i don’t feel like using my brain rn
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
onions!
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
Death. I think it still is
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
Yes! I love supporting artist and hey if i buy a CD I have somethin from it too! Last CD i bought was a Ariana Grande album.
50: what’s an odd thing you collect?
Disney coloring books and stickers lol
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
My best friend. One Last Time by Ariana Grande
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
I love Evil Patrick
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
Shame on me i’ve only seen Heathers and i did not like it at all
54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
my best friend
55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?
uhh yell? lmao i don’t know
56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
When they are kind to animals, when they love Disney or Harry Potter.. when they’re a fan of books
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
ugh gurl i don’t want to i’m tried af
58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
GROUP of friends? Sweety no there is only one friend
59: what’s your favorite myth?
i only know conspiracies
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
I love Edgar Allan Poe
61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?
stupidest gift i’ve given was toilet paper
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
only if somewhere on vacay and i’ll drink orange juice
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
They are oraginized in a specific way and if anyone messes shit up i’ll be ANGRY. 
64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
Grey-ish
65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?
no
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
flower crown sksksksks
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
Happy, gloomy, comfy
68: what’s winter like where you live?
cold but not much snow
69: what are your favorite board games?
wizards chess duh
70: have you ever used a ouija board?
hell no i’m not messing with that shit
71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?
mint tea
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?
i even forget to note things down
73: what are some of your worst habits?
i never clean things up after me 
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
Sass master, kinda gross, gets me
75: tell us about your pets!
they all dead
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?
taking a shower
77: pink or yellow lemonade?
i never had pink lemonade
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
HATEclub!!!
79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
oh man there is a lot but like i said i don’t wanna use my brain rn
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
white and dark purple. I wanted a witchy vibe but failed hard
81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
meh
82: are/were you good in school?
yes until the bullying got too bad and fucked me up
83: what’s some of your favorite album art?
Lana Del Rey Paradise album
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
a tattoo for my dog and a disney tattoo
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
i used to read manga idk if that counts but not anymore
86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
i guess
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
Jurassic Park, Lady and the Tramp, Mean Girls
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
i’m bored
89: are you close to your parents?
only to my mom
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.
i didn’t travel a lot yet so i don’t have one
91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
no where cuz i’m broke
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
there is no such thing as ‘too much cheese’ DROWN THAT BITCH
93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?
just my hair down i’m not good with beauty stuff i wish i was tho
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
my mom
95: what are your plans for this weekend?
eating
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
i procrastinate until my computer doesn’t give me a choice anymore
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
can’t remembers, Capricorn but i relate more to my rising which is Cancer, and Hogwarts house is either Slytherin or Ravenclaw. I’d rather be a Ravenclaw i think
98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
uhhh..
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
ducks
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?
future because i past was horrible
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