#one looks like he’s crouching???

[ozarkthedog]

What’s a girl gotta do to see these pics?????

[dangoulains-devotion]

[saturnsconstellation]

Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.

He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)

[lifeisbetterinmydreams]

i feel like in the past few weeks rosekiller has started to seem like a basic golden retriever/black cat vibe and i just want everyone to remember that they are both freaks. they’re both insane. that’s why they’re great, they’re not like every other ship. they’re insane.

[sugarcarnation]

love love love how similar these two panels are. makes me insane

[deathnguts]

Peak Barty and the skittles characterization in au’s is having the rest of the skittles be cryptids or something adjacent and him being the disturbed teen average human that stumbled upon them and was quickly accepted as one of their own because if you really think about it that’s what happened at hogwarts too

[enden-k]

im glad to see im not the only one going all feral over his battle voice lines so i put together the rest for the non lycaon havers (its just chain attack/assist/swap lines only tho, theres much more he says ofc)

"dont look straight at the moon" - "a deep clean" - "at your service" - "yes, master" - "stand still" (losing my mind over this one) - "amateurs"

[katakosmos]

barty, who is voldemort's secret weapon. smart, charming and charismatic. but above all, his father works at the ministry. above suspicion. he joins the death eaters and it's almost a blessing, if it weren't for that little problem with the imperius curse. before allowing him to attend the meetings, voldemort secretly teaches him to resist his father's control. he frees barty from a huge burden and at the same time he gets rid of a problem.

then, there's evan. he only joined the death eaters so he could let go. allow himself to lose control. he's the powerful heir of an ancient pureblood family, yes, but voldemort already has plenty of supporters like him. he's quiet, skilled, and he tries to follow orders... but when he kills it's difficult to remember where he is. he carries with him an insatiable bloodlust.

evan is "all brawn and little brains", while barty thinks too much. they get paired up on their first mission, and in all the following ones.

why? who is this kid – barely 19 – who smiles at evan, and tells him it's "a pleasure" to finally meet him? who looks at him with disappointment when evan doesn't respect his perfect plans? who does he think he is?

he says evan's "funny", he calls the dark lord "voldemort". nobody knows his full name.

barty. that's it.

evan doesn't have time to waste babysitting. pairing them is stupid, they'll never get along.

but, somehow, they make it work.

[puppyeared]

Forever and ever

[marsconer]

marauders stans and their absurd ideas about snape turning me away from the community and into the arms of you snape stans???? more likely than y’all think!!!! would y’all take me? <3

[morsmortish]

i feel very strongly about barty being almost absurdly tall, and yet also so scrawny. he’s a tangle of long limbs and he always looks unsteady on his feet, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one of those baby trees that has to be tied to a fence to keep it upright.

[bvrtysbvtches]

i love remus lupin because his internal monologue is just a shit ton of self hatred and thinking he’s a monster while at the same time the entirety of hogwarts is literally simping over him

[hussyknee]

Been meaning to bathe the kittens but kept putting it off bc the last time I bathed them was when they were much tinier and more forgiving. But today I nearly stepped on a decapitated mouse they had dragged upstairs, so into the tub they all went. They're now fresh, kissable, and heartbroken. 💔

[lecliss]

I know I obsessed over it on my last playthrough, but I'm once again fucking EMOTIONAL over the kid asking Vincent to avenge his parents deaths. Like just. The silence. The fact that Vincent crouches down to the kid's level to let the kid know he's listening. Getting up and walking away without a single word to the kid. The refusal to be a part of more vengeance. And denying the kid any opportunity to be aided in an attempt at it. Like Vincent is genuinely so bad at talking to people and doesn't want to talk either, but he doesn't have to say anything in that scene for the intention to be clear. The world doesn't need to keep perpetuating that cycle and Vincent's not about to be an accomplice in that for a literal child.

[ratatatastic]

he is majestic in the way he charges anything with a pulse like a great big moose

minnesota wild @ florida panthers | 10.22.24

[paul-simon-juggling]

Young Simon & Garfunkel pics that make me happy which u may or may not have seen: Paul Edition :D