#omfg.....

[jebeplanet]

231216 ZEROBASEONE SUNG HANBIN + ZHANG HAO INSTAGRAM

Instagram mood🤣

[loevhyuck]

[fairymint]

"None of that belongs in the microwave." -- for brookie (@defonslaxii)

"This is supposed to be food for the soul, and here you are being a negative nancy." She's being careful! Microwaves are legitimate for warming food!

[sentimental-apathy]

I literally cannot breathe omfg

[beautiful-basque-country]

Wait, some nuns of the order of St. Claire in Orduña have been asking the bishop for a licence to sell their pastries at the Derio monastery for 10 years, to no avail.

And they're so fed up they have officially rejected the Pope, archbishops, and bishops, and are now creating a schism inside their order because they're gonna sell those fucking pastries whether they like it or not.

WTF is this fantasy!!!!!

[velvetcrimsonkisses]

Dadbod!Nanami...

Hear me out... Once you're married, all settled down and he's not a sorcerer anymore and he's at peace. He gains a few extra pounds, just because he's been baking so much and eating good food.

And you're not complaining, the extra weight feels so nice when he's on top of you, fucking into you slowly. You grab onto his thick biceps, wrapping your legs around his torso as he bullies his cock into you. And you can almost swear his cock feels bigger, thicker since he gained the weight.

So much so that tears trickle down your face from the added girth. And Nanami like the man he is takes notice.

"Feel good? Why are you crying, honey?" an expression of slight worry on his gorgeous face. But his cock has you speechless and the way you clench around him tells him just that. And he smirks as he feels you go dumb because of his cock.

"So... so fucking good...," is all you manage to say, as you pray to whatever God there is, for your husband to keep the dad bod.

[kermitheefrog]

why am i only learning now through a youtube shorts compilation that jacob anderson aka raleigh ritchie was on chicken shop date 7 yrs ago........

[moodyvoid]

New Horikoshi sketch featuring Shinso and Monoma

[reginalusus]

Alright, fuck it. *Displays their parallels via fake screenshots from a show that'll never exist.*

The first Harvey is based off a Keith Browning Harvey piece BTW. ^^

Sorry for the quality, I had to merge the GIFs into groups of two and compress the fuck out of these in order for this to post.

Ko-Fi.

[juuxzi]

my piece for @ sxfzine back in 2023!

[teddybeartoji]

when toji is sleepy he's just fucking glues himself to you . if you're already in the bed or on the couch with him sorry you're not going to be able to move for a while lmao no piss breaks no nothing,, but if you're still doing idk chores or anything, he just presses himself to your back and nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck, mumbling about how you have to come with him right now. it's ridiculously cute how soft this big hunk of a man gets when he's sleeeeepyyy<33333

[glgtg]

chat I love seeing lesbians

women mmmmmmm women hamshwbdhadiwp gurls

should i draw them kiss or smt

[loevhyuck]

[housecow]

pre wg shake and i literally can’t even get my whole belly in the picture 😭

[persi-person]

Fucked up yaoi deployed

[to00fu]

they grew!