#alexandria rosales

[qaisdogwalker]

Houston 🥸

[toxic-clockwork]

THIEVES WIN

[houston-spies-fic-exchange]

pinch hitter request!

i have an assignment for seaer that needs a pinch hitter, can anyone volunteer? request details will be under the cut.

(NOTE: you don't have to be signed up for the exchange to pinch hit. all you need is an ao3 account and something done by the 11th, or 16th at absolute latest)

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Fitzgerald Blackburn/Knight Triumphant

Fitzgerald Blackburn/Math Velazquez

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Reese Clark

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The Director

Summary

I think fitz and knight would have seen themselves in each other, admired each others work ethic etc. But clashed a bit cause theyre obviously very different. About visibility (spy VS lover dilemma) and being open with their emotions and stuff. I don’t think they’re “endgame” but I think they messed around a bit and think of each other even at the end of blaseball <3 I like/prefer most of the usual lore for these guys but prefer Math as a human/humanoid rather than like, math itself, would love to see an interpretation where theyre just a latino/pinoy guy. (Just a tangent for my own interp but… braces…glasses that magnify their eyes…mathlete team jacket…still involved with Fitz but in a ‘super fascinated by the concept of a smoke fellow and follows it around everywhere’ way) I also like Reese a lot I think they’re super cool. Also what’s up with The Director? I would love to find out. Anyway, general notes: idm anything wrt pronouns, adult themes are okay, generally I really like moody/atmospheric/introspective/character study kind of fics but it’s up to you!

Do Not Want: crack fic, AU

[sporadiceagleheart]

Rest in peace Those Who died deserves this honor of their names that's why this is Thursday edit April 18th to remember the legacy of the Angels that died Jesus healed them and they went on to heaven home in the sky

Rebecca Jeanne Riley, Sally Ann Chesebro, Jane Eilish Preston January 3, 2017 - October 3, 2020, Calla Adelaide Andrus, Gabrielle Renae “Gabby” Barrett, Lauren Victoria “Tori” Windsor Whetzel, Gabrielly “Gabi” Magalhães de Souza, Arthur Labinjo-Hughes, Terence Pinder the 18 year old that was shot and killed in 1800 block of Hicks Street, Star Hobson, Saffie-Rose Brenda Roussos, Lily Peters, Olivia Pratt Korbel, Elizabeth Shelley, Sara Sharif, Charlotte Figi, Jersey Dianne Bridgeman, Charlotte Bacon, Charlotte Louise Dunn, Emily Grace Jones, Ava Jordan Wood, Olivia Engel, Josephine Gay, Emilie Parker, Jackie Cazares, Makenna Lee Elrod, Eliahna Torres, Nevaeh Bravo, Layla Salazar, Jayce Carmelo Luevanos, Jailah Nicole Silguero, Bianca Devins, Catherine Violet Hubbard, Taylor Jean Moore, Destiny Norton, Destiny Riekeberg, JonBenèt Ramsey, Kelly Ann Fleming, Judith and Maria Barsi, Heather Michele O'Rourke, Lucille Ricksen, Indie Rose Armstrong, Rachel Joy Scott, Skylar Annette "Sky " Neese, Tristyn Bailey, Olivia Dahl, Lily Rose Diaz, Riley Faith Steep, Rylie Nicholls, Ava Martin White, James Bulger, Amerie Jo Garza, Maite Rodriguez, Alexandria Rubio, Joan of Arc, Jimmy the Crow, Dickey Betts, Kinsleigh Welty, Gracie Perry Watson, Inez Clarke Briggs, Annie Kerr Aiken, Grace Budd, Sloan Mattingly, Audrii Cunningham, Happy Birthday Isabella Nardoni, Bella Claire Callaway, Calla Adelaide Woods, Rose Pizem, Riley Ann Sawyers, Riley Ann Fox, Anne and Margot Frank, Shan'ann, Bella&CeCe, Lallie Charles, Isobel Elsom, Jordan Rosales, Jeremiah, Ava Cole Nichols, Pauline Adelaar and Peter Fuchs, Anna D. Crnkovic, Irmgard Christine Winter, Olga Chardymova, Eliza Adalynn Moore, Lois Janes, Louis XVII, Sarah Payne, Alicia Lynn Clark, Mercedes Losoya, Norah Lee Howard, Sandra Cantu, Jessica Lunsford, Sierra Lynn Newbold, Samantha Bree Runnion, Samantha Davis, Dr. Jeremy and Avielle Richman, Beatriz Mota, Danielle Van Dam, Baby LeRoy, Shirley Temple and more kids

[blackfemmecharacterdependency]

FEBRUARY Celebrity Birthdays & Events

All Month Long: Black History Month | Femslash February | Fix It February

February Birthdays

Aquarius Stars (Jan 20-Feb 18)

3: Ellen Thomas | 6: Mame Anna Diop, Harmonia Rosales, Heir of Glee | 7: Essence Atkins, Kirby Howell Baptiste, Marlo Hampton | 8: Quintessa Swindell (Quintessa is nonbinary but plays female characters, so is featured on the blog a lot) | 9: Alice Walker, Camille Winbush, Jasmine Mathews | 10: Yara Shahidi, Uzo Aduba, Roberta Flack, Leontyne Price | 11: Kelly Rowland, Brandy, Nischelle Turner | 12: Latrice Royale | 14: Danai Gurira, Aniela Gumbs, Janeshia Adams-Ginyard, Karidja Touré, Ozioma Akagha | 15: Amber Riley, Lynn Whitfield, Meg Thee Stallion | 16: Hailey Kilgore, Philicia Saunders | 17: Jessica Allain, Lynne Moody | 18: Emelia Burns, Genelle Williams, Toni Morrison

Pisces Stars (Feb 19-Mar 20)

19: Caroline Chikezie, Ariel Alexandria Davis, Angela Meryl | 20: Rihanna | 21: Aunjanue Ellis, Ann Ogbomo | 22: Genneya Walton, Pandelani Mulaudzi | 23: Niecy Nash | 24: Dede Lovelace, Kasi Lemmons, Tawny Newsome | 25: Geffri Maya | 28: Tasha & Sidra Smith, Rae Dawn Chong | 29: Augusta Savage

February Events:

1: World Hijab Day | 7: National Black HIV/AIDS Awareness Day | 13: Black Love Day | BFCD Pinkend 12-15ish: 13: Galentines, 14: Valentines, 15: Amber/Meg/Lynn BDays | Week After the 14th: Aromantic Awareness Week | 20: World Day of Social Justice

[waveridden]

The Spies, at the end, consider the beginning. Written for Blasetober, day twenty-six: Desert.

“Rosales.”

Alex looks up. They barely remember to spare a smile as Donia and Howell sit down on either side of them. “Look who it is. It’s a regular reunion.”

“Sure is,” Howell agrees. He looks tired, not that Alex can blame him. Everyone’s tired lately. “How’ve you been?”

“You know,” Alex says vaguely, because they’re pretty sure it goes without saying. They’ve paid visits to Joe, to Malik, to Karato, but these are the only two who were with them at the beginning. So that means something. They’d like to think it means something. “You?”

“Happy to be in one piece,” Howell says, grimly enough that they can tell it’s not glib. Donia doesn’t answer, just inclines her head a little. “What do you think is next?”

“I’m trying not to think about next,” Alex admits. “I’m trying to think about now.”

They always are, and these two know that better than anyone else. There are people on the team who think about what’s next, who plan and plot, but Alex isn’t that person. They’re the one who figures out solutions on the fly. They fix in the moment. They do what they can to prevent things from breaking, so there’s less fixing to do.

Howell shakes his head. “Who would’ve thought,” he mumbles.

“Who would’ve thought,” Alex agrees. That they’d be on different teams. That they’d be in the desert at the end of the world, with the universe trying to scatter their minds into pieces. That they’d see the end of the world at all.

“I always hated this game,” Donia mumbles.

It’s not funny, but Alex glances at Howell, and his mouth twitches. And suddenly, that’s enough for Alex to snort and then a laugh to squeak out of Donia, and then in an instant the three of them are roaring with laughter.

(It would be nice to say it’s like old times. But it’s not. They didn’t laugh so much at the beginning. They took it all seriously. They felt like they had so much to lose. Now Alex knows how much there is to lose, a thought that comes with a sorrow so acute it winds them every time. But that has only made them laugh more. There’s so much to lose and they won’t let themself lose laughter, too.)

“Maybe you had the right idea,” Howell says after they’ve all calmed down. Donia snorts, but Howell says, “Seriously.”

“Nah,” Alex says. It surprises even them, but they hold steady. They think about Dickerson and Miki, Son and Norris, every feedback, every flood, every person they wouldn’t have met otherwise. “It might’ve been worth it.”

“Maybe,” Donia says. It’s more than Alex was expecting, so they decide to let it be.

[its-miikii]

Hey Hi How is everyone? Figured I should start posting my art here too again! So here, have some Houston Spies fanart for Blaseball : P

[siobhanromee]

Hey tumblr, what the heck is blaseball?

[verdemoth]

SO. HEY. ABOUT THAT.

SPIES ||WIN||

[alexanders-pokemon-adventure]

Slyph Ancestry

(Bud’s origins part1 and part2)

I sent a sample of Bud’s Oddish leaf to Slyph.co’s ancestry service to find out more about them and maybe discern were that component of their body came from or was gotten from.

It is important to understand when reading this graft that the percentages listed are not a literal breakdown of Bud’s Oddish components genetics , but a listing of all the known genetic indicators(genes which are associated to exist only in a certain sub group of Oddish) they possess. So it’s entirely possible that Bud’s Oddish components may have ancestry not listed because indicators for it aren’t known.

Now the 25% Oddish Common was expected, to some degree all Oddish possess these genes ranging between 15 to 75%. So in that regard Bud is rather average.

The 37.5% Rosales, 12.5% Rubus, and 6.25% Rubus Fruticosus where very telling though. “Rosales” is and umbrella group containing over 7700 variance of Oddish (including but not limited to blackberries ,strawberries , apples , plums ,almonds, cannabis etc.) all oddish under The umbrella “Rosales” to some extent would have these indicators present in their genome. “Rubus” is a sub-category of “Rosales” containing only about 1350 variances specific to blackberries, raspberries ,dewberries and their hybrids.(this holds up A while ago Bud rooted themselves to the ground and very clearly grew a blackberry bush out of their top [here]). “Rubus Fruticosus” is a further subcategory of “Rubus” generally defined as the “breeds” created by and used in industrial agriculture. The quantity of indicators in these three groups imply to me that Bud’s Oddish components likely came from line of Oddish us in agriculture. One or more likely both of Its parents where likely farm Quality blackberry variant Oddishs. Initially I didn’t think much of 6.25% Solanaceae(an umbrella group containing tomatoes ,peppers, belladonna and etc.),6.25%Vitaceae (various grapes) ,3.125% Zea Mays(maize and corn) and 3.125% Taraxacum Officinale (dandelions). Accidental cross-pollination between crop Oddish and wild oddish is fairly common in agriculture. The presence of corn and grape Oddish gives me the impression that Bud’s Oddish components probably came from somewhere in the southwest of the Eastern continent as that is the intersection of where their cultivation is generally localized.

This has to some degree confirm My suspicion about why so many others progeny(here) have been unusual . Because of the unique stresses their body is under constantly being grafted so significantly ,it’s likely any and all progeny they produce will likely possess unusual traits. The stresses their body is under will constantly will affect their progenies epigenetic‘s(genes which control which other genes are active). Fortunately for most of them this is only meant that instead of producing more blackberry variant Oddish many of Bud’s progeny spontaneously manifested the traits of other variants in Bud’s ancestry once they matured.

But that doesn’t really explain The three Alexandria(@alex-ishvan) possess or the two in mine possession . Alexandria‘s three Radish , lumpy and turnip are very strange. Lumpy and Turnip very clearly possess traits from Bud’s other component pieces Lumpy resembling a Budew and Turnip resembling a sunkern . My best guess about turnip and lumpy is that Bud’s Budew and Sunkern components may have self pollinated them when they’re blackberry bush flowered , and that because of the stresses their body is under function similar to paternal hybrids. Radish has recently been confirmed have manifested the traits of a Atropa belladonna variant oddish (see here) but their coloration is all wrong. Atropa belladonna(see here) variant Oddish are not generally a violet blue in the Oddish stage and don’t possess stripes at all so I have no idea what’s going on with that. My best guest about radish is that their coloration may just be a mutation or that One or more pigmentation Gene is Active in a co-dominance situation.

The two in my possession Verdant and Saffron are also strange in comparison to other siblings. Sunflower variants and rose variants Oddish exist but do not really resemble Verdant and Saffron in any meaningful way. Verdant’s sunflower looks so very much like the one in growing from Bud’s sunkern component and by extension very much like a (Chianti Sunflora) . Ordinary sunflower variant Oddish do not generally generate sunflowers that look as such. Also I am unable to explain the strange green coloration of their body. Saffrons flowing bushel of roses are also extremely similar to the ones growing from Bud’s Budew components. The traits possessed by Saffron’s roses are only found in the (climbing Rugosa )variant Budew-line of which there is no Oddish equivalent . Similar to the garden I am unable to explain their strange yellow coloration. My assumption is that they function similar to lumpy and turnip and are paternal hybrids

I wonder what they will become as they develop Bud and their progeny, I wonder if the unique circumstances in which they were created will have continuing effects on them and their progeny and their progeny’s progeny going forward .

Hmmm… whenever I think of their circumstance I am always brought back to their origin. I wonder how many of Bud’s creators are still out there…

[stlhandyman]

Supreme Court, U.S FILED In The OCT 2 2022 Supreme Court ofthe United States  RALAND J BRUNSON, Petitioner,

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https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22-380/243739/20221027152243533_20221027-152110-95757954-00007015.pdf

[toxic-clockwork]

Spythieves real

[ninthprime]

my friends, it is alexandria rosales’ last week on the blaseball hall of fame ballot and it is my solemn duty as a spies fan to bring you the evidence for why they should be inducted. alex is a spies icon, but they have done much more than be on our team since day 1. here are some of alex's hall of fame worthy accomplishments:

alex has the 7th highest pitching WhAT ever. this is higher than a bunch of players who have already deservedly made it in, like theodore cervantes and jolene willowtree.

alex has the 10th most pitching wins at 260.

alex has the 7th most quality pitching starts at 251.

alex has an overall ERA of 3.32 but their peaks were incredible, with a 2.0 in season 21 and a 1.98 in season 8, where they had the best ERA in the league. notice how those are two very different times in blaseball!

but alex is not just good at pitching. in season 24, teamwide scattering activated their undefined mod. in that season alex had a BA of 0.432, the second-best one-season BA in blaseball history following only dudley mueller's season 11. this is better than both jaxon buckley and conner haley's best seasons.

in season 24 alex also had the highest one-season OB/SLG ever at 1.439.

frankly these accomplishments make alex extremely qualified for the hall. however, i know what you people on blaseball tumblr also enjoy: lore. here are some bits of alex rosales lore:

sword lesbian. the sword is a cursed family heirloom. it killed some union busters once

they used to do roller derby! then almost everyone they did it with died or was shadowed. however they did it!

the spies do not have captains but alex might as well be one. a true houston icon.

has a long romantic history with a wide variety of beloved players. they had a rivalmance with jessica telephone. they had a fraught could-have-been with donia bailey. they nearly dated avila guzman. they could have dated siobhan chark but unfortunately they had given up at romance at that point

anyway they threw that cursed sword at the coin! sick!!

there are a lot of great players on the hall ballot this week and i encourage you to fill up your ten votes. gabriel griffith! lars taylor! mags banananana! but i also advise you....make one of your votes alexandria rosales

[919]

[image description: impact font that reads “blaseball players be like: she’s so dreamy,” followed by a collection of screenshots of players as they appear on the site, consisting of only names & star ratings. the players shown are rivers rosa, esme ramsey, kichiro guerra, alaynabella hollywood, parker meng, jessica telephone, allison abbott, jaylen hotdogfingers, ortiz lopez, lou roseheart, wyatt pothos, sutton dreamy, rai spliff, nagomi mcdaniel, alexandria rosales, pitching machine, avila guzman, and beck whitney.]

[malsrp]

#1. Aaron Roeder — Terry Chen — tag: aroeder 2. Aida Wilks — Julia Garner — tag: awilks 3. Alexander Lightwood — Matt Daddario — tag: alightwood 4. Alexandria Gillham — Gemma Arterton — tag: agilham 5. Alia Maxwell — Vanessa Morgan — tag: amaxwell 6. Alisia Carabajal — Bridget Regan — tag: acarabajal 7. Alissa Kytönen — Nicola Peltz — tag: akytonen 8. Alyx Humphries — Joe Brooks — tag: ahumphries 9. Amadej Moralis — Matthew Daddario — tag: amoralis 10. Amanda H. Nørgaard — Selena Gomez — tag: anorgaard 11. Amelie Robin — Felicity Jones — tag: arobin 12. Angel Devaris — Neels Visser — tag: adevaris 13. Anna B. Mathiasen — Anna B. Mathiasen — tag: amathiasen 14. Anthony Higgins [ Race ] — Christian Navarro — tag: ahiggins 15. Antoine Neuhaus — Avan Jogia — tag: aneuhaus 16. Apolline Tachel — Taylor Swift — tag: atachel 17. April Olson — Amber Heard — tag: aolson 18. Archie Andrews — KJ Apa — tag: aandrews 19. Arlan Havernathy — Vasiliy Makarov — tag: vmakarov 20. Árni Sveinsson — Bruno Mars — tag: ásveinsson 21. Arron Castillo — Dylan Sprayberry — tag: acastillo 22. Asmarina Tesmi — Letitia Wright — tag: atesmi 23. Aurora Moon — Emma Stone — tag: amoon 24. Austin Valero — Danny Schwarz   —  tag: avalero 25. Ava Hunter  —  Danielle Campbell  —  tag: ahunter 26. Bastiaan Morgan  — Jacob Young  —  tag: bmorgan 27. Beau Amarante  —  Douglas Booth  —  tag: bamarante 28. Bellamy Blake  —  Bob Morley  —  tag: bblake 29. Bentley French  —  Keegan Allen  —  tag: bfrench 30. Blair McKenzie/McKenna  — Joe Brooks/Matt Bomer  —  tag: bmckenzie; bmckenna 31. Blake Anderson  —  Nick Robinson  — tag: banderson 32. Bobbi Downes  —  Cole Sprouse  — tag: bdownes 33. Bonilla Serrato  —  Hunter Schafer  — tag: bserrato 34. Breana Logston — Hayley Lu Richards  —  tag: blogson 35. Broderick Boyer — Trevor Noah  —  tag: bboyer 36. Brooke Nicholas —  Scarlett Johansson  —  tag: bnicholas 37. Buddy Wiltsie — Freddie Stroma  — tag: bwiltsie 38. Caleb Whitton  — Vasiliy Makarov  — tag: cwhitton 39. Caley Greene  —  Margot Robbie  —  tag: cgreene 40. Casey Finch  —  Ashton Irwin  —  tag: cfinch 41. Caty White  —  Madelaine Petsch  — tag: cwhite 42. Celeste Goodman  —  Virginia Gardner  — tag: cgoodman 43. Célia Méndes  —  Marina Moschen  —  tag: cméndes 44. Cerin Ó'Caoimh  — Spencer MacPherson  —  tag: cócaoimh 45. Charisse Walther — Odeya Rush — tag: cwalther 46. Chelsea Tassinari — Brittany Snow  —  tag: ctassinari 47. Cheryl Blossom — Madelaine Petsch — tag: cblossom 48. Christopher Candler — Rey Valentin — tag: ccandler 49. Ciel Phantomhive — Jakub Gierszal — tag: cphantomhive 50. Ciera Folger — Zendaya — tag: cfolger 51. Clarissa Fairchild — Katherine McNamara — tag: cfairchild 52. Clarke Griffin — Eliza Taylor  — tag: cgriffin 53. Claude Donovan — Matt Cohen — tag: cdonovan 54. Cleopatra Mercia — Danielle Campbell — tag: cmercia 55. Cody Chester — Austin Mahone — tag: cchester 56. Connor Dreyer — Ryan Lochte — tag: cdreyer 57. Conrad Benham — Theo James — tag: cbenham 58. Corey Hamilton — Gregg Sulkin — tag: chamilton 59. Curt Wagoner — Ellar Coltrane — tag: cwagoner 60. Dallas Ference — Richard Madden — tag: dference 61. Dalton Fuller — Ed Westwick — tag: dfuller 62. Dana Bela — Griffin Powell-Arcand — tag: dbela 63. Deane Trager — Hayden Thompson — tag: dtrager 64. Deanna Scofield — Madison Beer — tag: dscofield 65. Demi-leigh Maclean  —  Victoria Justice — tag: dmaclean 66. Destin Rumancek — Penn Badgeley — tag: drumancek 67. Diamond Turk — Tristan Lake Leabu — tag: dturl 68. Diana Lanham — Gina Carano — tag: dlanham 69. Dmitry Alkaev — Andrew Boldar — tag: dalkaev 70. Dominik Aaron — Felix Mallard — tag: daaron 71. Dorothea Lightwood-Bane — India Eisley — tag: dlightwoodbane 72. Dorothy Baum — Kaniehtiio Horn — tag: dbaum 73. Doyle Barish — Ty Simpkins — tag: dbarish 74. Dwight Apolinar — King Bach — tag: dapolinar 75. Dyana Roy — Lyrica Okano — tag: droy 76. Edelira Réyes — Ana De Armas — tag: eréyes 77. Eden Farley — Diane Vulpine — tag: efarley 78. Eleanor Blackburn — Rachel-Marie Jones — tag: eblackburn 79. Elden Pointer — Harrison Gilbertson — tag: epointer 80. Eliot Waugh — Hale Appleman — tag: ewaugh 81. Émelié Overgard — Georgia Henley — tag: eovergaard 82. Emilio Youngberg — Brendon Thwaites — tag: eyoungberg 83. Emily Robin — Thomasin McKenzie — tag: erobin 84. Erin Madden — Anna Kendricks — tag: emadden 85. Essi Hanski — Lachlan Watson — tag: ehanski 86. Eva Coleman — Holliday Grainger — tag: ecoleman 87. Eva Rosales — Aimee Carrero — tag: erosales 88. Evangelina Stigall — Anya Chalotra — tag: estigali 89. Evie Trippe — Morgan Lily — tag: etrippe 90. Ezequiel Hanby — Ryan Guzman — tag: ehanby 91. Faye Thompson — Katherine Langford — tag: fthompson 92. Felix Tenner — Timothée Chalamet — tag: ftenner 93. Finn Jagger — Sam Riley — tag: fjagger 94. Forrest Nilges — Lucas Zumann — tag: fnilges 95. Gabriela Méndes — Camila Queiroz — tag: gméndes 96. Genevive Janowski — Hailee Steinfield — tag: gjanowski 97. Georgette Fresne — Ciara Bravo — tag: gfresne 98. Georgianne Rentfro — Dalilah Bela — tag: grentfro 99. Gino Warkentin — Andrew Garfield — tag: gwarkentin 100. Grace Quinn — Lucy Hale — tag: gquinn 101. Hailee Lewis — Chloe Norgaard — tag: hlewis 102. Harley Quinn — Margot Robbie — tag: hquinn 103. Harper Finch — George Shelley — tag: hfinch 104. Harry Hook — Thomas Doherty — tag: hhook 105. Hayley Marshall-Kenner — Phoebe Tonkin — tag: hmarshallkenner 106. Hazel Arden — Katheryn Winnick — tag: harden 107. Hunter Harris — Mikkel Jensen — tag: hhunter 108. Imelda Navarro — Alex Steele — tag: inavarro 109. Isis Monohan — Emily Rudd — tag: imonohan 110. Israel Preston — Landon Liboiron — tag: ipreston 111. Ivy Romano — Ariana Grande — tag: iromano 112. Jacqui Valo — Natalie Dormer — tag: jvalo 113. James Carstairs — Choi Jun-Hong — tag: jcarstairs 114. Jamie Kostelnik — Camren Bicondova — tag: jkostelnik 115. Jared Rubio — Sebastian Stan — tag: jrubio 116. Jaskier Pankratz — Joey Batey — tag: jpankratz 117. Jason Kleinman — Chris Pine — tag:jkleinman 118. JC Garner — Jonny Weston — tag: jcgarner 119. Jed Achorn — Hayden Christensen — tag: jachorn 120. Jellybean Jones — India Eisley — tag: jbjones 121. Jenna Ormond — Carlson Young — tag: jormond 122. Jeremy Lindsay — Cameron Palatas  — tag: jlindsay 123. Jericho Lefévre — Stephen James Hendry — tag: jlefévre 124. Jimmie Souen — Conner Dennis — tag: jsouen 125. Joaquin Desantos — Rob Raco — tag: jdesantos 126. Joaquin Nero — Jamie Campbell-Bower — tag: jnero 127. Johanna Söderström — Anya Chalotra — tag: jsoderstrom 128. Jonathon Pruette — James Marsden — tag: jpruette 129. Jordan Burton — Devon Aoki — tag: jburton 130. Joshua Hope — Vasiliy Makarov — tag: joshhope 131. Jude Byrom — Ezra Miller — tag: jbyrom 132. Jude Godfrey — Sterling Knight — tag: judegodfrey 133. Jughead Jones — Cole Sprouse — tag: jugheadjones 134. Julie R. Mogensen — Bailee Madison — tag: jmogenson 135. Julio Guarnieri — Gael Garcia Bernal — tag: jguarnieri 136. Julius Satchell — Chris Pine — tag: jsatchell 137. Juliyn Godfrey — Austin Butler — tag: juliyngodfrey 138. Justine Schoolcraft — Melissa Benoist — tag: mbenoist 139. Kade Westfield — Cole Sprouse — tag: kadewestfield 140. Kailyn Howard — Ash Stymest — tag:khoward 141. Kameron Grainger — James Reid — tag:kgrainger 142. Kammy Milkovich — Rasmus Ledin — tag: kmilkovich 143. Kareem Mauriello — Graham Philips — tag: kmauriello 144. Karisa Sandström — Bridget Satterlee — tag: ksandstrom 145. Karleen Widell — Nathalie Emmanuel — tag: kwidell 146. Kaylah Robles — Kirsty Mooney — tag: krobles 147. Kendrick Slabaugh — Brenton Thwaites — tag: kslabaugh 148. Kenzi Malikov — Ksenia Solo — tag: kmalikov 149. Kian Westfield — Cole Sprouse — tag: kianwestfield 150. Killian Jones — Colin O’Donaghue — tag: kjones 151. Kira Connor — Katherine McNamara — tag: kconnor 152. Kiran Wilson —  Paris Brosnan — tag: kwilson 153. Kirk Rich — Zac Efron — tag: krich 154. Kis Szabolcs — Alicia Vikander — tag: kszabolcs 155. Kisanet Isaias — Rihanna — tag: kisaias 156. Kitty Sullivan — Tina Guo — tag: ksullivan 157. Klaus Hargreeves — Robert Sheehan — tag: khargreeves  158. Krista Albertsdóttir — Naomi Scott — tag: kalbertsdóttir 159. Kristyn Dilley — Cara Delevigne — tag: kdilley 160. Koda Westfield — Cole Sprouse — tag: kodawestfield 161. Lacey Tauber — Adrianne Palicki — tag: ltauber 162. Lauranne Leemburg — Daisy Ridley — tag: lleemburg 163. Laurence Lachord — Toby Nichols — tag: llachord 164. Leah Holt — Crystal Reed — tag: lholt 165. Lennox Hamilton — Chay Suede — tag: lhamilton 166. Lenore Francoeur — Dascha Polanco — tag: lfrancouer 167. Leon Ó'Caoimh — Chris Collins — tag: lócaoimh 168. Lesli Mclaurin — Demi Lovato — tag: lmclaurin 169. Lexa Kom Trikru — Alycia Debnam-Carey — tag: lkomtrikru 170. Liam Dunbar — Dylan Sprayberry — tag: ldunbar 171. Liberato Pisani — Tanner Buchanan — tag: lpisani 172. Lita Balsley — Veronika Bonell — tag: lbalsley 173. Livia Hullett — Esme Creed-Miles — tag: lhullett 174. Lizbeth Burton — Maya Hawke — tag: lburton 175. Lola Porter — Rachel Hilbert — tag: lporter 176. Lorie Garnett — Elle Fanning — tag: lgarnett 177. Lucas Abbott — Drew Acker — tag: labbott 178. Mackenzie Greyr — Jaira Burns — tag: mgreyr 179. Madelaine Thomas — Dove Cameron — tag: mthomas 180. Majestas Upriti — Natalie Dormer — tag: mupriti 181. Makkai Barnabás — Judah Lewis — tag: mbarnabás 182. Mal — Dove Cameron — tag: mal 183. Marina Alves — Zendaya — tag: malves 184. Mark Blackthorn — Jamie Campbell-Bower — tag: mblackthorn 185. Mark Westlock — Luke Bilyk — tag: mwestlock 186. Matteusz Villegas — Samuel Larsen — tag: mvillegas 187. Matthias Brewer — Henry Cavill — tag: mbrewer 188. Maxxie Oliver — Mitch Hewer — tag: moliver 189. Melanie Widing — Kate Beckinsale — tag: mwiding 190. Mercedes Abbott — Lyndsy Fonseca — mabbott 191. Merida Dunbroch — Felicia Day — tag: mdunbroch 192. Mia Alloway — Taylor Momsen — tag: malloway 193. Micah Martin — Tom Holland — tag: micahmartin 194. Mickey Milkovich — Noel Fisher — tag: mmilkovich 195. Mihai Fenrirson — Asa Butterfield — tag: mfenrirson 196. Milosz Sheehan — Ilja Van Vuuren — tag: msheehan 197. Mira Martin — Amanda Seyfried — tag: miramartin 198. Monty Green — Christopher Larkin — tag: mgreen 199. Morgana Pendragon — Katie McGrath — tag: mpendragon 200. Morgyn Kennedy — Bill Skarsgard — tag: mkennedy 201. Murdock — Sharlto Copley — tag: murdock 202. Murphy McManus — Norman Reedus — tag: mmcmanus 203. Nadia Lowe — Tiera Skovbye — tag: nlowe 204. Neal Caffrey — Matt Bomer — tag: ncaffrey 205. Neil Crowley — Emile Hirsch — tag: ncrowley 206. Nelle Leng — Chloe Bennet — tag: nleng 207. Nicholas West — Max Lloyd-Jones — tag: nwest 208. Nikki Howe — Dylan Sprayberry — tag: nhowe 209. Niko King — Rob Raco — tag: nking 210. Nine/Nina — Kiernan Shipka — tag:nnine 211. Noah Lamont — Marlon Teixiera — tag: nlamont 212. Nola Delpozo — Anya Taylor-Joy — tag: ndelpozo 213. Octavia Blake — Marie Avgeropoulos — tag: oblake 214. Olivia Octavian — Elizabeth Gillies — tag: ooctavian 215. Olympia Green — Lana Condor — tag: ogreen 216. Orion Kirk — Dominic Sherwood — tag: okirk 217. Oscar Ellinger — Penn Badgley — tag: oellinger 218. Otto Feehan — Nat Wolff — tag: ofeehan 219. Paige Kerler — Abbie Cornish — tag: pkerler 220. Paris Dupont — Lucky Blue Smith — tag: pdupont 221. Patrick S. Knudsen — Joe Keery — tag: pknudsen 222. Paul Mann — Henry Cavill — tag: pmann 223. Peter Rumancek — Landon Liboiron — tag: prumancek 224. Phoenix Monsoon — Edu Beber — tag: pmonsoon 225. Poppy Martin — Danielle Campbell — tag: pmartin 226. Presley Lowe — Zoey Deutch — tag: plowe 227. Quentin Coldwater — Jason Ralph — tag: qcoldwater 228. Quinn Simons — Emilija Baranac — tag: qsimons 229. Rebecca Conway — Rihanna — tag: rconway 230. Reino Kantee — Rami Malek — tag: rkantee 231. Remi O'Reilly — Dylan Sprouse — tag: roreilly 232. Renée Gorski — Jenna Dewan — tag: rgorski 233. Reo Calhoun — Alexander Koch — tag: rcalhoun 234. Rhys Gray — David Henrie — tag: rgray 235. Riian Floyd — Andy Biersack — tag: rfloyd  236. Riley Bowman — Blake Lively — tag: rbowman 237. Robin Buckley — Maya Hawke — tag: rbuckley 238. Romain Plourde — Hudson Thames — tag: rplourde   239. Rory Gearheart — Hudson Thames — tag: rgearheart 240. Rosa Hurley — Kimberry Behets — tag: rhurley 241. Rosemary Daniele — Thaliá — tag: rdaniele 242. Rosia Obryan — Scarlett Sperduto — tag: robryan 243. Ruby — Katie Cassidy — tag: ruby 244. Rupert Fulgham — Jeremy Irvine — tag: rfulgham 245. Sabrina Spellman — Kiernan Shipka — tag: sspellman 246. Sammie Brandes — Taron Egerton — tag: sbrandes 247. Samuel Silver — Thomas Doherty — tag: ssilver 248. Sara Narjus — London Vale — tag: snarjus 249. Sascha Trent  — Rasmus Ledin — tag: strent 250. Scarlet Patton — Alexandra Daddario — tag: spatton 251. Seren Haines — Cody Longo — tag: shaines 252. Shane Holden — Julian Schratter — tag: sholden 253. Shayne Fox — Alex Watson — tag: sfox 254. Simon Lewis — Alberto Rosende — tag: slewis 255. Skylar Mattiachi — Jelle Haen — tag: smattiachi 256. Sophia Tulloch — Alina Kovalenko — tag: stulloch 257. Sophie Lassiter — Abigail Cowen — tag: slassiter 258. Sophie Windsor — Elizabeth Gillies — tag: swindsor 259. Spencer Henderson — Tyler Blackburn — tag: shenderson 260. Stiles Stilinski  — Dylan O’Brien — tag: sstilinski 261. Susanna Sandström — Bridget Satterlee — tag: ssandstrom 262. Suzume Ahumada — Constance Wu — tag: sahumada 263. Szymon Trujillo — Devon Bostick — tag: strujillo 264. Tabitha Mersey — Miranda Kerr — tag: tmersey 265. Talia Sholes — Lara Robinson — tag: tsholes 266. Taylor Beauford — Asa Butterfield — tag: tbeauford 267. Tess Friedkin — Jessica Lowndes — tag: tfriedkin 268. Thomas Escamilla — Nathan Saignes — tag: tescamilla 269. Tiberius Blackthorn — Asa Butterfield — tag: tblackthorn 270. Tinkerbell — Dove Cameron — tag: tinkerbell 271. TJ Hammond — Sebastian Stan — tag: tjhammond 272. Toby Kao — Selena Gomez — tag: tkao 273. Toni Topaz — Vanessa Morgan — tag: ttopaz 274. Trista Dutra — Corbin Reid — tag: tdutra 275. Valentin Sainz — Richard Madden — tag: vsainz 276. Venus Gallo — Dove Cameron — tag: vgallo 277. Verona Watkins — Maisie Williams — tag: vwatkins  278. Veronica Beck — Phoebe Tonkin — vbeck 279. Veronica Lodge/Luna — Camilla Mendes — tag: vlodge 280. Vigo Oldbuck — Zac Efron — tag: voldbuck 281. Viki Leick — Gigi Hadid — tag: vleick 282. Violet Addison — Elizabeth Gillies — tag: vaddison 283. Wendell Bray — Michael Grant Terry — tag: wbray 284. William Croxton — James McAvoy — tag: wcroxton 285. Xavier Camden — Thomas Doherty — tag: xcamden 286. Yalena Yardeen — Hannah John-Kamen — tag: yyardeen 287. Zaid Kyle — Chris Wood — tag: zkyle 288. Zakariah Franco — Nick Robinson — tag: zfranco 289. Zarka Nyék — Dakota Kuhn — tag: znyék 290. Zoe Cole — Antonia Thomas —tag: zcole

[waveridden]

Donia is bad at blaseball. Donia hates blaseball.

It seems like there should be a clear starting point: they’re bad at it because they hate it, or they hate it because they’re bad at it. But she can’t remember which one came first anymore.

(Or: Donia Bailey, running in circles. 3.1k, cw for paranoia/nongraphic attempted assassination. For @candidateofloyalty, my comrade in arms for loving bad pitchers.)