#old moives

[aliasplace]

Greta garbo

"I want to be alone"

[isaiahomega]

"So who's the ditz and who's the dull?"

[vampire-kiing]

Huskerdust Headcanons!!

Husk likes his coffee black (or with whiskey depending on the day) and Angel likes it with lots of cream and suger

Angel's chest fluff is kinda like Mary Poppins bag, Husk once found a bag of coke well cuddling

Husk knocks Angel's cups of makeup brushs off this vanity (cuz cat) and but feels bad because he has no idea what goes where

Angel has bought them so many matching shirts with dirty jokes on them (Husk only wears them to make him happy)

Husk runs baths for Angel after a bad day, if Angel wants him to stay he helps with whatever he needs (he turns away when Angel takes the boots off)

They both love old romance moives, but they both pretend there stupid

Whenever there around eachother when getting dressed they tie eachother's bowties

Husk send one long text and Angel send 12 short ones

Angel was down for sex on the first day, but taking off his boots or socks that took more time being a big boundary of his (Husk never pushed his boundaries)

Kissed infront of Charlie once on accident, she almost exploded from happiness (She may have made there ship name)

When Val and Alastor are being well overlords, Husk and Angel try to help eachother the best two broken losers can. But most of the time they just end up laying next to eachother, just being together

[hyunjuswife]

About damn time (First Meeting) Kol x Reader platonic!, Elijah Mikaelsonx Immortal reader first meeting! Klaus Mikaelson x Immortal reader first meeting!

Summary; Kol finally fulfils his promise he had made to you millennium ago before Klaus dragged him, it took some time to remember the promise he had vowed to his closest friend and now he's come to rescue you(?)

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''Brother, do you perhaps know where Kol is taking us?'' Klaus question, walking through what seemed an endless loop of an abandoned forest.

''I haven't the fanciest idea, Niklaus, perhaps you should ask him?'' Elijah shrugged, watching the cool air leave his lips. they had been on this path for what seemed hours on a torturous end.

The younger Mikaelson seemed occupied with his search, determined to find the location of wherever he was going seemingly unaware of the two brother's conversation.

It had been what felt like hours before Kol finally came to a stop, in front of a rather old and abandoned and shut down facility. Well it looked more like what Kol would would call hell.

''Kol, fancy telling us why you have brought us to what seems...an abandoned facility?'' Klaus's voice cipped in, his voice echoing throughout the facility.

''If I remember correctly her cell was....ah, here we are!'' Kol muttered to himself as the three Mikaelson's came to a stop in front of a large beaten down metal door. There was a power of sorts, it was faint but Klaus and Elijah would feel the magic and power emanating from whatever was behind these closed doors.

''She? well, isn't that just hilarious brother.''

''A woman? dear lord, Kol what have you gotten yourself into this time?''

Both brothers mused at the same time, while Kol on the other hand, seemed rather happy and slightly anxious something he had only felt around Davina.

''Quite, now brothers, you need not make so much noise..or you might upset her'' Kol shushed his brothers as he grunted, pushing open the metal beaten down doors only to be met with the sight of you.

Hanging by a thred, chained, bloodied and wholes pierced throughout your body, it was like something form a horror moive, expect it was right there, in front of all of them to see.

Kol, on the other hand seemed to be unbothered by it, and grinned, slowly walking closer and closer to the seemingly dead woman.

''Y/N! old friend! it has been far too long, I apologise for taking so long, darling.''

Y/N? Old friend?

far too long? just what the fuck was Kol going on about?

''Brother, I do not think it is a good idea to approach a dead woman—''

''Nonsense! Y/N and I go way back, she would do no harm to me!'' Kol cut Elijah off again, coming to a stop in front of you, slowly kneeling down beside you.

And tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear as you managed to open your eyes.

''There's those deadly eyes I've missed so much.'' You couldn't help but attempt to groan and roll your eyes at him but all you could give him was a weak nod.

''Oh, you poor thing...I am truly sorry for not coming sooner darling..'' He mumbled, almost to himself if it weren't for how close he was to you. The sound of tust and steel clashed against each other was heard as Kol managed to free you of the chains that had binded you to this hell whole.

Grunts and groan were heard as Kol threw that last steel pole to a near by corner and swiftly catching you before you could meet the cold ground.

''You must have a death sentence, old friend, have I not told you of my disdain of man-kind...why have you brought two?'' You croaked out eyeing the two men that stood quietly, as your body began to heal on its own almost until it was like all the wholes, deep wounds, scars and marks had had vanished as if they weren't there to begin with.

Elijah and Klaus shared a knowing look, to say they were astonished at how fast you could heal was an understatement, you looked like an ordinary person. Yet the magic that coursed through your veins a spoke other words.

''Ah, is that so? and who might you be, love?'' Klaus asked, approaching the two, grinning at the sight of your disdain plastered on your face. ''Niklaus, I suggest you not angry the girl any feather, you don't know what she is capable of''

Klaus simply shrugged off Elijah's concerns instead, focusing on the anger girl.

''Y/N L/N, who the hell are you?'' You spat back, all but venom in your tone of voice,

You clearly didn't like them, for clear obvious reasons. Them on the other hand seemed intrigued by the woman covered in stained blood.

''Niklaus Mikaelson, pleasure to meet you, Y/N''

''Niklause? ah,so I take it your the bastard that daggered Kol and kept in a coffin for centuries? tsk...some brother you are'' Klaus raised an eyebrow at your boldness, stopping right in front of you with a wicked grin.

''Now, now no need for such hostility, I simply followed at my little brothers request.''

''Hm, a shame really, there wouldn't be a need for hostility if I didn't know man-kind so well'' You retored, attempting to move only to fall into the arms of a man you didn't know yet you already hate.''Careful love, wouldn't want a pretty thing like you to hurt yourself now would we?'' Both brothers rolled their eyes at Klaus statement, of course he would flirt with you, even if the crazy idiot didn't know who he was talking to.

Before you could think of a comeback, your mind had gone blank and suddenly you were knocked out cold in his arms, all three brothers stared at you for a moment, before Kol gently scooped you out of Klaus's embrace.

carrying you braidstyle out of the abandoned facility as they made they're way out of the forest,

''Rest, old friend. You deserve it.'' Kol gentle whisper was the last thing you remembered before blacking out, into a deep and such needed sleep.

[eyeballmonster20]

The leaks need to stop! It’s sad to go on YouTube, Twitter, Trumblr and etc just to browsers for a few minutes but you caution because you want to avoid leak picture or video that you see on accident. I know a lot of people not just in TGAMM fandom that can relate to this.

For the leakers:

The leaks hurt the fandoms and honestly I’m going to say this in the most respectful way possible but if your reading this and you have leaked something of your favorite show, moive, and etc, your not really a true fan.

A true fan will wait till the episode is out or movie, that way one we don’t sailor the surprises and two it’s respecting the creators and people involved in the show, movie or etc.

Some of you think leaking a good thing serve to the fandom if you will but it not! Again it hurt those who want to watch the show then get spoiled by a leak image or scene.

I’m not trying to shame or blame anyone I’m just trying to stand for what’s right and for the people who worked on the show like Matt, Bob, Bill and etc. They will appreciate the leaks to stop.

Heh if you do feel bad for leaking don’t worry I forgive you and your not a bad preson. I don’t understand why you leaked those images or videos but I just understand that I know it seem like im putting blame but again I just want to just hold you accountable and informing yiu how this hurt the fandom, how it hurts me.

I don’t know what’s going on in your hurt or pain your going though but it’s going to be okay though Gods love and grace. I hope you understand this situation and have a great day.

For those who haven’t leaked:

Now for those who haven’t leaked anything and agree with what I’m saying good for you honestly but we need to spread the word. Share this to not just here but to all platforms you have! Spread the word that leaks need to stop so we can all just enjoy a show week by week, movie by movie, and etc by etc like the good old days.

It’s time to take action!

Thanks and have a great day.

[rottenlemonontheroad]

DNI:

terfs, homophobes, racist, nazi, prolife, antifeminist, p3do, antivax, Islamophobic, fatphobic, 45+ year olds, Proshippers (Proshipping like incest or child x adult)

My website :)

WRITING REQUESTS ARE CLOSED.

 INTRO:

Haii! My name's Lemon! Im basically just a dumb writer with a strange obsession with opossums and creepypasta.

My nicknames include Lemon, Roadkill, skittle, Starry, Moxie, Egg mold (I was forced at gunpoint to add that one), etc (I could really care less about what u call me)

My pronouns are anyyy!!! (He/They/It heavily preferred)

HOMOSEXUAL

I can speak both English, German and some Spanish so u can talk 2 me in any! (I only write in English tho) :3

Some Of My Fav Songs / Music Recommendations: "Once A Loser Always A Loser" By HappyHappy, "Molly Sells Molly By The Seashore" By Sorry Mom, "12 Foot Home Depot Skeleton" By Kitsch Club, "Boy's Don't Cry" By The Cure, "To Catch A Predator" By Icp, "It's Only Sex" By Car Seat Headrest

FANDOM STUFF:

Fav games: Stardew Valley, The sims 4, Paper's Please, Minecraft, Like Every Fnaf Game, Fallout: New Vegas, Sally Face, Undertale, All The Danganronpa Games

Fav Shows / Movies: All The Childs Play Moives (Chucky), Ramshackle, Scream 1-6, Death Note, Gravity Falls, Lisa Frankenstein, Zombieland, The Owl House

All the fandoms I am in rn: Creepypasta, Marble Hornets, Hollow Hemlocks, Fnaf, Scream 1-6, Death Note, Gravity Falls, Lisa Frankenstein, Danganronpa, Sally Face, Stardew Valley, Ramshackle, Chucky, Little Nightmares

Things I Will Write:

1. Gore 

2. platonic/fluff 

3. OG Characters / Stories (For Og characters / Self Inserts please send me as much info about the character as u can backstories, age, looks etc)

4. Self Inserts 

5. Fandoms (The ones listed above and ones not because chances are i forgot to list it and will add it)

6. Etc

Things I Will Not Write:

1. Smut / NSFW (Depends - I have never written it so it would be trash but if you really want it)

2. Sexual harassment / Sexual assault (It being seen as ‘hot’ and not a traumatic experience)

4. Insest (fluff or not)

6. Piss n stuff

7. Power fantasies of killing irl people

8. Any language other than English (I can talk to u in German and such but i am not confident in my abilities to write a story in it)

9: Child x adult

Current Things I'm Working On

(If you send something in and it is not added to this list within a week i am probably not going to write it) (Sry)

Stardew valley AU

Mushroom thingy (Idk how to explain it)

All images and dividers from pinterest and rentry if any of them are yours please lmk

ALSO GO FOLLOW @/rxccoonboo :333 HE'S REALLY KEWL

[spindlerat]

Life at mordrid manor headcanons

Unsurprisingly it's mostly going to be abt sandra lynn

The cooking is done in this order ...

Jawbone makes breakfast

Jawbone bakes occasionally and when that happens sandra lynn helps by licking the spoons

Lydia makes dinner

Sandra lynn mans the grill

2. Sandra lynn does all the repairs/diys that need to be done around the house, examples include

Bad kids somehow put a holes in the walls she's the one that fixes it, she build the stable where Baxter stay, old rotting wood that needs to be replaced she replaced it etc

Lydia helps when she can if it's a good day for her she can bring some tools over she holds things in place for sandra lynn etc if it's a bad day for her she usually brings lemonade to sandra lynn and they talk while sandra lynn works

3. All the adults in mordrid manor knows abt the secret passage ways, there's no way sandra lynn would let jawbone buy any house with knowing the whole layout first

4. Adding to #3 sandra lynn knows tracker and Kristen sneak into each other's rooms, she really doesn't have a problem with them sleeping together, she thought if they shared a room it would be a lot harder of a transition if they ever broke up (obviously she didn't want them to break up it was more of a safety net in case)

5. Ever since sandra lynn taught adiane how to set up a tent adiane became more interested in basic survival/camping skills which sandra lynn is more than happy to teach her

They go on camping trips (sometimes jawbone tags along) where sandra lynn teaches her how to set up a camp site how to store food so wild animals don't get to it, what plants edible or have healing properties etc.

6. If none of the kids are home Lydia, sandra lynn and jawbone have a moive night and cuddle on the couch

[optimisticaudience]

My Top 10 Unhinged Movie Recommendations

This isn't top 10 favorite movies. This is my top 10 movies to recommend when I want to make sure that person NEVER asks me for recs again. When I want to go nuclear in my weird shit(TM) this is what I go with, in ascending order. 10. Freaks by Todd Browning

I love showing this to people. Folks are like "oh hey is this a horror movie?" and then I show it to them. It's not a horror movie, unless Normies are the horror. I love sitting in a room where people slowly realize this isn't a horror moive, but a well done domestic drama. It's just a drama where the cast doesn't look like hollywood stars. It's a god damn masterpiece about a man who is forsaking this family to find mainstream acceptance and how his family fights to save him despite everything. 10/10 Masterpiece. Some folks question whether or not it is exploitative that Todd Browning made this movie. I've made sure the guy is dead so no matter what he's not going to make money either way.

9. The very beginning and very end of Streets of Fire.

Patrick Willems was right about this. Watch the first bit and then skip to the end to get a dramatic epic of rock music, motorcycles, and Wilhem Defoe fighting in a sledgehammer duel. Beautiful movie. Then people request to see the full movie, the fools. I show the full movie because they know not what they do. Then they don't like it. I told them this at the beginning. There are no sledgehammer fights in the middle of the movie. Why watch this if it's not a musical number or hammer time?

8. The Dark Crystal's bootleg director's cut

Cowards watch movies in languages they understand. Sometimes they use subtitles to pretend they are open to new experiences. Watch a god damn movie in a fictional language that no one speaks, you plebians. No subtitles, no explanations. Just watch the movie and have a great experience seeing the puppets portray the story using body language. Expand your horizons. It wasn't made on drugs, it just was made with more courage than you or I will ever have. Get fucking weird before you die.

7. Harry Potter and the Deadly Weapons

The last one was a bootleg reconstructing a lost film. This bootleg creates a new movie. Harry Potter with GUNS. It starts with an old guy shooting out all the lights in a street, and keeps on going from there. You want to see true cinema? Watch Emma Watson shoot Neville Longbottom in the face.

6. Lo

Romance is dead. There was a romance here. But it got killed and dragged to hell. This man is trying to summon love from hell. All he summons is ham and also overly dramatic soundtrack. Most of the movie is two actors sitting in the dark being assholes to each other. They actually have amazing chemistry. The Demon, Lo, is amazing and my scrungly blorbo or whatever the fuck people say. It's also a musical.

5. The Man From Earth

This is actually just a good movie. It's like what if a movie was also a bunch of smug people's podcast. However, they all are used to being smug and podcasting as most of them are from Star Trek. Beautiful and wonderful performances about a bunch of nerds arguing about a caveman Buddhist Jesus. It's a palate cleanser for what else is in store.

4. Existenz

People like to talk about Cronenberg and how shocking Videodrome is or something like that. Thing is people don't talk about this weird shit as much. David Cronenberg is a gamer and he made the ultimate gamer movie: where the scary stuff is physical contact and metaphors for sex. Watch people graft new orfices on to shove gaming consoles into them. What if the matrix had a gun that shoots teeth? Yeah it doesn't have the gunfingerpenis from other cronengerg movies. However it does have a game controller made of asymmetrical nipples.

3. Lair of the White Worm

Scottish Snake Vampires. That's actually pretty cool and sounds great. Hugh Grant and the Doctor from Doctor Who have a bromance. Why is it on here? Because the director was too horny. Random nudity is the most tame and normal part of this movie. I am not against the human body being used in art. I also think people shouldn't be ashamed of their bodies.

Except this director. He ends the movie with Hugh Grant lifting up Peter Capaldi's kilt and Capaldi bites him. Want to make movie night uncomfortable for everyone? Show this. Porn is less horny.

2. Wizards

This movie has so many great bits. The thing is you know about the great bits because no one wants to watch the whole thing. Imagine a movie with all the issues of Lair of the White Worm, while also made by a man who is by volume 80% cocaine, 10% rivalry with R. Crumb, and 10% mommy issues. Then have Mark Hamil show up for like five minutes. Then turn it into a commentary on fascist propaganda. It's the greatest artistic achievement in making movies that will make no one happy at movie night.

Possession (uncut version)

This is the nuclear option. If i don't want people to talk to me ever again, I'll show them this movie. You want to see a film made by the most Divorced man ever? Sure let's watch this. Elon Musk wishes he was this movie, but he, like everyone who sees this film, is a coward. The fucked up film that was banned in the UK for decades tells us the truly greatest fear of men: A version of the man who is a better husband than they are, especially if it's a living pile of raw viscera that is better at satisfying their spouse in bed.

No one i've shown this movie to has talked to me afterwards. I use it like pest control folks used DDT back in the day. Ironically, the movie has the same effect on Condor eggs. One day, however, i will show this to someone and they will like it. In that case, I will have three options:

-The person will be my new best friend.

-The person will be a cinderella-glass-slipper true love fit for me.

-This person will kill me in the next 24 hours.

All three of these will be true. The person who fits this will inherit my social media accounts, and be cursed with them until they complete this cycle again with someone else.

Anyways thank you for liking and subscribing to my Ted Talk.

[midnightstar789]

Hobbit Baggenshield Fic Help

Ok I would like help with my current fic, Mind you it's The Hobbit moives based.

How long do you think it would take an elf to figure out a dwarf isn't aging the way they should be?

I'm thinking the first to maybe notice it would be the Men but when they live such short lives compared to Dwarves, I also think they disregard it.

So the point is the Dwarf (and Hobbit) are accidentally made semi-immortal during a healing after a battle BOFA Angst fix-it type thing and they themselves don't really realize it until someone else points it out to them, like they're still in their prime while the sister/other dwarves are getting old type thing. (Semi immortal in that they are harder to seriously injure, age won't affect them until like the last year of their extremely long life type things)

[eggs-and-autism]

watch-list rn:

anime:

orange

Welcome To Irabu's Office

givin (gay)

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

Aoi Bungaku

Paranoia Agent

Happy Sugar Life

Cat Soup

Kakegurui

Deadman Wonderland

Baka to Test

Princess Jellyfish

My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU

Minami-ke

Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu

panty and stocking

moives:

dont look up

idk:

old ghost-busters (thanks dad)

hit visual novel the connected

the crucible again

king lear

[sonicasura]

Frankly speaking Sonic, I feel sorry to whomever get to experiance the real live verson of Fly. That moive ain't for the soft hearted thats for sure. Not to mention I'm pretty sure some got turmatized and quit shortly after. Not that I blame them.

And you are pretty spot on with what happened after that. Okonogi was there when it happened, along with Soshiro who visit the containment room that the cocon was put in shortly after the discovery. And was the one to order Kafka getting tranqued as soon as possible. Which was a good thing as thanks to both his confusion and fear, Kafka was rather erratic in his movements and could be a danger to anyone at that moment. Not to mention tipping a lot thanks to not being used to walking on two legs.

Mina, Bakko, Isao, Reno and Kikoru was there too when Kafka finally hatched. All of them pretty much was just staring at this new creature that had come out of the old body, and felt a small chill run down their spine when a deep and slightly growly voice called out Soshiro's name and asking him to help him.

Soshiro on the other hand? The perfect picture of stunned, horror filled, shocked look you'd ever seen. He has not clue on what the actual fuck is going on. And Mina has hold as the mans legs are threating to give up as they all watch this creature that was once Kafka flail around on legs its clearly not use to.

But once unconscious and the tests start? Theres hope in Soshiro's heart. A hope that prove to be true as once Kafka wakes up in a new containment room and sees his bestfriend. The vice-captain suddenly find himself in a bear hug being licked by a werekaiju who's tail is wagging up a storm in happiness at seeing the man.

From there though things gets complicated. From what I understand, while the higher ups are talking on what to do now, Soshiro and everyone else is teaching and helping Kafka to get used to his new form.

The teaching part proves to be a test of patience and willpower as thanks to having spent most of his life as a hybrid dog, Kakfa has the dog habits that don't really translate well in his new form. Teaching him how to use the actually bathroom proves to be easily in the top 10 worse thing to teach.

Bakko has some very funny reactions to Kafka's new form as well. Ranging from wearyness to excitement as he and Kafka plays and interact with each other as the days pass.

And the scientists that was originally incharge of the project Kafka was part of get through a new round of interrogation cause the DF wants answers. And they want them now.

Soshiro actually becomes part of said interrogation too as he also wants answers as well. He is not shy in using his blades nor shaking the life out of them to get what he is looking for. Funny enough, they get their answers once Kafka gets better at speaking and begins to tell them about this larva thats been inside and communicating with him for the past 27 years. And how insist it is at killing kaijus.

Tiny actually finds the reactions everyones has very amusing.

I watched The Fly remake and wholeheartedly agree with you there.

Okonogi is the VIP when it comes to her observation skills alongside theories. Something Soshiro is highly grateful for as he hugs Kafka back with sheer relief. An emotional scene that eventually leads to the hilarity of teaching the werekaiju different things because dog behavior really doesn't match the body well.

You can only feel pity for the poor bloke responsible for the bathroom lessons. I already have a feeling that job belongs to Soshiro, lol. Kafka is glad he can still play with Bakko without worry as they no doubt miss each other. Tiny would be a casual little shit about his nature and finds amusement in their reactions.

Most of it being from Soshiro threatening those particular scientists because fuck those guys.

[yandere-wishes]

The BARBIE MOIVE is making me want to put all my responsibilities aside and go dig out my old barbies and dolls from the depths of my closet and just start playing with them like I'm 5 years old. Literally reenacting scenes, makig them go on stupid adventures. Literally I just want to spend a chill day hanging out with the "old gang" and forgetting that I'm a university student with 😭ReSpOnSiBiLitIeS😭

Here's the trailer in case you have no idea what I'm talking about

[dballzposting]

okay so you said you haven't finished GT? but i have to know if you've seen the GT OVA. bc it takes place like 100 years later, and Pan is there. and unless Gohan had another kid, we KNOW she was in a relationship and had a kid. This is a fact.

there are NO photos of this person, or of her kid, or of her grandkid. None in the house. she does not bring them up at ALL.

which honestly is just very in character for her to me? She is one who focuses on what she has. on her future. like she'll acknowledge the past (which she does in the special) but she doesn't live in it.

im sorry you've literally never talked about Pan before on this blog but I've been thinking about it recently. in her introduction in GT, she wants a boyfriend, but it seems more like a status symbol for her than a romantic desire. But she occasionally talks about people who are together in a way that implies it's Very Important to her, which combined leads me to think she cares about it in the context of 'people who are romantic should care for each other' i.e. it's less about the romantic aspect than it is about the bond. because she comes from a HEAVILY family-oriented family.

idk where im going with this my brain turned off. but pan never talks about her husband or wife. and it made me think too hard. do you think it was too painful and she hid it all away? she outlived everyone. even her grandkid. do you think she gave so much of her heart that she had to hide it to cope?

Hi i dont know what OVA stands for. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE MOIVE? A Hero's Legacy? Yeah I've never seen it.

Why is she so old?

The creators probably just didn't want to go too far out on any limbs and start designing her a spouse or a child so maybe thats why ... But I like your version better

I actually have totally posted about Pan before. Last spring I was thinking about her quite a bit actually .. The only major thouhgt that ever came to fruition as I recall was an exceedingly long post about her that even I have not reread since. I will fetch it

Found it

She's so real for prioritizing that bond ... I always felt like she wanted a BF at the beginning of GT becasue A.) she is a maturing girl .. allow her to follow her nature ..... And B.) Becasue she's trying to seem more grown (another thing that kids her age tend to do and it makes sense that we see her do it a lot becasue her parents seem very strict in GT, she is just DESPERATE for her freedom and the power to be responsible for herself!) But yeah she's a kid venturing out into the world, her wanting a BF at that young age does not contradict at all with the idea that she may end up someone without romance but with a priority for interpersonal bonds.

HER GRANDKID DIED IN THAT MOVIE ? I don't believe you. Also that's too sad to think that she is all emotionally-armored and is holding unto the pain. I want to believe that she has the grace to let it go...

This is so fucked up.

Here's a screenshot of Pan she's so quirky <3

[cutepastelstarsalior]

Do you know what damage learning that comic!Miguel is 27 has done to me??

Because now looking at moive!Miguel, I can’t image him as a hard 30-40 year old who seen the horrors™️ and has trauma™️ I only see this stupid loser as a cringefail dude who also has trauma™️.

27 year old Miguel is both super responsible but immature. The teens annoying him, he immediately tell them to kys. The teens would beg him to drive them to the future malls or to like buy some (future) McDonald’s. Miguel would buy shitty junk food because this dude doesn’t have money (ignore the fact this man is ruining a company and is a scientist). He and his brother would send stupid vines and memes to one another. He’s make many death and suicidal joke. He’s a gen Z but for the future time. He gets so annoyed at his coworkers, he thinks Jess is cool and totally want to own a motorcycle, he cringes at Ben calling him “dad”. He thinks Peter is super cool but would rather die then tell it to his face.

[lord-shitbox]

entire ask game. send me asks too or ill bite you really ahrd

assuming you said this for the 'weirder asks' game. godbless

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

Gozu and mezu

lighter or matches?

I like lighters more but i only have a matchbox (the striking paper on it is shit anyways)

do you leave the window open at night?

ye

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

none

what color are your eyes?

brown

why did you do that?

do wot

hair-ties or scrunchies?

Hair ties

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

None. 2 glasses and a mason jar though 

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

Cold. on ice

would you slaughter the rich?

Idc about killing them i just want their wealth redistributed

favorite extracurricular activity?

Fucking around at the grocery store en masse

what kind of day is it?

Did not do a single piece of schoolwork but i did every other possible task

when was the last time you ate?

Within the hour. Had a bowl of rice on my desk

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

ya

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

no

can you drive?

no

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

nearsighted

what hair products do you use?

none

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

If you want me to ya

do you say soda or pop?

soda

something you’ve kept since childhood?

A lot of things. Stuffed animals, jewelry

what type of person are you?

chilling

how do you feel about chilly weather?

👍 but i prefer mild temperatures. The kind of just-barely cold that isnt really cold. I don’t like wearing lots of clothes

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

Depends on who you are. for u specifically, probly not much

perfume/body spray or lotion?

Mmmm…i dont own any body spray but i have mixed feelings about the texture of lotion. It’s not actually that bad but i don’t like putting wet stuff on me (same genre of sensory dislike as wearing lots of clothing)

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

Uh.. like daydream? There’s one i used to have but its really really edgy and embarrassing 

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

Last night, 12. On weekdays its like 6

do you wear a mask?

No sorry

how do you like your shower water?

warm

is there dishes in your room?

Yes leave me alone

what type of music keeps you grounded?

Heavy stuff. Like fast and hard noises. Nothing slow

do you have a favorite towel?

yeah

the last adventure you’ve been on?

Went 2 bowser movie wth an extended group of people last night and afterwards we walked to winco and did funny things in shopping carts

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

Tbh…no. Im really good at remembering song lyrics in general but i dont think there are any in particular i memorize

what’s your timezone?

Doxx me why don’t you

how many times have you changed your url?

Never <3

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

Uhh.. not really? Am not in much contact with childhood close friends (theres one ive seen a few times recently but we haven’t actually talked). I believe i’ve known tuna for upcoming 8yrs though

a soap bar that smells good?

I dont like bar soap i like the liquid kinds. Old spice

do you use lip balm?

During dry lip season (i forget when this is) my lips get dry as fuck 

did you have any snacks today?

ye

how do you take your coffee?

With ice and chocolate in it

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

Discord & instagram 

what’s your take on spicy foods?

yum (reasonable spice tolerance)

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

Nobody…i hate some people 2 death (i dont think about them so i forget who they are) but theyre not bothering me rn so idc

can you remember what happened yesterday?

Bowser moive

favorite holiday film?

Year without a santa claus (IM MR FREEZE MISER)

what was the last message you sent?

“so far i think the only red text thats restricted to origin is mhin's”

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

Idk ive had sips in young youth. Parents would give me some so i could go “wow this tastes nasty” and not crave any ever (they were right for this)

can you skip rocks?

I may have done it successfully like twice in my life

can i tag you in random stuff?

Ya sure