#omfg I am in shock

[inaflashimagine]

i enjoyed all episodes of severance equally

[lostenzz]

[evansbby]

I cannot believe the wicked games Drabble was 5000 words long like basically a full ass fic and the low amount of notes it got…

[sweet-like-hypoglycemia]

You're at a party. You're a little drunk, but so is everyone right? You find yourself with a group of muscular men and they compliment you on your gains - they act so normal, so supportive, you feel so safe and comfortable. Til suddenly one of them leans over and grabs your boob and squeezes and says something about how they must get in the way. You turn red, open you mouth to protest, but all that comes out is a low moan that shocks even you. The look in the men's eyes changes. It becomes meaner, more predatory. You suddenly notice there's nobody else in the room any more. The first man reaches for you again and pull up your pathetically skimpy top. "Look," he says, "she's got a piercing." A few of the guys laugh but they all lean in to look. You're breathing so heavy now you know this is dangerous and wrong but you can't bring yourself to say no... that's when one of them reaches out and flicks your pierced nipple. You flinch a little and he smiles and looks back to the others. "Knew it. She's a slut. She's not gonna say anything." That's all it takes. Hands on you, moving all over you, tugging, pulling at your clothes, before you know it you're naked on the floor and you can tell which part of what man is even touching you any more so you just close your eyes and let it happen. You let them use you just like you've always wanted. And you feel scared, sure, you feel embarrassed, sure. But most of all you feel like a pretty little girl, and it feels good. It feels right.

I-I'm.....that's exactly what I'm scared of happening 🥺 I'd definitely freeze up and let them! I'm scared to go to bars alone cuz I think about this 🙈!!!!!

[melrosing]

anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

what if I went insane and started to reblog old smut I’ve written bc I’m reading it and I am in shock that my shy brain concocted such … sin

[wyllzel]

WAIT I GOT SELECTED FOR MITSKI'S EARLY ACCESS TICKETS 👁️👄👁️

[navnae]

Did y’all notice this?????

What the helll!!!! 💀💀💀😟

[foxyfanz]

*sees Malleus Dorm pulls*

Me: Eh, why not...

First fucking pull:

Me in dumbfounded shock: FIRST PULL?!?!

YOU JUST GAVE IT TO ME GOOD SIR!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! OR IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING MEANT?!

[hirazuki]

Okay, see, the thing about your story ending on a negative/dystopian/'despite everything that's happened nothing has changed in society' note and doing so successfully? It needs to have been set up for that in the first place, and it needs to be done in an intentional manner.

I have nothing against works that reinforce how cruel/meaningless/pointless/etc. the world is -- I enjoy a fair few! -- but the works themselves need to be some sort of commentary about it; the plot might be demonstrative of the futility of everything, but the story never should. It should take that and build on it and use it to make a statement, underscore a point, etc. to its readers. Having everything carry on business-as-usual without acknowledging it, especially in a genre that's generally meant to conclude on optimistic, uplifting, and hopeful notes, comes off as callous and in direct opposition with the values it extols.

Plus, the story itself should never be futile because, then, well, it never mattered as a work and it makes no difference if you've read it or not. Which... that's just a badly written story lmao.

[inaflashimagine]

[fluffypotatey]

*looks at string of posts* and there’s the Fluffy has seen Wisdom Saga alarm 😂 much in the way Jorge got muted at the start, I should have noticed how muted the clip for God Games was for the ending, like all Athena said was “let him go” and I was like huh, not the clever thing I was expecting but eh, genuine sincerity could work maybe? But like. It’s Zeus. And oho when I saw the animatic 😭 it was Zeus alright and making ARES ask if she was dead? After the siblings just brawled like that? Evil. I need fanfic immediately.

yee i watched it 🫠 i am……alive

[drowzyscatterbrain]

had the most half-assed dream about sans and i am

beyond

✨offended✨

by my own brain.

why.

why does he look like a 2D shitpost scribble animated by grabbing the corners and wiggling the image around.

it even has stray white pixels clinging on the lines, what is this.

he's not even acting like himself, either.

at least, not what i picture him to behave, at all.

"hey bbg~ i've been waiting for you~~"

*assumedly seductive wiggles while moving closer with absolute zero facial change*

NO GET AWAY FROM ME YOU AIN'T MY MAN

WHAT EVEN ARE YOU, NO DON'T TOUCH ME EW DO NOT DRAPE YOUR 2D ASS ON ME LIKE AN ICKY BLANKET WTH GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME AAAAAAA-

if i could wake up in a cold sweat on command for dramatic effect i frigging would.

[shopcat]

i feel like one of the funniest things ever as a normal human being who has been online for one billion years and knows what things mean is when someone's like "you guys always shun/get rid of the canonical girlfriend or female love interest even if she's a cool character just for your stupid gay ship which means you're actually bad people" like not to sound like one of those crazy fandombrained idiot people but when the fuck has pairing characters together or shipping ever been about making sure they're ... single beforehand. in fact isn't most of the entire point of modern shipping being about not liking the canonical love interests as much and preferring the different non-canon dynamic. the entire point is they aren't dating in canon and you want to see them dating. i don't mean in the way of like, obviously fandom misogyny is a thing and that DOES happen, but very much in general the vibe of liking non-canon dynamics is not Implied Infidelity or whatever concoction you've come up with. are you from venus. is this your first day on earth. oh it is dire

[zeawesomebirdie]

I don't think I'll ever complain about having nothing to do again

[yen-stanning]

Good day Star Wars fans, how we feeling?