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melyapperofthecentury · 5 days ago

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THE SAYURA BRAINROT IS REAL WITH THIS ONE!!! It's so confusing and dooming for anyone that may or may not know her but one thing for it is not a good thing when I am obsessed with a character

Nekas used:

https://www.neka.cc/composer/13673

https://www.neka.cc/composer/13932

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.

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smrtnik07 · 21 days ago

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i havent drawn anything worth posting in a while hi ^__^ erm..... are texans always this strange and unusual?

#reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 spoilers #????????????#i love being a gacha gamer goodlord. its like embarrassing how much my brain likes them.#it all started with bandori.......... i can never escape now.#esp as like. a video game design student. i recognise most of these games have like no good gameplay. but i cant help it...its fun..#i love logging in for like 5 minutes every day doing my stupid dailies and thats it. maybe repeat that once more in the afternoon #im yappiiingggg anyways the new reverse update is nice #they should go back to europe tho pspspsps come to the balkans ^_^ we have so much drama worth exploring.#i liked argus but mostly in the scenes where they werent trying to make her look cool....just a nice lady overall. id like to hang out w he #i think im gonna start posting more ocs from now on tho.... def on my brain more #i know people barely interact with those posts of mine but who gaf #or maybe pjsk since its slowly creeping its way back into my brain. mizukiwhen i fucking get you.mizuki #ermmm ok thats all i have to say for now adios #(dont read the rest of these its embarrassign)#argus reverse 1999 #tuesday reverse 1999 #wtf is that other girls name #kimberly reverse 1999 #i think idk #shes so fun wtf is wrong with you.#art i made

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starry-bi-sky · 5 months ago

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more incorrect quotes for the stillborn danyal au - dpxdc

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Student: so like,, *gesturing to Plasmius* is he like,,, your dad or...?? Phantom: he would be if he wasn't such a BITCH Plasmius: excuse me Phantom: YOU HEARD ME

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Under the Bleachers: Danny and Dash smoking in solidarity Dash: Danny: Dash: do you have notes from Lancer's class today Danny: since when do I ever have notes from Lancer's class Danny: I can ask Tucker but only if you have notes from Abernathy's class Dash: deal

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Sam and Tucker: *making s'mores with Danny's lava hair* Danny, as Phantom: >:I Sam: you're just mad because you didn't think of it first Danny: yEAH

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Danny, freshly ghosted: .... Danny: well. at least i dont need to waste money on lighters anymore

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Tucker: with how long your hair gets we may just have to start calling you rapunzel Danny: don't you dare Sam: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your lava hair Danny: NO

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Danny's hair tie breaks in the middle of a fight Danny: fuck Skulker: language child Danny, pushing lava bangs out of his face: fuck you! just for this im turning your suit into molten slag Skulker: waitholdonwecantALK--

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Danny: you know, by your logic Maddie is equally as guilty for abandoning you as Jack. She also never visited you while you were in the hospital. Vlad, had put his infatuation with Maddie aside but still kinda had feelings for her: Vlad: you're right Danny, not used to an adult agreeing with him: I-- huh, I am? Vlad: yes. If Dr. Walker had cared about me -- even if only as a friend, she would have tried to remain in contact with me. But she didn't. She is also as equally guilty for the accident that took your life too since she also failed to properly check over the portal for flaws and any improper wiring. Danny: wait- wait, i mean-- Vlad: this means only one thing Danny, bewildered: ??? Vlad, extinguishing all lingering feelings: I have to kill her too (somehow) Danny: nO.

#danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc au #dpxdc prompt #dpdc #stillborn? no still born au #stillborn danny #danyal al ghul au #danyal al ghul #flanderizing the vlad and danny dynamic just a little🕺 🕺 🕺 as a treat #parental vlad masters #my vlad masters could beat up your canon vlad masters #my vlad masters also wears a ribcage corset and is permanently cursed with BabyFaced 20 Year Oldness when he's plasmius #danny: hey so my foster mom also never talked to you when you were hospitalized tho | vlad: oh shit u right | danny: i am #vlad: she's also not blameless in your death either. | danny: uh oh | vlad (ultimately A Dad First): this means i have to kill her too #bc if phantom can be a permanent 14yo then plasmius is also a permanent college student and i think thats hilarious. he physically cannot #grow a goatee as plasmius. he can get all the facial hair he wants as vlad but not as a ghost. L to him. this only fuels his vendetta #SB Vlad: im gonna kill maddie | canon vlad: you WHAT #hc that maddie got her doctorate with her maiden name first and refuses to change it. jack and vlad both supported this decision in college #and still do. im taking Vlad's creepiness about maddie out back and shooting it in the kneecaps. boom gone now i can just make him Parental #vlad saw maddie try and shoot danny once and promptly did a 180 on his feelings.#vlad: ah well actually fuck you too now. you shot my kid | danny: NOT YOUR KID #i want everyone to know that i was listening to thunder bringer when i was making the vlad plasmius design and so that is now attributed to #him forever and ever. i curse him with the Zeus Boss Battle Theme Song

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celtrist · 1 month ago

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Controversial opinion: Vox's design sucks

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Because he should be wearing a NORMAL TIE. not a BOWTIE. It would:

Add to his businessman persona

Give a place for that wifi symbol to go that isn't awkward

Be a good opposing design to Alastor's bowtie

Potentially give the idea he's moved away (or attempting to) from Alastor. Especially if they had it that Vox USED to wear a bowtie.

Also, we joke about it but seriously, why does everyone have a bowtie when it doesn't make sense for some characters like Husk--

I rest my case your honors.

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Rebuttle:

Vox having the bowtie could signify him latching onto his past with Alastor and not being able to move on

#DAMMIT. FOILED BY MYSELF ONCE AGAIN #Oh don't mind me just having a two way debate with myself #We all know the bowtie was just cuz Viv happens to like that on her characters #which we all have a sort of favorite go to design element so can't blame her #(even if on a professional level maybe that shouldn't be the case but I digress. She's fair to live her bowtie dreams)#But think of the SYMBOLISM that isn't actually there #Which fair. This is 100% one of those things fans might look more into than the creator and the creator is justified not thinking it #Bowties are deep and complex now #Vox like a cat or dog not wanting to get clothes put on them when Velvette tries to put him in a normal ass tie is a fun visual at least #Vel: “Vox if you want a more professional look you need to get rid of the bowtie.”#Vox: “No. I refuse. I must prove I wear a bowtie better than Alastor.”#celtrist #cel rambles #hazbin hotel #hellaverse #hazbin hotel design #hazbin hotel critique #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox the tv demon

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dykedvonte · 2 months ago

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wanted to say I appreciate your nuanced takes on MW and especially Curly. i don't get the claim that the fandom is full of Curly apologists when majority (esp yt and tiktok) say he's worse than Jimmy. Yes there's commentary about bro culture defending people, he def messed up in trying to placate Jimmy (tbh "we'll fix this" sounded more like trying to keep someone prone to outbursts like Jim calm and not hurt Anya/himself) but I don't think he did nothing to help Anya, since she continued to confide in him and he had less than a week to resolve it before the crash (I also don't get everyone saying he knew for ages when it seems like Anya told him that same week). I get Jimmy's a pos but saying stuff like Curly should've known he'd crash the ship or that Jim had a criminal record he ignored, reducing them to obviously horrible villain and willfully ignorant sidekick feels like a disservice to the game. If your best friend turned out to be horrible, what would you do in a confined space in the span of a few days to respond? I'd say some of the horror comes from trying to do good but ultimately failing, Curly's state after the crash is meant to be tragic horror not revenge/punishment

Thank you and this is what I want to get across.

A lot of information we have to supplement when it comes to how long things have been happening on this current ship. I think people try to add on to the horror and negligence by making things more obvious so it can feel like it was easier to avoid when, true to life, its not. Jimmy clearly didn't deserve or appreciate what Curly did for him in getting him the job, but do you think if Jimmy was that big of a menace on Earth he would've given him a position where he could have that level of power over people's lives? There's something in the fact he specifically chose to pick a position so close to himself where he could watch Jimmy.

I hate the bro code argument because that is a whole can of worms people really don't get. That sort of mentality is born from the general respect and preference of male matter over female ones. Curly is clearly not that guy, he is absent minded about the issue and inadvertently dismissive but he clearly believes Anya, he just can't understand what she's going through. It's an onslaught of information that no one really reacts right to. Additonally, the entire discussion of her assualt plays to heavy into the idea that there is fault outside of the perpertratior when it comes to SA. It's too close if she only did this or if Curly had protected her better but the fact of the matter is Jimmy did what he did. He did it before any of the conversations with Anya about it and it's why her behavior seemed to change so drastically in those last two days.

He has other conflicting thought and while his role as a Captain should've taken over, people act like it's not a very human thing to have such a toxic presence cloud your judgement. It is never easy to separate friend from coworker once that connection is formed, you want to help them, especially if they were friend first and for a long while like in this case. It's not right, but people act like it would be easy when the game clearly points out that no choice is easy to make, especially when you have to make it for more than one person. You have the weigh the consequences, look at all the options and make a plan. People can headcanon and decide how long things where happening, but if we look at what we were presented through the characters eyes, the only person given time to do that was Jimmy.

He waited two months after the crash to appoint himself Captain. Every time a problem was brought up he immediately took action and refused to sit on it and find a better solution. I think it's important to look at the warped way Jimmy takes initiative where Curly didn't as it works as a good contrast of why you don't just run in to "fix" things. The quickest and easiest option may not be the safest or most beneficial. I think some thoughts on the game suffer from the black and white thinking the game doesn't operate on along with us being voyeurs. We see what exactly led to what but the characters don't. They don't have the hindsight and foresight we do and even ours is scrambled by the non-linear story telling.

Like it's hard to talk abuou those grey zones without sounding like an apologist because you're explaining why taking responsibility isn't easy. It's not and it's weird to act like it would be in a scenerio that led up to the events of the game knowing what we know. We see all these characters in such isolated moments with various things before, in between, after and even during we aren't privy too. The idea that Jimmy is worse than Curly heavily banks on the words Jimmy was saying to Jimmy before he crashed the ship. That whatever happened on the ship was his responsibility to bare, which is true due to his position. But, are they not still not responsible for taking the actions Curly then must bare?

Like i feel like people think that these are situation that become easier with age or when you are in a postion of authority and they aren't. You don't lose your biases or gain some sudden knowledge that makes it easier. It just becomes more tiring as you keep dealing with it. I would be first in line to say Curly fucked up and should've done more but the idea he knew how bad it could get or he really saw the worst in the people around him and ignored it pretty much ignores a huge aspect of his character and the game.

#i do believe Anya was a victum to Jimmy more than once before the crash but the game plays wit the sort of fear of waiting and stagnation #i believe the reason she decided to tell him was becasuse she finally broke down and tested to see if she was pregnant after one too many #signs and its why she went to hide the gun because she knew now that there was proof of what Jimmy did and was he would do anything to #cover it up and while she also didn't want the baby there was no sure fire way to safely induce a miscarriage or abortion cause shes smart #enough to know that hence her reading the illusion of choice and taking measures to protect herself #but in the hypothetical it was a one time occurence I think Jimmy would act like one single mistake shouldn't define him and Anya thinks #that if she did something sooner or said something sooner than she or Curly could've stopped all of it but that the hard thing taking actio #its so hard to be preventative to a person like they also have the autonomy to do things and no one on the ship is okay with actively takin #that away outside of Jimmy that its just a delicate issue and people act like it was a conscious choice not to help when he just helped #wrong he did wrong by not immediately punishing Jimmy but at the same time did he even fully get it yet? Jimmy immediately got into his hea #after like the sound design right before he confront him is telling like every track sort of gives you the feeling of the characters where #we cant see their thoughts because again the only two characters pov we get are Jimmy's and Curly's and even then we only get Curly's thru #the responsibilites he has to take like he is always tasked with something because thats his role but we rarely see him do something off hi #own volition cause hes a metaphorical cog in many of the machines the games comments on but he's not actively pulling a switch #also i think people latch on to the we can both be heros things too much when analyzing Curly because Curly very much is not happy being th #leader and current “hero” of the Tulpar he just wants out in a way that doesn't hurt and while he is still responsible for not doing more #the idea he could've easily nipped this in the butt acts like Jimmy was not a beast of his own and that he made Jimmy into the person he wa #vs the fact that Jimmy is a person on his own right that makes these choices others are forced to take responsibility for when he simply c #couldve not done evil shit like at the end of the day Curly is not perfect but not nearly or remotely as bad as Jimmy because for that hed #have to not care hed have to not have tried hed have to not try to take responsibility and he did just not in the right way but thats #subjective to the person and you can only realize you did fuck up after the results are before you and its tragic like this game is a #a tragedy no matter how you try and spin it. There's lessosn to be learnt but at the end of the day it telling the worst moments of peoples #lives and the certain inevitabilities that come with it #mouthwashing #mouthwashing game #curly mouthwashing #captain curly #nurse anya #anya mouthwashing #jimmy mouthwashing

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arrowheadedbitch · 4 months ago

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Thinking about the episode where Nessie Jr hatches and how Colonel Baird assumes that Ezekiel is goofing off so she gives him a job to do and he keeps trying to get that job out of the way as fast as he can so he can go back to the very important job he was doing.

There's so much to be said about that part of the episode!

The way colonel baird assumes he's goofing off, the way he doesn't even try to defend himself until after he's already finished the thing she was stopping him from doing, the way he only explains why he was on his phone after she's already scolded him multiple times, the way he HACKED a GOVERNMENT SATALITE from his CELL PHONE, the way he genuinely cares about the egg despite it being dumped on him because of the assumption that he isn't working on something worthwhile, the way he's genuinely upset that he almost killed the egg by accident, the way he doesn't realise a bunsen burner will kill the baby but knows how to HACK a SATALITE from his CELL PHONE, the way he doesn't really care that Baird kept him away from his important work because of an assumption, the way he never tries to curb her assumption, the way he's only annoyed and really only mildly scolds her for making him take longer to figure out the other's were in big trouble, the way that this episode deeply effects how Baird sees Ezekiel, there's just so much to be said

#ezekiel thrives off of these types of assumptions of him #he knows he cant be upset with her for assuming hes goofing off because she thinks that by his own design #he goes out of his way to make a facade of himself everyone will fall foe #so hes not upset that she fell for it #but he is a little upset that they could have saved the others sooner if shed just let him be #i think him not even trying to defend himself until hes already done says so much about him #like she made him get off his phone like three times and not once did he explain “actually im doing important work on here to make sure our #friends are safe“#not once did he refuse to do the job she gave him #do you think he never told her until after because he thought she wouldnt believe him #he didnt get the chance #he didnt think of it #or he just didnt care enough to tell her #did he think he needed proof in the form of it being done?#did he worry about it making her feel bad if she knew she made a false assumption about him that made his work harder?#was he trying to keep up his facade for as long as he could? only to let it fall when he knew for sure the other librarians were likely in #danger?#like i said #so much to be said here #ezekiel jones #eve baird #nessie #nessie jr #the librarians

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hulloitsdani · 6 months ago

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SHARENA WEEK DAY 6!!!!

SHES DONE!!!!! WHOOOO!!!!

Took me a minute to finally knock this one out and I'm honestly restraining myself from going crazy on the shading and background. But that's eight characters in a style I don't normally work in. I already over estimated the time this would take. I'm calling it here for my sanity.

But with that out of the way, I wanted to thank everyone for the support during Sharena Week!! And an even bigger thank you for the people who made stuff for it! I'm putting it all your art in my pocket. I am running away with it. I am intently staring at it once I have escaped the authorities.

This has been very fun! Big thank you for @sharenaweek / @sharenalovemail for hosting. Please please please go check out everything she's doing. Stare at 'em with your eyes!

And with that I'm gonna back into hibernation! See you once Kiran Fire Emblem inevitably takes over my brain again :D

#Man I was heading into an art block and sharena week single handedly broke me out of that #The time crunch was a fun limitation you know? I had to experiment and I had to do it quickly #Speaking of I do have a spare sketch for a possible day 7 but I'm calling it here. That one will get done when it gets done.#Gonna put my time and effort into it #In regards to the illustration itself GUYS I NEARLY FORGOT RATATOSKR #IM SO SORRY HONEY IT WAS VERY LATE WHEN I WAS SKETCHING #I honestly think she looks the best tho. She might have my favorite FEH oc design (so sorry reginn but youre still the best overall)#Since I had to fit her in once everyone else was already lined I was playing with a version where she was in squirrel form #I have learned that I like drawing squirrels but do not like drawing neopets #fire emblem heroes #feh #fire emblem #feh sharena #fe sharena #sharena #sharenaweek2024 #sharenaweek #fe fjorm #fe eir #fe peony #fe reginn #fe ash #fe seidr #fe ratatoskr #art tag

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anantaru · 1 year ago

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i love it when hoyo makes those unique designs, huohuo's so cool and even though i won't roll for her, she really stands out between all the other female characters, they put so much cool stuff into her clothes and everything 🙇🏻‍♀️ like she really looks like a 5 star alone from her entire design!!

#or maybe i'm just happy to see a different outfit for once #I know not everyone likes her design but I personally really love it #for example if you compare the outfits of the last couple of female characters in hsr #all outfits are the same just different color #like even the top and bottom its all the same and that's so sad #I think jingliu was the last one to have a unique outfit now it's just recoloring #I hope they do add more cooler outfits in the future tho #I mean we will be in another world soon so maybe there!!#໒꒱ ׁׅ ✦ yoru talks hsr'

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anna-scribbles · 9 months ago

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h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work

unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion

#in some ways it IS the move to go to grad school right out of undergrad #because your body can still sort of operate like a college kid #i’m on about 3ish hours of sleep rn and this morning it felt SO over but now i’ve eaten something and we’re so back #i also don’t really do caffeine. except sometimes i’ll go get one of those panera death lemonades #i might be able to snag a short nap before work #but anyway about seventeen year old emilie. i was thinking abt how she was in that movie solitude and adrien said she was seventeen #WAIT. NO. HE SAID SHE WAS SEVENTEEN IN THAT PHOTO ON HIS DESKTOP NOT IN THE MOVIE #well. okay whatever i’m gonna tell you what i was thinking about anyway #OKAY i’m back i just checked the wikipedia page and then i watched the end of gorizilla. to make sure i’m not lying. because i’m normal.#anyway i was thinking about the solitude film and how it’s super rare and old and obscure and whatever. and how apparently #emilie wrote it herself and andre produced it #and i’m thinking about how gabe was discovered by audrey and that’s how he got his start in the fashion industry #so now i’m like?? did gabe and emilie first meet on the set of solitude? because gabe was designing costumes or whatever?#and that’s how audrey found him? have people already thought about this??#also i just checked and it doesn’t say emilie’s last name in the credits and also it’s ‘graham films’ with the twin rings logo m #so i’m assuming she’s still emilie graham de vanily at that point #anyway it comes back to seventeen year old emilie because i started imagining seventeen year old runaway emilie having her new life in pari #after escaping her british nobility life #and the first thing she does is write and star in an original movie. of course.#and she meets this repressed bisexual punk upstart costume designer who is so the opposite of everyone she’s ever known #and he’s immediately so unhealthily obsessed with her. which she appreciates.#and then they proceed to have the most toxic doomed evil relationship of all time #also she gets cheated because once gabe gets money he represses himself SO hard that he is now exactly like all the people emilie grew up w #but at least he’s still obsessed with her #this is what i was thinking about during class today. i don’t know how i get anything done either.#ml #anna rambles #asks

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peacockrulz · 2 months ago

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Funny stuff happens on twitter sometimes dkslfjsdlkf

#these tags are dedicated to the person who told me to stop hiding headcanon info in the tags #im still doing it LKSDFSDFKLFJ #anyway some exposition for my tumblr fans:#J never sleeps. like ever #if she does “sleep” she usually does it sitting in the drop-pod #a lah inuyasha style LMAO #if that makes sense #she never even slept during Tessa's sleepovers #she'd just lay there letting her mind wander #But it always stressed Tessa out that J never relaxed #so one day she was finally able to convince J to TRY. just once.#the first time J ever slept and the first time she truly let her guard down in that manor #was curled up. as small as she could be. next to Tessa.#J was so scared of being found. of being hurt for stopping just once.#so Tessa sat with her the entire time. So she could feel safe enough to finally rest #J can't sleep because it means she'd have to physically stop #and after so long since she the last time she was allowed to rest #I don't think she knows how any more.#and if she did I doubt she'd let herself stop for even a moment #because stopping means letting it catch up to you #its easier just to keep moving; isn't it?#its easier then facing the fact she'll never lay next to her ever again #or smth idk im not a writer lol #ANYWAY thanks for reading :]#murder drones #serial designation j #serial designation v #uzi doorman #tessa is mentioned but I don't really think it warrants a tags :p #I really should be making text posts if im gonna make tags this friggin long

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shalomniscient · 3 months ago

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natlan 5.1 was batshit insane but i won't deny cookery when i see it. last 1/3 of the archon quest is just brilliantly done in my opinion, from writing to level design to soundtrack. just genuine excellence

#sev.screams #natlan #the character centric parts were rather weak to me #ororon has an intriguing arc but i don't care enough about him to care about the arc #similarly i only felt a surface level investment with a lot of the other main cast; though funnily enough excluding citlali #she's a breath of fresh air amongst the cast and i really enjoyed her screentime #there are a lot of story decisions in this quest that i'm impressed and glad hoyo decided to take; it adds a layer of realism to natlan tha #was missing in inazuma and ultimately i believe was the reason inazuma flopped as a nation #there is real tangible weight in the things that happen in natlan; i felt moved by the story and i think that's the hallmark of a good stor #i hope in the next archon quest they don't undo or undermine these decisions in any way. they truly contributed so much to the overall tone #of the story that to remove them would be like taking the legs out from underneath it #writing aside the environmental storytelling and level design also contributed so much to crafting the atmosphere of this quest #it felt gut wrenching in a way inazuma never did. for even the briefest moment these npcs were people and you were watching them struggle #a poignant beautiful desperate struggle that i think is so incredibly human and both moving and heartbreaking to witness #also helped by the exquisite ost. hoyomix has certainly not lost their touch even with yu peng chen gone #despair hope triumph relief; all captured so wonderfully in a score i know i will be listening to for the next few weeks once it drops #i'm rambling so much but. i liked this a lot and i can only hope hoyo sticks the landing on this one #i hate having high expectations but i can't help it for this one i fear

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tenwhiteandalusians · 5 months ago

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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.