#old post but still slaps | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

notetaeker · 1 year ago

Text

#free palestine #old post but still slaps

4K notes · View notes

mickules · 2 months ago

Text

Having a proper hair care routine is Totally Brutal

---

If you're going to wear your hair long, you've got to learn how to look after it.

So picture this; I'm packing up my flat for my move and the unthinkable happens- my wifi disconnects.

Stressed, tired, no data and frankly unable to box up another bloody thing without some kind of white noise entertainment, In desperation I opened the box of DVDs for something, anything, to lighten my load. And at the very top, well within reach, Season 1 of Metalocalypse.

Nostalgia hit me square in the nuts. I did not pack a thing for the remainder of the day, even when my internet came back on, and instead appeased my inner 16 year old and had a whale of a time getting stuck back into an old favourite.

I wound up behind my packing schedule but the warm soggy joy it brought forth was well worth the diversion.

dedicated to @quhzk - a metalocalypse fanblog that's still kicking, whose URL I used to type out manually so I could see their top notch fanart, long before I ever even made an account here 🫡

#Metalocalypse #Dethklok #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #William murderface #pickles the drummer #Nathan explosion #when I mentioned that I'd fallen into some old comfort fandoms- I meant OLD #the music still SLAPS- bloodrocuted and hatredcopter faves 👌#banana stickers #mickules #mick fnart #POSTED EARLY my touchpad doesn't work i have to use my graphics tab like a mouse it's KILLINGME

788 notes · View notes

taxinealkaloids · 1 year ago

Text

behold hitherto unposted htn doodles! harrow+her terrible mentor, harrow+her terrible roommate

#tlt #my art #these were unfinished which i thought was a shame so i sort slapped some colors nd background stuff on them and now here they are.#top one soooo old but i still liked it and didnt want to condemn it to a fate of sitting in my wip folder forever and ever #bottom ones are more recent; they were scattered throughout the margins of a bunch of different wips and i grouped them together #in this one canvas so i could post them cause i like em. im charmed by soup bowl harrow w/ her normal pajamas. she would probably #not wear that.#ive been thinking abt harrianthe a lot lately i want to post about them more but i can't finish anything lately #not cause im artblocked or anything i'm fine in that respect i just have no free time 💀

1K notes · View notes

larimonium · 2 months ago

Text

AND TAKES AND TAKES AND TAKES AGAIN

#still alive and getting my feelings out #cw: gore #cw: amputation #art #vent #tiger #furry #gore #queer artist #protest #digital art #gonna see what i can slap a signature on and post when i get home. and i want to get nastier with my art #posting this now even though it's got some errors because if i wait I won't #god my stuff on here is so old

239 notes · View notes

seventh-district · 19 days ago

Text

Figured I'd try my hand at some Redacted character post/text edits!

[ 1 / ? ]

Credit to @/sainthowlzon for all the Listener icons, and to @/elisacaleisa for their google drive with all the canon icons!

(slightly alternative version of the Solaires' GC edit below the cut bc i had a lil too much fun with what Vincent would name his contacts)

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted memes #redactedverse #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted vincent #redacted honey #redacted guy #redacted azmidi #redacted sweetie #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted treasure #redacted porter #redacted alexis #redacted william #*slaps post* *flextape meme guy voice* now THAT's a lotta characters!#good Lord these were hard to figure out ALT text for. anyone more experienced with describing images feel free to lmk if i did it wrong #i'm trying to both give credit to the images source (when there even is one. text screenshots are usually source-less when i find them)#And to explain what the original images said. And how I edited them. And who's speaking in what message and aaaaaaa ...i Tried #breaking away from my old style of edits by actually changing the OP's handles to suit the characters. but i'm not creative enough to think #-of cool ones so it's just gonna be their names most of the time probably lmao. but i'll leave the original ones unedited if they happen-#-to fit like the Darlin' one did. and sometimes there Is no handle/url in the image to begin with so. i'm playing it by ear #still gonna put credit to the OPs in the ALT text when i can tho. anyways. that's enough overanalyzing meme edits for one night #i spent way too much time on these so i sure do hope that some of y'all find them funny #and as usual with these kinda edits i really hope i'm not accidentally making any that have been done before!#if i ever make a duplicate of someone else's i swear its not intentional i just dont have time to scour the fandom for every existing edit #also i know that's not how iMessages are formatted but i had to find a way to make it clear who's POV we're seeing the convo from so yeah

115 notes · View notes

juniemunie · 2 years ago

Text

Still thinking about ROBTD stories where hiccup is the only one that finished his movie because he and toothless need to be together but everyone else still hasnt gone through their character arcs yet and it makes me laugh

2K notes · View notes

royalarchivist · 8 months ago

Text

Quackity: Excuse me, I've never seen a bird fly. Can any of you please show me what a bird flying looks like?

I wasn't planning on watching Rust, but seeing Quackity BS his way into people's good graces and get treated like a king despite being butt-ass naked for over an hour sure is something else.

#Quackity #Rust #I wasn't planning on clipping anything but I literally haven't laughed that hard in frickin years #I don't think this is as funny if you haven't seen him be absolutely cringefail for the last hour and a half but whatever #May 25 2024 #(Don't worry I'm still gonna be posting old QSM/P clips I'm just busy on the weekends)#I've been doing a lot of cooking and been listening to this in the background #Genuinely I haven't laughed that hard in ages I had to lean on my frickin desk #full on hand slapping the table #it's just so stupid and this moment after an hour and a half of buildup just killed me #I don't know the names of these other two people though D:

137 notes · View notes

sketchy-tour · 9 months ago

Text

Kicking my feet

So

Yall plan to do artfight this year?

#i havent done it since 2021 #it might be nice to do this year #tho bleh i hate looking at my old art on there #also need to change my username maybe??? its still a much older one #aaa maybe maybe i kinda feel like I can this year finally!!!#slap dandy on there mayhaps. and other ocs of mine!#text post #just rambling #just wondering if any of yall in my tumblr circles plan to! itd be fun! to get to attack yall!

75 notes · View notes

avocado62524 · 5 months ago

Text

#hey want some old art #no you dont but i do #ill post old art that i still think slaps #havent been drawing recently.... huh #lady #dmc lady #dmc3

52 notes · View notes

koskela-knights · 1 year ago

Text

DO IT FOR THEM

#It's rly a Memefest these days huh #conceal the pain #pulling out an ancient old meme format becos it still slaps and is relevant as ever #memes #do it for them #koskela brothers #my posts #ilmo koskela #jaakko koskela #the fishing part of the ad is so cute #alan wake 2 #alan wake 2 spoilers

88 notes · View notes

dennisboobs · 11 days ago

Text

how the fuck have i almost surpassed my north dakota longfic with a fic that is literally just. trying to get charlie and dennis to bang

#I SAY TRYING BECAUSE THEY STILL HAVENT.#dennis is currently like 🤔 how can we do this without destroying my back.#*shakes season 16 charden by the shoulders* OLD MEN.#ada speaks #oh i see. you cant fuck because. *checks notes* its too dark. well sure. give me a couple hundred more words to fix that.#well go on-- oh for FUCKS sake what is it now #unending. they are like magnets repelling each other and its so funny to watch #if it was up to charlie they'd be fucking raw in some dirty alleyway #but dennis is so.#lmao.#im not even joking dennis has endlessly cockblocked himself and its not even within my control #im making light of this for comedic effect but genuinely harrowing to be like my god this man is a living minefield #im sorry about your complex ass trauma dennis im also sorry that you have decided to take on charlie's too #u don't have to do that. like nobody asked u to #ohhh did somebody infantilize the forty seven year old man? have you tried not fucking doing that perhaps #guy who *whack whack whack whack* needs to sTOP ITTT *SMACK SMACK*#GUY WHO NEEDS TO RESPECT CHARLIE AS AN ADULT *BAM* WHO CAN MAKE HIS OWN DECISIONS *SMACK SLAP SLAP* AND IS CAPABLE OF THINKING FOR HIMSELF #incoherent im so sorry #this happens every time i post about my fics and then i continue to hoard them instead of sharing with the class

12 notes · View notes

shannonsketches · 5 months ago

Text

something something foils moving in opposite directions Goku's always happy to seek and fight stronger opponents because he spent most of his life being the strongest guy in the room and Vegeta wants to be the strongest/is always exhausted to find stronger opponents because he spent most of his life having to navigate his survival around the whims of the strongest guy in the universe room and so Goku has a foundation of safety and stability and so spends his time craving challenge and adventure and Vegeta has a foundation of challenge and adventure and spends his time craving safety and stability and the overlaid section of their venn diagram is that the only way they know how acquire and maintain those things is through battle

#thank you this has been the laziest media analysis post of my career #dbtag #media analysis #something something a game to goku is a threat to vegeta etc #there's a pinned thought here about how Vegeta also didn't learn about the dragon balls until he was ?? 30?? and so all loss is permanent #and goku has been familiar since he was ~12 and hasn't faced a permanent consequence since he was 10 years old and even then he got closure #sometimes I think about how Vegeta saw Trunks die and how Krillin was mad at him for reacting since they could fix it with the dragon balls #but Vegeta has very limited experience with the dragon so to him in that moment that was permanent and Trunks was Dead. Forever.#And we talked before in a 2am post about Vegeta having never experienced grief born of love and I stand by it because his feelings then wer #still very new and very odd and not something he'd accepted until that moment so it was raw power but not as powerful as it could've been #all this to say in my heart of hearts I think Vegeta deserves to retire at the end of super (if super continues) -- not as a warrior #but as an infantryman. he's a prince and now he's got his domain and his family and his planet to look after and I think he deserves #to go home and stay home and help piccolo bully gohan into training more often when goku inevitably leaves to hop the multiverse #geets wanted to take a sabbatical when Bulla was born but didn't get the chance because Freeza coming back freaked him out too much #but whether freeza gets a redemption arc or gets defeated -- Granolah's arc seemed to shift his perspective on being the strongest #and I just grips fist I just think it would be a really nice full circle for Vegeta to inherit his throne in a way he never expected and #finally get his kingdom to look after and protect in the way that he was looking forward to being king of his own planet all those years ag #Goku's got Broly and Jiren and Hit and all the others to keep him busy and happy now -- and if Freeza gets a redemption arc he'll probably #continue playing slap-ass with Goku for the rest of his life -- and Vegeta's got Gohan and Piccolo and Goten and Trunks #I just think them getting a nice bittersweet 'This is where we part ways' would be really nice for both of them because !!#They couldn't have done this without each other. They couldn't have known this kind of life was possible without each other.#So they swap lots and live happier than they ever imagined they could be #especially since Vegeta has proved to himself that he can close any gap Goku creates in progress that's not a concern anymore #And obvs the door's always open!! There's no point closing it Vegeta's tried the locks they don't work on Goku #anyway here's me putting the whole essay in the tags again #this isn't an essay as much as it is stream of consciousness tag blogging #anyway i'm too lazy to write fic or draw comics so we get ramblings instead

18 notes · View notes

whathasangramainyudonewrong · 25 days ago

Text

Wrong #829

Called Kama “Mom”

I’ve never heard the cafeteria quite so quiet as in the ten seconds following that moment

I don’t think either of them have quite recovered from the incident

#whathasangramainyudonewrong #angra mainyu #angry mango #fgo #I saw an old post from @/kurozu501 about how if Sakura alter is ever added to fgo Angra should call her mom in front of everyone #And look even if I don’t personally care for the angle of Angra being Sakuras kid I was slapped with inspiration by that post #And Kama is I think the closest to Sakura alter that we’ve got aside from idk maybe BB but… she’s her own breed tbh #And yes I know Nasu wrote the metaphor in rather blatantly but. Idk #it just doesn’t sit right with me for the relationship they do sort of have?#like. I see it more like Angra being the cousin that encouraged Sakura to do a bad thing ‘for her mental health’#(he thought he could convince her + it’d be funny)#And in the end he’s still encouraging her when she is actively killing people!

2 notes · View notes

tape-deck · 1 month ago

Text

i'm being SO responsible rn you guys wouldn't even belive it.

#i found some old drawtectives doodles that i never posted anywhere but are still pretty good for being over 2 years old so i slapped 'em all #together to post finally but instead of posting them Immediately #i have scheduled them for Next MONDAY because one time i was told monday and friday 10 am are the best times to post on here and it Has #Worked for me so i will believe it forever #and i've posted so much the past couple days because of the spotify wrapped game i was playin over there #so i'm Waiting for next week #tape recorded

3 notes · View notes

goblin-enjoyer · 3 months ago

Text

I swear why are half the things i like/fandoms im in made of mostly younger people while the other half are mostly older people? what are the zoggin odds with that?

How it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 30-40 somethings.

VS how it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 14-17 somethings.

like am do i just have extremely odd luck with things i like or is this just what being 20 is like?

#I go browse homestuck twitter and find out an artist I like is turning 16. I go to warhammer twitter and see a meme poster I enjoy is almost #three times my age.#like how do you get a person to somehow feel too old to be in a one fandom yet too young to be in the another?#i know this sounds stupid but it happens every time i like something #world of warcraft has people who have been playing this game for as long as i have been alive #despite aging with the game minecraft is primarily youngsters #team fortress 2 is somehow both too young and too old a fanbase #i've long since reconciled with the fact pretty much everything i like is over a decade old but why cant i just like something with a ->#similar age base? like it would be nice to interact with people that like similar things i like on a consistent basis.#I don't want to buzz around my 2 friends ears trying to not talk too much about my interests. Don't get me wrong I love those two gits but-#its not like i can complain about those childish gits who kept blocking the good fishing nodes in world of warcraft #I cant share my homestuck art and make references to characters that they don't know #I like making references! references make up roughly 1/3rd my jokes! Heck they make up my zogging dialogue too!#HECK I SAY ZOG AND GIT BECAUSE I AM A BLOODY STUPID MIMIC! I'M NOT EVEN BRITISH I LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS!#YET EVERY TIME I GET A NEW “main interest” OR WHATEVER I END UP TAKING IN ZOGGIN SPEECH PATTERNS FROM THE DANG THINGS!#I ONCE MUTTERED “merde” WHEN THINGS WENT WRONG FOR LIKE OVER A YEAR BECAUSE SPY SAID IT AND ONLY STOPPED WHEN MY BILINGUAL AND FRENCH TAKIN #FATHER AND BROTHER RESPECTIVELY TOLD ME IT MEANT SHIT #I SAY “SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE” AND “SUCKS ON ICE” BECAUSE OF A MAIN INTEREST!#MY POSTURE GOT BETTER SOLELY BECAUSE I DID NOTHING BUT LEVEL A ZANDALARI HUNTER UNTIL LEVEL 120.#WHEN LAUGHING A MODERATE AMOUNT I DO THE /LOL ORC EMOTE. WHEN CHUCKLING I PUT MY HAND ON MY MOUTH LIKE SHIVER FROM SPLATOON BLOODY 3!!!#I HAVE BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY MIMICKING THINGS I LIKE FOR YEARS! I BOB MY HEAD AND WALK DIGITIGRADE BECAUSE I HEARD BIRDS/DINOSAURS DO IT TO-#BALANCE WHEN WALKING. AND THE ONLY REASON I SUCKED AT RUNNING WAS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WATCHED A SCENE OF ICE AGE WHERE SID WAS WAL #ING AND MIMICKED HOW HE WALKED FOOT -> FOOT INSTEAD OF HEEL -> TOE HEEL -> TOE #AND NOW I GUESS I'M JUST WAITING FOR WHAT ILL GET FROM HOMESTUCK HUH #ugh if you can't tell this is a midnight brainrot post. i may be awake and on my computer but this still has the energy of that kind of pos #saturday warhammer and the following wendys browsing for ya folks.#midnight brainrot #Man i needed to get those off my chest #not like anyone reads these midnight brainrot posts anyways #oh yeah gotta tag art and paint.net so i can easily find these drawings later if i need them

2 notes · View notes

deepsixsquid · 4 months ago

Text

youtube

Gettin back to editing with a match that's close to my heart Been stepping things up and last season showed some promising results!

#nocturne shenanigans #splatoon #splatoon 3 #I don't ramble on twitter very much when I post these things but LORDY #It may look simple but making these is a lot more complicated than it looks #each message is personal I have to dig for it #I watch every match I post repeatedly to make sure it's something I feel is actually worth showin off #I spend a good few hours AT LEAST goin over which songs to use #and I don't slap just any old songs each one is special to me in some way #or one that I really REALLY like #and I gotta make sure it's timed right too #if not then I gotta find an alternative or extended it myself which is a whole other can of worms #and slappin it all together takes a bit of work too #THIS ONE BUGGED OUT AND CRASHED MY POOR PC 3 TIMES #so being an editor calls for being a bit of a tech head too #but I still love what I do even with all this on my back #Youtube

5 notes · View notes