#old man sasuke

[adaimperium]

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[madbalalaika]

Happy upcoming Valentine's Day from the Yaoi Ancestors™ 😁❤

[tshortik]

Just Amnesiac Durge Things

[elysium-mons]

NaruSasu has it all, depending on the era you focuse on:

Sweet, innocent shonen-ai in their youth.

Unresolved tension in their young adulthood.

A whole world of possibilities within blank period.

And, old man yaoi in Boruto's era.

[clannfearrunt]

we gave him too much power. now he can pointedly walk back and forth between the kitchen and our mom’s bedroom to protest the fact that I’m not giving him my super salted smoked mackerel

[keii]

Been rewatching Naruto and the Sasuke obsession came back tenfold.

[sweetyaoigirl]

Obito is so old fashioned he even wear the same robes his grandpa wear

[gunpowdercarousel]

Really wild to listen to the narrator unload on Gortash in this scene.

[theythempilled]

old man yaoi from my notes

[oifaaa]

Your au made me think of a new au that’s basically just Megamind except the main characters are Steph and Cass. Tim is the og hero who dies and fanon Tim is the villain

How is this au working just out of curiosity is tim both metroman and titan ?? Honestly with my Jason headcanon and the whole faked death thing think metroman should be Jason which would mean cass is mega mind, steph is roxanne and then tim as titan

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

also really random naruto thing

there are lot's of people who are hopelessly in love with supporting itachi and all that, so if you're that person you should probably skip over this since these are my personal opinions on him

itachi could've said basically anything else to encourage sasuke to get stronger, but he didn't. he said the most negative things possible to sasuke, which seems to have spawned most of sasuke's negativity. it's shown multiple times in the series that sasuke can't take encouragement if it's not in a toxic and negative way. to me, it looks as if itachi started that. i understand that itachi saved everyone by killing the uchiha family, but i wish he'd been a little kinder with his words to his little brother.

[yowyowyaoi]

Sasuke, gruffly: Happy birthday, old man. Orochimaru: Are you sure that's what you mean to say, Sasuke-kun? Sasuke: What? Just because I don't particularly like you doesn't mean I'm not polite enough to wish my former sensei a happy birthday. Orochimaru: No. I mean, to say "Happy birthday" implies that the person you're expressing the sentiment to has been born at that exact moment. So I believe the correct term would be, happy anniversary of the day that you were born. Sasuke: Sasuke: You don't have to be an asshole, just take the compliment. Orochimaru: An ... asshole? A creature that is nothing but a walking anus? Interesting concept, Sasuke-kun. I wonder how such a creature would function, what it's purpose could be. *pulls on white lab gloves* Sounds as though I've got a long few days of experimenting ahead. Sasuke: Sasuke: To the creature that will be "born" from this ... I'm so sorry.

[orcelito]

Ok I'm thinking about kabuto backstory again and thinking about how unfair and fucked up it all is like

> be Danzo

> threaten local orphanage mother into returning to being a spy (by threatening the kids there)

> force them to send One Kid too because he "lost a man" while obtaining the intel he's threatening her to spy over (the kid is Kabuto, who volunteered bc he overheard them threatening the mother over this) (Danzo knows he overheard)

> train kabuto to be a spy while orphanage mother is off on her long spy job as well

> bait spy mom with the promise of keeping kabuto safe to keep her agreeing to work with you

> decide they both are too good at their jobs (????) Of being spies (that work for you?????)(they've been loyal this whole time????) So they're too dangerous and both need to die

> keep mom and kid away from each other as kid grows up

> literally DOCTOR FAKE PHOTOS of the kid growing up to make it seem like he looks totally different now???? So she won't recognize him?????

> give her the assassination assignment of killing the Real Kabuto (who she won't recognize) so they'll kill each other

> whoops, Kabuto survived and killed her instead, oh well at least Orochimaru's watching him now

I'm just like. How fucked up is it to threaten these people into working as spies for you "for the good of Konoha", and then decide that these people (who have given NO INDICATION of intending to betray Konoha) are too good at being spies and thus Too Dangerous and should be killed for it. But no he can't just kill them in a normal way. He had to manufacture an entire scenario so that they'd kill EACH OTHER while making the mom not recognize him (with the express purpose of breaking the kid's spirit) like BROOOOOO I know you ordered the whole Uchiha clan to be massacred (conducting genocide for the sake of 'peace') actually now that I think about it he ordered this of itachi. Ordered him to kill his own family. Of course Danzo would get off on making a mother and son kill each other "for the good of Konoha" he's almost fucking cartoon villain level of horrible past the point of logic EXCEPT there really are people this awful that have existed. Plenty of them. And they have also justified it as being "for the good of [nation]" like that's the Thing, he's a war hungry nationalist that has decided He Knows Best so he's going to fuck up SO many people's lives, up to and including his own damn citizens!!!! And this bitch thinks he deserves to be kage?!?!?! Fucking Hiruzen letting him run wild like this. He knew Danzo was stealing children and indoctrinating them into a murder cult (where, keep in mind, he purposefully raises kids in pairs so they view each other as family AND THEN ORDERS THEM TO KILL EACH OTHER)(AGAIN!!!! with the family killing, what is his PROBLEM) but Hiruzen just let it fucking happen. Spineless fucking piece of shit. He fucked Naruto up he fucked Orochimaru up he fucked up Royally with Danzo like come ONNNNNNNNNN

Rattling the bars of my cage rn at how awful Danzo is and how he was able to just. DO THIS???? I know the bitch is dead but he's not dead enough. Give me the glock.

[100-gar]

Controversial take but i watched all of jjk, in subbed, so it had my full attention 100% of the time, and i am of the opinion that it just fucking sucks.

So me and my wife were talking about it, and we were trying to figure out why people like it and we've come up short. I do not understand what's so appealing about this show for so many people. Can someone PLEASE tell me.

[tariah23]

They’re still on Twitter calling Naruto the worst mc out of the big three simply because he was having panic attacks over Sasuke and gazing up at the stars thinking about him I see.

[ladsofsorrow24]

i know people talk a lot about how sasuke kinda look like his mom but personally i find it funny how he got his dad's hair and grumpy face lol