#on account of The Agonies

[it-grrl]

I mean, the fact that I successfully rescheduled the ADHD meds follow up appointment over a week before the prior appointment date probably means they're working at least a little bit right?

[spark-circuit]

(said in Wise's voice) "Maybe it was a mistake letting Anby borrow our subscription password for that movie..."

[ghost-luvr]

being a rick and morty fangirl is so embarrassing. like… yeah… i wanna have sex with this thing… jesus christ…

[leche-flandom]

One time I saw Hamlet at the Barbican and then waited outside afterwards for autographs from the cast. As Ciarán Hinds drew nearer and nearer down the line, I was trying to figure out how to concisely say that he was a wonderful Claudius and I loved him in Persuasion, which I watch every few weeks because it's so beautifully shot and his and Amanda Root's performances were so quietly impactful that's it's soothing to have on in times of high stress but of course when he got to me I just ended up blurting, "I WATCH YOU ONCE A MONTH!"

And I would not have blamed him if he went:

But after I explained myself, he just chuckled and said with convincing nostalgia, "Ah, that was during my sailor days."

[manchesterau]

just waiting for the first pics of dnp to hit the dash

[b4kuch1n]

​​​​            saw you.

[old-lady-who]

HE'S MY FAVORITE SEXY RECTANGLE!!

[sand-tower]

those are weird bugs man

[neodiekido]

i like thinking about danganronpa characters using social media but not in a funny chatfic/twitter au way i just like thinking about stupid fucking comical scenarios

[miodiodavinci]

sniffling and whimpering as i rewrite the response to this prompt for the third time, this time taking time to Actually write down all the points i want to cover first in detail instead of kind of just winging it because my brain is intense agony over all this and wants to be done as soon as possible

[sunshowersanddandelionwine]

whatever you do, don’t think about price and the song “bring him home” from Les miserables

[ms--lobotomy]

NOOOOO I SENT MY FRIEND SOMETHING FROM THIS ACCOUNT AND NOW THEY KNOW IM HORNY

[thegazettejournalmirror]

The GAZETTE JOURNAL MIRROR is officially opening an agony aunt column for the tumblr paper!

Our agony aunt column will be named "horrors human" in honour of our 'Human Beings' school mascot!!

Up to three questions will be anonymously answered in the paper. These can be absolutely anything about the school, subjects, personal problems + more! The sky is the limit, human beings! DON'T FORGET TO SIGN OFF WITH AN ANONYMOUS NICKNAME! (e.g. a worried person/shy girl/blushing student)

To enter a question, use our ask box - please do not use messages as this is reserved for story submissions.

Well, what are you waiting for? Bring forth the horrors, Greendalians!

[godblooded]

the way i have no one to grieve with and it’s fucking killing me slowly.

[kidneystones444]

Mr. Yerena brought me to the lake to go fishing today! It was an interesting experience... Though I've never done that before!

[girlyteengirl16]

when my body genuinely aches in pain bc it’s hasn’t felt love in so long