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can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
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daily office routine
8AM-9AM: grieve
9AM-10AM: shit/vape
10AM-11AM: jerk off
11AM-12PM: respond to emails
12PM-5PM: practice smiling
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posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too
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You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like
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(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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you've all forgotten your roots anyway here's bulma waking up surrounded by garbage and then immediately chugging a warm beer she picked up off the floor
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your child was a pleasure to have in class and a dark, tortured genius
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why do ATLA fans never just say the opinion they want to share, they ALWAYS present the opposite of their opinion with their opinion being the "rebuttal"
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little simz drop 7 for sleeper hit of the year... i don't think it's going to make waves but in 2026 we'll all look back and go "oh, that's the formula everybody's trying to imitate" (not recognizing, the imitators i mean, that she is probably the premiere businesswoman of the london music scene at this point. you can only imitate that if you already had it)
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