#old man sasuke

[adaimperium]

writing centric blog & ask memes. I reblog art sometimes.

Ada || She/her, they/them || this blog can sometimes veer into 18+ || main @nepobabyeurydice

I post about my writing, the Au’s in my head, and decisions that might affect you the reader. I mostly bitch on here. You can send an ask about said bitching.

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[madbalalaika]

Happy upcoming Valentine's Day from the Yaoi Ancestors™ 😁❤

[tshortik]

Just Amnesiac Durge Things

[elysium-mons]

NaruSasu has it all, depending on the era you focuse on:

Sweet, innocent shonen-ai in their youth.

Unresolved tension in their young adulthood.

A whole world of possibilities within blank period.

And, old man yaoi in Boruto's era.

[clannfearrunt]

we gave him too much power. now he can pointedly walk back and forth between the kitchen and our mom’s bedroom to protest the fact that I’m not giving him my super salted smoked mackerel

[gunpowdercarousel]

Really wild to listen to the narrator unload on Gortash in this scene.

[keii]

Been rewatching Naruto and the Sasuke obsession came back tenfold.

[sweetyaoigirl]

Obito is so old fashioned he even wear the same robes his grandpa wear

[narutothoughts]

Kakanaru au where kakashi gets hurt on a mission and passes out in the middle of a forest on the way back to Konoha.

When he wakes up he’s neatly laid out in the middle of an old shrine, with fresh bandages wrapped around his stitched up wounds and warm tea at his elbow.

The fact he remained unconscious through someone moving him and closing his wounds was discontenting even if it wasn’t particularly surprising. He did lose a lot of blood and chakra after all.

Now that he’s awake, kakashi knows he should leave. He knows better than to test his luck staying in place for too long anywhere outside of the village.

But…he’s curious. And despite the stitches, he’s still in danger of infection considering Konoha is over a week away in his current state.

So he leverages himself up, and tries to look around as much as he can. But the entire shrine is empty. Not a single sign of the one that helped him.

When he wakes up again a few hours later there’s a pot of warm tea at his side to replace the old cup, a little pile of fruit, and new bandages. The day after that, there’s sake and plum wine added to the mix.

Kakashi doesn’t really know what’s happening but he’s never been one to sit idle nor has he ever been an ungrateful man. So as soon as he’s able to get up without his head spinning he gets to work. he sweeps the floors and dusts the cobwebs. Even polishes a little golden fox statue he finds tucked behind a wooden alter.

It’s the least he could do for his hidden host. The caretaker of this place maybe?

Kakashi’s body and chakra recovers faster than he anticipated. After five days he leaves even as the Hatake part of him that lives in back of his head keens.

Before he goes he pats the golden fox on the head. It was oddly cute compared to the 9 statues of snarling stone foxes surrounding it, though there was undeniable beauty in those too.

A few months later he’s injured again and realizes the shrine is on his way back to Konoha. He stops there to rest for the night and heads out in the morning, only taking the time to drink some of the tea and wipe down the alter, barely noticing how his chakra coils have refilled already.

And it keeps happening whenever he gets injured. He comes, he rests, he cleans, and goes with a pat to the gold statues head.

Until one day he wakes up to a long limbed blond at his side instead of the usual tea and fruits. When the blanket shifts to reveal a bare back and smooth tan skin he thanks every god out there for his mask covering his blush. Sleepy blue eyes blink open at him right on cue and honestly? Kakashi thinks he deserved that for not putting the pieces together earlier.

This is blatantly inspired by @rayshippouuchiha

[phantomplothole]

I found these old sketches from back in 2018… now I feel old 😅

[boobachu]

gib me the ebitsumaru keychain

[theythempilled]

old man yaoi from my notes

[oifaaa]

Your au made me think of a new au that’s basically just Megamind except the main characters are Steph and Cass. Tim is the og hero who dies and fanon Tim is the villain

How is this au working just out of curiosity is tim both metroman and titan ?? Honestly with my Jason headcanon and the whole faked death thing think metroman should be Jason which would mean cass is mega mind, steph is roxanne and then tim as titan

[shironezuninja]

I can’t decide which magazine was more corny, cheesy, and lame.

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

also really random naruto thing

there are lot's of people who are hopelessly in love with supporting itachi and all that, so if you're that person you should probably skip over this since these are my personal opinions on him

itachi could've said basically anything else to encourage sasuke to get stronger, but he didn't. he said the most negative things possible to sasuke, which seems to have spawned most of sasuke's negativity. it's shown multiple times in the series that sasuke can't take encouragement if it's not in a toxic and negative way. to me, it looks as if itachi started that. i understand that itachi saved everyone by killing the uchiha family, but i wish he'd been a little kinder with his words to his little brother.

[yowyowyaoi]

Sasuke, gruffly: Happy birthday, old man. Orochimaru: Are you sure that's what you mean to say, Sasuke-kun? Sasuke: What? Just because I don't particularly like you doesn't mean I'm not polite enough to wish my former sensei a happy birthday. Orochimaru: No. I mean, to say "Happy birthday" implies that the person you're expressing the sentiment to has been born at that exact moment. So I believe the correct term would be, happy anniversary of the day that you were born. Sasuke: Sasuke: You don't have to be an asshole, just take the compliment. Orochimaru: An ... asshole? A creature that is nothing but a walking anus? Interesting concept, Sasuke-kun. I wonder how such a creature would function, what it's purpose could be. *pulls on white lab gloves* Sounds as though I've got a long few days of experimenting ahead. Sasuke: Sasuke: To the creature that will be "born" from this ... I'm so sorry.