#omfg i love mcfly

[ratboi07]

GUYS!! GUYS!! GUYS!! GUYS!! IK NO ONE READS MY CRAP BUT I GOTTA GET THIS PUT HERE! MCFLY ARE DOING A FUCKING JOINT TOUR WITH BUSTED!! IT WAS LEGIT ANNOUNCED TONIGHT!!! AND I ONLY JUST BROUGHT STEREOPHONICS TICKETS TODAY SO YOUD THINK I COULDN'T AFORD IT. WELL, THE TICKETS GO ON SALE THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY, I GET LIKE £200 MONEY NEXT THURSDAY AND THE TICKETS GO ON SALE FRIDAY. IM 100% GETTING TICKETS. MY TWO FAVOURITE BANDS GOING ON TOUR TOGETHER!!! YES!!!!!!!! IVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY!!!!

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HWKSHEKBDIEUECEKUDEVJDHRH

I just love Back To the Future The Game……….. So underrated one

[grabbyfr]

niche DRs i don’t think anyone else has (if you do can we PLEASE talk omg)

- fried green tomatoes (my favorite movie my favorite book my favorite characters <3333 shifting to the movie but most of the events from the book happen, i work at the cafe with ruth and idgie in it’s prime <3 they’re like my moms and i also babysit stump for them )

- little house on the prairie (this is my ultimate comfort show ever omfg, i watched it all the time as a kid and i just. I NEED TO BE THERE. not sure how or what my place would be, but i gotta be there agh.)

- family ties (i’m in love with alex p. keaton, that’s literally it.)

- back to the future (i’m also in love with marty mcfly, yall don’t understand. also weeee time travel)

- malory towers (i feel like this is so niche lmao, but my family and i would watch this show and it looks so fun omg, like all girl school in the english countryside ??? hello ????!!)

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 42, JK Rowling is afraid of ham

AN: omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111 omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? If dey don’t den JKR is hamophobic!!!!!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!!!111

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I sat depressedly in Daddy Till’s office wiv Hedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snap and Lucian. Daddy Till was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked more young den he did in da future. He had taken da ipod away and wuz now lizzening 2 a shitty Avril Levine song. Hedwig couldn't take it anymore and flew around the office.

“What da hell is this anyway??” he cackled meanly. I hoped he didn’t find out dat I was frum another time. Even though I had already told everyone that I was from a different time, they had children and those kids could just not keep their hands off me. I had not exactly been subtle about the time travel at all! AT ALL!!!!!

“Whatever u do don’t blame Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers, u jerk.” Satan said. "Nothing bad that ever happens is her fault!"

“Yah, siriusly she was trying to get Satan and Hedwig back together.” Serious said deviantly.

“Be quiet you Satanists.” Daddy Till cockled. “If ur lucky I’ll probably send u all to Akazaban!!! That will teach u to copolate in da Great Hall.” He changed the song on da ipod 2 a n’Sync song. Suddenly I noticed sumfing strong about da Ipod. It was slowly chonging! Daddy Till didn’t notece. He was too busy cockling secretly behind his desk. I knew he loves me too.

“You fucking poser.” I muttoned.

“I bet you’ve never herd of GC.” James said. Know I knew waht da iPod was chonging in2- Morti McFly’s tim machine!!!!!11

“Shut up Jomes!!!” Richard's dad shouted. Well, not dad I guess. Not yet. But he knows that

“Yeah shut up!!!!” Snake said preppily.

“No u shut up Daddy Till!!!!!!!!1111” said Tom.

“I’ve had enough of u Satanists in my school!!!!” shouted Daddy Till spuriously.

Suddenly I grabed da iPod from him. “Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8!!! I jumped in2 it. But only 1 odder person jumpd in. It was……..Satan.

“You dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111” screamed Daddy Till wisely as we went.

I looked around. I wuz in da Slitherin conmen room wiv Satan. I was wearing a blak plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnetz, a sexy blak MCR corset and blak stiletto boots with pink pentagroms on dem. My earrings were blake Satanist sins and my raven hair was all around me to my mid-black.

“Hey kool where iz dis?” he asked in an emo voice.

“Dis is da future. Daddy Till’s iPod dat he tried to take away from me wuz really also a tim machine.” I told him.

“Kool what’s an ipatch?” he whimpered.

“It’s somefing u use 2 lizzen 2 music.” I yakked.

“OMFG kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?” he esked in his sexah voice.

“Um I guezz sand????” I laid confuesdly.

“Yah I wuz just triinyg to make sure u were stil da same perzon.” He triumphently giggled.

Suddenly some of my friends walked in.

“OMG you’re fucking alive!” said Ginny wearing a blak leather jocket, blak baggy pants and a goffik black Frum First to Last shirt. I explained 2 her why I was alive. And why she was in the story. And why she suddenly liked me. And where she had been all this time. And that she was totally not some rando who just showed up because I had a fight with my friend again and I needed a stand in. She was made of cardboard.

“Konichiwa, bitch.” said Willow. She was wearing a blak corset showing off her boobs with lace all around it and red stipes on it. With it she waz wearing a blak leather miniskirt, big blak boots, white foundation, blak eyeliner, red eyeshadow, and blak lipstick.

“Hey, motherfucker.” Said Diabolo with his red hair. He waz wearing a black P?ATD t-shit and blak baggy pants.

“Hey whose that, Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Raven Face Landers?” Frau Schneider questioned as she walked in wearing a black t-shit with a red pentarom on it with lace at the bottom, red letther pants with blak lace, and black stolettoes.

“Oh its Satan.” I told her and she nodded knowing da truth.

Suddenly Satan started to cry.

“Are you okay Satan?” we asked concernedly.

“OMFG ur from da future!!1! What if u don’t like m anymore koz were from difrent times?????” he asked.

“No I still like you.” I said sexily to him.

“Ok.” He said ressuredly. I let him lizzen 2 Teenagers by MCR on my ipod while I was about to go outside to find out some fingz. I gave Diabolo a signal to keep Satan occupied. Satan fell asleep. Diabolo was the most boring person in the school and only there when I needed a stand in for Richard or Vampire. Much like his sister. I took the iPod. I was about to walk outside. Profesor Sinister ran in!!!!!!!1111 She was wearing a gothic blak minidress with depressing blak stripes, white and blak stripped tights, and red converse shoes. She was wearing LOTS of blak iliner.

“Oh my fucking god, where’s Richard!!!!111 How did Snap get back here!!! I tohot he wuz in Azerbaijan.” I asked sadly.

“Paul Darkness Alzheimer Omnipotentia Landers I was so worried abott u but I know you can’t fucking die because you’re a vrompire. Even though you have died like 7 times already but I guess some people just won't die. Snape came back because that girl Britney freed him. I never liked her she was a bad student. For no reason whatsoever and we just need someone to bitch at so that one person you know in your life had to do” Trevolry said reassuredly.

“That bitch!!!!!!!11 Did she also free Hargrid and Loopin?” I shouted angrily. I hated Britney because she was a fucking prep. No reason as to why whatsover

“Yes they are on the loose at this school. Daddy Till is back Cornelia is on his way to help evry1. Tell evry1 u see to lock themselves in their conman room!!!!!!” Trevolry said worriedly.

“OK. But where’s Richard???? How cum he was doing it with Snap?????”

“I dunno why but I know he almost tried 2 commit suicide after he saw u almost kill urself.” she said. "Also that wasn't Snape, that was the nice one, Flake. Snape is the evil one and he has been posing as Professor Flake all this time!"

“OMG dat’s terrible!!!!!!!!” I gasped. Satan was still asleep, so he couldn’t tell what was going on. Then I said “Lizzen evry1, I have sumthing imptent to do. in hr evry1 stay!!!!!!!!!” wiv dat I ran out.

“Good luck Yoda!!!!!!!11” everyone cried.

I ran sexily down the staris in2 da Grate Hall while da portraits around looked at me scaredly. There was hardly ne1 else in the stairs nd tere was an atmosphere of horrer. On da way I saw Britney laughing on da stairs. She was wearing a a slutty pink shirt wiv flowers on it, a blu jean skirt Abercromie and pink stiletoos. She looked jest like a pentagram of those fucking preps Hilery Duff and Lindsey Lohan.

“You fucking bitch!!!!!111” I shouted angrily.

“No, your totally a bitch. Now Voldemort will like totally kill u!” she laughed.

“Crucious!!!!!!!!!1” I shouted selectively pontificating my blak wand and she started screaming koz she was being tortured and I laughed sodistically. (pontificating is a hard word and definitely used wrong here)

“No!!!!!!1 Help me!!!!!!1 Please!!!!!!!!1” Britney screamed terrifiedly.

I put up my middle finger at her. In her hand I saw da video camera Snape and Lumpin had used to take da video of me. I put the tape of Voldimort doing it with Hedwigg onto it. Then I continued to rown down the stairs with the camera. When I had reached da Grate Hall I saw Vampire Potter. “OMG Vampira!!!!111” I yielded.

There was a magical cow in the great hall. We hugged each udder happily. He locked at me wif his gothic red eyes and spiky blak hair. Around them were blak eyeliner and iShadow, the newest product from Apple. His He wus wearing a blak leather Jackson, ledder pants, a Panik at da Disko concert shirt and his blak congress shoes. He looked mor like Joel from Good Charlote than ever. (did u hear der song da river it rox!!!1)“I wus so worried you died!” moaned Vampire.

“I know but Im a vampire lol. When I woke up I wuz back in 1980, so neway I bought Voldimort from when he was yung with me.”

“Where’s Richard?” I asked spuriously.

“Richard? You mean that fukking poser who betroyed you?” Vampir snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.

“I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM.” I SED SMARTY.

“I’ll do it den.” Harry said angstily.

“OK.” I argreed. Suddenly……….all da lights in da room went out. And den…….da Dork Mark appeared.

“Oh my fucking satan!!!!!” Harry shouted.

“I fink Voldimort has arrivd.” I sed anxiously. “Fuck, I have to find Richard!!1 I guess we shood separate.”

“Ok.” Vampire sed diapperating. Sadly I ran into the Great Hall.  

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DUDE DUDE OMFG D U D E...

I just wanna stare at it forever

I DIDNT EVEN SEE THE OP TAGS AAAAAAAA IVE EDITED THIS POST THREE TIME DUDE LIKE THIS HIT ME RIGHT IN HEART lone pines my beloved (the angst is so incredibly there's killing me)

same as it ever was

same as it never was.

[skynetgilesbie]

Chapter 37:

Note from ChatGPT user: I reiterated the request for the bot to fix the writing, including the character names, as it keeps getting worse and worse

AN: Okay, everybody, I'm going on vacation on the first of July, so I'm either gonna end the fic or update it in weeks. Thanks! Oh yeah, and preps, stop flaming this story! Raven, thanks for the help. See you, girl, after vacation!

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DARKO'S POINT OF VIEW LOL

Vampire and I chained Hagrid to the floor.

"Oh my fucking Satan!" Enoby said. She was so hot. "Maybe I could use Amnesia Potion to make Satan fall in love with me faster!"

"But you are so sexy and wonderful anyway, Tata," said Vampire. "Why would you need it?"

"To make everything go faster, lol," said Enoby.

"But you won't have to do it with him or anything, will you?" I asked jealously.

"OMFG, you guys are so scary!" said Britney, a fucking prep.

"Shut the fuck up!" said Willow.

"Okay, well, anyway, let's go to Professor Trelawney's room."

Draco, Ebony, and I went to Professor Sinister's room. But Professor Sinister wasn't there. Instead, Tom Rid was.

"Oh, hi, fuckers," he said. "Listen, I got you some cool new clothes."

I took out the clothes from the bag. It was a gothic black leather miniskirt that said '666' on the back, black stiletto boots, blood-red fishnets, and a black corset.

"OMG, thanks!" I said, hugging him in a gothic way. I took the clothes in the bag.

"Okay, Professor Sinister isn't here. What the fuck should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly, he looked at a sign on the black wall.

"Oh my fucking Satan!" I screamed as I read it. On it said, "Everyone, Professor Sinister is away. She is too gothic, she is in Azkaban now. Classes shall be taught by Dumbledore, who is back, but he shall not be principal for now. Sincerely, Professor Umbridge."

"OMFG!" I shouted angrily. "How could they do that?"

Suddenly, Dumbledore came.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE?" he began to shout angrily. Suddenly, I saw Morty McFly's black time machine! I jumped seductively into it, leaving Draco and Vampire. Suddenly, I was back in time! I looked around. It was... Professor Slughorn's office! I sneaked around. Suddenly, I saw the Amnesia Potion on his desk. It was black with blood-red pentagrams in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my pocket. Suddenly, the door opened. It was... Professor Slughorn!

"OMG, what are you doing, fucker?" he shouted angrily. "I don't know what the fuck you're doing," I shouted angrily.

"Oh, sorry, I was just looking around because I thought it was class," you said, finally hoping he couldn't see the potion in your pocket.

"Oh, okay, you can go now," said Professor Slughorn.

You went to the common room after putting on my clothes. Sirius, Remus, and Snape were there, practicing "Vampires Will Never Hurt You" by MCR.

"Oh, hi, you guys," I said seductively. "Where's Satan?"

"Oh, he's coming," said Sirius. "By the way, you can call me Hades now." Suddenly, Satan came. He was wearing a sexy black leather jacket, black converse shoes, a Slipknot T-shirt, and a black tie.

"Okay, I will see you guys at the concert," I said, and then I went with Satan.

[future-boi]

😱🥺 Georgie McFly 🥺🍫🥛

Omfg OP I can't even begin to describe hahaha this is super cool!!! A reference sheet??? LOVE IT

Wanted to make a reference for my George design... for fun :] (also cuz one of my mutuals asked for one haha)

Feel free to draw my design, I'd love to see it! (credit is preferred though)

[invisible-locket]

I know this blog is dedicated to Taylor, but I need to talk about my undying love for McFly for a second. So much has happened in the last week and they’re finally back! This morning, I managed to get tickets for Cardiff and OMFG in Birmingham! They’ve been gone for years and I was seriously starting to doubt if I’d ever see them live again. This week they’ve brought me so much happiness and I can’t wait for the tour to start!

[ebonybow]

what's on your shyan playlist though 👀

Okay omfg honestly it’s just a whole mess because I’ll hear ONE line in a song and think ‘that’s the boys’ and stick it on my playlist. Also it’s not very cohesive at all, just songs that I enjoy and nothing like either of the guys’ taste in music (I am the most basic pop bitch 95% of the time). BUT. Here, have some honorable mentions under a read more:

Treacherous — Taylor Swift

Summertime — My Chemical Romance

Winter Things — Ariana Grande

Falling In Love — McFly

Ritual — Tiësto, Jonas Blue & Rita Ora

My My My — Troye Sivan

The Kids Aren’t Alright — Fall Out Boy

[felixculpxx]

RULES : TAG FOLLOWERS YOU WANT TO KNOW BETTER !

TAGGED BY: @giaawritess TAGGING:  @lostxstars​ @silentiumxamoris​ @rewritethestarsxx​ @unofficialbard​ @scavages​ @jvsminerose​ @unsctisfied​ @prcttyliics​ @runningwithbeastsx @nebulaofmuses

NAME: Charlie STAR SIGN: Cancer (I’m an emotional wreck. My rising sign is Leo & moon sign is Scorpio iiiif you’re interested) HEIGHT: 5′4″

PUT YOUR SPOTIFY ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 6 SONGS THAT POPPED UP?

Sinner Baby(feat. Denis Leary) [From “Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll] - The Heathens

Shine A Light - McFly

Daddy Issues - Demi Lovato

Emotionless - Drake

Perfect - One Direction

When (Live) - dodie

EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?  lol don’t be silly WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR?  tbh i’m not a massive air guitar person?? i just prefer a bit of a dance WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? forever & always demi lovato WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE; SOUND YOU LOVE? THE ABSOLUTE WORST NOISE IN THE UNIVERSE IS WHEN PEOPLE DON’T KEEP THEIR DAMN MOUTH CLOSED WHILE EATING AND THEY SMACK THEIR BLEEPING LIPS DEAR LORD JESUS, IT SEND MY BLOOD PRESSURE THROUGH THE ROOF & MAKES ME SEE RED DEar lord omfg, i love the sound of light rain on ceilings/cars and such tho. if i really struggle to sleep, i’ll put a light rain & thunder soundtrack on. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?  i believe in spirits/forces of nature etc (i’m wiccan so i’m a very Power Of Nature kinda person)  HOW ABOUT ALIENS?  it’s so egotistical (and typical of humans) to think we’re alone in the enTIRE universe... so ye DO YOU DRIVE? NAH IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? UPDATE: how embarrassing just noticed I never changed this, I literally just saw driving and blanked out WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? Light Filters In by Caroline Kaufman (it’s a poetry book because i’m am a....... massive poetry consumer) DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? in small doses  WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?  Infinity War (i’m preparing for Endgame) WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD?  i’ve never really inJUREd myself?? i fell and bruised my coccyx badly once before and had to sit on a cushion for weeeeks. my i’ve had multiple surgeries but they’re just from my body doing stuff??? i developed a cyst on my lower back before, and when i was born, i had to have surgery on my face/eye region because my tear ducts were covered up/broken? DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? DONUTS omG, like ---- idk why but im big into donuts rn DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? it depends what it is really? like if it’s a small thing (maybe they told me a lie/told a small lie about me) i’m like.... really cba there are bigger things going on. but if someone has big time done me dirty then you beT im holding that grudge IN A RELATIONSHIP? lol no

[clumsyclifford]

hello darling i finally listened to the playlist you made me and it sure was a lot of country 🙈

follow your arrow - very, very nice lyrics and also sounds niice i mean very country-ish but niice

in a state - again lyrically really nice, kinda story song vibes i think and well the state thingy is great. oh and i like her voice a lot but sth about how fast it gets sometimes is not really for me

all american middle class white boy - all i could think was well at least he's self-aware. to be fair the song did make me laugh but the vibes are a little weird for me idk

no such thing - "i want to scream at the top of my lungs" big mood. john mayer does have amazing vibes always he just doesn't disappoint

conversations with my wife - this is very cute but musically not entirely my cup of tea

every little thing - why is this all so american. i mean i know why but. why. and why do they all sound so happy. not gonna lie though this kinda slaps 😅

ease my mind - firstly i want to be in love. so calming. is this on deep breath? it gives me deep breath vibes

also love how in the answer to my last ask you said you forgot the songs you gave me except for probably one song and that one you didn't even give me 😅 i listened to it anyway at least i'm assuming you meant five colours in her hair by mcfly? again it sounds so happy which is just not for me rn but i like it generally and the lyrics are great

YOU HAD NO TEA? oh god you poor thing. i hope you have tea by now and i think you're out of quarantine by now i hope you can enjoy a little freedom again. and i have not heard of fan girl but what i've put together by now from what you posted is that it has a lot to do with atl? do educate me about it if you wanna

and i genuinely have no fucking clue how i'm doing. over the last two weeks i've been pretty bad but i'm feeling okayish today so far so yeah. idk. -fiancee

hello fiancee i am SO SO sorry that i just neglected to answer this i read it when you sent it and then i went and did something else and then i just did not return to it. for eight entire days yes i am a professional blog runner

i am Sorry about all the country dflhkgmfnjlfmgj i got excited also it seems that possibly most of these songs were not really for you so i am Taking Notes i will refine my fiancee music meter. probably should have known better about jon bellion since you didnt love ajr (? right?) but at any rate i will know for NEXT time. im actually not sure about ease my mind let me go check! omfg it’s NOT who AM i. you’re so right i’m gonna go add it

i hope that now (over a week later) you are feelin a little happier sorry that you listened to such happy songs while you were Not but hopefully you’re feeling better!! sending lots of love. i really do love five colours mmm

i KNOW absolutely appalling but fortunately i have managed to make up for the loss. i drank 73 cups of tea in january in case you were wondering which is not too bad

oh..............my goodness. i really don’t think i’m the best person to educate you on this but! fan girl is a movie that was made in 2015 about a teenage girl whose primary passions in life are film and all time low. it is, and i cannot stress this enough, a terrible movie. i watched it recently and i enjoyed it for the irony but man. it was so stupid. anyway so they got all time low actually involved with it and the movie basically ends with an atl concert and alex even has a scene before that where he has two lines look it’s a whole thing anyway. i’m not going to say i Recommend it because i cannot in good faith do that but if you really wanna watch it it’s like. two dollars or something on amazon prime dfgjklmgdgsgfj

anyway i am sending love hoping you’re doing alright now good vibes ONLY your way <3 love you

[myimmortaldiaries]

Chapter 37. DARKO’S PONT OF VIEW (ish) LOL

Vampire and I forced Hairgrid in2 da chair.

“Oh mi fucking satan!11” Enoby said. She wuz so hot. “Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1”

“But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata,” said Vampire. “Why would u need it?”

“To make everyfing go faster lol.” said Enoby.

“But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?” I asked jelosly.

“OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.

“Shut the fuk up!1” said Willow.

“Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry’s room.”

Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater’s room.

But Profesor Sinister wasn’t there. Instead Tom Rid was.

Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.

“OMG fangz!” I said in a gothic way.

“OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?” asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

“Oh my fuking satan!1” I screamed as I read it.

On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

“OMFG!111” I shoted arngrily. “How could they do that!11”

Suddenly Dumblydore came.

“WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1” he began to shoot angrily.

We ran out.  Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly’s tim machine!111

I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire.

Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11

I looked around. It was……………Profesor Slutborn’s efface!

I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. I put it in my poket.

Suddenly da door opened it wuz……..Profesor Slutgorn!11

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily.

I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

“Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class.” you said finally hoping he couldn’t c da potion in ur pocket.

“Oh ok u can go now.” said Profesor Slutborn.

You went to the Jew conmen room. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.

“Oh hi you guys.” I said seductively. “Wheres Satan?”

“Oh he’s cumming.” said Serious. “BTW u can kall me Hades now.

Suddenly Satan came. He was smexxy like Joel Maddon.

“Ok I will see you guyz at da concert.” I said.

Then I went with Satan.  

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 37, this is Richards POV and shit is about to get even weirder.

AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11

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RICHARD’S PONT OF VIEW LOL

Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.

“Oh mi fucking satan!11” Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers said. She wuz so hot. “Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1”

“But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata,” said Vampire. “Why would u need it?”

“To make everyfing go faster lol.” said Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers.

“But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?” I asked jelosly.

“I am here too and OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.

“Shut the fuk up!1” said Willow.

“Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry’s room.”

Richard, Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers and I went to Profesor Siniater’s room. I don't know how I'm here twice but sure. But Profesor Sinister wasn’t there. Instead Tom Rid was.

Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said ‘Booty Slut’ on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.

“OMG fangz!” I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag. I love dressing in drag!

“OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?” asked Richard. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

“Oh my fuking satan!1” I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Daddy Till who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

“OMFG!111” I shoted arngrily. “How could they do that!11”

Suddenly Daddy Till came.

“WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1” he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly’s blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Richard and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was……………Profesor Slutborn’s efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz……..Profesor Slutgorn!11

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

“Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class.” you said finally hoping he couldn’t c da potion in ur pocket.

“Oh ok u can go now.” said Profesor Slutborn.

You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.

“Oh hi you guys.” I said seductively. “Wheres Satan?”

“Oh he’s cumming.” said Serious. “BTW u can kall me Hades now.” Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

“Ok I will see you guyz at da concert.” I said and then I went with Satan. 

[onisiondrama]

"Sarah Confessed To Raping Onision, Now Paid For It by Discovery Plus" Speaks, May 24, 2021

Summary Part 7 (final, thank god)

James says people believed his fake meltdown videos and he wasn't even acting well. It was satirical acting. He put hints that it wasn't real. People in his own life called him to see if he was ok. He says Blaire White and Jaclyn Glenn thought they were real and celebrated them. He doesn't know what Repzion thought.

A fan talks about a comedy video. He says he doesn't remember it and he made over 3,000 videos.

The fan says he's a big Youtuber. He says he isn't. When it says 1.2 million subscribers, those are tombstones. Nobody watches his shit.

A guest asks why James didn't stop talking about Eugenia after she asking him to stop. He asks if Eugenia has gotten better? He kicks the guest and he says he fucking hates people who aren't adults if they aren't blood related to him. He says the guest looks like a kid. "Fuck off. Disgusting."

He says he established so many times with Sarah to stay away from him. He says people say he was mean to her as manipulation. He asks what do you guys want him to do? He tried to give her safe haven from her mother after she said she was being beaten. He says in every video he made with Sarah he wasn't affectionate. There was no affection there. People say he was mean to create a desire. (Yeah, I totally get that theory. It's like the silent treatment. It makes the person feel shitty and crave the other person's approval. So when they finally get that positive attention, they are more likely to ignore red flags and want to do anything to please the other person.) He asks he called someone Meg Griffin and Drew Carey to make them aroused? That's the logic of the internet.

He shows disgust when people contact him when they are 18. Someone contacted him to collab on Only Fans, but he told them to fuck off because they were 18. They were making $250,000 a month and offered him a cut of the commission. He didn't want to be anywhere near them. He didn't tell her to come back when she was 20. She said she was turning 19 next month. He says that's still not good enough. He wants nothing to do with you people. What does an 18-19 year old have to offer that a 20-21 year old doesn't? What does a 20-22 year old have to offer that a 40 year old doesn't? 40 year olds are hot. Why wouldn't he want to be with a 40 year old? He's super attracted to a number of very mature women. Dumbasses keep throwing themselves at him and they had to blackmail him for him to give them the time of day. (Omfg lmao. As if he wasn't trying so hard for months before the NDA to get Sarah and Kai together so he could get the ok from Kai to fuck Sarah.)

He's put in these awkward positions consistently and he hates them. It's gotten to the point where people tell him they're going to be homeless and he's like "that sucks." He used to give people shelter. You people turned him into a person who he used to think isn't ideal. He used to want to help people and now he tells them to fuck off and stay away. You ruined his trust in people and taught him women especially will take advantage of you and when they can't use you anymore, they'll try to ruin you as much as they can so no one else can go near you. You're scorched Earth. He's sick of human beings.

He used to be a guy who did good things and expected people to recognize them. He bought his mom a house (Edit: Idk if he misspoke or I mistyped, but he didn't buy her a house. He gave her one of the three houses he owned at the time.) and she threatened to sue him because he didn't want his offspring (his word) to stay at her house when she did drugs. (BTW he's mentioned before when talking about this story that she smoked weed and drank beer. That's the drugs he's referring to.) He says this was in the house that he gave her. He told her he wanted to preserve it because he put $50,000 into fixing it. She tore the place apart. She tore up the carpet and re-painted the walls absolute ass. They were a beautiful baby blue and she painted it red and black. (It's her house now??? She can do what she wants?) There was beautiful pet proof padding in the carpet and the carpets were premium. He made it beautiful for his videos and comedy sketches. She was living in a trailer and he said she needed a house so he gave it to her (and he was being audited by the IRS at the time 🤔) He says she ripped the house apart and cut all the beautiful evergreen bushes in the front. She made it look like shit. Then in front of the house she stood there and said if she wanted to she could sue him for not letting the kids stay the night.

No good deed goes unpunished. Nice guys finish last. Don't do favors or be kind. Protect yourself. You should only care about the person you marry and the children you have with them. Fuck everyone else. They all want to hurt you. He then says that's not fair because McFly and Sierra have been awesome to him. They haven't hurt him yet. Sierra used to be anti-o.

His advise is give your heart to your sex doll. Don't trust people. If you're lucky enough to be single, get a sex doll. The person he is with now is incredible, but if they weren't an option it'd be a sex doll.

He says he's had people as recently as yesterday propose polyamory with him. He's no longer poly. If he wasn't with his spouse right now, he wouldn't see himself living. What's the point? He's surrounded by evil people. They want more good things out of you even though you're depleted of good things. (He keeps going on like this. The world sucks, people suck.)

He says he loves his dog Dobbs, but he begs. He gives his dog food every time, but then Dobbs acts like he never gave him food and asks for more. He says at least Dobbs is not a cat.

People get in relationships and do nice things for each other. Then they find something out they don't like and will try to murder each other. If you don't know what he's talking about, take a trip to divorce court and see people try to ruin each other's lives.

He says he broke up with Skye the first time because she was miserable to be around, but she was his only friend. He married her because she was his only option and she was fun to be around sometimes. He says it was a shitty reason. She was good at comedy sketches, but sometimes she would randomly breakdown crying in the middle of filming because she would have a random wave of depression. He said he told her she can't keep quitting and they were trying to be funny in a comedy sketch. Then she'd piece herself together and they'd finish. He says that was like a once a year thing, it wasn't a contestant thing. (Holy shit. The amount of times he's talked about this over the years had me thinking this happened all the time. 😑) You can't fix people with that kind of stuff. When they filed for divorce, she blamed her depression on him. He says he doesn't know if that's a thing, blaming a genetic mental condition on one person. He broke up with her because she was pulling him down so much and made him sad. (🥴 So she could make him depressed, but he can't make her depressed? Also, idk where he got the depression being genetic from. She's claimed it was situational depression and PTSD.) Long story short, when you give to people, you'll find yourself used. (I have no idea how that story came to that conclusion.)

People who really love you and care will want to give back as much as you gave them. Sarah never gave back as much as they gave her. She hated them for shit they never did. All the times he drove her to her job at 6 in the fucking morning, all the times he gave her food and housing, nothing good he did meant shit.

He invested hundreds of thousands collectively in the people he encountered. He paid Shiloh's rent when she was in Canada. She would pick up the money he sent with her boyfriend he didn't know about.

You should feel bad when people give stuff to you all the time if you're not giving back. Like McFly. She's given him thousands of dollars to his Patreon. He's only given his time back with weekly games and he feels bad. She's fucking cool. He doesn't change her for hanging out.

He's the roadkill you drive by on the side of the road you don't care about. He's just atoms, meaningless, doesn't matter.

He thinks the documentary wants him to be put in prison and raped. He asks how is he supposed to move on when they keep making episodes? Where's the crime? He hasn't talked to any investigators and it's been 2 years.

The doc compared him to someone who was abducted at 13. He never did anything like that. They had her say she recognized this in Onision, yet he made anti-rape videos. He's now somehow the guy who makes people starve themselves and cut themselves when he's made videos against those tings for years.