#omfg this is hilarious

[dudewhy3]

GUYS YOU CAN BOOP YOURSELVES

[attroxx]

❛ @empyreous said . . . ❛ can you please pretend to be my girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ? ❜ (from zephyr to mia :D) ❜

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍. excuse me ? pretend . . . to be his girlfriend ? the princess doesn't even know this man ?! seated in the corner of the coffee shop she fades into the background, exactly what she'd wanted when she snuck out of the castle. mia had simply wanted a cup of coffee and a sweet pastry without guards breathing down her neck. she was dressed a bit more plainly than she normally would to keep a low profile. now this man is making himself comfortable in her space and practically begging for her help. icy eyes dart toward the door of the coffee shop seeing a woman who she assumes is this man's ex.

without even thinking she grips his sleeve and forces the stranger into the seat across from her. the royal's hands are shaky. what was she doing ?! why was she helping him ? but, mia knows the answer. despite this insane request she'd always been someone who would help anyone in need, despite how crazy the situation. as the woman closes in her hand grips the strangers, giving a cute squeeze as she tries to keep her cool. but it's nearly impossible. she'd never been on a date before let alone a fake one.

❛ you . . . you want a bite baby ? ❜ mia asks as she lifts the pastry to his lips.

first meeting. ― accepting.

[miradelletarot]

NTA!! ignore the toxic, dollar store Barbie knock off ex, and stay happy with Tav! 😂😂😂

AITA for not exploding myself to please my ex-gf?

I (32 M) suffer from an illness that I developed while I was in a relationship with my ex-girlfriend (2000 F). The relationship was toxic, and years after we broke it off and I started dating my current partner (let's call them Tav, 28) of a few weeks I met one of my best friends, who is my ex-gf's coworker (472 M). He told me my ex found a way to stop my condition from deteriorating but she wants me to blow myself up and take out everything in 24 kilometer blast radius. My partner convinced me that I shouldn't do it, and I decided to live and not turn into a magic nuke and now my ex won't talk to me. AITA?

Edit: People asked me how old I was when we started dating. I was 17.

[sentimental-apathy]

I literally cannot breathe omfg

[gandoraofdestruction]

Thumbelina

Magic Anon: Thumbelina: Muse shrinks in size

Just wait until I get my claws into whoever dared do this to my beautiful frame!

The now cat sized dragon screeches as he flies around the park. He has lost sight of whoever it was that cast the spell.

[aristhought]

"I was on the same flight as Charles, his engineers, and Fred Vasseur...I shook hands with Fred and Charles and I said 'I'm sorry for you but I'm happy for me!'" – Esteban Ocon after the Shanghai GP | bsky / twt

[spybiote]

I know april is over 100 years old but who voted vintage?

could cybergrunge be a thing? I think that would be April's aesthetic 😂

[slutforpringles]

"The mistake was running a zero-pod concept" 😭💀

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

VINCENT PRICE choked by Frankenstein 😂

[cobra-wives]

good morning to everyone especially to john and terry in the karate kid street rumble universe. who did NOT go through with the 1985 divorce and are still power posing to this day

[evelynpr]

Sometimes MHA Smash is about Aizawa sleeping on the ledge of a bridge, sometimes its acknowledging how Ochako's quirk literally breaks the laws of physics but no one will ever realize how crazy that is.

[mcfungy]

i was cackling so hard i was coughing at everyone asking izzy roland if she was okay

[saxandviolins77]

DEEPLY curious about your vision irt devastator and starscream, do you have any extended thoughts on that? (beautiful baseball piece btw! the pose is very dynamic, the colors rich, and i really adore how devious Devy looks in your style)

The general throughline is:

What if the bratty 60-year-old commander and the bratty 17-year-old living weapon had beef with each other?

Additional context undercut

So, I already mentioned this before, but Scrapper and Starscream are "divorced," and while Scrapper simply does not care for SS whole existence and finds him the most tiresome person he ever knew (especially after he enlisted), Starscream, on the other hand, LOATHES him. So much so that he goes out of his way to blow everything Scrapper does out of proportion to make him seem like an awful person (they both are, but Starscream is making shit up at this point).

Why am I talking about Scrapper and Starscream?

Because Starscream does not understand combiners. AT ALL. So he thinks Scrapper and Devastator are the same person and treats him accordingly. He thinks this way and refuses to change his mind because 1. thinking of Scrapper as this guy who gets the smallest bit of power and becomes an infantile attention-seeker loudmouthed jerk works great for the version of Scrapper he made in his mind, and 2. He can't grasp teamwork, so obviously the other Constructicons are lending their free will to that egocentric psycho!

Now, to our big teenager... He just wants a friend... Or just a meaningful relationship.

You see, most people either idolize Devastator or find him scary or disturbing (Decepticons included). So he doesn't have many people to talk to; Soundwave is his manager, but she made it very clear that their relationship is strictly professional, and she makes sure to not give any openings for any sort of "friendship" (he still thinks of her as his best friend).

SO STARSCREAM.

Starscream is the only guy on the Victory that dares to talk smack to Devastator (because in his mind Devy = Scrapper); at first, he's pissed because he has never experienced something like this before, so he treats Starscream as he would any upstart Autobot.

But Starscream keeps bickering with him and keeps treating Devastator as if they're old friends or something... So he starts playing into it and actually having a back-and-forth with him... And it's like... An actual conversation and Starscream treats him like a person!

Devastator very much hates Starscream's attitude and sometimes just smacks him, but he still has that weird urge to not be viewed by him as a dork, so he'll really play up his act to seem "cool". He also gets sick enjoyment when Starscream finds himself in a pickle and goes running to him for help (when not mindwashed, he'll happily use this as an opportunity to be a brat).

So uh... It's a very messy non-relationship where both sides have completely different ideas of what is going on in the other's mind... Except for Soundwave, who's looking from the sidelines and thinking: "Not my circus, not my monkeys... 😑"

SIDE NOTE: Lol, yeah, I think I did pretty well in that piece. Devastator is a pain in the ass to draw, and I insist on always drawing full bodies. Glad it could be read as a baseball pose (it's a windup because he'd be a pitcher... Because he canonically has a good throwing arm... Trust.) Also, suspend your disbelief because he could never pose like that in a real-world scenario, no kidding.

[eternalmomentss]

oh perfect, yoshizawa-san fell asleep

your honor, that's his little sister

[the-maddened-hatter]

So I've mentioned before that my irl friend and my partner got me to watch HoTD, but since we got caught up to the season finale of that we're now watching GOT.

So during a Littlefinger & Varys scene one of them mentioned how the two of them could both just absolutely kick Larys' ass as whisper masters and just now all I can picture is Larys just fucking full on snot crying after they've been bullying him at like 1/10th of their power for one (1) day and he's just like "Alicent can you come pick me up? I'm scared."