#omfg this is hilarious

[dudewhy3]

GUYS YOU CAN BOOP YOURSELVES

[attroxx]

❛ @empyreous said . . . ❛ can you please pretend to be my girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ? ❜ (from zephyr to mia :D) ❜

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍. excuse me ? pretend . . . to be his girlfriend ? the princess doesn't even know this man ?! seated in the corner of the coffee shop she fades into the background, exactly what she'd wanted when she snuck out of the castle. mia had simply wanted a cup of coffee and a sweet pastry without guards breathing down her neck. she was dressed a bit more plainly than she normally would to keep a low profile. now this man is making himself comfortable in her space and practically begging for her help. icy eyes dart toward the door of the coffee shop seeing a woman who she assumes is this man's ex.

without even thinking she grips his sleeve and forces the stranger into the seat across from her. the royal's hands are shaky. what was she doing ?! why was she helping him ? but, mia knows the answer. despite this insane request she'd always been someone who would help anyone in need, despite how crazy the situation. as the woman closes in her hand grips the strangers, giving a cute squeeze as she tries to keep her cool. but it's nearly impossible. she'd never been on a date before let alone a fake one.

❛ you . . . you want a bite baby ? ❜ mia asks as she lifts the pastry to his lips.

first meeting. ― accepting.

[miradelletarot]

NTA!! ignore the toxic, dollar store Barbie knock off ex, and stay happy with Tav! 😂😂😂

AITA for not exploding myself to please my ex-gf?

I (32 M) suffer from an illness that I developed while I was in a relationship with my ex-girlfriend (2000 F). The relationship was toxic, and years after we broke it off and I started dating my current partner (let's call them Tav, 28) of a few weeks I met one of my best friends, who is my ex-gf's coworker (472 M). He told me my ex found a way to stop my condition from deteriorating but she wants me to blow myself up and take out everything in 24 kilometer blast radius. My partner convinced me that I shouldn't do it, and I decided to live and not turn into a magic nuke and now my ex won't talk to me. AITA?

Edit: People asked me how old I was when we started dating. I was 17.

[sentimental-apathy]

I literally cannot breathe omfg

[gandoraofdestruction]

Thumbelina

Magic Anon: Thumbelina: Muse shrinks in size

Just wait until I get my claws into whoever dared do this to my beautiful frame!

The now cat sized dragon screeches as he flies around the park. He has lost sight of whoever it was that cast the spell.

[dizzybizz]

"looks like i win! take that!"

[spybiote]

I know april is over 100 years old but who voted vintage?

could cybergrunge be a thing? I think that would be April's aesthetic 😂

[slutforpringles]

"The mistake was running a zero-pod concept" 😭💀

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

VINCENT PRICE choked by Frankenstein 😂

[sen-sational]

LMAO

This made me feel a bit better today

Now that the grieving is just a punch to the gut rather than just feeling like someone took out my heart and put it in a wood chipper.

Crack Imagine: Moon comes back, no fuckin memories, and immediately starts flirting with EVERYONE. Just full on everyone. Tries with Sun and Earth and even KC and the Computer until he gets told ‘no, they are siblings’. Why he’s suddenly not aromantic, nobody knows and attributes this to the reset.

Monty becomes the target for obvious reasons and Monty’s just 🥲. He’s grieving the old Moon too and he got over his crush, plus it feels wrong to him to romance Moon, who has always been aroace and Monty just simply can’t think of Moon romantically anymore.

The roles get reversed where Moon is the one flirting constantly with Monty while Monty is rejecting his advances. Sun is taking +50 psychic damage every time Moon tries with him. Poor Lunar comes home and Moon just immediately tries to flirt, which leads to +100 psychic damage on the bean and Sun, who witnessed this.

Eclipse shows up? +3,000 psychic damage because Moon tries to flirt with him. Every one of their friends, when they re-meet Moon, have to trudge through being flirted with and then explain what their friendship was prior to get him to not flirt. Moon hears Sun talking to Blood Moon and asks where they are. Moon flirts with a ghost. Sun just sighs taking more psychic damage.

KC sneers in aromantic at the flirting. Through the separation, they switched sexualities so Moon accidentally became gay and romantic while KC vibes in aroace inside the computer temporarily. It’s an entire ordeal to figure this out and switch it back, but not before Moon gives Sun +50 more psychic damage telling him ‘he would’ve slept with Monty if they’d been left alone longer’.

[evelynpr]

Sometimes MHA Smash is about Aizawa sleeping on the ledge of a bridge, sometimes its acknowledging how Ochako's quirk literally breaks the laws of physics but no one will ever realize how crazy that is.

[mcfungy]

i was cackling so hard i was coughing at everyone asking izzy roland if she was okay

[softerhaze]

away, but never far (♪)

[eternalmomentss]

oh perfect, yoshizawa-san fell asleep

your honor, that's his little sister

[the-maddened-hatter]

So I've mentioned before that my irl friend and my partner got me to watch HoTD, but since we got caught up to the season finale of that we're now watching GOT.

So during a Littlefinger & Varys scene one of them mentioned how the two of them could both just absolutely kick Larys' ass as whisper masters and just now all I can picture is Larys just fucking full on snot crying after they've been bullying him at like 1/10th of their power for one (1) day and he's just like "Alicent can you come pick me up? I'm scared."