#one idiot and a child

[lomlompurim]

respost separated from the og post bc I really liked this silly little thing I made

And a little extra of my own

little binghe has a goal in this life and it only gets worse once he mets sqq, no one dares to threaten his position as sqq's future wife, he literally was born to be his spouse!!

[ginniesfangirllife]

............

No. I refuse to view these two as the same person.

[everythingsallticketyboo]

Crowley: I think humans should have glow stick juice injected in their bones when they’re born, that way if they break their bones, there’s a fun little surprise. Aziraphale: What’s the surprise? Crowley: Blood poisoning.

[demonsascent]

Burton content to brighten everyone’s day! 🖤

[triglycercule]

horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs

i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food

you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)

[fallingforspring]

I’ve been thinking of older brother!Danny and Bruce so much lately.

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[allumikota]

Am thinking about d&d

[soupmanspeaks]

You know what

In celebration of a common CC W

Here's some rare Soup art of the boy

[alexisntedgy]

I will never shut up about how weird it was when julian sexualised alison breastfeeding a baby. alison. her baby.

it went against everything we’d come to know and expect from julian. i had to pause because of the absurdity of it. julian has not once shown a sexual interest in alison. in the later seasons, he was respectful of her boundaries, usually more than thomas was. by season five, he was still julian, because he always will be, but he was respectful of the people around him. and even from quite early on he seemed to have a sense of what just wasn’t okay.

we know julian did absolutely awful things in life, but in death he found a second chance and he took it. his family is a group mostly of people he once would have been an active political/social threat to, but after all that power was stripped away in an instant, and alison came along and changed all their lives for the better, he became peers with these people because there was no way to benefit from hatred anymore and he slowly, very slowly changed.

so yes, hearing him make a rather horrible sexual comment like that towards alison, who is around the same age his own daughter is and who he loves as family, about feeding mia, a baby who’s conception he celebrated like everyone else, who he waited by the phone for to know when she’d arrived, who he’d grinned and stared at when she finally came home-

yeah. I have to disregard that episode regardless of other issues because otherwise, every moment I’ve seen julian be a decent person in the afterlife is just tainted. if that’s how he is by the end of the show, he is tainted for me. he deserved better than that kind of stereotypical, too-far and frankly not funny-ironic-misogynistic just gross-dehumanising-misogynistic joke.

[fromtheseventhhell]

I don't think anyone who believes Arya is focused on revenge has ever actually read her chapters, it's just been one long game of telephone where people repeat a take they heard so they can pretend they know what they're talking about

[feralnumberfive]

The Umbrella Academy as Will Wood lyrics [1]

[sidetongue]

look at hims dancy legs

[fairweathermyth]

MR. SUNSHINE + episode two [Dong-mae introduction]

[blacksilkcravat]

Behold, I have committed fic - my first Gentlebeard modern AU. Based off of this Tumblr post.

Title: Pebbling

Author: blacksilkcravat

Rating: Teen and up

Fandom: Our Flag Means Death

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach / Stede Bonnet

Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet

Summary: A chance meeting leads to a beautiful friendship involving late-night texts and pretty rocks, but will it lead to something more?

Tags: Based on a Tumblr Post, Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, Idiots in Love, There Was Only One Bed, Past Child Abuse, nothing graphic, a tiny bit of angst, Happy Ending, all my favorite tropes in one fic, Neurodivergent Stede Bonnet, Neurodivergent Blackbeard | Edward Teach

Word Count: 6907

Status: Complete