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firedragon1321 · 9 months

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So a little writing funni- the main characters for my Pokemon-esque project just stole a boat from the local Team Rocket. Kuff has declared himself captain as a joke. He looks like this and is a foot tall-

So as I draft up the ending, Jackie- the MC- has a chance to move into the captain's quarters. Instead, he digs in the fukkin' grunt rooms below the deck. Which means guess who's sleeping in the captain's quarters?

#writing #kuff #zunru #on a boat motherfucker #adobe products meme #you can use the last image just link back to me #all images made in krita because fuck adobe #i plan to make a unique art for kuff which doesn't have a weird-ass foot #my art #horrible pun

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allastoredeer · 6 months

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Omg I can't choose between young Alastor pretending to be gay to dodge the draft or him going "You banned broadcasting so now I'm joining and making you pay to give me practical experience"

Right? Both concepts have been bouncing around in my brain. On the one hand, I love Alastor pretending to be gay to avoid going to war. It just - its so good. It's 🤌

But on the other hand, Alastor joining the army and developing skills in radio and broadcasts from there is just so RAHHHHHHHH. I'm chewing on it. Yummy yummy yummy, it's so delicious. It also means he's a war veteran and I just

This guy

This guy is a war veteran

He fought in World War 1

Is that not the greatest thing ever?

#i love it #i really do #its amazing #silly goofy ass bob wearing motherfucker on the front lines #well in the boats where he's doing his radio thang #I can just imagine him bringing it up with the Hazbin gang and they just O.O #its so much fun to think about #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #radio demon #asks #anon #anonymous

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june1stthe1975 · 7 months

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Jordan Hughes

#The 1975 #Matty Healy #I'm on a boat motherfucker

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drawfee-quot3s · 1 year

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i cAn't figure out what this is. soo i've just decided that he's going to be melting

- julia

#so real for this #classic julia design choice of this could be anything so im gonna make it awful #im catching up on re: dracula #spoilers mayhaps #but the joy of going joNATHAN??? MR SIMS?? HELLO?#anD then being like peTER LUKAS???? MOTHERFUCKER?#this man was like put me on a fucked up boat please #who next #jurgen leitner?#stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner?#i actually think if i heard his stupid elias it doesnt have to be this way 🥹👴 voice i would throw my phone #julia lepetit #julia drawfee #drawfee #drawing digimon based only on their original sprites #drawfee quotes #drawfee video

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jiejiian · 2 years

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I love how this whole arc was just Gun gossiping with his girlies (yes, that includes Goo too)

#I like to think he just talks about silly little stories about the crews and his endeavors #Gun isn’t so scary after all #he is just a little man who loves to gossip #*gets beat up by him*#also why are they fishing in a POOL #A POOL IN A BOAT ON THE OCEAN TOO MIGHT I ADD #stupid motherfuckers #lookism #lookism webtoon #lookism manhwa #gun park #gun lookism #park jonggun #lookism gun #lookism goo #goo lookism #kim joongoo #goo kim

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wowitsverycool · 9 months

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*delirious from lack of sleep* so how i think the island could work is, wait have you ever played outer wilds

#fic idea where they work out a pilgrimage to The Island #it was still there the whole time was it not? as confirmed in the qna?#so. you'd have to do a fucking. i don't know. reverse quantum moon.#try your best to stumble into it. enter the island without perceiving it and that is how you get there #like. perseus that motherfucker #you get what i mean?#eh #in stars and time #isat spoilers #like. make sure the person piloting the boat has no idea where they're going. blindfold them if you must. and give them directions while #leaving them in the dark #hrm.

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protocolseben · 1 year

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boat

#bro i can't i'm obsessed #this literal gifset can be filed under 'i fucking love boats'#like the seb is one but THE SEA MAN. THE SEA #AND THE BOATS #i REALLY LIKE WATER AND BOATS #alt title : motherfucker finds the scale tool #sailgp #sebastian vettel #005 makes a gif

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beta-adjacent · 1 year

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Call someone a bottom and no one bats an eye. Call them an omega and society …….. society goes wild.

#omegaverse #a/b/o #a/b/o blog #NO BC I WILL FOREVER BE MAD ABOUT THIS LOWKEY #USING OMEGAVERSE DYNAMICS IS INFINITELY FUNNIER!!!! Y’ALL JUST HAVE BAD HUMOR!!!!!#listen listen listen omegaverse has always been problematic for how dynamics are characterized #but if we’re already on the boat of categorizing people to overgeneralized / hilariously excessive extents #and the criteria are the size of hoodies you wear and how much you yearn to cuddle with a motherfucker #then this is not as far of a stretch as some people in my life have made it out to be

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randum-famdoms · 2 months

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GODS FUCKING DAMNIT WHY DID MY PARENTS DECIDE THAT A HOUSE LESS THAN 100 FEET AWAY FROM A HIGHWAY WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

#I HAVE A FUCKING MIGRANE AND THE SEMITRUCKS AND MOTORCYCLES AND ASSHOLE BLARING BASE MUSIC SOUND LIKE THEYRE INCHES AWAY FROM MY EARS #IF THE NEIGHBORS START FAILING TO FIX THEIR DAMN BOAT OR BLARING MUSIC AGAIN I WILL TELL MY DAD TO GO SCREAM AT THEM #NORMALLY IM NICE BUT RIGHT NOW MY BRAIN IS TRYING TO KILL ME I DONT HAVE ENERGY FOR THIS BULLSHIT #but for now the neighbors are behaving it’s just the fucking highway I can’t move #FUCK a train better not go by tonight #we also live less than 100 feet from a major railway :)#I don’t know why my parents thought this house was the one to buy but I CANT FUCKING CHANGE THAT NOW CAN I #can’t wait to move out I swear to fuck #this is why I shouldn’t have chronic pain I become murderous when I’m hurting #silently screaming shaking with murderous intent at every little thing that bothers me #reaching for the nearest sharp object #but guess who has chronic pain from scoliosis and collapsed foot arches and neck problems that cause headaches and migraines?#THIS motherfucker right here; THATS who!#maybe I should stop ranting in the tags now and eat my chicken sandwich before the meds wear off #ooohh I should as my mom if it’s a good idea to take my loopy drugs #idk if they’re okay to mix with Tylenol or not #OH MY FUCKING GODS A TRAIN JUSF WENT BY #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE #PROBABLY THE REALATOR WHO SAID THAT THESE TRACKS ARENT OPERATIONAL #anyway as I was saying I dunno if hydroxdezine (probably misspelled that) is okay to mix with Tylenol #but it’s great for when I don’t want to be conscious and rn that’s how I feel #imma stop now #randum thots

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midnight-wood · 9 days

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#bruh I’m trying to get bent over every available surface on this boat #pls figure it out babe #the bed fucking vibrates bc we’re so close to the engine #it’s a motherfucking cheat code #come onnnnnnnnnnnn #sorry #end drunken rant

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firedragon1321 · 9 months

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Friendly Reminder that the Plasma Frigate Existed

#i'm on a boat motherfucker #pokemon #team plasma #plasma frigate #boat appreciation post #pokemon black 2 #pokemon white 2 #did you play this game?#i played white 2 #neo team plasma #my mon-esque project has a boat as a dungeon so i looked to The Masters

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goldenwingediris · 1 month

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I just rediscovered this absolute classic from good old 2009... Turns out it's my new running power song!

#lonely island #i'm on a boat #motherfucker #running #runblr #Spotify

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postmanlinksbootyshorts · 2 months

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i'm pretty sure all the other guys are gonna die having to rely on azuma's stupid ass to save them. he can't even believe the information he just received

#paradise #forever marveling at azuma's stupidity #like my god THINK MOTHERFUCKER!! USE THAT BRAIN!! IK IT'S DUSTY BUT USE IT!!#all that to say... if towa were here he would have been figured this out and had a euphoria scene already #he would have had this shit figured out the second the boat to take them home never showed up. actually prolly when the food boat never cam #he would have been doing his jedi mind tricks to get everyone to spill the beans

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twofoursixohjuan · 10 months

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anyone know how to get a villager out of my house (minecraft)?

zombie villager came rampaging into my house so I cured her and now she's living in my house and spending her time fooling with my brewing stand. I've named her Motherfucker (short for "Motherfucker, get out of my house," and "Motherfucker, what are you doing in my bed?"), and while I love her dearly I doubt she's thriving in this environment, so I want to take her to the local village (across the water) where she can roam wild and free and stop bothering me. and I can have my bed back.

any ideas?

#minecraft #can i put Motherfucker in a boat? will she go in a boat?#i want to stop sleeping in the enchanting basement thanks #if i build a bridge will she follow me over it?

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mudwerks · 2 years

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(via PABLO CRUISE - Love Will Find A Way (1978))

the aesthetics of this video are weirdly fascinating

#youtube #PABLO CRUISE #Love Will Find A Way #music #vintage #1978 #i'm on a boat motherfucker #weird aesthetics

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certifiedwerewolf · 11 months

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(Context: John and Lucifer are on a hunt together for plot related reasons)

Lucifer, introducing John to the witness: He's my big bro's father in law

John, who was not informed of this nor invited the wedding: I'm his what now

#hey guess who's on board the adamichael boat #toot toot motherfuckers

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