#oliver loofah

[wormfolk]

REJOICE. PLAY BALL!

[burningcrab]

liv was born to be in one of those fast food positions where a bunch of baby queers learn your shift schedule and develop insane crushes on you

[viciathief]

blaseball truly back :)

[elifinchsart]

commission of Magi, Liv and York for @burningcrab!

[kurukanro]

Four more falls to the Shoe Thieves!

[impernaway]

fic title: set adrift and alight?

It's not that Liv is listless, per-say. It's just... Okay. Take a step back, then take this step by step.

Blaseball isn't all he's ever known, but it's dominated and defined his life for decades now.

Blaseball is over, the Umpires declaring a new leader, a siesta, and then a quiet ending years later.

Everyone they had known in the Black Hole never came back when everything ended.

And that's. That's fine! She knew when she felt herself slip away and enter freefall that she might not see them again. She landed in the Charlestons and found Ankle there, she helped greet everyone who arrived after her in the years that followed, she had time to make peace with the holes in her life. She made peace with it.

And it's not like he didn't have plenty to do in the aftermath either. Sunken Charleston had been using Blaseball as an anchor of sorts and trying to settle that out and relearn how to two-step across a space that was suddenly spongey and stretch underfoot, like sprinting across a trampoline, that was a whole other experience. He and the team (and the former team, once a thief always a thief after all) had had to really band together to figure out how to safely navigate that space again.

It's just... They'd actually liked playing, was the thing. They don't admit it to anyone else, but they had. On the good days, the days where the Umps weren't burning up dangerous or the slush-ice of immateria wasn't dragging people under, it had been fun. Exciting. The GOOD sort of burn.

Oliver Loofah had long ago made peace with Blaseball maybe killing her and sending her (back) to the Hall. She'd just never actually made plans for surviving it, or what would come after.

Or figuring out how to stay in touch with people who he doesn't know will remember him at all now they have nothing in common.

[wooshofficial]

hi woosh i have a lot of ships.

- alaynabella hollywood/magi ruiz. i call it moviemagic bc i am a loser who likes puns too much. idk they’re so. they are so girls who necromance together (struggle to) stay together. trips and spills my pile of wips where magi ruiz does something really unethical or dangerous to make people proud of her. i have a whole moviemagic tag for them

- alaynabella hollywood/goodwin morin. what if we were the best batter and the worst pitcher and we didn’t understand each other for most of a season, until suddenly we did. what if we got together right before the game pulled us apart and we tried for so long to make it work. and it did, until it didn’t.

- york silk/oliver loofah/magi ruiz. absolute fucking disaster polycule. york shells olive and takes away one of the only people magi has really connected to. she gets pecked out and they reconnect even though liv has to travel up from charleston. york comes to seattle and olive skips town for a few weeks to get away from him (she can’t stop remembering that MaX is still in the shell xe echoed.) magi is mad that york has fucked up her friendcrush AGAIN. magi “world’s most hypocritical necromancer” ruiz says why didn’t you stay dead. york “necromanced former child star” silk says is what what you said to chorby (chorby who just died for a third time). they fight fight kiss kiss. simultaneously york and olive have very similar weird complexes about growing up. also york is aware his time is running out and he wants to make some sort of amends. they also fight fight kiss kiss. the three of them together are like. york needs people who don’t just constantly praise him like he’s still that can-do-no-wrong kid in hawai’i. magi needs people who can be her shoulder angel and devil (they trade who’s who often). olive needs people who understand the pressure of being new to adulthood and trying to shake off people’s expectations. wow this one got long ANYWAY they’re so fucked up

- york silk/ruffian applesauce. this is a dumbass teenage romance sparking from a game where they both hit a bunch of home runs. it ends abruptly when ruffian fucking dies. it awkwardly continues when york also dies. it ends abruptly AGAIN when york un-dies and ruffian just sits in the hall forever. if romeo and juliet were also orpheus and eurydice. you know?

- SO many short circuits garages ships.

ajax black/nevaeh flapper is “romantic tension over a blackjack game while the universe explodes”

didi müller/oliver mueller is “quit your job. join my punk band. explore space with me”

cravel larue/alice day is “loser boyfriend x loser girlfriend”

francois fisher/ygritte valdrada is “weird bisexual goth power couple”

i have more. i have so many more. i don’t have time to write blurbs for them all but there’s magi ruiz/clare ballard ii, sparks beans/carmelo plums, penelope mathews/liquid friend vi (aka “vienna”), probably more i’m forgetting lmao

Hooooooooooooooooooly shit okay let’s get into it

Layna and Magi - well known and loved. Absolute fucking disasters. Absolutely end game. It’s movie magic, baby! It all works out in the end! (aka, it Never fucking works out because there is no end)

Goodwin and Layna - OHOHOHOHOHO. I like the interp where ego affects everyone with it differently but by stage 4 you’re pretty much a walking stereotype, with Goodwin becoming more and more of a shell of herself (“isn’t this what everyone wanted? Isn’t this the dream? Don’t you love me? I’m a star player!!!!!!!!” vibes) and losing her personality to the ego. Layna “I love you and I forgive you but I will never forget” Hollywood, who values family and trust over literally everything (see: movie magic) would not take kindly to this, but also she knows that this is not Goodwin, but also can’t she fight back, but also she’s doing the best she can, but also Layna Hollywood Never Forgets. And it’s too late by the time Layna decides to forgive and Goodwin is gone, because fuck you Layna you get nothing

York and Olive and Magi - Brendan Urie sucks but when he said “make up sex! break up sex!” he was talking about these three. It’s all revenge! It’s all passion! It’s all dangerous! It’s all wrong! York just wants to be human again and regain the life he built from the ground up in Halifax, Liv just wants her family to be okay, and Magi just wants her crushes to stop being given the finger. None of their intentions are pure but god are all of them cute as hell and in this world where you don’t know when the end is might as well kiss the pretty ones.

At this point I think Magi Ruiz has had a crush on every girl on the active roster (and some of the shadows) (and York Silk when he was experimenting with gender presentation). Also The Fall by Lovejoy is a Magi song, specifically a MovieMagic song.

Ruffian and York - what if in a very long and intense game you got obsessed over someone you used to know in a kind of fucked up way and he just wants a nap, oh my god but you saw the passion in his eyes as he threw that last pitch you absolutely slammed with your own passion and your teammates are looking at you funny again arent they. You are So Normal about this dude. So Normal, in fact, that you fucking explode! Also he never loved you sorry

God the SCs got gay didn’t they

Ajax and Naveah - you are the very thing I hate but that makes you hot, and it’s the end of the world so fuck it (literally)

Didi Ollie and Mike polycule when

Cravel and Alice - the world is going to end. I know exactly when it will. I cannot stop it. I cannot tell anyone. You are the only other person who knows. Kiss me.

Love me some goths

I mean my asks are open for a reason, but also you have my discord so feel free to infodump there! I enjoy your brain thoughts very much.

[lycanthian]

Riding the high from having scored the final point to steal the championship from under the Wild Wings, Ankle Halifax hatches a plan.

A Charleston Shoe Thieves fic featuring Literally Everyone (I'm like 99% sure), but prominently Ankle Halifax, Oliver Loofah, Premjeet Liu (WHO DOESN'T HAVE AN AO3 TAG YET?), and a guest appearance at the end.

[ograceo]

Ushijima Drabble

Tw: Suggestive and not proofread

As I was washing the dishes I felt a pair of strong arms wrap around me. I turned my head and made eye contact with Wakatoshi. He quickly looked away and nuzzled his head into my neck. I could feel him sigh in content against my neck. Not that I minded him doing this, but I had no idea why he was here instead of practice. A confused look made its way onto my face before I spoke.

“What are you doing home?” I questioned. He lifted his head up and spoke.

“Ended early” he replied bluntly. His olive colored eyes gave away to the tiredness that he was feeling. I hummed in response and turned back to the sink to shut the water off.

“You seem tired” I said “Would you like for me to run a bath?” He hummed in response before unraveling himself from around me and making his way to the bedroom.

I made my way to the bathroom and began preparing the bath. Right as I was done Ushijima came in with a towel wrapped around his waist. I moved towards him and placed my hands on his broad shoulders before leaning in to press a gentle kiss on his lips. Ushijima wrapped one arm around my waist and the other grabbed ahold of my cheek.

After pulling away I began to make my way out of the bathroom but was stopped by Ushijima grabbing my hand.

“Where are you going?” His eyebrows furrowed.

“What do you mean?”

“Are you not joining me?” He replied. He pulled me closer to him.

“I didn’t know you wanted me to join” I said surprised by this sudden question.

After work he preferred to be alone so it was a surprise that he was asking me to join him. However this was an opportunity that I wasn't willing to waste. I quickly took my close off while Ushijima climbed into the bath tub. I joined him moments after and settled with my back against his chest and his arms wrapped around me. His face yet again found its way to my neck. The warm water eased ours muscle and it felt as though our bodies had molded into one.

We sat there in silence for a few moments before I asked Ushijima if he would like for me to help him wash up. He said nothing in response but started to move away from me.

I leaned forward and grabbed the loofah and some soap. I started by washing his chest rubbing the loofah over his tanned abs. I couldn’t help but enjoy the sight of them. Almost forgetting what I was doing. I then washed his face before he turned around and started on his back. His back was always sore after practice so after rubbing him with the soap I began to massage his shoulders and neck. I could feel him relax against my hands and let out a soft moan at the feeling.

I then began pressing kisses along the back of his shoulder. Slowly making my way up his neck. Ushijima tilted his head to the side and leaned back into me. I wrapped my arms around his waist feeling his abs against my hands. His soft moans were like music to my ears. In an attempt to get more moans, I moved my hand down to his pants and began feeling his……

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[trivialbob]

First camping trip of the season

Getting the trailer out of storage always worries me a little. Did something break over the cold winter? What have we forgotten to bring? We take a lot of things out of the trailer when it's stored.

We did okay this time. Everything works. The tally of forgotten items is short. If I have to hold a cold can of soda or beer in my naked hand, without the benefit of an insulated sleeve, I can live with that. It won't happen again though because I'm making a list.

The shower bag with body wash and shampoo disappeared. No problem though, because we're not far from several stores, and I always love visiting small towns. At a small grocery store Sheila got those things and a loofah. It was kind of frilly looking, with golden strands woven through it. The cashier shot me a huge grin and said, "Oh I know this is for you!" We all laughed. And I did use it.

This four-day weekend we're in Southeast Minnesota, by the towns of Lanesboro and Preston. A great rails-to-trail bike path runs through the area, connecting several towns. We brought our bicycles. Today we rode from Lanesboro to Whelen, where the Aroma Pie Shop is. Sadly, it hasn't opened yet for the season. So bought ice cream at small gift shop across the street.

Someone left hula hoops at the bike rack outside of this little shop.

We did our usual walk of the campground first thing this morning. Sheila pet every dog. We said greeted or were greeted by everyone we saw. I love that part about camping. Last night at a restaurant we talked to a retired couple from Iowa. It was very nice meeting them.

Tonight we're driving to Fountain to check out the brewery and maybe a dive bar.

My son Jack and his wife Ali are staying at our house, along with their two dogs, watching Ella, Oliver, Sulley and Stella. Jack and Ali are helping themselves to my liquor and food. Lily and Luka feel right at home.

[polkadotpatterson]

WHAT R YOUR FAVE GARAGES SONGS??

I KNOW SOME TRACKS BUT I FEEL LIKE BACK IN SUMMER 2020 I WAS LISTENING TO THEIR MUSIC FOR A MIN BUT THEN I LOOKED BACK AND THEY HAD 20 MORE ALBUMS AN I GOT SCARED...

ough ok in no particular order other than being compelled to put Sun 2 first, also I’m limiting myself to just a few lol:

-Sun 2

-Where is your spirit

-Bones to Ohio

-In the feedback

-The ballad of unremarkable Derrick Krueger (Takeover version)

-Mike Townsend (Knows what he’s gotta do)

-The shelling of Oliver Loofah by the coward York Silk

-All the best

-5AM shift

-Morning is coming

-Solar eclipse

-Firewalker with me

-Morrow Doyle hits a hole out of left center field

-curse of crows (both the original and the Riley version)

Don't be intimidated by the Many Albums! They're all well worth checking out. The one I recommend above all else is DISCIPLINE, which has the most cohesive narrative (covering the whole of the discipline era) and just all around great songs. Other noted Oops All Bangers are ENCORE, DEICIDE, UNSTABLE, and the collab album BLATTLE OF THE BLANDS (the albums with all caps titles are just more powerful, I guess! Fits your vibe too, anon). Some of my other personal favourite albums are ROSTER, #14, and storm’s here, but you really can’t go wrong with any of them!

[kittysdiary]

Do you have any great shower tips for me? Especially since summer is coming , I feel as though when I get out the shower I still don’t feel super clean. Right now I’m just cleaning my body with a bar soap and a regular rag. I use my African exfoliating net but I stopped. Plus I barely moisturize my body

here’s a link to my shower routine: 🫧

Important Shower Tools:

Loofahs are great for exfoliation, cleansing and mood elevation. They can contain fungal organisms which can lead to skin infections so make sure you are cleaning your loofah + replacing them every 3-4 weeks.

Scalp massaging tools are one of my fav shower tools. They are known to help with dandruff, stimulating scalp + hair follicles, increasing blood circulation and getting products out of your hair.

Foot exfoliation tools are important to have in order to soften your feet and prevent painful calluses. Use the tool at the end of your shower when your feet are nice and soft. I also use mine when giving myself an at home spa day by filling my tub up with water and doing a foot soak before using the tool.

I’ve heard great things about African Exfoliating Nets! You can keep using it or look into other shower tools to bring into your routine.

Moisturizing Body Washes:

Look for body washes that contain: mineral oil, glycerin, petroleum, soybean oil, jojoba oil, almond oil, aloe vera, olive oil + shea butter for moisturizing properties.

Match your body wash’s scent to your perfume, body oil, lotion or body butter for a longer lasting scent.

Out of the Shower Moisturizers:

As soon as you step out of the shower apply body lotion, body butter or raw shea butter to help moisturize.

Use friction (circular motions) and effleurage (long gliding strokes) to work the product into the skin. this will help increase circulation, relieve tight muscles + encourage the lymphatic system to flow.

[theunsubtleknife]

THE SHELLING OF OLIVER LOOFAH BY THE COWARD YORK SILK SUNDAY

[fall-of-achilles]

Dorm Essentials

Here is a super comprehensive list of every item I could think someone would need in a dorm. Obviously this will differ from person to person and room to room.

*Check your university's rules surrounding these items

Uni Essentials- a comprehensive list of electronics, stationary and clothing

Storage

Carts that roll under your bed

Loft equipment to add extra space

Collapsible fabric bins

coffee cart

desk organizer

If you have a private bathroom

over toilet shelving

shelving for shower

hand soap

Toilet Plunger

toilet brush and cleaner

speaker (don't bother your neighbours)

toothbrush holder

shower mats

toilet paper

small trash can

shower curtain

If you have a communal bathroom

shower caddy

shower shoes/ slides

General Bathroom needs

towels

shampoo

conditioner

body wash

skincare

makeup

toothbrush

toothpaste

body wash

loofah/ wash rag/ body scrub

Q-tips

Cotton balls/ pads

Hand soap

If you have a microwave/ kitchen area

Ice cube trays

microwave ramen cooker

single cup coffee maker*

plates/bowls/silverware/cups

rice cooker*

Hot plate*

milk frother wand thing

paper towel holder

salt and pepper grinder

Pitcher

Brita

french press

measuring cups/spoons (liquid measure)

toaster*

tupperware

lunch box

Chip clips

Mayo, ranch, salad dressing

Popcorn popper* my dorm allows a hot air popper

Snacks and Food

granola bars

trail mix

Chips

instant matcha/coffee

Kcups

peanut butter (or other nut/soy butter)

jam/jelly

candy

mints

gum

Brita water filter

reusable water bottle

olive oil

vinegar

cookies

salt/pepper

instant coffee

honey

Popcorn kernels

Butter/ margarine

Cleaning Supplies

Broom

swiffer/ mop

disinfecting wipes

all purpose cleaner

duster

scrub daddy

dish soap

laundry detergent

dryer balls

baking soda

vinegar

cleaning rags

Pinsol/Fabuloso

small steamer/ iron*

stain remover

Medicine/First Aid

bandaids

gauze

tape

liquid bandaid

nyquil

ibuprophen/tylenol

cough drops

cough medcine

pepto bismol

covid tests

hand sanitizer

Neosporin or my personal favourite PRID

Cooling and heating packs

Antacid ( tums)

Other

Nightstand

area rug

Desk lamp

Night light/ small lamp

large trash can

room spray/ oil diffuser

desk chair

laundry hamper

sheets

pillows

curtains

towels

wash cloths

paper towels

tissues

Pads/tampons

hangers

Command hooks

heated blanket*/ weighted blanket

extension cord*

printer*

small fireproof safe (with all your legal documents in it)

tool kit

flashlight

Bedside organiser

Door draft/ window draft stopper

Clothing shaver

Batteries

pepper spray

security birdie

Condoms

From home

Photos

blankets

stuffed animals

decorations

[elifinchsart]

PARK IT! A long while back I made around 50 pixels art "blattlers" of various Blaseball characters. These vary in quality as I improved and also might need to be clicked on if you are using desktop to see them with unblurred pixels. Many were commissions or requests but I no longer have the information of who they were for. They were posted to twitter but not to here so I am archiving them here now.

[raspberryripley]

tagged by @planet4546b: Shuffle your Spotify playlist and post the first 10 songs & tag people

the edge - tonight alive

awake - ok goodnight

the shelling of oliver loofah by the funky york silk - the garages

cold-hearted man - sammy rae & the friends

natural - s club 7

the dark sentencer - coheed and cambria

odd ducks - rare americans

robots don't cry - no more kings

dial tone (neon ver.) - the garages

incinerate - the garages

tagging: @lesbedilfvriska @fr--t @puckywucky @emuwarum @bread--quest @dullahanite @medb-like-grave @dawnwalker